[YTP] 240p of pure failure

[@GolemAvalanche]

You know these pilots had to have been bombs when The Codpiece Couple sounds more appealing than any of them.

[@EhrenCG]

"He's greasy. He's got square eyes. He blew guys." That's real poetry!

[@Wavemaninawe]

"Fat shoulders And less body hair Than a kinky broad" Moved me to tears.

[@Circuitssmith]

It’s snowing on Mount Fuji.

[@linguicaguy]

I always feel like those last two lines should be followed by the tune from that fishing boat commercial that goes "you, your friends, and your Johnson"

[@Caldinovin]

"My balls must be worth a fuck!" Narrator: "And that's the best joke ever!"

[@FlyingPringleJJ]

"Even 3 million years in the future, men still get erections."

[@EhrenCG]

+Jacob Jarrett (JacobJayCraft) "We've been fucking sexy for 3 million years."

[@gzeusone6532]

Yeah but maybe there's a short cock.

[@matchmakerchris7617]

"i can't watch this anymore." xD

[@younglove6363]

Had to come back to this today when my brain started repeating the “shine your shoes with eggs” monologue

[@noisepuppet]

@@younglove6363 this happens to me often

[@linguicaguy]

Personally I'm more a fan of "shine your boobs with my cawk" Now that's the kind of show I would tune in to!

[@schadenfreude4755]

"The sitcom would've chronicled the wacky hijinks of beastiality."

[@TheChaoticToaster]

“You ever know how it feels to fuck an elephant?”

[@natebush8217]

@@TheChaoticToaster *[Insert Forward-Reverse Elephant TOOT here]*

[@runsinbackground]

For real though, I would watch a season of "Ethel Is An Elephant," possibly even more! I can see why the studio people wouldn't be biting though.

[@ThePhoenixPaladin]

It only takes 1-2 inches to gag the galaxy?

[@noisepuppet]

+ThePhoenixPaladin space inches

[@f0rm0r]

we've been fucking sexy for 3 million years

[@michaelblackwell2732]

@@f0rm0r yeah but maybe there’s a short cock

[@ImFangzBro]

Yeah, but maybe there's a short cock.

[@kennynelson3189]

Yeah but maybe there’s a short cock.

[@Bombtrack411]

I kinda would've liked to see Robert Goulet as Bite McCock. I mean, he's greasy, he's got square eyes, AND he blew guys.

[@funkrok2010]

He must be worth a fuck

[@natebush8217]

@@funkrok2010 And that's the best joke ever!

[@hansonel]

And he does push ups with Meatloaf too. Sounds like an Emmy winning show.

[@happytrails151]

Instead they did yet another season of Jack Off The Fat Man

[@RearAdmiralMcSpanky]

“This shit is death.” I still say that to this day. It sounds like something a high school kid would say when having to work on a school project he doesn’t want to do

[@abstractgrant]

I've watched this video more times than I can count, but for some reason when I watched it today, "J*ck Off the Fat Man" made me giggle uncontrollably for the rest of the day. First there's the pun on the actual title. But then, the notion of there actually being a show by this name (a game show, maybe?). And then the idea that this show is SO POPULAR that it keeps getting renewed for more seasons. I'm dead, I've been giggled to death.

[@noisepuppet]

Yes, I always picture some kind of game show or reality competition 😂

[@noisepuppet]

... Like Who Wants to Beej a Millionaire, hosted by: a millionaire

[@JontyMaster]

@@noisepuppet With Regis Philbin as Geesus Phillbilly or Chris Tarrant as Carrot Tits...or somethin' XD

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

They actually had the AUDACITY to say "wacky hi-jinks" on camera!

[@DavidB-rx3km]

1:54 "Hooow long is my KOK" - "Between one and two inches" - "OoOoOoO0Oo"

[@simo3261]

love how smooth the descent at 3:30 is, and the ensuing action

[@OLOGYNY]

“Together, they gag the galaxy!” Lmao this YTP is probably the only time that sentence has ever been said ever

[@themiglutin]

''Assfuck'' *Audience loses their shit*

[@FounderOfPartyism]

It makes one person think… “did I literally lose my shit?” Bad philosophy. But it did make me laugh a ton.

[@TSNAnnotator]

I can't tell you how much I love seeing Ryan Stiles in this

[@shawnfields2369]

Same here. I always enjoy seeing Ryan Stiles, (or Styan Ryiles in Ex-Lax: 2194),even if it's only in ytp-form. Because he's always been funny. From the Drew Carey Show, to Whose Line Is It Anyways? Always been a fan.

[@Tirgo69]

Stiles is a bumbling actor

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Ever since the Codpiece Couple, networks have been searching for shows about perverts. And what could be more perverted than a Mormon and a 1200lb sperm?"

[@pbonney]

The British Red Dwarf was a damn good show with very memorable characters. The Americans made an unaired pilot that was not picked up for later production. That actually was a good thing. The British show was a cult hit and aired on PBS channels in the 90's. It had a charm that the American version would never have had.

[@chenugent]

Paul Bonney just like the inbetweeners, and every British tv show that is actually funny

[@Rei322]

Theres also a american version of Fawlty Towers where they took out Basil Fawlty

[@JB52520]

@@Rei322 You mean waTery Fowls? Or was that Farty Towels? ...Oh yeah, it was called Flowery Twats.

[@thecianinator]

Ever seen the pilot for the American version of The IT Crowd? Same plot as the British pilot, except Roy was mean instead of inept, and Denholm Reynholm was just pretending to be stupid. It's like they tried to copy the original but make it less likable.

[@bachaddict]

The guy's eyebrows as he talks about the elephant never get old

[@linguicaguy]

He knows what he did, and he likes it

[@targaghjj]

An American Red Dwarf?! Did that ever air?! Edit: No it did not.

[@snorksonforks]

Ryan styles deserved better ..

[@eriktheawful8840]

The show with the elephant, the actors name, is Todd SUSman. How perfect

[@Bombshocked]

#BringBackTheSus2016

[@Circuitssmith]

#SusWeCanBelieveIn2019

[@neoliten]

#WeWantTheSus2020

[@higgsbosontesticle]

#SusOrBustsuB

[@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382]

#wevehadenoughofSuSbynow

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

I just wanna see more of that Ryan Stiles sitcom pilot.

[@bachaddict]

The drumbeats get me every time!

[@subzerobadass]

I still like the callback to 'How to get kicked repeatedly in the groin'.

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

What callback?

[@subzerobadass]

@@freakfoxvevo7915 2:43 "It wasn't a maam a t'nsawasn't a maam a t'nsawasn't a maam"

[@Galethvia]

Yeah that would be a drawback

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

Yeah that would be a callback.

[@andrewcasias2676]

I remember watching Jack Off a Fat Man with my parents when I was little. It was a nice way to end the night before I had to go to school the next day!

[@noisepuppet]

@@andrewcasias2676 some ppl think it jumped the shark in season nine but those last couple hundred episodes pulled it back up in my estimation

[@andrewcasias2676]

@ Oh, when they introduced the Fat Woman? Yeah, that was kinda strange to me!

[@JontyMaster]

4:00 What a lovely sound.

[@noisepuppet]

It should go in a channel logo bump sequence thing

[@ScrapStoriesYT]

Styan Riles and Kelly Who-The-Fuck-Are-You were my favourite comedy duo, bring them back.

[@mi-da2920]

"You're gonna lol." I didn't lol. I lmaoed.

[@1996Coaster]

2:18 "You have been in suspension for 9-9-9-9-9-9-..."

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Portal?

[@Rei322]

Never thought I would see a Red Dwarf related ytp

[@Ginger_FoxxVT]

Honestly this poop is a million times funnier than the American Red Dwarf

[@stauros5022]

MEATLOAF.

[@berkerrang4149]

This proves Belka did nothing wrong

[@VirTaro]

There was going to be an American version of Red Dwarf???

[@themiglutin]

''We've been fucking sexy for three million years!''

[@thomasbaron5367]

3:56 "another season of "Jack-off The Fat Man" LOL xD

[@Bellatocci]

“What if Meatloaf eats meatloaf?” He probably did

[@mobius273]

Holy shit that's Ryan styles

[@deadkat5badcfehg]

He's had enough with pleasing the fucking brit.

[@WatchdogGoon]

+mobius I just imagine Dew Carey saying "And Failed Pilot, Ryan Stiles!"

[@NaderAmmar]

actually that's Styan Riles

[@shawnfields266]

Vegeta Scouter You forgot about Kelly who the fuck are you?

[@firebird890]

At 0:34 it really cracks me up! “You’ll never know how good it feels to f@ck an elephant”😂😅

[@richardgadberry8398]

Frankly, "An Elf is an Elephant" should have gotten at least 5 seasons.

[@TrailerPoopers]

Ah, I love me some wacky bestiality.

[@jamieriley8444]

Why has nobody else tried pooping the Red Dwarf US Pilot?

[@opy702]

His slogan was "He's on fire."

[@ginamolina820]

Brody Anderson Not sure if that’s a good slogan or not yet. But, he’s got less body hair than a kinky frog. So, I hope that can help you dude.

[@opy702]

I'm pretty sure he said "A kinky broad", but either way I won't be happy 'til jail has hot MEATLOAF and topless buzzards!

[@ginamolina820]

Brody Anderson Yeah, I think he said something about a kinky broad too. It just sounded pretty close to kinky frog, didn’t it? I guess we’ll just have to settle for lol instead. Until we get our meatloaf and topless buzzards, I mean.

[@5carecrow94]

"Really, you're gonna lol." That reminds me of the craziest thing me Grammy Moon used to say.

[@coronelfalk]

love the way she says "you're gonna luuuul"

[@Bellatocci]

Acting Sheriff looks like it was filmed on the same set as NewsRadio. I could be wrong.

[@noisepuppet]

Very cool catch if true!

[@nicklespale22]

BRING BACK THE SOS

[@NotOnLand]

If only we were in the universe that had LAX 2194 instead of _Friends..._

[@FooPanda]

RIP Norman Lear :(

[@SkylabBeats]

I love the "toot" at 0:44

[@DefconJohnson]

0:43 You forgot Dr. Doom.

[@gzeusone6532]

It wasn't a mammoth, more like a spaps.

[@wilberforce95]

Bring back the sos.

[@sbilldmilk]

I laughed at the title before I even watched it.

[@christopherh760]

Damn, that TooT always catches me off guard. I really should be expecting it by now.

[@francisd2386]

I've been doing sit ups with meatloaf for ever, maybe that's why I don't have a six pack yet.

[@FlameAdder]

"Kelly Hu The Fuck Are You" cracked me up

[@ginamolina820]

FlameAdder Wasn’t she in the Scorpion King?

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

200 years in the future, 2194, that means this is from 1994, one year after I was born.

[@gzeusone6532]

Unrelated to the YTP, the US re-do of red dwarf was one of the dumbest ideas of all time.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

"I can do that" mentality. It is admirableableableblblbl.

[@jordanclymer5008]

We actually tried to remake Red Dwarf? Yikes

[@Attmay]

@@jordanclymer5008 As if the American attempt at remaking *Ab Fab* wasn't enough of a failure. Not every UK-to-US reboot can be *All in the Racism.*

[@LeonikkiJohni]

Kelly Who The Fuck Are You I lost it. XD

[@eliseoramos397]

"And who the FUCK are you '? Lol 😂😁🤣😅😊

[@Pathosenjoyer]

Horse technology really takes those wacky hi-jinks of beastiality to a whole new level.

[@mst3kanita]

I love this so much.

[@L0RDK3Y]

Turkish Quandale Dingle

[@DaveTypeII]

I heard the toot, but I guess Dr. Doom took a position *behind* the camera for this one.

[@noisepuppet]

he's in that flying shuttle thing

[@GBart]

Oh man, an American version of Red Dwarf would have been terrible They tried to do that with the IT Crowd too, and it was baaaad. They tried it with The Inbetweeners too, and it was even worse! For that matter, I'm kind of amazed The Office succeeded

[@thebonkera1221]

Elephant: RRRaaaaaRRR

[@masonsykes2240]

Slimes and limes and mimes infesting a meatloaf

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave...evaD, evaD, evaD, evaD.

[@noisepuppet]

We've been fkn secksie for >3m years

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@noisepuppet the lengths we go to in order to not have our comments blocked would definitely gag the galaxy.

[@thomaspassegger2768]

An elf is an elephant!

[@shawnfields2369]

In Red Guy, regular dwarf craig bierko has been sleeping in space for just over 3 years, with some kind of hot looking lady in a television who acts like glados and is basically a cynical character who wants to help Red Guy gag the galaxy because his Red Dwarf was too long.

[@tims.2717]

Were these TV pilots that never got picked up by the networks?

[@noisepuppet]

Yep!

[@DavidB-rx3km]

0:46 - Stein Ryles and Kelly Hu the f#ck are you

[@Pulchism]

I didn't know there was a version of red dwarf culturally adapted for the US. The original was already pretty scant on lols to be honest.

[@austinschmuck7814]

0:47 kelly who the f**k are you

[@shawnfields266]

Austin Schmuck And don't forget about Stein Ryles!

[@bachaddict]

Today I learned the turboburt goes toot

[@noisepuppet]

Susie Wowee Zeus

[@bachaddict]

@@noisepuppet this shit is death!

[@VBandit47]

the British version of Red Dwarf is actually pretty good.

[@marswalker1386]

This pretty much wrecked my 90s nostalgia.

[@KNIGH7]

Red Dwarf USA. Never thought I’d see that in a noisepuppet vid.

[@tango9601]

This shit is death!!

[@halfmanhalfmetal]

"You're gonna laal." I did!

[@thegreenberretwearingbrony9678]

That mask at the beginning is an SCP!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Ooh yeah, that's a good entry too.

[@MegaAzornumbers09]

dang i didn't know ryan stiles was in a sitcom

[@tncorgi92]

He was on the Drew Carey Show, it ran 9 seasons in the 90s

[@NewtyNewtNewty]

They did an American Red Dwarf!? Heugh...

[@_a.]

It wasn't a mammoth; more like a spops.

[@Tomas-bp6kc]

Styan Riles looks so young

[@theslimjames]

I just saw him live on stage tonight. Long grey hair, slightly hunched, but still trim, and still pretty funny.

[@samji_art]

"really, you're gonna lol."

[@ancilodon]

MOAR...ROAR!

[@SoftStationMusic]

Bring back da sos

[@JudgeDredd_]

Omg it’s late af and I’m going to wake everyone up because I’m dying laughing

[@beerhoven]

Was that a pilot for an American version of Red Dwarf? It wouldn't have been nearly as good without the original cast.

[@chefexcellence322]

yes, they made a second pilot with Chris Barrie and Robert llewellyn, but that was crap as well.

[@xrusted]

Bring back the SOS.

[@deadchannel.6038]

The wacky hijinks of bestiality.

[@fatmike371]

Hey dude you should make a poop of that "how to clean your gamer gear" cringey video

[@JensenStiles]

+fatmike371 YES PLS

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

That shit is already a poop in itself... lol

[@ferroth]

I made a Chadtronic YTP where he reatcted to that video if you'd like to check it out :/

[@bachaddict]

heh? yay!

[@a-n-d-r-e-w-k]

The guy saying hello sounds like Abe from Oddworld.

[@prof.torcoolguy7060]

But this is in 480p...

[@pleasedont4051]

hi dave!

[@japoople]

(ring ding dong) Yeah? (ring aling ding ding dong) Yeah, I'm the gaigamai

[@NathanielByers]

toot

[@ginamolina820]

Nathaniel Byers My thoughts exactly.