Broski Nation Space Program & the Popemobile

[@keepwishin99]

Starting off with BBL drizzy is fucking hilarious 💀😭

[@sn98338]

I was dying 😭😭😭😭

[@CoochiesaurusX]

BBL DRIZZY BBL DRIZZAAAYYYY

[@opal7110]

our supreme leader is always on the right side of history

[@haileyeremia6911]

No fr I lost it at work

[@mawrkw.3774]

literally busted out laughing becus i was singing it 10 seconds before that. 0:15

[@SugarPeachPrincess]

Brittany’s “some of you will be chosen to be shot out into space” is giving me Lord Farquaad’s “some of you may die” energy

[@bec7440]

I literally thought she was going to quote that right after lmao

[@CW19941]

My question is, how is she choosing who gets shot into space?😂😂

[@kayashley81]

It comforts me that there are other cuties around the world who get the same notification on their phone, click into this video, and we're all locked in around the world at the SAME TIME

[@sh333lby3]

🫶🏽

[@laurenashley90]

Amen sister.

[@Lyn4ea20]

Exactly 😝

[@plop7975]

Period 👯‍♀️

[@head.in.the..clouds]

❤

[@kar0lkitty764]

The way we went from bear mace to hot ones to Apollo to airports to starwars was insane

[@camillelee-own8380]

I read your comment as she was talking about bear spray and could not work out how she would get to hot ones… should have had faith in our fearless leader! 🫡

[@fartmagus]

love our journey ❤

[@travisted8683]

10:34 not me screaming “CHALLENGER DISASTER!!!” At my screen like a 5 year old watching Dora

[@mttyp]

I did the same thing with “enzyme”

[@ValG-io3xt]

SAME I LOVE LEARNING ABT DISASTERS IN HISTORY

[@ck7979]

MEEEEE

[@plantenthusiast1010]

SAMME OH MY GOD

[@jordan-my2vl]

@@mttypi did both and then had to look at myself in the mirror and think of the parasocial relationship i have with this woman who met pedro pascal and harry styles and cody ko

[@justynapaderewska2149]

Me throwing chair across the room screaming ENZYME!!! It’s called ENZYME!!!! 👹👹👹

[@boatsandhotz]

So glad it wasn't just me 😅

[@SpookyPookster]

Legit, the one time I knew the answer in the weekly pop-quiz that is this show 😂

[@NinjaExtraordinaire]

Me with the challenger part 🤣🤣🤣

[@SpookyPookster]

@@NinjaExtraordinaire yes! I commented but deleted it when she got there... 😂 Can she just go on a tour where she just comes over to someone's house and hangs out ?

[@ljolivarez2]

What’s funny is that she said it isn’t a protein when an enzyme is a protein 💀

[@janaforkel1]

I sit in the cockpit of my BROSKA space shuttle. The autopilot malfunctions and I am forced to steer the ship towards the ISS docking station myself. I get a signal from the headquarters. It‘s the CEO and fearsome leader herself. As I listen to her beautiful voice, I lift my hands off the control panel. I close my eyes. My peers watch in horror as I crash the shuttle right into the International Space Station. „it‘s okay“, I say. „Brittany would have wanted this.“

[@jeandunk]

🤣

[@BroskiReport]

This is coming out of your pay check

[@invaderliz]

THEY GET PAAAAIIIIDDDD??!!

[@novemberaddams2779]

Lost my mom recently. I think this is the first time I genuinely laughed all week. Thank you.

[@Krista1030]

big hugs friend 🫶🏻

[@JojiePuppy]

Sorry for your loss. Sending lots of love.

[@plop7975]

Big hugs 🥺💕

[@jenna4896]

i’m so sorry about your loss. i’m glad this was able to make you smile ❤❤❤

[@shoogarplum4436]

I’m sorry about your mom. I’ve lost a parent too and it’s very hard. I’m glad Brittany can help you get some joy, I’m in a similar rough spot and Brittany helps me get my mind off it too :,)

[@melanova5]

Y'all, the person who made that Ethel Cain Spotify playlist is in Broski Nation, the same day this video is dropped they've already changed their page to say "BRITTANY BROSKI HELLO????"

[@AutumnProcell]

LMAOOO

[@sarahkidd9608]

I lost it after "if you can hear me, sing bbl drizzy" 😂 actual tears came to my eyes

[@kathleenheathfield5335]

“I had a panic attack so bad I had to listen to JAZZ” pleaseeeeee 😭

[@Thecelesteli]

Nah I felt this

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

It's always either jazz or metal, nothing else can soothe the soul quite like these (vastly different) genres lol. Just depends on the type of panic, if I've eaten, and the weather 🤣

[@cringewatchparty]

Me yelling ENZYME IT'S AN ENZYME at the phone like some adult Sesame Street

[@niron9255]

So called free thinkers when

[@kristinmitchell1608]

Doing the same with The Challenger 😂

[@zaina5127]

saaame

[@angelineburkhart8419]

Just took my Bio final on Monday so I was screaming “LACTASE” at my phone (fun fact if something ends in -ase it’s always going to be an enzyme!)

[@amandajay7922]

Not me yelling enzyme, lactase and Challenger at my phone🤣

[@kurichimu]

saw the notification, hands immediately left the wheels, hands in the air screaming BBL DRIZZY like it’s church youth group

[@NinjaExtraordinaire]

BBL Drizzy as our official church choir song would SLAP

[@kurichimu]

@@NinjaExtraordinaire PRAISE THE BBL DRIZZY LORD GIVE US THE BBL DRIZZY THIS MORNING LEMME HEAR YA BROSKI NATION

[@s18tamaro]

can we all agree that Brittany has a phenominal voice? she can sing like nobodys business and i'd love to hear her do an album of covers or originals

[@shannonceleste5557]

This has been fact for a long time now. Mayhaps you are not with it 🤔

[@rey-ez1pj]

@@shannonceleste5557yes because how dare someone discover a detail later than you did 🤦

[@jessiek.6892]

I wait until my depression kicks up to watch Broski Nation because she makes me smile and laugh so fricken much. I love her. I LOVE HER.

[@annalmao309]

while i was driving today, my mom asked me why i was smiling at my phone. “is it a boy?” she asked, hopeful. “no,” i respond. as my smile got wider, my eyes closed, and my hands slipped off the wheel, my mom reached for the “oh shit” handle on the door. “new broski report episode.”

[@kayashley81]

BRO DID U DRAFT THIS COMMENT or did u just write this in one minute cuz that's genius

[@sock7966]

This is what I call art

[@vanessacastro8425]

real

[@emmy444x]

I love this nation.

[@jessicaanderson6658]

I jst woke up my whole family ahahaha

[@jodioutdoorsi4095]

“Orange spray” at 9:45am EST is wild

[@ep-ie2pq]

It's wild at 10:08am PST too.

[@blanket4763]

@@ep-ie2pqand at 1:43 CST

[@anantganapathy24]

Driving at 100 mph, eyes closed, hands off the wheel, noise cancelling headphones and volume on 100

[@gumshake689]

lets lay this to rest already.

[@Blueb3rry729]

On the highway

[@groovyshroomy]

@@gumshake689no

[@TheLalalalani]

Original!

[@AwesomenessOverlord]

me when i need to shit lidderaly

[@maria_juenemann]

“Hehro sistor I wike yo wimple” had me on the FLOORRR

[@severelyworriedmia]

at least half if not more of every episode is Brittany just googling stuff and it’s my favorite thing ever

[@lexiqu360]

Google needs to sponsor her fr

[@hamsterstyle6152]

2:11 “F*CK! G*ddamnit. Bear spray is *not* allowed.” She’s so mad and disappointed lol

[@annalmao309]

"papa francesca" for THE pope francis is crazy

[@saveldenis3530]

Papa Francesca is a crazy good drag name

[@beebop173]

Papa means pope in Italian:)

[@Vegbee07]

@@beebop173yes, but Francesca is a female name. Papa Francisco is Pope Francis in Spanish

[@stellar._.sunset7048]

I’m gonna tell my kids, Brittany Broski made the sound effects for animal crossing. Because what the fuck that was so good💀💀💀💀

[@BaltoCreations]

Looking for this comment 💀

[@marisa8413]

It was Elmo thoooo

[@NarakunoHana100]

don't forget the realistic chicken clucking😭

[@zazzyrox]

I want her to play the wikipedia game where stanley gives her two completely random topics and she has to find her way between them via wikipedia links. I feel like it would be hilarious to watch her connect things 😅

[@zoe_sella]

Brittany is currently the main curator of my humor and comfort, and I think that says a lot about my current mental state. Also, in my delulu ass brain, we are best friends. I'm alone in my room talking back to her like we're in the same room.

[@averydearing1366]

Me too my sister in christ 🤝

[@demi0758]

“ a big black jet with a bedroom in it” 😂😂😂 CHAIR AND BATHROOM 💀

[@flipflop-x7p]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😭

[@bridgetsoundss]

I had to run look up the lyrics we sang that too many times during middle school dances 🤣🙃

[@taylorbigelow6229]

i saw them in concert and i was like there’s no way that’s right😭😭😭

[@shautumnarlow842]

CAME HERE TO SAY THIS I WAS LIKE BRITTANY WHAT😭😭😭😭

[@annalmao309]

brittany levitating above the crowd at the ethel cain concert like baron harkonnen floating over his bathtub of sludge in dune

[@NouNejm-tx9lr]

When I got the notification, I prayed that she would touch on the Kendrick Drake beef, but when I heard BBL DRIZZY I felt so elated

[@Mustgowon]

“lobster eating bib” while talking about nun’s was MAKING ME CRYYYYY

[@RubinaBlue]

omg i just remembered when i was like 2-7 years old i would have extreme meltdowns over small stuff like my ponytail feeling slightly loose or not being able to find my comfort food everyday to the point where id be punching myself, biting, screaming, sobbing, vommiting, trying to run into traffic, CRAZY SHIT.. everyone should be thankful im medicated

[@Tbahl]

Thinking the lyrics to Rockstar is “big black chair with a bathroom in it” GOT ME HOLLERING

[@amelia3514]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@haleygtattoos]

I was searching for someone to say it 😂

[@notdobbyjones]

I RAN TO THE COMMENTS WHEN SHE SAID THAT

[@annap7424]

Holding my nose and mouth closed to avoid laughing at "Skidmark jokes about the pope" in a very busy office is gonna take me out😂

[@breeblain5270]

this notification had the same power as “GOOD MORNING VIETNAM”

[@gypsydanger8405]

The fact that you totally messed up the NICKELBACK song has me rollin

[@cordeliajane9601]

lmao just came here to say this! it was a jet hunny. confirmed nickelback shidded and fardded in his big black chair

[@misslesley1677]

I just realized Brittany’s desk is reminiscent of the cool young history teacher😂❤️

[@madimueller6514]

13:05 *my roommates randomly hearing 5 claps and a poor rendition of bbl drizzy coming from my room*

[@pearlhowie7197]

I love spending Tuesdays with our leader

[@awesomemeg]

On the Challenger explosion. Brittany: “I remember learning about this in school.” Me: “I remember watching this live in school” 😩

[@ghostewolf9626]

i love getting stoned and listening to this, standing in my kitchen, making commentary the entire time like im on the podcast. thank you queen.

[@Tediruxevelt]

I’m over here yelling “the challenger!!” For 2 minutes 🤣

[@biancaalegria3312]

i came to youtube singing “bbl drizzy” and then saw brittany posted and then she started singing “bbl drizzy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bex_b_]

Not Brittany thinking the Nickelback lyrics “And a big black jet with a bedroom in it” was actually “And a big black chair with a bathroom in it” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@notdobbyjones]

literally ran to the comments the second she said that 😭😭😭😭

[@heidibangbang]

Her version is better

[@dunayaa]

Diving 120km (cause im canadian), hands off the weel, eyes closed and moose in the passenger seat, lets GOOOO!

[@dunayaa]

LMAO DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU BROUGHT UP MOOSE IN THIS VIDEO 😂

[@anged5142]

I hope you’re drunk on maple syrup too

[@ifuckinghatetheinternet]

WOOOO !!!!! CANADIAN MEMBERS OF BROSKI NATION STAND UPPP !!!!✊🇨🇦🫎

[@TwizzleTown]

​@dunayaa the unplanned moose mention is CRAZYYYY 💀💀

[@TwizzleTown]

​@@dunayaaalso *meese

[@abbysummers6674]

Brittany discovering Wicca phase is not something I ever envisioned and I love it

[@ailynntrevino]

I KNOOOWWWW I WAS SCREAMINGGGG

[@amaram-b382]

50:50 we also were taught how to properly site sources in school and I bring this up to my parents all the time!

[@sarahhohman2828]

Now Brittany, it’s “big black jet with a bedroom in it” 😂💜

[@equitation.equestrian]

The way I heard that & tilted my head so confused. Bathroom I can play baseball in ❌ Big black jet with a bedroom in it ❌ Big black chair with a bathroom in it ✅

[@emaleeallison20]

I was looking for this comment 😭😂

[@emilyjane3]

I had to google the lyrics because I knew something wasn’t adding up there

[@astrogirl927]

RIGHTTTT OMG

[@FleuriAnneViolet]

I was like WAIT, I thought it was Jet? Have I been singing this wrong all my life? Nope, I have in fact not. 😂

[@snbn150]

i was just dumped out of a 10 year ass relationship and broski is healing me thanks queen

[@katelyn6653]

hugs💗

[@ChatMort69420]

Welcome to freedom! I got out of a 9 year shitty relationship two years ago and I can tell you there are amazing things ahead for you ♥️

[@trump_will_lose_again]

omg i'm so sorry

[@kianahrwilliams1360]

7:16 WHY DID SHE SAY THAT 😂😂 “it’s percolating like a butt” I JUST PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BF MOMS KITCHEN

[@cierraeby3667]

The mention of Wicca phase brought back a memory I wanted to forget seeing him open for Balance and Composure in November. Hearing him live 🥴 he's lucky he picked bad lighting so he couldn't see the whole crowd collectively go "wtf" and hype up the bulldog named Gucci in the crowd instead

[@smallspice598]

Nothing like a hearty stew while I watch the weekly stories

[@kaciedurso]

10:46 my grandfather was THERE when it happened taking photos. He always said it was one of the saddest days of his life (experiencing that in person).

[@jaccaj1626]

Broski Report is literally my ADHD brain when I have too much free time, a random thought tangent and a google search bar. Good times!

[@rebekahnadolny8254]

the way i could FEEL in my chest she just posted a new episode

[@lydiahart3847]

Life’s been rough for me lately I was desperation waiting for my fix, I was literally throthing at the mouth sweatin waiting for this thankyou supreme leader

[@margaretgnad7001]

38:52 the amount of friends I’ve lost because I’m the person they’re embarrassed to tell certain stuff too because they know it isn’t best for them 🤣🤣🤣

[@freakindinosaur]

Legitimately just appreciating the tangent googling, it’s probably one of the reasons I’m so engaged while listening. Like I know she gets a bit self conscious of it sometimes but I think it’s actually so effective as a format?? ❤❤❤

[@anged5142]

It’s sooo good. Just like hanging with a friend bc we’re always googling random stuff

[@alinkabinka]

i love how this is an educational podcast

[@dennis_percussion]

Brittany: “if you can hear me clap twice” Me: *clap* *clap* Brittany: “if you can hear me clap three times” Me: *clap* *clap* *clap* Brittany: “if you can hear me, sing: 🎶BBL drizzy, BBL drizzayyyy🎶” Me: “🎶BBL drizzy, BBL drizzayyy🎶” My sleeping roommates: 👁️👄-

[@coralinah]

we are not in 2020 bro

[@CCA21099]

40:59 me with supermarket simulator LMFAO

[@briannacarney8281]

"I had a panic attack so bad I had to listen to jazz " 😭 unfortunately for me it's 528 Hz calming frequencies and standing in the shower just to feel water touching my skin to bring me back down to earth

[@chloe8642]

I WAS FOAMING FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE HANDS OFF THE WHEEL LEGAL PAD READY

[@emmaurbaniak2338]

this is the best day of the week. i barely get my crusted over eyes open before im on youtube

[@amandaolsen9538]

the animal crossing voice had me dead😭😭

[@delaney2816]

brittany, at the ripe age of 10 i built a rocket out of a straw, clay, and paper. my rocket shot the farthest in my class. i believe i am fit to build a successful rocket for broski nation

[@oliviathemoon]

april astrologically was actually so crazy with the aries eclipse and scorpio full moon omg brittany u are not alone that energy has been so heavy and hard to cut through

[@TatumGrace-kw5eu]

Retrograde too! It was wild

[@PlanetMickie]

I love watching this instead of doing schoolwork 🙏🏻

[@eva3-r3y]

Literally me rn 😭

[@chloe54251]

watch WHILE doing my exam prep YUUUUH

[@isa-gp2gz]

me ignoring my english project due in two days 😭😭

[@trump_will_lose_again]

@@isa-gp2gz real

[@jackwack5402]

3 SHOTS DEEP IN THE SMOKING AREA WITH MY HEADPHONES IN LISTENING TO OUR LEADER

[@planet.marcel]

good morning broski nation!!!!

[@oliviapasquarelli99]

Btw Head in the Wall samples one of my favorite songs from when I was a teenager - Head in the Ceiling Fan by Title Fight - great track for a depressive episode

[@oliviaowens9863]

Her praying to red lobster sent me lmao

[@MineKreeper]

The moose talk reminds me of that book Hatchet, bout a kid who literally survived a moose attack and lived in the wildness, actually terrified. It was a lady meese too so no horns but still fucking TERRIFYING

[@ChatMort69420]

Dude my fifth grade teacher read that book to us and I remember it randomly every couple months

[@eggowaff3379]

All eyes on Rafah 🇵🇸💗

[@Afroditagrba]

Another good day for Broski Nation

[@xx_edgynickname_xx7659]

dude i completely agree april was such a hard month i also had a full blown panic attack after i hadnt had one in months, i already knew april was a bad month for me and then the universe just said "aww you think the previous aprils were hard? aww thats cute.. I CAST WORST MONTH OF YOUR LIFE!!!" so im just here glad its over

[@graciestokes378]

April we had an eclipse, mercury retrograde, and a Scorpio full moon so a lot of intense emotions it wasn’t just you!! We were all listening to jazz in the tub

[@saramauszycki9328]

As a resident of south dakota, I am honored that our supreme leader chose to blast into space from our state. The fatalities caused by the explosions and eminent mishaps will be honored in broski nation name

[@jennaandmac1]

Omg samee, as soon as she said it I was like “awesome, I won’t have to travel so far before liftoff🙌🏼”

[@DruzyFairy]

STOP IT I literally woke up today singing bbl drizzy to my cat its too infectious

[@catherinemaraver1762]

Wasn’t gonna get out of bed for class but I was like “ Brittany plz” and she blessed me

[@Crashlee11]

My job thinks I’m getting up for work but actually I’m only up for this episode

[@Karmencarroll3]

Touching

[@storiesinthedust]

Me screaming “ENZYME” “PROTEIN” “THE CHALLENGER” 😂

[@neonindigenous3095]

Imagine all of us in unison at home “BbL DriZzy! BBL DRIZZZZZZZ-ZaaAaayYyYyyyyyy.” 🤣

[@autumnele999]

I'm currently barking, GNAWING at the bars of my enclosure while throwing my own fecal matter at the walls. LORD BROSKI HAS COME WITH THIS WEEKS RATIONS.

[@psylocke7673]

Going 90 mph, eyes closed, tuned in, hands off the wheel, volume 🆙

[@BigAlexgator]

Singing BBL DRIZZY

[@manuelalilliana1652]

my supervisor coming to my cubicle bc i about fell tf out when you started with BBL drizzy 😂😂

[@spongebobsoundaffect]

Was listening to this on Spotify and was so flabbergasted by the chicken impressions that i have to watch her mouth make that sound here 26:42

[@beamrbaby]

so hyped over the wicca phase mention!!! he is amazing. he has an album called ‘suffer on’ and it kinda saved my life when i was in the trenches of my drug addiction. he was in the soundcloud scene and im pretty sure that he still is and there are a lot of dudes who came out of that scene who are..not the greatest guys but he is awesome

[@ailynntrevino]

My jaw dropped when I heard her mention him, hoping he gets the recognition he deservesssssss

[@rhiannonmari1096]

Hands behind my back, no glasses on my blind eyes. Ready for our warlord 😂

[@alixluisa8798]

ITS THE FACT I STARTED MY MORNING BY SINGING THAT LMAOOOO

[@boomerang2075]

hey its me the person who listens to this every tuesday during painting class, i wasnt in scbool today and just randomly at like 2pm i was like OH MY GOD ITS TUESDAY!!!

[@iceicebaby4217]

April makes me curl up into a ball going back & forth singing about my cats

[@lyndagraziano2634]

i wanted to applaud brittany for putting voting links in her description....we as a nation really must decide if the winner will be kendrick or drake...and it's an American duty to vote

[@twilightvera]

bestie u actually got me to register to vote with the links at the end i forgot so u slay for that fr

[@Mari-vc5zn]

BBL DRIZZY VOCALS SOOOO GOOD

[@2D.is.anxious]

"a few of you will selected to be shot out into space" I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

[@oliviamoxley6025]

I always listen to the podcast early Tuesday mornings before the video comes out but i also always go back and watch the video version bc Brittany’s visual theatrics add SO much comedy 😂😂😂

[@Enjoyerdoeswhat]

Haven’t heard rockstar in a while but I don’t think Chad Kroeger wanted a big black chair with a bathroom in it

[@blakhowell9401]

She’s now my fav KZbinr,I just love the fact she has the internet by her side when she does her shows.. makes me actually want to hear her out, listen to her opinions, and I ngl learn a lot. You’re hilarious thank you:)

[@strwbrryshrtbaked4392]

brit learning abt wicca phase was not on my 2024 bingo 😂

[@feef2601]

the ford assembly line has the best vibe for the broski report

[@arctic9729]

It's insane how much joy your freaking videos give me hahah, thank you!

[@Rileyforbes2000]

“BIG BLACK JET with a bathroom in it”😂😂😂😂 I’m dying