Brett Cooper REACTS to YOUR Embarrassing Moments

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[@marklue1253]

Everybody poops Brett cooper tshirt incoming

[@BeebopChickenpock]

...you posted on ALL platforms? ...... 👀

[@Vladi_OnDaBeat]

After reading all these comments.. there needs to be a Part 2

[@ThatOneGuy_1.0]

When my mom first took me home she was changing my diaper and naturally as soon as she takes it of I start pissing on my mom's face and my dad was in the other room laughing.

[@ultimatecritterboxlizard]

Brett pooper t-shirt incoming

[@themanfromdystopia807]

It's not my embarrassing moment but when I was in middle school there was a deaf kid in the class who wore a hearing aid synched to a mic on the teachers lapel. The teacher left the class for a while and after a few minutes the deaf kid started laughing uncontrollably. It turns out the teacher had an upset stomach and went to the toilet forgetting to turn her mic off.

[@Alaska_Aviation]

Me being a deaf person this exact thing has happened to me at least 5 times

[@wingusthedingus7203]

@@Alaska_Aviation lol

[@jclowe735]

I bet the teacher was so embarrassed when they found out about it was possibly thinking this is going to be the death of me while sh!ting and farting while sitting on the toilet.

[@love.wildly.live.fearlessly]

That poor kids ears! I feel like that’s definitely NOT what they wanted to hear. Did the teacher ever find out?

[@pruthvirajshinde9991]

@@Alaska_Aviation wow ...i feel cool being able to speak to someone who can't hear ...i guess this is what is feels like to know sign language 😅 ...have a nice day man.

[@gusjohnson4477]

My embarrassing moment was instead of saying "have a good day" to a customer, I said "have a good idea." She just stared at me.

[@Panda-24]

👁👄👁 Like this?

[@gusjohnson4477]

@@Panda-24 indeed

[@yuhitsawree]

Idk why I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂

[@gusjohnson4477]

@@yuhitsawree because it's so embarassing LMAO

[@saphiregood2550]

I have done this twice to the same person 😭😂😂 he chuckled thankfully but omg that was sucky

[@TheErik249]

Brett Cooper pissed her pants on stage, BUT... Went on with the show. A true professional.

[@siandavies6260]

Wolverine would be proud... 😆

[@frankbublitz7562]

Even at 11 years old.:)

[@vincedibona4687]

Nice Benny Hill pic.

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

That’s Chris Rock levels of professionalism

[@redpillcertified]

Icky

[@wpierce34004ever]

I just want to say that an episode of Brett giggling uncontrollably was EXACTLY what I needed after this workday.

[@mzsharboneau]

My moment... I worked at Domino's and we were super busy so every phone call I was asking people to hold. I finally got back to the first guy and instead of saying "how may I help you?" I instead said, "thank you for choosing Domino's Pizza, how may I hold you?" ... yes 16 year old me about died of embarrassment as the dude on the phone about died laughing. 😅

[@BubblenutMcMuffin]

I was maybe 14 or 15 when this happened, and a pretty sheltered guy growing up. I was at a hotel and my folks and I were just about to head out, when I used the family restroom in the lobby. As I was washing my hands, I noticed there weren't any paper towels to dry my hands, but I did spot a dispenser with fancy looking paper towels or something that wanted like a quarter. I opened the door, yelled across the semi-crowded lobby to my ma to ask for a quarter for these fancy paper towels... I didn't know that it was a tampon dispenser, but boy did everyone else know.

[@sparkly33]

That’s great🤣 “fancy paper towels” lol. My brother once asked my mom if he could use a pad to wipe his 💩 when we were out of TP

[@lucylawal5370]

You’ll definitely have to do a part 2!!

[@un_cog9677]

Yes, I got a good one.

[@lydiavancleave9459]

Yes please!

[@MrHoll87]

A "number 2" if you will. Assuming the poop trend continues.

[@brianphelps5587]

There's a lot of #2 in this one

[@Alreadybrownie]

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[@StrimClocks]

Most embarrassing story: listening to this episode out loud and having my family question my choice in podcasts.

[@cl8wnm5n]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dakotastorms]

Something EXTREMELY embarrassing that happened to me was when I was 12. I was at my grandparents farm and saw this pump shooting out what I thought was water. My hands were dirty, so I decided to rinse my hands there. When I told my family and grandparents insane the house they broke down into laughter and told me that that was sewer water I rinsed my hands in Edit: forgot to mention the fact it was my GRANDPARENTS sewage pipe

[@amberdevore3943]

nice lol i ate a cracker at a zoo meant for the pigs... it was literally rotten ahaha we've all been there

[@MysticaI_Orb]

😢

[@Blsports18]

💀

[@Dakotastorms]

Worst part was definitely the fact it was my grandparents sewer pipe

[@amberdevore3943]

@@Dakotastorms that just made it 100x worse

[@trussme3210]

A pretty embarrassing moment for me… at 22 my wife and I had our first child. A few weeks later we took her to church for the first time. At the end I was standing in the back holding her because she was fussy, the assistant pastor was standing beside me with his baby. The pastor asked for comment when he was through with the sermon and the assistant pastor was giving his ten cents, right beside me. My little one decided it was the perfect time to go potty and proceeded to fill her diaper VERY noisily with lots of bubbling and gurgling. Fourteen years and 3 more children later I’d probably just laugh, but that day I almost died!

[@adrianaamado473]

Aww cute 😂

[@Wulfenburg]

I've done the "get into someone else's car" thing a few times lmao. In fact I did it last summer, I stopped to get something at the store, and on my way out I get into the passenger seat of a car and just hear "Hey" and I look beside me and it's some old guy and we both start laughing.

[@theretrodragonyope]

Dude, imagine if he just started the car.

[@adrianaamado473]

Last weekend I almost got into this random woman’s car and the front seat too. My mom was mad and yelled at me when I got inside her car. Poor woman was looking at me so strangely.

[@susanpumphrey354]

We were at a fall festival at our church one year when my youngest was still a baby and breastfeeding. He was ready to eat while we were watching a black-light puppet show so since the room was dark I just lifted up my shirt and started feeding him. I didn't realize that since we were sitting close to the front, my white bra was picking up the black-light and had become glow in the dark 😂so I was essentially flashing everyone in the front of the church.

[@grayblues.6424]

aww I'm sorry that happened! though I don't think that counts as flashing since you were breastfeeding :) Those who would consider it that way would be perverts lol

[@theretrodragonyope]

​@@grayblues.6424I think she meant her bra was literally flashing? Like bright light.

[@adrianaamado473]

Lol 😂

[@korinnekenobi]

I'm white and had started a new job and saw a coworker, who was black (relevant), holding a baby boy. I proceeded to approach and talk about how cute he was and that he looked just like her. She told me he wasn't hers and we both stood there awkwardly as I fulfilled THAT stereotype. We later became very close but that was mortifying.

[@leahhailstones2457]

😂😂😂no frankly thats true for all babies and all skin colors....I dont say they "look just like you"....at best I might see a similarity in the eyes nose or mouth ...and maybe ears..and that's it....even then it could be stretching it 🤷‍♀️babies are cute but their features are still to blobbish🙈😂🤷‍♀️maybe people who have the children can tell....I on the other hand....can not

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I mean I’m white and was walking on a side walk while some random little girl was walking next to me (where her parents were no idea). Some women came up and said I had a lovely daughter. The lady was white, I’m white, the girl was white. I don’t think that makes any of us racist or stereotyping. It just a you see an adult with a child and assume they must be related

[@cannatroll1529]

About 10 years ago i had a mostly deaf roommate and i was sitting on a bucket and farted. I didnt think that she would hear it. She turned around and asked if i had just farted and started to bust up laughing saying that was the first fart she had ever heard.

[@Dakotastorms]

I remember the time I tried to crowd surf at an event at school. I ended up getting dropped on my head and since they tried to brace my fall, they grabbed me by the legs and that also caused my pants to be all the way up to my shoes while I was laying there on the ground. And yeah, the whole school saw

[@osaru-yo]

WHY SHOULD I GO TO HELL FOR LAUGHING WHEN YOU TRIED TO KILL ME WITH THIS COMMENT 💀😭

[@kurtlauer2005]

That’s brutal

[@breannapatterson5335]

😂

[@FireFlanker1]

My most embarrassing moment was when I was younger we went to our local pizza place which had a few arcade cabinets... I was there a bit then went to sit down at our table which had a full pizza sitting on it, I preceded to start eating... until my parents look over at me from another table and called out that I was eating someone else's pizza lol

[@karinahughes2514]

Thank you for sharing! I was maybe 8-10 years old and my dad and I were in a music store and I didn’t look up and started talking to another man about a cd I wanted and nudging him until I realized he wasn’t my dad. I was mortified for quite some time…lol

[@jigsawh_9920]

I hope she does another video like this. This had me laughing nonstop during the whole video and we all know that we need a good laugh with the way the country is rn

[@MrsSantaM]

My husband and I had a farting contest in what we thought was an empty parking lot. It was not empty.

[@ClatyonSilvey]

My lab partner pooped on my grandma’s car… One Sunday my grandma was late for church. When she got there I asked her why. She said that a puma pooped on the hood of her car. I told her it probably wasn’t a puma, but she couldn’t understand why a person would do something like that. I had completely forgotten about it when I got to school that Monday. Gerard, my lab partner, turned to me and said, “You’ll never guess what I did this weekend.” I asked him, and he said, “I got high and pooped on a car.” I asked him if the car was a grey Mazda on a gravel road. He looked scared and said “No!” I said loud enough for the rest of the class to hear, “You pooped on my grandmas car!” He was terrified, but I thought it was funny. By the end of the day, the whole school knew about it, and every time Gerard saw me he apologized… A month later he was expelled for drug use. I didn’t tell grandma for years and she continued to believe that a mountain lion pooped on her car.

[@SubjectDelta20]

When I was in the 3rd grade, I lied that it was my birthday because my teacher was known for going out and getting cupcakes and doing a party thing. Apparently my teacher had called my mom on the way to the store to figure out what kind of toy to get me along with the cupcakes and that's when she found out it wasn't my birthday. She came back into the classroom 45 mins later quite angry. She reamed me out good, everyone was laughing, it was very embarrassing. She asked why I did it (and this is a direct quote) "I did it for the cupcakes." And then I got it all over again when I got home, it was not fun.

[@saraclam6424]

tbh if i was a teacher i would have still bought those cupcakes, you deserve it for not backing down lol

[@theredknight9314]

I was on walk in the park and I walked to the edge of the pond. I didn’t realize there was a crane there, and the bird stood up and chased after me. Full about 30 minutes the rest of the people in the park watched as I was attacked by this massive bird.

[@yuhitsawree]

Cranes are actually terrifying

[@nuggethead7614]

When I was in 5th grade, I got the lead in a show of singing, but when the show started I was able to get the first line out and then I froze up. I never got up to sing in public. The person who almost got the lead is now the lead singer of a group that has been on record’s and the radio. Well good for him.

[@miag.l1087]

What group is it?

[@nuggethead7614]

@@miag.l1087 I can’t remember, but I think that has something to do with the off road accident that put me in a coma.

[@nuggethead7614]

@@miag.l1087 I don’t remember. Sorry.

[@davidw789]

LMAO I love the producer, "Is that the crusty white one?" oh man the call back to that video 😆

[@unpopularopinions1776]

I just keep picturing that scene from parks and rec where Chris is sick and looks in the mirror and says “STOP POOPING.”

[@lrrrrrrr5167]

Here's something truly embarrassing... In the 2016 election, when I was 9 and totally oblivious to any actual politics, I publicly stated to my family that I wanted Hillary to win (because she was a girl) and actually voted for her in my grade school's mock election (Trump won that one too). I'm glad my parents still opted to keep me 😅 and now I think with my brain, not just feelings.

[@kellydarrius]

Lol, I voted for Obama in the mock elections thinking I was actually voting, my dad hyped me up about him because he was black. Not embarrassing so much, but something about my past ignorance gets me.

[@athiefinthenight6894]

bruv what is your pfp

[@NatalieTheRican]

My embarrassing moment: I was giving a presentation in 8th grade. I was wearing a white shirt and a bra that snapped in the front. In the middle of my presentation, the bra snapped open!!! I turned around and had to go under my shirt to fix it and resnap it closed. I stopped buying bras like that after that incident.

[@canadiana0982]

This is gold hahaha

[@animaticfanatic7516]

I remember bras like those, they were awwwwwfuuuuulllll lol

[@TheKnellBelle]

I had the same thing happen to me at church when I was like 12 or 13! Everyone was all weirded out because I suddenly ran out of the room clutching at my chest. Don't buy the front-snap bras!😂

[@NatalieTheRican]

@@TheKnellBelle 🤣 🤣 oh no! That's horrible, especially in church of all places

[@NatalieTheRican]

@@animaticfanatic7516 LOL yes! Im 33 and have not bought a bra like that since. Not worth the embarrassment.

[@mlindner4498]

I’m a really tall woman (6ft2in) and was helping my grandma move into her new apartment. She had a low hanging chandelier that goes over a dinner table we hadn’t set up yet. I was carrying a bunch of books and turned to put them in a bookcase, walked right into the chandelier, broke my nose, my glasses cut my eyeball, and I also gave myself a mild concussion. Let’s just say there’s not enough bubble wrap in the world for me…

[@jenfountain9804]

Know you will have a ton in here, so chucking mine in for the fun of it. Wednesday nights we used to take our kids and another families kids to church and it always seemed easier to count the kids as they jumped int to the van. Once I came home with the right number of kids, but without my youngest...

[@BeskarDevil]

I suppose an embarrassing story of mine is that on a rock climbing team I was on, two of my friends (co-Ed team) were dating for like a year and a half. The embarrassing part is I have no social intelligence and totally missed that, and since they were really the only people I knew that well on the team at the time, I third-wheeled them every practice for the entire duration of their relationship.

[@terrylstarks]

I was born in January 1956 and every day since then I’ve been an embarrassment!!!! Thanks Brett!!!

[@ellisargamer9248]

I walked in to a bar and unexpectedly seen my buddy from work sitting at the bar, he was faced away from me and talking to some guy I didn't know. I walked up behind him and smacked him on the back, hard, no like hard enough it made my hand hurt. He turned and it was a complete stranger. I decided to pretend like I knew him said hi asked how he had been, and he either played along or figured he just couldn't remember me. I had one drink and left since I didn't want to get into a fight if he changed his mind after stewing on it.

[@adrianaamado473]

Dang. You were lucky it didn’t start a fight.

[@Old_White_Guy]

The most embarrassing moment was when, at the age of 55, I forgot my pronouns and couldn't get upset about using them incorrectly...

[@ripebanana8169]

I had just got done with lunch I tried to go swish some mouthwash. Except it ended up being dawn soap.

[@justadudewholikestotalk]

@@ripebanana8169 bro how lmao

[@ripebanana8169]

@@justadudewholikestotalk it’s complicated

[@trojan6530]

🤣🤣👍😁

[@gianna526]

@@ripebanana8169 what the heck

[@maybetomorrow4755]

I worked as a nurse at a prison. One day at "lunch" ( it was 2nd shift si it was actually after dark.) I walked out to my car got in and tried to crank it. It wouldnt turn. I looked in the rearview mirror and notice 2 black booster carseats in the back. My daughter was still in a rearfacing carseat. Turns out Saturn keys will unlock other saturns. 🤦‍♀️

[@isthisdom]

My embarrassing moment is when I had a speech class in university. We had to give a brief speech about someone who inspires you so I wrote about my brothers. One of which was born with a really rare heart defect. Long story short, I told the class (which was majority women) that my brother had endometriosis bc I forgot what the defect was called and endometriosis sounded right. In retrospect I cringe everytime - that's why those girls looked at me like that 🤦‍♂️

[@lydiavancleave9459]

😂😂😂 this is so bad.... At least you can laugh about it now. If I had been one of those women I would have been so confused 😂😂

[@River-Says-Gay-Is-Wrong]

Oh damn. I just looked up what endometriosis us and it ain't t what I expected

[@Taxfraudvolvo]

They wouldn't bat an eye today

[@abbiereynolds8016]

@@Taxfraudvolvo I was just going to say, they'd just assume he was "trans" if it happened nowadays😅

[@maybetomorrow4755]

ECD? Its pretty understandable Endocardial and endometriosis begins the same. It could be worse lol

[@MoonlightXYZ]

When I was little, my sister, mother, and I sat in the car in the mall parking lot. Another car parks right next to us, and both of our windows were down. I noticed the woman's size in the other car, and I said, "Look at that fat woman!". My mother had to quickly crank the window up while my sister was laughing.

[@mazdamiata4524]

I was 10 years old and had been on a vacation to Disney world. A lady had left her phone on the teacups before us so I chased her down to give it back. While yelling "ma'am!" Over and over again I slipped and fell and gashed my knee through my sweatpants. After getting off of the teacups my family went over to the nearest bathrooms. My mom asked me to see the gash and without thinking, I dropped my pants in the middle of Disney world.

[@adrianaamado473]

😂

[@Ezekiel33USA]

I, unfortunately have a lot of embarrassing stories, but one time I was taking a corporate flight with my boss and another woman who was riding with us. The night before we went out drinking so I was still recovering from that and when we got on the flight the woman, who I didn't know sat right across from me (you sit facing each other in the small corporate jets) and through the entire flight I had the worse and most smelly gas ever. Every time I would fart it would stink so bad and that poor woman would sit there and not say a word even though it stunk so bad she must have been dying. My boss kept hitting me every time I would fart because it was so rank smelling. From that day forward every time I would see her in the office I would do my best to avoid her. I was so embarrassed.

[@GracieSmith-06]

I’m sure glad there’s so many poop stories. I was at Dairy Queen with my grandmother when I was about 11 and at the DQ by her house there’s a bunch of swing sets all around to play at. Well I was on one of the swings when I got the urge to poop. Typical poo urge, nothing unusual. Went and told my grandmother, and we were walking back to her car to go home. The drive is less than 10 mins. We got to her car, when all of a sudden, BAM. I shit my pants. I simply said “I just pooped myself” and we went inside. I go into the bathroom, and to make an excruciatingly long story short, shit was everywhere, we ran out of toilet paper, so we used my freaking underpants to clean up the remaining shit, made sure things looked semi-okay and left. But I was wearing a romper that day so I had to put that back on, it was on backwards and there was a little bit of shit. Rubbing against my chest. I’m 16 now and I think about that story almost every day of my life. My dad especially will never let me live it down 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Marie-fh9fr]

If it makes you feel any better i once shit my pants a little at Panera bread after drinking 2 cups of coffee and eating a bowel of French onion soup🤣 bad combo lol no one found out bc I had a long shirt on but I was able to run to the bathroom fast but I still get embarrassed to myself when I think about it lmaoo

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

No poo involved, but I was eleven when my family went to Hawaii (half expenses paid by other family members, so we got to stay a long time :D). There was this epic pool in the hotel we stayed at, and so obviously we spent all of our free time in that pool. Well, because we’d been in there all day and I hadn’t gotten out again in like two hours, I needed to use the restroom. Being in water means you absorb liquids faster through your pores and such, so it’s normal no big deal. However, I didn’t feel good (headache, probably) and I wanted to get up to our room as soon as possible. I didn’t think I needed to go that bad, so I felt it wouldn’t be an issue. However, when I was already halfway to the room, I suddenly needed to go STAT. I thought the elevator would be faster than flights on flights of stairs, so I took that. That was the slowest elevator I’ve ever taken. Long story short, I rushed back and forth between the elevator and our room trying to sop and and clean the mess I left. No one saw, there was no smell since I’d used soap, so it wasn’t a huge issue, but it was still embarrassing.

[@jackstewart220]

I was out tubing on a lake at my house with some friends for a memorial day party, and took a hard wipeout. Little did I realize that my bathing suit had fallen off during the wipeout, and I could not find it in the water. We probably had 100 people over that day, and some saw a lot more than they bargained for: just me and a life jacket. Had to run up my backyard like a streaker to find something else to cover myself with.

[@rachaelchavez8766]

How funny. I had a similar experience. I once went to a water park with my friend and was waiting to get on the waterslide. And this ride was one where you lay on your belly and a thin mat, well one girl got off the ride and had her top off. And I started talking crap to my friend saying," how could you not notice you're missing your top?" Then the same thing happened to me when I got off the ride my friend kept motioning to me that I was flashing everyone.

[@mesamom62]

I laughed the most with this video than any other. Thanks! I missed the prompt to share, but I can't compete with what was shared.

[@natebredeweg5351]

“You guys all know that by now”… Dang girl! She knows she’s famous. Here for it 👏🏽 you’re doing a great job. Great addition to the Daily Wire team. Wishing you much success!

[@akh7640]

Love the videos Brett! Keep up the great work! You never fail to make our day!

[@YourVegasRealtor]

Ah, that critical moment when you’re trying to figure out whether it’s gas or mas. Embarrassing when you’re wrong! 😝

[@texasjack1]

It's a shame you don't have any stories of pooping your pants because the nickname Brett Pooper would be really funny😂

[@River-Says-Gay-Is-Wrong]

It would though HaHaHa

[@seattleman33]

I think it would be Brett Shit-piro.... Cuz she's obviously Ben's daughter....

[@Blox117]

its a shame well not really, because there are some guys that would probably buy it from her.

[@reubenoakley5887]

Well, at least we'll always have Amber Turd XD

[@cuppiecupsters]

I love that that’s where your mind went!😂

[@Crusader327]

I was a young Boy Scout and woke up one morning while camping, needing to take a leak and discovering that the line has at least ten dudes in it. I could not wit that long. We were camping in these giant tree houses, which was amazing, but the area was pretty open so I couldn’t really go behind a bush. So, like any logical human would, I dropped my trousers and pissed off the side of the balcony… and nearly coated my scout master. I almost shat myself in terror when he started screaming at me from below 😂 should have looked first, but I was a dumb kid that needed to pee. He was a great guy so once he calmed down we were cool and he was instrumental in me getting my Eagle Scout rank. That program gave me lots of great memories.

[@zacharysiple629]

This needs to be a series! This and similar prompts.

[@benjamingarcia5822]

This happened to me just last year so there was no excuse to me being super young. There was this girl that I had a huge crush on last year and the young adults group at my church went camping for a weekend and she went. One of the activities the camp offered was horseback riding and since she wanted to do it I also went to ride some horses although I had no idea what I was doing. When I tried getting off the horse my shoe got got caught on the little foot hold thing and I ate it. The worst part is that I ended up landing where the horse had just pooped and my brand new jeans I had just bought for the weekend ended up covered in dirt and horse poop, and she was right there to see it all

[@badgerpa9]

Real cowboys end up covered in dirt and poop so nothing to fret on.

[@jhawkk2004]

During an elementary school chorus practice, I fainted and fell backwards off the top riser. Probably had a concussion, but hey, it was the 90s and concussions didn't exist yet. Then during the actual performance, a friend of mine took it upon himself to dive off the riser 2 or 3 times during the show to pay homage to my mishap.

[@c.a.r1691]

When I was in 2nd grade, I was feeling really nauseous after eating lunch, (chicken fajitas I believe). We were about to work in groups to do math and we moved our desks together. Not long after I threw up all over myself, the desks and our math workbooks.

[@P.Whitestrake]

My dad was a blue collar worker & he worked wearing a uniform. One day when I was in the 3rd year of primary school, my dad picked me up from school by car & then we went to a hospital because my dad had to do a health checkup. When the checkup was done, I followed him to the parking lot only to find that the man I just followed wasn't my dad. Just a man with the same uniform. He turned around & looked at me funny. My dad was about 10 feet away from me, calling my name. Then he laughed at me in the car going home. Then he told my mum & she laughed at me as well.

[@TheDestroyerOfBalls]

Similar to the poop treadmill - but worse. I was running on a treadmill, shit myself, and the shit LOOPED and then hit my face and it FUCKING BURNED. So there I was, lying on the floor, shit in my eyes, screaming.

[@delta6797]

I’m so so sorry that happened to you, but I just had to let you know that this is the first embarrassing story that actually made me laugh out loud so kudos to you 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDestroyerOfBalls]

@@delta6797 Thanks! It sucked.

[@choiichanhee_]

I am so sorry for laughing 😂

[@wikingagresor]

The most triggering thing was that Brett didn't know what 'Tenacious D' was. She must watch 'The pick of Destiny' as a punishment...😉

[@inkasaurusrex6958]

Amen

[@Jason-tz7ir]

Eh

[@franklahache3679]

Uhhhh. I think so!

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

Tough. But Fair.

[@MauriS69]

triggering??...TRIGGERING???

[@GregoryM1]

Okay this was simultaneously one of the funniest and most infuriating videos ever. For heavens sake people get our lives together

[@abigaelwhite2383]

I work at Trader Joe’s! I can relate 100%. At my performance review they literally said I’m doing fantastic but I’m a little shy. And my god I try so hard to talk to every customer. I’m so grateful for the ones that make it clear they don’t want to talk. Bless their hearts.

[@cave386]

I remember when I had first gotten my car, I parked at the grocery store, and when I got back there was one right across from mine that looked exactly like it. I stood there for five minutes trying to get into their car before they started walking up to me and yelling at me… it was horrible I realized and started apologizing so much.

[@EntropicStarEdits]

In my first job, i was taught stick shift to move a welding truck to position. I wqs nervous thatd id f it up and my boss said there was no way i could hurt the truck. Was going up a moderate incline and stalled. Restarted and tried to gun it up the incline and blew the differential and tranny straight out. My boss looked so defeated but didnt blame me. He said simply "You proved me wrong. I should have listened to you being worried." We spent half a day practicing that incline so i wouldnt repeat the problem.

[@PiratePrincessYuki]

My moment… visiting friends in Japan and we were drinking. I walked down to the convince store on the corner wearing my pj’s and bunny slippers to get bottled water.

[@wharfrat360]

That's it?

[@Joryu_69-cm3hs]

I farted in the plane and everybody heard it

[@PiratePrincessYuki]

@@wharfrat360 I was very drunk… and in Japan, it’s kind of a faux pa to be out in pj’s with my hair everywhere. It wasn’t flattering.

[@River-Says-Gay-Is-Wrong]

Everybody does that nowadays and I hate it. I see yours was a mistake but its terrible seeing everyone walk around in pajamas

[@WillyEarl098]

See that a Walmart fairly often...

[@trishafoster8019]

Videos like this is why Brett is at 904k subs! Congrats. Love you.

[@logicalVerne]

Can't wait for Brett's new partnership with Depends!😂

[@DougMillerfaydoe]

Love watching you laugh. Keep up the great work

[@mariafeline6132]

Oh gosh, I have many but my mind blanked on me just now. Thankfully this one popped into my head even though I have tried to forget it. I was probably 10ish and my brother and I were playing out some sort of story while my dad was mowing the lawn. I was on my bike with a snack and my brother was the narrator or something, well I guess there was a scene where I was supposed to fall off my bike and be unconscious or die? (we were on the sidewalk right next to our yard in plan sight lol) So I pretended to fall of my bike and just lay there. (It was just like when Biden fell but I tried to make it dramatic) I was okay and just lay there like a slug while my brother narrated this sad scene, then I hear a voice asking "Are you okay kid?" A man stopped his car on the curb next to us and several cars were backed up behind him looking. I sprung back up and said something like. "oh yeah I'm okay, we're just playing." Then he said. "okay just making sure." Then he and the rest drove off. (it was very nice of him to make sure I was okay) But I was humiliated. My bro said nothing. I was so mortified I asked him to play hide and seek just so I could just hide. He said no. I don't remember if my dad saw it or not because I was so embarrassed XD Looking back it isn't that bad, but at the time as a 9 or 10 year old, apparently it was.

[@MrNiccholas]

I have so many embarrassing memories that keep me awake at night. But one of my best/ worst was when I was 3-4 and fell in love with my 17 year old babysitter. I asked her to marry me and wait for me. . . My family still loves to tease me about it! (And no, she didn't wait)

[@pilgrimlearning9530]

A little boy I once looked after also asked me out 😂

[@Hanadi-gd8go]

Sad ending 😂😂

[@MrNiccholas]

@@Hanadi-gd8go indeed. . . I'm so heartbroken that I have never been able to find another lover! 😂

[@wesleybrown9018]

This was not my embarrassing story. I mean it's about me but my wife and the pastor who invited us were the ones embarrassed. First Sunday at this church the pastor (who I've known since I was a kid) invites us to a party after church to "make impressions." We were introduced to a young couple like ourselves. M & L. My wife, M, & L all attended college to some extent. I was talking to M who informed me he was studying human resource management. So I asked, "tell me, what are your thoughts on reinstating human slavery. As it turns out human resource management is not about managing humans as a resource. All 3 of them gaped at me for some time. About an hour later the pastor who invited us comes over to me on the couch and hits my arm complaining that I was supposed to be making good impressions. They've yet to forget about me.

[@arielmurrieta6748]

So my mom is an identical twin. One time when I was really young and at a family reunion, I went to my aunt and asked her "when are we going home?"

[@reaganlongsine7298]

My embarrassing moment: My dad's best friend was getting married, and I was the ring bearer. My dad, jokingly, told me to go up and do the Aaron Rodgers signature touchdown dance, The Belt. So, I went up, with no one else on the stage, and did the belt. In front of about 75 people. That was about 10 years ago, and now I laugh at it and don't get embarrassed as much.

[@veryveryindecisive]

I once was at Pre K and a kid’s dad showed up to pick her up early and I thought it was my dad. I yelled “Daddy!” and ran and spread my arms to hug him but came to the realization that I had no clue who he was. I didn’t know what to do so I ran the other way with my arms still out and started acting like an airplane to cover up the mistake. I looked back and saw him hugging his daughter, probably confused as to why a random 4 year old boy called him dad and started acting like an airplane.

[@adrianaamado473]

Lol 😂

[@martind4179]

I’m dead

[@mammasrose5525]

That’s honestly cute.😂

[@buggyworld7723]

Another one was when I did cross country and we were in the woods when one of my teammates thought he cut himself on something rusty. I forget what my response was but I basically conveyed to them I thought you got AIDS from something rusty cutting you. Naturally they all laughed. And one of them sarcastically said “Oh I hope I don’t cut by a rusty penis” and it’s still just as funny today as it was 7 years ago lol

[@amandawells35]

Saw an old crush of mine after 15 years. After a short chat he said, Good to see you! I said, Good! Then started to walk away..realizing that I didn't finish saying good to see you too, I looked back over my shoulder and said, Too! 🤦‍♀️ I'll cringe at myself over that forever.

[@shermanmcdermott4211]

im allergic to thc so the first few times i smoked weed i was just like 'this is awful... lol whatever', but the third time i was sitting on my friends couch only to realize that i lost control of my bladder, couldn't breath and was so dizzy and out of it that when i tried to stand up, i collapsed and wheezed on the ground for what must have been an hour. my friends didn't realize i was dying so they basically laughed for about ten minutes. thankfully their sister was sober and turned me over and gave me ice water. never smoked again... never spoke to that crowd again... glad im out of school

[@santiagoortiz3665]

Hi Brett!, Just Wanted to Say It makes my day when I see your videos, Love your content! Your doing a great job and Keep up the good work!

[@yuhitsawree]

One of my MANY embarrassing stories: I was working at a restaurant as a cashier/server. A new girl came in and started working in the back w/ the food. I had to go to the back to get some cups so that I could restock and the door was stuck. Sometimes the ppl in the back leave things in the way so I figured that’s why the door wasn’t opening. I kept pushing and pushing to try and open the door and turns out the entire time I was HITTING the new girl with the door. She was cleaning something & was in the way. I was so embarrassed but I found it so funny at the same time so I literally LAUGHED IN HER FACE. I didn’t mean to but I couldn’t hold it in. Poor thing. I hope she’s doing well.

[@texasbeast239]

I wore a pair of threadbare khaki shorts to a college final exam. The test was held in an amphitheater-style room as opposed to the desk-filled classroom we were used to, and it had a ton of folding tabletop chairs spread out in an arc so the test proctors could minimize cheating and monitor us. Anyway, I went to sit down, and a sharp edge of the folding mechanism on my tabletop ripped a big ol' hole in the back of my old shorts. I heard and felt it as it happened, because those wooden seats were cold! I started taking my stuff out from my backpack to prepare for the test, when a proctor told me I needed to move down a few spaces. So I had to stand up and try to hold my backpack behind my back to cover the hole and my exposed boxers. My backpack straps got hung up on the desk, and slowed me down. I took my test, but I noticed that the other students who finished the test all started lining up in the main aisle heading down to the professor's desk in the pit at the bottom. I didn't want to get in that! So I waited until very late in the test session, when there were very few students left, and we were scattered all over the theater, so I could quick walk down to the pit and drop off my test before anyone could walk up behind me. I walked across campus as fast as I could, trailing my backpack behind me at my waist as a cover-up. I got about 90% back to my dorm, and I felt relieved. Then another dorm guy came walking toward me and decided he wanted to start a convo. Ugh! I made some obligatory small talk and then continued on my way. About 50 ft down the sidewalk, I heard him cry out a laugh. But I did NOT turn around to see what he was laughing at. I made a beeline to my room!

[@grayblues.6424]

Wow, sounds like you went through a lot. You could've just asked a girl, because we can kind of relate to something like that. We get anxious on our periods about having accidental leakages so we ask random girls if they can check on us or help us if something happens, and no matter who it is, we're always helping and looking out for each other. This is similar so I'm sure a girl could've helped you out with her hoodie or something. No harm in asking for help when the situation requires it!

[@texasbeast239]

@@grayblues.6424 Shoot, these days I could probably just take the khakis off and strut all the way back to the dorm in my boxers!

[@Urfavelucy]

I love you so much Brett 💕💕 I’m 12 and watch every single one of your videos💕tell everyone at the daily wire I said hi💕💕💕

[@lovely_sunset6474]

I’m also 12! Nice to know someone my age also watches her.

[@Wolfe-zl4ld]

A Karen in the making, I see.

[@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482]

Aww I wish my 13 & 16 yr old daughters would watch Brett lol you have a good head on your shoulders.

[@Neotheaterr]

whats goood~ haha im almost 13

[@lenadoerrer9256]

I’m 13, but yes, completely agree!

[@michaelparker4598]

I once was at a party I got so drunk I went outside to pee didn't see the person in font of me peed allover his legs I walked back in to the party the other dude walked in said damn how did I pee back of my pants 😂

[@ElectricSoul828]

When i was in the navy i worked at a medical clinic in groton, ct. I congratulated a lady on her pregnancy but turns out she just had a big belly and she looked so offended and I apologized profusely and ran away. And after that I tried my best to avoid her at work.

[@rachaelchavez8766]

One time I was at my job and I saw a friend of mine( a male friend who was much taller than me) and for some reason I ran up and jokingly hugged him and tried to pick him up. Well when I picked him up I fell backwards and he landed on top of me. He got up and was like," what the hell were you thinking!!?" And walked away angrily to go back to working. I still laugh thinking about how stupid I was.

[@realholyrosaries]

Who else thinks that Brett should go to prom with that dude for 1M subscribers?

[@chadbrisco4042]

Yes.

[@andypham1636]

Mr. Scheller?

[@gacha.gamezz4632]

She just did yesterday

[@JagerHartz]

7:57 Her giggling like a child at fart jokes is PURE

[@deepthoughtsshallowworld]

I brought a Halloween costume to school once, when there was no costume party. When I was around 23 I worked at a parts store and one evening after a rush of customers we thought the store was empty and started talking about the most disgusting possible subjects imagined at the time and then all the sudden a customer that looked like one of our dads from the back isle walks up to the counter to buy his lawn mower filter and we all shut up and sat in silent horror as my supervisor who happened to be the one speaking the worst stuff had to say "sorry about that sir" and the rest of tried not to move so he wouldn't see us. Then this guy replies " oh don't worry guys, I was young once and did the same thing. I'm Reverend Mathews from the church down the street". After he said that I'm not sure what we looked like because I was a little overwhelmed at that point but he just laughed and said " I'm kidding" and laughed on his way out the door.

[@samknorr7]

This video is so Good and I'm here for it.

[@ythatesfacts]

I had a recent embarrassing moment: A little bit of context is that I was working out for about 2 years and lost ~140 pounds. I was doing a circuit by flip-flopping between a medball and jumping jacks. My underwear kept sliding off (clarification I didn't flash anyone, my shorts were luckily tied to my waist. I just had that embarrassing feeling of what if I didn't, not to mention that it would be caught on camera). Another embarrassing moment (happened in 2016) was when I actually had period jokes thrown my way (sane human male), I started going to the bathroom in pain and made a crime scene on the toilet. Turned out I had a pilonidal cyst.

[@JaydaJKey]

Please do a part 2!!!!

[@jnblawnandlandscapellc]

This episode is hilarious. We need more like this.

[@PaRan0iIdAnDr0id]

Never pooped myself as an adult. Came close a few times. My most embarrassing story is probably when I got my head stuck in a stairway guard rail at my mom's old apartment. Firefighters were called, they rescued me from my nightmare and then my mom brought me to get ice cream to make me feel better. Edit: I was six.

[@CredibleHulk]

I have a wrong car story too. I was the driver, waiting to pick up my brother and sister at school. I was waiting, listening to tunes when a girl opened the back door, threw her backpack in and just fell into the backseat saying she had the worst day. I said "I'm sorry to hear that". She sat straight up, and I saw a pair of scared eyes on the mirror before she said "sorry", grabbed her backpack, and ran from the car. I watched in the mirror as she got into another, identical car further back, I also saw the driver of that car laughing hysterically.

[@Tzarina8472]

When I was eleven, we hosted a ten year old Belarusian girl as part a program that has been discontinued, Chernobyl Children's Project. None of the kids spoke much English, but my family spoke a little Russian and in the house we developed a way of speaking that used simple words but was about half Russian and half English. One of the things the Program did was sponsor the host families to go to a theme park during the summer, as the health respite lasted six weeks. Our group of families went to Six Flags: Marine World (now known as Discovery Kingdom) so that we could ride the rides and see some aquatic animals. One of the animals we saw were the walruses. Now, apparently I was a rather 'educated' young lady. At the time, my brother and I were also raising and selling baby rabbits as part of a mission project, so we had seen first hand that there were no birds or bees involved. Well... while our family was looking at the walruses, the Belarusian girl and I saw a very male walrus swim past the glass in all his glory. My mother was very embarrassed, and said that there would be questions. Later at home, our girl asked me privately what [descriptive gesture] was, and when I refused to answer she asked if it was (father's name) and (brother's name). I still refused to answer. I was eleven, she was ten. I was too young to be the source of an international incident like that!

[@collinj8633]

PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN THRIS WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS!

[@anousenic]

My most embarrassing moment was getting scolded by Brett when I wasn't subscribed yet.

[@otterspocket2826]

Be better then

[@TheHerothief]

great video! needs a part two 😂

[@clownfishman6511]

I was at the doctors for a checkup. For some reason this doctors office does not provide gowns (I think other doctors offices do that). Anyways, I was in my underwear and when I laid on my back so the doctor could examine my abdomen, the hole on my boxers opened up somehow and I think my doctor saw some of my junk. When he looked at my abdomen he had an awkward express on his face. I immediately fixed it. He said nothing. He saw it later anyways for turn and cough but he probably thought I was flashing him. Also, I’m a modest dude when it comes to the private area so once a checkup is bad enough. He did not need to see it twice.

[@matthewmitchell3457]

I was pretty awkward in middle school (stop the presses!), in a stage of starting to realize that it's good to actually interact with people at school. One day in eighth grade I was in a small group discussion, and someone brought up a quote from an article or something we'd just read, about how "you've just got to listen to your gut, and if it doesn't sound right...." I just felt like that phrasing was super funny, making it sound like you have some kind of digestive problem, and I was sure I wasn't the only one who thought that. So I decided to acknowledge the elephant in the room by finishing the sentence with "then you need to go to the hospital." I was wrong; the elephant in the room was my imagination. Neither of the others got the joke, they just stared at me blankly until I explained it. Then, without changing expression, they said something like "okay" and moved on.

[@xxShadowBoltz]

I was walking into my casino security job I had some 7 years ago. We had to walk past a desk and through a metal detector. Security ran the desk so it was always a coworker sitting there and we were all obnoxious. He said hi to me and I felt extra obnoxious so I lifted my leg to fart at him instead of saying hi and shit myself while looking him in the eye.

[@bvoyelr]

Seems more like an epic dominance play to me. I hope you kept a straight face through the whole thing and never broke eye contact.

[@xxShadowBoltz]

@@bvoyelr I did.. then I was like "I gotta go" and ran out the door lol.

[@stationdisatrous647]

We need a part 2!

[@MysteryMastery69]

Had a house party when I was about 16. One of the girls got absolutely trashed and somehow ended up in my bed. When the party was over and I finally stumbled to my room to sleep, I found she had left me a little surprise. #mepoo

[@sarahgwizdala4468]

Was the girl Amber Turd?

[@brennanrobinson5055]

funniest episode yet lmfao

[@jmhub1979]

I do stand up comedy so at this point I'm pretty immune from embarrassment. I bomb all the time. I think I have IBS so I've crapped myself more times than I can count. During a middle school class movie the day before Christmas vacation I cried during the movie at the sad part. I had to leave the room. The teacher called my mom and told her.

[@AllenBrosowsky]

Yeah, we're not laughing at you, we're laughing toward you. 🤣

[@Olivia3641]

The only reason that I remember the story because my grandmother told it to me. I was five years old, so I don’t really remember anything at five years of age. I was at Disneyland with my grandmother, mother, and sister. My grandmother and I were in a bathroom somewhere, and the guy in the Mr. Smee costume rolled down a hill. I apparently got so scared that I screamed out “Oh my gosh! You scared the VAGINA out of me! My grandmother wouldn’t stop rolling on the floor roaring of laughter.