Shogun 2: Total War Ninja Assassination Compilation

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@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 8 жыл бұрын
The most annoying thing in Shogun 2: Watching these scenes all the way through, and being like "All right! That stupid character that's been giving me hell for months is finally dead!" And then you close the video and the game's just like "Wounded." Apparently my ninja planted that knife in his nose rather than his head.
@koboz9321
@koboz9321 7 жыл бұрын
Buzzy Bland lol true!!!
@Romulu_s
@Romulu_s 6 жыл бұрын
That's when I get rid of the ninja, cause it pisses me off so much.
@jnafach
@jnafach 6 жыл бұрын
I hate that
@xxfalconarasxx5659
@xxfalconarasxx5659 5 жыл бұрын
Unlike in most forms of media, it is not always easy to kill a person in real life. Even a blow to the head isn't guaranteed to kill a target. The survival rate of gunshot wounds to the head is about 30% in the short term, and about 8% in the long term. Of course, bullets do far more damage to your brain than blades, as they cavitate the tissue and can bounce around in the skull, so the survival rate of stab wounds to the head is probably even higher.
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 5 жыл бұрын
I mean you're next to the body, check if he's actually dead!
@Siphine
@Siphine 10 жыл бұрын
It made me sad when Rome 2 took out the cinematics, it made the game feel more alive somehow, watching the tense clips, praying that your assassin isn't discovered or killed. The memories....
@goldeneagle8721
@goldeneagle8721 9 жыл бұрын
Siphine you came from angryjoe show didn't you?
@luisgalvan2793
@luisgalvan2793 9 жыл бұрын
+Siphine Lets hope Warhammer total war bring them again :D
@twiliblade
@twiliblade 9 жыл бұрын
+Luis Galvan probably not because of effort, all those race types e.c.t
@jamiesnack
@jamiesnack 7 жыл бұрын
i mean, you _can_ still play it
@sryan9547
@sryan9547 7 жыл бұрын
The problem with Rome 2 is all the different cultures, you would need videos for Roman, Greeks, Africans, Iberians, Easterners, Barbarians and Scythians. It's easier with Japan because you can use the same videos for every faction.
@WizardOfMinecraftia
@WizardOfMinecraftia 9 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story - Don't be a general writing fanfiction at night alone, or else you're fucked.
@KishinamiNoMae
@KishinamiNoMae 9 жыл бұрын
+WindBlownLoincloth "Some say the great general is writing a fiction about two men embracing each other passionately, every damn night" AND thus yaoi is born! AND also the reason why they are being hunted....
@rektaldischarge7496
@rektaldischarge7496 9 жыл бұрын
+WindBlownLoincloth Or on a balcony thinking what your Fanfiction should be about., or else you will get spartan kicked.
@mareksicinski3726
@mareksicinski3726 2 жыл бұрын
fanfiction?also they are not often alone
@SSA-qb6pb
@SSA-qb6pb 2 жыл бұрын
WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO BECOME NINJA THEY MUST BE ORIGINS OF HENTAIS
@GnosisZX
@GnosisZX 11 жыл бұрын
Never have dinner,write or strategize under trees ninjas might be lurking there
@boruchan7636
@boruchan7636 5 жыл бұрын
GnosisZX that’s what grandpa learned in Nam
@samuraijackoff5354
@samuraijackoff5354 5 жыл бұрын
Jonas Hensley My father was the Ninja of Nam
@MrDosonhai
@MrDosonhai 3 жыл бұрын
@@boruchan7636 You can never be safe in Nam. Every bush can be a Vietcong in there :))
@Ruina11
@Ruina11 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrDosonhai Nature is the Vietcong Force
@kevinbandong9334
@kevinbandong9334 2 жыл бұрын
reminds me, Riddick
@paulliu8502
@paulliu8502 8 жыл бұрын
The last general sure gave the ninja a run for his money
@nerfthebush7596
@nerfthebush7596 8 жыл бұрын
+Lapiz Bouchaut well, the ninja had the upper hand, he used a blinding grenade before clashing blades
@nerfthebush7596
@nerfthebush7596 8 жыл бұрын
Lapiz Bouchaut Yet, the Ninja still had the advantage
@hectoriiinuqui9213
@hectoriiinuqui9213 8 жыл бұрын
It's a reference to a story where Uesugi Kenshin himself sneaked into Takeda Shingen's abode to assassinate him only for the Daimyo to fend off his attacks with a War Fan
@vincegalila7211
@vincegalila7211 5 жыл бұрын
@@Zilap9 skill doesn't make you unkillable
@zachdillenger5468
@zachdillenger5468 5 жыл бұрын
@Mister Guy Um your comment is wrong it's beyond funny. 1. The Samurai did not believe in sneaking around and trying to kill their foe like that, they believed in fighting upfront like a man, to go against this was against EVERYTHING samurai stood for. So no a SAMURAI would NEVER act like some assassin. That would be shameful and cowardly and they would sooner kill themselves. 2. Historical speaking Ninja's where peasants etc lower class who rebelled against the upper class so they relied on dirty tricks and sneaking around at night because they could never match the Samurai sword to sword. Etc a Ninja would lose to a Samurai who spent years and years and years learning the way of the sword
@simonepazsimon7219
@simonepazsimon7219 3 жыл бұрын
4:56 Shinobi: "Hello There!" *throws a knife/kunai* Daimyo/target: *blocks thrown object* "Aaaaah General Shinobi!"
@lavishlifezeene2439
@lavishlifezeene2439 2 жыл бұрын
if only more people in the world understood that joke we would be in such a better place
@Ruina11
@Ruina11 10 ай бұрын
*Daimyo straight up duels him with 4 katanas*
@ellis4091
@ellis4091 8 ай бұрын
*Ninja shoots at the daimyo* "So uncivilized"
@Revolutionary_Fish
@Revolutionary_Fish Ай бұрын
Pros: "Dodged a Shinobi" Cons: "Fighting the Shinobi"
@mariosvferretti
@mariosvferretti 6 жыл бұрын
Been playing recently. I had this ninja who literally failed every single mission and some how buddy kept surviving. In the end I sent him back to the Mizu Shobai district to live out his last remaining years in peace. 😎
@flaggy185
@flaggy185 3 жыл бұрын
After being executed for SHAMEFUL DISPLAY
@CHEESYHEAD684
@CHEESYHEAD684 2 жыл бұрын
Quite wholesome.
@Ruina11
@Ruina11 2 жыл бұрын
Then gets arrested by a Metsuke
@theoverthinkingalien224
@theoverthinkingalien224 2 жыл бұрын
@@flaggy185 Shamefur dispray.
@lucasquintanilla1673
@lucasquintanilla1673 2 жыл бұрын
Lol this sounds like something out of a writing prompt
@nadhifbhagawantahadiprayit975
@nadhifbhagawantahadiprayit975 9 жыл бұрын
that daimyo on the last assasination was badass blocked a knife with a fan
@ZackExplorer28
@ZackExplorer28 7 жыл бұрын
that was a fan? i thought it was a little guitar.
@brainwasher9876
@brainwasher9876 7 жыл бұрын
@Zack Wolf-Fox War Fan.
@sewanendonliraidn2007
@sewanendonliraidn2007 5 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Dance war guitar
@_aquamarina9308
@_aquamarina9308 5 жыл бұрын
@@ZackExplorer28 i laugh out loud in midnight when see your comment, a War Guitar lol!!
@DoctorDeath147
@DoctorDeath147 4 жыл бұрын
Electric Fan
@Glitchyetiad
@Glitchyetiad 8 жыл бұрын
3:37 Dont worry man we all dream about our waifus ;)
@goldenexperience4569
@goldenexperience4569 3 жыл бұрын
Selam
@SergioKoolhaas
@SergioKoolhaas 10 жыл бұрын
4:59 I've been expecting you!
@artisticbang9111
@artisticbang9111 7 жыл бұрын
Sergio Koolhaas but did not expect the flash bang...
@alphatrex612
@alphatrex612 5 жыл бұрын
Ninja: Boo bitch. *Denied* Ninja: Nigga what?
@Yceb0x
@Yceb0x 5 жыл бұрын
NANI?!?
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 4 жыл бұрын
Ninja : be ya didnt see this coming "throws flash nade
@grizzlyowlbear3538
@grizzlyowlbear3538 3 жыл бұрын
@@alphatrex612 "Ninja what?"
@Vikingr4Jesus5919
@Vikingr4Jesus5919 5 жыл бұрын
1:22 "Yes, I heard you, assassin. But I owed that guy some money, so..."
@looneypersoney
@looneypersoney 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody needs to know 🙊
@mattdavid434
@mattdavid434 11 жыл бұрын
0:21 - It's the Dojo of Scotland!
@giuseppedaddio9176
@giuseppedaddio9176 6 жыл бұрын
Matt David Medieval III confirmed!
@sauronmordor7494
@sauronmordor7494 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@HeroAndReporter
@HeroAndReporter 7 жыл бұрын
4:47 stealth in skyrim
@Dfathurr
@Dfathurr 4 жыл бұрын
Sneak 100
@Dracomir
@Dracomir 3 жыл бұрын
In Sekiro) Enemies don't see nothing (but not bosses - they always can see you)
@simonnachreiner8380
@simonnachreiner8380 9 ай бұрын
Human peripheral vision is remarkably shit at seeing anything not moving or changing especially in the dark. Of course if anything moves in the periphery we’re on it In a flash as our ancestors that failed that spot check got eaten.
@AzureSkyCiel
@AzureSkyCiel 10 жыл бұрын
Somehow, the strategy meeting assassination was just hilarious with how oblivious everyone was.
@Porterhaus94
@Porterhaus94 13 жыл бұрын
These cinematics are very soothing and entertaining at the same time! Quiet, summer cricket background music, quiet stealth, and more creates the perfect calming down factor! I recommend this to anyone frustrated or tense who wants to blow off steam!
@Eravel
@Eravel 11 жыл бұрын
4:45 Camouflage.
@hoob1810
@hoob1810 6 жыл бұрын
Rofl
@thenorthstarsamurai
@thenorthstarsamurai 5 жыл бұрын
he was looking in the other way and ninjas are actually really hard to see in the dark but that close is kinda stupid
@thenorthstarsamurai
@thenorthstarsamurai 5 жыл бұрын
he was looking in the other way and ninjas are actually really hard to see in the dark but that close is kinda stupid
@mustard4762
@mustard4762 3 жыл бұрын
Camoflaj
@braniacc
@braniacc 8 жыл бұрын
4:08-4:28 Ok, not sure if that was the dumbest thing I ever saw an assassin do, or the ballsiest.
@Loki-Doki
@Loki-Doki 8 жыл бұрын
Alouitious Teapot yeah
@JackalEtheriasu
@JackalEtheriasu 8 жыл бұрын
Is the power ofte shumpa ninjatou
@keithlee4081
@keithlee4081 8 жыл бұрын
Alouitious Teapot looked like what Spiderman would do
@MM-vs2et
@MM-vs2et 6 жыл бұрын
When I saw the dude, I was like, What is that fucker doing, and how the hell did it work!
@Olzme
@Olzme 6 жыл бұрын
Martin Anthonyo the ninja probably saw the other two were looking at the map and so looking down. Still way to risky to do that though
@thedawkturr4481
@thedawkturr4481 4 жыл бұрын
4:56 Shinobi: Omae wa, mou shinderu! *_Daimyo blocks throwing knife_* Shinobi: _NANI!?_
@sauronmordor7494
@sauronmordor7494 3 жыл бұрын
;)
@Vikingr4Jesus5919
@Vikingr4Jesus5919 7 жыл бұрын
I'm no expert, yet here's my favourite and why: The one poisoning water by use of a nigh invisible smooth thread. If trained well, the Ninja can: 1) Remain hidden whilst killing the target 2) Target has a high chance of not noticing it, whether there be a bodyguard near or not. 3) No noise except from target's last breath 4) If investigated, chances are highest that they mistake it for a natural death, as there is no blood marks or signs of a fight. 5) Ninja can stay hidden even if a bodyguard saw the death of the one he was supposed to protect. So in short, I like that version best because it is way more secretive, just as effective as a sharp blade, no need for killing guards along the way (you can climb in the tree, this takes no killing of guards I assume xD ), and the confusion is the highest! It is not certain whether he was assassinated until after much uncertain examinations - and in war, a delayed army can prove disastrous! As Napoleon once stated; "battles are won and lost in the matter of an hour".
@jayive34
@jayive34 9 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that's actually Sake.
@Porterhaus94
@Porterhaus94 9 жыл бұрын
Good ASMR background sounds. Chills me down everytime.
@VentiVonOsterreich
@VentiVonOsterreich 9 жыл бұрын
4:58 - 5:00 did the knife just switch places?
@gamprhabanero5351
@gamprhabanero5351 9 жыл бұрын
+Girom Christian Calica Talk about cutscene mistake!
@chidorechidore4230
@chidorechidore4230 8 жыл бұрын
+Girom Christian Calica No i just watched at 0.25 speed and it does not
@gamprhabanero5351
@gamprhabanero5351 8 жыл бұрын
Chidore Chidore It does! The knife is in the left side of the fan when it hits, but is in the right side when he puts it away.
@kaijuslayer3334
@kaijuslayer3334 5 жыл бұрын
Chidore Chidore Dang dude. You’re blind.
@infernox246
@infernox246 5 жыл бұрын
It did
@MrUnspeakablyable
@MrUnspeakablyable 9 жыл бұрын
This is why the next Assassin's Creed should be set in feudal Japan!
@risenangelplays8897
@risenangelplays8897 8 жыл бұрын
I know, thing is ubisoft say's they only make assassins creed games for minor historical events, or a little less used as much, for gaming :)
@theblackcross8932
@theblackcross8932 8 жыл бұрын
+FaZe_Elite only make games for minor historical events????then what was the American war in AC 3?was that minor?
@risenangelplays8897
@risenangelplays8897 8 жыл бұрын
+Csaba Seres I also said not used as much in gaming..
@theblackcross8932
@theblackcross8932 8 жыл бұрын
Sidar Erdem well they were not a world changing things but the Crusades and 1 and Italian renaissance in 2 and Golden Age of Piracy in 4 was still major events.
@theblackcross8932
@theblackcross8932 8 жыл бұрын
Sidar Erdem well yeah in their way they did have great impacts.
@Unit72
@Unit72 14 жыл бұрын
WOW. That last one especially, thank you for these! I hope u continue to capture the rest of the agents as well as the game releases. These are awsome!
@paulblana
@paulblana 8 жыл бұрын
4:31 Ninja's like: These guys are dumbasses!
@Lapran3
@Lapran3 5 жыл бұрын
3:08 So we’re just gonna gloss over the ninja killing a daimyo with a goddamn Rider Kick?
@Warmaker01
@Warmaker01 13 жыл бұрын
Your Ninja can kill someone for good, and it depends on the individual ninja's own skills and your clan's bonus + chi arts development. I had a highly skilled one that was extremely deadly that I sent ahead of my armies to kill important generals / daimyo. He got good enough that his strategic map model and 3d portrait showed him with a badass horned oni (demon) mask.
@pofig2335
@pofig2335 9 жыл бұрын
3:07 I almost had had heart attack from laughing.
@Supperdude9
@Supperdude9 4 жыл бұрын
Blades and poison work, but gravity does the job just as fine.
@looneypersoney
@looneypersoney 3 жыл бұрын
YEET
@azurebookllet9216
@azurebookllet9216 2 жыл бұрын
The failure where the general just crouches and it's the shinobi who flies off the balcony is even funnier, imo.
@gordonkroman1211
@gordonkroman1211 8 жыл бұрын
1:36 "huO? huo? huuoo?? huo?"
@Moofenic
@Moofenic 8 жыл бұрын
Gordon Kroman XD
@Niffie
@Niffie 6 жыл бұрын
They said "Dono!" which means "Master!" Now get out there and learn some more language. They're fun to learn.
@yz5470
@yz5470 6 жыл бұрын
@@Niffie To be fair it wasn't very clear. Japanese are palatalized and not to mention they tend to add different variety of voice and dialects so yeah. Ever heard of a Scottish person speaking English?
@hahalee8355
@hahalee8355 5 жыл бұрын
SnippleSnapple no,it's 殿(to no)どの(dono)mean what kind of or how much
@maxmuller8633
@maxmuller8633 5 жыл бұрын
@@yz5470 Beitch? A Scottish speaking English sounds like a person whose mouth is full of food
@elephantofdoom
@elephantofdoom 8 жыл бұрын
0:55 he just leaves the knife in the blade? No wonder it costs the same as recruiting 300 samurai to have a guy I already pay to kill one guy, those must be really nice blades!
@lowqualityshitposts8860
@lowqualityshitposts8860 7 жыл бұрын
"hey let's dress up as a ninja so they know my intention"
@thenorthstarsamurai
@thenorthstarsamurai 5 жыл бұрын
its supposed to blend in the darkness
@TheChairmaker
@TheChairmaker 5 жыл бұрын
The actual ninjas would wear whatever they needed to complete their mission- they could be dressed as a guard or a servant to get close to their target. The ninja outfit as we know it comes from Japanese theater where the stagehands would wear it to blend into the dark background, making it easier for the audience to ignore them since they're not supposed to be part of the show. Then, when one of them would suddenly kill a character it was meant to be shocking to the audience
@mankn9098
@mankn9098 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheChairmaker It is also importsnt to note that "Ninjas" were not assasinsn for the most part they were spies and infiltrators, they did kill sometimes, but that was a secondary role
@maxmuller8633
@maxmuller8633 5 жыл бұрын
@@mankn9098 They didn't call them " ninjas" they called them "shinobi"
@mankn9098
@mankn9098 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxmuller8633It makes far more sense to continue using the term ninja as it was the one chosen at the start of the conversation, instead of using the "proper name" out of nowhere, confusing people who may have not been following the conversation, or lack the knowledge of what the proper name is.
@timoftedarknesway531
@timoftedarknesway531 8 жыл бұрын
4:41 Literally Skyrim logc in a nutshell .
@pRahvi0
@pRahvi0 2 жыл бұрын
He had his eyes closed so he was invisible.
@GoldieMethrans
@GoldieMethrans 11 жыл бұрын
3:34 never ceases to make me LMAO.
@skillie5677
@skillie5677 Жыл бұрын
these are easily my favorite part of the game. they're either incredibly impressive or downright funny with how he fails sometimes, and many generally go the same way so its a surprise for if its successful or not. its great.
@gaiusmarius4112
@gaiusmarius4112 9 жыл бұрын
Assassins creed : shogun era
@gaiusmarius4112
@gaiusmarius4112 9 жыл бұрын
Yes really whatever works ^.^
@jacksank98
@jacksank98 9 жыл бұрын
Armchair General Would be a great game actually, but not with hashashins :D ninjas instead.
@SlickSkiMask
@SlickSkiMask 9 жыл бұрын
Armchair General I been saying this for years. 16th century ninja assassins creed. I think they will because it will be the ultimate AC game if you asked me.
@Zilap9
@Zilap9 9 жыл бұрын
If they choose to be realistic it would be a very boring game though, sit in the shadows and spy on conversations or try to guess the number of troops in a certain camp or fortress, shinobi nearly never assassinated someone.
@SlickSkiMask
@SlickSkiMask 9 жыл бұрын
Lapiz Bouchaut lol I'm sure they would focus on the exciting part of the era and jobs. I'm sure pirates and indians didn't go on many covert missions alone either. :)
@josephstahl9119
@josephstahl9119 11 жыл бұрын
that last guy did the best...
@DonPeyote420
@DonPeyote420 6 жыл бұрын
but his best wasn't enough...
@taylormyers237
@taylormyers237 5 жыл бұрын
@@DonPeyote420 doesn't matter, he died with honor
@mugofsmug914
@mugofsmug914 5 жыл бұрын
BIg tits
@chalice7322
@chalice7322 5 жыл бұрын
@@mugofsmug914 This one, this one knows the truth.
@davidbritt5020
@davidbritt5020 5 жыл бұрын
@@taylormyers237 Afraid not, it wasn't honorable to die to an unknown assassin in your own home
@chupacabra5644
@chupacabra5644 5 жыл бұрын
The last guy was fucking amazing. Mine failed and ran away at that point.
@spacewolfblackmane19
@spacewolfblackmane19 5 жыл бұрын
At least yours didn't get killed
@Xylarxcode
@Xylarxcode 3 жыл бұрын
4:47 Ninja: Oh, wow, I can't believe that worked. Guard: Yea, I'm just totally going to pretend I didn't see that guy. I don't get paid enough to risk my damn life!
@TheUssfRebellion
@TheUssfRebellion 10 жыл бұрын
Ninja with 10 stealth points
@bendebec
@bendebec 12 жыл бұрын
He definitely saved the best one till last. That last one is always my favorite.
@jerichamesclammay3107
@jerichamesclammay3107 10 жыл бұрын
3:44 wouldn't it've been hilarious if when the ninja accidentally tripped on that guard and the guard said(in Japanese language with subtitles)"leave me alone, mom, I don't wanna go to school"
@Its_Dawnsworth
@Its_Dawnsworth 10 жыл бұрын
Shogun Language? It's called Japanese
@jerichamesclammay3107
@jerichamesclammay3107 10 жыл бұрын
Christian Flores ah, yes, Shogun means emperor, doesn't it? right, sorry 'bout that, I thought Shogun meant a historical name for Japan like Latium for Itally or Germania for Germany. Anyways don't YOU think it might've been any funnier?
@gronndar
@gronndar 10 жыл бұрын
Luke Dearey If you really want to get down to it, Shogun means general or military commander, office given by emperor, but they had more power than emperor.
@jerichamesclammay3107
@jerichamesclammay3107 10 жыл бұрын
***** alright, alright, I'll take care of this mistake, I just didn't know with asian country this took place in, ok?
@Its_Dawnsworth
@Its_Dawnsworth 10 жыл бұрын
Luke Dearey Yeah I guess funny, but some people might hate on that and be offensive.
@stationwagon-t3i
@stationwagon-t3i 5 жыл бұрын
Speaking as a Japanese, the decorations that appear in this game are historically wrong. For example, the word “shogun” is written in kanji on the lantern in the movie. However, historically, family crest were drawn on the flags and lanterns. Kanji are rarely drawn on them.
@nex9945
@nex9945 5 жыл бұрын
I think they decided to use kanji instead of family crest because these cinematics were pre-rendered and they considered unnecessary to make several versions of the same cinematic where only some textures change but you're right
@twoseasonscoffee3976
@twoseasonscoffee3976 Жыл бұрын
When you fail 80% chance and saw my ninja accidently fall in cutscene
@notdarell6951
@notdarell6951 10 жыл бұрын
still wish for a feudal japan theme assassins creed game
@TheCommanderCreep
@TheCommanderCreep 10 жыл бұрын
But the Hashshashin were never in Japan, though. They lived in the Middle East, and after the Mongols pushed them out they flocked to Europe.
@Betrix5060
@Betrix5060 10 жыл бұрын
Who gives a shit those games have never been historically accurate
@TheCommanderCreep
@TheCommanderCreep 10 жыл бұрын
Betrix5068 Except for AC1, AC3, AC4, etc... The main story might not have been, but everything revolving around that has been.
@Betrix5060
@Betrix5060 10 жыл бұрын
Whatever have an assassin in training wash up in japan and resume training with ninja, ajust hustory as necessary so the ninja are a branch of proto-assasins, whatever! I think we can be sure that humanity wasn't created as a slave species to an alien race of greek gods and that Hashshashin didn't survive well into the 21st century having consisted almost exclusively of africans at one point and possessing xray vision and bulletproof flesh. I don't give a shit about historical accuracy in relation to assassins creed and its assassins as they no longer have any basis in history at this point.
@TheCommanderCreep
@TheCommanderCreep 10 жыл бұрын
Betrix5068 They survived for a pretty long time, and there is a big group of people who call themselves Hashshashin, despite being not being the original. And, actually, Eagle Vision isn't X-Ray, and it isn't in real life at all how it is games.
@Dfathurr
@Dfathurr 5 жыл бұрын
2:01 top 10 best anime fight
@jeffthemercenary
@jeffthemercenary 4 жыл бұрын
You mean 4:46?
@HeiLongKwun
@HeiLongKwun 4 жыл бұрын
This is the true art of shinobi ninjas always stealthy no noise avoided and only hides in the dark and the shadows
@paulolucero9864
@paulolucero9864 4 жыл бұрын
4:45 “shiiiiiiiit the ninja is here and I only got this fucking lamp on me!!! I better look the other way and keep walking”
@simonepazsimon7219
@simonepazsimon7219 3 жыл бұрын
If you look closely he's holding a sword but to be fair with this comment that would probably be a stick sword
@user-ps4mw5om4j
@user-ps4mw5om4j 11 жыл бұрын
3:16 THIS IS SPARTA!
@ezio1579
@ezio1579 11 жыл бұрын
Darh Sam The way the Shinobi killed him was like the scene from 300
@maxmuller8633
@maxmuller8633 5 жыл бұрын
@@ezio1579 Except the fact that it is from behind
@parsegeayan7891
@parsegeayan7891 4 жыл бұрын
This is japan
@traxingtonsmythe8560
@traxingtonsmythe8560 12 жыл бұрын
Thank you for replying to my comment, first of all. Secondly, it's good to see another person (and Fallout fan) interested in this era of history and you and I are clearly not the "average person" that takes everything at face value such as Ninja being "super warriors" as they are portrayed in Film and many computer games. I am definitely not an expert in this subject but a little research can go a long way.
@pilotj9467
@pilotj9467 5 жыл бұрын
3:41 Those are some serious heavy sleepers.
@Supperdude9
@Supperdude9 4 жыл бұрын
You forget that they're soldiers, and that they've likely been marching/training all day.
@julianvilla6126
@julianvilla6126 4 жыл бұрын
@@Supperdude9 true, but then you also have to remember that soldiers are, or should be, alert in case something like that were to happen.
@ihatenwo
@ihatenwo 8 жыл бұрын
4:58 That's some Matrix shit there
@executionerairsoft8055
@executionerairsoft8055 10 жыл бұрын
In the one where the target's body fell on the map it would of been cooler if his head got got cut off and rolled onto it
@drakrrth
@drakrrth 13 жыл бұрын
After watching the "fail" videos, I can't help but laugh every time I view an assassination and think of the corresponding failure.
@traxingtonsmythe8560
@traxingtonsmythe8560 12 жыл бұрын
As a matter of fact, Ninja rarely needed any weapon, instead they used devices to escape from the their enemies if they were found out, such as, smoke bombs, cards, flash bombs, caltrops and many other instruments to slow down, disorientate or even incapacitate their pursuers. But if they did have a weapon it would be Shuriken as I've mentioned before. In relation to what colour they wore, it is quite a long story I could tell you but I'll try and break it down in another comment. (No more room)
@killerfoxy936
@killerfoxy936 2 жыл бұрын
I just started watching your videos and they look so good give you a feeling of what people used to do back then so I like those little like a little history kind of type thank you
@traxingtonsmythe8560
@traxingtonsmythe8560 12 жыл бұрын
First of all, I believe Ninja would often wear just regular attire, but obviously nothing too eye-catching so they would not rouse suspicion. Secondly Ninja weren't really from a particular clan, but mostly they had their own clans, isolated in the mountains, each member would be trained and have knowledge passed down to them from a very early age, it was almost as students of other Japanese arts like Bushido or Chi would isolate themselves to perfect the art. Their art was named Ninjutsu.
@1234yersiman
@1234yersiman 14 жыл бұрын
They should have one more thing to this. I notice that the ninjas sometimes detected after the assassination, so they should have additional parts if the ninja fails to escape after the assassination. That would be kinda more realistic, since the assassination is a success, but if your ninja fails to escape, you lose a ninja.
@phanhung485
@phanhung485 8 жыл бұрын
5:06 The earliest form of flashbang
@theonefrancis696
@theonefrancis696 2 жыл бұрын
The poison drop in the sake is something else.
@sassysauron2426
@sassysauron2426 12 жыл бұрын
I remember in the first shogun, when a geisha assassinated a monk by strangling him with his Rosary.
@PandoShiro
@PandoShiro 13 жыл бұрын
actually there were many ninja fails too thx for uploading both scenes :D
@tauwilltriumph
@tauwilltriumph 13 жыл бұрын
@Chubbypunch Thank you! I googled that and found that it is called a "gunbai" - it is a special Japanese war fan used for communication. Here's a short description for anyone interested: The gunbai is a solid metal war fan used by samurai officers to communicate commands to their troops. The gunbai-uchiwa version was typically rounded in shape and stiff with a prolonged grip, and could also be used as weapon using the handle to strike and the stiff fan to block with.
@flaggy185
@flaggy185 Жыл бұрын
That Last general probably said "If you want to kill me, do it honourable! Prepare yourself!" and then the ninja trows an flash grenade lol
@johnson1257
@johnson1257 9 жыл бұрын
3:39 lol
@Lensah23
@Lensah23 9 жыл бұрын
My first prized ninja: Momodi. I was being pushed back by the Takeda Shogunate, my forces were barely half of Takeda's, but Momodi evened the odds. He successfully assassinated the General, the Damiyo, and his heir all in three turns. Made up from the initial years of constant blundering XD
@YuriaDwell
@YuriaDwell 9 жыл бұрын
nice c:
@Lensah23
@Lensah23 9 жыл бұрын
Sadly i reloaded because i made a peace treaty with takeda after that and got owned by their 2nd army T-T
@henryrhu7457
@henryrhu7457 8 жыл бұрын
+Raikerr H e y , d o n ' t k i l l T a k e d a S h i n g e n !
@JdawgWithNinjutsu
@JdawgWithNinjutsu 12 жыл бұрын
I love it how the one guard decides to check ONE side of the wall, then casually walks off... it's especially funny since his ninja skills make the guards look retarded... I swear the ninja would need an extra year of training just so he wouldn't laugh at the guards' stupidity.
@Watchmanskey
@Watchmanskey 2 жыл бұрын
2:35 That one's pretty clever not gonna lie. I never even thought of that
@AdventureThroughLife
@AdventureThroughLife 9 жыл бұрын
I would love a game about doing these kind of assassinations. Complete stealth game, unlike most ninja games where you kill everything in your way Ninja Gaiden style. Splinter Cell with ninjas instead. Would be awesome.
@polarbear6241
@polarbear6241 9 жыл бұрын
+AdventureThroughLife Shinobido was a great ninja game in the ps2, there were times where you really needed stealth because either there were too many guards, they had an arm canon or they had a fuckin' bear loose in the compound.. XD
@JackToeRip
@JackToeRip 8 жыл бұрын
+AdventureThroughLife tenchu series or tenchu z. Stealth is key
@Galejro
@Galejro Жыл бұрын
Best part is how these vids keep you guessing until the very very end with the result, I've seen the fails.
@swolbrohamlincoln9659
@swolbrohamlincoln9659 10 жыл бұрын
shit like this was needed for rome 2
@Foffer1337
@Foffer1337 Жыл бұрын
I would have loved for this to be in total war warhammer aswell. Seeing a gobling hero try and sneak into a Empire camp , could have been so much fun.
@keithlee4081
@keithlee4081 8 жыл бұрын
3:18 falcon kick always works
@robbedoes8619
@robbedoes8619 2 жыл бұрын
2:30 NEVER DRINK IN THE OPEN! That last one was too amazing to be true haha.
@Lo-tf6qt
@Lo-tf6qt 8 жыл бұрын
4:24 HOW DID THEY NOT SEE HIM?!?!?!!?!?
@ZackExplorer28
@ZackExplorer28 8 жыл бұрын
the real question is, how did the guy with the lamp did not see him when he wasn't even trying to hide?
@timoftedarknesway531
@timoftedarknesway531 8 жыл бұрын
That is litteraly me in skyrim, in a nutshell
@infernox246
@infernox246 5 жыл бұрын
Probably they were dumb as heck
@infernox246
@infernox246 5 жыл бұрын
They also never saw the ninja's blade
@maxmuller8633
@maxmuller8633 5 жыл бұрын
@@infernox246 It is a game, no one expect realism
@GabagoolForeverAndAlways
@GabagoolForeverAndAlways 5 жыл бұрын
I love the aesthetic of the CG in this game
@AxenfonKlatismrek
@AxenfonKlatismrek 4 жыл бұрын
For those, who are pissed at "Wounding the guy instead of killing him", its because in history, lower man killing a nobleman in Japan was really dishonorable, that even assassins would be ashamed
@JohnSmith-es2fh
@JohnSmith-es2fh 8 ай бұрын
these cutscenes are the reason, why i love shogun 2 so much
@juliangray254
@juliangray254 9 жыл бұрын
3:30 made me laugh so hard
@scootza1
@scootza1 2 жыл бұрын
Something about scaling a wall just to stab someone gives me serious crackhead vibes
@choipichiim
@choipichiim 6 жыл бұрын
Interesting cinematic that isn't shown here, I was playing Shogun 2 yesterday and it turns out that the poison in the drink won't always work, if your Assassin's target sniffs the drink, the samurai will throw it and freak out (I think). But I think you ninja escapes unnoticed. And with the fail compilation, it fails to show the escape scene after waking up the Samurai company. Its rare, but after your ninja drops caltrops, one to three samurai will fall down due to the caltdrops, but one samurai will stop and throw a knife into your ninja.
@atyabbaig
@atyabbaig 13 жыл бұрын
im glad they brought back the assassination videos they are actually pretty funny
@dahlah391
@dahlah391 3 жыл бұрын
4:20 SPIDERMAN 🤣🤣
@juanignaciodecarlofadu6304
@juanignaciodecarlofadu6304 Жыл бұрын
The one in which the samurai grabs his leg dreaming he's grasping his wife will never not be funny to me. The way the ninja looks at him like "fuck, are yoy serious?" And then immediately falls on top of another guy without waking him up. This has got to be both the luckest and unluckiest assassin ever.
@OHHHHUSBANT
@OHHHHUSBANT 5 күн бұрын
Not his wife, its a geisha. Meaning he misses having sex and company with a woman or fell in love with one and misses her
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 5 жыл бұрын
Who does have this video in recomended after watching The Shadow & The Blade DLC trailer?
@markuslaitinen147
@markuslaitinen147 5 жыл бұрын
Ninja rat - - > ninja
@viktorbutkovich9274
@viktorbutkovich9274 5 жыл бұрын
I do
@MoltenUprisingMK
@MoltenUprisingMK 3 жыл бұрын
Travel light, kill as efficiently as possible, and always make certain to leave no trace of you behind. Those are the three primary rules of being a ninja.
@MrVIIsevenVII
@MrVIIsevenVII 12 жыл бұрын
Man,he's a ninja.No one can see a ninja,but a ninja can see you.
@aerion111
@aerion111 13 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this, I got so bored of seeing the same one over and over (it was always the "stab in the bed" one, except for once or twice where I got the "stab through the wall" one) in the hopes of getting some more interesting ones. This way, I can just skip them all, and watch them here.
@Wykletypl
@Wykletypl 5 жыл бұрын
03:38 Well, that was awkward.
@man-yp1gb
@man-yp1gb 3 жыл бұрын
How did they not look up at the guy in the tree 4:29
@jj987987987
@jj987987987 9 жыл бұрын
If I were to sneak in enemy camp, I will dress up like a enemy soldier, or maybe a servant. Who the heck dress up like a ninja when doing assassination?
@nadhifbhagawantahadiprayit975
@nadhifbhagawantahadiprayit975 9 жыл бұрын
Jordan Wu Ninja's its for the stealth the whole premise is not getting seen and do it as efficiently as possible
@AzraelCaptain
@AzraelCaptain 9 жыл бұрын
Jordan Wu Infiltration isn't always a possibility. Sometimes you gotta don the ninja suit and do things the hard way.
@capscaps04
@capscaps04 9 жыл бұрын
+Jordan Wu this cutscenes are more comidecal focus than historical focus. for example, ninjas did dress like civilian or like samurais to infiltrate (they do that specialy to infiltrate into enemies towns, etc to get information (like spies)) another example historical wrong thing in these cutscenes are that ninjas didn`t carry their swords in the back, they carry in their waist(just like the samurais).
@shrapnellove2224
@shrapnellove2224 9 жыл бұрын
+ricardo griva They changed things up with each mission, plus i've read many had their own preferred way to kill.
@samuraijackoff5354
@samuraijackoff5354 5 жыл бұрын
Mostly during Night missions where they’ll have to go atop roofs do Ninjas dress as ninjas. In day they disguise themselves as people or guards.
@crazyhercules9442
@crazyhercules9442 5 жыл бұрын
When the ninja slit the general’s throat from the tree, I was like, “how tf did you guys not see that?! You let your master die on your watch! This means death for you”🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
@Paquito910
@Paquito910 9 жыл бұрын
03:38 INSERT J-POP IDOL HERE.
@kaptainkpop6750
@kaptainkpop6750 5 жыл бұрын
Greninja Hayate Sakura izone
@tektoastium7241
@tektoastium7241 Жыл бұрын
How to be paranoid: Never have your back to the wall. Stay in a room with preferably no windows, or windows with curtains drawn. Have someone in the room, a trusted guard, facing you. Leave the door open and your guards standing there. Never stay under a tree. Mind your head. Stay far from windows.
@traxingtonsmythe8560
@traxingtonsmythe8560 12 жыл бұрын
You know Ninja never really wore black, and they were very rarely used as assassins, they were more common as spies and informers. Their weapons were usually a regular katana as they were the highest quality weapon in Japan at the time, not the shortened Ninjato as they are often seen using, but they would use Shuriken: Darts, Stars or other throwing implements to kill or injure any enemies. Just thought you all might find this interesting. :)
@Danganraptor
@Danganraptor Жыл бұрын
For what it's worth, you can use ninja in the game for more than just assassinations; you can use them for sabotage and- I think- inciting rebellion.
@Tenshiyami13
@Tenshiyami13 12 жыл бұрын
0:53 You know he's thinking "Great now i gotta dump the bodies somewhere......*sigh*"
@dillyncox
@dillyncox 10 жыл бұрын
Ninjas rocks
@windunursetyadi
@windunursetyadi 3 жыл бұрын
3:07 I love how he just yeeted his target off the balcony
@kraosdadafusfus8034
@kraosdadafusfus8034 9 жыл бұрын
I hear Taiko drums every time i see this, like in Warframe.
@josephquinnswolin3500
@josephquinnswolin3500 3 жыл бұрын
Lord Shimuria: Fight like honorable Samurai!! 3 years later Japan: Ghost...ghost everywhere
@finjulyoui5013
@finjulyoui5013 5 жыл бұрын
4:55 Nani? But even then you still lose after an intense fight and perfectly timed block using the instrument.
@sethguest781
@sethguest781 2 жыл бұрын
The one at the end goes to the shinobi, the daimyo suffered temporary blindness from the grenade flash and his eyesight didn't recover soon enough.
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