BRO TRIP 40,000: A Tale of Two Primarchs - Episode 1: Catachan Capers

[@alfabusa]

THIS IS A THING NOW. Hope you enjoy the pilot of this little spin-off! I want to make it clear though: in the future, the episodes of this spin-off will be around 5-7 minutes, not this length, I'll keep the 20+ visual stuff for the main TTS episodes. The only reason this one is so long is to more thouroughly establish the characters and the series' concept. And because we keep scripts that are way longer than initially intended and just go with it. It's a bit experimental on all ends, no doubt. Definitely fun to make though. Expect Vulkan, Corax and their merry crusade to go forth and visit many more planets before arriving on Terra!

[@sirquiffkuffsofmarsbars6036]

I have never had so much yes when seeing a video pop up

[@axjkalsok1058]

Bruva Alfabusa just some advice, you may wanna leave those notecards up a little longer. Kinda hard to read. Other than that, loving this new series!

[@GrenzRell]

Hmm you gonna try and reference the two missing primarchs soon? I haven't watched this video fully yet so I may have not seen it but I feel it would be interesting to see your take on them.

[@brosty9615]

Bruva Alfabusa Yo that astropath was THICC

[@Jaksio]

I was actually wondering if Emperor would ever ask Kitten or anyone else to talk about various regiments or the Imperium. But somehow i just coun't see,that Big E would ever care about them. So I guess this spin off is great alternative to do that because either Vulcan or Corvus are familiar with state of Imperium is right now. BTW I wonder what will happen when they reach Krieg. Empreor had forgiven them so i think Primarch will stumble upon most epic celebratory party of 41st millenium.

[@thorveim1174]

"last i checked, bare pectorals are no substitute for flak armor" Last i checked, greasy hair isn't a substitute for a helmet either...

[@rolandcaters7258]

I mean he is a primacy at least, even nude he’s immune to most weaponry

[@rolandcaters7258]

Heck, I meant primach, not primacy, why did my autocorrect do that

[@leobracken2316]

@@rolandcaters7258 *autowrong :)

[@TomPerryification]

This post, inquisitor

[@patrik9328]

Thorveim is Corvus’s hair greasy?

[@andrewmichael9201]

I find it funny how Vulkan’s optimism lead him to assuming correctly that the Emperor could speak and he redeemed Magnus

[@blackgobbogaming4236]

That why Vulkan is Da Best

[@jeffthemercenary]

Meanwhile his brother Corvus is a realist

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@jeffthemercenary in this circumstance not so.

[@d.n5287]

@@jeffthemercenary But he was wrong about Magnus so wouldn't he be a falsist?

[@ClawedAsh]

@@d.n5287 No, what Corvus said is more realistic, it just happened to be wrong

[@connorgolden4]

I love how all these primarchs think Magnus is some super cunning mastermind who’s secretly taken over the Imperium when in reality he’s just bickering with his paraplegic and slightly senile dad.

[@josephschultz3301]

@@drewblencowe7457 Honestly, the Father/Son relationship between Magnus and Emps is one of my favorite aspects of this series. Every time Emps show's his red son some love, I just can't help but to smile. Plus, well, it's fun just listening to them bitch at each other nonstop xD .

[@jackdaalfbrainork6392]

Imperialx Warlord And has a talent for finding failure

[@fumarc4501]

Typical family reunion.

[@DonAs-f3m]

Add to the list being a bad, railroading GM

[@haawkler3241]

@@josephschultz3301 remember the astranomicon middle finger

[@octi118]

That moment when you call for aid and 2 original chapters of space marines, along with their 2 primarchs come to the rescue... Seems even reinforcemnts are overkill in 40k

[@grayeaglej]

There is no Kill like Overkill o.o

[@Arandomperson1327]

With WH40k everything is overkill

[@coalitionofrob436]

Statistically amazing, most times reinforcements never come and the Guard dies. Or gets Terminatus

[@Am_Yeff]

They literally make bullets out of dead planets, what do you expect?

[@ducaoftheabruzzi]

@@Am_Yeff quake cannon?

[@alexswindley-wilson2762]

"I WANT TO BOOP THE SNOOT!" And in that moment, vulkan, primarch of the salamanders, was all of us

[@jaylynes475]

I couldn't handle that moment

[@Lonesoldier2268]

Yes

[@le_floofy_sniper_ducko]

@vulkin of the salamanders boop it Do It Do It Naow

[@Lonesoldier2268]

Yes

[@jx4storm838]

I wanna be a salamander! BOOP DA SNOOT 2020!

[@tomzhackray6116]

I just realised, whenever a Salamanders space marine walks they make loud stepping sounds, but when Raven Guard Astartes move they make almost no noise, I like that subtle nod to Raven Guard battle doctrines revolving around stealth.

[@jackmack4181]

Tom Zhackray huh I didn’t notice, nice ears mate

[@iambumbo7534]

Big chonky men in armor with BIG hands but they sneaky c:

[@doomguy1167]

Can you explain these doctrines? I can't seem to find any information and I'd like to hear the differing "stealth doctrines" /why the salamanders go stompy stomp

[@admiralwalrus3963]

Doomguy 1D4Chan is a good place for general lore/tactics of the chapters. Raven guards revolve around surprise attacks and stealth, hence a stealth doctrine.

[@superanimeniac]

@@doomguy1167 As far as the loyal marines go: Ultramarines: rigorous dedication to the codex. Jack of all trades, tactics-focused Imperial Fists: best offense is a good defense. They are masters of establishing forts and defending said forts, and have a propensity for bolters >>>>>Black Templars: focuses on melee, showing the emperor's will VIOLENTLY. Also hate mutants and psykers. (See If the Emperor Had a Podcast episode about black templars) White Scars: HIT THEM HARD AND FAST. FAST BIKES, FAST LAND SPEEDERS, FAST LAND RAIDERS. (See If the Emperor Had a Podcast episode about White Scars) Raven Guard: Focus on Stealth and ambush attacks. Hit them hard from the shadows. Salamanders: Focus on FIRE, and MELTA. They're also master craftsmen so they have really good guns. Also cool dudes. they're big, they're loud, and they incinerate their foes. Dark Angels: Hoard lots of relic weaponry and armor. Their greenwing blast from afar with hordes of plasma weapons, their ravenwing are fast and versatile while riding bikes and land speeders, and their deathwing use relic terminator armor to shred the enemy in melee. Don't mention the Fallen around them or you might find your ship exploding. Blood Angels: Get into melee and tear them apart with chainswords and lightning claws, all to get the max amount of blood spilled. They also have the Black Rage, where their troops are overcome with memories of Hawk-boy dying, and they just go into a murderrage. Space Wolves: versatile wolves. Ride into battle on wolves, shoot from afar with wolf snipers, have wolf dreadnoughts, have wulfen(DIGGANOBZ) marines charging in alongside them, lots of wolven melee, have thunderwolves fighting alongside them, wolf priests serving as apothecaries/chaplains, and rune priests using their TOTALLY NOT SORCERY to cast wolf magic. Wolves. Grey Knights: Super special all-psyker army, with super special relic terminator armor, super special guns using bullets made from the emperor's tears, super special not!dreadnoughts that look like baby carriers, and super secret missions.

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

*I W A N T T O B O O P T H E S N O O T*

[@thecrtf4953]

Do not boop that merry suicide bomber

[@PotatoMaster-sr9sw]

STOP WANTING.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*

[@PotatoMaster-sr9sw]

@@wesleybradshaw2609 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@thatonepsycho5157]

[Cries in Bird of Pray]

[@cactusmanofdestiny3708]

I like that in this, corax’s last recorded words would be: “...Okay, bye.”

[@gamechanger8908]

Perhaps he thought "Nevermore" is an overused exit.

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

Corvus - "So, politics are to blame then. The Commander of the Imperial Army--" Salamanders Chapter Master- "Imperial Guard" Master of the Forge- "Astra Militum" Corvus- "--THE WALL OF GUNS"

[@Delta-mo6hn]

a favorite line of mine as well

[@ornu01]

I really wish someone would put a time stamp for it. Never mind, did it myself. 16:40. Thank you, myself.

[@PJR7297]

Astra Militarum it's the Imperial Guard

[@PJR7297]

duty it's a cool nickname but not the actual name

[@PJR7297]

@taniths 1st and only sgt iron on duty what the heck is that also I know it's a joke I just said to go along with it

[@THESUPERCAT64]

For the longest time I couldn't understand how Catachan could let ALL its regiments go off world on a campaign leaving the planet unguarded to Chaos or Xenos. Then I stopped to think about it. Catachan will be just fine

[@actualgorilla5573]

Duh Sly Marbo is still there

[@russellbrown6888]

A Khornate warband tried to invade Catachan soon after the Fall of Cadia. An Imperial battle group found the chaos ships fleeing and the landing zone filled with half-eaten corpses.

[@lucareali7645]

Nobody is dumb enough

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

THESUPERCAT64 I like to think that the oldest and most veteran of jungle fighters decided to stay behind to guard the planet and when asked how many strakken replied “ a squad”

[@Numbers1516]

The average lifespan of off-worlders on Catachan, from entering the atmosphere to almost making it to the ground is about 13 seconds.

[@vegacomplex8290]

I like how Vulcan is the only one convinced of the god-emperor's return.

[@sheldon-cooper]

Man emperor of Mankind I think you mean

[@nickneckerman2220]

Its Man Emperor of Mankind heretic

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@Nothing In Particular no you are the heretic for he is not but a man one who is god like yes but still a man none the less

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

I always find it funny when the person everyone else thinks is a simpleton gets it right

[@randomtechpriest2644]

Nothing In Particular didn’t the inquisition disband by orders of the emperor of man.

[@spehizle]

The raven guard have mandated 19 day long naps for group cohesion, reflection, and mental health?! THEY TRULY ARE THE GREATEST CHAPTER.

[@slymarbo6237]

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[@RandomMajin]

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[@janehughart9290]

If GW ever officially announces Vulkan’s return I expect the comments section on the resulting KZbin video to be full of “VULKAN LIVES *stomp stomp*!”

[@fz7788]

He did i think

[@guyfieri148]

@@fz7788 he... Did?! VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*

[@fz7788]

@@guyfieri148 yeah basically came through the webway portal to the emperor

[@argentcosmonautmobile5672]

VULKAN LIVES!

[@thecat293]

@@fz7788 really, where can we read of these happy information

[@UltimoPlayer]

"I WANT TO BOOP THE SNOOT!" Great, now im gonna be reapeating that non stop for the next 3 years... (2023...And still saying it!)

[@UltimoPlayer]

Devyat nine obvio que si! Alfa es mi chapter master y lo sigo con devoción!

[@karverdurane476]

Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.

[@niktimofey]

Oh, he is dead again! VULCAN IS DEAD! AGAAAIN!!!!

[@jadenprice1463]

"STOP WANTING"

[@lewisa7325]

UltimoPlayer refrain from the booping the snoot.

[@aecides3203]

Colonel Straken: Or I'll send you out there with a rusty spoon! Death Corps Guardsman: I volunteer for this mission Sir!

[@westernspy3500]

That spoon is as close to a shovel than any...of course a Death Korps Guardsman would volunteer.

[@articusramos808]

Krieg: A spoon you say? Soup or dinner? Tea spoon?

[@aorkyork3405]

You called?

[@argumentumadhominem3977]

For a trench

[@toniwhalin6813]

@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg Deathcompany Marine:WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH

[@srbrant5391]

Out of _all_ of the horrors, dangers and pitfalls, the most poisonous creature in 40k canon is an amphibian no bigger than a human fist.

[@Dragonspirit223]

... Perhaps the Catachan warriors should load them into mortars and launch them at the enemy. At the very least, it'd be semi effective against Tyranids for a week. Might even make Nurgle happy

[@srbrant5391]

Danny Coleman They’d explode as soon as you slide your hand under them to pick them up.

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

@@srbrant5391 well don't use your hands then. Use a shovel or dare I say use the flat side of a very large knife

[@ogserpents5426]

They are probably bigger as the smol one was bout the size of Vulcans fist and he is a HUGE BOI

[@antoniosanchez-qd4cg]

The same in terra one if the most toxic creatures are the size of a clip.

[@supermagnificence7503]

"That's the biggest Marine I ever saw" *Vulcan looms ominously in the background

[@srbrant5391]

“We will be friends for a lifetime, small croaker!” Little did he know how true those words would be...

[@SpiritoftheWolf28232]

This comment is criminally underrated... for now.

[@thegeneralissimo6172]

>more vulkan >upgrade >more corvus >upgrade >spinoff >upgrade >wild sly marbo appear my life is completed

[@Delta-mo6hn]

let us stop here, incase the upgrades go in the wrong direction

[@mikeloeven]

Wild Sly Marbo used AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! it's super effective

[@franceschik1]

GLORIOUS

[@robosoldier11]

even pepe the frog has gotten an upgrade!!! Only the near pinnacle perfection of man could handle such pure memery by the barking toad. Vulcan is not only an offspring of a god but clearly a god in of himself.

[@generalirons9789]

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[@libertinarey]

"Ain't letting some prawny bimbo ballerina break our lines!" And just like that, found my new favorite minor character after the unfortunate and much lamented passing of poor, poor dominique.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

libertinarey that’s sargeant stone tooth Harker, a man so strong he uses a Heavy Bolter as a primary weapon and once killed a tyranid ravener with his bare hands. If sly Marbo is based on Rambo then Harker is based on Arnold

[@blazdevl]

Am I the only one find corvex reunite with the raven guard very touching

[@aawallace98]

in a weird way there chapters reaction to them retuning actully mirrors the prime arcs them selfs raven gaurd sad and gloomy salamaders: VULKAN LIVES !!!!

[@SHOGUNTAHIRI]

@@aawallace98 I think the fact that Corvus and Vulkan are literal opposites of each other is what makes this mini-series so memorable. That scene is a very good example of this

[@dim-flower]

Angus Wallace *_STOMP STOMP_*

[@VivaCristoRei9]

Corvus Corax and the Raven Guard are more depressing and unsociable, while Vulkan and his BOYS are very optimistic and loud.

[@drunkenskeleton299]

caribou companion *BOYZ

[@bennemeth625]

>No thicc astropath gf Why live brothers?

[@Ashathefree8]

Atropath gf is best gf because you don’t have to worry about ping anymore.

[@TechpriestNumber]

@@Ashathefree8 just daemons and the off chance she'll violently explode

[@NeverLookBackOnce]

@@TechpriestNumber So like any other women

[@worthlessclericbuild3866]

Warren Peace Gonna be honest man, low hanging fruit

[@NeverLookBackOnce]

@@worthlessclericbuild3866 Low hanging doesn't make it any less true. Granted I probably could have come up with something better.

[@marconarvaez9871]

How to make the Catachan soldiers wear armour: *YOU CAN HAVE LOTSA KNIVES IN YOUR ARMOUR*

[@lyrainealei7848]

A Primarch has knives for hands. Perhaps we should start affixing knives into the faces of the Chaos Cultists to increase chances of recruiting soldiers from Catachan towards serving us... I mean, uh, hail the Corpse Emperor! Yeah.. yeah.. *Punches an Imperial Fist*

[@alexrecrem9094]

Just make pockets in your pecks

[@deni140492deni]

Blade shield, Blade armour, Blade Blade.

[@FrstSpctr88]

Or top halves of two piece mankinis.

[@krysc3278]

@AKUJIRULE that's, possible? But way too dangerous, even for the jungle fighters

[@shadowbob34]

“You’re a child of the Anathema!” “The Master of Mankind to you…” Is so fucking raw.

[@hieioni3354]

You forgot "... craven filth."

[@CultofCultists]

"Conrad, tie your fucking laces." I'm about 3 years too late, but I most definitely caught that Company of Heroes reference.

[@monobryn64]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

[@Victor-056]

19:22 Ghost-Ferrus: "Flesh is Weaaak! WEEEAAAAAK!!! *Vulkan:* **Decks Ghost-Faced Idiot into the Mud.** "Da _REAL_ Ferrus Manus would say da Opposite, ya Dumb Ghost-Faced Ediot!" That line alone just makes Vulkan one of my Favorite primarchs in this series.

[@251spartan]

love the fact that BOTH Vulkan and Corvus are watching the Skhost of Ferrus.

[@wardenunknown]

It's what makes Skost ferrus so funny, Vulkan knows he's just a hallucination brought by his grief of his dead brother. But let's it keep taunting him cause it'll be hurt if he stops it

[@gamechanger8908]

Also despite having iron hands, Ferrus Manus actually valued the raw strength and ingenuity of the human flesh. He'd be dissapointed of his sons in how they became "Mechanicus Lite"

[@Godzillakingofkaiju1]

​@@gamechanger8908"I'd rather die than see my sons embrace the machine."

[@eshaanjain9379]

The flesh is weak But deeds endure Vulkan

[@frank-2martialoffrankoslav151]

"If only drill instructor Barnes could see me now!" Glad a legend remembers that game as well!

[@rusty7197]

Opposing Force?

[@rattles8789]

@@rusty7197 Correct

[@rusty7197]

@Numinous123 Actually, I've played it without problems on windows 10. Not sure why tho.

[@LarryTheMailman]

@Numinous123 Hm, don't know why it won't work correctly for you. Try checking if everything is alright, no firewalls blocking critical things from making the game playable, no false virus blocks and no corruptions

[@huntergman8338]

@Numinous123 I know the steam version works. Are you using the disk version?

[@phantomwraith1984]

Catachan. Because even 40k needs a place that looks like Vietnam

[@Madjo-qj2ge]

Catachan share Vietnam Jungle and Australia Fauna

[@KyrieFortune]

Catachans when the forest starts speaking Vietnamese: ah it must be Thursday

[@darkwhispersstories47]

@@Madjo-qj2ge the part of Australian fauna is untrue.. I dont see any Tyranids

[@Madjo-qj2ge]

@@darkwhispersstories47 as you can see, Tyranids stay aways from Catachan

[@thecommentguy9380]

@@darkwhispersstories47 assuming those weak insect would stand a chance against australia's fauna

[@ChaplainRaziel01]

I heard something heretical an ork said: “Crusade is just humie for Waaaahg”. When I spoke to my brothers about it, I thought the Orks might have a point.... Does that make me a heretic?

[@snakebolt2459]

Chaplain Raziel no your a smart salamander

[@Watcher-in-the-Dark]

Are you asking a Inquisitor? Then yes. The answer to if you're a heretic is always a yes lol.

[@fenorlex1126]

I do not like to admit it, but yes. An Ork's Waaagh is the equivalent to our Crusade, Chaplain.

[@lordfelidae4505]

Philosophically, yes. An ork WAAAAAAGH!!!! is, for them, an ideological and spiritual endeavor. It is their way of fulfilling their purpose and pursuing what they believe is their birthright; glorious and bloody combat. Similarly, an Imperial Crusade is the spiritually guided endeavor to take another step towards the birthright given by the Emperor, dominion over the Galaxy. Though the methodologies and purposes vary, they serve much the same role for their respective races.

[@openaardvark419]

And they also have very interesting guns with them when in a WAAAGH! Very fun to loot. I’ve got an Enginseer friend who has a bunch of Power Klaws attached to his Mechadendrites. Great at ripping up Orks who get too close

[@matthewmcguire9632]

I loved it when the drop pod opened and the marines came out just swinging hammers and smacking the daemonettes to shit without breaking a sweat lol

[@VA_Nightshade]

Love lore accuracy.

[@Abdega]

I know it's a crusade, but with Vulkan being imbued with Orkishness, I can't help but compare this to a *WAAAAAGH* in a way A *WAAAAAAAGH OF FRIENDSHIP*

[@fumarc4501]

Abdega We can only hope he doesn’t run into someone of equal Orkyness... Thraka rises.

[@evgeniblanchard675]

Waaaagh is just a funny ork crusade

[@skylark306]

@@evgeniblanchard675 And crusade is just 'umie word fer da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, change me mind.

[@dionwoollaston5717]

FUmarc they might visit the home planet of the ogryns who talk like the orks

[@asonofhoruslegionary]

Crusade is just human for Waaagh

[@harrysmith1711]

Nuclear amphibians. Cat-A-Kens. Sly Marbo. More planets and guard/militarum to come. And the greatest off-beat bromance between a jolly green, and quite mad, giant and a gothic big bird man with bad hair starring in the "worst idea for a spin-off ever" BRUVA WE SALUTE YOU!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[@noaccount4]

Sly Marbo can't fly. HE JUMPS GOOD

[@jonwalsh7636]

Who do you think taught the monkeys

[@OzixiThrill]

IIRC HE *JUMP* GOOD

[@noaccount4]

Long ago in a distant land, I, Tzeentch, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an *unspeakable evil!* But a foolish Catachan warrior wielding a magic knife stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Tzeentch! Gotta go back Back to the past *SLY MARBO*

[@eclipserepeater2466]

Shouldn't that be "...flung him into the distant future, where my grimdarkness is law!"?

[@ls200076]

John Merces uuuuh

[@HeliosDrive]

27:56 "If only Drill Instructor Barnes could see me now!" Someone survived the Black Mesa Incident before landing on Catachan II.

[@BasedFish]

Lamo

[@BasedFish]

Gman is a Chaos god

[@Triumph263]

@@BasedFish He may or may not potentially be Tzeentch in disguise.

[@voidwalkerbruh7426]

It does makes sense in that case would the nalithe not sure how to say it would but a chaos god

[@KAIFREX]

"Vulcan will lead you well" "Whenever he wakes up from his self-induced death napp" Made me krak like a granade!

[@mannofdober873]

OH MY GOD HE HAS KNIVES FOR HANDS! THE MAN-EMPEROR HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!

[@DonAs-f3m]

@Hoàng Nguyên TBH they called him the man emperor

[@Warlordrex5]

"Do not boop that merry suicide bomber." Never in my entire life did I think I'd hear that line of words, I spent half the day replaying this clip and I still come back to watch it every now and then.

[@jamesbailey4304]

I watch this episode once a month or so

[@Stuffman1861]

The two types of edgy: - Konrad Curze, who tries to way too hard - Corvus Corax, who actually makes it look cool. Kinda.

[@shoeberrypie]

Nah, Corvus is the edgelord Any perceived edginess from Konrad is because he gay, lol

[@iwatchyoutube4179]

Bro konrad is genuinely fucking sad and depressed as shit

[@wessmoore7894]

Curze’s brand of edginess seems to revolve around being a sadistic fuck obsessed with having others fear him. Also just painfully forced. Corax just seems to be a generally good and noble hearted dude that (understandably given the universe) suffers from chronic depression. In other words, a much more relatable kind of edgy. Disclaimer: most of my 40k knowledge comes from TTS, YT comment sections, and Quora answers. If it seems that my impressions of characters are off then they probably are.

[@samuelphanoto4565]

@@wessmoore7894 that's quite spot on.

[@WrathMilten]

@@wessmoore7894 Curze tried to be good, it's just that the severe depression, hopelessness and intrusive thoughts won.

[@davidkueny2444]

Wait. Just how much ork did Vulkan get in him? 'Cuz we could be looking at a huge problem. What if he lets out spores whenever he gets killed? Then we could end up with planets covered in biological factories that spit out entire ecosystems centered around insane, immortal, hug-loving primarchs. It's like the greatest bioweapons Emps and the Old Ones ever came up with just got wrapped up into a single, compact, ridiculously cheerful package. Truly, the tyranids have to move over. A new threat is about to devour the galaxy, in the name of friendship and hugs for all.

[@KeishinB237]

Id rather that then having to face the tyranids

[@marcusporter7565]

Keishin B237 Agreed.

[@Abdega]

All of our spines are in danger!

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

I reckon it's just that while he was in isolation part of him snapped looked down and saw the green armour and thought he was a greenskin

[@seanpeacock4290]

The Tyranids just want hugs, same a Vulcan. When the two meet there will be hugs for all. Then Vulcan can settle down with a nice norn queen, and raise a bunch of huganuts to spread happiness to all.

[@TheMauviet]

Vulkan should be emperor tbh He can't die, he like to kill people with friendship hugs and he could bring orks under his banner!

[@redsampler2017]

with yarrick as his militarum advisor..

[@russellbrown6888]

I eagerly await the day that a bunch of Ork Boyz just start following the group around calling Vulkan Boss, with Corvus getting more and more annoyed.

[@kazmark_gl8652]

I feel like when Vulkan sees fit to return in cannon he's gonna do so at the head of army of Ork auxiliaries following him as a war-boss.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Kazmark_gl I have this image in my head of a scene similar to the siege of gondor where terra is under siege by Chaos forces when all of a sudden above the skies of terra a weaponised moon appears similar to the one used by the Ork Warboss during the war of the beast which proceeds to fire on the chaos ships and then a smattering of ork transport vehicles descend and open their doors and out steps this figure who’s face is covered, who then yells” for gork and Mork, for friendship and hugs and FOR THE EMPEROR” running out revealing himself to be vulkan and followed by a tidal wave of green skins all roaring at the top of their voices and firing their weapons wildly

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Russell Brown the orks ain’t been getting much attention lately so it will be nice to see

[@canale39youification]

I love how Corax's edginess gives him the power to *teleport behind u*

[@noahmiller8042]

i thinks thats more of a thing showing extreme stealthyness

[@deadmeme8011]

"Heh. Nothin' personal, kid."

[@joshlee7449]

Not teleportation, pretty sure he can just turn invisible

[@ShadowGhost0117]

Lloyd Irving pretty much. It’s actually a psychic power he has that lets him hide in such a way that your mind simply doesn’t acknowledge that he’s there. It’s so effective that he could be standing in the center of a brightly lit auditorium with a thousand people and not be noticed if he didn’t want to. The only limitations are that mechanical devices such as auspex scanners can still spot him. Not completely sure if psykers can sense him since in this series Magnus couldn’t figure out where he was when he vanished.

[@joshlee7449]

@@ShadowGhost0117 didnt kitten say that magnus could do that too? And it seems like only mechanical things can detect him because the mask of slaneesh couldnt detect him either.

[@carrot656]

I like how corvus is literally the only one immune to vulkans bone crushing hugs.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

He welcomes the pain as a burning brand that brings sensation to his soul

[@greathoundlogan6000]

He likes the Hugs but won't admit it

[@gamechanger8908]

@@jefferycrouse4652 So he's like Spider Noir the type to let matches burn on his fingertips just to feel anything.

[@VA_Nightshade]

Well, Primarchs have advanced healing factors that dwarfs any space marine. As well, they have denser muscle, stronger bones, and higher tolerances to pain. Hell, Magnus' pain was mostly mental and emotional. Phyically, he was fine.

[@hieioni3354]

@@VA_Nightshade "I punched out one of his hearts! Why does no one remember that??"

[@DeathxJester13]

"Do not boop that merry suicide bomber" me when seeing the toads in MHW

[@ShermTank7272]

BUT BOOP

[@harmonicajay91]

SCOOT 2K4 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[@lordscrubugus9897]

@@harmonicajay91 *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*

[@psychocrysis2]

@@lordscrubugus9897 PARALYZED

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@lordscrubugus9897 *SCREEEEEECCHIIINNNGG*

[@lkvideos7181]

Sly Marbo is a simple man, he hears a Primarch in danger, cancels destroying another Eldar or Tau army to safe him, just to return to whatever he was doing in the galaxy.

[@merrittanimation7721]

LKVideos AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

LKVideos and said eldar and tau didn’t even realise he was gone till it was too late

[@FRD357]

Why not just do both at once

[@goodolboston4522]

@@FRD357 i think Sly Marbo was the one who took out the massive Ork and Chaos camps as well.

[@Toxic_Nazdan]

You can actually see he was already on the planet in the background

[@Tannershide]

... Danggit. Your depictions of Corvus and Vulkan just conjure to mind two of my idiot friends roleplaying through 40k. One guy over-blown, dramatic and grim dark as all get out and the other a frikken goofy idiot. I love it.

[@andrasbonitz3491]

It's also that they are ideal foils to each other.

[@SchazmenRassir]

It's like Vegeta and Nappa from DBZ Abridged!

[@devingendron2287]

I'm going to be honest, I'm playing a character in a Dark Heresy game, an Arbites from Nocturne, and I am explicitly building the character's personality as the unholy of this version of Vulkan, the Heavy from TF2, and Karl Urban's Judge Dread.

[@josephschultz3301]

It's the perfect combo, yo. One super edgy, grimdark dude to keep the story on-track and in-focus, then one Jolly Green Giant to offset the grimness and provide joy for one and all in the Imperium

[@OmniGundam777]

Devin Gendron question! Why does Nocturne have any Arbites? The salamanders live amoung their people. Who the fuck breaks the law when the village has a bunch of space marines around?

[@socoolmegacool]

I love how willing Corvus is to just wallow in the reeds before Vulkan lovingly picks him up and dusts him off. Very in character for both of them

[@Avossk]

Honestly I think I like the text to speech universe more than actual w40k canon, I genuinely mean that

[@coma4454]

Darth Revan Wasn't it OG written as such, or at least very deliberately tongue in cheek?

[@deadmeme8011]

@@coma4454 It was. The first named Inquisitor in the setting was Obiwan Sherlock Clouseau.

[@000Krim]

Remember, everything is canon

[@drren2134]

Yeah I say that the tts universe is canon.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

The original Warhammer Fantasy was basically what if Elric of Melnibone and ASOIAF were made by Monthy Python? Warhammer 40K is just WHF mixed with Judge Dredd and Nemesis the Warlock.

[@sadlislorfanproductions9475]

*Vulkan Dies every episode* Salamander legion:YOU KILLED VULKAN!DAMN YOU!

[@theimperiumoftheamericas8419]

Salamanders: Oh my Emperor! YOU KILLED OUR PRIMARCH! More Salamanders: YOU HERETICS!

[@sbraypaynt]

nek minute VULKAN LIIIVES *stomp stomp*

[@arveduim8024]

More like a South Park gag “OMG they killed Vulkan!” Only for him to just be alive again next episode.

[@man-oy6pl]

Vulcan is the Kenny of Warhammer 40k

[@willrogers3793]

*Sees Corax delivering his reunion speech to his kids* OW. THE EDGE. IT BURNS.

[@elonwhatever]

*cuts

[@Matihood1]

10:35 I love how Corvus's mere presence absolutely terrified the Masque of Slaanesh. The primarchs are not ones you want to make your enemies.

[@bkzomen1]

They are enormous and those monsters know what they can do.

[@wardenunknown]

Makes it better that in Canon Corvus is now a giant warp monster on an eternal crusade to hunt down traitor primarchs, who is also so big he can hold space marines like beanie babies

[@Matihood1]

@@wardenunknown I mean, we don't know exactly what it is. I think he said he had embraced his own warp power since primarchs were all made with some degree of warp fuckery. His "powers" might be what he always possessed but wasn't aware of.

[@Brigtzen]

@@Matihood1 yes, all the primarchs already possessed these warp powers, corvus has basically unlocked his powers, while the traitor primarchs sold their soul to unlock a power they already had

[@lolbots686]

@@Brigtzen what also makes corvus the most terrifying is with corvuses daemon form,he could lowkey go ala the vashta nerada,he could be in any shadow but the enemys would be so scared to go near any dark spots

[@weldonwin]

Just to be clear, if you encounter *ANYTHING* living on Catachan, do not, repeat *DO NOT* Boop the Snoot, or you will die

[@lloydgush]

With vulkan apparently returning with his perpetual status he has the luxury of dying.

[@manticore6963]

But it's so cute, I wanna boop the Snoot!

[@TheArklyte]

lloydgush considering that Vulkan can compete in size with Magnus and is actually the most powerfull in pure battle after Horus and Sanguinius are gone, he's not going to die. Besides Stracken already prooved that all catachan fauna needs is a good hug;)

[@tobbesama9809]

Do NOT boop its snoot!

[@Snickersnek]

Note the sole exception, Sly Marbo himself. It is said if you are able to boop his shoot, he will yell in your face for a solid minute, and give you a knife before running way. That's what I heard anyway.

[@cerberus400]

A white guy OBSESSED with Edgar Poe, a humble nerd who knows every thing, a friendly black man, a jock (or two), two satire-wise cracking brothers, and a mysteries dude, all presenting an entertaining yet educational situational comedy? HOLY SHIT...this is a 90s Saturday morning cartoon.

[@kyokyoniizukyo7171]

cerberus400 OH, christ...that is to true...

[@joshrobins130]

*Sly Marbo Smashes through wall, holding Marbysnacks in his hands* Kids: *Gasp* SLY MARBO! Sly Marbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *explosion cut* Announcer: MARBYSNACKS! The only treat in the galaxy that will make YOU feel like a REAL. CATACHAN. JUNGLE. FIGHTER! Marbysnacks are made with all natural ingredients found only on Catachan mixed with only the finest CORPSESTARCH AND ARE AVAILABLE IN: STRAKEN STRAWBERRY! HARKER CARAMEL! AND VANILLA! MARBO! ALL PROCEEDS GO TO SUPPORTING THE CATACHAN 2ND! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? Kids: Thanks Sly Marbo! *Raise fists* ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH! Sly Marbo: *Flies through roof* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Announcer: MARBY SNACKS! In Stores Now! (I apologise for nothing)

[@TheWeekendWarrior99]

Uhhh. Which one is which?

[@codyraugh6599]

"ummm director our Marbo actor called in Sick today, how did you find a replacement actor before i even told you about it?" *in the distance* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[@hunterskidmore1672]

cerberus400 and a damn good one too

[@Contevent]

*"Do not boop this merry suicide bomber!"* *"I WANT TO BOOP THE SNOOP!"*

[@ODSTrookieful]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[@TheMadmanAndre]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@1145223bena]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@ODSTrookieful]

*eagle noises*

[@fearthereaper9271]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

"Most people rejected his message" 8:45 "They hated Alfa because he told them the truth"

[@imapotato2349]

Raven guard Marine: "I shouldn't have acted so approachable" WHO RAISED YOU?!? D=

[@shadowstrider8295]

Corvus Corvox.

[@thedeadspace1282]

Like father like son's

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

He's in the Raven Guard.

[@kinglyknight]

Corvus appearing behind the demonette gave me chills! These Primarchs are on a whole nother level.... beyond that is the barking toad

[@lucasbeck1391]

Then chuck norris and then on an EVEN HIGHER level is sly marbo

[@theagenttoast9744]

"BARKING TOAD, TWELVE O'CLOCK, BY THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT, SIR!"

[@shadowstrider8295]

Emperor's tap dancing thyroid gland... EVERYONE! Danger! Retreat immediately!

[@randomguy3954]

What?

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@randomguy3954 Catachan Barking Toad sir! The most poisonous creature in the galaxy! It'll let rip a cloud of toxins that can kill anything if it's feelin' threatened! Even fully sealed power armor don't help!

[@ronlewis3964]

@@shadowstrider8295 ohhhhhh kayyyy. i don't want to believe you...but i do.

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@ronlewis3964 Vulkan, step away from the frog.

[@celticknight221]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -- Sly Marbo, 2017

[@Minotaur-ey2lg]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@royce_2452]

@@Cpt.Str4ng3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@YolomanrsGaming]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jacobschott6955]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@sovietnugget8237]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@R_Caine]

"Vulkan, stop unintentionally murdering my son." I'm in stitches, laughing like a madman.

[@kaldoesthings2720]

They should go to Krieg so Corvus can finally talk to someone about his super not okay black dark soul of tragedy and stuff.

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

Mitch Mueller THAT MUST HAPPEN

[@stoneifisaunt]

To bad the Kriegers will be happy cause the Emperor has forgiven them.

[@travisbrewer1641]

Unless corvas makes them think that forgiveness was a plot by magnus

[@Kc40k]

I second that

[@HoriTheRed]

How many Kriegers would survive Vulkan "Don't be sad" hug.

[@WarBandit111]

I want "VULCAN LIVES" to be the greatest WH40K meme on the Internetirium.

[@merrittanimation7721]

WarBandit111 STOMP STOMP

[@DrJReefer]

WHAT?

[@kalbearts237]

I Want VULCAN LIVES on a hoodie, and on the back it says VULCANS DEAD AAAAAAAHHHHH

[@Tnova9]

@@kalbearts237 plz let me know where i can buy this

[@skylark306]

ITS REALLY QUIET TODAY

[@PhantomRaider100]

I don't know why, but every time Vulkan appears and speaks, it always gives me a sense of peace and happiness, like everything will be okay, even though the whole galaxy is FUBAR at this point. Wonder if Sanguinus would give me the same feeling...

[@PhantomRaider100]

The Eternal Chronicler lol...

[@Grubnar]

Sanguinus would do to your eyes, what Vulkan does to your ears!

[@boxtank5288]

The Eternal Chronicler Then he'd rise again and probably unintentionally kill you with a hug.

[@Buzzy_Bland]

PhantomRaider100 *_WELL I’M GLAD DAT YA FEEL SO COMFERTED.”_*

[@Sir_Bucket]

PhantomRaider100 sanguinus don't give you big hug

[@KillerOrca]

Raven Guard Noises of Dispare and Loss: Literally crow calls.

[@randomtechpriest8460]

GALAXY, THY GRIM DARKNESS IS LUDICROUS!

[@randomtechpriest8460]

That is classified under decree of the Archmagos Dominus Cawl

[@redeye3869]

Hoàng Nguyên *[laughs in binary]*

[@redenginner]

+Random Techpriest its slang for a mechadendrites. Arch magos-inquisitor 40k theories speculated on if the emperor could be rebuilt out of mechadendrites to walk alongside humanity again.

[@vietphuongbong3441]

Hoàng Nguyên It's also a joke that... these mechadrites can serve another purpose than limbs. *tentacles~* Ahem.

[@laughingskull8740]

Shall I bring the toasters and cyber dongs

[@jsauer30]

Absolutely loved it. Boop the snoot had me in stitches. This is a really great idea for a spin off since you'll be able to travel to other planets like Valhalla or Krieg and have all sorts of shenanigans. In the main series you're kind of limited to Terra due to the emperors "condition". Thanks for making such funny stuff!

[@scottobrian845]

Yeah I would love to see them go to Krieg. They get there they're all greeted by hundreds of thousands of clones standing in precision and writing notes back and forth to each other and staring at them blankly. The Raven guard would fit right in

[@eatenjaguar9854]

Scott OBrian and vulkan just hugs one to death and the rest just do absolutely nothing whilst in the guardsmen last breath just writes down "I die with happiness"

[@TheAngryMoth104]

"Do not boop that merry suicide bomber!"

[@eatenjaguar9854]

"it would be but just a little boop on his noggin"

[@1Korlash]

Were the Raven Guard or Salamanders at the Battle of Tallarn? They might want to go there and get some elite Desert Raider tank crews. Plus, Captain Al'Rahem is a pretty cool guy by all accounts, and I think the Primarchs would like him.

[@elitesangheili7]

15:46 WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE HEEEEERE. 16:45 THE WALL OF GUNS 21:38 Do not boop that merry suicide bomber. I love Corvus.

[@Pattyobrien3]

Thanks so much, I was trying to find the 'wall of guns quote'.

[@TNTNinja2]

elitesangheili7 22:34 WHY IS THERE ONE ON MY HEAD?!

[@Juubi217]

elitesangheili7 you forgot about 24:51 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

[@aidanives4962]

elitesangheili7 6:23 Super Ill

[@ShaqNasty557]

T H E W A L L O F G U N S

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

10:40 absolute ear gasm right here. The fear in its voice was clear for simply being the child of the anathema. These are one of the coolest lines I have ever heard in my life so far

[@bkzomen1]

It shows that demons still remember what a Original Primarch is capable to do

[@brettharrison8478]

Alfa, you’ve outdone yourself on this episode. Not only do my sides ache from laughing so damn much, but the reunion between Corvus and the Raven Guard was actually epic as hell! Seriously man, that gave me chills. This Sub and Patreon has been long overdue, but it’s yours now. Take my money and praise, you glorious bastard!

[@Matihood1]

And don't forget about the details, like Corvus saying "nevermore", which was the last thing he said in the canon before disappearing afaik.

[@CubedQ]

Marbo a saint. A living saint... That would explain 5th edition.

[@Dushess]

He is reincarnation or Emperor

[@lycanpad1220]

Marbo's Star Child?

[@Ralndrath]

I think Vulkan is the one who truly deserves the title of 'Adorable.'

[@karbengo]

Yeeeees.

[@reveniantgoh7868]

ADVENTURE!!!

[@AbysmalGaming]

Ben Agar Adornable

[@Maganac1]

No.

[@SpecialKLSX]

Ben Agar then so it shall be. On the field of taco Tuesday that Vulcan and Dorn do battle in a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette- Forth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip poker.

[@MrEtamsorojam]

10:40 "You are a Child of the Anathema!" gets me every time, just the way the Masque says it

[@cryw1092]

The terror in it's voice is both palpable and appropriate.

[@matthewbrune5490]

It remembers what Sanguinius did to Kyriss and Ka’Bandha

[@bkzomen1]

It's amazing writing

[@TacticaImperialis]

Well, that was pretty awesome. I have to admit the opening section was really strong, justifying WHY they aren't going straight to Terra, but the whole thing was entertaining and informative (little lore pop ups really helped!). Can't wait to see the next stop, plus of course the eventual convergence on Terra. Great job!

[@deusmortis9751]

do you voice a character here?

[@TacticaImperialis]

Simarus Integra I do not - maybe another time!

[@darthrevan3342]

Tactica imperialis, can you ask you rbrother Strategica imperialis how dumb this plan is? They are going to left the imperium undefeneded for liek no reason... Eeeeeeeeeeeeerrffffffffff

[@DragonfameDracas]

I just wish that the blurbs were in a place so that when I pause the video to read them that they weren't hidden behind video text.

[@1Korlash]

Hypno-Thorax If you're using a smartphone or tablet, you can tap the screen while paused to make the letters go away.

[@Ephringael]

This series pilot is like a faint glimmer of light dimly shimmering in the cold, super-black void that is my miserable, tortured soul. Unworthy is this wretched husk of man to experience these insightful adventures. I would bathe my eyes in lye for daring to blink during this most uplifting journey.

[@alfabusa]

Corax is that you

[@Ephringael]

Crippling, dreadful woe is even too benign to appropriately characterize the searing pain that tears my undeserving soul asunder at the fact that my inept attempt at remaining incognito has been unveiled so easily. A pain I voluntarily accept, a just punishment bestowed readily upon my horrid inadequacy.

[@jamesj9672]

You need a hug!

[@Ephringael]

No, the undeserved affection stings excruciatingly with the pain of a rusty dagger flaying my inappreciable, super-porcelain skin one insubstantial layer at a time. My existence warrants only forced solitude and neglect, in the adumbrate penumbra of my own self loathing.

[@patton5283]

Dear god where is Grandpap Smurf when you need him, he would make this conversation even more interesting.

[@RandoGrunt]

I can see it now. Rogal Dorn (Lord Adorable) making the finishing touches to his impenetrable wall of fortifications at the Imperial Palace when Sly Marbo comes crashing through, heralding the arrival of the two Space Marine chapters, the Catacans, and the Primarchs. Distraught, Lord Adorable, as stoic and stone faced as ever, announces "I am crying." then abruptly leaves. FIN!

[@merrittanimation7721]

RandoGrunt Then the Emperor says "DAMNIT YOU MADE ROGAL CRY. ACTUALLY, THAT'S QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. I AM NOW CONFLICTED "

[@redenginner]

+Merritt Animation Meanwhile decuis the 27th walks into the room and has another roof penetrating spiritual awakening, nearly knocking an oribtal plate down with his hat.

[@stevenwang5148]

In his pajamas, with another cup of recaff.

[@Matihood1]

"You shall not die, NO!" The spirit of Indrick is strong in him.

[@emilyward3444]

“But boop!” “No booping!” “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!”

[@michaelolmos8257]

NNOOOOOOOO!!!

[@merrittanimation7721]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@loganb7059]

[prolonged bird noise]

[@rustkarl]

*squeezing noice*

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

ribbit. *[BOOOOOOOOOOOM]*

[@rhysulrich123]

13:44 This Man Has Knifes For Hands. The Man Emperor Listened to My Prayers.

[@NewGuy2534]

Please focus on the Primarch’s words, not his assets.

[@TheArcSet]

@@NewGuy2534 His SERRATED assets :).

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

I lost it when He'stan just blurted out "TERRA IS IN JEOPARDY!!!!"

[@1Korlash]

Jason Alcatraz He'stan is definitely one of the most sensible members of the group, high-pitched screams aside.

[@NewgirlNola]

I love how as long as Vulkan is on screen the background music is always either cheerful and upbeat or heroic and confident.

[@BlindRunner187]

7:40 "The Damocles Gulf was a highly contested War Zone the Imperium tried to defend from invading Tau forces forces under Commander Shadowsun." "This was of course after she stopped dating Kitten." CANON CONFIRMED.

[@HaloFTW55]

“ *THAT’S NOT FUCKING CANON!* ”

[@fallenthantos]

WOW this must be one of the worst kept secrets in the Imperium, on the other hand hope shadowsun and kitten get back together, she obviously needs someone with more melee skill to satisfy her if that's how she acted after the break up. ;)

[@ChipCheerio]

@William Signs but what's a kroot to a Custodes?

[@Tucker0603]

Damn it, I think they'd still be a cute couple. IMAGINE IF KITTEN IS TOLD HE HAS TO DATE HER AGAIN TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH THE TAU!! DO IT ALPH!!!

[@theimperiumoftheamericas8419]

Kitten: Did I hear someone call my n... *THAT IS NOT FUCKING* *CANON!!!!*

[@brendanmeylor8489]

Draigo meets Marbo The most ridiculous crossover conceivable

[@freedom4651]

It will be nothing more than a 10 minutes of shouting contest between them (if the episode is about 10 minutes long)

[@SiegeTF]

Marbo is screaming. Draigo starts screaming. Khorne starts screaming... and doesn't know why. The Eye Of Terror starts screaming...

[@dank_smirk9971]

Wam-mnebu #MakeFelinidsCanon

[@tanith117]

They are as of 7th Edition IG Codex. (Haven't completely read through 8th to see if they are mentioned.)

[@rykehuss3435]

Kharn the Betrayer, Doomrider, Sly Marbo, and Kaldor Draigo walk (except Doomrider) into a bar (in Comorragh)..

[@maxb9767]

The commander of the Imperial army *imperial guard **Astra militarum ***WALL OF GUNS

[@lloydgush]

****Cannon fodder?

[@reveniantgoh7868]

*Please replace Guns with* "Flashlights" "Casualties" "Human Bodies" "Deadly Awesomeness" "Battle Cannons" "Basilisks" "Mars Pattern Titanium Ceramic Balls" "Next Wave" and many more. The emperor protects.

[@melgibson5029]

Max B ****Astra Miliwhat now? You're in the Guard son.

[@baker90338]

The ultrafucked?

[@1Korlash]

FOLLOW ME BOYS! TO GLORYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[@Errow2281]

I can't believe it took me almost 2 years to finally notice that split-second frame of Magnus holding a cookie at 5:25.

[@helvarstark4282]

I just noticed that, holy shit

[@deathtrooperbonzai4931]

"Look at this cookie I just found."

[@Lymphaofallcolours]

Underrated.

[@Dragonspirit223]

MAGNUS FOUND A COOKIE AND YOU FOUND IT TOO!!!!!!!!!

[@callumleslie1680]

I think it's meant to be Terra like the holds the planet and controls it

[@darrianweathington1923]

Sly marbo... a.k.a. colonel from battle field friends... his first unlocked a bipod for his knife, now he unlocked a nuclear powered rocker for his knife's bipod

[@inkedseahear]

He has a bipod for his bipod

[@tenyokensekia8088]

Oh wow, he really is the Colonel 100 from BFF. Only this one never even died.

[@chris210racer]

He is directly descended from the Colonel.

[@fz7788]

Or one of the lost primarks (who knows might be disowned cos hes to short)

[@randomtechpriest8460]

*Excited techno screeching!*

[@glizzycutter2856]

screech!

[@monoclesquid9667]

10101010010101010101001010101001010101010111001010101100101010100111010-0111100101011010110101010101010101110100101010011110101010101011001010100101001011010100101010101010100101001111100101010010101010010100000101010010100101010100101!!!

[@techpriest99]

Maybe these two Primarchs shall bring us the toasters we were promised?

[@Tech-Kaplan-Kali]

A toaster STC would be nice

[@NodDisciple1]

RREEEEEE!!!!!!

[@EchoFoxtrotOmega]

"if only Drill instructor barns could see me now" I lost my shit Well Done guys well done..

[@EchoFoxtrotOmega]

Yup! it was great I miss Shepard :(

[@MichaelTheRead]

27:12 Sly Marbo is so goddamn stealthy he literally just _appears_ in the treetops.

[@SpacemarineSal]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@rendelnep2]

I shouted 'Sly Marbo!?' in genuine surprise at my screen. Best premiere for Worst spinoff ever.

[@Dolando_Brando]

I shouted at the top of my lungs at two in the morning and woke my family. They did not want to hear my explanation.

[@TheNillaman]

The moment I saw a toad on Catachan, I knew someone was gonna die.

[@l.greenwood8096]

Do Not Boop that Merry Suicide Bomber is the greatest line ever.

[@bramkraakman9534]

I watched that bit like 4 times

[@panzercreed5417]

"BUT BOOP!"

[@crackedhammer4612]

L. Greenwood BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[@OzixiThrill]

+Bram Kraakman I may or may not be above 20 rewatches of that scene...

[@Gr33nOfGrundleburg]

L. Greenwood This week in the TTSD-verse: Sly Marbo punts an explosive frog into the stratosphere.

[@mc-ps-playa5569]

“You shall not die, no!” God dammit

[@chrisdelzell8467]

How can he fly? No fly! Jump good! #samuraijack

[@zachseabass7414]

Watcha!

[@maxhay9098]

It just clicked that Warboss Vulcan just wants more boyz for his WAAAGH!

[@Dragonspirit223]

Me, who lives in Arizona: o-h-o-h-o-h-o-h-o. This State humbles me to no bounds! Cactus twice as tall as a grown man-Blood Red rock dust- and 120 degrees Fahrenheit of dry heat in the summer! My cousins who live in Utah, where the hottest it gets is high 90s: WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE HEEEERRREEEE!

[@Am_Yeff]

Oh i love that PFP

[@dovahwolf1397]

As a Utahn I completely agree with you

[@yourairconditioner7474]

this is a strange place to be talking about this but yeah

[@crazysith7809]

I live in Texas, where in Summer its weird for temperatures to go below 100 F. Its nice and warm when its dry, though on the rare occasions when it becomes humid, then it becomes unbearable.

[@AlmightyLoaf]

@@crazysith7809 as someone born and raised in southeast Texas, I can confirm: the humidity cooks you in your own sweat, and if you ever see snow (not the semi-uncommon pseudo snow) consider yourself blessed and cursed.

[@Artan9000]

Hey Alfabusa. I absolutely love what you did with Sly Marbo. I have to say he is absolutely hilarious. I have been waiting his return ever since he eradicated all those dark eldar. Glad to see he's back!

[@Kc40k]

"Conrad, tie your frickin laces" Somebody's played Company of Heroes.

[@kingkong381]

Kc40k I didn't pick up on that reference but I bought XCOM (both Enemy Unknown and Enemy Within) recently and I can empathize with him having a bunch if useless shits under his command, it really sounded like what I want to yell at my computer screen sometimes.

[@eatenjaguar9854]

kingkong381 yeah if xcom ever adapts an execution by firing squad it would have the lowest mortality rate in the world

[@jamesf.7431]

Kc40k its the american engineers right? Lol

[@percussionfellow6168]

Ah, someone else got it!

[@Buzzy_Bland]

Chromosome Wizard Hammers and nails, ladies... hammers and nails...

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

5:26 "MAGNUS FOUND A COOKIE AND YOU DID TOO!!!!!!!" To quote Adornable, yey. Cookie.

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

M&M COOKIE! :D

[@pranavghantasala6808]

20:26 "We shall be friends for a lifetime, small croaker!" Well... He wasn't _wrong_ ...