BRUTALLY HONEST MAGIC KINGDOM Ride Ranking | WORST to BEST😬

[@n00dl3gal]

Shoutout to the person giving the spiel the last time I was on Carousel of Progress (in 2017). He asked how many of us had been on the ride before, we all raised our hands. Towards the end of the spiel, he said "and make sure you buckle your seatbelts." We all looked down, because since when were there seatbelts? He replied "made you look." He was really chill about us using the space just to cool off and giggle at how dated it was, so good job, dude.

[@climbalpinepath13]

23:13 commenting now to say...um...you predicted that lol (Rivers Of America being lost to time)

[@LetsGoHelio]

I packed my tissues, expecting you to break my heart, but I pretty much agree with you so far. I’m still watching.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Hahaha I hope you were able to make it though without shedding a tear 😭🙏

[@HappyOliviaOwl]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE! VERY ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE 😊

[@kimm7634]

When the people mover stopped moving people at the end, I simultaneously yelled "yes!" and fist pumped with you.🤣 Love this style of ranking vlog and would be interested to see Universal and even other parks like Sea World, Legoland, etc.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Universal is 99% on lock for the series! I don’t know if I’ll be able to fill this much time at the other parks though 😅 But i’d love to loop universal parks into these videos for sure! Thank you so much for watching and the feedback 🙏

[@kimm7634]

Come up to Kings Island if you get an opportunity. 😊

[@HuntyTravels]

Do this but…. AT NIGHT! That one Disney bench you walked by. I love that bench

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Honestly I do enjoy magic kingdom night rides so so much! Nothing beats a moonlight ride on the peoplemover 🤩 Thank you for watching 🙏

[@HuntyTravels]

@@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs all day. Thanks for being funny!

[@MommyandAuna]

Love it!!! We probably only did maybe between 2/3rd to 1/2 of all the rides our one time to Magic Kingdom so it is awesome to see what we should try to do next time!

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

There are sooo many rides at magic kingdom! I don’t blame you!! We are very fortunate to be local to orlando and able to do everything! If you ever have any questions or need tips for your next trip always feel free to ask in the comments of these vlogs! I do my best to reply to everyone 🙏🙌

[@MommyandAuna]

@FortheLoveofVlogging I really appreciate being able to stay in the bubble even when home. We went for the first time 2 years ago and it was amazing, we are about 2 more years till we make it back! it takes alot of saving when you have 5 kids, haha.

[@lynnsimpson6419]

I've been to Disney a bunch of times and don't think I've ever gone to Tom Sawyers island, maybe once when I was a kid. I agree with Kristen, it takes too long and its too hot for all that walking around. A new haunted coaster ride to go with the hopefully new villans section would be awesome over there! Love the videos

[@meghansinger3320]

Catching up on all the videos and these are my favorite! Love to see the comparison of the ride lists! You make great videos! No pity here ❤😂

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you so much!! It seriously is so cool to hear people are going back to watch all the videos 😭🙏 Also, “pity viewer” is actually a good thing!! It’s the a joke i made way back about how sometimes it feels like some people are only watching out of pity, kinda a self deprecating joke, but it stuck with people in the comments, so now it’s a thing 😂😂 Thank you so much for watching 🙏

[@meghansinger3320]

@@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs absolutely!! I try not to miss any! Happy it turned into a positive thing because you deserve it! Keep the laughs coming 😂❤️

[@davidng2336]

2:14 The stops in between are mainly due to the fact that this railroad attraction is also doubling as a mode of transportation. However it tends to be more of an attraction as there isn't too much to see; the better views come from the line going between Frontierland and Fantasyland. To your point of how it should only have one stop: that was how this railroad was from opening day to May 1972 when the Frontierland station was added. Tokyo Disneyland's Western River Railroad remains the only railroad that operates with only one stop, as Japanese Rail Laws at the time required that any railway line with more than one stop (including at theme parks and other private land) be subject to the same rules as any other conventional rail line, which included running on a timetable and collecting fares; this law was abolished on April 1, 1987, but expansion of the railroad is not possible due to development over time.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

That’s amazing! I never knew that fact about tokyo disney! We reallly want to make it out there soon!! Thank you so much for watching and leaving such a detailed historical fact 🙏

[@davidng2336]

@@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs your welcome!

[@richardperhai8292]

Also funny how he doesn't mention Disneyland, which has an additional stop in Tomorrowland we don't have. But they do have the Grand Canyon/Primeval World part which we don't have (a necessity there as it hides admin buildings)

[@lirr408]

Your number one favorite is mine too. I could ride People Mover all day. It is my must do for all my trips to Disney. I rate Small World higher. I love these series and looking forward to your next video. I love when People Mover stalls and just sitting there . My favorite is the spot by Space Mountain in the total darkness. Looking forward to your next video. Love the feature of the bathrooms .

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thanks!! More ranking videos to come i. the future (Definitely the remaining 3 major orlando parks) Mayyybe a bathroom ranking video 👀👀

[@susan_elizabeth]

My name is not Craig Dennis. I'm always so happy when you drop another video, Ryan! And, bonus, your sister is in the video! I really like you two ranking the parks. Thank you for excellent content and fun videos! 💜

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank YOU! So much Susan!! More ranking videos to come! (As long as my computer cooperates) 😅

[@brendaholsinger9599]

Hey! Pitty viewer66 here!Been waiting for this type of video 🎉. Totally Sweet ranking from you both. People is #1 then #2 is Progress for me!

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you for the pity view on this video! Also, great choices! Tomorrowland seriously dominated the second half of this list 💪

[@TheSaxMan567]

TOM SAWYER ISLAND IS SO GOOD. My brothers and I used to play hide and seek in the caves back in the day. You forget you're in a theme park there.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Yess! I used to do the same when I was growing up! That’s the beauty of it, you can actually escape a theme park for a little bit 😅

[@themadhadder4072]

Broke my heart with the Small World ranking lol my daughters love that ride and i kinda dont mind it either...Peter Pan is not worth the insufferable wait that comes with that ride...I love the Monsters Laugh Floor as the last time i was there i got cast as Sully and my daughter actually got to tell a joke...lastly, the Carousel of Progress is my wife's most favorite ride. Like Kristen, i think she can quote that dumb ride the entire way through...nice video as usual!

[@jen_dinsmo]

Love these ranking videos!! You definitely need to do universal / IOA / other Orlando parks 😊 Also I agree, my #1 is also peoplemover 🙌

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thanks Jen!! We will 100% be getting to both Universal Parks!! (Idk about the other orlando ones, but definitely universal!!) Peoplemover is GOAT 🐐

[@funkydino]

I must admit after just coming back from Disneyland Paris, WDW's thunder mountain and space mountain are just so much worse and BTM specifically really needs something doing to it. Also Pirates being that low is criminal! but you didn't do the Mansion dirty and I respect that.

[@randy8651]

Great review - how did Kristen hit that high note when talking about be our guest. I agree with you with your list to a certain extent. Thanks again for sharing - Randy

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thanks Randy!! She was very on point with correcting my Be our guest comment😂😂 More list videos to come in the future!! 🙏

[@lindseyrtews3278]

Great video! I love the People Mover too but Haunted Mansion is my #1. My bunny is named Sally after Sally Slater! And yeah, my husband totally thinks Paul Rudd is the narrator of the People Mover.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

That’s amazing!! Ugh one more vote for Paul Rudd! I really wish disney would just credit the people that work on the rides! 😅 Thank you so much for watching! 🙏

[@kaylaandmarkalan]

Small World should def be higher. It literally my favorite attraction and I never get tired of riding it. I said what I said. 😂 We need to ride it together so that I can give you my narration.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

You have a custom narration?! Is this like a scripted people mover voice over style narration or just a bunch of jokes like on jungle cruise? Cuz honestly i’d we down for either 🤷‍♂️😂

[@allaboardblakestrainsandmore]

Love these ride ranking videos! More please. Big Thunder #1 for our family.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Great choice!! I’ve got at least one more for disney world! MAAAYBE a couple over at the other orlando parks as well… 👀👀

[@angelakeys942]

My top 5 is 1. Big Thunder 2. Carrousel of Progress 3. Peoplemover 4. Peter Pan 5. Buzz. My most hated top 3 is 1. Astro orbitor 2. Tiki room 3. Space mountain. I love this series. I so would love a universal version!

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Astro is most hated?! Is it the height? The smelly elevator?? We will be tackling universal soon! Thank you for watching and commenting! 🙏

[@emmachapman4910]

Love these videos they are fun! Definitely do Universal also! I hope Kristen feels better.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you! Update: She is feeling better, this was actually filmed on the same day we went to tony’s on her channel (WEEKS AGO 😂) and i think she ended up giving an update at the end of her video 🙌

[@cpowell4227]

Pirates of the caribbean will always be my favorite. I rode it 4 times 2 weeks ago at disney after dark

[@clayjf]

I still remember when Pooh ride was Mr Toads

[@Miche353]

Haunted Mansion always and forever #1! Glad you guys gave it the respect it deserves. Agreed that Pirates and Small World are far superior in DL.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

I actually just saw the hatbox ghost at disney world for the first time the other day. Imma be honest.. I wish it wasn’t next to the hallway. Much better placement in disneyland 👀😅

[@Biblioprincess]

Tom Sawyer Island is awesome! I do agree with Kristin, they should reopen the restaurant.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Maybe they’ve got to put some crazy menu stuff there! Really give people (and vloggers) a reason to get out there 😂😂 Thank you for watching! 🙏

[@jeanettebutler3198]

Love the ride ranking videos and Yes please do Universal too

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Definitely plan on doing universal as well! Gotta complete one more disney world park then it’s on to universal 💪👀

[@theboringkaren]

I'm now depressed that my parents never took my picture on Dumbo when I was a kid haha. My mom would totally agree with Kristen putting Carousel of Progress as #1 since she saw it at the World's Fair so we always had to go on it. The #1 of my heart will always be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride RIP.😭

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

I’m so sorry, I lost my dumbo picture or else i would have shared mine 😭 OMG!! Your mom did the original Carousel of Progrss!! No wayy! That’s amazing 😱

[@briannawesolowski28]

The Haunted Mansion - def top 3 🙌🏼

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

I love haunted mansion! I have just been on too many times since moving here and it feels (to me) that it has lost a little of the magic I once felt when going on 😭 Still love it tho 🙌🙏

[@richardperhai8292]

Disneyland has the better Small World exterior, but WDW's flooded building is what the Imagineers really wanted, so I think the interior is better

[@pbmaxman]

My favorite was believe it or not It's a Small World. Why???? Cause it was so quirky and weird that I actually loved it. I still remember how much I wanted to ride it again. But my wife pulled me away in a quick hurry totally worried about what sanity I had left, not joking. The worst ride was 7 dwarfs mine train, I didn't like the cramp car I was in, and I hit my head twice on the ride leaving me with a slight headache and sore legs.

[@LisaBarker-z7n]

I'm with Ryan. I absolutely loathe Carousel of Progress! It always breaks down. UGH.

[@drshepherd1969]

DEFINITELY WRONG KRISTEN!! Tom Sawyer Island is awesome . Not a pity viewer here. I for the most part agree with you on your list Ryan, especially your top 10. Keep up the awesome vlogs! #2 joke, lol. And yeah I agree with space mountain with the lights on, I'm also a tall guy so it's scary, lol

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Tom Sawyer Island never gets the credit that it deserves!! 😂 Gotta keep your head low on space mountain! It’s sooo close at some points 😭 Thank you for watching 🙏

[@AngieMagz]

TS ISLAND holds a special place in my heart cause I had my first kiss in a cave there during my 8th grade school trip 😂

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

That’s quite the story!! Also, super jealous you got a field trip to disney world when you were in middle school 😭 Thanks for watching 🙏

[@Jarvel5]

Great list. I still have Pirates high on my list, but Disneyland puts Disneyworld to shame. I love that snapback! Do they still sell those?

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thanks for watching!! I have seen them pop up recently at the world of disney at springs! But i think they are currently sold out! I’m sure there will be a restock soon 👀

[@Jarvel5]

@@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs 🤞

[@silversan9743]

12:40 I feel like Disney heard you.

[@jugatsu23nichi]

I love People Mover too. I'm guessing due to your age you may have not ridden the People Mover at DL? I loved that one and the last time I rode that was in like '90. Yeah, you prob were not born then but we had a Tron experience in that which was awesome for that time. I grew up going to DL but now being on the east coast love WDW, however after living in Tokyo for 14 years, sorry to say but all their rides are amazing!

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Correct! Unfortunately, since I was born in 95 I wasn’t able to ride the original disneyland peoplemover or the tron experience 😭 Would love to make it to tokyo sometime soon! Got so much on the to-do list there (not just disney) 👀

[@susan_elizabeth]

Maybe you and Kristen could rank the bathrooms in Disney World.......

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Now THAT is a RANKING VIDEO! 👀👀

[@thomaspaccione8237]

The Locomotives in WDW are so much better. I hear what you are saying about the scenery, not much to see. That said, it is more of a mode of transportation than a "ride."

[@tyler_TEA]

Any plans for an animal kingdom ranking?

[@brooke7916]

#1 for me is haunted mansion 👻

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

GREAT CHOICE!! The real follow up question is… Where would you rank Haunted Mansion Holiday?? 👀

[@kathyjordan9539]

LOVE TOM SAWYER ISLAND ❤

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

It’s seriously soooo underrated 🙌

[@bridgetbastin7866]

Space mountain in Disneyland Paris is the best one of the 3

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

I’ve heard a lot of people say that about big thunder in paris, but not too many about space mountain! I can’t wait to ride it when i make it out there eventually!! Thanks for watching 🙏

[@gabrialcanada6764]

When your right your right. You predicted the future

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Holy Cow, did I? I don’t even remember what I said in this 😂🤔

[@gabrialcanada6764]

@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs the river could be two rides instead of what it is

[@hyperorbit]

Krista is right about TS Island.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

WRONG. MIGHT AS WELL CHANGE HER NAME TO KRISTEN *WRONG* in all seriousness, i get the gripes people have with TSI but i still love it 😅 Thank you so much for watching 🙏

[@markwaltersmedia6956]

I’m watching this on the toilet

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

I hope i was able to assist with your poop 🙏

[@orangelovesam]

I am a CM at HS but honestly i feel the same i love a lot of DLR a lot better...

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

First off, thank you for everything you do 🙏 Second, I couldn’t agree more! Except space mountain, we’ve got the better one in florida 😅

[@orangelovesam]

i laugh when people say it's the same as the matterhorn lol! @@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs

[@christopherstroud190]

If you do Universal I am going to guess your list is this... Jimmy Fallon Fast and Furious Minion Mayhem Simpsons Villancon* Kang and Kodos Rip Ride Rocket Hogwarts Express Men In Black Mummy ET

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Honestly, this is a super solid list.. but i’d have to put fallon above F&F 😆 This video will be coming up soon 🙌

[@hostanib]

Highlight, when you similated how stair elevators works, almost worthy of an entire pity video. A video of rides that have names that are too long would be fun, especially if you offered your abbreviated or inappropriate suggestion for a new name. I came here for the Frontierland Shooting Gallery…nevermind. Kristen is right Tron Sawyer Island or any other attraction that could occupy the space would be better. Peoplemover, thank you. You should record your own voice over version so we could listen to the Ryan version and sarcasm that would embellish the ride.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

I’ve had the idea i my drafts for a long time to just do a full ride on the people mover where i *LIVE record a new voice over as myself. just line it up with the current one 😂😂 Maybe i’ll have to try it 👀 Thank you so much for watching 🙏

[@roccoalseika427]

Lol. People mover.

[@MonkeyMonkey.]

NO NO NO... TOM SAWYER ISLAND! But kids seem to like it. eh.

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

I don’t see kids out there a ton when i’ve been! (which makes me like it a little more) Gotta get away from the busyness of a theme park sometimes 🤷‍♂️😅

[@robertsandybeach9990]

TOM Sawyer island bottom of my list...boring

[@ForTheLoveOfThemeParksVlogs]

Thank you for watching! 🙏

[@guillermodeltoro7446]

How can an animatronic bear be " Problematic? " . Be careful when opening your soylent , might break a nail .