Brian Regan Eye Doctor

A hilarious routine about... well... eye doctors. :)
From "I Walked On The Moon"

[@PaulOutsidetheWalls]

“I was careful to phrase it that way.” My dad is an optometrist, and this is so accurate.

[@WindWipper]

i think my eye doctor is chronically constipated.

[@Akira3kgt]

I am an Optometrist and I agree 100%.

[@jasmynsglaucomajasmynpolit7033]

It's the glaucoma test?

[@gathorall9136]

Though it is to be noted the point where you can't tell the difference is what you're looking for. At the right angle the flip shouldn't do a thing to your vision.

[@AlystrZelland]

I use that phrase on the reg (not an optometrist, just a lil sassy)

[@NickNayls]

it insults me that this man isn't hosting everything that ever needs hosting. he is an absolute comedic genius.

[@jeffwade9052]

Agreed!!!

[@foolishcoyote.]

Hes like your best friend that tells jokes for a living...as 🇺🇸 as 🍎 🥧

[@THarjo-ks6pf]

Agreed I always laugh. Hard.

[@allentuggle2837]

Regan is a treasure, and he keeps it clean. That shows the difference between TRUE TALENT and the no-talent hacks that just scream out strings of profanity and obscenities.

[@THarjo-ks6pf]

@@allentuggle2837 Excellent point

[@mlarkinn]

Brian Regan is a comedic genius.. he never needs to be vulgar or political to be funny. Effing love him.

[@adamkaye2358]

No one is funny when they're political

[@kathrynmcelroy5658]

Love Brian!

[@mr.wizard2974]

@@kathrynmcelroy5658 I heard that. If you get a chance read my post

[@richardpatterson4312]

@@adamkaye2358 You would immediately alienate half your audience. Any political comedian isn't a comedian, he's an agent of unholy influence.

[@Bent773]

@@richardpatterson4312 I dunno man, ever seen Bill Burr? The guy once literally roasted the hell out an entire city and they gave him a standing ovation

[@gameboy9402]

I can't help but think about this while I'm at my eye doctor's. There I am just smirking like an idiot.

[@aliasmith0425]

Yep. I had my appointment today, and this Brian Regan routine immediately came to mind.😂🤣

[@johnhudson8950]

I had my eyes checked a couple of days ago and this is all I could think about 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@boowah5]

Just had an appointment a couple weeks ago and as the Dr was shining "his goofy light" in my eyes I thought about this bit and to try to not laugh 😅

[@hockeymann88]

Just left there 30 minutes ago then had to come home and watch the bit that ALWAYS pops in my head. I'm not supposed to laugh while there so of course that makes it worse.

[@henryj92]

I say the worst part of an eye exam is that machine that puffs air into your eyes and you're not supposed to blink. It's like they make you anticipate as long as possible.

[@I_am_always_correct]

Jacob Balboa I know right? "Sit here for six hours, at some point we'll blast a bullet of compressed air directly into your alread dried out eyeballs, but you don't know when, and until we do this, you can't blink."

[@snakeaddict2810]

Yus I know I HATE that one :p

[@in06khan]

Tbh they shouldn't tell you not to blink, you can blink as normal. The reason they can't tell you when the puff of air is going to come is because it happens automatically when the alignment of the machine is correct.

[@rabbit0664]

Jacob Balboa Oh yeah, I hate that.

[@lovedemfeet]

Then again, you'd hate it even more if you had glaucoma (painless in 90% of cases) and didn't get tested for it because you hate a lousy puff of air.

[@KarstensCreationsKC]

Brian Regan... Comedic GENIUS. LOVE this guy.

[@CrimsonGrowlithe]

Exactly that's exactly what he is.

[@rabbit0664]

Karstens Creations So true.

[@robinalberti177]

Karstens Creations YES 💯 it's oregano officer... I swear !! 😉😁😂

[@creed61285]

"I asked you which one you liked better...and I was careful to phrase it that way." LMAO Brian is awesome!

[@danielstreeter6738]

For better or worse, this has actually become my default way of speaking when people fail to listen, and I blame this routine for it.

[@bradebronson8835]

One of the all time best clean comedians EVER.

[@IGIMYM]

There's a book there's a plane there's alpha centauri! Lol "I walked on the moon" is one of the best standups ever. Non stop hilarious

[@carlbaumeister3439]

There are a LOT of great comedians, but when he’s at the top of his game, Regan is the best ever!

[@SS-Tommy]

He's fantastic. The material is great, but what really brings it home is his expressions and animation.

[@SuperBrainAK]

best line was "there's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha Centauri!"

[@Shecalledindead]

I was reading this the exact moment that happened on the video

[@loopernow]

It's the delivery! Something about the way he shouts...

[@sherbatt4769]

I love that line because I'm a space nerd

[@returnofthedoggo7994]

I, of all people, beg to differ.. I AM A MAN!

[@anzeem1622]

ABBY SMITH the nearest star to our solar system

[@ybe7011]

He's the only comedian that I can watch over and over and totally lose it laughing until it hurts.

[@The_Ineffable_Bentley]

"Which one did you like better, number 1, or number 2?" "I-I don't like ethire one of them."

[@totallyfrozen]

El Ninja Girl *either*

[@TwenteeEight]

totallyfrozen it’s 4 years old

[@indus7841]

@@TwenteeEight yo mama is 4 years old

[@TwenteeEight]

@@indus7841 Good one jo jo fan

[@Americanmade616]

He is so funny. I love Brian Regan's standup. I hope I can see him in person someday.

[@kuffarthedeplorable4289]

This entire set is pure comedic genius. My wife is a nurse so the whole ER bit is hilarious.

[@662wc5]

I started laughing during my last exam when my eye doctor put the big thing in front of my face, so I had to ask the dr. if she had ever seen Brian Regan. She hadn't, but before we went any further with the exam she wheeled her squeaky chair over to her desk and wrote his name down so she could look up this routine on the 'net later. Her sense of humor seems similar to mine so I thought she might appreciate it. :)

[@AlystrZelland]

I was surprised my last one was familiar with him. He responded to my query about it like every patient brings it up to him, with a knowing a smile.

[@blal07]

I appreciate that you enjoy his comedy that much. I do the same with comedy. I find it hard not to introduce people to good humor. I bet she listened to all his stuff when she discovered his visuals and mannerisms, along with his non vulgar successful attempts to make one laugh out loud. Keep telling people. It's been 8 years since you commented. I hope this gets to you because I bet you will take the time to listen again because you know it will be worth it.

[@barrya.6212]

I told my optometrist and his receptionist about this at the onset of my appointment.....after seeing the doc I had the receptionist bring this up on youtube....she was cracking up ...I told her to save it to her desktop and have the eye doctor watch it when he was done with patient.

[@DarkestofTimes]

Couldn't stop laughing hysterically, "There's a book, there's a plane, there's ALPHA CENTAURI!!!"

[@nchlsglchrst]

My Eye Doctor recommended this guy to me. Coolest Eye Doctor ever.

[@tristen8089]

Best thing about brian regans comedy is about 75% of people including me have done what he talks about like going to the Emergency room or going to the eye doctor etc

[@BravosReag1017]

"Let's try it again Brian...do you like it better one (click) or two (click).... "I don't like either one of those." "Yeah well that's not what I asked you is it? I asked you which one you liked better and I was careful to phrase it that way." LOL

[@cassandracromwell3360]

How refreshing, a comedian that doesn't use a curse word every other sentence. And he's still funny!!

[@MegasAlexandros28]

"Are these my glasses!? What happened to me?" 😂😆😂

[@slimcritter5297]

I got to see him live and man he was born to do stand up.....dude makes me laugh so much

[@hauler-hx6gw]

My mouth hurts for smiling too much

[@amaranthinedragon154]

There is no end to how much I love this man XD

[@tretre3892]

As someone who does eye exams daily, this is correct 😂😂😂

[@DrainianDream]

There's a book, there's a plane, THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURI! *Dead*

[@Power5]

"there's a book, there's a plane, there's alpha centauri." Best comedian ever.

[@bakana2203]

I took an eye exam today and I just thought about this. I was about to laugh in the middle of it.

[@frogf8372]

same!!!!!

[@matthewmoritz7837]

how can 238 people not like this comedy special its hilarious to me lol suite yourselves

[@2beaglelover]

the last time i went to the eye doctor, and they slid that thing on my face and i couldnt help but say "ARE THESE MY GLASSES"...i thought i killed the doctor.

[@barbaro267]

There's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha Centauri!! *dying*

[@natestein5988]

"is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET????????????"

[@JKFlaker]

Every time I go to the eye doctor Brian Regan’s jokes always come to mind and like I am now, I watch it again. (Same thing when I fly anywhere I always think of his jokes about flying and airports). Brian Regan is an awesome comedian. 😂

[@LightoftheParanoid]

I went to the eye doctor recently, and this is all I could think of.

[@frogf8372]

same i went today

[@isabelleloria7840]

I went to the eye doctor, and I almost started laughing. My mom went to the eye doctor and just started laughing.

[@Stork553]

Used Mr. Regan's line at my last eye appointment. Had a dark spot on my eye, so asked if it was an issue. Doctor said no and I said "So you just wanted to make me self conscious about it for the rest of my life". My doctor knew exactly where I was going with it and laughed his ass off. Every optometrist worth his salt, knows Brian Regan.

[@jordanvarga2137]

When I went to the eye doctor for my first time, they put the eye drops into my eyes to dilate them. The doctor said: "If it stings, there is a secret boyfriend that you aren't telling your mom or me about." Of course I was like: "Oh no, it doesn't hurt at all!" But it clearly did because I was squeezing my thumbs.

[@daedric-persona]

Jordan Varga nice doc

[@DarkAngelHeart2014]

Lol

[@benjaminlehman3221]

Jordan Varga I don’t get it.

[@chr03045]

I shall now say this to all my patients

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

Because he jizzed on your eyes?Why would you let your bf do that?

[@danw1352]

He is the best comedian ever and without vulgar profanity!

[@berbandis]

It is truly ironic listening to this and realizing how many people don't have time to see things clearly, and if that only pertained to the attribute of sight this world would be a lot better off.

[@DebbieLauZhanHui]

berbandis This was beautifully said.

[@berbandis]

Debbie Lau Thank you for your encouraging words!

[@kilgoretrout321]

Some people are just too old to see clearly, and the rest of the world just keeps all the words really small and says, "deal with it"

[@bkendle44]

I was getting my eyes checked 3 or 4 weeks ago and all I could think about was this stand up special. I almost laughed out loud a couple times. Brian Regan is easily one of my favorite comedians of all time. Might be #1.

[@waxworse]

I have to go back ten or so seconds a few times because I miss what he's saying from laughing so hard.

[@MrViktahhhh]

Every time I go to the eye doctor, I can't help but think of this skit. Thanks Brian!

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

"It doesn't affect your vision or anything, I just thought you might wanna be self-conscious for the rest of your life." Hahahahahaha!

[@taylorlover5]

Best lines, "Are you still in here?! I'm just seeing shadows and shapes!" or "I'm a little uncomfartable. Can you back up a tad? Are you looking at my soul? Wanna tic tac?"

[@holzymeg]

"There's a book. There's a plane! THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURI!" XD I love this guy. Brian is one of the funniest people on the planet!

[@Housemdfansrpgadmin]

I'm glad my teacher showed me this, I relate to it very easily. I LOVE BRIAN REGAN!!!

[@mshartz5]

After hearing this in high school, I erupted in laughter when the eye doctor was up close and breathing hard (he even wheeled up on his stool). He started laughing too and had to wheel back to take a breather. It was too funny.

[@leslibarker6461]

I come back to watch this at least once a year. Classic.

[@DarthGuybrush7]

The whole bit about the eye doctor moving his chair uncomfortably close and staring with the light forever, all that was cracking me up like you wouldn't believe. 'Cause it's so true, you know? Every time I go to the eye doctor, it's just like that. LOL. Brian Regan rules.

[@reefification]

"You musta messed up the A/B test!" " Did I Ever!" HA ha ha ha ha hha ha ha!

[@otissumnerbrown]

Great story: Yes - I also feared this "exam". I would always, "answer wrong", and get a much stronger minus lens - for that reason.

[@juliesunshine9000]

I really like and appreciate that he doesn't need to cuss to be funny!

[@joseph4395]

"Do you like one or two?" "Like number seventeen."

[@speedyninetyone]

"Did you know you have one eye set slightly higher than the other? It doesn't affect your vision, I just thought you'd like to be self conscious the rest of your life." Get me every time I hear it.

[@brenz59]

I work for an optometrist and we watched this at our staff meeting. So funny

[@disneyshortsandclips8993]

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" Lol

[@lyricdave47]

This is wonderful silliness. "They pass now! They pass now!!'

[@lowrider0803]

Regan is king of sarcasm

[@Ericadbury]

He's the best comedian around.

[@laraoneal7284]

Erica Lowry Check out Jim Gaffigan. 100% hilarious all the time.

[@egnalag]

I work for an Optometrist, showed this to her and she just laughed and laughed. Loved it. he is very funny and I like that there is no profanity.

[@thevideogamenerd100]

"Which one do you like better, number 1 or number 2?" I don't like either one of those LOL!

[@Perfectpearl]

0:53 "Are you still in here?!"

[@stephensmith510]

OMG I almost choked on the trifocals part....here's a PSA, never eat while watching Brian Regan!

[@stickynote-slumber]

Me who was just eating my rice:

[@proud2bpagan]

lol...kinda like when Bush got choked on a pretzel,huh? My dad had trifocals the last few years of his life. He said once he got used to em,he wondered why he'd waited so long to take the plunge.

[@FireLordJohn3191]

@@proud2bpagan dude. Biden is president. Bush hasn’t been president for more than 10 years at this point.

[@handidrummed]

I went to the eye doctor today because I need glasses for the first time and during the exam all I could think of this and I was trying not to laugh. I even have one eye higher than the other lol

[@danielleJ360]

I went to the eye dr recently and while he was looking at my eyes I thought of this and couldnt stop laughing. He asked what was funny and I told him brian regan and he started laughing too

[@nightcorelynn6338]

When he was making the voice for the eye doctor it sounded like professor stein from soul eater 😂

[@alexassadie5067]

lol 😁

[@CloudyWithaChanceofBeanieBoos]

YAS!!!!

[@SavannahGrimmer]

Watching this was so worth almost choking on my cereal!

[@NoyaVol]

Are you looking at my soul ?

[@tristen8089]

Noya Volovsky you want a tick tack

[@crisanmot0]

Best comedy special of all time.

[@kaylabrown3831]

lol this is perfect and exactly how I feel when I go.

[@BFinFlavin]

so halarious. so underrated. love everything he does.

[@cheshirccat]

"Is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET?!"

[@bradgeorge5748]

Scout dog you took the words right out of my mouth, he is the funniest comedian of the century without having to use filth language, praise God for more comedians like him

[@Erilis666]

Totally relate to this. My eye doctors have lost patience with me too, lol

[@kladewilson598]

Got to respect a guy who both extremely funny and someone you’d let a child listen to.

[@Magzillas]

It's amazing how this guy can be so hilarious without using profanity in his performances.

[@onsenguy]

What's wrong with profanity?

[@davidmcgrath6507]

@@onsenguy yeah profanity is so funny. 😂

[@dancerchickfullness]

I went to the eye doctor lately and I was so tempted to start talking like brian

[@Pakkens_Backyard]

They pass... NOW!! XDDDDDDDD

[@devamail1]

I am an Optometrist and this makes laugh every time I view it. I send this link to all my OD friends! Sooooo funny....

[@Jazzyjen1997]

LOL!! I totally relate!! I have to have eye exams every three freakin months!!! :( :( I hate it when they shine that freakin bright light in my eyes!! It feels like hell!! :( :( AHHHH My eyes are burning!!!

[@joehenry3285]

Interesting fact: the light has nothing to do with the eye exam, it tests your ability to withstand pain if you're ever tortured. Lol

[@M_SC]

Hey if you’re still alive tell us why you have to go so often please

[@Jazzyjen1997]

@@M_SC Hi! So I have Retinopathy of Prematurity. My retinas are extremely fragile. My retina in my left eye completely detached leaving me with pretty much just light perception in that eye. I go to my retinologist at least twice a year just to make sure that my right eye is still in tact. In the future, I could make a video on it.

[@thebrokenrattle]

I have seen this so many times.....it NEVER gets old.

[@WilsonEatsASMR]

I love how he moves after each joke. makes it even more funny.

[@a5a22406]

Funny, funny, funny! Brian hits home on this subject.

[@tjpr8r1]

I can no longer take an eye exam without laughing my ass off.

[@mr.wizard2974]

Brian I know what you mean. I had to take an eye test for my drivers license . The female officer told me to look into the machine and tell me what the letters were. I pressed my face tightly against the machine ...oh and by the way..I had forgotten my glasses. I pressed my face harder against the machine and my god I couldn't see a thing. I thought I had gone blind..I was freaking out...She asked again what I saw. I answered "NOTHING" My heart was pounding. She said...Sir why are you pressing your face so hard against the machine and I answered..."So I can get closer to the letters". She said "Sir relax and don't press your face so hard against the machine". She was a miracle worker ..I could see again..Praise the Lord. Brian I kn9w where you're coming from.

[@gega27tt]

Hahahaha I always struggle with the: is it better the 1 "click" or the two "click" . D:

[@lucymitchell1468]

Sweats nervously

[@rabbit0664]

gega27tt XD You and me both.

[@jawjagrrl]

I've definitely had a few in the "same" category.

[@TheDDDeagle]

favorite stand up comedians so far in no particular order Brian regan, daniel tosh, jim gaffigan, zach galifinakis.

[@littlefluffyduckling8380]

I love brian regan hes so funny!

[@steina1543]

When I first put on my glasses and looked at a tree, I was shocked on how clear it was. I was like a baby looking at Christmas lights just staring at the tree.

[@jpf2016]

Our band teacher impersonates this guy's impersonations all the time!

[@EricWarren]

"Are you looking at my soul?!?" Priceless...

[@beermesomebeer]

me too - just shows ya that you can be funny without being crude

[@funkybanana98]

"are you looking into my soul? you wanna tic tac?" BEST PART!! lol

[@SirDeanosity]

The coke bottle bottom lens bit was just tooooo much.

[@ronnietoots6797]

i never stop laughing with this guy..

[@OwlDusk]

my first eye test, i freaked out and forget left and right so i just stood looking at the eye scale thing like an idiot

[@MusicAnnieMovies]

this man is consistently hysterical. "How you doing there" "I'm a little uncomfortable.... Can you back up a tad? Are you looking at my soul? You want a tic-tac?"

[@celesteonthetube]

Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂

[@wishiwasmaren2608]

5:02 IS THAT A HUMP!???!?! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! I AM A MANNN!!!!

[@IceBearfor]

Grace Lippincott Brian calls the hump. I'm the hump boy. I'm going to ride this hump to Disney world