A legitimate classic of the Food Horror genre. Anyone who's ever had IBS knows exactly how this guy felt. Fake or not.
@LightBoltDash5 ай бұрын
Wait what, food horror? That's a thing?
@cheesusabidas775 ай бұрын
@@LightBoltDashyou jyst heard it
@bas-tn3um5 ай бұрын
dont talk about ibs monster or it makes it spawn.
@imstupid8805 ай бұрын
Can confirm
@TheMastroAntonio5 ай бұрын
I have IBS-C so I dont know what thats like unless I take my prescription for it. Maybe I should get these Gummi bears.
@Unusual_Anarchist5 ай бұрын
Okay, fun fact for anyone who doesn't know: Certain artificial sweeteners like the ones often used in sugar free candies and cookies, have a laxative effect when eaten in large quantities. Trust me, guys, don't screw with the artificial sweeteners. They will mess you up if you anger them . . .
@WiseOwl_14085 ай бұрын
Phat phuxk
@rafaelmartinez92595 ай бұрын
Lmaoo @@WiseOwl_1408
@salty12015 ай бұрын
fuck xylitol all my homies hate xylitol
@atlascove18105 ай бұрын
It's a similar mechanism to how lactose intolerance produces gut trouble.
@SmartyPoohBear5 ай бұрын
When I saw "sugar-free" in the title, I knew exactly where this story was going. Everyone should really be warned that sugar-free foods will generally act like a laxative. 😅
@yamibakura85975 ай бұрын
This sounds legitimately painful. Still, not as bad as the guy who ate nothing but protein and fiber bars for a week, but that's like saying 9/11 wasn't as bad as the destruction of Pompeii.
@hithedragon78425 ай бұрын
I might need a link to that story
@arstino5 ай бұрын
What happened to the guy who ate the protein bars?
@towel_gaming5 ай бұрын
@@arstino Probably extreme constipation
@yamibakura85975 ай бұрын
@@arstino It is an awful tale of woe. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXXFloCMe5qhm7s
@SmartyPoohBear5 ай бұрын
Extreme diarrhea vs extreme constipation
@user-zh1uj8wn1c5 ай бұрын
When you stare into the abyss, the sugar-free gummy bear stares back at you
@reetasingh62973 ай бұрын
No comments? Let me fix it. Anyways 989th liker.
@TheRealWalt5 ай бұрын
The ability to make a story about someone failing an important test because they had to take a massive shit sound dramatic is a feat only few can claim to have accomplished.
@reetasingh62973 ай бұрын
No comments? Let's fix that! 734 liker.
@georgetropicana93175 ай бұрын
Most sugar free candy uses aspartame, but haribos use a special kind of sugar which is technically an alcohol. These sugar-alcohols taste sweet, but are too challenging for our bodies to actually break them down for their calories. Hence the “sugar free” label on the packaging. Our gut bacteria ferment these intact sugars, and the by-product is gas. In small amounts, it’s unnoticeable, but in large amounts, there’s a lot of fermentation and gas.
@Beepers5595 ай бұрын
So it’s basically discount laxatives?
@AnMComm5 ай бұрын
@@Beepers559If you believe a digestive tract-destroying chemical weapon to be counted as a laxative - yes.
@Broomer525 ай бұрын
@@Beepers559 not discount laxatives, high powered laxatives. The sweeteners used in the candy is a key component in many high powered laxatives
@mrsnayarlhats42425 ай бұрын
Well they shouldn't use that in sugar free candy period in fact they should use that in lactate medicine for people with constipation problems what haribos should gave that Gummi bear recipe to a pharmaceutical company they would make Gummi bear constipation stool softener that alcohol sugar with patients with severe constipation would be a life saver for patients with severe constipation so people won't pass on from constipation
@NinjaPhooka5 ай бұрын
@@mrsnayarlhats4242Um I think they do.
@Konpekikaminari5 ай бұрын
I love how the experience of eating these things always makes people so eloquent and verbose
@Puddingskin015 ай бұрын
They are but humble kings on their porcelain thrones.
@SessmaruKusanagiGaming4 ай бұрын
Butt Pompeii will do that to a person.
@Konpekikaminari4 ай бұрын
@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming "butt Pompeii" Thanks, I hate it
@SessmaruKusanagiGaming4 ай бұрын
@@Konpekikaminari Any time!
@reetasingh62973 ай бұрын
@@SessmaruKusanagiGamingTook me a second to realise what the butt of the joke was!
@atlascove18105 ай бұрын
Sugar alcohols are potent. If you see "-ol" at the end of any ingredient in a sugar free product, eat with moderation lest you suffer the same fate.
@TheShubLub5 ай бұрын
Or just don't eat fake sugar that will poison you. Anything like that really doesn't belong in
@theguywhoasked68585 ай бұрын
Thank you for blessing us with your words of wisdom
@OmniNeon9005 ай бұрын
Example: xylitol
@Tarik3605 ай бұрын
@@OmniNeon900 Didn't know Xylitol was part of that. good to know...
@fruitynyanko73164 ай бұрын
They should really have warnings on the packaging about a laxative effect...
@redseven40405 ай бұрын
The “no bathroom breaks” part is throwing me off. That’s just asking for shit related greentexts to be authored
@sandsunderthetable.66255 ай бұрын
If you think that’s not normal then you obviously aren’t in college yet
@redseven40405 ай бұрын
@@sandsunderthetable.6625 I’ve graduated college and post graduate. The most strict rule I’ve ever encountered was being required to give my phone to the professor during the exam and even that was the honor system. If a prof ever said there were no restroom breaks allowed for a full length exam, I would go straight to administration.
@CrizzyEyes5 ай бұрын
@@sandsunderthetable.6625 Made it through my entire academic career without any such bullshit restriction. In fact, during a physics exam in college I had the shits, badly, and the professor actually came in to check on me. I'd wager that if any professor were to create such a restriction he'd get destroyed by complaints. I would say that, of all the stages of my academic career, college is where they cared about cheating the least. After all, it's your money (ostensibly) that you're throwing away.
@pearan5 ай бұрын
You Lucky if they allow batroom breaks it the first time even i heard about bathroom breaks in finals
@cowmeatius71514 ай бұрын
@@sandsunderthetable.6625I mean at my uni you can raise your hand and a TA will escort you to the washroom (handing over your phone obviously) for a 5-10 minute bathroom break
@servotheanonymous5 ай бұрын
"26,083 found this helpful."
@radioactive-7815 күн бұрын
this candy is not selling ever again
@B.H.L.studios5 ай бұрын
Looking at Amazon reviews under sugar-free gummy bears was always so flipping hilarious!
@bugjams5 ай бұрын
I hope this guy's English/writing professor found this review and gave him an instant 100 for the rest of the semester. Some small relief from the hit his grades took due to this event.
@a-s-greig4 ай бұрын
My English teacher in High School is how I first came across the meme. It was, quite literally, the "funniest sh!t he had ever seen."
@Minceraft693 ай бұрын
Over 26,000 people finding the review helpful has gotta bump him up a grade at least
@youraveragereffian5 ай бұрын
The worst part of this experience is that he sat down on a school toilet seat. No wiping it, no covering it in toilet paper, just the complete unfiltered horror that is a school toilet.
@lettus1435 ай бұрын
I mean, do you do that at home? You Daddy puts his ass on that bowl too you know.
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit5 ай бұрын
Handicapped spot. Is likely to be much cleaner than regular toilets.
@danakanam54 ай бұрын
@@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit not after this surely
@Unusual_Anarchist5 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: Don't screw with the sugar free gummy-bears....
@elishumway55085 ай бұрын
Or they’ll screw you.
@Unusual_Anarchist5 ай бұрын
yes@@elishumway5508
@AnMComm5 ай бұрын
@@elishumway5508in the ass
@cheeseman68335 ай бұрын
I like to think that after this he proceeded to show this magnificent scripture to the professor and passed him anyways
@VoiceOfTheEmperor5 ай бұрын
Same. Plus there's NO way the teacher didn't hear the gurgling in his stomach and would recognize the "get out of my way or you're paying for my next pair of pants" run one does when they have to shit on this level. NO way the teacher DIDN'T hear him screaming in agony from the men's room. NO way he didn't smell it afterwards. That kind of rectal Armageddon would make even a War Veteran cry in utter agony. NO way the teacher missed that. Honestly, I think he BARELY passed his final out of pity from the teacher hearing his agonized screams of near damnation of the rectal kind being violently expunged from his bowels. I'm pretty sure he said to himself "that kid needs a doctor. Maybe a priest. I have nothing to lose from passing him. I'll just give him a passing grade. He's learned his lesson."
@Obi_Gorn5 ай бұрын
Couldn't stop laughing the entire time. Showing this to my friend when we hang out next!
@AxelPoggers5 ай бұрын
let me know what their reaction is
@reetasingh62973 ай бұрын
@@AxelPoggerslmao same!
@jarrettadams41022 ай бұрын
Best one was the review from the old lady "I thought these would be a good alternative because of my diabetes. I sat on the toilet for hours begging God to kill me. I cannot recommend this candy."
@alekzomer5 ай бұрын
This shit sounds like something that someone experienced with creepypastas would write, and im afraid. And your voiceacting adds up to that. Great job! 👍
@AlgidSquid5 ай бұрын
The best part is nearly all these reviews are written like this.
@alekzomer5 ай бұрын
@@AlgidSquid that's fascinating
@wickermind66685 ай бұрын
Kinda messed up that the school system would rather prefer you to utterly demolish your pants with waste material than even allow the slightest risk of cheating.
@Jenacide4 ай бұрын
Cheaters ruin things for everyone else.
@MerlinOfAtlantis4 ай бұрын
@@Jenacide so does the stench of a massive wet slimy turd oozing through someone's pants
@Minceraft693 ай бұрын
@@Jenacide so would some poor mf having explosive diarrhea while everyone is concentrating
@luckyy36913 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the professor be cheating on his wife and shit
@GarryDumblowski3 ай бұрын
@@Jenacide And someone having a massive accident in the middle of the classroom doesn't?
@Myname-cb9ru5 ай бұрын
This exact same thing happened to me, but it was with some shitty machine hot chocolate. I fucking bombed my law exam because of that rarefied piece of the river Styx.
@reetasingh62973 ай бұрын
Sympathies being send towards your poor Anus...😔
@VergilArcanis5 ай бұрын
I ate about a 1/4 pound of these once. Took about 2 hours to kick in, but the affects are legit. But it took a lot to bring the pain to where i honest to god thought i could shit my kidney out my ass. Diabolical game to play, mix regular gummy bears with the sugar free ones and bring them to a party equipped to handle multiple bathroom trips. Gummy bear roulette. If you don't shit your pants or bail out of the game, you win
@starlightdragon26655 ай бұрын
As someone who gets extremely painful and crippling migraines from artificial sweeteners; especially Aspartame... I can safely say that though i have never experienced the horrors of the golden throne caused by sugar free; i have experienced pain so intense in my head that it made me consider ending my life. If you are sensitive to sugar free; do not consume it, either you will end up like the guy telling this story, or end up like me and others who suffer migraines that would make the devil beg for an end to his misery.
@strionic7705 ай бұрын
"We can't do enough physical damage to this guy? We'll just deal psychic damage instead"
@joemogley5 ай бұрын
Yk that sounds like an overreaction, you'd think so, but dude one time i had really bad constipation while also having too much gas cuz i drank a ton of sodas, so there was a bunch of pressure in my gut and i couldnt release it, and the pain got so bad that i literally laid in bed for 3 days just crying before it cleared up and i unleashed a eldritch being that would put Cthulu to shame upon that toilet
@adeleinetheartist82674 ай бұрын
@@joemogley WHAT?!?
@reetasingh62973 ай бұрын
@@joemogley🤐
@SoupyMittensАй бұрын
@@joemogley something similar happened to me, i only had a large pepsi but i had to miss a week of school because the gas pain and diarhea were so bad
@Minceraft695 ай бұрын
Don't keep the devil waiting, old gummy bears.
@The_Shoebill3D5 ай бұрын
I ate half a pound of sugarfree gummies once. I didn't poop, but i had extreme gas for well over 9 hours. My sphincter felt raw by the end with how much i was farting.
@EggieAnimates4 ай бұрын
*”And there they sat, two bags of Haribo sugar-free gummies bears”* “Buy one get one free.” I will forever cherish this specific part.
@Furufoo5 ай бұрын
This is a chubbyemu episode from the perspective of the patient
@Volvith5 ай бұрын
I learnt that Gummi Bears were laxitives when i was 13, thanks to stories like these. Thank you anon for your sacrifice, so that we may forever live in the walled safety of this divine knowledge.
@AlgidSquid5 ай бұрын
Lol I remember my dad introducing these reviews to the family. “If you ever need a laugh, just look this up”
@Astro_weeeeee5 ай бұрын
This sounds like a cowboy in a historical fiction story sitting in an empty church warning the main character about the dangers to come
@m.nic.50805 ай бұрын
Used to work at a major outlet for a candy factory that rhymes with Smelly Helly. We sold packs of sugar free alternatives to the main product and parents would ALWAYS pick them up to buy for their kids because they didn’t want to give the kids too much sugar. I would always point out the warning label on them that says it causes digestive distress and laxative effect and they’d put them back lol. However..l I don’t think many of the other employees warned people and just wanted to make a sale, so who knows how many kids got internally destroyed from eating those things when I wasn’t working.
@chenfeizhou3065 ай бұрын
Haribo sugar free are always a classic. Whenever I see one of these videos in my feed i 100% click
@wildfire92805 ай бұрын
“Uhm… ACKSHULLY Helm’s Deep was the gorge, the _Hornburg_ was the fortress. This is literally unreadable and my immersion is broken.”
@Zellonous5 ай бұрын
If you're hungry, sugar free won't help you. There is nothing there to sate you. All it states is your sweet tooth.
@oo-ru5lt5 ай бұрын
Wrong. The volume from the gummy bears inside the stomach would downregulate ghrelin and orexin, while upregulating leptin, reducing hunger and increasing satiety.
@flutefox31775 ай бұрын
THE VOICE I CANT-💀💀💀
@Periwinkleaccount5 ай бұрын
I was going to ask what it was that you couldn’t do, but you clearly couldn’t, so it makes sense.
@Fearless_on_my_Breath5 ай бұрын
Lmao, That 'Buy one get one free' part really got me and I didn't stopped laughing after that, this man had described it greatly and you have narrated it with the same greatness. Bro you are marvellous at this, never stop.
@gatorboiy52695 ай бұрын
Had a similar experience on a school field trip when I was a kid. I unfortunately didn’t have the luxury of a nearby bathroom, just a constantly jostling bus full of my peers. It wasn’t a good day
@vonnie0_05 ай бұрын
As I’m watching this, my stomach has been having issues because I ate 4 hot pockets in a row, so this has been a very immersive experience.
@moulder4417 күн бұрын
its like a Shakespearian tragedy, a hellish beauty written with whole of his soul. i pray this man gets plenty of better times after this.
@uniqueprogressive99085 ай бұрын
I had a similar experience from eating 20 from a bag of candy from a company called "wonderland of wellbeing", from a corner store that costs $2 for a 1kg bag of them.... However that was a oxymoron, I did not feel like i was in a wonderland nor in a state of wellbeing. I decided to take a sleep and the mattress was soaked in liquid shit that almost looked like brown water. The mattress was replaced and never bought from that evil company again
@Videoswithsoarin5 ай бұрын
its not the gummy bears fault. eating a whole bag is insane
@mrpickles-hb6zx4 ай бұрын
IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT FOR BEING BORN WRONG, like the third power puff girl. (Bliss is 4th n I hate her)
@OneOnlyDan5 ай бұрын
I first heard about these hellspawns around 10 years ago. It is incredible to me that people _still_ remember these things.
@ghost_ship_supreme5 ай бұрын
This made me laugh my ass off for nearly 5 minutes straight
@agnastthrower52125 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Xylitol, Satan's favorite sweetener.
@DiarrheaBubbles5 ай бұрын
You can't find these bears anywhere any more. They probably realized the L.A Beast video would destroy their brand if they didn't stop production quickly.
@magnus13835 ай бұрын
Honestly, I would have just let him redo the test if he told me what happened. I wonder if he actually attempted that.
@Yeee-eg5wwАй бұрын
Damm I didn’t know that the least poetic word bearers guy did this lmao, great job on both btw
@noctisumbra30152 ай бұрын
These seem perfect for someone who's been stopped up for 5 days! The best tasting laxatives you've ever tried!
@You-ye4xb5 ай бұрын
holy crap the voice is perfect
@lettus1435 ай бұрын
Ahhh, yes. Reminds me of the time I ate an entire box of lemon fiber one bars because "I'm 18 I'm an adult I can do what I want I bought these with my own money!!!" My story would have made a great video lmao.
@doomsdoorАй бұрын
I remember eating a box of fiber one bars before.... I never want to experience that hell again, I was crying on a toilet wishing for it to end
@lettus143Ай бұрын
@@doomsdoor I didn't have immediate access to a toilet and almost took a dump in a Tupperware in my then boyfriends car. Hours of having to hold it in had me thinking thoughts I wouldn't normally think.
@TimReuscher-bg5xt5 ай бұрын
I feel this. I ate a whole pack of sugar free twizzlers. Let's just say, the whole day was spent on the toilet
@Gardeningismypassion8335 ай бұрын
Bro could be a writer of a story Ngl but bro perfectly described my food poisoning when I went to Asia 😭
@ShialeeHeart4 ай бұрын
I once ate a shit ton of cookies with artificial sweetener I ended up in the hospital with my intestines inflated like a balloon
@AnEmu4045 ай бұрын
Dunno about American candy bags, but UK Haribos (and other sweets too) usually have portion recommendations. You’re not supposed to have more than a handful, but i think that’s more for health reasons than this……. Specific situation….
@Tkmined2 ай бұрын
We do. The label has a serving size. It's just that people ignore them because they can be absolutely ridiculous sometimes (in a funny way). Oh, you got this bag of gummy worms? Your serving is 2.5 worms. And it has 150g of sugar :)
@GentlemanBystander2 ай бұрын
When people don't understand what Sugar Alcohols are...
@PeoplecallmeLucifer5 ай бұрын
this is on pair with the haribo story on the airport
@_SparkySaltySnowflake5 ай бұрын
Thanks to y'all I am now informed of the dangers of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears.
@darealrulezbreaker94935 ай бұрын
if something that is supposed to be sweet and tastes sweet is labeled "sugar-free" id always steer clear.. better to eat some sugar than fkin poison. and besides, most artificial sweeteners taste disgusting anyways
@cheeseburgermonkey71045 ай бұрын
Sounds like the plot of a movie about hell somehow turned kid-friendly
@gaufridusofthefire65553 ай бұрын
I’ve eaten to straight bags of these before this is an apt and true retelling of the experience.
@hallowedbeyourdays2 ай бұрын
It is things like this that turn so many of us into excellent writers, striving to get across to others the particular nature of the hell which was lain upon us. To warn others, in the hope that our experience was not in vain.
@connor7272Ай бұрын
“See you in hell, haribo sugar free gummi bears” is gonna be my highschool quote
@skinnyweeny21784 ай бұрын
I had something similar happen to me in high school, only it wasn't due to Haribo sugar-free Gummi Bears (it was from my mom's home cooking), and the phenomenon happened on a regular class day (5 hours), about 1 hour in. I had to clench my cheeks and sphincter for about 4 hours, begging whatever supernatural entity who could hear my prayers to not let it happen while at the same type hoping it would, so that I could stop clenching at last. About 30 minutes after it began, I was already sweating cold. When recess came, I was afraid to sit down. Since I was so weak from the clenching, I couldn't walk around the school chatting with my friends (like I usually did) and all I could muster was to stand up, leaning against the wall. At one point, it felt like I had lost consciousness and woke up about 15 seconds later, though I was still in the same position. I was able to power through recess and the rest of class, and when class ended, I took the overcrowded bus home (I always made the 1km trek home, even under rain). I got out of the bus, walked down the street towards home, and felt my butthole become looser with every step. When I got home, my sister took an unholy long time to open the goddamn door, and when she finally did, I already had shit running down my leg. All that was left to do was run to the shower to clean myself up. To this day, I resent my mom for forcing me to go to school that day, even though I had already told her I had spent a good chunk of the night on the toilet. I honestly hope that you, dear reader, never have to experience that. The person from the story in the video has my sympathy, assuming it's true, as does anyone else who's ever had to go through something similar.
@Poindexterfredrick5 ай бұрын
People who write reviews like this make reading the reviews well worth my time lmao 😂
@Back_and_Better_Than_You2 ай бұрын
Think I’ll buy a bag of these and leave them on the community snack table at work.
@LemurG5 ай бұрын
I have severe IBS and sugar alcohols in sugar-free foods legitimately do this to me 💀
@lilhedgehog85764 ай бұрын
If I was this dude, I wouldn’t have burned the bag of gummy bears. I would’ve just save it, and given it to my worst enemy on their birthday.
@GarryDumblowski3 ай бұрын
Y'know... I feel like the professor should give you another chance for this one. He knows you weren't cheating since you actually finished the exam, and could tell you were clearly in distress from the fact your stomach alerted the entire class.
@gregrobinette86202 ай бұрын
Dont matter, the school bureaucrats made a rule & are too stupid to accept nuances. Lol
@magicrainbowkitties10234 ай бұрын
This dude has such a gripping writing style, his talent is wasted on amazon reviews
@EngineerMonkey-zp3yj5 ай бұрын
Well, glad someone was there to learn this lesson for me so I don't have to. Don't eat these before a test. Got it!
@liagamer42654 ай бұрын
I love reading reviews they are always hilarious I swear they can keep you laughing for hours
@TakehisaYuji2 ай бұрын
i thought it was a common knowledge that you are not supposed to eat too much sugar substitute. but some people just have to find out themselves
@lunarlightasmr46605 ай бұрын
Gonna try this but eat several Doritos locos tacos immediately after consuming the gummy bears as well
@qstionblomens61385 ай бұрын
Bro you’re gonna meet Satan directly
@Someone726635 ай бұрын
Tell me how Hell is once you're done with that experience 🫡
@chungusamongus5194 ай бұрын
Ah yes, these gummy bears. The notorious weight loss gummies.
@ClammyHorrorShow4 ай бұрын
“Kids and grown ups love it so… the wonderful world of Haribo…”
@lastrhet61105 ай бұрын
I have heard naught but terror about these accursed gummi's. Thank you, burialgoods, for narrating a story about the intestinal distress that comes with consuming large amounts of these demonic candies.
@tristanband40035 ай бұрын
I remember this. Glorious.
@sparky67575 ай бұрын
Alright, I'm sure these particular bears are worse than other sugar. But nobody in their right mind would ever eat pure sugar as a "snack", there is zero nutrative value
@hautakleightontam7715 ай бұрын
Sugar is the fundamental block underlying the very concept of 'nutrition'. Everything we eat can be categorised into sugar, things that can be turned into sugar, or things that allow us to live long enough to get more sugar. The term 'non-nutritious' is often misleadingly used to label foods that are very rich in sugar (and/or fat) and contain very few of the other essential nutrients; 'hypernutritious' is a more accurate term to describe what you can't eat too much of before exceeding your energy requirements for a given amount of time, which leads to weight gain.
@sparky67575 ай бұрын
@hautakleightontam771 Ok If you eat a bag of pure sugar as a snack you will not get the nutrients you need, you'll make yourself feel sick, and absolutely nothing good will ever come from it. Glucose may technically be a nutrient, but you know what I meant.
@JoeMama-me2yj3 ай бұрын
The video fucking slayed me,my sides hurt and I'm only half way. Great stuff my man
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit5 ай бұрын
Wasn't caused by gummy bears, but had something of a similar experience, so I can sympathize with him. Ate something that didn't agree with me, and my colon had a Reactor 4-level meltdown. Bathroom near where I was, was too full, so I decided to walk home since it was close (bout 500m) and I'd probably like it more to do it in my own bathroom. Bad idea, each step progressively caused me to lose more and more control and it took every bit of my mental focus to not shit myself in public, was basically torture to just move as the moments went by. By the time I got close to my apartment, I was walking like a jittery crack addict and expelled the contents bowels with the force of an industrial hydrocutter the moment I got my pants down and sat on the toilet. Horror beyond horrors.
@DarkSignal595 ай бұрын
That was perfect, from the overly dramatic writing to the deep voice with a southern accent reading it. Haven't had such a constant hard laugh in a while 🤣
@Lizzardthething3 ай бұрын
Alexa, give me the definition for regret.
@ReddBoi644 ай бұрын
I feel the same way about Diet Soda. Like the original isn’t good for you. It’s loaded with all manner of chemicals and sugars, but at least your body can make use of the calories in that sugar even if it’s an unhealthy portion of it. If you take those sugars out though, the one thing in the substance that your body can use, what is left
@hereticsaint1004 ай бұрын
The music selection was the cherry on top.
@drophat4 ай бұрын
for a story about diarrhea, this hits unbelievably hard
@Red_Chicken_Gaming5 ай бұрын
I'VE SEEN THESE VIDEOS EXACTLY LIKE THIS EVEN WITH THE EXACT BACKGROUND "MUSIC"
@trigger20705 ай бұрын
Read this review for a grade in my college public speech class. Best A I’ve ever received.
@justinwatson15104 ай бұрын
I love whoever wrote that.
@DORMRR5 ай бұрын
Why is Rick Grimes dissing these gummy bears so hard 💀 🔥
@MikeF0315 ай бұрын
I love the ominous ambiance behind this lazy man's story
@Kinghd132 ай бұрын
this is why i want these gummy bears.
@breadsssss5 ай бұрын
I had these awfull sugar free gummies and boy did i regret it 1 hour 3 minute of diarrhea
@iamjustkiwi5 ай бұрын
I like how you tracked your suffering to the exact minute 😂
@austinoblambino5 ай бұрын
I just recently watched Dumb and Dumber for the first time. It reminds me of a very particular scene.
@STINKERMCGEEАй бұрын
"Grond will breach it..." -Haribo sugar free gummy bears probably
@datboi59135 ай бұрын
This guy has the perfect voice for this kind of stuff 😂
@somnolentCyanide4 ай бұрын
if anyone's wondering, sugar free york peppermint patties also have this effect. don't ask how i found that out i don't want to talk about it
@wyntyrr4 ай бұрын
The absolute funniest part about this is that 26,000 people found the review helpful.
@criesinvariable24935 ай бұрын
love how its read like a horror story
@kendrickstock43635 ай бұрын
A history teacher at my school always told a story like this, I immediately knew what this story was gonna be about after seeing the title. His story ended up happening at his father in-law’s funeral though.
@djpigeon91403 ай бұрын
I learned this lesson the hard way and have since devoted myself to warn others, lest they suffer the same the same fate my digestive system and toilet met...
@Boxygirl964 ай бұрын
I want you all to know that the video yt immediately recommended to me after this one finished was “Haribo sugarless gummy bear challenge”