Ask The Brofessor 22: Thirst Traps, Perfect Beard, Rock Climbing

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[@rickniu4153]

2 vids in 5 days? seems the ending of 2020 is trynna redeem itself for the first 80%

[@ayrtonpask4461]

You can tell the world is ending...

[@Nikhil-ox6wc]

@@ayrtonpask4461 not the worst possible ending tho, not after this video

[@sethgaston8347]

Re*DOM* itself

[@codymoreland4496]

Were 92.33 percent of the way through 2020

[@cianwalsh409]

The bad maths makes this comment funnier, I hope you were clever and did this on purpose

[@MikeLaBelle]

“Maximum zero commitment”

[@David-ej1ps]

this comment didn,t make sense until that part came up in the video

[@alaskasnow3406]

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[@akshatmittalistheawesomeperson]

You talk about beards for two minutes how did dollar shave club not jump on this?

[@thapelomaraisane8705]

Brooo!!!

[@googleisfascist9278]

Cuz it’s to shave your beard not grow it lol

[@ImGoingSupersonic]

Because shaving gets rid of beards sometimes

[@josephmcgugan1595]

Or manscaped I was waiting for him to go nuts with nut jokes lmao

[@dwayneburrows1390]

cos they didnt pay him

[@zaid7407]

Tattoo artist: What do you want Dom: 'points at the wall' Tattoo artist: This one? Dom: No the whole wall

[@Nikhil-ox6wc]

@Brian Babin No, the government owes him money for creating priceless National Treasures. Two of them

[@daghoor6529]

yesterday

[@nimishpadhye3074]

1000th like

[@alaskasnow3406]

shù xué

[@starsable9209]

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[@XxKietzkickerxX]

I think his advice on beard was the first legitimate advice he has ever given

[@totelos381]

Lowkey all that I know about going to the gym came from dom. It's worked out pretty well so far

[@ItzOba]

He has a whole video about it! It’s actually really well done and funny

[@machielluchtmeijer7796]

That and the fact that you can superset everything with shrugs

[@harizotoh7]

He lowkey mixes in real advice with humor all the time. It's like 80% jokes, 20% good advice.

[@shoobadoo123]

... all his advice is legit advice bro cmon now

[@MrOrthodox13]

Christmas is early, God bless Dom.

[@Chris-qp3nj]

Dom bless God*

[@conservativeguitarsingerjs7937]

God doesn’t exist. -every atheist in every comment section ever that reads anything about god

[@calisthenicswar4300]

@@Chris-qp3nj bro you beat me hahahahaha

[@SnipeOSRS]

Christmas is early, because Dom's rent was due :D

[@joshbosco4028]

Feliz Navidom

[@mattaquilino816]

I need a broscience video about cars in my life “What your car says about you”

[@totelos381]

Bruh that's literally just gnarpm. I don't think the universe could handle that kind of crossover without imploding in on itself.

[@mattaquilino816]

@@totelos381 need that dom mazzetti spin on it

[@orhankaramov9880]

This isn’t a car channel...we’re not here to be weird car guys

[@ColoradoStreaming]

@@totelos381 Oh man Im so stoked for new GNARPM.

[@ChristianBeliever7]

Is this video was made, it would provide a great segway to gnarpm

[@feeboy1131]

The thirst trap segment was the most in detail, and scientifically accurate thing you’ve ever created

[@blahblahblahblah2837]

I was waiting for the punchline but it was all true. Amazing

[@Grandprixguffaw]

I agree

[@seanhubbard6033]

"minimal effort, minimal returns, maximum zero commitment" Based af

[@expiredlettuce141]

nah babe it’s ok i cheated on you because i’m based

[@user-fz3ip3ke8p]

@@expiredlettuce141 Based on what?

[@IceKoldKilla19]

Motto I’m trying to live by for real!!

[@seanhubbard6033]

@@user-fz3ip3ke8p based on having a hundred bitches

[@seanhubbard6033]

The fuck crack was I on here

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

If Dom added the word "rent" to the banned words on this channel 50% of the comments under his videos would disappear

[@yourbigbro9240]

Natty lad with the comment again

[@yourbigbro9240]

@Samus Aran yes

[@heksinh3152]

You've made enough comments.

[@alaskasnow3406]

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[@starsable9209]

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[@kj_ny_]

“Wearing a stringer as a skinny dude...” Shows a picture of Bradley Martyn 😂

[@vinnyv949]

He’s always busting chops. Like when he was talking in one video of gay for pay or gay for free and then showed a pic of Bradley again.

[@kj_ny_]

@@vinnyv949 Haha I know too funny

[@brokebloke45]

“If you want to catch somebody by their thirst, you have to catch them when they’re thirsty.” No truer words have been said

[@CharlieCopeland_]

This time he actually wasn’t lying about the new videos every week lol

[@Jack-bp3ns]

New video every TIME SIMPING SAFE sponsors a onlyfans chick

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

See you again in a month

[@nunyabusiness8538]

fake news

[@michaelbolmer9756]

December is the move. He won’t post again until March.

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

Dom never lies some weeks are just longer than others

[@killa2488]

“How can I impress my girlfriends dad THIS THANKSGIVING” dude, you gotta ask Dom these question at least a year in advance. Unless you are asking for Thanksgiving 2021, then I take it back

[@alaskasnow3406]

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[@wormwood7884]

Try telling him younare going to pimp her out and live off of her onlyfans account. He will think you are alpha and dominant

[@theogillan5510]

“Me taking testosterone would be like adding vodka to Everclear” That is amazing

[@alaskasnow3406]

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[@sunnycamacho5172]

Bradley's drugs running his money dry

[@DoomBowser64]

they still hangout?

[@willbrown423]

@@DoomBowser64 yes, they are irl friends and literally live together

[@DoomBowser64]

@@willbrown423 Awesome, so the comment on top is true then?

[@willbrown423]

@@DoomBowser64 yes

[@harizotoh7]

@@willbrown423 They're room mates? Bro-mates? Yikes.

[@kkandola9072]

@4:19 “ and the ability to climb things that they invented stairs for”. Mike is a genius🤣🤣😂 No man has had me in tears laughing more than this guy. I remember an old video he made some joke about chalk in the gym and he said “ apply it liberally, and when I say liberally, I don’t mean complain about it while you do it” and I damn near passed out laughing. His whole cadence is perfect

[@meganchabot]

I about fell off my bed thinking he uploaded twice in a day.. damn re-upload

[@ColoradoStreaming]

Bradley Martin is a Huskies fan.

[@frecklemouth6791]

Bro, that transition at 5:00 to your simplysafe sponsor was out freaking standing! well done! They should be proud of the creative talent that they hired for this execution.

[@Madeyoulook123]

When your little sister Bradlina wants a Christmas present so you gotta make a video

[@alaskasnow3406]

what if we only spoke with a map..

[@alaskasnow3406]

polaroid... camera... life

[@willbrown423]

Since it’s NNN I guess Dom has more time to make videos

[@kurobukorera9056]

The suffering is almost over

[@andrewpeters3210]

Merry Christmas from the Brofessor with a 2nd video this week.

[@31Ramble]

That THIRST TRAP is legit lmao. Broke it down like it was PEMDAS.

[@seanp2434]

“Rock climbing is a sport for skinny guys, who secretly want to die because they can’t get big” This guy is the modern day Shakespeare 😂

[@michaelt7687]

“... for the casual secret binge drinker” me: add to cart

[@soul7009]

KZbin was so shook that the video was deleted and uploaded again so we can believe this miracle

[@samdunkksu2b129]

The rock climbing bit attacked me on a deep spirtitual level. 100% facts

[@henrybaker1667]

The Brofessor is the reason for the season, God bless your his giant of a man

[@ivartheboneless7308]

I was only born with two things: perfect beard genetics, and perfect everything else genetics... and a club for a dong I DIED

[@RareAries323]

"Now if you're asking: how to grow a beard?" "Then you already know, that you never will" 🚫🧔

[@elving.414]

4:02 Using this as a rock climbing button. Love you Uncle Dom 😂

[@Raymook]

The Everclear + vodka equation was actually kind of mind blowing 😵

[@jayson1013]

Everyone, buy a lottery ticket, Dom actually kept his word and is uploading weekly vids.

[@jamesnorman6089]

The Brofessor of macro trapitilism at Gainbridge university is back

[@faeezasheikadam5160]

Oh man, he was so slick on the promo one 🔥😂😂, what a legend

[@fms387]

Holy shit he uploaded twice in under 5 years, it’s beautiful 😢😢

[@dartagnian105]

Dom please release another video, youre my hero man.

[@NASkeywest]

New T Shirt idea: Notorious serial lifter, “Ed Gainz” He was deadlifting bodies and caskets from the graveyard to train at night.

[@harizotoh7]

That is an awfully terribly idea. I lvoe it.

[@danielsosa63]

As a rockclimber. He is 100% right 😅

[@pyrofox1461]

i love the weekly videos dom spoils us with...

[@That-one-fish-from-spongebob]

Shouldn't rent be due soon?

[@aceplayys7847]

He went to the store

[@scorpleeon]

The rock climbing bit killed me, it does just seem like a death wish lol

[@BiffHorrific]

My body's a natural paradox,, A pair'a docks with two jet skis at the end 💪💪

[@ReinierS]

Reupload. Cause youtube crashed not expecting Dom to upload twice in a week.

[@larsvandorp1298]

Bro since you ran out of ideas: Make a video about people thinking they can get big at home using resistance bands or home workouts Or make a video about people buying training programs from Gymshark Bodybuilders

[@alaskasnow3406]

vodka pasta

[@aw2584]

Mfers get big in prison, of course you can get big at home... problem is it takes more time and effort and people who do it when they're completely able to go gym and use the equipment are mostly super lazy and can't be bothered to leave their house so im not sure how do they expect to get big if getting out of their house for an hour few times a week is too much for them like bro really

[@OdinCasts]

When he said "my octopus teacher", I though it was a euphemism for Assassination Classroom and I was so confused.

[@Ken-no5ip]

Doms schedule is like an olympic runners heart; only beats once a year, but when it does, it does it twice.

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[@guyami8892]

Wow.... Dom must be needing extra Christmas money this year.

[@azek009]

Dom's beard is graying, too much gnar pump, he's turning into a witcher

[@Maverick_1926]

I swear this is the channel that helped me keep the motivation up during my fitness journey the most. Love from Italy

[@F1ll1nTh3Blanks]

2 videos a week. It is indeed a Christmas miracle. See you this time next year when the payments are overdue.

[@ericbreker9919]

The level of knowledge you expressed with adding vodka to everclear is einstein level...

[@RedTurtleCorporation]

8:39 did Dom just make an assassination classroom reference? Knew he was a weeb

[@lavoncook9627]

“While My Octopus Teacher plays in the background” is wild af 😂

[@lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67]

Paradox with two jet skis at the end. Like the wordplay there.

[@penguin--]

He calls it a Christmas video but we all know this is for November's rent, and we'll get another video in a few weeks to pay for his Christmas vacation.

[@TheStoneyJackson]

Someone give this man a Netflix stand up special

[@mancareno4561]

SOMEBODY SPONSER THIS MAN ALREADY SO HE'LL MAKE A VIDEO

[@SSJ0016]

Dom, I think you're every guy in every highschool in my home town from 20 years ago. I love your character. Thank you! BTW the advice on beard trimming was absolutely great advice and 100% on time. Gems like this make your videos so good.

[@MacStatic]

Depression sets in hard after the video ends...

[@davidstang1319]

Child support must be getting expensive, two videos in one week is unheard of.

[@GiggaVega]

3:00 literally his best and most legitimate tip...EVER! lol this dude is the best. Thanks Dr.Tren Balone.

[@Miningfox]

I love how he is always reading out the names...

[@ttz4m3]

Dom is the ghost of Christmas pre-workout.

[@Adamame93]

Broffesor didn’t want to half rep the first upload so he did it again. Inspirational.

[@EdgarLopez-pv8co]

the TRAP breakdown was actually pretty good advice

[@southpoundham]

Thanks for the advice Papa Dom

[@wr3ncher]

New videos every week! A lie I have steadfastly got away with for 10 years!🤣🤣🤣

[@daniellee8558]

Dom how about seeing some merch with something along the lines of "Huge Jacked-Man aka Swollverine" 💪

[@hashimnawaz3201]

Omg the segue into the sponsor at the middle and the line about someone who wants to steal more than just your time, this guy is an utter genius

[@squeeks1990]

Hey Dom, thanks for the motivation been getting back in the gym. Can't wait for the reps for jesus tank to give me some extra motivation. Keep living the dream man.

[@NaturalHypertrophy]

Gotta delete the video after the first upload to confuse the viewers, right babe?!

[@yourbigbro9240]

Hahaha is this a reupload then?

[@philipwarwick8591]

Yep

[@KillerDiaguR]

It's never right when you've watched this guy from day 1 with 100% clean skin just gradually get completely inked out and now he's like 40

[@tupokraju3109]

This 2 videos in one week must be the craziest shit we saw in 2020..

[@pier6240]

I love to think that you will upload all this year missed weekly video during December.

[@cymaratechoverdragon]

Someone's received their insurance bill for the McLaren.

[@TheH949]

He wasn't kidding in his ad for his brand. He really is broke!

[@kylechin5613]

the innuendos and metaphors were extra drippy today lmao so clean

[@wmcarter6096]

Broscience ads are the only ads I don't skip ahead of because it's basically still a part of the bit.

[@derekdeadlifts2986]

Is everyday arm day? Baby Yoda showed me the whey to gains and said he always drinks his whey post workout

[@bilbobrownskate]

hmmm this was a suspiciously short time between yearly uploads

[@Jameyy_Jamm]

I think his real voice came out for a sec at 0:33-0:38? Thanks Dom, you’re the man!

[@kanaveluthra7160]

Doms videos are the only thing I look forward to

[@patrikd.7110]

"That's actually a really great question, which I will answer really greatly. Now, my body is so rich in testosterone that taking steroids would actually dilute my natural test levels" hahahha

[@tomino133]

You can tell Mike is fed up with playing Dom to make a living.

[@trevenbutler1625]

2 vids in 5 days , 2nd second semester is his biggest come back since slavery

[@ZHENRY-hl5hw]

The writing in every dom video is flawless

[@turnershultz2478]

It’s a Christmas miracle 😭

[@707tinman707]

Okay Dom, shoot us straight. Whats going on with you and Brad?

[@dashandblast]

Noticed this as well. They don't feature each other's channels or even Bros Vs anymore.

[@abekashem4326]

He was in a video with him 3 months ago, also if there was something serious I would think he wouldn’t use pictures of him in his videos

[@djdemille8496]

Highly stoked on this video lol it was like old dom videos

[@liltrizi]

Only channel on YT where the ads are watchable

[@RamenCupBMG]

dom and bradley bought a house together and promised it would be a "content house" and then made like two videos. sus

[@ryaan2007]

where u been bro

[@Baumannity]

I don't fast forward through the ads when Dom gives them to me because they are so seamlessly part of the video. Dear advertisers, take note.

[@marcramirez2093]

Thank you ol wise professor.

[@shadowxide1767]

Haven't been this early is 10 years because he hasn't posted in 10 years

[@Fit_Fat_Rico]

Funny thing is. Everything he said is true 😶

[@samuelmontypython8381]

For the love of god, do a commentary on the first month of 2021

[@williammarshall298]

As a climber and aspiring gym bro I am devastated by this.