Final Fantasy 7 REMAKE - ALL Cloud Dresses

[@wagglycloth4547]

Lol and everyone was scared they’d remove the cross dressing. Square was like nah mate now you’ve got a choice of what to wear.

[@ashleightompkins3200]

And yet, the pigtails stay. Seriously they do not suit him

[@karikim6905]

@@ashleightompkins3200 not on the third dress!

[@playererror4044]

@@ashleightompkins3200 i just love how he does nothing with the rest of his hair, maybe there was too much gel in it and it was too hard

[@priestesslucy]

Should have gone for the ponybraid, ala Astolfo lol

[@yukinezx342]

@@priestesslucy yeah it wold look good

[@TheDragonstare]

I find it funny how Aerith is just sitting there like "yes yes yes show me the twink!"

[@jetghoul4182]

Yo this cimment had my wheezing

[@veronicamorgan8712]

LMFAAAAOOOO

[@xilitla.]

me talking to my gamer friends about this game when i never play them

[@megamage911]

She's just all-out fangirling xD

[@PoisonSolution]

Phoenix Dragon lmao!!

[@ladysquidkey]

FF7 is a very serious game about eco-terrorism.

[@mvodinh]

And handling ptsd and mental disorder.

[@hfdjdfhs]

OK I will believe you. I saw only this and the one aboud hand massage. It was yt recommendation 😂

[@marcusgabriel8365]

“I wrote a blog post while ago of why I f*cking hate video games, because this is what it does it appeals like to the male fantasy.” *Shows a guy doing drag while his girl who is clearly having a good time*

[@mvodinh]

Marcus Gabriel just doing this to rescue his childhood friend from a pimp. Then in an odd twist of getting himself picked, and his picture of being in a drag selling incredibly well.

[@juanortiz9123]

Suuuuure :p

[@viteydarniy7]

Love how Tifa and Aerith are in beautiful yet normal evening dresses, while Cloud is made into goth lolita.

[@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture]

Fits the Dark and Brooding Personality

[@wonderlandartwork3579]

Hey, gothic lolita chiming in to say that's not gothic lolita ^^ Clouds dresses are more victorian/rococo evening wear inspired.

[@viteydarniy7]

​@@wonderlandartwork3579 Right! Victorian/rococo lolita then!

[@wonderlandartwork3579]

@@viteydarniy7 it's not lolita in general ^^ lolita has an entirely different silhouette

[@viteydarniy7]

@@wonderlandartwork3579 I know more about real historical dresses. For me, lolita is victorian fashion made "kawai", to which, in this case, Cloud certainly fits.

[@waterking74]

Cloud is constantly has this look of “where the hell is the mirror?”

[@GemCraze0107]

XD

[@ashleightompkins3200]

Or "Where is the booze?"

[@jgon12]

More like "why I'm here just to suffer?"

[@IJustWantAMocha]

Ikr xD I thought the same

[@madkilla707]

He needs No mirror Reason He Might turn Into Lightning(FF13)

[@Lunapixel_]

This is bringing back so many memories of 7 year old me rampaging around town, trying to get the best gear for this mission and screaming "I WILL BE THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS!"

[@razorcandy180]

Jennifer Fannin omg me to 😂 I still have FOUR different save files in case I screwed up on something 😅

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

I never liked dresses, but i wanted Cloud to be the most BEAUTYFUL LADY.

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Lol

[@gs-nq6mw]

I learned English just to play this game lol

[@pabloosset2533]

Aerith is having the time of her life and I love it

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

The best part is that she's panting.

[@chaser5616]

@@rosesweetcharlotte hyping

[@Deskurtindo]

You just know she's fighting the urge to scream "YES BITCH,WERK, SLAY MOTHER"

[@dragonboimmdvideos]

@@Deskurtindo she's so into voguing rn

[@theprobester6034]

Fernando Rodrigues I’m dead! She’s been watching too much Drag Race🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@rai.b]

every girl gangsta until cloud shows up in a dress and looks prettier than every one

[@beastmotoz]

I think Cloud looked prettier is the 3rd outfits

[@ruki4585]

So true

[@lilmamagc]

aerith's reaction was basically mine the whole time

[@elver2218]

He llooks better than mmmmeeeeeeee *sads:3*

[@dddoggo5042]

Finally I could see to Cloud not only in one dress but in three *REMASTERED* Now I can die in peace

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

They couldn't pick just one.

[@greenliongirl07]

Well, if you think about it, they couldn't just do one dress for him. Different fabrics look and behave differently.

[@madkilla707]

You Got Wrong Choice Of Words

[@chrys2486]

Absolutely! Be still my gay, rainbow-bleeding heart! ❤️ don’t have to watch hours of walkthrough to find this gem 🥰👏🏾👏🏾

[@AuraDragonKnight]

@@greenliongirl07 Which fabric is which dress? I don't have the game, so, I want to know which one is which. I prefer the one with the long hair down, but as for the dress, I can't tell which is the best one.

[@lukesguywalker]

the extensions look like they realized they couldn’t do shit with cloud’s hair and just glued them at the nape of his neck 😭

[@tapist3482]

Those spikes are anchored in the time and space. They're indestructible objects.

[@billlupin8345]

It's a reference. In the original game, you could get a good wig or a bad one.

[@princessthyemis]

@@billlupin8345 funny!

[@anonymousfellow8879]

...oh thank you it’s not just me

[@MaoKittyMaoMao]

That is my only complaint ROFL like baby give Cloud a lace front PLEASE, I beg

[@IzanagiO]

I like how Cloud speed walks straight to the door and doesn't say a word to her. Aerith's little run to him to lmaoooo

[@gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110]

He like :"don't say anything" Aerith is like:"But You look so pretty!"

[@A2goddess]

He's gonna be like this *punches the guy that made him to a crossdresser*

[@galaxy_kitten95]

Lt. Colonel Degurechaff Cloud has a good amount of funny moments on his side. I couldn’t stop laughing with him trying his damnest to speed walk out of there. At first, I thought there was something wrong with the game because Cloud kept ignoring me every time I went up to him with Aerith. 😂😂😂

[@greylithwolf]

The best part is when she finally talks to him it's like, "Cloud, you were so-" "Yes, awesome, nailed it, moving on!"

[@wheresmyjetpack]

@@greylithwolf that's to Tifa

[@Skullgrin.]

Who's the prettiest boy in Midgar NOW, Sephiroth??

[@TiaLeara]

Ah damn, still Sephi, I guess. Or maybe my boy Yazoo...

[@kirak1561]

Skullgrin It’s still Sephiroth

[@Blooooops]

Andrea Rodea. Always.

[@RyosukeTakahashiRX7]

Still Sephiroth.

[@MrPenetroso]

Sephi would look stunning if he cross dressed. Sorry, but it's a fact.

[@eeveemiscellaneous8270]

The real reason why people wanted a remake of this game XD

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

True

[@DucktorQuackers]

honestly? yeah I ain't gonna lie.

[@gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110]

Lol When i saw it in the trailers I was like wow Didn't know they actually added clould Cross dressing I'm sold

[@Ph3n0barb13d0llGaming]

I feel called out

[@eeveemiscellaneous8270]

@@Ph3n0barb13d0llGaming I mean it's not a wrong reason to purchase a game. He's cute

[@Raven-zz4zt]

let me just say Cloud is rocking those dresses "true beauty is an expression of the heart a thing without shame, to which notions of gender don't apply" PREACH IT GORGEOUS

[@squasholantern6343]

Gaaaayyyyy

[@squasholantern6343]

@Whöre of Babylon Are you offended because you're gay?

[@dayp68gaming20]

@Cyrus McWind you need to get over yourself.

[@nokachi3339]

It's kinda weird tho

[@Raven-zz4zt]

@@nokachi3339 might take some getting used to for some people but hey as long as you don't judge

[@DMAN99]

I like to imagine Zack is watching from the life stream with a stupid smirk on his face.

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

Zack: "....heh.....heh....HHAAHAHAHhahaaa!!" Cloud: "SHUT UP!!"

[@hly1226]

Or he is laughing so hard, he is crying.

[@madkilla707]

And Sephiroth Behind the TV Screen Smiling Deep Inside

[@Yakkosprite]

Im pretty sure Zack would be laughing his pants off

[@AlvinaYunoa]

James Wright Or taking them off........okay sorry I’m leave now

[@jaketheberge1970]

If no one makes a mod where you can wear a dress all through the game as Cloud than humanity has failed.

[@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture]

The mod would just swap the cover skin so he(Cloud) would change into his ExSoldier uniform for the Dress-Up SideQuest.

[@TearD6]

I love how Cloud just looks so stunned through it all, that he can't even begin objecting until it's all over! It's perfect!

[@Konh-Minh]

To me he looks like he's reflecting on his life decisions and contemplating what happened to lead him to do this.

[@TearD6]

@@Konh-Minh Sephiroth: "Cloud, I am your ultimate trauma..your despair and self-loathing made manifest! Andrea: "Hold my rouge."

[@fithria2984]

@@TearD6 so true 😂

[@DIe3llie]

Sometimes for about a second he looks like he is about to cry😂

[@thevoid3010]

TearD6 really I think he’d look a lot cuter if he just smiled. It’s hard to admire the dresses when he constantly looks in pain

[@TheeFri2]

I wonder how cosplayers that were planning to do cross dressing cloud are feeling now that there are multiple dresses to chose from now~

[@MikoOverloard]

Extremely excited. So many options, too few cons

[@becke3830]

One for every day of a Con...

[@morganmiller41]

Gerudo Link: Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Lol

[@ruintheday13]

Tequila Joseph Joestar: Aren't we quite the trio~

[@ddx-art9794]

Me when my mom says we have jotaro vs Dio at home: "not bad mom"

[@claudiag3214]

I died laughing when the guy said “perfection” and Cloud’s dead ass face 😂😂

[@zerobudgetgamer]

NGL, Andrea's speech at the end about how notions of gender don't apply when it comes to true beauty is a good motto. If you like what you wear and want to look the best you can in it, don't matter what you've got rocking between your legs.

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

Oh, I agree completely! Short but VERY inspirational!

[@Tangerator]

I'll still judge your ass if you come up to me wearing a dress with hairy ass fuckin arms and legs, whether its appreciated or not, I look at it in a societal sense, and society is moving ass backwards.

[@ashleightompkins3200]

In my opinion, if you think you can work it, you should wear it. Junk is just that. Junk. So don't let it dictate how you dress

[@lindenbree9188]

@@Tangerator I mean... if a hairy person wears normal shorts, you're still gonna see the hairy ass legs. Not sure how a dress makes it any better or worse

[@IceQueen975]

Agreed. Now if people could stop confusion clothing preferences with gender, that'd be great.

[@daokoxd1145]

Tifa: That dress! That Makeup! Cloud: Nailed it. I know. Lets go. Aahahah I died at that

[@TheOneEV2]

This scene is golden too. I love the look on Tifa's face, and the fact Cloud deadpans his response. The Reveal scene was great, but I lost it at Cloud and Tifa.

[@DeadMech1]

Me too. This game has some amazing humor.

[@jinhunterslay1638]

A rare occasion where the dubbed version is funnier than the original. In Japanese he simply says something along the lines of “I had no choice !”

[@shoshitaketakeyani3275]

I love that part

[@soijinruiz9492]

Andrea: Perfection Cloud: Sephiroth buddy, pal, amigo, please come over and end me.

[@ashleightompkins3200]

Cloud, Sephiroth is the kind of sadist who'd be in the crowd with a bucket of popcorn and a camera

[@DecimusYna]

Sephiroth is definitely in the crowd, bud.

[@kirkfogg8366]

Sephiroth: sorry fam but that would make me a simp.

[@hi_biscus6603]

@@kirkfogg8366 lol Sephiroth acting like he not a simp

[@Raven-zz4zt]

Sephiroth: "Oh but Cloud" *takes a seat in the audience* "where's the fun in that"

[@AlaskanGhost]

First dress; "I look ridiculous." Second dress; "I feel... Wrong." Third dress; "Nailed it I know, thank you, moving on."

[@mikotoh]

oh wow, does that line really change depending on the dress?

[@AlaskanGhost]

@@mikotoh No... That's just what his cringes make me think is going through his head.

[@AlienWithABox]

Which is ironic because the first dress is actually the best dress you can get. The plain black is the worst and the white one is the middle one.

[@shoshitaketakeyani3275]

mikoto, the last quote is one of his lines when you reunite with Tifa

[@fieryrainbowdog]

@@AlienWithABox I think that's closer to lilac, a very very light purple. But yeah. Bold blue corset is my favorite, then the lilac, a few too many ruffles for my liking, and then the grey one. The grey on dark grey one just feels... dull.

[@jrickducking6685]

Game designer: ok how gay sho- Game director: the whole sequence of that level

[@DraceEmpressa]

I mean , the director is Nomura

[@SlavoidUkr]

@@DraceEmpressa i didn't get it

[@DraceEmpressa]

@@SlavoidUkr This game is directed by Tetsuya Nomura, who is also character designer for FF and KH for some time now. and he also designed WoL, Marluxia, and more pretty boys on the list... you get it

[@phamthienphuc3951]

"True beauty is an expression of the heart, a thing without shame, to which notion of gender don't apply" - Andrea

[@Cloud701]

Exactly all I can do is Scream yes baby yes!!!

[@PurpleStarryGalaxy]

The fact he knows how to walk in heels. This shows that Cloud has some cross-dressing experience that he is too scared to tell us about.

[@georgebaynard4096]

Galaxy maybe it’s those Jenova cells

[@Strawhatfox]

It's the mako.

[@ashleightompkins3200]

It's the SOLDIER training. Plus walking in heels is all about balance

[@wolverineminer]

@@georgebaynard4096 it's not that hard.

[@georgebaynard4096]

wolverineminer ‘Twas a joke my friend

[@yon9533]

he's rocking those dresses but those braid extensions should go

[@thefodlanstar9395]

Arfidya Febi wdym?? those extensions actually fit him honestly, it's close to the original one 👀

[@PrettyBeadWithaK]

The pink bows with the first dress throw everything off.

[@addiowl8538]

@@thefodlanstar9395 i know, but it just looks funny on cloud. i cannot stop laughing everytime I see it

[@hanon2012]

@@thefodlanstar9395 love those braid extensions

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

Seriously? I love them with the second dress. They look adorable! Not so much with the first dress.

[@BenoitAdam]

Try to talk to cloud Immediately when he runs off. He will ignore you several times. I couldn't stop laughing XD XD

[@sanzuriver2959]

Aerith to Cloud, come in.

[@teragram38crows49]

If Zack was around for this, he would so be egging this on. I could see him strong arming Cloud into doing this with Aerith's help.

[@zerobudgetgamer]

Hence why he and Aerith were always perfect for one another. So many people talking about Zack sighing in Heaven or whatever, but he's probably sitting alongside Aerith in the Inn sharing her vibes throughout this and the dance scene.

[@chunga100]

@@zerobudgetgamer it really makes it a shame that zack is dead, seeing how he is so beloved.

[@Chactemal]

Zack would totally get on drag and dance for Aeirth lol

[@pente7520]

Omg i miss zack so much q.q without him cloud dont still alive...

[@BlackWingAngelGirl]

Zack would be down, no questions asked, and he'd likely check himself out in a mirror and be like, 'Holy shit dude! I look hot! Hey, you think I could tease Angeal or Sephiroth like this... Or maybe even Tseng?' Zack is a playful dork and has fun with almost everything XD

[@leonardmccoy4797]

“ShinRa’s Drag Race. May the best SOLDIER, best SOLDIER win.”

[@toriandtilly]

"Cloud..... Shantay you stay." "Sephoroth... Sashay away."

[@zerosorigin8387]

Honestly I like the music when he goes through the transformation. Really Catchy.

[@jonathanrodriguezvillegas6763]

That's what you hear in gay clubs and discos 😂 I loved it too!

[@chrisredeo4847]

It is kinda catchy

[@UnlimitedFlyers]

"Life can be harsh it can be bitter We can make it also sweet Here at the Honeybee Inn every moment is supreme" (2nd part, as best as I can.) Live every moment here and now here at the Honeybee Inn you dream That's all I can make out. When the revelation happens, there are so many voices and sound effects obfuscating the background music, it gets tougher to figure out the lyrics.

[@KitKatWiffleBallBat]

"True beauty is an expression of the heart. A thing without shame to which notions of gender don't apply." "Don't ever be afraid, (Anyone)..." I feel that. Love it! 💕💞💖💥💛

[@CartoonEric]

Poor Cloud is like, "How did I get talked into this?"

[@coolgoyim1133]

Dude danced with them so it's mostly his fault

[@LuckiSir]

*”What am I doing with my life?”* - Some Yakuza guy

[@ericcalderon9546]

You say if you had a choice

[@RubenGoMoRadioboyPlus]

No.

[@sopechild6405]

Mirror mirror in the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Mirror: The fairest of them all is.... Cloud Strife.

[@Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya]

...With skin as white as snow... and a huge ass knife.

[@beastmotoz]

@@Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya lol

[@gemiemma]

Cloud: " well.......i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"

[@Kaarl_Mills]

*AWAKEN MY FETISHES!*

[@LokiToxtrocity]

@@Kaarl_Mills AYA YAYAYA~

[@whatofitcosmos7172]

LMFAO

[@charlieraven6342]

Deb woke something up in Aerith

[@Saul30119]

Nah my hand fetish still there

[@Ty-Dy]

Can we please get a round of applause for the people who dressed Cloud up. They are the NASCAR pit crew of makeovers and they deserve to be acknowledged for their hard work

[@kutuluculucu659]

Andrea : perfection Cloud : *deadinside

[@gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110]

Lol

[@angelodewitt6336]

Cloud face can say "Stop this torture and kill me now"

[@caitlyncpelletier]

Cloud: this is the LAST TIME I WEAR GIRL CLOTHES! Square Enix: Get in the Dress!👗

[@marcodragneel8035]

There was an npc saying " Why does her dress make me hungry?", I think that dude is hungry for cloud

[@NuclearRaven13]

But it is extremely possible that he doesn't want to eat him the sexual way, and is infact a cannibal.

[@marcodragneel8035]

Yes maybe, but I wanna dream of a drag cloud and npc hookup hahahah

[@SlavKnightVlad]

So am i

[@felixramirez9920]

So he hungay?

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

@@SlavKnightVlad Chad

[@waltrz]

Everyone is caught up in the energy of the stage, meanwhile Cloud looks like his spirit has left his body.

[@freya3118]

Aerith: "Cloud!! You are so pretty!" At the corner, Cloud: "Don't talk to me, my dignity as a guy is crush."

[@superthorc6894]

Freya and and Don Corneo be like “Sweet a trap a bonus”

[@madkilla707]

I Like That! -Sephiroth "Cloud Intensfies"

[@mvodinh]

Just wait until they reached date scene. Could be anyone even barret.

[@nondayz593]

I feel like Cloud is low key actually feeling it... he didn’t even try to resist

[@bandaging_]

Cloud: "Oh no, a piece of fabric destroyed my dignity"

[@DecimusYna]

I can't believe that they still keep the spiky hair lmaoo.

[@ayanamcr.7303]

He even has the generic anime girl run whenever he’s in the dresses 😂

[@gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110]

Me:'Prefection! " Lol

[@wannabehistorian371]

Wait where?

[@ayanamcr.7303]

Poke Emblem it’s not in this video,

[@AvitheTiger]

UM WHAT No one And I mean NO ONE Should be able to walk in heels that perfectly on their first try -unless of course this isn’t his first try-

[@brightsoull]

He used to be a shinra soldier so I wouldn't be surprised if part of his training helped become more dexterous on his leg. Your theory still stands tho

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

This is a theory I can get behind

[@KyeEnzoden]

Lonely child raised by only his momma. Wouldn't be surprised if he got bored and wore her heels a few times.

[@fictionfan3699]

Steven Universe says hi

[@ScarletTsubasa]

@@KyeEnzoden I can totally see this being the case. I have younger brothers. I have distinct memories of them both putting on my mother's and grandmother's heels while goofing off when we were small

[@rayasg7326]

When Aerith was like: _AAAAAAGH AAAAAAGH AAAAAGH!_ I felt that

[@nochujk101]

Just imagine Sephiroth seeing all of this

[@XianHaos]

Sephiroth probably do some Magical Girl transformation with full body pads, 6 inch stilettos and a cocktail dress and an angelic feathered updo, and end it by saying, "naw, bitch... you basic."

[@Joe-be6nz]

Run Cloud Run away

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

I've read some fanfics to know where this is going...

[@madkilla707]

Oh.....There Goes My Tralala......Flying High!!!!! -Sephiroth

[@KELOPHE]

@@XianHaos that would be glorious lmao 🤣

[@XerKoro_neo]

The blue dress is probably best for a cross dressing cloud. Not only does the color match with his eyes, it covers the shoulders and the segments help to cover and conceal Cloud's broad shoulders and manly physique. The long V of the black and white and the one piece of the pink don't do his body any favors when trying to look feminine. Plus I think the hair and tiara on the pink one are gaudy and too thrown on looking.

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Agreed

[@keerya4179]

Nah, if you have broad shoulders, puffy sleeves only make them look broader. That's my problem with the 3rd dress, the silhouette is clearly not of a woman because of the shoulder part.

[@XerKoro_neo]

@@keerya4179 while I agree, the different darker colors work to counteract that. Which is why the pink frilly one is even worse because it has bright pink puffy shoulders

[@keerya4179]

@@XerKoro_neo Wait, sorry I thought you were talking about the last dress. I was talking about the last dress. xD I think we actually agree

[@LadyB_20]

Agreed. Aeriths Red dress is stunning too.

[@jinhunterslay1638]

“Not only are we not removing this scene, we’re spending *HALF* our budget on it!” ~ Square Enix

[@millie456601]

All the dresses are pretty cute on Cloud, but the first one is my favorite. I wish the bows were black instead of pink though, it would certainly match and look better.

[@Bane_Amesta]

I prefer the second dress, but I agree, pink bows with a black/blue goth gown? Why Square?

[@behindthemirror2215]

i think cloud looks nicer in deep winter colour the third one doesn't suit him but i think it would suit someone like sephiroth more

[@skygirlBAJ]

Sora and Riku are laughing their heads off in the front row.

[@Snowstorm174]

skygirlBAJ absolutely. Or at least Sora definitely is. Riku would probably be trying to hide his amusement.

[@lulugoodnight2747]

Well all know Riku is full sending wanting to be in clouds place. Just saying.

[@Delkitagawa]

New smash alt skins?

[@kevin.r3493]

Oh god no😂

[@TearD6]

Ooooh...wouldn't that be a brilliant business decision...

[@starropenisthe4th786]

TearD6 oh fuck ye I need it now

[@whalecrumpet7138]

@@kevin.r3493 you spelled yes wrong lmao

[@mickbotcast]

Cloud: ask my opinion first please

[@TheMutantCreeper]

Honestly this is one of my favorite scenes. Especially how excited Aerith gets when she gets to see cloud.

[@vazanere]

He takes Andrea's hand, but not Sephiroth's? Come on Cloud!

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

Well, Sephiroth never takes him out dancing, now does he?

[@chaser5616]

He did took sephiroth sword in his stomach though,twice, could you count that as handholding too

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

Cloud: "Hey! He stabbed me, piss off!" XD

[@wangledteb5671]

omg he looks so amazing and everyone is so stoked on it except for him xD Guy can face down giant robots and monsters without batting an eye but him in a dress was the most aggravated I've seen him all game

[@TheNuclearArcade]

Cloud: “End me now.”

[@percivaldesertmoon677]

give_me_ya_memes_ now poor Cloud

[@ayast.claire1512]

the moment cloud sat on the chair, he knew he fk'd up

[@IAmTheStig32]

Cloud: Kill me! Aerith: Later!...

[@z3r070000]

Cloud: *walking into shop before this* "one drugs please."

[@Riley_MDS]

I'm just a straight male, but somehow cloud in Crossdressing is making me... Loving him... Jesus Christ what am I thinking!

[@OwinBlazer]

Awaken my master!

[@slainemccool2875]

You like men now deal with it 😅

[@kiraleshoth]

Most of us will always have one exception. Cloud is the exception for everyone.

[@Riley_MDS]

@@kiraleshoth I couldn't agree more... *OH NO HE'S PRETTY!!* my reaction be like dat

[@SaKura-il8op]

But thinking someone’s pretty isn’t the same as being attracted to them. I think girls are pretty, yet I only like dudes.

[@han8281]

Cloud : *"I was reborn, just to suffer."*

[@jodex_md8008]

Freakin' Cloud rocking gothic lolita 😂

[@Sayu277]

Not even Lolita just full on fancy goth

[@IceQueen975]

It's not Gothic Lolita. Just aristocratic goth.

[@brianseufert4917]

I failed this dance sequence mission the first time thru. Couldn’t even see the screen I was crying from laughing so hard.

[@astrius4125]

The guy who crossdresses Cloud is freaking hot

[@madkilla707]

C.A.T.S. Cast

[@astrius4125]

@AJ Chong I wouldn't mind having him on my bed😂

[@galaxy_kitten95]

Astrius He’s fabulous!! I definitely wouldn’t mind having a one night stand with him. He’d rock my world. 😍😍

[@andrewrenshaw2741]

@@galaxy_kitten95 you would have to kill a bunch of stuff to even get his attention. And dont slip up during the dance.

[@kimthvnh]

*honey im in love*

[@iissushi6629]

It's impossible to keep a straight face while watching this

[@andreapiccolo8199]

"Don't ever be afraid Cloud"

[@sogekinoshira8947]

Am I the only one who totaly imagined Aerith thinking "Am I bisexual now?" during the first scene ? 😂

[@juliansanchezharris5773]

The first dress must be the best one i believe, although the last wig/extension was the best one too 🤔 Strange.

[@madkilla707]

If Andrea Could be Replace By Sephiroth Mod That Scene Would Be A "PERFECTION"

[@winniethepooh4141]

Cloud doesn't get a pink wig to cosplay as Lightning 0/10

[@rainwitchansy]

Even though Lightning is supposed to be a gender-swapped Squall.

[@dezvonbolt575]

@@rainwitchansy No you are thinking of Paine FF X-2

[@FOXCYBORGNINJA]

Dez Von Bolt Lighting got the SOLDIER uniform so yes you are absolutely correct.

[@madkilla707]

Mod Character Activated Soon

[@MuhammadRidho-vb2fb]

Hope too

[@crassweller11]

Cloud looked pretty into it for a split second when Andrea dipped him.

[@CharlieCat18]

The first dress was everything 😍 his waist was snatched and I’m living for it 💅

[@gamerv2979]

Cloud actually looks really good like that wish was a permanent skin xx

[@UncleBobIsAngry]

The last outfit wins, hands down. The pigtails with pink bow is very off-putting.

[@anamonoke]

Personally: The First Look had the best dress for Cloud's body The Third Look had the best hair. I always thought those twin tails on Cloud didn't look good on him and I wished that they had gotten rid of them and just stylized his hair more. Which I'm glade that they did that option. The Second Look, The hair and dress matched with one another but it was very plain. Like I going to teach Sunday School in the victorian age plain, not I'm so hot this crime boss wants me.

[@tapist3482]

That's some bizarre metaphor... Why is teaching Sunday School in the Victorian era plain though?

[@anamonoke]

@@tapist3482 I'm referring to it being very conservative and modesty. You didn't show a lot of skin during that time period and you sure as hack to didn't dress that showy during Sunday school. Least you want Elizabeth Parker and her knitting group from down the lane. Whispering about how garish you looked because you wore a bright pink knee length dress to church.

[@alexamderhamiltom5238]

when the brick come to PC, cloud will be beyond of anything....., any GODDAMN single thing, mark my words.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Cloud: kill me. Now.

[@madkilla707]

Sephiroth Is watching......right Now!!!!!

[@Qardo]

Sephiroth: I did...once. Though you chose to live. Also, that Hojo did not help. Blame this all on Hojo.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

Sephiroth: I was but I think I will let you suffer a little longer

[@ArcticMoon1982]

Cloud just has the constant look of “when am I getting paid for this?” And “god what the hell is happening”

[@hermitcard4494]

After that massage Cloud was too relaxed to object being dressed like a cute girl, taken into dance by a man, and receive some flirting from him

[@kristopher4557]

Wait what? The massage?! I picked the poor man's option and she basically tortured Cloud 😂

[@Phoenix87401]

@@kristopher4557 you should give the luxury one a try

[@mikegaming5570]

@Dude28Git she basically seduces him too extreme levels in that one

[@florpleborp2275]

I actually glad I never experienced the original so that I can experience this masterpiece in high-definition anime-esque dramatic glory and let it smack me as hard as it did.

[@TheCaliMack]

CLOUD WON THE MAXICHALLENGE. CONDRAGULATIONS, SWEETIE.

[@starropenisthe4th786]

Ooo yeessssssss Mack cloud is coming out on top!

[@TheCaliMack]

@@starropenisthe4th786 He is serving Lolita realness, dahling!

[@leonardmccoy4797]

Cloud, shantay you stay

[@Selphius]

I have no idea about Final Fantasy 7 and this video has been very confusing to me lmao

[@briggan9444]

its the fact of cloud is a guy who is the main character who is a basically soldier who know how to use is his great sword and they put him in a dress

[@NymphiusE]

Andrea Drag Race. With Aerith as a Guest Judge.

[@deathbykonami5487]

Even in the plain grey one, Cloud still slays. The pink one you get from doing all of Madam M's sidequests is absolutely gorgeous and the blue one from doing all of Chocobo Sam's sidequests really makes his mako infused eyes pop.

[@konnen7354]

I keep seeing Default Male Sheppard in Andrea's face. Cannot be unseen.

[@grayfulbester]

Oh god you are right! So this is what actually happened after the rippers

[@jhoannefrancisco490]

Atleast he's still alive but change career

[@UnlimitedFlyers]

Sheppard is alive and doesn't have PTSD. Plus, he makes a good living making men and women look FABULOUS. I'd say that's a fair trade-off.

[@Salthat]

Like a Leaf in the Wind Tbh I’m actually kinda jelly. That’s a really nice job!

[@Nuvendil]

Hell of a retirement

[@maxspecs]

All three dresses are beautiful, and Cloud absolutely owns it. There’s even different ways his hair is done to compliment them! Which one is your favorite? I’m a fan of the third one, personally. It’s so frilly and cute!

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

The whole time, Cloud's probably thinking, "One drugs please!"

[@Samuraiedge2]

My man...

[@zzz43344]

"My man"

[@LittleAl016]

More like "I hope Tifa will give me free beers after this. I'm gonna need 'em."

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

My man.

[@DragonGyrl96]

My man

[@quadiamond_yt8731]

6:39 Andrea: "notions of gender don't apply. Don't ever be afraid Cloud". Cloud: "Actually, this isn't bad at all".

[@DraceEmpressa]

why are we surprised, it' s nomura. Remember how FFXV has boyband for party members?

[@teal2111]

🤣🤣 Oh gosh.. best comment I have read

[@ThePress00]

No one's surprised. We're all overjoyed 😂 they exceeded our expectations.

[@ashleightompkins3200]

To say nothing of the army of pretty boys from KH

[@DemonChan22]

Now I want to see a crossover with Noctis and Cloud XD

[@clothar23]

@@DemonChan22 We all know Ignis would win a Drag race. But I am not sure how you would even begin to crossdress Gladius. Dude is built like a brick shithouse.

[@jamesbutlerx64]

In Cloud's mind...."you're all dead to me"

[@CartoonEric]

While Aerith looks great in all the dress options, the first one to me personally is the best. I mean...WOW!

[@silentstormshadow2755]

Ikr, her hair in that first one :O

[@Konpekikaminari]

Seriously, she's a serious jaw-dropper with the expensive dress

[@SuperKagomefan]

YES!

[@dr.killson7355]

I feel like cloud would rock a princess peach dress

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

*Meanwhile in heaven angeal is choking zack* Angeal: YOU GAVE THE SWORD TO HIM LEGACY MY ASS?!?!? Zack: ACK I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA DO THIS?!?!?

[@creamcreak]

Angeal's disappointment level: *off the charts*

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

@@creamcreak exactly lmao

[@percivaldesertmoon677]

🤣

[@dipron-dppt134]

Angeal: You could've kept it to yourself, therefore none of this wouldn't have happened. Zack: " *MODULATING PHASE!* "

[@williamwen3477]

@@dipron-dppt134 conflict unresolved

[@crimsonpyron]

Not going to lie, I have mad respect for the developers for the way they did this. Like yeah Cloud is awkward, but they don't turn drag into too much of a joke. "Notions of gender do not apply" kinda great message when you think about it.

[@Snow.Frostborne_Ch]

Cloud.exe has stopped working

[@samoanfun11]

Was it even working when he signed up to do this gig?

[@clothar23]

@@samoanfun11 Those Drugs he bought before are helping.

[@samoanfun11]

@@clothar23 Oh, I forgot about those.

[@sirtimothy92]

Andrea: Honey....... I'm in love Cloud: Why am I hearing boss music?

[@AnaTheUser]

The first one is the best in my opinion

[@nightwolf48nm]

I like the 1st dress but the 3rd hair style.

[@teragram38crows49]

I liked the first two, but the third one seemed a little bit tacky. Maybe because it's so bright. Dark colors seem to suit Cloud more without bringing him too much attention in a crowd.

[@nightwolf48nm]

@@teragram38crows49 I agree that the 3rd Dress is too much but I like the 3rd hair the best. I think the braids on the other two are too thin. They look like cheap Claire's clip on braids.

[@Monty2289]

Aerith's panting is every fangirl of gay Cloud emulated in real time

[@thelordoflulz]

While the original scene was more hilarious, this is much more fabulous 👌🔥

[@Kathrynharrop90]

I think it works really well for a more modern audience 👍

[@syree8581]

Cloud be like: "Yeah just another day, another job..."

[@SilverScarletSpider]

Unreal 😄 Aerith was so proud of Cloud!

[@MoonPhantom]

A little unrelated, but this really brings to mine some of what FF XV lacked. Some humour, fun flair, a bit of ridicoulesness. I mean come on, It's Final Fantasy! Ridicoulesness is part of the charm here!

[@evelynsteger436]

Not to mention Lunafreya isn’t as badass as Tifa or Aerith but that’s just my opinion

[@MoonPhantom]

@@evelynsteger436 Well you don't need to be badass to be a good character. Not at all. How-ever... yeah. Big difference here is that... Lunafreya, we were supposed to care about Lunafreya. We never even MEET Lunafreya! All we have are those letters. So are those funny letters so we get to appreciate her quirks? Nope, they are generic. And when we finally meet her she dies. Aerith how-ever, we KNOW Aerith, we get to spend lots of time with her. We know what an absolutely sweet and caring person she is, how she is ALWAYS trying to help everyone else around her, we see how much she cares. We also get to learn all her funny quirks! That she has a little sas and sometimes is a bit of an air head. We get to learn of her fears and her loneliness, we got to learn of her hopes of the things that drives her. That she believes in the good of people. We get to know HER as a person, and what a wonderful, sweet and caring person she is. So when she dies, it is absolutely GUT wrenching. Lunafreya? ... We don't know her! We don't know anything about her. I imagine that if she had joined the party she would have been the worlds greatest summoner and thus pretty badass. Do we know that though? NO! Do we know any of her quirks or personality traits? NO! Nothing, zip! We don't know her and yet the game expects us to care about her. Sigh.

[@landis9767]

if you think that's what XV lacked, you probalby don't remember it very well. it's like they prioritized selfie cup noodle chocobros fun time over actually having a proper story. there's more plot holes than plot in that game

[@clothar23]

@@landis9767 I personally liked the game, the combat mechanics especially. Was really getting bored of the turn based bullshit . Not a fan of the way leveling up worked though. Way to easy to exploit.

[@landis9767]

@@clothar23 the combat also has a lot of problems. the camera going crazy, the physics glitching, the battle area not being relative to the enemy's position, and of course, being able to spam items with no restrictions whatsoever. i agree that it was fun, but strictly in a turn-your-brain-off kinda way

[@datemasamune2904]

Aerith's strapon is tingling, every time she sees Cloud in a drag.

[@ayea28]

Okay, this made me laugh waaaay too hard. 😂😂

[@SuperKagomefan]

She might secretly be a Fujoshi... Or maybe just sees Cloud as a sister.

[@frybreadtoast1840]

Cloud is definately a bottom

[@Qardo]

I will say this. As much as Cloud is dead on the inside after all of this. Yet rocks it hard regardless. He can blame one man. Hojo. Take a moment and ponder on that. Let it sink in. I won't explain. Yet if you know the story. You will gasp and agree.

[@BlackWingAngelGirl]

You speak truth, my friend, and I must agree. Hojo is completely to blame. ^_-