Tony: For your information I have a maid now. Gibbs: You can effort a maid? Tony: Amazing what you can do when you don’t have to pay 3 alimonies 😂😂😂😂😂
@bryanprime34382 жыл бұрын
*flashes flashlight into Tony's face*
@katherinemichael91372 жыл бұрын
Gibbs only had one daughter, Kelly. Therefore never had to pay alimony
@radicalross77002 жыл бұрын
He did to his three ex-wives. The ones Gibbs married and divorced after losing Shannon and Kelly.
@radicalross77002 жыл бұрын
@Han Pham: Given how pristine Tony's pad looked in later episodes, that maid must have been pretty good at her job.
@angemaidment5640 Жыл бұрын
@@katherinemichael9137alimony’s different to child support.
@KK1039710 жыл бұрын
"Until I took an arrow in the knee." Lol McGee says that so causally!!! XD
@georginanicholson46157 жыл бұрын
Kaykay10397 that's a sky rim reference
@aaronjackman40376 жыл бұрын
Red vs Blue right.
@aaronwilliams88876 жыл бұрын
in the red vs blue the are referencing skyrim.
@pabloconstanza56185 жыл бұрын
u hear this from the guards when u pass by them or talk to them i first heard it from whiterun... as soon as mcgee said that i laught so hard...
@justicebenskin33554 жыл бұрын
FUS RO DAA!!!!!!!!
@gfz1115 жыл бұрын
“who knew palmer had abs like that”
@leonaleslie77534 жыл бұрын
# exposed ohhhhhhhhhh I thought Rolfing meant ya know "something else" wink wink, and Gibbs was saying that Palmer had Abby as his girlfriend. I got that so wrong.
@ninabriesch41843 жыл бұрын
One of the best lines ever... Hand down
@p.c.galkun63652 жыл бұрын
@@leonaleslie7753 111
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@radicalross77002 жыл бұрын
Ah yes! Jimmy Palmer with the Clark Kent glasses and the Superman abs.
@angrydevilgamer27706 жыл бұрын
Ziva is my favourite character with all the slang gone wrong
@viqueenzamot74035 жыл бұрын
Angry Devil Gamer same
@Yuunarichu3 жыл бұрын
Ziva-isms!
@lexmcmillan80332 жыл бұрын
Don't tell me you're scared of a little Pussy....Cat
@wolfrun236 жыл бұрын
Love how Ziva scares everyone she goes a little hands on with. It's nice to see her surprise even Gibbs.
@echognomecal67424 ай бұрын
Ducky's mom: Best character ever 🗡👙
@ClassicHarleyQuinn Жыл бұрын
Abby: *Looking exhusted and annoyed, points to the killer on the floor* "Now can I work alone" 😂 Intresting to note, all the way up to her exit from this point. Abby did in fact work alone.
@timengineman2nd71410 ай бұрын
Until the last one or two shows where they introduced her replacement.
@ClassicHarleyQuinn10 ай бұрын
@@timengineman2nd714 We don't talk about that, her replacement is trash.
@timengineman2nd71410 ай бұрын
@@ClassicHarleyQuinn This is also the last episode Netflix has. They didn't buy the option for more seasons of the show.
@ClassicHarleyQuinn10 ай бұрын
@@timengineman2nd714 They're all on Disney+.
@petruis29 ай бұрын
I play D&D don't mess with a wizard in his/her tower. Don't mess with Abby in her lab 🤩🤣
@RachelSmith-ln1yo10 жыл бұрын
Gibbs' face when he realised what he said about Jimmy! Hilarious!
@bryanprime34386 жыл бұрын
Hehehehahaha yeah
@emib2474 жыл бұрын
When
@emib2474 жыл бұрын
Nevermind
@ailissaratermann29982 жыл бұрын
Poor Abs face when Ducky's mom tells her she better move fast he ain't getting any younger.
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
Ducky knew that if he tried that, he'd been either accused of "robbing the cradle" or sexual abuse.
@blendpinexus14164 жыл бұрын
Tip Number One: DO NOT MAKE GIBBS MAD! Tip Number Two: DO NOT MAKE ABBY MAD! Failure to comply with either tip will result in two badasses better than you hunting you down.
@annadyer49334 жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@WootAnimefan4 жыл бұрын
Tip Number 3: DO NOT MAKE EITHER MAD THE REST OF THE TEAM WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
@virginiaconnor83504 жыл бұрын
What if you make Ducky mad? Maybe That's one reason Gibb's doesn't backslap him. The other is respect!
@blendpinexus14164 жыл бұрын
@@virginiaconnor8350 ooooo, never thought of that one before.
@virginiaconnor83504 жыл бұрын
@@blendpinexus1416 I think because David-and maybe Ducky too if they're the same age- is getting close to 87, it would be unwise to headslap him anyway. Since he didn't use any stand-ins as Illya Kuryakin, I'm sure he's had enough injuries over the years and he was much younger. I'm older than he was when I first met him in '76 and '78.
@ailissaratermann29982 жыл бұрын
Gibbs face says it all when Ducky's mom is flirting with him.
@mjohnson68412 жыл бұрын
"You're very handsome, Matthew. Are you married?" Now that's the way to do it! 🤣
@SOML985 жыл бұрын
They warned everyone but not all took it seriously, NEVER MESS WITH ABBY SCUITO!!!!!!
@txgunguy27665 жыл бұрын
That's not the first time she had to subdue a bad guy. Once, she was kidnapped and when the team tracked down and opened the door of the van as she was in they found that she had already peppersprayed and tied up the bad guy.
@TheYoungUrbanGuy7 ай бұрын
@@txgunguy2766don't forget that she also tapered the guy.
@chronic_chiari_warrior74813 жыл бұрын
ZIVA slapping that ME and 3:12 and Gibbs (Mark ) smirking/smiling at her🤣🤣🤣
@briannarichardson95114 жыл бұрын
What if Garcia from Criminal Minds and Abby got together?
@jasonmiles28194 жыл бұрын
Brianna Richardson I would have paid good money to see that.
@disasterstuff1114 жыл бұрын
me 2
@yonaosborne51364 жыл бұрын
They would rule the world within the end of the minute
@thatcatcrazygirl29934 жыл бұрын
They have like truly opposite energies but i think they would be BEST FRIENDS
@baskervillebee60974 жыл бұрын
They would rule the world. 😏
@TheJimanji11 жыл бұрын
"I'm what you Americans call a...screamer. Yes?"
@alfo1494 жыл бұрын
I like your Elfangor pfp
@justicebenskin33554 жыл бұрын
All our pulses went up a slight bit after that
@thekatanaspammer42373 жыл бұрын
@@justicebenskin3355 true
@bryanprime34383 жыл бұрын
@@thekatanaspammer4237 #Facts
@Elnont11 ай бұрын
I love that 90% of this is just Tony being unhinged.
@DrownedInExile5 жыл бұрын
6:00 "Have you ever been in a men's room before?" "No. Have you?" Pvt. Vasquez approves!
@linkais3875 Жыл бұрын
6:59 NCIS rule #2: just because Abby is by herself does NOT make her any less dangerous.
@blacknorthwind93 Жыл бұрын
what episode is that?
@evy237710 жыл бұрын
Gibbs: Who new Palmer had abs like that. Abby face.00 Inspiration for some crazy slash fanfiction writer.
@makosmakeovers96067 жыл бұрын
Evy Satrna pauley was the reason he got that scene
@bryanprime34386 жыл бұрын
Abby is like '' Yooooooooo!!! Didn't see that coming!''
@ninabriesch41845 жыл бұрын
you have no idea how right you are.... :-p
@mariaansnyman505610 ай бұрын
NCIS is a fabulous show, the entire cast is very talented. I love Abby, she is so lovable.
@theanimal6192 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣 4:19 "you mean they actually train you guys to harass!!"...I was just kidding" so many funny moments I'm happy to be watching these back again 👍🏾🔥😂♥️
@chronic_chiari_warrior74813 жыл бұрын
Tony:*Jumps at Kitty coming through the cat door* Ziva:*Laughs* "don't tell me...you're afraid of a little pussy... cat Tony." The pause! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't help but laugh... Cote and Michael are great on screen!
@mets212810 жыл бұрын
Poor Ducky having to put up with mother at work.
@thegirlwithhorses40746 жыл бұрын
^ _^
@virginiaconnor83505 жыл бұрын
Poor woman had Alzheimer's. Lovely played by Dutch actress Nina Foch. Where can I find a farting hippo? Of course, Whoopi can hold one up and when she farted, squeeze it and say. "He did it!"
@Kimberly562510 жыл бұрын
Haha Screaming out "No means NO!" Lmfao!
@shadowrunner23232 жыл бұрын
I love McGee: "Until I took an arrow to the knee"
@asheinaewan8270 Жыл бұрын
Sassy tony vs gibbs is legendary
@samanthachisholm6225 жыл бұрын
When Ziva smacked the man for having stink breath😂
@peta-kaytucker92394 жыл бұрын
*"Your Magic Johnson"* God I love these guys 😂
@deanflet9735 жыл бұрын
Got to l💙ve Ziva especially her and Tony's bantering of each other especially when she says to a frightened Tony at 7:22 your not scared of Pussy _ cat. 😂🐱😂
@wilhelmmeyer8910 ай бұрын
That was then. Today everything is different.
@pameladarlenewoodward83855 жыл бұрын
The scene with Tony and the iguana😂.But of course they don't add the funniest one's.
@leonieperreault28954 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but that Skyrim reference got me bad 😂
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend plays Skyrem. Minecraft, and Fallout". I don't play them.
@isobellakoot70585 жыл бұрын
Ducky's mum is GREAT, so funny
@virginiaconnor83505 жыл бұрын
And I love her Corgi's. I have Border Collies who live to herd me around my basement apt. Update (2022): RIP Gem, Tess, JackBNimble, Gypsy Rose Lee, and Little Bo Peep. I miss them all!
@BGFutureBG9 жыл бұрын
8:21 HAHAHAHAHAHA that guy "ooooh" *brain cinema* xDDDD
@evilcheese724 жыл бұрын
Ncis is my favorite show ever
@rafsolo2 жыл бұрын
You know what I love about the pandemic? We can have those meeting tabs open and pretend to be listening when we're really watching a movie or doing anything else good
@mikey9806102 жыл бұрын
besides Abby and DiNozzo being my favorites, i love it how Ziva and Gibbs are funny and serious
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
I have more respect for Ducky. David has actually worked on autopsies so he studied his area before he plays a part.
@mikey9806102 жыл бұрын
@@virginiaconnor8350 speaking of Ducky, i find it interesting that he is named (last name) after a type duck (mallard duck)
@jarlairess2 жыл бұрын
Until I took an arrow in the knee got me, I burst out laughing at the reference
@civillady134 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved Mrs. Mallard.
@radicalross77002 жыл бұрын
I forgot how different Abby/Pauley's voice sounded in the first 2 seasons of NCIS.
@KuDastardly Жыл бұрын
Oh God, the "Arrow to the knee" certainly aged well didn't it. lol!
@tytan7772 Жыл бұрын
The best was: "Gibbs, can I hit him?"
@carmenvallejo2021 Жыл бұрын
Ep?
@taylorperry1790Ай бұрын
@@carmenvallejo2021 I believe that was from season five. It was ex file
@louisebye20277 жыл бұрын
fantastic together Ziva and Tony
@AP-se9ok2 жыл бұрын
You know Skyrim is old when the old Ziva team at NCIS is making a reference.
@JC-yj3is3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy talking about Breena hurts now
@emilycaskie53004 жыл бұрын
1:43 Tony! You know better! Don't make fun of Tim in front of Papa bear Gibbs!
@bendrenth4414 жыл бұрын
Who else agrees Jimmy looks astounding in that suit?
@crazyman76713 жыл бұрын
Imagine if we had a "what if" episode that has: Gibbs DiNozzo Mcgee Kate Ziva Bishop AND Torres ALL TOGETHER 😁
@ger55655 жыл бұрын
I like Ziva so much more than Kate, but Sasha Alexander was so great on Rizzoli and Isles. Still Ziva is AMAZING!!!! Gibbs and Abby are such a great pair.
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
Sasha transferred out and "R&I" didn't last as long. Cote left and where is she? Pauley left and went tried "Broke" which went bust too. Anthony went over to fo "Bull". "Bull" no more. David simply retired and he's outlasted the above. His show, "The Invisible Man" was cancelled by "The Gemini Man" which didn't last even that long. Even David's lasted longer in "NCIS" longer than he did in "MFU", "IM", and "Sapphire&Steel" together.
@chrissybabyist2 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why Abby duck taped his forehead. 😂🤣
@Tyler_Mills262 жыл бұрын
No idea but it's across his hairline that'll hurt when they remove it! xxx
@casper-hale Жыл бұрын
kate and tony were undeniably so funny.
@muffassa6739 Жыл бұрын
I liked agent Todd I hated when she was killed off. But this is one of my favorite shows.
@GBRyker615 жыл бұрын
7:26, best moment in the vid.
@emmyg2 жыл бұрын
The team should have known by 6:58 that Abby can take care of herself she is from Louisiana for goodness sake and sleeps in a coffin.
@loganmajors24425 жыл бұрын
dinozzo does such a good William Shatner impression
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
I like the "Star Trek" references. Funny that Scott played Cpt. Archer in "Enterprise" and then gets a role in "NCIS:NO". He and Dean worked together in "Quantum Leap" and in an episode ('Detained') on "Enterprise". I'm not sure anyone can replace Dean, certainly not the person who will be re-casted as his chr.in "QL"!
@nowankersallowed21154 жыл бұрын
What makes a good team? When you understand how each thinks or works. It allows for the umm I wouldn't do that.. or yeah go for it. Compatibility is important within a team environment.. it keeps the wheels turning smoothly. It doesn't mean losing individuality but rather it enhances the individual and team skills.
@donotneed22505 жыл бұрын
Love those dresses the ladies are wearing at the end including Betty Boop's.
@gviller221310 жыл бұрын
Poor Ducky. lol
@virginiaconnor83504 жыл бұрын
He's been with the team since season 1, longer than many of the others. One quit because "she didn't realise the work would be so hard."
@austinmyers67792 жыл бұрын
NCIS isn't the same without Tony.
@dmclegg669 ай бұрын
Or Abby.
@logan-maxwell16269 жыл бұрын
Ducky's mother
@robynowen25834 жыл бұрын
Ducky's Mom rocked
@lorenjones36624 жыл бұрын
"I meant Abbie, dodo head."
@godessofshadows42218 жыл бұрын
Abby's voice sounds different from seasons 1-4 and so on. What happened?
@Btybooo8 жыл бұрын
Pauley Parette was a lead singer in a all girl band I'm guessing that she may have damaged he vocal cords. gotten better
@godessofshadows42218 жыл бұрын
Ooh yeah. That could be it.
@babypuss977 жыл бұрын
v v vvvv can v
@makosmakeovers96067 жыл бұрын
GodessofShadows its deeper I prefer it know though
@demariejones34382 жыл бұрын
@@Btybooo omg now I have to go and find that!
@Luna4264 жыл бұрын
I don't get why everyone hates of Jimmy's suit. I think it is adorable
@someoneyouknow20252 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@glarcier43984 жыл бұрын
the mother was hilarious
@Rovetown8 ай бұрын
"Not until i took an arrow to the knee" just kills me
@Pastel_pearls23249 ай бұрын
You need to do a vid with every single last one of Gibbs' head slaps!! I just seen the one where they helped a young female sergeant and she stole his head smack, and Abby was like "She stole your headsmack Gibbs!" It was so cute but funny at the same time so pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee do a vid with Gibbs' headsmacks
@martinteece89833 жыл бұрын
Wish I knew the name of ducky mother cause her acting was just delightfull for the role.
@ninabriesch41843 жыл бұрын
Nina Foch - she died in 2008
@timengineman2nd71410 ай бұрын
About the 3:57 mark Ducky (RIP D.M.!) makes a reference to the Movie: Psycho. In the mid 1970's a friend of mine, a few apartments down, had his sister over and they watched it, for each of them, their first time (DVD) and she insisted that it didn't scare her. When she was in the shower later that night, he was able to get a butcher's knife shadow on the shower curtain. I heard here scream over the Beatles record I was playing!!! "For some strange reason" the Bloomington Police sent 3 squad cars that got there within a few minutes! He had to pay the complex for a new front door. I'm not too sure if they have started talking to each other yet.... (LOL, but he did catch "heck" from their parents! And it did take over a year before she said more than a few words, and even those only when necessary, to him!!
@crazyman76716 ай бұрын
I always found it funny at 1:09 that the lady Ziva and Tony were admiring, was actually the suspect they were looking for in the episode
@GracePattison5611 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much!
@Renville8010 ай бұрын
Thank you for ensuring captions for the deaf are enabled.
@floofycosplayer26115 жыл бұрын
I'm so like abby as well. I am a emo goth with my haired in pony tales every day. She is my idol along with the KZbinr batism on fire
@disasterstuff1114 жыл бұрын
she ain’t GOTH she said that many times before
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
What is an emo goth anyway? Glad she's not.
@carolynmurtaza11804 жыл бұрын
Love the last one lol
@EdnaSpoonhands10 жыл бұрын
0:13 - 0:16 BURN!!!!
@aaliyahdavid10349 жыл бұрын
they agree with tiva
@seanpenrod Жыл бұрын
Excellent episodes!
@CJ-jn5ik4 жыл бұрын
I miss Abby!!
@user-vm5ud4xw6n9 ай бұрын
My favorite line “I cannot sit through another one of those I will shoot myself!!!” He pretty much hit the nail on the head!!
@seanpenrod Жыл бұрын
Great episodes!!
@kristopherkranock42018 ай бұрын
I would love it if Gibbs meant Steve MacGarret and Danny Williams because the way they ‘interrogate’ that one person from Season One when a cop 👮♂️ was cooked alive with his badge in his mouth 👄. They interrogate him by bungee cords him to the hood of Danny’s car and drive it with him still tied on it, lol 😂!
@Btybooo11 жыл бұрын
t the episode right after they resqud Ziva and she is waiting for her phych clearance.
@Loveroffood414 ай бұрын
Never piss ziva off 2:56. Abby truly knows how to take care of herself 6:55.
@virginiaconnor83505 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend plays "Skyrem" too. I think David created some video games too.
@anitakrijgsman57784 жыл бұрын
8:53 LOL just love Ducky's mom.. 7:14 'Don't tell me you're afraid of a little pussy...cat Tony?' haha
@GracePattison5611 жыл бұрын
hey can you tell me what episode 6:24 is? Great videos! Loving them so far :)
@agoraphobicadam11712 жыл бұрын
Ziva is a screamer.....Well Alright.
@liamsullivan40644 жыл бұрын
i miss the show
@shelbysummers42442 жыл бұрын
I love tony dinozzo hes funny
@Btybooo11 жыл бұрын
200th episode lies before eyes
@user-ov6yu3ms2n2 жыл бұрын
懐かしいシーン🥰
@user-ov6yu3ms2n2 жыл бұрын
知っている人がいて嬉しい🥰
@Jackhammer119010 ай бұрын
R.I.P Ducky you were the heart & soul of the show.
@Craigaloop10 жыл бұрын
they are all funny
@JN-ug5ky8 жыл бұрын
truth!
@ilovehoseok3 жыл бұрын
obfuscating
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
Kasie's funny. I like her too.
@jeshcar5 жыл бұрын
For Skyrim! For Talos!
@BlackWolfQueen0705 Жыл бұрын
Gibbs' secret superpower speaking Kligon.
@richard634 жыл бұрын
They gave Ziva some pretty good lines but , for me, Kates were better. Miss you Sasha :)
@user-su1vi4ph4i4 жыл бұрын
Love you tony and more
@greencello599 Жыл бұрын
When McGee throws up on the ship, someone, ie Gibbs, should've said, "You're cleaning that McGee."
@jeannegallegos84103 жыл бұрын
I remember Nina Foch from many old movies. An "American in Paris" was one I've recently seen. She also acted w/ Shirley Temple in a T.V. show about a little mermaid where she was a good person. To me she will always be The Nina Foch, not this poor sick old mother of Ducky. I am saddened, but we all grow older till we pass away. I will miss her.
@virginiaconnor83502 жыл бұрын
She also played on "Murder, She Wrote". A beautiful Dutch woman. We're all getting older. I even hate saying how old I am so I just say "I'll be -- on my next birthday" like Cdr. T'Pol told Trip when he compared her to an old oil painting in 'Zero Hour' on "Enterprise". My dad used to just say, "I'm 39" every year. I think he got that from Jack Benny!