i love Brian Regan, His facial expressions are priceless and his timing is perfect!
@DavidDarrow2 жыл бұрын
Brian is the single best observational comedian in my book.
@jumpinjakeflash13 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of that bit.
@bossfan493 жыл бұрын
"I was a warthog", "Let Marco Polo speak." Two best lines. Brian is awesome.
@Pat_S11 жыл бұрын
I've seen him live 3 times and he's so funny that you laugh hard enough to not be able to breathe.
@chevyblock5507 жыл бұрын
I saw him live in Houston and the next day, my chest was sore. He's great. Best comedian in my book. You should see him some more. He actually gets more jokes as time goes on.
@brogcooper253 жыл бұрын
I've seen him four times. 😁
@Shrimp_Insurance3 жыл бұрын
@@brogcooper25 I saw him on the Moon.
@CameronBrtnik3 жыл бұрын
@@Shrimp_Insurance oh the irony...
@ubitcumajkemi10 жыл бұрын
fucking hate ME monsters. spot on Brain.
@stoopkidrumm3r11 жыл бұрын
lol for some reason he's REALLY good at the chip-dip pantomime!
@merrittmussorgsky29372 жыл бұрын
Right! Glad someone said it!
@armandofente87749 ай бұрын
This is one of the best bits ever.
@donaldgregg9250 Жыл бұрын
I love you Brian, seriously, you're among the best!
@danielcaranti2500 Жыл бұрын
His comedy is absolutely hilarious 😅
@jaydaily312 жыл бұрын
"pin the blue ribbon upon his chest" too funny
@jayfulkerson63296 жыл бұрын
that's so true about wisdom tooth stories
@scotthanford96193 жыл бұрын
#1 Comedian. What a talent. National Treasure.
@Chokedbyallama12 жыл бұрын
"I too was worried about our speed until i remembered, wait we're the only ones on the moon."
@tommymead981812 жыл бұрын
i'm crying , love his routines
@theivory111 жыл бұрын
Regan is the best. Even if he never walked on the moon.
@AngieGardiner12 жыл бұрын
I cry every time I listen to his comedies... Their just too funny!!!!!!!!!! Tears of laughter. Who knew?
@Anonymous-ng4wc7 ай бұрын
They’re*
@lorinrichman60017 ай бұрын
He has no idea how right he is. That me monster is a beast!
@23chiffy10 жыл бұрын
brian regan is classic...hilarious
@chrisnorris20763 жыл бұрын
Love when he gets into the child-like talk. Slays me everytime.
@sunnydaze23592 жыл бұрын
What’s so funny is his comedy is so relatable. I know we all know more than one or two narcissists that always have to have the floor don’t we? 😝
@simpleflight3410 ай бұрын
@@sunnydaze2359 9 wisdom teeth lol
@howardrobinson4938 Жыл бұрын
Now here's a guy who spent his whole childhood wanting to tell people to piss off. But he kept that in -- until now!!!
@johnwihl46896 жыл бұрын
How badass Neil Armstrong must have felt at the moonwalkers annual dinner party.
@altonwilliams71173 жыл бұрын
Funny!😂 So true about people loving to talk about themselves. 😂
Ohmygawd Brian regan is the best comedian on this planet
@shamrockaurora12 жыл бұрын
Not a single curse word!!!!!
@Janszler3 жыл бұрын
I know right! Sucks fukkin donkey balls!
@redredredred32403 жыл бұрын
WE KNOW WE WATCHED IT.
@gyped3 жыл бұрын
Still funny though.
@jordanclark88352 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, you’re right!
@johnprovince53043 жыл бұрын
I have a friend exactly like that. If you tossed a pebble in a mud hole, he threw a boulder into the ocean.
@thebower80276 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh! This guy is my all time favourite comic. Side splitting! Give you a brain aneurysm!
@Jax31413 жыл бұрын
HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!!!!
@sienagallo1993 жыл бұрын
I got two out today, now I know I can never tell anyone about it
@kyleread25242 жыл бұрын
The greatest comedy bit of all time.
@chevyblock5507 жыл бұрын
Next person to talk about racing $100,000 BMW's on the AutoBahn, I'm not going to anymore dinners. Brian speaks the truth.
@thanosmadtitan96607 жыл бұрын
I walked on the moon.
@letsbehonest42216 жыл бұрын
Anti SepticEye thats nothing . Once i walked on the sun
@mysuenitos69844 жыл бұрын
gotohell that’s nothing. I walked on earth.
@deltahomicide93005 жыл бұрын
I imagined a lawyer with a pony tail as the Me Monster
@seaoftranquility72284 жыл бұрын
Hey, I got a shout-out.
@bossfan493 жыл бұрын
The arms of Orion, thats where I want to be!
@chrisvanvelson2874 күн бұрын
This is so brilliant 😂
@08shortstop12 жыл бұрын
tears running down my face ... hope no one's looking
@letsbehonest42216 жыл бұрын
08shortstop that nothing .once i had tears rolling down my body ..
@zizwop12 жыл бұрын
That is true, I don't see how, 'I've driven a rover on the moon' could be topped by any other story.
@MrSkinnyWhale6 жыл бұрын
I've driven a rover on the moon while having my wisdom teeth pulled
@michaelesposito26293 жыл бұрын
Well, more people have walked on the moon than have been at the bottom of the ocean. So. There you go. That’s how you top a moon driving story.
@MrMathjordan12 жыл бұрын
thanks for posting this is awesome!!!! :)
@crashburn32923 жыл бұрын
Four wisdom tooth guy, "That aint nothin." I hate that guy. That guy also does; "Four cylinders? I bored out a 6 barell." And, "12 gauge pump? I bought a 10 gauge auto." "230? You only bench 265?? 10 times." "110? I installed 220." "Single Malt? I got the Double Malt Scotch." "A Doberman? I have a half Pit Bull half Grizzly Bear." "A Queen size? I got a Select Comfort Sealy Serta California King with the Duel Temperature Quade Series with the Hydro-Infused de-humidifier/Air Purifier Lavander-Vanilla-Scented Artificial Intelligence Modified Boss Series Bed with the built-in acupressure massage feature."
@justababka27 күн бұрын
supremely underrated
@IvanJacobsvelocity3 жыл бұрын
I had one pulled 5 days ago and am still in tramendous pain. It took 2 hours. I wouldnt want to imagine what 2 feels like.
@charleswettish87012 жыл бұрын
I walked on the moon!
@kylekelvas61646 жыл бұрын
Whatever he is pretending to eat is making me really hungry 😂
@robertwangenstein85692 жыл бұрын
Always great!
@bilingualblondie12 жыл бұрын
xD 'HALT! HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!' xD
@sundancer44265 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best ever...why? Because the world is chocked FULL of these pompous loudmouth people rambling on and on about THEM! I know so many of them.
@stevenbender663 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty good at the try not to laugh contests. Until Brian Regan comes on. He's almost the perfect comedian. He tickles my funny bone in a way few can.
@jllocklear3 жыл бұрын
I so would love to be at thanksgiving with the Regan brothers.
@thenewaeon10 жыл бұрын
Just had 1 wisdom tooth out today and I had to see this. I must never speak of it. This doesn't count.
@louierubio6 жыл бұрын
I had 2
@Fibonaccisghost Жыл бұрын
@@louierubio I had 7 pulled. Was eating corn on the cob that afternoon.
@DLPerry432la10 жыл бұрын
I know lots of those ME ME I ME people.. That made me laugh pretty hard.. Especially when I was showing the video to someone it related to totally.
@uncjim6 жыл бұрын
GENIUS
@brandonobaza8610 Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, Brian. I needed a wisdom tooth pulled and I begged the Doctor to pull them all at once, so I would have a 4 wisdom tooth story. He said, "No, no, I only do two at once, just in case complications..." Blah blah blah, I wasn't listening, something about maxillary and mandibular. Typical dentist story: a happy ending, preceded by eternal minutes of the Doctor's knee on my chest and me wondering what life will be like without a lower jaw.
@cameroncowles62328 жыл бұрын
There were 8 Me-Monsters that watched this video, apparently...
@priestesspersephone92665 жыл бұрын
Cameron Cowles Now 31 Me Monsters Wot?!
@VinceAdams-qy4re5 жыл бұрын
@@priestesspersephone9266 33 now.
@juanpennisi12023 жыл бұрын
As long as this comment has more likes than the video has dislikes, I'm happy.
@VinceAdams-qy4re3 жыл бұрын
And it's 54 now.
@ruthiemay4232 жыл бұрын
Caution: DO NOT listen to Brian with coffee in your mouth! Jus sayin...
@danielcaranti25003 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. I love Brian.
@TwinkiesProductions12 жыл бұрын
At the end it really looked like he was eating!
@NiLoveYoux311 жыл бұрын
watching in 2013 :D, i love this guy lmaooo
@haileycorrigan816911 жыл бұрын
I WAS A WARTHOG
@tishe59353 жыл бұрын
The best!
@vincent212129 жыл бұрын
Yea, I'm a big traveller I have my business... I have my own global enterprise I gotta check on ya know driving on the Autobahn cuz I keep a fleet of sports cars over in Zurich and I got this Swiss account that I gotta go there and check it MOUNT KILIMANJARO expedition might have to cancel that ya know RUNWAYS in Aspen are a lot shorter the first time you go in there luvluvluh Pacific rim company we're gonna try to take that over lublublah UBLUBLAH GLOBAL ENTERPRISE AHBLUHBLUHBLUH RUH RUH RAAAH RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH
@dancindavey15153 жыл бұрын
What’s your point?
@vincent212123 жыл бұрын
@@dancindavey1515 that it's a brilliant piece of comedy writing. Typing it out allows those interested to dissect it into their own meaning
@drmeatball7113 жыл бұрын
thanks for posting the script
@drmeatball7113 жыл бұрын
I W A L K E D O N T H E M O O N
@vincent212123 жыл бұрын
@@drmeatball711 I posted 5 years ago when it was cool to parrot the video in the comments. I'm a fucking pioneer
@mxbishop3 жыл бұрын
The game of one-up-manship is super important to some people. It's very annoying - because you're basically held hostage while listening to an insecure person babble on about things that don't matter at all. Best way to handle this is to look at your phone, and then, in a totally matter-of-fact, serious way, say something ridiculous like, "Christ, my gravy shipment arrived! I've got to get home and fire up the hot tub." And then leave, immediately. Everyone will be wondering about you - and won't remember a single thing the other guy said.
@KM-nw7be3 жыл бұрын
That’s perfect. Mind if I steal that?
@ftolead11 жыл бұрын
Like a boss!
@unclecreepy70254 жыл бұрын
I had 4 wisdom teeth pulled. They had to leave the 5th one in though because it was attached to the skull. The bottom teeth each had 3 roots and the top teeth each had 4 roots.
@Alfred-F-Jones6 жыл бұрын
as someone who had four sideways, impacted wisdom teeth removed, I can confirm that those 'two wisdom teeth' peasants have nothing on me
@almacabrera77336 жыл бұрын
Alfred F. Jones Same 😂
@lowbugetmovies12 жыл бұрын
C'mon, me monster. You can dislike the video, but *chews his food* we walked on the moon.
@mjphoto453 жыл бұрын
He was in Omaha Oct 2020 and i didnt know it. Very funny guy
@groksr3 жыл бұрын
I'm appreciating Brian Regan more and more as of late. I actually think he's up there right behind Chappelle and Burr. Please save your comments about Colin
@angusmullins5113 жыл бұрын
He’s much more funny than Burr.
@somebodyoncetoldme1704 Жыл бұрын
@@angusmullins511 And Chappelle
@Rainbowafterflood12 жыл бұрын
Oh crap. I've def. one-upped the wisdom tooth story. >_<
@Rbot9212 жыл бұрын
Come TO Winnipeg!
@gusbenusa6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@ericwillis50315 жыл бұрын
9 wisdom teeth pulled 🤣
@jackedkerouac44143 жыл бұрын
He made me want to eat buffalo wings with ranch with that last bit
@pnyxprez12 жыл бұрын
Man, Brian if you are reading this? Try reading Yurtle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss. I was a two wisdom "toof" person back in 1976, I felt the bite of the Me monster man... rock on!
@Noobetron500112 жыл бұрын
3:18 is the best
@nickkrug81573 жыл бұрын
How was this 10 ! years ago ??.. ugh...
@Sarah-logy12 жыл бұрын
Ooooo, dainty pinkie!
@daisylogan567010 жыл бұрын
Using this for a talent show XD
@RyanAustinDean3 жыл бұрын
As of right now, 52 somehow-self-aware Me-Monsters have disliked this video.
@garycraggs99532 ай бұрын
errr, yeah they did expect it; they were hankering after it even before the ZF-c
@pizzathunder12 жыл бұрын
the ME-MONSTER disliked the video. ME MY MEMEMMEE has also just became a meme :3
@Tommy1977777 Жыл бұрын
Dueling banjos....in story form.
@landau10017012 жыл бұрын
you know what my name is Brian too meee meee me me me aghhhaaaa!!
@thowdy10 жыл бұрын
Wait, we're the only ones on the moon.
@11Stucat6 жыл бұрын
genius.
@betsybrains3 жыл бұрын
Are the Thumbs Down visitors hired purposefully to add some statistical doubt unto the likeability of Brian Regan? To make the numbers legit? My deal: 100% like and thumbs up and all. Q: Are Dislikers a necessary base to propel popularity these days? Cue: Sex and the City theme song. Carrie asks, "There are invisible cities under my Prada shoes. Are they the trolls?" 👠🥱
@shaunwhite83326 жыл бұрын
Take luck!
@natestein59883 жыл бұрын
Global enterprise ArngARRRRRGGGGGARRRRRRR! (I believe those are his words. I hope I've crystalized them for you)
@Kevmjacobs12 жыл бұрын
this guy is hysterical. He seems like a funnier, more sane jim carrey
@benpiche5969 Жыл бұрын
MEEEEEEEEEE
@jujubee67103 жыл бұрын
"Let Marco Polo speak"
@k.c.huffman Жыл бұрын
True story - I only had 2 wisdom teeth taken out BUT they were actually taken out by pliers where the dentist had to climb on my chair for leverage.
@tofee3512 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing ever
@treetrain3 жыл бұрын
Now I feel like an assh*le, I've shared my 19 teeth pulling story a few times, with just novacaine lolol
@TroyMills71212 жыл бұрын
some guy laughing in the backround sounds like peter griffen
@cskillet200312 жыл бұрын
this is funny
@pieflingerpt22 ай бұрын
Beware the me monster.
@redfaction01112 жыл бұрын
i hate when theres a response in the top comments and i have to search 30 minutes for the original conversations
@Darkmatter10512 жыл бұрын
Me, Meee, MEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
@MuminF4n12 жыл бұрын
At the dinner table: Me: Hey you know what? I came seventh... Dad: You know this really funny thing happened at work... Me: Hey! I was talking! As I said... Dad: Lenny was playing solitaire, and then our boss... Me: I got seventh place in a ski contest.. Dad: our boss went nuts! and Lenny.. Me: I got a trophy! Mom: Great work! :) Dad: Lenny got fired! Oh, sorry honey, did you say somethin? *Note: not exactly based on a true story