Big mistake taking a sip thinking he was done with the joke.. "Don't just splash it on my face" *loses all control of facial function*
@emmavanemma50987 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this so many times. It never gets old.
@ColbyBlack7 жыл бұрын
“.....yeah, don’t just splash it on my face”. Had me rolling.
@TeaInTheMoment8 жыл бұрын
"I’ll take it blackity black-black, Filled with blackness Devoid of all light Think of the blackest thing you can imagine And double that blackness And take a black magic marker and fill in the gaps And put that in a black rocket ship and shoot it into the depths of black space And close your eyes . . . . . . And use that as a reference." Brilliant!
@TimeToWreck9 жыл бұрын
HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!!
@Foolsdust20349 жыл бұрын
Now that's how you ask for a cup of coffee.
@babylen15688 жыл бұрын
IM A BLACK COFFEE DRINKER TOO,THIS IS FUNNY...BLACKITY BLACK BLACK DEVOID OF ALL LIGHT"...LOL.
@ccon9610 жыл бұрын
Eating + Brian Regan = Impossible
@dr.banana28289 жыл бұрын
blackety blackblack is my favourite joke ever lol i think on his homepage he sells a mug with that written on it XD
@mickib15924 жыл бұрын
I have it; it's awesome!!
@topramen5344 Жыл бұрын
I think “HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY” is my favorite punchline of his
@stagesiren711 жыл бұрын
Is it blackety black black?? LMFAO!! I LOVE Brian!! :D
@Alexsmom3220110 жыл бұрын
Do you have black cream????
@Alexsmom3220110 жыл бұрын
Ridiculously funny
@jangtheconqueror13 жыл бұрын
How I wish there was a way!
@icyjon92310 жыл бұрын
NO THERE IS NO WAY!!
@Mario481213 жыл бұрын
6-11 Servings? That's 12 to 22 whole entire Fig Newtons!
@Lilac-8884 жыл бұрын
I love black coffee! This soooooo true!
@RobertusMaximus13 жыл бұрын
Legend has it . . . . There once was a waiter. He is so funny
@camillechartier241810 жыл бұрын
"blackity black black"
@Artycyborg13 жыл бұрын
oh ma'am, i'm so sorry... there is no way.
@consecratedfilms9 жыл бұрын
6 to 11 just keep them a comin!!!
@hiddentoyou12 жыл бұрын
is candy in the dot?
@lunamarinero47086 жыл бұрын
I'm an artist (mainly drawing/painting/sculpting) and I wanna draw each scene as he explains them. I can see it all in my brain right now! Well just a water and coffee scene.
@MoeGreensRightEye8 жыл бұрын
Is there any way I can up vote this??
@absofruitlyriley8 жыл бұрын
Some way, some how
@thesodaever9 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry ma'am...there is no way...
@olfoogy5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your talent Mister Regan clean comedy is just the funniest when the person delivering yet it's genuinely freaking hilarious which you are!
@Megahn7811 жыл бұрын
Think of the blackest thing you can imagine and double it. Then fill the blank spots with black magic marker. Put that into a black rocket ship and shoot that into the blackness of space. Then close your eyes and use that as a reference.
@haileycorrigan816911 жыл бұрын
legend has it there was a waiter here years ago
@kileyeugene7 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard this it was on Pandora.
@jangtheconqueror13 жыл бұрын
it's amazing how many different voices he can do seriously. sometimes i think he's two or three different people.
@hugshealhearts13 жыл бұрын
is it BLACK creme? if not, I'll take it blackity black black xD
@treyguin13 жыл бұрын
yeah, don't just slash it on my face...
@boba777213 жыл бұрын
Man, I wasdepressed, so I just went to these videos again and I feel happy. : )
@Robbie_the_Rabbit11 жыл бұрын
While correct in the overall sense of the question, at a restaurant it's typically one answer. Yes.
@mimipastry11 жыл бұрын
I love the subway bit he did, so many repeats below
@smario58930612 жыл бұрын
HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY!!! XD
@RenaissanceGrappling13 жыл бұрын
brian regan is amazing
@Abelhawk Жыл бұрын
I think this is the funniest track :D That "there is no way" and the Food Pyramid jokes never get old.
@Mokaythatsrespectabl13 жыл бұрын
that first joke had me on the floor
@DeEzriel13 жыл бұрын
@Mokaythatsrespectabl Me too... one of the funniest things I've heard in a very long time... sounds like something I would say, haha
@Neurotripsicks13 жыл бұрын
2:30 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
@toph222312 жыл бұрын
Legend has it hahahahahaha!!! EPIC
@RLwithstand12 жыл бұрын
Is it BLACK cream?
@milesfriedman21097 жыл бұрын
Blackest thing i can think of. Liam from Curb your Enthusiasm
@ajberletic33217 жыл бұрын
JB SMOOVE. he is a hilarious stand up too. "WHO'S GODDAMN DOG IS THIS!"
@datacentre8112 жыл бұрын
My cheek muscles hurt from smiling
@captainawesome13167 жыл бұрын
This is fucking gold!!! Lol lol looool, legend has it there was a waiter here years ago 😂😂
@sil.o.539911 жыл бұрын
Ohhh i love this so much
@PhoenixWormwood13712 жыл бұрын
Funniest one yet :D lol
@dominickgeddert153511 жыл бұрын
Is it Black cream?
@palmerartigues165812 жыл бұрын
Get the Dot!!
@magicalistic7713 жыл бұрын
They DID make it into a dot! Or a plate...same difference.
@badfishrucatunes11 жыл бұрын
I love fellow smartasses
@zoekitinoja23588 жыл бұрын
I love this joke so much, but it's not on iTunes!! WHy??
@2Plus2isChicken20138 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you have to order the CD of this show off of Brian Regan's website. I don't think it's on iTunes.
@supersaiyanzero386 Жыл бұрын
I cant even quote this just "the whole thing here"
@NoirMulherTV7 жыл бұрын
He likes his coffee like I like my women: blackity black black with black cream.
@FlyBoyBigBlue12 жыл бұрын
I used to think that way about why they asked if I wanted cream and sugar after I asked for a hot black coffee, which has all the necessary info in the name. Then I began to eat with others from work and have sat next to many a diner who asks for black coffee, but then asks where the sugar or cream is. It seems black coffee has become the term for American style coffee, rather than coffee, and only coffee. Blame the idiots for making most waitresses ask you to save a step.
@BlazingSaddle113 жыл бұрын
XD "is it BLACK cream??? If not i'd like it blackity black black!!!"
@mackenzielefler72327 жыл бұрын
Legend has it
@bradenkattman399211 жыл бұрын
I am like one of 2 comments who aren't just repeating a line from the video.
@johnpotter2613 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan vids are the reason I am tired at work the next day
@Robbie_the_Rabbit11 жыл бұрын
That's what you get for pointing out the amount of dislikes.
@alcalu13 жыл бұрын
I gotta eat what's in the dot! Is candy in the dot?
@painyaintheneck12 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if you hate youtube for taking this out!
@EnjoyerofYoutube12 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@MrBuffCrab13 жыл бұрын
@boba7772 Amen!!
@PoohStickProductions13 жыл бұрын
so much blackness!!!
@basailquazzy13 жыл бұрын
Do you have legumes?
@imjakey1357911 жыл бұрын
*stick instead of sick
@palmerartigues165812 жыл бұрын
Is it black cream?
@Trippply11 жыл бұрын
There is no way
@mimipastry11 жыл бұрын
My mistake he sounds like Jim Gaffigan
@isaacrock25917 жыл бұрын
Halarious
@ltraina33534 жыл бұрын
Omg, as a bartender, I’ve actually caught myself asking those sorts of dumb questions. You get so used to asking, it just happens automatically sometimes. Even when you don’t need to. Usually I catch it in time to make a joke of it, but it’s always embarrassing!
@SuperMariozify2211 жыл бұрын
How many ways to answer the question? Two. Yes and no.