Creating a Battle Royale in Prison Architect

[@ambiguousamphibian]

Ah another splendid run of Prison Architect where I didn't create a prison... Check out the Perfect Storm DLC (released today) here: play.prisonarchitect.com/ambiguousamphibian Big thanks again to Paradox for the sponsorship on this one!

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Frog man 𓆏 please do more Crusader Kings 3 it's fun and needs more love I give you all my frogs 𓆏

[@zerosumgame5700]

I've seen you play many things in "other" ways, but I don't think I'm very familiar with your Prison Architect content. This may become my evening since bad weather equals too much screen time.

[@R-G-R-Lefhyter]

You and Spiffing Brit are brothers, i'm sure of it, and i wont accept that you tell i'm wrong.

[@RickFoxChicken]

Editing feels very different from the norm. I like the transitions and the spice it adds. Looks nice AA. Good job.

[@kelli4d]

I’m

[@TheKingOfSoup]

ive already seen this game turned into an arborist simulator and a power plant so why not

[@alexh8208]

and dont Forget a Tea planting simulator :)

[@somethingaboutablackpfp2651]

We all find digital characters fun to torment

[@HolyCrusader6420]

Its the S O U P king!

[@youzhou3001]

May I inquire for the power plant video?

[@TheKingOfSoup]

@@youzhou3001 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6rKdYWFbMmhZqs

[@pausetocontinue7621]

“He’s going to taint the soup with his ween!” A crime that not even a winner of this battle royale can be pardoned for

[@marcusjackson1887]

8:47

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

"This man LOOKS like a rat infestation!" Holy shit dude you fucking killed him

[@igorortega6494]

my definition of insults has been updated lmao

[@ghysling]

Fun fact: AAs real name is Joey Jorgensen, so he is litterally playing as himself around 9 minutes in.

[@ambiguousamphibian]

True tho

[@quiet2697]

Should we call him JJ instead of AA then?

[@SkyNinja759]

@@quiet2697 Split the difference and call him ja ja.

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

@@SkyNinja759 I'm just going to call him Jojo

[@SnaFubar_24]

@@quiet2697 but ya doesn't havta call him Johnson...

[@albertjordan3249]

1:53 "They're just drifting over the wall" Well you see, they're essentially quantum tunneling through the wall to the other side. Under normal conditions each employee has a distinct location and velocity. Now however you have introduced so many employees that they no longer behave in a classical manner, but have formed a quantum soup, where their position is no longer a single set of coordinates, but a probabilistic field of potential locations. As a result, when they approach a wall, when that field is large enough, they sometimes just happen to end up on the other side of it.

[@TheSpectralFX]

Mmmmm, Quantum soup.....

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

[@runakovacs4759]

I'm a quantum chemist... and honestly... that actually... sounds close-ish to the real deal?

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

@@runakovacs4759 Does quantum soup taste good?

[@albertjordan3249]

@@runakovacs4759 I'm glad my shitpost is close-ish to the real deal lol. That's my general understanding of how quantum tunneling works as a layman. I know with a high degree of confidence as a computer scientist that what's actually happening is an artifact of how the engine models collisions between entities. Since walls cannot be destroyed by collisions, and the pawn's density is applying a very large collision force as they are repelled by each other, in some localized instances that force is high enough to pass through the wall. In reality what is happening is closer to how a theoretical compressible liquid would evaporate... AA has added a lot of liquid to a small space, causing it to heat up (both the pawns and his computer). This movement isn't uniform but chaotic, and some happen to have enough energy to overcome the enthalpy of vaporization, or in this case, the repelling force applied by collision with the wall. But that didn't seem as funny at the time when I made the original comment, so I went with quantum tunneling instead.

[@Butter_Warrior99]

The winner is pardoned of all crimes.

[@badmiton12]

Straight up sounds like the premise of a movie.

[@overbosstarkanid8837]

Especially the ones that helped him win.

[@endig4501]

@@badmiton12 It kind of is. Throw in the prisoners being controlled by players and bump it up to winning 30 times instead of once, and you're describing Gamer starring Gerard Butler. It's terrible.

[@catupatree1786]

@@endig4501 joeseppi made a really good video about that movie

[@superdupergrover9857]

Event organizer: How are we going to fit as many people as possible in this room to maximize entrance fees? ambiguous amphibian: Just put everyone who arrives inside. If the volume of people is greater than the room volume, the excess people will simply ooze through the walls into nearby rooms. But they have already paid us to get in, so we don't care. In fact, they will have to pay us *_again_* to get back in, so we -possibly could- will earn infinite money.

[@kwarra-an]

check out the Hillsborough Disaster for this clever hack in action

[@LeagueofClans]

When in escape mode you can actually skip time. There’s the “skip punishment” button that allows you to skip all of your punishments. It costs one of your upgrade points

[@ERN468.]

I think he meant that he couldn't skip time because he didn't have any points.

[@sirpuddings8019]

"Flank them and spank them" - Sun Tzu

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Has Ambiguous been broken by all the impossible challenges? I can feel the lovecraftian madness in his voice....

[@kotarldo]

That's Trupen and Spiff fault. Trupen gave him Factorio-crack and Spiff stole the food in Project Zomboid. AA is too pure for that.

[@IAm18PercentCarbon]

This video will spawn a thousand AA memes. "He's going to taint the food with his ween" is a cursed line I cannot unhear.

[@cdru515]

The reason everybody was fighting with fists despite the weapon locker is because being able to find contraband depends solely on what type of room it is. If you instead made small armouries for everybody, the prisoners would then start to arm themselves regardless of any lockers or weapon racks bieng present

[@Jayvees]

That was a fun battle royale when one rat just chilling while all humans fighting against themselves.

[@Iasgo]

This video has a lot of let's game it out vibe Josh would be proud

[@zashakam6112]

"We can't fire the dead ones." "How dare you show up to work dead."

[@General12th]

I, too, like to count by _multiples_ whenever I'm planning my next prison riot. :)

[@THEedcbb3]

Despite not using the natural disaster pack, I'm really enjoying this new ambiguous affray mod

[@kozaak2107]

I honestly prefer your narrative focused videos compared to heavily edited ones.

[@--LZ---]

Yea this is just too fast paced, maybe influenced by the fact it's sponsored and he tried to make a more entertaining video. Just a tad slower with the editing and it would be really good.

[@Templarfreak]

i'd genuinely like to see some actual Prison Architect videos from you it sounds like it'd be fun :D

[@lightlayagajoie5739]

the game is kinda pointless. the failure conditions are kind of a joke and there is no real goal except earning money for which there are endless exploits that you can't even avoid if you try.

[@Templarfreak]

@@lightlayagajoie5739 🤨bruh who tf cares its a fun game

[@leithomnelson7071]

@@lightlayagajoie5739 aren't all games pointless?

[@kashashk]

As soon as the doctor spawned, he already looked traumatized.

[@newtybot]

I adore that the intention of this video was never fulfilled

[@someonethatdefonitelyexists]

You should have put armouries, not lockers, cause the room itself spawns weapons

[@copeman4306]

I need a video where you, the spiffing brit, Grey still plays, and lets game it out are playing something. My imtuision tells my that their massocistic nature of wanting to destroy the world around them would be fun :) it would be like the sinister 6 but its people instead of spiderman vilans.

[@Wikarian99PL]

Ah Yes, watching Mr Samuel Streamer and ambiguousamphibianin at the same time

[@CritterMunch]

I appreciate the Soviet anthem's touching use as the introduction of a strong and organized new prison.

[@TheRealLyrelia]

Ah, yes, modular arithmetic. Counting by multiples is a good pastime. Also, the prisoner punching the gate even after it's been opened is my spirit animal.

[@alexsterckel2511]

Thank you paradox for sponsoring ambiguousamphibian. This was a great showcase of the game!

[@jonatanlj747]

I'm currently awaiting an interview for the position of prison guard. Is this a sign? Should I be worried?

[@Silentwolf47]

If I'm not mistaken, you can hold Shift while hiring staff to hire a ton of them at once

[@chifang705]

Yesss, another masterpiece for me to rewatch a thousand times

[@jamesbinnie8765]

That 2 terabytes of ram sure came in handy here

[@jimmyjam86]

It's useful to have your shirt off in a fight for a number of reasons. Less for your opponent to grab on to

[@BatoNozerca]

Your entire channel is a ruse so you can get paradox to sponsor you so you don't have to pay for the dlc. I respect it.

[@ShwintyKat]

I bet he'd enjoy worldbox

[@skippingrhyme4386]

0:36 My real Name Is Brandon Jorgensen..... I am Honored to be your slave Sir!

[@ricardobaeta3184]

Mmmmh yes, that natural disasters were crazy

[@chocolat_mint]

The editing style is quite overwhelming, but still a great vid! I'm glad that you're trying new things out and look forward to seeing the direction your channel goes in :>

[@biscuit715]

Yeah the editing is a bit much

[@DigitalApex]

Good to see that the supply met the demand of weapons for the inmates.

[@SB-gx9jj]

“It’s gonna make you reconsider this morning thing”. Bingo, it’s cancelled, no more breakfast

[@lr_folfbold6732]

Looks like what I do every time I play the game XD

[@ironmask4568]

Same

[@giovanniguirguis8139]

i love when my favorite KZbinrs mention each other

[@tammybrace6370]

Finally the true battle royale

[@UPDATE8499]

I love when you play the ussr national anthem when talking about walls to keep people in

[@smosh833]

Shit like this actually makes me wanna go and play the game and buy the DLC honestly

[@Superbass73]

New aa video at a good time. I’m seriously trying to not do anything bad to myself, going through a really rough breakup out of nowhere. Thanks for taking my mind off of life for a minute.

[@motionmadness2735]

Hey, I hope you feel better quickly 🙂

[@pebbleyt1357]

Hey mate, hope you feel better soon, keep your head up man

[@yuehaowu]

This reminds me, back in 2019 I had this terrible prison with 4 medium sized holding cells and 100 prisoners for each. Guards dying left and right, massacres here and there and everything that a concentration/extermination camp needed. No food, no showers, just perpetual torment in the most crowded and dirty holding cell on the planet. Even the Germans would’ve been creeped out by the scene, blood, vomit, shotgun shells all over the floor. Dead bodies of guards and prisoners mixed together and no janitors.

[@krogpocalypse7114]

Man this was just... awesome. I love these.

[@YipperX5]

I can't believe it took me a year to see this video. The title alone made me think "is that a Lets Game it Out video? wait AA did a Josh thing!"

[@irkanorphyn]

Spiff has created monsters. Throw the tea in the harbor! XD

[@voidleech3465]

“heeeey, no being unconscious at work. you’re fired.” this fucking guy

[@killerkanten]

I screemed internally when u said at least im safe inside my mind

[@voxvolhynia5400]

Which team are you on? 1) Red Rascals 2) Blue Bandanas 3) Green Goblins 4) Unaffiliated Inmates 5) Naked Unaffiliated Inmates 6) Guards 7) Dead, Fired Guards 8) Government Intervention Forces (GIFs) 9) Mother Nature & Karmic Disasters

[@matthewthomas4914]

I have seen so many people recently stealing your thumbnail format and many of your challenge ideas. Thinking they were a little tactless, I was hesitant to click on this video thinking this seems like another video I have seen from another youtuber. Then at the very beginning you call it out, shout out the youtuber, and everything. Cheers Mate really top shelf stuff right there keep making videos and I will keep watching, liking, and commenting just for reasons like this.

[@YuiFunami]

this is a perfect game for you as the characters are mostly torsos

[@kormagogthedestroyer]

This is an accurate representation of the American prison system

[@holopeve]

I had a shit day, but now I got a beer, some hot ramen and a smile on my face when I saw you posted. Thanks

[@MrGameplaysNL12]

I hope spiff sees this

[@DarrellThody]

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I almost cried well done- awesome editing and your jokes almost made me choke on breakfast

[@bigdmcgee101mikwilla7]

fun fact. hold L-Shift and left click to spawn more than one staff at a time

[@MrDoubledime]

This literally made me fall down laughing

[@TheChosenFailure]

damn Ambiguousamphibian is so close to hitting the lucky number of 666k subs, let's get him there guys!

[@thefirephoenix872]

Okay, wtf, no one was uploading this game recently. But the day I watch some, 4 youtubers upload one within 2 hours of each other.

[@Davicks]

More Kenshi plz :D I love it

[@DerivativeWorker]

It's like a prison made with the same logic as government clerical staffing!

[@droppedpasta]

Today on “AA”: A Manic Episode

[@PrymusOiadQaas]

They should make a soylent green or cannibal food option mod so the dead can be useful for your prisons maybe turn the prison into a human meat packing plant?

[@medes24]

"most of them will never get to eat any food" Jesus Christ this started dark and just delved further from the light lol

[@M240D]

I really enjoyed this episode of Mayor of Kingstown

[@SgtBurned]

Making a hunger games map and doing gang wars would be perfect haha

[@OliverFinn-sg8ly]

Escape mould is basically just the escapists dollar store edition

[@Soapie001]

Holy shit I was reduced to tears from laughing so hard this entire video, especially the first part.

[@patostrophia2948]

Oh god the first few Seconds Look like Chaos..... I LOVE IT

[@tricorius9653]

“How dare you show up to work dead…” 😂😂😂

[@somehuman1901]

I always enjoy the SpongeBob references. Makes me feel less like a boomer.

[@Keel300]

Will you ever make a multiple part series again? I loved your rimworld let's plays

[@karmii_p]

Damn- two of my favorite KZbinrs got sponsored to play this game. Nice!

[@andreworders7305]

The chefs get left alone

[@insertnamehere4088]

This will be interesting

[@andreworders7305]

A rifle doesn’t count as contraband somehow

[@ChloeOfTheCookies]

LOVE this style of editing!!! :D

[@konserwowy1092]

Earlier today I went to the movies to see the new Top Gun and I ate some french fries that gave me food poisoning. Now I can't sleep, I'm lying down in front of a screen and revisiting alternate states of consciousness. Must I add the jerky camera in this video made this an adventurous endavor?

[@bigrick4401]

Thank you wise reptile.

[@sparkle_twink]

AA's Patreon's safe inside his mind: 🙈🙉🙌

[@Zanathal]

He said that mans so gangster, his hair is tattooed lol

[@Doomflood]

"why would you fight me?" yeah prisoners aren't after you they want the gun 😂

[@AntiSociety100]

I like how you casually threw the Russian anthem in this xD

[@hozic9929]

Rimworld do be looking different

[@chrisll3874]

I enjoyed the chaos and anarchy. Please sir, may I have more?

[@steventalvinzvestal420]

Petition to mod a remove warden arrest version after failing

[@ioannismetaxas4393]

I did something similar where i was running low on space so i just locked the door to the showers and waited

[@ryansextremegaming]

4:00 " Why has this happened to me?! "

[@vdown_fall8582]

5:25 leave my mans alone

[@krelekari]

those rats are adorable!! *i demand a rat-jail*

[@theofficiaIsteve]

you can hold shift then hold left click to spam place hundreds of people

[@froddey]

AA im pretty sure you can just hold shift and then hold down your mouse button when spawning the guards and prisoners, but i have not played Prison Architect for a while

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

"How dare you show up to work dead?!"

[@rorystockley5969]

You've almost got a demonic number of survivors

[@brendonm8687]

5:15 spontaneous soviet anthem!?

[@MadMax-yq9ix]

Rim world please, don't leave the planet