Burger-Tastic - Weird Stuff In A Can #78

[@thinkublu]

Came for the scambait, stayed for the.......... Canned burgers????

[@j2323j]

FACTS

[@nightmare8292]

stayed for the VARIETY😉

[@entity972inc.2]

I'm your 666th like!

[@Mel_the_Pirate]

For some reason, I can't read the "Canned burgers????" without thinking of "PREGANANAT???"

[@sxzuia33]

Lol

[@ZeroPM]

"It tastes and smells like dog feet, but it's not unpleasant" *_O K A Y . . ._*

[@Michoss9]

I am unsure whether I want or absolutely do not want to hear about Shimp's dog feet fetish

[@bfkc111]

Nearly all food has really weird comparisons, if one wants to do so. That's because there is not much to choose from: only food, and non-food (all non-food is automatically strange...). And smells tend to be related, no matter how strange. For example, beef... Probably smells like muddy shoe leather a bit. Parmesan is said to actually taste and smell similar to vomit. Etc. Anyway, your reaction is really small-minded.

[@EggBastion]

Normal healthy dog - _Check_ Earthy/Mushroomy not unpleasant smell - _Check_ Cheesy - _??? Not here they're not but then maybe that's a breed thing? Perhaps we manage our floors differently?_ Taste - _Really not unpleasant either, a little saltier than they smell but all the same I'll just stick to a casual sniff now and then._ Also - have you noticed how a dogs inner ear often smell of miso soup? My girl errs a little closer to Marmite and no, nice as that smell is even I've got my limits.

[@MeCooper]

I wonder how many people have smelled their dogs feet after seeing this... Dogs must be very confused.

[@nopaincobain72]

quote for the Advert

[@erikbizderi]

10years into a zombie apocalypse and you would love this burger.

[@dovahkiin52]

@@PodCashUSA lol, I think you're the dumbass

[@dovahkiin52]

@@CanYouDontirl cannot remember

[@SPasta69420]

I think I'll be making zombie burgers

[@iamthatoneguy7875]

Who's to say this is a last resort?

[@plowking813]

fantastic corona burger

[@nostalgiachu]

Sometimes my dog smells salty and cheesy like nachos... I can vouch for the aroma of dog feet being earthy and mushroomy. In fact, their feet smell significantly better than their breath.

[@floatinggoose9197]

Yea, my Husky hangs in my bed for awhile an I can smell his feet after. Musty and earthy

[@sunnyscott4876]

My dog smells like Fritos.

[@yoloboogie3674]

@Rainy Days And Razorblades interesting opinion, unfortunately you do not have a father figure

[@neweyeswideopen]

@@sunnyscott4876 my sister called her cocker spaniel frito feet!

[@sunnyscott4876]

@@neweyeswideopen OK 👍!

[@isavedtheuniverse]

"quite like something that used to be a burger" I am absolutely dying over here. I have been laughing over that line for like 10 minutes.

[@peterdeane4490]

He had me at "burgerendous".

[@ABlastfromthePast]

Can I get a can of fries with that?

[@demomanthing2307]

Lmao

[@JMak_C-137]

@Joel Lara lmfao!!!

[@snifferproductions9651]

Some canned mustard

[@nikonicolasnitolass9762]

Lol and a canned apple pie

[@nikonicolasnitolass9762]

Canned ketchup and a canned salad please lol

[@dalehall7138]

Just like dogs' feet. Not desperately unpleasant. There's a sales pitch.

[@baldieman64]

There are worse parts of the dog...

[@user-yv2cz8oj1k]

Prefer pig's feet. 😀

[@plowking813]

least he didnt say dogs ass 🤣

[@ulogy]

Maybe best steamed? Like, say, steamed hams?

[@CsykKrit]

Only if you're fortunate enough to have localized Aurora Borealis in your kitchen.

[@sw3aterCS_]

May I see it?

[@j.d1972]

@@sw3aterCS_ No

[@checkers-xd]

You steam a good ham

[@Perc1000]

@@checkers-xd SEYMOR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE

[@majingazetto5147]

I love, how he kept thinking about the burger and bothered to film the extra bit to share some extra thoughts on it. I like to imagine, that he was sitting there on his couch, a dog on his lap, smelling its feet, while staring into the room, thinking about this burger.

[@joshuaadrian8225]

"It taste like a fast food burger thats been left in the back of the fridge for a couple of.... weeks" 😂😂😂

[@greenmeat1270]

I have a feeling you're supposed to toast it in either an oven or over an open fire, don't know if you're supposed do it on top of or inside the emptied can, cooking instructions would help so you could tell the paramedics exactly what went wrong when they are undoubtedly called to check upon your almost lifeless body

[@SylviaRustyFae]

Definitely intended to be cooked over an open flame or similar stovetop cooking. As these are meant as a survivalist item which means open top cooking as opposed to ovens and microwaves.

[@marylynne9104]

😆

[@chriswalford4161]

Just present it at the drive-through, obvs.

[@lennmathis8694]

Soliant green. Human remains in a can. You may be eating that same meat at Taco Bell. Every Pepsi Cola owned restaurant serves ground up and liquified baby parts. True.

[@tuesdaywithanh]

@@lennmathis8694 would you mind providing evidence please?

[@AzureKite]

According to the Steve1989 law, you have to say "nice hiss" when something has a hiss. Please keep this in mind for future canned videos. Thank you.

[@AtomicShrimp]

Let's get this out onto a tray!

[@SakuraSkyes]

@@AtomicShrimp nice, mkay

[@DeathBYDesign666]

Nice! Wish that dude started doing more than just a few uploads a month, he's been slacking a bit lately.

[@papabell4831]

@@DeathBYDesign666 Poor lad is probably still recovering from that rotten PLA ration he ate a few months back.

[@Samm1e]

Bellageth those rot??

[@teknical100]

May contain traces of burger.

[@plonk8394]

may contain traces of can

[@schmingbeefin4473]

May contain traces of contained traces.

[@speedstriker]

You mean agonized howling of the desecrated spirits of a burger?

[@ChaosBW]

"42% beef"

[@LocoMe4u]

May have been prepared by a bare feet dog

[@radical026]

Maybe microwave in a moist paper towl? As a form of almost-steaming? That's something I've found helps a lot

[@alexandregb566]

I'm 5 years in the future, and this thing hasn't expired yet.

[@CCBovell]

Immediately sniffed my dog’s feet to have the shared experience. I also sniffed the cat’s foot... no scent

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

The plot thickens

[@Gunzee]

What's your dog feet smell like? After extensively sniffing 3 dogs in total, i got a very slight muddy damp smell from the terrier.

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

@@Gunzee All this dog feet snifing is starting to make me uncomfortable. Uneasy to not have a dog. Might have to borrow my neighbour's... o.O

[@Gunzee]

PandemoniumMeltDown don't waste your time. Unless walked recently their paws have no smell. They should stink as it's the only part of their body with sweat glands.

[@CCBovell]

Gunzee grassy earth smell is they have been walking outside

[@lillithdv8]

I came for the scambait and stayed for the crazy can food. This is quality content. In a dystopian world this is eaten by the hero and we can see a tear trickle down their cheek while they whisper I loved mcdonalds

[@chriswalford4161]

Imagine saving it for years and years for that special occasion, surviving (just) on whatever you can. Come the long-awaited day - dog paws.

[@MarLin.-]

That’s how I ended up here too!

[@tuesdaywithanh]

I don't really care about cheeseburgers, but this makes me really sad for some reason

[@Playlistv2]

Lmfao.

[@cyncynshop]

And then the caption says (Sponsored by McDonalds)

[@CsykKrit]

*pulls out 4 desiccant pouches* 3min later: "This [patty] is weirdly desiccated." 🤦🏽‍♂️ You're killing me Shrimps

[@SylviaRustyFae]

There's 4 because how else is it gonna last over a decade in can.

[@elfakyn]

Those look like oxygen absorbers, lots of MREs have them

[@House_of_Caine]

@@elfakyn Nope, those are silica gel packs ie. moisture absorbers.

[@c0wgirlcoding]

at 2:49 he talks bout the moisture absorber

[@teppet4119]

to improve this I think youd first dunk it water a few times, then bake it at like 170°c for 10 or so minutes or until the bread well stops being soggy on the outside. Thats what I do when I want to "revive" breadrolls that have been sitting for too long and gone gummy or dry

[@TheSkyOpenwide]

"Desiccated Puck." Gonna throw that one out next time someone gets rude with me.

[@mr.burkenstock4188]

42% beef, we really are living in the future aren’t we?

[@planed1978]

Make me wonder what is other 58% made off.

[@givemeyoureggs456]

@@planed1978 *Beef product *Caution : Beef product might not actually contains beef, please -please please for the love of God DO NOT SUE US- enjoy your meal

[@AidanZft]

58% air

[@thegorgon7063]

Well that's not too far off a normal cheap cheeseburger. Because you have the burger, burger bun, cheese, sauces, tomato, onion... Perfectly possible that the burger itself is nearly 100% beef.

[@mr.burkenstock4188]

@@thegorgon7063 nah dude the lettuce and stuff isn’t apart if that percentage. I’m pretty sure the rest is like water or something. Cause it would’ve given the percentage for the cheese and buns. But you could be right

[@teknical100]

Warming it up has made it more pliable. A sign of true quality in a product.

[@bfkc111]

It actually applies to almost everything and definitely is expected in any case like this. Pointless remark. Also, lasting a decade or more, completely different quality standards most things can't fulfill apply here...

[@ferrumignis]

It's a sign it's constructed from a thermoplastic polymer

[@africacarey]

Lol

[@spiicypotato]

@@bfkc111 Dude why are you a complete party shitter everywhere in this comment section

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

Ashens is basically chaotic neutral Atomic Shrimp, and Atomic Shrimp is neutral good Ashens

[@DarthZ01]

And barry lewis is the lawful good with his actual cooking.

[@talluna8619]

the duality of man

[@DiddlePuss]

@@talluna8619 triality of brits

[@Lurkley]

Rainy Days And Razorblades, Ashens - and I discovered him before Atomic Shrimp - is a lot more concise and for laughs, but AS is pleasingly thorough. I like them both for different reasons.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

@Paul Yoxy but what about his neighbour, Pireas? And his pen-pal, Sparta?

[@DeFacto94]

Dogs feet actually have specific smell, and it's quite fascinating that someone defined it that good and brought it in comparison! Great job, great video! Best wishes!

[@sunnyscott4876]

My Dachshund`s feet smell like Fritos.

[@LAkadian]

@@sunnyscott4876 Eww. You may have ruined Fritos for me.

[@sunnyscott4876]

@@LAkadian Sorry about that 🥰

[@vandread3555]

​@@LAkadianThe dog paw smell is from bacteria. The Frito smell is actually produced from a waste product of that specific kind of bacteria, and the Frito Lay company uses that same bacteria in the manufacturing process to make their chips. 😅

[@hughejass9461]

I visibly cringed when I saw you were going to eat gray meat, brown cheese, that came from a can. Anyone that's willing to go through that gets my subscription.

[@stillthekid333]

Bites cold half, "not good" proceeds to eat the rest of it

[@AtomicShrimp]

I have to do it - because it's not always possible to sense, then describe all the flavours and textures from just one bite

[@Reviolo]

Atomic Shrimp trooper

[@siimad2988]

We don't waste food on this channel.

[@aldervic6293]

*C H E E S E*

[@rumblingend8443]

@@AtomicShrimp r/woosh

[@samuelcarley7245]

9:50 "Quite like......... something that used to be a burger" lol

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

Homeopathic memory of what was before the end. Needs more dill pickles.

[@woodenpints]

I really like how it's wrapped up inside the can. Makes it seem more precious. It's a burger paused in time until 2029.

[@elle-iza]

"BRANDY?!? Oh, brandy _vinegar_ ..." 😂

[@huutidang7662]

Love the "Weird Stuff In A Can" series, please don't let it die

[@TheRama2299]

Me: KZbin recommendations: *Wanna see a canned burger?*

[@robertmaniac]

Hell yeah! I want to see it.

[@rebeccaluis1223]

*my answer* _why yes thank you youtube recommendations_

[@MediumRareOpinions]

Next up, *whole* chicken in a can... Go watch it....do it...

[@mmcblk05studio]

Stop!

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

@@rebeccaluis1223 I think I'll marry this algorithm that knows me better than I do.

[@siennaistrans]

4 Moisture absorbers WARNING: may contain traces of low quality cheeseburger

[@CardboardSliver]

We need an Ashens, Atomic Shrimp, and Steve1989 crossover video.

[@mrsary7868]

I can't wait to see Steve try one of these when it's 50 years old.

[@She_Gave_Me_Quite_a_Show-_-]

@@mrsary7868 lmao :D

[@aaclovern9804]

The universe will collapse and create a canned version of itself

[@seanmcdonald5859]

I second this idea.

[@Alric117]

I love the hesitation when he goes in for his first bite.

[@RhodokTribesman]

Survival instinct lmao

[@Fede_uyz]

Every time i microwave something thats cold and dry, i try sprinkling some water back into it.. works surprisingly well, specially with rice, i just let some water drip into it so the rice is moist and then microwave it in short bursts, stirring it between each blast. Ends up being much nicer afterwards.

[@sealance]

Kinda looks like a cheeseburger at McD

[@AtomicShrimp]

Sealance maybe like one of those experiments where they store McDs burgers for years and they just dry out and don't go mouldy

[@noalb3108]

@@AtomicShrimp It literally looks like a McDonald's cheesburger that is 1 day old max. No need to let it dry out or anything.

[@doctapeppur1900]

@@noalb3108 Not at all, McDonalds has pretty good meat everywhere except for the US and Australia. Mc makes ok looking burgers, the thing in the video looks like ground up octopus vagina.

[@monkiplatts9224]

Yeah they mash the buns like it came from a can lol

[@beastymusictm1452]

Doctapeppur "ground up octopus vagina" 👌😆

[@dorksouls978]

"A little bit horrific" had me in stitches. Brilliant.

[@Jan-mu6vs]

Never before have so many dogs had their feet violated by curious owners...

[@bryanhayadi718]

Lmao!

[@tomelner]

I'm about to check mine now!

[@134StormShadow]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ovihaliuc5884]

2020 here. Still 9 years to go on that expiration date.

[@frogonmytoe2946]

2021! 8yrs and counting

[@Gobbler.]

5 years remain

[@lewis72]

According to the website: Bun: soft & fluffy. Onions: sweet & heart. Tomatoes: fruity & fine. Ketchup: powerful & good. Cheese: softly melting and aromatic. Beef: super & juicy

[@kickboxs77]

The dogs feet reference was unexpected, understood, and somehow how very similar to how I imagined this product to be like as you reviewed it. Incredible.

[@darkdoescosplays]

Got to say, been watching both your canned vids and Ashens. One thing I prefer about your videos is that there isn't a bias against the idea of tinned foods... It feels like a legitimate, unbiased review... You'll review the taste separate to the look of it, you have an openness to the possibility of something tasting good despite its origins.

[@AngryPapaSmurf]

🙄 wot a dick

[@uritibon17]

Eating pasta I froze 2 weeks ago and rewarmed while watching a stranger eat a burger from a can - my brain is getting very confused.

[@SerafinBGG]

Who the fuck freeze pasta

[@rrenard16]

@@SerafinBGG I used to back in my college days aha. It wasnt that bad , I was poor,lonely and stressed but frozen pasta got me through it baby!

[@zompired2998]

@@SerafinBGG who the heck doesn't freeze leftovers?

[@douglasparkinson4123]

@@SerafinBGG if you don't freeze leftovers were dumping you in the food waste bin

[@markofthenorth9512]

Modern life. Also known as death.

[@dinalijayasuriya3196]

You'll probably never see this, but just to let you know, a screenshot for this video is currently in a Powerpoint presentation about the synthesis of sodium acetate from sodium hydroxide and ethyl acetate because I watched this video and while you were going through the ingredients list, I saw that you listed sodium acetate as a food additive! Sincerely, a 2nd year chemical engineering student and Atomic Shrimp fan

[@deliriouscheeto]

Imagine you're deathly allergic to sesame and you chose these as a way out of a zombie apocalypse

[@blickumblickumblick]

I call it "Frito paws" since I think a dog's feet smell like Fritos.

[@danejurus69]

You know your dog needs a bath when it starts to smell like fritos.

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

@@danejurus69 I might say a change of diet is in order.

[@thatgoose2639]

Lol! Yes! I just commented this. Glad to see someone else thinks so

[@PathfinderPlays]

*violently shakes can* "Something is shaking about in there" Me: .... "might be the burger..." lol good vid

[@Greywolf-mv1hx]

One of my dogs feet smells like plain popcorn, its wonderful but now I'm going to have to smell my other dogs feet

[@rebeccam9]

Greywolf79 97 it was Doritos for my dog

[@BoserPSN]

Observant Annie DORITOS TOO!

[@nghtwng1572]

@@rebeccam9 Same for my 2 labbies🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ellievator]

@@rebeccam9 yeah, corn chips

[@cleoldbagtraallsorts3380]

One of our Weims had feet that smelled of moss and cheese.

[@msjkramey]

I was repulsed when you opened the can, but then you said that it was paper and I felt relief lol. It's funny how uncanny things are when you just haven't seen them before, like a wrapper inside of a can

[@soniashapiro4827]

'Quite like something that used to be a burger' hilarious.

[@CountJeffula]

He used the pull tab! Hooray!

[@katowalsuraj]

After trying to open a can with a bottle opener.

[@charliemcfacefuck4798]

@@katowalsuraj that's why his country wont exist in 50 years.

[@PlRRAD]

There's something about your voice that makes me watch videos that i would never consider to watch, love your content dad

[@Malazar77]

wow

[@ladyravenmoon666]

The English have an annoying accent

[@R-Lee-]

Is this guy your dad?

[@PlRRAD]

@@R-Lee- in spirit

[@R-Lee-]

@@PlRRAD you're a child, who doesn't see his real dad much, aren't you.

[@MooseWolfBear]

"Like sundried tomatoes,but not sundried"😂😂😂😂😂

[@PastelPiku]

not sure why your channel is so satisfying regardless of the content you put out

[@alexhawkes5098]

I am going to invest in these. If i was knackered for food I think I would think these a luxury.

[@MRblazedBEANS]

"Nice hiss, let's get this on a tray!" Steve1989

[@Oumbarevee]

Christian Terrill 4:35 “Nice”

[@missmelissa_xxx2641]

Nice!

[@nessamillikan6247]

All right, cool. See ya.

[@th1s1guysays1]

Very kool you watch his videos also!

[@RobinTheBot]

So glad I'm not the only one

[@InnSewerAnts]

got nauseous seeing the cross section :')

[@LeahtheReds]

i'm american and was not quite paying attention and for a moment i could have sworn you said 'do not eat the moisture of zorba' and i had to take a second to parse that haha

[@jonnystrange3617]

Why am I so tickled by this? Like the Moisture of Zorba is some unholy sap secreted by an ancient aquatic plant life deity that is irresistible but deadly to humankind.

[@fandangobrandango7864]

Any reason behind feeling the need to tell people you're American?

[@user-ellievator]

@@fandangobrandango7864 I would imagine it had something to do with MISUNDERSTANDING HIS BRITISH ACCENT.

[@MillySilly-1]

4 years later this burger hasnt expired yet

[@andrewwilson8317]

In a real survival situation that would be worth its weight in gold.

[@FeuerblutRM]

Can you do a 2nd part with another burger and try your idea of "steam heating" it in the package? Would be interesting to know if it's an improvement.

[@zekedia2223]

Like a... Steamed ham?

[@The_Sun691]

next time you heat some food like that put a glass of water next to the food in the microwave I heard this makes the food better

[@tanvirsadaf7882]

Fabricio Brito make sure the glass is microwaveable safe

[@jakegooden8567]

A fork usually does the same thing

[@sadpug2512]

@@jakegooden8567 genius

[@4nd3rzzon]

That's what i do when I reheat leftover pizza

[@snakelite61]

Reheat your pizza in a frying pan over low heat. Crisp bottom, melty top.

[@gamingtonight1526]

The problem with using a microwave, is you don't know if you should have done it in a microwave. I would have put the burger in the oven!

[@IngmarsGross]

I cant understand why would preppers stock up on canned burgers... why not just canned bread, canned meat, canned cheese and than put it together yourself... I could bet that each ingredient could survive and keep a lot more original taste on its own can than when its mushed together... it feels that the manufacturers dont even care how it will look/taste five years down the road and just focus on people buying it now.

[@eldritchmoosestudios3421]

I love that we have the same idea of improving the pre existing flavors of something. Just a touch of hot sauce. Keep up the good work in the name of why ever you do this.

[@jerrywinsler6190]

Even if it's not good, it's actually a burger in a can!

[@wellie_]

I understood exactly when you said the thing about dog feet, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who has experienced this.

[@Gobser21]

In my experience it signifies that the meat is very bloody or comes from a liver. Maybe some other guts too, like intestines, but old liver meat is 100% smeels of dog feet

[@rbrown6476]

Well, that was hilarious! Thanks for braving that experience for us, Mr Shrimp. One thing to remember when I stock my underground bunker for the end of the world, is lots and lots of water!!! And yes, I know what you mean about dogs feet. Interestingly my cat’s paws have a particular smell now he’s old - maybe we all do too :D

[@raquelrock9132]

this video is making my crave that cold, particular taste of a day old refridgerated mcdonalds hamburger with ketchup. back in the 90s when i was a child, theyd have 29 cent burgers for a while and we'd always get a large bag full for the family once in a while.

[@inTruthbyGrace]

ok.. this got weird at the end because my dog's name is.......... shrimp.

[@PandemoniumMeltDown]

Oh stop it, you can't keep us in this endless state of suspense... We want to know... The dog feet, how do they smell??? Shrimpy?

[@birddaddydetta]

What dog do you have? I'd reckon it's a small breed due to its name

[@Shipwright1918]

Do they come plain? I'd have one of these behind glass with a label "Break in Case of Apocalypse".

[@NeverTurnOffTheAmp]

I just love the comparison to the smell of a dog feet!

[@villeneuve1388]

If my food doesn't have a moisture absorber in it, I'm not interested.

[@Ch1pp007]

Hopefully we'll see an Ashens/Shrimp crossover someday. Maybe Shrimp's crockery on Ashen's sofa?

[@bobderbraumeister6919]

Looks like a burger from a german fast food place called Kochlöffel.

[@auspex9847]

Oh god, I remember that fast food chain and their burgers! Back when there was one of their places still around in my hometown you always had a fifty-fifty chance of either getting a really tasty burger or one that looked and tasted as if the staff had sat on it and then let it dry out under the heat lamp for 6 hours.

[@itsbriarwallace]

Holger G That description was absolutely perfect. I feel like I can taste one of those disgusting burgers.

[@frofa2954]

Alles bei Kochlöffel war ekelhaft - gibt's den Laden eigentlich noch?

[@Raberuji]

Worried about leaving an edge for using the tap Tries an old can opener The irony

[@GrapeDrank001]

"Desiccated dry pucks" maybe because there was 4 desiccant pacets in the can🤔

[@FazedWorld]

Ya know? I think this is still pretty cool af. If you were in a bunker underground and havent had a burger in 6 years, this thing might be a god send.

[@FeuerblutRM]

"Dosenbistro" is actually a really good brand. Very popular among German preppers :) They have very nice, quality whole meals in cans.

[@emosyos]

11:35 Some top tier commenting right there

[@birddaddydetta]

I'd say so, yeah!

[@birddaddydetta]

@Something Mildly Homophobic Uh-oh, someone didn't have his morning coffee!

[@vinesauceobscurities]

I didn't expect "dog's feet" to be a serious description for a taste.

[@rcmpspecialagentstraightmcool]

The experation date is true. Stuff in a can actually last very long.

[@thinkublu]

Usually considerably longer than the actual data

[@douglasparkinson4123]

a rule of thumb with most things is if you keep in in the fridge you can go a week longer, and if you keep it frozen and sealed and open on the expiration date you have about 2. does not apply to dairy. b1 battle droid co. is not responsible for any injuries you sustain while following our advice.

[@DukeOfTheDepths]

@1:52 Chester the Cheeto Cheetah was chopped up and produced for this burger

[@nikonicolasnitolass9762]

I thought the can opener was a Swiss Army knife lol

[@zerocalvin]

"it taste and smell like dog feet" wait, how do you know how healthy dog feet taste like?

[@AtomicShrimp]

Tastes *like the smell* of dog's feet

[@tylern6420]

Why is Calvin Zero whatever it is?

[@heidi681]

😁 Tastes like dog feet.😃 You have described the scent perfectly! Puppies have a popcorn smell to their little feet, quite enjoyable actually. Emmymadeinjapan tried one on her channel, a different brand made in the United States. Heated in the can, and much juicier. She gave it a "Not bad!" And it looked much more palatable than this one, like real hamburger. Thank you for trying this one, now I know, keep away! ⚠️

[@benbubeck1305]

This Burger may even outlive your furry companion it smells like. It looks almost like the basic burgers from MCDONALD'S and still remains one of the longest expiration dates I have ever seen. Not shabby.

[@f.b.iagent5575]

To be fair McDonald's burgers can last 5-6 years if kept correctly

[@voidproxy2444]

It's a burger in a can! IN A CAN. That alone is cool, but the fact it's food and edible, and for a long time to boot! I am impressed.

[@johns9478]

I don't know if you have them in the UK, but where I live, lots of stores sell whole tamales in a can. They aren't nearly as good as the homemade ones that little old Mexican women walk door to door selling, but not bad for a shelf-stable alternative. They also sell canned raisin bread, though none of the stores around here sell plain brown bread in a can any more, which is a shame. It has a shelf life of over 10 years and it's excellent for making sliders and such since the bread retains the shape of the can.

[@othername1000]

12:23 it's only kinky the first time

[@blonded0532]

It is still absolutely behind me how people willingly buy and consume these products. It’s genuinely unfathomable.

[@stella-vu8vh]

god i love your channel. first i get to see the inside of a pine cone, now i get to see a cheeseburger but canned.. what's next???? canned bread?

[@FahimDewaninqwizitiveislam]

What’s the problem with pull tabs?! Someone please inform

[@AtomicShrimp]

I prefer to use a can opener

[@bobydidier9436]

I think that is something you bring with you when tou go hiking,camping...if you get lost and dont eat for 5 days that thing would be a morale booster

[@youngtilt5506]

Man's got me trying to smell my dogs foot at 3 am

[@Lilweh]

I thought I was watching an ashens video

[@Postghost]

...minus the humour.

[@jasminevidal5135]

With the food I have in this home... THIS LOOKS SO GOOD

[@talosescher6405]

i don't know if anyone said anything about it, but chester isn't a type of cheese but actually a rooster that's been fed artificial food for 12 years and has a specific type of deboning process, its chicken pretty much.

[@MacStoker]

so thats a slice of meat not cheese? lol

[@johnny2hats330]

Talos Escher The burger has both cheese and chester listed in the ingredients! I don't think you're right about the 12 years (imagine the cost to produce!) and artificial food, however. A Chester is essentially a big, roasting chicken (almost as big as a turkey), with it's large sized owed to a breeding program. I think it's originally from the same people who breed Cobb chickens (good chance the chicken you pick up at the Supermarket will be a Cobb breed). They've probably used chicken fat in the burger pate because it's cheaper than beef fat.

[@marilynmanson3302]

...."it;s not good"... [Takes another bite] Now, THATS some dedication to your craft, right there!

[@srowley85]

The description you give for this reminds me of a cheeseburger I was served in first class on a transcon (US) flight a couple of years ago. I don’t think it came from a can, but apparently taking a burger to 35,000 feet after prep has the same effect on flavor and texture!