Gilson B. Pontes will save us all hail Gilson B. Pontes
@xenobestx84235 жыл бұрын
Lmao 1st reply
@tanglelover5 жыл бұрын
Hi daddy caddy
@samuellent6465 жыл бұрын
Hello?
@samuellent6465 жыл бұрын
Hello
@AnnoyedAlways25 жыл бұрын
Nice to you back Caddy
@MarioGenerations5 жыл бұрын
Some things about life of black tiger that caddy didn’t mention: -The artwork that caddy praised are just photos taken off of google and edited a bit -The song used in the trailer is stolen from an anime
@nathanebluepanda82074 жыл бұрын
@JayLeeBeanz Parasyte - Next To You cover done by JackonTC in KZbin
@pryingeyes15514 жыл бұрын
They also count dogs as humans in your kill count.
@jonafumin98904 жыл бұрын
@AncientAstronautTheorist broo
@friendlyneighbourhoodfanbo49864 жыл бұрын
So that means there is actually *NOTHING* good about 'Life of Black Tiger'?
@dubstepbee68924 жыл бұрын
i blame gilbert godfreed for this
@ianbough41225 жыл бұрын
Being Caddy's neighbor must be a trip.
@anothergamer1125 жыл бұрын
*"PEPSI IS BETTER THAN CO-OKE!"* "Honey, he's doing that thing again..."
@senritsujumpsuit60215 жыл бұрын
My whole neighborhood must all be Caddies in some form because that is a dreamland I must have
@dolphinvoltage33395 жыл бұрын
IanBough not a Adverturne?
@tomsmiley1265 жыл бұрын
Welcome to my waking nightmare... hi, I'm Tom.
@Caldella5 жыл бұрын
"He's leaping into a rubbish bin shirtless, and he's having someone film it!" "Honey, just close the blinds, please."
@PeanutButterGamer5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for having me cameo, Caddy! Excited to watch this later tonight. =D
@thebackup21215 жыл бұрын
No likes?? Well I thought you were great...
@animationfanatic21334 жыл бұрын
Hey it's Pontes B Gilson
@milovegas1234 жыл бұрын
You came to the video just to say you'll watch it later? So weird
@themaskedman83774 жыл бұрын
Really
@Furretbestboi4 жыл бұрын
Doot doot
@Succupie3 жыл бұрын
i wonder if people in Caddy's neighborhood just see him and go, "oh, Caddicarus is having another fit"
@GigaChadDuPlessis3 жыл бұрын
"Margy! That cheeky neighbors outside being a t**t again! Call the police!"
@AAAAAA-6133 жыл бұрын
No they probably say "Oh, I guess James is filming again"
@caiuscosades85383 жыл бұрын
Nah, since his name isn't caddicarus
@exocolt153 жыл бұрын
@@caiuscosades8538 it’s not? Wait… is my moms name not mom??
@PikminandOatchi3 жыл бұрын
@@AAAAAA-613 Jim. He stopped going by James a long time ago.
@Coreisus4 жыл бұрын
"We don't have any dinner.." "Whyyyy?" "GILSON B. PONTES!!!!!"
@theincredibledrl96844 жыл бұрын
That actually makes sense
@chrisp38823 жыл бұрын
It really does
@FloofPuppy3 жыл бұрын
Would've been better if he said "GILSON B. PONTES STOLE OUR MONIES!!"
@tafua_a3 жыл бұрын
@@FloofPuppy GILSON?! GILSON!!!
@jameslawrenson12082 ай бұрын
Restaurants are less expensive than what this guy put out!
@Dreadjaws5 жыл бұрын
"Gilson B. Pontes" sounds like the alter ego of some silver age Batman villain called "The Duct Taper".
@ninjabluefyre38155 жыл бұрын
No, that's Philip Swift.
@bindedisaac79225 жыл бұрын
Heh. Silver age. Duct tape.
@GDRunny3 жыл бұрын
"Where am I? Am I dead? Is this heaven?" "Directed by Gilson B. Pontes." "Oh God no"
@buwwix3 жыл бұрын
I’m lucky I know that um jammer lammy refrence, just search “um jammer lammy stage 6 cutscene uncensored”
@fedbar3 жыл бұрын
I’m dead, the first I saw was...PONTES B. GILSON
@yourefatmom61593 жыл бұрын
You were the knight the whole fine? Nah the knights to handsome.
@JUMPYCOOL3 жыл бұрын
Heaven Made By Gilson B. Pontes!
@2Scribble3 жыл бұрын
And on the door to the afterlife it's miss-spelt 'Hevean' and Stain Petre is t-posing through his halo xD
@Fluffkitscripts3 жыл бұрын
Time to play “is that a British swear or is he making shit up?”!
@SpiffanyWolfe3 жыл бұрын
As a Brit myself I can tell you most of the time he’s making shit up, I wish half the things he said were actual expressions though xD
@exocolt153 жыл бұрын
Don’t be a proskater guys
@naughtymelon67123 жыл бұрын
I honestly cant tell at this point.
@CBcaboose2 жыл бұрын
They’re all real
@anothergamer1122 жыл бұрын
@@exocolt15 don't tell me what to do you cooper.
@TheNMan645 жыл бұрын
"I guess the UK has standards..." Did you forget about Phoenix Games, Caddy?
@SpiffanyWolfe5 жыл бұрын
I think he’s tried to block those games from his memory
@spongebobplushiestuff86125 жыл бұрын
DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT PIECE OF POO
@articusramos8085 жыл бұрын
Guess its something they refuse to acknowledge
@Twinrehz5 жыл бұрын
TIL Phoenix Games is UK-based :|
@nman5514 жыл бұрын
TheNMan64 oh yeah
@OwenIsOnline5 жыл бұрын
I love that we've all just embraced Caddys weirdness at this point, he'll go from diving shirtless into a bin to an in-depth analysis of the current state of gaming. What a guy, keep it up man.
@1391Ghost5 жыл бұрын
consistently inconsistent
@MrShisuto4 жыл бұрын
EVOWEN and I wouldn’t want him any other way.
@calebgadison1674 жыл бұрын
@Diabeto Kills You legit have a cringy realistic Mario and Yoshi profile picture,you have no room to talk when it comes to cringe
@calebgadison1674 жыл бұрын
@Diabeto Kills Plus you have like 3 subscribers so you honestly don't matter
@matthewbuckley77573 жыл бұрын
@@2O73O40 Same here he's so funny and he has great taste in games to.
@aquabreeze76123 жыл бұрын
“Why do you keep rewatching this video?” Gilson B. Pontes
@AlexOlinkiewicz4 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, Gilson B. Pontes released his new game "Shadow the Ronin - The Revenge to the Samurai" on the same exact day this video was posted.
@Toxic_Stall4 жыл бұрын
Caddy is a prophet
@papermacheman22104 жыл бұрын
Oh lord
@GrandmasterArk4 жыл бұрын
And now, a Sekiro copycat is born. Good joj GBP, and Soyny.
@PunakiviAddikti4 жыл бұрын
All hail our lord and savior Gilson B. Pontes. He died for our sins and he is descending back to our world from the heavens.
@ginogatash40304 жыл бұрын
guess Mr Gilson B Pontes saw Sekiro.
@lixix13374 жыл бұрын
Director of this video: Gilson B. Pontes Artist of this video: Gilson B. Pontes Editor of this video: Gilson B. Pontes Actors in the video: Caddy - Played by Gilson B. Pontes Austin - Played by Gilson B. Pontes Dude who voiced the beginning - Played by Gilson B. Pontes Dollar Shave Club - Played by Gilson B. Pontes
@haruhisuzumiya66504 жыл бұрын
A Gilson B Pontes video game
@zacharymosley15234 жыл бұрын
Actually, Austin was played by Pontes B. Gilson
@ButterStick644 жыл бұрын
Lixix - Played by Gilson B. Pontes
@voxelchromatic4 жыл бұрын
EAT UR CEREAL
@Superstar5_4 жыл бұрын
Person who commented on your reply - Gilson B. Pontes
@toddhoward8414 жыл бұрын
17:43 i can read hebrew and let me tell you, this writing IS accurate, but all the words are written backwards... good job gilson you did it again
@300IQPrower4 жыл бұрын
Cause hebrew is written right to left, probably
@lucascyr984 жыл бұрын
@@300IQPrower Awesome, where can I get me some Jewish manga
@sillygoose28784 жыл бұрын
Giorno can read Hebrew I never knew
@toddhoward8414 жыл бұрын
@@sillygoose2878 its essential for a mafia boss to know multiple languages
@dragonplant4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of what happens in “IT”
@gabrielthee2tankengine7924 жыл бұрын
21:17 "flowers are dead, violets are blue, give me a gun, i'm ending it" My favorite quote
@simonyoutube2343 жыл бұрын
this is me when i must join the e-classes
@JUMPYCOOL3 жыл бұрын
Caddy in these vids!
@alecrutz9562 жыл бұрын
I can't pick a favorite quote cause every other line had me laughing so hard I had to pause cause I was making my stomach hurt lmao
@zoiebrown73162 жыл бұрын
-Gilson B Pontes
@rainbowapplexdmemes9658 Жыл бұрын
Me When Im Around My Siblings:
@JojokimVT5 жыл бұрын
Caddy: Have Dollar Shave Club as a sponsor. Also Caddy: Doesn't shave his beard
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche79015 жыл бұрын
He uses his razors on his CadDick
@stanstanstan25975 жыл бұрын
My Life is a Complex Pastiche language
@bignath2506885 жыл бұрын
@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 legend right here.
@natandiaz29115 жыл бұрын
@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 Words said by a smart man
@nathansherriff64395 жыл бұрын
@@stanstanstan2597 WHOAH MAN
@megaemeraldman2604 жыл бұрын
6:33 I was watching this on my ps4 & actually thought youtube crashed.
@TheRealTact4 жыл бұрын
Same
@jonathangaul49503 жыл бұрын
Same
@justavulpixlol3 жыл бұрын
Ps3 for me
@nathn20102 жыл бұрын
Same.
@poecollector645 жыл бұрын
Other KZbinrs doing cameos on Caddicarus: Yungtown: makes dramatic encouraging announcements PBG: says random stuff to confuse Caddy even more Brutalmoose: nukes Caddy's house
@christheleavittman70805 жыл бұрын
Ant Dude: Tells him he's 24 and Caddy shows him a clip of the Magical Roundabout. SomeCallMeJohnny: Admits he killed a man and Bubsy 3D is worse than that. The Completionist: Rigs cameras in Caddy's house for an Oscar worthy performance. Scott the Woz: Answers a phone with a catchphrase.
@ViktorErikFade5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like either friendship or dedication to fun cameos , can't tell which honestly but they are great
@rho-starmkl44835 жыл бұрын
Chris the Leavittman Scarfulu: hides in one of Caddy’s daughter’s bed JordanUnderneath: Kills Caddy with telepathy.
@wdf704 жыл бұрын
@@rho-starmkl4483 Voodoo dolls are not telepathy, but still funny.
@SapphireCarbuncle0094 жыл бұрын
Matt McMuscles: Lets him say his show's catchphrase
@REBORN1000X3 жыл бұрын
It's quite weird watching this video after the interview that Caddy mentioned that he was really going through a hard time (financially) when he made this video, and that this could have been his last video if it failed. And I'm so glad it didn't fail, because since this video, we had some of the best Caddicarus videos ever. Thanks Caddy! Hope you and your family are doing well!
@Winrarnt3 жыл бұрын
Wait really? I am SO glad this didn't fail.
@Roadent12413 жыл бұрын
@@Winrarnt Considering the nearly £8k he spent this year on replacing computers....! XD
@Tintelinus3 жыл бұрын
Kinda funny that it seems to have been the start of his new style of vids, which are getting more views.
@Gatorade693 жыл бұрын
That sucks to hear and I hope he's doing better now. I watched some of his videos but was never really a fan but now his videos are really starting to grow on me and I've been enjoying them more and more.
@jacksalter59832 жыл бұрын
@@steelbear2063 content creation is a real job
@Malkmusianful4 жыл бұрын
i can't wait to die from all the bricks surrounding me so i can realize that my entire life has been directed and written by Gilson B. Pontes
@soulhoney19084 жыл бұрын
Wait are we lived in a simulation? that gilson b pontes
@catsnekos50023 жыл бұрын
@@soulhoney1908 lolllllll
@crazydud33803 жыл бұрын
2020 is what you would get if you lived in a Gilson B. pontes world.
@SynthwaveWine3 жыл бұрын
His last name is "Ponce" now
@brickboy34203 жыл бұрын
SURROUNDED
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick4 жыл бұрын
The greatest experience I’ve ever had with Catlateral Damage was watching Griffin McElroy trick his brother into thinking that he forgot to turn on the capture after he made him watch forty minutes of the game.
@liamsgreatbitgaming4 жыл бұрын
Feels like five, though, doesn’t it?
@quinnholloway54004 жыл бұрын
I like it when markiplier played it
@Nerozard4 жыл бұрын
I think that was the closest Justin came to driving to Austin and killing Griffin.
@HerpDerpTheTank11 ай бұрын
Justin’s been getting his revenge occasionally in Victory McElroyale, by smirking to the camera while Travis and Griffin struggle through every level of Cash Banooca 2. He needs to press a single button every two minutes? Not until he’s good and ready! 😂
@faultyvideos22155 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the neighbors walking outside while caddy was filming that pre-intro segment XD
@marcsmith88845 жыл бұрын
it’s england, we’re used to stuff like that
@shadowbird255 жыл бұрын
@@marcsmith8884 So you're saying England is like Florida?
@ThisAdamGuy5 жыл бұрын
@@shadowbird25 England came first
@pastelhotmess92995 жыл бұрын
oh sweet- Here he goes again, RON CALL THE POLICE
@jordanloux38835 жыл бұрын
There is no way they aren't used to this shit by now.
@Hugealligator254 Жыл бұрын
This man got himself out of financial trouble by taking his shirt off and diving headfirst into the bin
@LiliumArgentium4 жыл бұрын
Little did Caddy know this was a sign of the year to come.
@DirectorOfChaos92923 жыл бұрын
Oh where he had the WORST luck imaginable in self building a pc
@chouetta4293 жыл бұрын
And getting a PS5
@uncleslam90223 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps...mind this is a small chance, but perhaps we are referring to the worldwide epidemic.
@tripplordofinconvenience99532 жыл бұрын
E.
@MoShmoE2 жыл бұрын
@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 definitely E
@thebotbuilder4 жыл бұрын
I honestly wonder how the neighbours felt when they saw Caddy only wearing his trousers jumping head first into a bin
@Aikisbest4 жыл бұрын
Im assuming they are kinda used to him being a bit quirky by now XD
@justsomebodyhere49304 жыл бұрын
“Honey! The neighbor’s at it again!”
@LchanOtakudom4 жыл бұрын
“Must be Tuesday.”
@lnsflare14 жыл бұрын
"Oh, thank God that he decided to strip his top half this week."
@indigowendigo81654 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of what people say about Caleb City all the time. XD
@MarkiplierMeatMuncher85 жыл бұрын
"Gilson B. Pontes" is the Caddicarus version of "Fred Fuchs"
@BigSexyBlackMans4 жыл бұрын
It’s motherfuckin’ FRED FUCKS
@brodiero-solar3024 жыл бұрын
Unoriginal Profile Picture ok
@lessel34654 жыл бұрын
They're not wrong.
@erlendvageskar33564 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the Caddicarus videogame in which the final boss is... GILSON B. PONTES! And the secret final boss... Pontes B. Gilson
@JetSetDman10 ай бұрын
just like how phoenix games is the caddicarus version of ljn
@MrVailBride2 жыл бұрын
2 years later and the humor still holds up well. You could say "This aged like a fine wine". Caddy's humor helps me stay sane.
@AlexandruLipan2 жыл бұрын
The only thing that changed is Steam now going aboard the bandwagon of releasing a (fairly well done) physical console
@royalblanket2 жыл бұрын
Which is ironic because it's driving him insane
@imagery54252 жыл бұрын
Hello from the future.
@ioppisheliolisk Жыл бұрын
The Wii U joke got me so bad I had to put my phone down and take a moment to breathe
@crashthedarklordplays2668 Жыл бұрын
do you mean "in"sane ?
@discarddungeon5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you can answer *any* question with "Gilson B. Pontes." "Mommy, why did the dinosaurs die?" "Gilson B. Pontes."
@horricule4515 жыл бұрын
"What is your gender?" "Gilson B. Pontes." "Is the earth flat?" "Gilson B. Pontes." "Who are you voting for?" "Gilson B. Pontes." "What's your favorite movie?" "Gilson B. Pontes."
@Blueflag045 жыл бұрын
Fair enough
@lBorosDavidl5 жыл бұрын
A "Gilson B. Pontes game"
@NitroFury5 жыл бұрын
Pontes B. Gilson
@MisterVercetti5 жыл бұрын
@@horricule451 That's all you can saaaay! That's all you can saaaay!
@robinkomin5 жыл бұрын
0:25 Caddy looking straight up like Kylo Ren in The Last Jedi
@JoeyDoesStuff11205 жыл бұрын
Xd
@Taikofan045 жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY JUST NOTICED
@DynoSkrimisher5 жыл бұрын
Swolidicarus
@jordannewthomas32934 жыл бұрын
Caddy isn't waxy looking like kylo looked though.
@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun4 жыл бұрын
@@jordannewthomas3293 That's clearly because Caddy uses the Dollar Shave Club™ XD
@philbateman19894 жыл бұрын
I've genuinely had some of my students produce better games than these for their first year project, and they only get 2 semesters to plan, pitch and develop the entire game.
@SurShuru3 жыл бұрын
I really hope I’m not alone for thinking Caddy screamed “bitch” at the beginning
@polovolt33 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing , I had to listen extremely closely to realise he was saying bins
@QuantumR3D3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was screeching “BEANS!!!!”
@fortis36862 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he said “Binge!”
@scottpilgrim9206 ай бұрын
@@fortis3686 same here!!
@CourageousCoward17286 ай бұрын
Me too
@587DeathKing5 жыл бұрын
"Catlateral trailer is a Smosh sketch" Man I've seen higher production values from Smosh in 2008 than that trailer
@ChapSnat7525 жыл бұрын
The last time they were funny was when robin williams was still alive
@night_owlll5 жыл бұрын
almost like it's intentional
@dcdx89665 жыл бұрын
Modern smosh is humanity’s downfall.
@CurtyTails4 жыл бұрын
I was going to say that is actually an insult to 2008 smosh
@RJ_Productions3164 жыл бұрын
I've seen porn with higher production quality
@paradoxical9985 жыл бұрын
"Fred Fuchs?!" -AVGN, Life of black tiger.
@RuruFIN4 жыл бұрын
Fred Fucks*
@thesupervideogamenerdmore31714 жыл бұрын
@@RuruFIN Fred f*cks what?
@JackOfen4 жыл бұрын
Fuchs is german for Fox
@QueenCheetah4 жыл бұрын
4:05- "Yeah, most of these games I couldn't get in the UK. I guess we have standards." You have Phoenix Games, Caddy.
@exiegelastweekgamer15714 жыл бұрын
Had.
@ShibuNub33054 жыл бұрын
*_Oh._*
@tempatchtheveryweird36654 жыл бұрын
*Had
@danielfotheringhamproducti73684 жыл бұрын
@QueenCheetah, yes, but that was back in the early 2000s, mainly for the PS2, and Nintendo Wii for several years. However, you would think that they would learn from their mistakes, yet it didn’t seem to be.
@nathandioza78213 жыл бұрын
Least Your Steam Locomotives look better than ours ;w; (I'm an American)
@MrBounceoutboi3 жыл бұрын
"I was alone, always been alone, but I'm not lonely" -tiger
@kaizoaudio17985 жыл бұрын
Considering how strict Nintendo is about protecting their digital store there’s quite a bit of absolute trash on that as well.
@stoic79744 жыл бұрын
Vroom in the nightsky Need I say more
@pyramidhead69984 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like Breath of the Wild.
@MabuseXX4 жыл бұрын
More.....the Nintendo store has more trash and converted mobile games than the PSN and MS Store combined......
@iwakeupandboomimarat4 жыл бұрын
ive found a lot of good indie games on there that are definitely worth it if you have spare funds on your acc, but so many games are literally app store quality and its ridiculous
@whytfbuddy41184 жыл бұрын
i wake up and boom im a rat How dare you insult Digger Dan DX for like 5 penny’s on the us 3ds eshop.
@DominusTheNephilim5 жыл бұрын
0:29 "ARE YOU READY TO--" "BIIITCH!" "Uh, sorry, what was that?" "Bins.."
@JaggedBird4 жыл бұрын
It's "BIIIIIIIIIIIINS!" not bitch
@brandoniswhoiam5 жыл бұрын
Back at it again with the shirtless Caddy and those high-waisted tights! This time, with bins!
@kingwilliamdelphox3 жыл бұрын
BINS!
@spongefan1553 жыл бұрын
*B I N S* Bins
@Mr._Sherwood3 жыл бұрын
"this game is free range guacamole" is somehow the funniest sentence I've heard in an age
@Snowfang002 жыл бұрын
A close second has to be “Lara Croft and your pyramid chest, move aside! These! These. Are. Breats!”
@QTEila4 жыл бұрын
"Caddy, why do you look like you've been stuck in a crack den for 3 months?" "GILSON B. PONTES"
@nio40734 жыл бұрын
Now he IS stuck in a crack den for 3 months
@vagnurt5 жыл бұрын
i just looked up Gilson B. Pontes, he has written his own biography on IMDB
@THRILLEX4 жыл бұрын
And, amazingly, he can’t even do that right. His last sentence says, “He has a great fascination for classic American cinema, and his greatest reference is Orson Welles by Citizen Kane.” You remember when that fictional character Citizen Kane made a movie about the filmmaker Orson Welles? I hear Citizen even played the eponymous Welles in the film too!
@bluestreaker92424 жыл бұрын
Wow...he's so self-absorbed he actually said it's a biography? Wow...just...wow...that's not even how biography works! When you wrote your own biography, that's called an AUTObiography! XD
@peewhocantbeaimed69544 жыл бұрын
I heard he gave birth to himself
@DJtheChaos2464 жыл бұрын
Th-that is amazingly pathetic.
@300IQPrower4 жыл бұрын
He twitter banned me for calling his game shit, this doesnt surprise me
@MattMcMuscles4 жыл бұрын
My cat Zach can be found in Catlateral Damage, so it's good. Lay off, Caddy!
@tanman75684 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Gilson B. Pontes?
@GabrielPhillipsAeroSkyStar4 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOOOOOOO MATT! Didn't expect to see you on Caddy's Channel.
@ShibuNub33054 жыл бұрын
Hey isn’t this the “what has occurred” guy?
@BusinessZeus4 жыл бұрын
@@ShibuNub3305 That is amazing. I am blown away at your accuracy! Ya git uh golf star
@theofficialchannelofoffici79624 жыл бұрын
Kitty
@christheleavittman70803 жыл бұрын
Person who deletes channels for reviewing his garbage: GILSON B PONTES
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl943 жыл бұрын
Does he really?
@christheleavittman70803 жыл бұрын
@@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 he did earlier this year
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl943 жыл бұрын
Oh okay I didn’t know
@SuperMegaDudeguy5 жыл бұрын
21:19 I thought the poem was going to be "Flowers are dead Violets are blue Give me a gun And you'll be, too"
@delaneyheil95755 жыл бұрын
This entire video is just seeping with classic Caddicarus energy Oh Daddy Caddy...how we've missed you
@dcdx89665 жыл бұрын
I agree! It’s like old school Caddy I loved it
@ViktorErikFade5 жыл бұрын
I just love caddy lol He's great
@Blueflag045 жыл бұрын
So glad he didnt shave his beard
@MidnightUmbra5 жыл бұрын
Can we just admire that Caddy is literally the only human that will go outside looking like that for us (00:40)
@zorojuro46534 жыл бұрын
Admire*
@H0T5H0TJ0N4 жыл бұрын
Him, and of course the Florida Man.
@KionTheLion3 жыл бұрын
You sir, clearly haven't watched Brandon Rogers.
@Legendotcom13 жыл бұрын
0:01 Intro 4:26 OrcSlayer 6:41 Laws Of Machine 8:16 The Unknown City: Episode 1 11:29 Spons 12:32 Samael: Legacy Of Ophiuchus 15:10 Sword Of Fortress: The Onomuzim 16:28 Spear Of Destiny: The Gilson B. Pontes 19:47 Catlateral Damage 20:56 Flowers Are Dead 23:46 The Life Of Black Tiger 27:26 Skylight Freerange 2: Guacine
@Urumi-zc8lm2 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pontes
@Motolmang2 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pontes
@noponarchsage2 жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pontes
@logan-el6hl Жыл бұрын
@@Urumi-zc8lm slam s. slamer
@ZaGorudan5 жыл бұрын
"Mummy, why is there a shirtless man diving into garbage bins?"
@ThatGenericPyro5 жыл бұрын
*Gilson B. Pontes*
@19Szabolcs914 жыл бұрын
I like how Gilson B. Pontes doesn't even get the concept of the Sun lighting up stuff. It's browad daylight and the game is darkenes by a stupid filter. WTF, if you want to make a game that's visually dark, make it set at night, or underground or even in a forest or whatever.
@becuaseimbored34812 жыл бұрын
Browad
@SlayerTank994 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Gilson B. Pontes is Tommy Wiseau's long lost brother.
@shawnfields23694 жыл бұрын
I could believe that. If Pontes B. Gilson and Gilson Bollock Pontes couldn't also somehow be related and long lost brothers to Tommy Wiseau too.
@noahpulliam82124 жыл бұрын
Bigger plot twist. Gilson B. Pontes IS Tommy Wiseau. He is just using a different name
@PugcolaLLC4 ай бұрын
Oh no.
@AtticLoaf Жыл бұрын
Consider this my attempt at showing my support for you, your work and this vid in particular. Thanks for keeping us all entertained!
@KidOblivion4 жыл бұрын
*Caddy stepps into the room with no shirt and hiked up tights yelling "Bins"* Me: 😳 It's gonna be one of those videos huh
@nicolenye95714 жыл бұрын
420yy th like
@kinghammerstudios19152 жыл бұрын
Best video introduction I've ever seen.
@Snowfang00 Жыл бұрын
I felt the same when I saw him crawling out of the dumpster for the Kinnect games video 😆
@Ori_Kohav5 жыл бұрын
12:40 - if Gilson B. Pontes is gonna give Hebrew translations, he should first learn the Hebrew grammar, and especially Hebrew direction. Has he never heard of right-to-left languages?
@KatyaXx04 жыл бұрын
Because *Gilson B. Pontes*
@Haispawner4 жыл бұрын
He just wanted to have something that looks like "ancient fantasy scripture" so he picked Hebrew because honestly it looks like it and kind of is one.
@Ori_Kohav4 жыл бұрын
@@Haispawner maybe, but my point still stands. He should have studied the language first, because THAT kind of Hebrew writing is a good way to become a laughing stock among Israeli consumers (like me)
@Haispawner4 жыл бұрын
@@Ori_Kohav It doesn't excuse his lack of knowledge, he likely just used an online translator because he didn't care. I mean I don't know any Hebrew but I can just expect it to be crap when it's in a game like that.
@toddhoward8414 жыл бұрын
@@Ori_Kohav hellow fellow israeli man, when i saw the hebrew writing i fell on the floor dying of laughter
@SSVCloud5 жыл бұрын
It's always weird to remember that Caddy has a child.
@vanhalen4life15 жыл бұрын
No way Really?
@eamonndeane5875 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about his Stepdaughter?
@Riggy19915 жыл бұрын
stepdaughters
@laidesman19975 жыл бұрын
I believe he has more than one stepdaughter
@ge0rgiaeb0nyy5 жыл бұрын
Several stepkids :)
@indyvids50013 жыл бұрын
This man was insane before the pandemic even started. He was ready for this.
@somerandolad Жыл бұрын
He got a leg up on all of us, at least.
@HarleyMaebry5 жыл бұрын
A random PBG appears! What a way to come back: a collab with THE Pontes B. Gilson!
@lynntaylor96815 жыл бұрын
PBG's cameos are the best.
@QJ894 жыл бұрын
Before: "How dare you talk smack about 'Catalataral Damage,' you bastard!" After: "Ehh, you have a point on it's short novelty, tho it's still cute. And that trailer...!"
@AnakinTheWeird5 жыл бұрын
Jim Sterling is having Vietnam flashbacks watching this...
@songohan33215 жыл бұрын
Probably not since Digital Homicide has made a return.
@OfficialDJSoru5 жыл бұрын
@@songohan3321 DH 2: Sterling Boogaloo
@nachosNipples4 жыл бұрын
@@songohan3321 aw sick
@donovanjoseph7374 жыл бұрын
I love the transition of orc slayer crashing for no reason, caddicarus going “oh. Bye then.” And instantly begins talking about the next game
@Lordani663 жыл бұрын
Yeah I like things like this.
@GuardianTam3 жыл бұрын
I too like things.
@shadow_shine35783 жыл бұрын
His segways are great.
@kennynitro174 жыл бұрын
22:33 This is exactly what sensory overload in a mall feels like
@300IQPrower5 жыл бұрын
I regularly go through the sales on psn and it’s literally at the point where it’s a regular occurrence for the “Deals section” to *only* have shovelware. And there’s so much shovelware that even when it has actual games the majority is still shite. The guy who owns Lightning Game Studios (LGS, Samael person, can’t quite remember his name...) has clout with Twitter as well as Sony I guess cause i got twitter banned well over a year ago for “hate speech” because i called their games shit. Twitter STILL refuses to unban (it’s a great motivator to stay off twitter, best decision of my life to stop using that cesspool) I really needed this video, thank you Caddy
@tmvfan4 жыл бұрын
(gilson b pontes)
@WillieManga4 жыл бұрын
I got the Nintendo Switch and while it has some incredible games, some of which are exclusive to the console, it also has some baffling games of this level of quality. Sometimes on sale too. Ignoring its obvious hit, games like Just Shapes And Beats and Beats as well as Breath of the Wild are smooth and legit, then we got some decent ports of Doom and Shovel Knight. Speaking of decent, we also got and the gorgeous and trippy walking simulator Mind Path to Thalamus, and Blacksea Odyssey which is a hard yet intriguing arcade like shooter. Games like those at least try to have something worthwhile. But the Switch no stranger to some top notch garbage. Some dreadful games I got on sale include Zomb, a zombie game with some of the most dreadful controls and programming I have ever tried to use aside from Sonic Free Riders; Thief Simulator, which may have been just mediocre if not for the frustrating instability which caused it to frequently crash; and possibly the worst port of Agony, an already mediocre game completely ruined even further with shoddy graphics, confusing controls and tedious framerate, to the point where it lives up to its name. There of course is far more shovelware, but at least it's remastering Xenoblade Chronicles.
@bigbruno22325 жыл бұрын
Damn Hollow Knight only costed me $15. Including all the dlcs. These games look like college projects And they all got Fs see me after class.
@chaoscontroller3165 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume they showed up
@bigbruno22325 жыл бұрын
Hey sometimes things can get too confident.
@youtubezio27135 жыл бұрын
And 15$ is the NORMAL price for that masterpiece that is Hollow Knight
@DerVasto4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubezio2713 Man, I need to get that.
@Dermetsu4 жыл бұрын
Wow, it cost you the listing price? Who would of thought?
@leonardop30734 жыл бұрын
13:26 im so happy to see a crossover of two of my favorite youtubers
@katiamancin37462 жыл бұрын
B. Pon
@ryaquaza3offical5 жыл бұрын
“All the games are only available on the US PlayStation store” Heh, should have seen that coming
@poggersuni96375 жыл бұрын
would've been a clever transition to an Express VPN sponsorship
@stingersplash4 жыл бұрын
It's not even true. Some are on the UK store.
@exantiuse4974 жыл бұрын
He said "some are only in US", not "all"
@thesupervideogamenerdmore31714 жыл бұрын
Huh, I Hate Everything had the same issue. Are we (the US) the sh*t media dumping ground?
@PsychoGoldVideos5 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS PS4!" I've not got any further than that but felt the need to stop and comment, thank you so much for making that reference. My partner and I have quoted it many times and to hear it again outside of that blue blob's video is amazing.
@Roadent12415 жыл бұрын
And the Tony Hawks 5 vid~
@nuclearbirds4 жыл бұрын
I need to know how many takes the “Knack” bit took to get right.
@Saiaxs4 жыл бұрын
Kseven
@nicolenye95714 жыл бұрын
Ksixty knine
@Josuh3 жыл бұрын
Katleast kwone
@Shinx9903 жыл бұрын
@@nicolenye9571 Knice.
@Mister_Oddity2 жыл бұрын
Kno kidea kbut ki kasume ktwelve
@peterthefish974 жыл бұрын
This really introduced 2020 perfectly in retrospect
@FreezepondMapping4 жыл бұрын
"Ofiddly chunks" is the Caddicarusest thing I have ever heard.
@plan80675 жыл бұрын
8:36 I can actually explain that. There's two possibilities 1. The language wasn't set to English it was set to "Default" and the "English" text is all lowercase 2. The language was set to English but clicking it again on English caused it all to refresh and the text replacement script set everything to lowercase
@elgeeie4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@brettf32524 жыл бұрын
When the object is defined it has a default caption. When changing languages it pulls the mapping from a cross reference list. They are technically sourced different. However, terrible QA.
@bluiiCH4 жыл бұрын
Everyone: its a new year and you know what that means! Caddi's neighbors: The guy next door goes insane again
@Bumbleorc4 жыл бұрын
“Okay very well done, are you gonna make a video now?” Caddy: “No” voice: “oh bloody hell
@Optimus973 жыл бұрын
More like "nuhn" XD
@tafua_a3 жыл бұрын
@@Optimus97 Hearing an American say the words "oh bloody hell" is really funny to me
@colleenglanville82934 жыл бұрын
"Gilson B. Pontes Is The Tommy Wiseau Of PS4" Oh my god lol! 😂😂😂
@noahpagnozzi4324 жыл бұрын
Colleen Glanville please just stop
@colleenglanville82934 жыл бұрын
Noah Pagnozzi I stopped commenting this much a long time ago... now I only leave 4 - 6 comments on a video, so hopefully that will be a little less annoying for you! 😀😄😁👍
@noahpagnozzi4324 жыл бұрын
Sorry for being harsh.
@ItsLelingTime4 жыл бұрын
He’s the Hideo Kojima of crap.
@colleenglanville82934 жыл бұрын
Batman lel Lol! 😂😂😂
@noahwood26204 жыл бұрын
16:33 YES! BRIAN'S IN THIS GAME! FFFFFFFFFF- TEXT TO SPEECH BRIAN! I LOVED HIS VOICE ACTING IN SONIC ADVENTURE 2
@chesterlockett40023 жыл бұрын
Brian: I'll make you eat those words! TERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@sewkrazy3 жыл бұрын
Sonci vantur too: Rouge’s tits invade Poland
@epicdaggerlegacydemoz5154 Жыл бұрын
9:00
@krisgeno80494 жыл бұрын
"So no more delays, please welcome back to youtube today..." Me: Caddicarus Automatic caption: *N i c h o l a s C h a d d y*
@hexnight4 жыл бұрын
sounds like a decent person
@spongefan1553 жыл бұрын
Chaddicarus
@HailSatanLLC Жыл бұрын
Gilson B. Pontes is when you ask your mom for Hideo Kojima and she tells you we have Hideo Kojima at home.
@andrewhaase18264 жыл бұрын
I felt like I was gonna die of asphyxiation laughing at the phrase "Freerange Guacamole."
@gabgabminx76124 жыл бұрын
Why haven't I discovered Caddicarus years ago. He is absolutely amazing and hilarious. Give this man more subscribers.
@rabbit_rumblepak4 жыл бұрын
25:24 "You can't escape me! I'll chase you to ends of the earth" - Peter Parker from Spiderman The Animated Series and it's black suit saga finale
@matthewbuckley77573 жыл бұрын
Gonna binge watch that show one day on Disney Plus heard it's great.
@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl943 жыл бұрын
You should it’s amazing I love it! Plus that line is amazing!
@solaris94263 жыл бұрын
7:51 my phone decided to send me a notification at the exact same time Caddy got the achievement, leaving me confused for a moment.
@themerchantof11755 жыл бұрын
27:27 “I don’t think you’re ready for this one” oh caddy, what could be worse than life of black Ti- 27:28....I hurt myself today...
@mysticmind45635 жыл бұрын
Man, Baldi's basic math was more appealing to look at. And that game was INTENTIONALLY outdated in graphics.
@NeoShadowWolf4 жыл бұрын
"...To see if I still feel..."
@Spookypichacat5 жыл бұрын
As someone who bought Catlateral damage for 79p (like a dollar in Yankee currency) I can say I was worth its price and was a funny gimmick for a good hour or so
@EmileeAria4135 жыл бұрын
Spookypichacat honestly I feel like a game by the Untitled Goose Game devs about being a shitty cat would be so much fun!!
@Shiruvan5 жыл бұрын
its a pretty old game released back when unity started to become a thing, and the asset market barely existing. for novelty and buzz, it was even free at one time, devs prolly throw it in ps4 for shits and giggles
@Roadent12415 жыл бұрын
I only remember this game because Markiplier used his bassy/ASMR voice for the whole thing and that relaxes me.
@expendableindigo96394 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's the only one on the list that has somewhat of a reputation.
@JoyOfCreativeService4 жыл бұрын
"EVERYTHING WAS DONE BY GILSON B. PONTES." Funny, the music is telling me it was made by Dave Miller. EDIT (May 2 2021, 110 likes): oh good y'all got the joke
@@nicolenye9571 What kind of name for a serial killer is Dave?
@ThatGuyfromBrazil3 жыл бұрын
@@fishethefish7463 *looks up Criminal Minds villains*
@Dangansona4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! If you know the KZbinr LGR, his cat is actually one of the cats portrayed in Catlateral Damage!
@OtisLePoOtis5 жыл бұрын
At 0:29 it sounds like he is saying ”BAJS”, the Swedish Word for poop
@candidpepper5 жыл бұрын
He probably did knowing him xD
@OtisLePoOtis5 жыл бұрын
ShadowPsychez wouldn’t suprise me
@KeybladeMasterAndy5 жыл бұрын
0:29
@waltercomunello1215 жыл бұрын
James is a polyglot.
@markkoetsier64755 жыл бұрын
0:48 Oh god he's actually doing this in the middle of the street in broad daylight What... WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBOURS THINK?
@mercenarygundam14875 жыл бұрын
HONEY! THE WEIRD NEIGHBOR IS AT IT AGAIN!
@CascadianRanger5 жыл бұрын
I honestly dont doubt some of his neighbors watch his channel. Either through him knowing them and telling them what he does or them looking into it and finding his channel. Which has to be kinda cool tbh
@joshshrum27644 жыл бұрын
Caddi’s eyes turned hyper realistic and he bled at me.
@hachnslay3 жыл бұрын
Jim Stephanie Sterling's (upcoming?) war against Gilson B Pointless lead me here. Was not disappointed.
@wrigglenight933 жыл бұрын
Anything to stay relevant I suppose
@oni00173 жыл бұрын
When I saw Gilson B pretentious I was like "oh we're in for a treat."
@Saxdude266 ай бұрын
There's something wild that two of the cameo voices in SoulStorm have covered Gilson B. Pontes trilogy during their careers. XD
@MrMegaManFan4 жыл бұрын
"Lowest quality lowest effort games." Phoenix Games on line one.
@shiethegal5 жыл бұрын
23:44 Ah yes, Life of Black Tiger, by developer *FRED FUCHS*
@rpghorrorfan8794 жыл бұрын
Life of Pi More like Life of Why
@masonshipton23444 жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow AVGN subscriber
@blackcat7385 жыл бұрын
0:38. Caddies' neighbors: honey. Jims back at it again.
@eoinmcdonnell13034 жыл бұрын
Having to see Gilson B. Pontes over and over feels like a Tim and Eric skit.
@dragonspear5705 жыл бұрын
That’s two consecutive year opening episodes where Caddy is castrated by Sony, the suffering this poor man goes through to give us great videos.
@xenobestx84235 жыл бұрын
3:33 UH OHHHHHHHHHH, DID SOMEONE SAY “KNACK”?
@TommyDeonauthsArchives5 жыл бұрын
Oh, Snap!
@aionicthunder5 жыл бұрын
Holy quack!
@dannyboi58875 жыл бұрын
IT'S KNACK BAYBEEE
@Guymanbot975 жыл бұрын
*HERE COMES THE MONAAYYYYY*
@ghidorbruh71405 жыл бұрын
KNACK 2 BAY BEEEEEEEEEEE GAME OF DA YEAR EVERY YEAR
@patrickthehenchman26795 жыл бұрын
19:26 Behold, Cat-dicarus about to do the Wario Laughing Meme
@vixxcelacea27782 жыл бұрын
19:26 I enjoy and commend that as a 2 second gag, you went much more professional and interesting with your cat makeup than the trailer bothered to do.
@BlightVonDrake5 жыл бұрын
I love that PBG was just... There XD No reason, just PBG. 25:24 *_"I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EEEEEEEEARTH!!!!!!"_*
@patricksmith66804 жыл бұрын
9:12 I'm still surprised that Caddy, of all people, somehow made that scene less cringey.
@TrueBlueMajikDewd4 жыл бұрын
Cad: And so boys and girls, who made this game? Me: Hideo Kojima?
@theotherjared98243 жыл бұрын
Even when this video released, I knew this was a turning point for the channel. I'm not sure what it turned into, but it's certainly something.