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@phenomenalphilms3584 жыл бұрын
"The only BLUE we need in Texas is the sky" had me crying
@patriotranger89864 жыл бұрын
I would have added “and the two flags flying above us”
@perc30024 жыл бұрын
@Primal Power hell no
@livinghound4 жыл бұрын
Genius
@jaydens.2074 жыл бұрын
"The Blue sky, Bluebell, and Bluebonnets" are the only 'blue' things that are valid in Texas Source: I've lived here for 15+ years lol
@ebenb2234 жыл бұрын
Dam right!
@twc90004 жыл бұрын
My favorite bumper sticker: “Go back to California and take an Oregonian with you.”
@ivanichianus6834 жыл бұрын
My favorite one was “Leave California. You’re not from here anyways.”
@andrewkonkle54474 жыл бұрын
I lile it
@andrewrash19314 жыл бұрын
As an Oregonian I’m offended and taking my 100 round drum mags with me
@andrewkonkle54474 жыл бұрын
@@andrewrash1931 cool go take back Oregon.
@dejohnnelacy2544 жыл бұрын
Go back to Europe
@Carlosgarciaa7934 жыл бұрын
"Our homeless people live in houses" Californians: Impossible
@4givemeGodIloveypu4 жыл бұрын
Well I just found out that many homeless people are relocated to California just to survive harsh weathers.
@4givemeGodIloveypu4 жыл бұрын
Well I just found out that many homeless people are relocated to California just to survive harsh weathers.
@Carlosgarciaa7934 жыл бұрын
@@4givemeGodIloveypu thats the excuse other cities use to get them off their streets lmao they pay their bus ticket and everything
@444MarlinSS4 жыл бұрын
That's no shit. We'll take care of you in Austin. You can have designated areas to do your illicit drugs also
@taranorris38834 жыл бұрын
@@444MarlinSS XD
@arf100343 жыл бұрын
“California! I thought I smelled communism” is my new favorite quote
@SYDAirlineEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
My favourite quote. Texas. I thought I smelled taxes. I didnt watch the video cause this guy is full of bullcrap.
@nakpin52302 жыл бұрын
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Are you high? Texas has some of the lowest taxes in the country. So you're from SF? Thought I smelled marijuana.
@SYDAirlineEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
@@nakpin5230 no, not from SF. I just fly out of the airport. Also, Texas is too boring to live in. Half of the state is a damn desert. I really hope Texas pays for its sins of bashing on California. Marijuana is in other states too, not just Texas. I wouldnt move to a craphole like Texas even if someone bought me a house in bulk price there as a gift.
@bubbanoob2 жыл бұрын
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast But Texas isn't half a desert? Unless you go to El Paso and that area. infact theres lots of fields and farms and we even have beaches. Texas has a lot of things so its not ''boring''
@StormerKiing2 жыл бұрын
@@nakpin5230 I can confirm in my highschool near SF very few high schoolers are constantly trying to do marijuana
@Gun_Talk4 жыл бұрын
Want to hear the most annoying sound ever? *"We just moved here from California"*
@princessmarlena13594 жыл бұрын
And here I thought it was “AAAAAYYYYAAAAAHHH!” 😉
@animangafan3424 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it's travelled by, "we came here to be able to go to church & Trump rallies" or else they are a plague & ur doomed. I'm a Californian from the bay area. I know my liberals. Please stay safe
@carsoncook42974 жыл бұрын
@S S tailgate all California played cars
@whiterungaurd40594 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but I need to I’m barely seventeen and I’m tired of this God Forsook state don’t worry won’t stay long in Texas hopefully moving to wyoming for the fishing and hunting
@MJ987744 жыл бұрын
"We've just moved here from California" Translation = "Im an a$$hole and you should be impressed"
@theawakening4324 жыл бұрын
“California? I thought I smelled communism” dead
@lesliemoore26444 жыл бұрын
Totally 😂😂😂
@octave24054 жыл бұрын
Commiefornia xD
@peach72454 жыл бұрын
actually 57 percent of us voted against all socialist propositions...im sure cali went red this time if all real votes were counted
@Danny-cy7tl4 жыл бұрын
@@peach7245 where’s the proof at though 🤔
@avalonroyce4 жыл бұрын
Best line ever
@paigerenee41734 жыл бұрын
“The only juice we drink here is oil” As a Texan, I’m not exaggerating when I say that I fell on the ground laughing
I’m from the west Texas town of El Paso and died when I heard this...I also fell in love with a Mexican girl
@RonaldMcPaul4 жыл бұрын
As a Californian I LMAOed at "In Texas, our homeless people sleep in houses."
@carolleenkelmann38294 жыл бұрын
This didn't tweak until reading these comments! Oh how was that possible.
@zde15323 жыл бұрын
"our homeless people lives in houses" lmao that broke me
@DKMetcaIf Жыл бұрын
Not true tho
@tatttoon Жыл бұрын
NO THE FUCK THEY DONT!!! I thought the same, until I went to Dallas. Y’all have tents everywhere. Not as much as Cali, but they are there.
@abrahamg3354 Жыл бұрын
@@tatttoon Dallas used to be great until a lot of those people moved there SMH
@rrpearsall Жыл бұрын
@@abrahamg3354used to be great when gods black gold was spread more fairly.. Same with all the big cities besides Austin which had aqua springs gold the 🎨 artists liked..
@flokistormborn4599 Жыл бұрын
@@tatttoon brother all you got to do is remember that Texas is fucking huge and we do have a good number of ghost towns with abandoned buildings that homeless people do stay at because nobody else wants to fucking live there then because a lot of them are creepy as shit and you hear things where you shouldn't be hearing things because the place is supposed to be abandoned
@nelsonmartinez34703 жыл бұрын
"Oh youre from California? I thought I smelled Communism" Bro that shit had me rolling lol
@danityvanityinsanity3 жыл бұрын
We prefer the term “Socialism on Steroids”.😉
@charlesross92603 жыл бұрын
I come from a Northern California town of 400. It's a different planet from the assholes you hear about. My Dad's family is Texan. Same kind of people but the weather's better and no bugs. Signed Boomer Vet
@georgecrumb84423 жыл бұрын
"You're from California? So you have running water and electricity and don't freeze to death during the winter?"
@dangercat91883 жыл бұрын
Communism>Nazism
@joshhaney97693 жыл бұрын
@@charlesross9260 it seems north California is quite a bit different from south. Had some family that lived there. They got smart and moved to Kansas
@mikeyshelton67714 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind Cali people moving here, but don’t move here and then try to change it to exactly what you moved away from
@mlw17004 жыл бұрын
That's what they do.
@valorousjoe224 жыл бұрын
I mean you could always move to California and change it.
@Elskrat884 жыл бұрын
@@valorousjoe22 California has been trying to change its self with self immolation for years now
@maarcoooo4 жыл бұрын
You know what’s funny is that I am from CA, been my entire life. I surf, mtb, snowboard... the stereotypical CA guy. When I went to Austin I wanted to move there because they still had a sense of identity. Values that I valued. I didn’t want to change a thing and it actually got me mad all these tech f***s are trying to change it like they changed the mission sf.
@AndySaenz4 жыл бұрын
Ben Shapiro is moving from California to Tennessee, and he’s taking his company with him. He’s conservative, and I’m sure there are many people out there like him.
@garrybowers99983 жыл бұрын
I miss the billboards that used to be seen as one entered Texas, "Welcome to Texas, now go home"
@instinctcherno15793 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@thegreatiam86003 жыл бұрын
Don't mess with Texas, as well
@MrRekarbenots3 жыл бұрын
yes texas sucks. save yourself. go home. no real home here unless you got financical value. son. genius.
@beamdew3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing those as a kid in the 80s when we visited TX.
@steveb10083 жыл бұрын
I love the billboards all over TexASS stating "We have the FATTEST ASSES IN AMERICA!" True!
@kaydenchan70933 жыл бұрын
With the Recall Newsom Election, I saw a billboard in Texas saying “Send Californians back to California to vote” 😂
@The_NJG3 жыл бұрын
I whole heartedly agree.
@SYDAirlineEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it should have said “Send Texans to California to vote”. I never voted for that bastard.
@SYDAirlineEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
@@The_NJG it was rigged. I mean no way many people wanted him in office
@lt.skippy90282 жыл бұрын
Where!? I need one in my front yard!
@MrClobbertime2 жыл бұрын
They still voted in California, they just didn't know it.
@civilizedsasquatch67224 жыл бұрын
Soon as he said he wants to remove high school football for yoga. I can hear all the Texans loading their guns.
@kevinraper1144 жыл бұрын
I don't think people from other states really understand how important football is to us. It might be like moving to California and saying "let's make surfing illegal"
@sherride20024 жыл бұрын
Ain’t that the truth!
@jerryeastman1704 жыл бұрын
You assume that our guns are carried unloaded?
@civilizedsasquatch67224 жыл бұрын
Well, excuse me for not describing all the ways people have their gun stored or carried, since, if it's carried then chamber a round (not everyone carries with one chambered.), or if the gun is in a stored space like a closet or a safe then you have the ammo/magazine nearby to load the firearm. I was just summarizing.
@prathikjain89504 жыл бұрын
@@melaninjay592 still great game
@jayray69264 жыл бұрын
“Where are all the homeless people?” Austin.... they’re in Austin.
@theaveragemegaguy4 жыл бұрын
Why is it always that the most liberal cities have the most homeless people
@aggressivesewerpipe62904 жыл бұрын
@@theaveragemegaguy because their liberal cities
@sarsarsvintagejewelry4 жыл бұрын
So true! Although they filmed this in Houston and we have some really primo homeless encampments here too. Thanks to Sylvester.
@Manchuwook4 жыл бұрын
@@sarsarsvintagejewelry Just stand by a public ashtray for more than 15 minutes, you'll see homeless.
@SityClicker14 жыл бұрын
@@theaveragemegaguy please tell me one major “conservative” city
@judahweesner26514 жыл бұрын
"Our homeless people live in houses." "The only juice we drink here is OIL!"
@RedRaider-oz2qe4 жыл бұрын
And sweet tea
@icantcomeupwithagoodusername244 жыл бұрын
@@RedRaider-oz2qe what no
@dirtydinner64634 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Gasiorek-2022 Thats exactly what’s happening right now... Glad I chose to not move to Texas.
@DhirC354 жыл бұрын
@@dirtydinner6463 I was just about to comment that i hope texas doesnt turn into a 2nd california but dam guess it already happened. My condolences to you all.
@shaneashley13924 жыл бұрын
@@DhirC35 it hasnt turned yet. And hopefully when they reach Texas they meet their rasict opposition and find out they really arent rasict and change some views. Oh and " you all" what are you some commie, it's y'all. Please dont take offense
@dacoup59552 жыл бұрын
Texas has been my home since we moved here from the south of France when I was 7 and there's nowhere else in the world people here treat others with dignity and respect they welcome you with open arms and we live like there's not a care in the world and at times its almost seems like there's nothing else in the world only the present, the here and the now, people will invite you to their homes after just meeting you for only an hour to a backyard BBQ out in the sticks where there are several acres of land in a beautiful home where entire families from 3 generations will show up with all their friends to cook a feast that can feed a family for a year, the first time I had home made smoked brisket it changed my life, there's so much beer and whisky that gets consumed at these gatherings its absolutely crazy and it happens almost every weekend, Texans love to eat and feed the people around them with lip-smacking homemade BBQ, we also love our guns, our whiskey and our flag. The state doesn't meddle in your affairs and they give you every opportunity to earn what you rightfully deserve, low tax rates and everything is cheap, the people here self govern themselves and believe me they are not afraid to tell you like it is or protect themselves and their people if the need arises, we are extremely self-sufficient and self-governing, I never met a more prideful strong bunch of people who come from all walks of life ... Being Texan isn't just a birthright, its a state of mind, a state of being, to be strong, dependable, honorable, to have integrity and to take pride in yourself and the place you call home, to welcome your neighbors, we like to have fun but we also work our asses off to contribute to making this place what it is today ... I'm a proud Texan, not by birth but by upbringing and every day I get to watch the sunset over the beautiful landscape where nothing blocks your view with a cold beer in my hands with all my family and friends i thank God and my family for raising me in such a place. God Bless Texas and the people that make it what it is today.
@aaronmula83195 ай бұрын
What an amazing comment. Very well said!!
@tatepatrick30954 ай бұрын
Those are words I like to here and as a Texan it’s sounds like you were born here my France no Texan brother
@energ8t4 жыл бұрын
Two kinds of fleeing Californians: - Moderates/right being pushed out - Rich, Silicon Valley couples buying homes and spreading the same problem they created
@pleasantsville4 жыл бұрын
Fudge Dredd it’s the truth
@jongallardo80064 жыл бұрын
Cold hard truth.
@energ8t4 жыл бұрын
Jon Gallardo The sad part is that the rich Californians are usually oblivious to the fact they're spreading the very ideology that pushed them out.
@WeldonHenson4 жыл бұрын
Being from Texas my whole life and in the Austin area the past 15 years all I can say is you are 100% correct.
@mobbob40124 жыл бұрын
Weldon Henson I live in Houston Texas and well I’m glad it isn’t here but I hope it never comes lol
@darren4304 жыл бұрын
"Our homeless people live in houses!" LMAO!!
@terrybuchanan14 жыл бұрын
OH DARN IT! i was just going to type that same same, but you are at the top of the comments :(
@terrybuchanan14 жыл бұрын
@Strage i had no idea what this channel was until after watching, cuz i just subbed after seeing him on jp's channel recently
@gibbygordo4 жыл бұрын
T E no state tax
@100Bucks4 жыл бұрын
So technically they're not homeless.
@icjd804 жыл бұрын
Funny because there's a ton of homeless few blocks north of that park
@Yeahyeah1164 жыл бұрын
“Where are all the homeless people?” Just down the road, the place you’re looking for is called Austin.
@Yeahyeah1164 жыл бұрын
John Hix We can certainly agree on not sending young, impressionable children to UT but I’d rather send my kid to Baghdad than College Station...Guns Up!
@munecabonbon4 жыл бұрын
When I moved to TX I asked why they didn't have homeless people. Btw when I visited Austin and Galveston I absolutely *loved* it there, reminded me of home. So if I were to bet, that's definitely where all the Californians will move to. As if we could ever give up the city or the beach
@twbicknell88194 жыл бұрын
And San Antonio
@abdonmorales73614 жыл бұрын
Austin has become a trashy city thanks to the commie mayor steve adler
@texasjherrera4 жыл бұрын
Todd so true unfortunately.
@dsgx1353 Жыл бұрын
"We already claimed Austin"... lmao boy the truth to that is unreal
@tatepatrick30954 ай бұрын
If only there was a way to stop that disease from spreading
@tsicby3 ай бұрын
I know, they got all kinds of homeless people and lot's of communism.
@harrierr6284 жыл бұрын
California: Have homeless problem. Taxes: Have California problem. 🤣
@nicholasholden81394 жыл бұрын
You mean Texas?
@wayne123master64 жыл бұрын
I mean... You are right even though, you made a mistake.
@jairoramirez52423 жыл бұрын
Same here in Arizona
@youandme123453 жыл бұрын
Texas people hate Californian come to their state, If Texan come to California , Should I hate them?
@nicholasholden81393 жыл бұрын
@@youandme12345 It has a lot to do with politics, Texas is a state that follows the Constitution and California likes to take folk's right away.
@TheBitcoinExpress4 жыл бұрын
“I’m just following the footsteps of joe Rogan” lol so good
@wh18004 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@donnawoodward31634 жыл бұрын
LOL
@TYNTD4 жыл бұрын
Dude, Joe Rogan will be public enemy number 1 if indeed he brings all the losers with him. He will find life is very hard here.
@st4ne4rmthevill634 жыл бұрын
@Pa6loz I think this was even funnier then the original comment
@leonardonascimentopires30433 жыл бұрын
"The only blue we need in Texas is a sky" -Ok, that's my personal motto from now on
@jakebradford42723 жыл бұрын
same, there need to be t shirts of that
@squeakymcdoodle3 жыл бұрын
That should totally be a bumper sticker!
@s.sanders21493 жыл бұрын
💯
@Ghosty7163 жыл бұрын
@Aidan Myers too many right wings
@goldenmemes513 жыл бұрын
@@Ghosty716 tejas will go blue cause browns outnumber whites
@lifestudent24722 жыл бұрын
As a life long Texan I want to say thank you for this . THANK YOU !!!
@tatepatrick30954 ай бұрын
Yes, they are addressing one of the biggest problems in Texas
@DanielFelipeKlotz3 жыл бұрын
"The only juice we drink here is oil" - LOL
@DhirC353 жыл бұрын
😂
@sylvesteruchia52633 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@MrItznotme3 жыл бұрын
Good ol' dinosaur squeezins
@CounterPhilosopher3 жыл бұрын
Should've said sweet tea
@riddickgrant75863 жыл бұрын
Oil and orange juice, that’s all the juice a Texan truly needs
@HowdyItLovll4 жыл бұрын
"I hated California, everything sucked" *Criticizes Texas for not being more like California*
@ericaerica36384 жыл бұрын
Who in their right mind says this🤣😁😎
@HowdyItLovll4 жыл бұрын
@@ericaerica3638 Californians
@ericaerica36384 жыл бұрын
@@HowdyItLovll As a born and raised Texan, and having moved to California 10 years ago... I'm shocked! I will say southern California is less appealing to me but honestly anywhere along the coast top to bottom and a majority of northern California is absolutely gorgeous and I don't think I could ever leave a place so beautiful. Perfect weather and scenery as well. The views alone along the coast and northern California will keep you here! Lol at this rate I'm saying go ahead an knock your socks off Californians 🤣 the deathly heat, bug and chiggers, hard freezes etc were enough to keep me far away from my DFW beginnings 😎😎 I miss the Indian paintbrush flowers but ....not much else.
@namekman014 жыл бұрын
yep. thats happened to me a few times. not in texas but still. i usually get hit with a 'theres nothing to do here'
@ericaerica36384 жыл бұрын
@@namekman01 nothing to do in California or Texas?
@cs-xz5de4 жыл бұрын
How about California getting it’s act together so people don’t want to escape. Just a thought.
@tltaber504 жыл бұрын
Only the losers leave California.
@Comments_From_All_Channels4 жыл бұрын
@Alex P All Lives Matter
@Comments_From_All_Channels4 жыл бұрын
@ c s People vote but don't get their way. I don't know who voted for crackheads
@madamemoi-zelle49134 жыл бұрын
Because these damn Libs keep voting these crazy a&@ people into office again and again!! They don’t want to change anything!! They are perfectly happy with high taxes, insurmountable homelessness, chaos and they love the corruption!! I want out, but not that easy...
@robertmiller64444 жыл бұрын
Sure, some of us are holding out hope that it can turn around. But that hope is dwindling day by day. At some point, I guess one has to recognize when the ship is unsalvageable and going down and get to the life rafts. Dave Rubin is still sticking it out. But when big voices like Joe Rogan and The Daily Wire decide it's just too untenable and unsalvageable, you gotta start thinking...
@solar-ed31794 жыл бұрын
I moved from California to Texas 2 years ago and please don’t change Texas, I moved here for a reason.
@Comments_From_All_Channels4 жыл бұрын
Everybody wants to try a different state. Everybody left the old one for a reason. Tired of the same
@victorbetton91984 жыл бұрын
I came in 2012 it’s been great , I’m from south central LA
@timothyritter95244 жыл бұрын
Don't worry it will be gobbled up by Liberalism in no time flat...Soo to be a swing state!!!! Happened to my red state!
@ESUSAMEX4 жыл бұрын
I moved to Florida from NY last year and I do not want New Yorkers or anyone else changing Florida into another liberal hellhole. Here my rights are respected and I do not need to give 60% of my pay to the government.
@orbnitsky4 жыл бұрын
@@daveb2280 Ummmn, Texas moved Austin to a place that was called Hobbs New Mexico. All Californians will be welcome and find the blueness of the state as refreshing as the lower humidity.
@TheLordUrban4 жыл бұрын
“Our homeless people live in houses.” Well trailers, but close enough.
@mchrysogelos76234 жыл бұрын
probably should have said 'homes'
@ramdbzdude0_04 жыл бұрын
Better than the sidewalks
@christopherwilloughby93534 жыл бұрын
you have not seen Downtown Austin... plenty to be found.
@ramdbzdude0_04 жыл бұрын
@@christopherwilloughby9353 that’s not Texas anymore bro. That’s Texifornia.
@christopherwilloughby93534 жыл бұрын
@@ramdbzdude0_0 I will give you that Austin definitely more in common with San Francisco than it does with the rest of TX. However, all major cities in TX have homeless issues Even Dallas has the problem.
@bigbensarrowheadchannel27393 жыл бұрын
We welcome everyone here in Texas. Just don't forget to leave.
@manda.watching.YouTube3 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹 I love this
@timothyjones19063 жыл бұрын
Same with Yankees. A Yankee visit your state a DAMN YANKEE STAYS IN YOUR STATE . YOU DONT WANT YANKEES IN YOUR STATE.
@evelinadymanus9223 жыл бұрын
Good one 🤣🤣
@rickcolesanchez26683 жыл бұрын
Stfu Texas sucks. I lived in 4 different cities including Dallas. Was not impressed. Chicago, NY, SF, Dallas. Dallas was the shittiest. Even people in Dallas hated Texas. And be careful. Austin is basically LA’s abortion that lived.
@rickcolesanchez26683 жыл бұрын
Stevie Ray Vaughan I’ll give you that. And other good Texas blues guitarists. Other than that. I’d rather live in fuckin oakland.
@CakeMochi3 жыл бұрын
1:05 I keep dying of laughter from the Texan dude's response lol
@jakerocinante11334 жыл бұрын
As a born Texan, I will say this to all Californians moving here, our policies and way of running things clearly works better than what you voted for in California otherwise you would not have needed to leave.
@CincinnatusPublish4 жыл бұрын
They won't see it. They're going to vote for the exact same type of people who ruined California.
@1istomanyads9064 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute.... I was born and raised in California and left in 2006 and moved to Texas.... Not all Californians think and act this way.... I grew up on horses, team roping, riding bulls etc... Like the song says I was a Texan when Texas wasn't cool or something like that.... My point is California's a shit hole and a sinking ship of a state..... lol....
@Wanderer249994 жыл бұрын
How long until we see signs and stickers that say, "X contains chemicals known to the state of Texas to cause cancer and birth defects or..."
@1istomanyads9064 жыл бұрын
Jose Adrian I just got the report and it looks like next week.... It's gonna happen faster than you think.....
@zinx55124 жыл бұрын
California is better than texas but california is getting worse
@duraunpierre88724 жыл бұрын
"Our homeless people live in houses" lmfao, as a life long Californian, this hit different lol
@SYDAirlineEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
That makes no sense. Homeless people dont have houses, hence why they are called homeless. This guy’s video doesnt even make sense, and I didnt even have to watch it to know that.
@kinglong57262 жыл бұрын
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast What he meant was very poor people who most likely would end up being homeless in California, live in homes in Texas. I'm not American but I assume it means that there's less drug abuse problem in Texas, families are more close-knit and help each other in need.
@nenecitosart14052 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that make them Homemore...woah!!!
@albertozepeda19392 жыл бұрын
@@kinglong5726 You totally understood it. The idiot commenting above is probably a Californian, so please excuse him, he is most likely Autistic.
@shawnp80762 жыл бұрын
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast it's because Californians selling there shit houses in the hood moving to our decent homes in nice areas here in Texas
@thelastviking20394 жыл бұрын
“New community” how about don’t mess up the community that you’re drawn to
Ghettobible *tells someone as Americans we are all responsible for our past* *but the when any blame gets directed at you* “I’m not white and my family isn’t from here” hahaha great times by your own logic then you’re not responsible for any of the good that occurs near your area. And if you say you volunteer that’s why you’re good, then you’d imply that the people you still call racist for being born where slaves used to kept do not share that blame as they do not have any direct involvement in slavery. Either way you try to attack this you are wrong just by your own contradictions you’ve stated.
@Fire__774 жыл бұрын
Look up “We Thought They Were White” by Dontell Jackson
@thelastviking20394 жыл бұрын
ғɪʀᴇ77 considering Britain established and continued the slave trade to the americas, I’m gonna say that’s not even factual. To say Caucasians are the only ones who had slaves is incorrect, to say Caucasians were never involved in slavery is also incorrect. I’m not here to promote some critical race theory whether on the far left or the far right. Every race, nation, and tribe has done something or another to deserve criticism and shame. The idea isn’t to live in the past or put blame on another race, it’s to do what America was founded on in principle. Which is we are all equal, and we all need to strive forward as individuals to better our lives, our families, and our communities.
@YourAverageKriegsman Жыл бұрын
They need a sign on the Texas border to any state "Welcome to Texas.....unless you're from Cali, then leave, we don't want you here"
@catpsyc12514 жыл бұрын
Best line, “our homeless people live in houses.”
@ChrisTopherBunnell4 жыл бұрын
This disabled veteran and ex-texan calls bullsh*t on you.
@ChrisTopherBunnell4 жыл бұрын
I was homeless in Texas for EIGHT FUCKING YEARS while I waited for the south Texas Veterans affairs office to do their goddamned job.
@spencerbrown3154 жыл бұрын
Christopher Strong Sorry to hear that. Hope things are better for you. Every place has its own problems in one way or another
@GCEXTREMEMN4 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisTopherBunnell Thank you for your service. May i ask you why you were homeless? Were you injured and disabled and thus couldn't work? If you werent incapable of working, how is it the government's job to provide for you? Just wondering why you would want to be dependent on the government if you dont have to be?? Being dependent on the government makes you a slave to them..not sure why any veteran would want that.
@nunyabizness36424 жыл бұрын
@@GCEXTREMEMN maybe he just needed a hand up. A hand up to our veterans does not mean staying on the government dole.
@timmorey98444 жыл бұрын
There are currently 57 Counties in South Texas that do not allow any one moving into them from out of State the right to vote in Local Elections for 10 years. Good job.
@paulamorris74664 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@CS-Loc4 жыл бұрын
Wow. How do I get Colorado to adopt this? I love Texas. Californians have been ruining my home state for decades. We used to be Red too.
@Little.R4 жыл бұрын
@@CS-Loc I feel that pain too, neighbor.
@ShaferHart4 жыл бұрын
I understand the sentiment but how's that legal? lol
@Little.R4 жыл бұрын
@@ShaferHart likely just as legal as requiring US citizenship in order to vote.
@pippenlapue96434 жыл бұрын
Im from California. I dont blame Texans for hating Californians. Texas needs to build a wall.
@carlbowles18084 жыл бұрын
I'm a californian and agree with you.
@pamelaconaty68784 жыл бұрын
hey thats what I've been sayin'...all the way around the whole state! They already got austin and dalas not far behind. When they come for Houston....
@a.i.marvin61804 жыл бұрын
Texas use to be Democratic and California use to be Republican. Reagan was the governor of California
@a.i.marvin61804 жыл бұрын
A wall for everyone else, but not you.
@90210Skye4 жыл бұрын
When they build the wall, should they exclude you as well...?
@chesto74403 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, I can say here in Texas we don’t use our brains we let our hearts do the thinking
@tatepatrick30954 ай бұрын
Amen brother
@edwardleas16194 жыл бұрын
"Where you go hunting, whole foods?" -karl marx
@pennyck94684 жыл бұрын
Love hunting at wholefoods and trader Joe's.
@hannesproductions43024 жыл бұрын
@omniscient xt it's a dis
@edwardleas16194 жыл бұрын
@@hannesproductions4302 dont explain the video to this person. He should have watched it!
@zeus1369884 жыл бұрын
"Where you go hunting, **breadlines**?" -karl marx Fixed That For You
@edwardleas16194 жыл бұрын
@@zeus136988 All you did is screw up the sarcasm and irony of the faux quote that was really a quote by jp in that video. Your ruining everything!
@HoleyBeauty4 жыл бұрын
“Feels like I’m walking through a wet blanket” accurate af lmao
@backwoodsjunkie084 жыл бұрын
Ikr, thats what summer in the midwest feels like 100° heat with 95% humidity
@kathleenkirchoff92234 жыл бұрын
If you didn't recognize the statue of Sam Houston that line would tell you it was Houston, my humid hometown.
@mychevysparkevdidntcatchfi14894 жыл бұрын
I was in CA when it was 121 degrees dry, felt like 80 degrees wet in Texas.
@fightrrrrr4 жыл бұрын
Kathleen Kirchoff SAME HERE. HTOWN!!!
@yeshua11764 жыл бұрын
For sure
@kassidy92824 жыл бұрын
'All the blue we need in Texas is the sky' Truer words have never been spoken lol
@brobafett212 жыл бұрын
“You should identify as a yuppie bitch” is the great line EVER! 🤣🤣🤣
@tc22413 жыл бұрын
“We can probably drive the prices up” Laughed so hard I woke my wife up
@brittanymiller35103 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣✔✔✔✔
@Aselia-q6w3 жыл бұрын
I feel you hhhhhhhhhh man they ruined it for us
@aarongoodwin48453 жыл бұрын
Did she punished you by making you clean the "Communal Spaces"? Known to Real People as the shitter!
@bretroberts9502 жыл бұрын
Probably? That's the one thing that they do with great efficiency.
@FGC-ku4ez2 жыл бұрын
San Antonio is feeling this hard right now.
@heromtb54524 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that I’m not the only one who feels this way about Californians. Utah is getting hammered too
@timothyhardcastle78554 жыл бұрын
I’m seeing their plates all over Salt Lake. They will fill up all the new apartments going up and ruin this city. We need Porter Rockwell and the Mormon Militia back.
@curseofsasuke4 жыл бұрын
Timothy Hardcastle well that escalated quickly
@death36784 жыл бұрын
They’ve even gotten to bandera and hondo
@VivKittie324 жыл бұрын
They came en masse in the 90’s and now it’s trending again except this time it’s the end of the world. Dang it!
@sharpreflectionsdetailing72654 жыл бұрын
Same with Colorado
@fullmetaltheorist4 жыл бұрын
*Our homeless people live in homes* Californians : weird flex but OK.
@ChrisTopherBunnell4 жыл бұрын
False. I was homeless in Texas for EIGHT YEARS while the south Texas veterans affairs office neglected their job.
@greggazro23894 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah. Sadly an influx of people into Texas likely lead to increased cost of housing and an increase in homelessness. Same thing happened with CA during the huge tech boom of the last half decade. Hopefully housing cost of living doesn't get as unimaginably high as it has in CA. Texans better fight for some rent control measures
@thehunt4truth5704 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisTopherBunnell So sorry to hear that! It's really criminal imo the piss poor way that veterans get treated by the gov't they served for once retired. I trust that despite the general insanity of this year so far, that times are improving or may already have, and that you're now blessed with 4 walls, & a roof? God bless!
@privateperson50544 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisTopherBunnell Being poor my self all I can do is say. Thank you for your service sir.
@nunyabizness36424 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisTopherBunnell thank you for your service!
@davek45473 жыл бұрын
I’m a canadian who fled to Texas during lockdowns. I’m so anti lockdown and have such a deep love of firearms the Texans been telling me “I can’t believe a Canadian is more Texan than some Texans. Least you ain’t from California” I love it here. But please, keep that liberal mentality for your own rapidly disintegrating cities. It clearly doesn’t work for anyone.
@LightStorm.2 жыл бұрын
So you’re here illegally?
@rjpx9472 жыл бұрын
Keep drinking the Koolaid, Dave. It's as rancid and red in Canada as it is in the US.
@SYDAirlineEnthusiast2 жыл бұрын
Texas must be high on that cowboy weed.
@davidkattan12752 жыл бұрын
@@LightStorm. No. He needs papers, have you married your sister yet or is she free? After all, Canadians have more backbone than Americans these days! You'd be improve the bloodline. American Truckers get fucked every which way to Sunday by our government and still won't band together, but not Canadians truckers! They're real men! Wish we had real men in America! Not these women trying to pass off as men. Or men who act like children and do everything they're told to do.
@1122ss2 жыл бұрын
@@rjpx947 what??
@collinator684 жыл бұрын
When California's come to texas: "it's so nice to be in texas now! Now if we can just make a few..." Texans: "naw naw naw, your not chaingin shit here, now sit ya ass down and enjoy the party, texas is fine just like it is".
@JonLa893 жыл бұрын
Then you might get accused of oppressing them
@bigboi42693 жыл бұрын
@@JonLa89 Yes. Yes we are.
@JonLa893 жыл бұрын
@@bigboi4269 the sjws are powerful in numbers online and their fee fees increase their Reeeeeeeeeeeeeedding
@jacobcarino3 жыл бұрын
@@JonLa89 ah yes. The oppression card
@leftanutstainonyourcouch.51963 жыл бұрын
Good
@Rev_John_Danger4 жыл бұрын
Don’t California my Texas.
@miryammata77454 жыл бұрын
I can say amen to that
@impalamama73024 жыл бұрын
Now yall know how Southerners feel about the mass exodus of Yankees from their blue states of high taxes ziltch job growth, high crime and corrupt politicians. We especially dont need OUR corrupt politicians to learn new tricks. AND y'alls manners SUCK!
@ghettotvdragon64764 жыл бұрын
I'm Californian and I agree with you. Don't worry. I won't. Ever 🙂
@jitzplayer4 жыл бұрын
For sure they drive up prices. My cousin is going to retire with a Califonia pension making $$$$ and going to move to texas
@skyler96434 жыл бұрын
Texas has been going more left for decades. Its a false political narrative to try to pin it on Californians because it makes some Texans feel like its a foreign invasion rather then Texans changing.
@mtusarmy14 жыл бұрын
On a serious note, Californians really do need to stop moving to Texas.
@CoHigh4 жыл бұрын
How about get the hell out if Colorado
@Your_Mossad_Handler4 жыл бұрын
Or they can come if they renounce their failed political beliefs and vow to vote with the majority who created the place to which they are going. We need to do the same to the New Yorkers who are fleeing to Florida. On the bright side I think you can find more New York-style pizza in Florida than in any other state (excluding New York). It’s delicious.
@ChrisTopherBunnell4 жыл бұрын
I know. I made that mistake in 2008 and I was homeless in Texas for EIGHT YEARS while the south Texas veterans affairs office neglected their job.
@tm-kv6yp4 жыл бұрын
and Nashville 😑
@stephaniedeeb86314 жыл бұрын
On a more serious note, Californians really need to stop moving out of California.
@StayHumble863 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 "The only BLUE we need in Texas is the sky" That made me spill my coffee... #ShoNuff
@redcracker1193 жыл бұрын
Texan: Breath fresh air and live in peace. Californian: Excuse me, I'm offended!
@herbertant40963 жыл бұрын
Lol, i just want the good old texas without demorats
@markusblake79363 жыл бұрын
@@herbertant4096 I swear, in Texas you live well, And the last thing I would do is turn it into what I ran away from. Democrats should learn from their "mind your own business"
@CHARCHICHI3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lindadechiazza29243 жыл бұрын
This is not a genuine californian... I cannot see anyone in this but mess up bias stereotypes
@linkfromzelda10023 жыл бұрын
@@lindadechiazza2924 Agreed. I’m Californian and I’ve never met anyone who unironically “identifies” as something. The closest thing I’ve gotten to it was a girl who said she might be a guy. This reminds me of FreedomToons. Rightist propaganda disguised as a funny skit channel. And the right eats it up and defends it because they agree with it.
@neroidius69154 жыл бұрын
Californian: I’m gonna move to Texas cause I don’t really like California. Also Californian: I’m gonna wokify Texas cause it needs to be more politically correct like California
@kekelaward4 жыл бұрын
Texan: Get the hell out of here.
@user-cq1hw2bx6g4 жыл бұрын
Gtfo pls
@summerd76684 жыл бұрын
@@kekelaward I second that notion!
@Olluwaaa4 жыл бұрын
Both states suck
@rantranger15274 жыл бұрын
@@Olluwaaa At least Texas doesn't torture people with taxes also Texans also don't Harass people that don't go with their political views
@rickintexas15844 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately a lot of Californians are bringing California values to Texas. This is especially true in Austin.
@Not-Ap4 жыл бұрын
Stop them! I guarantee you they don't allow the reverse to happen.
@theuglybiker4 жыл бұрын
Austin's always been like that. I remember back in the 70's folks called Austin 'Moscow on the Colorado'.
@AustinWerleyProd4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Austin is already screwed tho
@shanewallace20454 жыл бұрын
Austin sucks and is the armpit of Texas Look at what they are doing to San Antonio. Damm libtards tried to screw the Alamo claiming that the history was a mythology. What spreads faster than Covid 19... California stupidity!
@scottfox98664 жыл бұрын
@@theuglybiker Actually, Austin was always friendly and weird with a bunch of hippies who didn't care where someone came from, their clothes, or who they worked for. Now Austin is snotty and pretentious.
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@garrettfrick38304 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, this is scary accurate.
@powerfulstrong56734 жыл бұрын
Have you ever come to China? China is better than both California and Texas or every other US states.
@randomfella84484 жыл бұрын
@@powerfulstrong5673 All of China, or the just Hong Kong area? Either way it's hard to believe.
@powerfulstrong56734 жыл бұрын
@@randomfella8448 What I said is most of urban areas of mainland China is much better than USA or Hong Kong.
@powerfulstrong56734 жыл бұрын
@@randomfella8448 I lived in a prefecture-level city in Jiangsu province in the eastern part of mainland China. Its infrastructure and transportation system are much more modern than USA. It is much much safer and cleaner here. Even in the cities of midwestern part of China, There are much more advanced infrastructure and transportation system than USA!
@powerfulstrong56734 жыл бұрын
@@randomfella8448 I just want to ask you a simple question. Have you come to China in recent years? Because seeing is believing.
@dreamshakegaming4 жыл бұрын
As a houstonian, I’m actually a little nervous about Californians moving here
@jovanym29314 жыл бұрын
Why ?
@mitchellcole8324 жыл бұрын
@@jovanym2931House prices man. $1M is like the standard from what I’ve seen in Cali LOL. I’m from Houston and you can get the same size house for like 1/3 of the cost.
@adamkhan60684 жыл бұрын
@@jovanym2931 did you not just the video?
@MrSokitumi00074 жыл бұрын
You should already be gone already )o,,, They saved Texas for last watch they gonna push patriots out of Texas too. Your being replaced PERIOD!!! )o,,,
@IRaoulDuke4 жыл бұрын
It really is getting to the point red states need to enact something to stop them, I don't know tax them at the rate of the place they left? It disgusts me they don't want to live under the policies they voted for. I was just in a video about a "progressive" talking about everyone fleeing LA. In the comments all of them refuse to acknowledge it's the fault of the people who run the state/city its mind blowing. And there all like move here or here ALL red states????
@itsshifty32593 жыл бұрын
Literally so many people are moving to Austin and it’s already ruined with homeless drug addicts. It’s actually sad I hate my generation overall sadly. Full of people who think they know what is good for the world but they are just overgrown babies
@HeortirtheWoodwarden3 жыл бұрын
I'll move there next month, but just because my father is a researcher at the university. I at least am pretty politically uninterested.
@dannon20103 жыл бұрын
Austin is completely RUINED. IButthoke Surfers, Scratch Acid, Big Boys…small college town feel. Gone forever.
@rra0220013 жыл бұрын
@@dannon2010 Yes that Austin disappeared sometime in the mid to late 90s...I was there when 6th was still ok to traverse at 3 am without being kniffed up. East ATX on the other hand, unless things have changed, was always the place to avoid.
@Thr33-Quarters3 жыл бұрын
It's not only their failed liberal ideology... They are driving house prices through the roof! Some life-long Texans can't even even afford decent homes anymore. In my area they have nearly doubled in the past 10 years. Most Californians, even the conservative ones, also just have a general pretentious, stuck-up, better-than-you attitude which does not sit well with Texans. The whole thing is a major problem and lots of people are fed up with it, and animosity is growing. Stay out of Texas! Fix your own damn state! We don't want you here!
@donlyemanuel3 жыл бұрын
Homie saw a piece on a local fox about a handful of homeless people and went online to talk shit about Austin being ruined with homelessness lol😂
@judahweesner26512 жыл бұрын
why does it make so much sense that both californians and texans would love Joe Rogan
@maryannekavanaugh79814 жыл бұрын
Austin is defunding police...now that so many Californians have moved there...
@Not-Ap4 жыл бұрын
Stop them before there nuttiness spreads. They'll reform and reform until all that's left is skin and bones. Then they'll reform that down to bone marrow.🤪🙄
@Minkagurl4 жыл бұрын
There you go!! These goons move from Cali to take over with their crazy ideology
@ohHeyKev4 жыл бұрын
@@Minkagurl Could care less about ideologies, I'm just trying to make a living. Too much smoke in California 😂😂😂
@Cass-es5kl4 жыл бұрын
Litmus tests. If your blue your not welcome go find another state. This is being said by a red Californian.
@lizreyes65774 жыл бұрын
Illegal aliens and sanctuary cities not to mention a communist indoctrination camp you call the University of Texas at Austin.
@kelgro64014 жыл бұрын
The only blue we need in Texas is the sky. Lol.
@juanmaurogarzagarza32154 жыл бұрын
@@haydenhayden1767 black is fine too
@stephenconner50314 жыл бұрын
Dam right lmao
@LucasMartin-im5ub4 жыл бұрын
@@juanmaurogarzagarza3215 no brown tho
@gunnsteif6774 жыл бұрын
@@LucasMartin-im5ub You from texas?
@JohnSmith-yf5bk4 жыл бұрын
Good old teen pregnancy
@jonathansmith30634 жыл бұрын
Should have had a line that said, "In Texas our vegetarians eat beef"
@the_flyattractor86564 жыл бұрын
Moo?
@gonzalogutierrez5104 жыл бұрын
@@the_flyattractor8656 moo, indeed
@Memry-Man4 жыл бұрын
But we don't...
@the_flyattractor86564 жыл бұрын
@@Memry-Man More like In Texas Our Vegetarians ARE BEEF!!!!!!!
@jonathansmith30634 жыл бұрын
@@the_flyattractor8656 Lol. Hey I like that one too. And yes I do realize there might be 1 or 2 vegetarians in Texas... probably in Austin.
@scottmartin77173 жыл бұрын
The little pause-and-smile Brent makes after saying "smoking DMT" does it for me
@grammarhammer38174 жыл бұрын
CA Refugees: Change your mindset Not just your address
@cgme70764 жыл бұрын
Literally.
@mrangel36784 жыл бұрын
The minute you express you opinions that drift from liberalism, you are marked, racist, conservative, crazy etc. Ppl have been indoctrinated to believe all the mainstream media says and follow celebrity lifestyle. It's unbelievable!
@matthew81534 жыл бұрын
Drew Cronk If they changed their mindsets they wouldn’t need to change their address.
@Khalikhalzit4 жыл бұрын
@Firecracker CT Red states are cheaper, not as populated, and often have decent weather. Liberals moving in couldn't give a shit about how they're changing it.
@skyler96434 жыл бұрын
They are only leaving due to urban population density. Learn how to educate yourself beyond what your favorite snake-oil pedalling politicians, media outlets, and vloggers tell you.
@TaterTot882444 жыл бұрын
The only plant medicine I know is Copenhagen long cut.
@volsdeep4 жыл бұрын
First time I dipped, I was14 and was lightheaded. It was Copenhagen.
@magicman93214 жыл бұрын
That was good.
@ZUUL1174 жыл бұрын
Grizz is where it's at!
@KnOwN2Push4 жыл бұрын
Made me wanna put a dip in
@zman926304 жыл бұрын
The guy is right. Californians complain, leave CA and create a new fucked up liberal city like Austin.
@valerief12314 жыл бұрын
“We’ve already claimed Austin, now we’re here for the rest of the state” as a Texan...Austin makes me sad.
@LizYork4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that statement since it's true. I live in Austin 😂
@Don-f4f4 жыл бұрын
I was in Austin in 2004 and it was beautiful! What happened?
@steveo57634 жыл бұрын
The liberal soy boy manufacturing plant at UT Austin needs to be disassembled and shipped back to California or Communist China 🇨🇳
@rodycaz89844 жыл бұрын
@@Don-f4f Californians happened.
@mashedtomato20794 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Blank II NY voted a lot more red than i thought it would in the elction, it was 55 to 45 or something.
@screenarts3 жыл бұрын
As a Californian, I fully support everyone here moving to Texass. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out. In fact I'd support a wall to keep yaall out. Yaall keep moving here when your homeless without any skills and make us pay to house you, go home! Then you turn around and blame California for your homeless. When you go homeless stay in your state ok! I'll keep the beach and weather, and the world's 5th largest economy. I'd really like it if yaall kick us out of your insanity, but I don't think you'd make it with out us. Californians taxes pay the red states way and our industry leads the world. Lmfao..Texas, been there, Houston strip bars sure bring in the tourist.
@thatguynicky19794 жыл бұрын
"As long as we're not going to Portland" 🙌🤣😵
@AshleyLebedev4 жыл бұрын
🙌🏻
@Realcrapcontent4 жыл бұрын
Yep living in Portland is depressing
@brentpella4 жыл бұрын
SEQUEL: *When Californians move to Florida* - kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZCvmXR_d6yiqKM - enjoy! (I love u)
@antongoddard85994 жыл бұрын
I fucking love these bro, as a Californian. I feel this so true.
@Anthony-uz5tj4 жыл бұрын
Lavender CBD oil LMFAOOOOOOO
@gordo35824 жыл бұрын
As long as they share the DMT it's all good...
@tommygun86174 жыл бұрын
DMT bringing others together since the JRE
@impalamama73024 жыл бұрын
Y'all folks in FL are already overwhelmed by the hordes of immigrants fleeing NY.
@rootedexpeditions4 жыл бұрын
“DON’T CALIFORNIA MY TEXAS!”
@sschevmale244 жыл бұрын
And take that in and out the ass back to cali
@TOAOM1234 жыл бұрын
@sneksnekitsasnek Cuz san Fran couldnt benefit from a Lil Dallas luv
@addys67774 жыл бұрын
@Bill Brown Californians turned Colorado to shittylado
@powerfulstrong56734 жыл бұрын
Have you ever come to China? China is better than both California and Texas or every other US states.
@TOAOM1234 жыл бұрын
@@powerfulstrong5673 How much is xingping paying you, comrade?
@HandlelessTML2 жыл бұрын
There are just way too many good lines in this, I don't know what to quote 🤣
@thattexasboy4 жыл бұрын
When you leave California for Texas. Leave all of California behind.
@toxic16984 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry man I can't do that I have to have Hellfire with me at all times or I get cold.
@rojiroco4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I did when I moved to TX from California, I don't really associate myself with them anymore.
@jameswest48194 жыл бұрын
Coming to a voting booth near you, Bubba! They screwed up my state; now it's your turn.
@destinhook38264 жыл бұрын
Roxy Tiger haha y’all can have em
@nm68574 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@blindhydra3 жыл бұрын
as a Texan I am actually nervous of Californians moving here
@c.jensen443 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, you should be. Portland used to be a relatively conservative city, until all the Californians started arriving roughly 30 years ago. It's been a steady descent into what we are now ever since.
@thepoliticalapple51453 жыл бұрын
@@robertt9449 house prices and the homeless
@rantranger15273 жыл бұрын
@@thepoliticalapple5145 and don't forget they bring their Shitty libpolicies with them
@robertt94493 жыл бұрын
@@thepoliticalapple5145 i had to move to Houston from the bay so I’m just curious, is there like a direct correlation between the prices out is it just because more people are living out here? Just a curious teen
@jsoqbwbeks26533 жыл бұрын
@@robertt9449 most people who are moving out of Cali goes to a new state and then votes for the same thing that caused them to leave Cali in the first place
@nolanme4 жыл бұрын
Texas doesn’t need to be “new” or “better.” Leave it alone. No really. I’m serious. I grew up in LA.
@josiec92494 жыл бұрын
Fellow Angelino. I agree with you. Don't mess with Texas.
@nunyabizness36424 жыл бұрын
From Long Beach/Lakewood, I 100% agree!
@craigparish5214 жыл бұрын
Christina Hayes I like it , your so right !! I still have a vacation home in CA. The value just keeps going down !!
@Comments_From_All_Channels4 жыл бұрын
Who's forcing their personality on somebody else? Do whatever you want
@Gilbertg554 жыл бұрын
Hell ya Christina...im from the LBC.
@gregoryh32703 жыл бұрын
Where to you go huntin', Whole Foods? 😂
@deborahteel39744 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂 JP spit on himself. It didn’t quite make it to the Ground!
@joelcampos87954 жыл бұрын
That was disgusting but hilarious lol
@SpaceCadet11274 жыл бұрын
Commiting to the role 😂
@peterpumpkineater59274 жыл бұрын
As a Texan with (4) new neighbors just on my street, who are from California, I can relate to this. They’re nice people, and the first thing they said when they met me was: “We’re from Cali, but we’re not bringing Cali politics with us” 😂😂😂
@lt.skippy90282 жыл бұрын
Omg I wish mine did too! I'm the nut in the neighborhood the super pro gun and will walk around with an AR-15 and a shotgun on his back with a Glock 26 on his hip I'm not afraid this is my homeland and you're going to have to come and f****** take it!
@LeileeBaker8052 жыл бұрын
😆✌
@1TruNub2 жыл бұрын
I'll believe that when I see it
@bm-r11352 жыл бұрын
Can’t trust em 😅 will believe it when I see it.
@peterpumpkineater59272 жыл бұрын
@@bm-r1135 Lol
@nathanwaltrip72204 жыл бұрын
Should have said somewhere in it, "Here is Texas, even atheists believe in God."
@benicio19673 жыл бұрын
Yes. Texans are thoroughly pissed!! No, they’re actually livid over their intrusion!!!
@yourneighbour57384 жыл бұрын
Drugs - One last pill Alcohol - One last drink Communism - One last try
@erniebuchinski36144 жыл бұрын
As Lew the dim-witted police officer in the great movie "Fargo" said to his fellow police officer Margie, "Yah, that's a good one!"
@carlbowles18084 жыл бұрын
Well said my friend
@kristenlandon7964 жыл бұрын
Your Neighbour or like 10 more
@xaleypoo47794 жыл бұрын
One last gummy bear at 3AM
@michaelsorensen75674 жыл бұрын
Love the Freedom Toons video on when communism actually worked.
@Cerco1704 жыл бұрын
As a former Californian who now lives in Texas- I approve this message.
@playhousecentral58474 жыл бұрын
But are you voting red?
@Cerco1704 жыл бұрын
@@playhousecentral5847 of course straight down every ballot from now on. Why would I vote for what I ran away from?
@noneofyourbusinessboy71184 жыл бұрын
@Cerco170 thank God! Thank you so much! Lol, because there's a big thing going on that Californians are moving to Texas and then, they still vote blue. Doesn't make much sense
@Cerco1704 жыл бұрын
@@noneofyourbusinessboy7118 your welcome! I know it really doesn't make any sense
@corneliusbartholemew67254 жыл бұрын
@@Cerco170 welcome to Texas!
@Joshuathegreen3 жыл бұрын
As a 6th gen Texan, I can understand why Californians are moving here. Lower taxes, cheap housing, all the good stuff. But please, PLEASE, have some common sense. If the swamp politicians in California ruined the state, don't vote for the swamp politicians in Texas!
@defftony3 жыл бұрын
Ron Nirenburg an Gregg Abbot aren't exactly making Texas proud...
@Joshuathegreen3 жыл бұрын
@@defftony No idea who Nirenburg is, but Abbott is a pretty good Governor. His biggest mistake is no more mask mandates, but maybe it's to drive the Californians away.
@defftony3 жыл бұрын
@@Joshuathegreen Nirenberg is the Mayor of San Antonio. Abbott put a foreign flag in front of an American flag while declaring war on a free speech platform (Gab). Texas shouldn't have required masks to begin with.
@ccampbell72143 жыл бұрын
That's all they actually know to do, they've been brainwashed and conditioned and taught for so many years.. They refuse to think for themselves..
@Kojayo553 жыл бұрын
A 6th gen Texan? You can actually count your generations? I'm a "been living in the south since America was invented" -th gen
@theresaekelly96423 жыл бұрын
“Where do you hunt? Whole Foods!” 😂😂😂😂
@gamergamer51154 жыл бұрын
its truly sad that Texas is becoming cali, i give it 15 years before my gorgeous state gets ruined by the people moving in and voting for what failed in cali
@Comments_From_All_Channels4 жыл бұрын
People that moved from different states should live somewhere for 15 years if they want voting privileges
@psilocylence4 жыл бұрын
Good
@JessSuave4 жыл бұрын
@@psilocylence then you'll never have to move out of your parent's house!
@fredkithcart52374 жыл бұрын
Texans created a nation from a Mexican area... Taking it from liberals will be a walk in the park.
@danielverma73003 жыл бұрын
Texas is cool don't know about the gorgeous part.
@brentpella4 жыл бұрын
*Follow me on Instagram or I'll drown you in oat milk: **instagram.com/brentpella*
@cinnalosasha4 жыл бұрын
I love oat milk!
@MR-nl8xr4 жыл бұрын
The only Blue we need in Texas is the skuuhhhaaaaaiii!
@ronnieg64974 жыл бұрын
Brent Pella welcome to Texas. I’m in Deep South texas
@WarsunGames4 жыл бұрын
How about NOT imposing ANY ideals onto anyone. How about that? If i move to Cally i expect to treat people like people. But i come from San Antonio Texas. When you come here. You do not vote on anything that sounds like it comes from Cally because people lie about their campaigns an we have to constantly put them in jail.
@pimwear2niee4214 жыл бұрын
I hope to see you this weekend
@kristenlandon7964 жыл бұрын
California: “We could drive those prices up... Yeah we can turn this place around...” Oregon: Thanks.
@hiddenunderhatse80944 жыл бұрын
Yes .....thanks cali for ruining our housing market
@hiddenunderhatse80944 жыл бұрын
@SelfGoverned I can't see living elsewhere oregon is my home and I'll stay and fight for it There are lots of sensible people here we just aren't the loudest ones
@stephenvojta12813 жыл бұрын
"I love Travis Scott" boy did that age well like milk
@moisesojeda10853 жыл бұрын
“where are all the homeless” homeless is now on the rise in areas where Californians are migrating to in Texas 😂
@monkpool3 жыл бұрын
@@moisesojeda1085 how is that even possible 😂
@b4mylover10 ай бұрын
it’s 2024 and he made a comback, this aged well
@troycollins40514 жыл бұрын
Stop moving here. We only invited Joe Rogan and Elon Musk.
@kan508053 жыл бұрын
Lmao I been there before they ever been there but I don’t live there
@cobralily40973 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh you people 😂
@pjludda43233 жыл бұрын
And we want to return Rogan back, ASAP.
@omarflores1083 жыл бұрын
Moving there next month! LETS GOOO! Lol
@padmeamidala51613 жыл бұрын
@Libtard Larry no one wants to go to Florida
@andressanchez50533 жыл бұрын
Ironic enough when Austin turned blue I visited recently and it's filled with homeless and boarded up businesses lol
@kennypenny52053 жыл бұрын
I went to Austin yesterday and there was a lot of homeless camps everywhere
@Laneous143 жыл бұрын
Don't forget BLM riots.
@Goofy6593 жыл бұрын
The texas coa residents are fed up with the coa council... the tower in dt burned 2 days ago.. started near a homeless camping. Hopefully on may 1st prop b passes.. there are better solutions....
@TonyValdezCeballos3 жыл бұрын
It's been like that since last year at least :-(
@sadietharp94563 жыл бұрын
I think that’s just because it’s a city. I live in a decently small town outside of Fort Worth and I have seen a lot of homeless people in Fort Worth and Dallas as well. I think homelessness is just more prevalent in big cities such as Austin, Dallas, Fort Worth, etc.
@claudinecastro18204 жыл бұрын
When he said "Our homeless people live in houses" my California brain was like " WTF does that mean?" Lol.
@Cutiejuliya4 жыл бұрын
Ny brain here. Can relate
@ellegilfillan28834 жыл бұрын
I can't speak for all Texas cities, but Houston has a ton of housing projects to give those on the streets an apartment. It's one of the many projects to help get people back on their own two feet. An iconic and beautiful example would be Brays Crossing by New Hope Housing.
@CasualRacerRed2 жыл бұрын
Please do a video "When Californians move to Missouri"
@jeremiahcall17224 жыл бұрын
"Replacing high school football with high school yoga" not gonna sell in Texas 😂
@Comments_From_All_Channels4 жыл бұрын
They're doing that too?
@JessSuave4 жыл бұрын
High school football is a religion in Texas 🤣
@mrj89404 жыл бұрын
Why not both??
@juanitoalmazan11588 ай бұрын
@@JessSuaveWho goes to their high school football games after graduation tho? XD like bro your time is over let them youngins have their fun. We don't need no creeps running around talkin bout sum "sMaLL tOwN pRiDe". Idk what's with Texans obsession with high school cuz when I was there I was like "bro I wanna LEEAAVVEE"
@heatherlowe73305 ай бұрын
@@JessSuavebasically every level of football though right? 😂
@iceebluu35724 жыл бұрын
This is how all the other states feel about californians coming to their states, rip Oregon and Washington its too late for them
@waterheaterservices4 жыл бұрын
I recently travelled though Seattle on the way to China. I was relieved to get to China, away from the obnoxiousness of The Party.
@death36784 жыл бұрын
They took Washington I was planning on visiting one day heard it was pretty
@medarby30664 жыл бұрын
Stay out of our dumb cities and the NW is beautiful. Only visit cities with less than 30,000 people and you'll be fine. The NW is way bigger than Seattle, Portland, and Eugene
@Comments_From_All_Channels4 жыл бұрын
But what about other states going to California?
@jenniferjames3464 жыл бұрын
I was a born and raised Oregonian until the great Californian hipster invasion back in 2012/13 (Thanks for that Portlandia). I moved to Texas soon after to escape, but now they seem to have found me and followed me over here 😕
@StevoCWB4 жыл бұрын
We don’t care if people move here, just don’t bring your politics and the reasons why you left California here.
@notconvinced22044 жыл бұрын
But that’s what the US was founded on ..
@StevoCWB4 жыл бұрын
@@notconvinced2204 what, socialist ideals?
@matthewkelleher16474 жыл бұрын
@@notconvinced2204 no, it was founded on freedom and self reliance, not government control and handouts for whiney freeloaders. before I heard all the cali people were moving to Texas it was my backup plan if my state got too deep in liberal insanity, now Im not so sure.
@jackwest32824 жыл бұрын
you mean communistfornia lol
@notconvinced22044 жыл бұрын
@@matthewkelleher1647 if the founders of this country didn’t want socialism they wouldn’t have made it an option. Also.. Texas has way more federally dependent residents than California... lol
@LordNifty2 жыл бұрын
The best response I've heard to this sort of thing is this: "If you are a leftist moving to a red state from a failing blue state, remember that you come as a refugee, not a missionary."
@armchairwarrior9634 жыл бұрын
This is called colonization. They are not escaping. They are literally building a new mini California.
@ChewyChicken5894 жыл бұрын
Yep, I'm in Utah and Salt Lake is basically a little San Francisco now
@mereobserver17273 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Austin, TX
@pauliepecans42133 жыл бұрын
@@ChewyChicken589 except Salt Lake is owned and controlled by the Mormon Church still and will be forever lol
@ChewyChicken5893 жыл бұрын
@@pauliepecans4213 I wish it was but they're cucking out to the West coast libtards too.
@Gotadime923 жыл бұрын
They're imperialists. That's the great irony. They spend so much energy in CA talking about the evils of white imperialism, and then unironically turn around and proudly say they're going to force their ideas on Texas.
@SKM781123 жыл бұрын
I left California for Texas, and Found my heart here. People are friendly here, honestly friendly, not that fake, woke crap. keep that s$@t there.
@petlovers36793 жыл бұрын
Hello patti
@michaeldbalance3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm really thinking about moving to Texas, despite spending my entire life in California. It's not safe in California anymore.
@pigdog59863 жыл бұрын
I like you guys but can you please move to other states to besides Texas Florida is like Texas but with alligators Virginia is nice
@michaeldbalance3 жыл бұрын
@@pigdog5986 other options for me include Montana, Arkansas, Tennessee, Florida, and Kentucky.
@skiman56393 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldbalance Moved here 20 years ago, love it. But my wife and I moved here and turned into Texans, and left CA behind.
@StevenMuayGrande3 жыл бұрын
Austin has a shit ton Californians, Houston is just getting started. 😭
@LuciferTheDogKiller3 жыл бұрын
What about Dallas and San Antonio ?
@darkahrenn15703 жыл бұрын
@@LuciferTheDogKiller Screwed already
@rondabetts7303 жыл бұрын
lol
@joedirt77163 жыл бұрын
I just got back from Baytown... I sure did see a lot of California plates n you know they didn't come for the beach
@instinctcherno15793 жыл бұрын
I live in Houston pray for me
@bhud19723 жыл бұрын
Remember Californians….when you move to Texas, you’re a refugee, not a missionary.