Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee's

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The Babylon Bee

The Babylon Bee

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Ex-Californians Steve and Timpani visit a marriage counselor to solve their Texification problems - but this little gas station called Buc-ee's isn't helping!
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@TheBabylonBee
@TheBabylonBee 2 жыл бұрын
What is your favorite part about Buc-ee's?
@squirreljenkins1542
@squirreljenkins1542 2 жыл бұрын
The food :)
@ftw4twcs
@ftw4twcs 2 жыл бұрын
Visiting Texas living in Hawaii and being told you should check out a gas station. And it being worth it.
@JM-sx9yk
@JM-sx9yk 2 жыл бұрын
Beaver Nuggets and Chocolate chip cookies.
@AudraT
@AudraT 2 жыл бұрын
That place is amazing. Never knew it existed.
@HalElrod3
@HalElrod3 2 жыл бұрын
Restrooms
@babs40
@babs40 2 жыл бұрын
"That's impossible. Gas in California costs $7 and Biden says that's always been the case" Whoever writes these videos needs a raise
@stevenschiro1838
@stevenschiro1838 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I'm Californian and people don't realize they get what they vote for
@keltonhutchison5951
@keltonhutchison5951 2 жыл бұрын
@Big Dick Black In [Dallas county} gas in under $3
@averagerobert8211
@averagerobert8211 2 жыл бұрын
Gets his/her chair risen 2 inches at work*
@PlainSumGames
@PlainSumGames 2 жыл бұрын
they didn't write anything, they are just quoting crazy people.
@RonDeSantis-bi7yv
@RonDeSantis-bi7yv 2 жыл бұрын
Haha that was my favorite line as well. I couldn't laugh too hard though..... I live in California =\
@PhotriusPyrelus
@PhotriusPyrelus 2 жыл бұрын
"Even though I don't have a gun, everyone else in there does! No one's gonna rob this place! I feel so safe!" Best line.
@lauravictorious4670
@lauravictorious4670 2 жыл бұрын
That's how I felt when I lived in Israel. Very safe.
@thetrollslayer3716
@thetrollslayer3716 2 жыл бұрын
@@lauravictorious4670 Everyone except Palestinian children don't feel safe. Kudos psychopath.
@BlisterBang
@BlisterBang 2 жыл бұрын
Compare to episode 1, where she couldn't believe anyone could safe when people have guns.
@lauravictorious4670
@lauravictorious4670 2 жыл бұрын
@@thetrollslayer3716 I'd laugh at your comment if it wasn't so ignorant.
@hugoshen1410
@hugoshen1410 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine a Californian robber trying to rob the place.
@biptetk
@biptetk 2 жыл бұрын
Listen, Fellas, I've been following this story since the beginning. I'm emotionally invested now. Please do not let them move back to California. They're so close to realizing their true happiness.
@jeepstergal4043
@jeepstergal4043 2 жыл бұрын
IKR? I was having a craptastic day, and then I was smiling and laughing with Steve and Timpani discovering Bucees, and then.... Steve and Timpani, DON'T GO!!!
@ariannablove
@ariannablove 2 жыл бұрын
I know! I'm so invested now too!
@Bloodstriped
@Bloodstriped 2 жыл бұрын
Y'all crack me up. 🤣 But seriously if they move back... WE RIOT!
@katieandkevinsears7724
@katieandkevinsears7724 2 жыл бұрын
I think they found their true happiness at Buc-ee's.
@biptetk
@biptetk 2 жыл бұрын
@@katieandkevinsears7724 😆
@A.J.1656
@A.J.1656 2 жыл бұрын
Buc-ee's: stop for gas, leave with a brisket sandwich, candied pecans, 2 kolaches, Dr.Pepper, 50lbs of deer feed and Christmas gifts for the whole family.
@manofthetombs
@manofthetombs Жыл бұрын
😆
@tomtruesdale6901
@tomtruesdale6901 Жыл бұрын
You forgot Beaver Nuggets.... they are like crack to me.
@manofthetombs
@manofthetombs Жыл бұрын
@@tomtruesdale6901 😆
@deeiv
@deeiv Жыл бұрын
only 50 pounds of corn LOL 10 bag min when we stop
@aeroeng22
@aeroeng22 Жыл бұрын
to borrow a line from Fleet Farm's ads from way back, "Buc-ee's; if we don't have it, you don't need it."
@TBrady
@TBrady 2 жыл бұрын
The Bee puts more work into these than most netflix series.
@bobsmith-wg9fz
@bobsmith-wg9fz 2 жыл бұрын
'most'??? heck all the ones made int eh last 7 or so years of 'woke'....
@orange_cat
@orange_cat 2 жыл бұрын
I'd actually pay for the Bee, they just keep getting better.
@PeggyR70
@PeggyR70 2 жыл бұрын
I do pay for the Bee worth e every penny
@danekata3916
@danekata3916 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been hoping they make a real show.
@robz6306
@robz6306 2 жыл бұрын
It’s true, but so do 5 year olds in a school play.
@BelaMadeira
@BelaMadeira 2 жыл бұрын
Timpani: “Our interracial love is strong enough to get us through anything!” Steve: “Our love…”
@fyrchmyrddin1937
@fyrchmyrddin1937 2 жыл бұрын
Once again, the Bee's "comedy" is far sharper than any two-edged sword.
@abcsandoval
@abcsandoval 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I caught that. Good form Steve.
@mariatorres9789
@mariatorres9789 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. She likes the taboo dark weenie. Haha. He just sees her as a person. 😅
@TsukiNaito1
@TsukiNaito1 2 жыл бұрын
I loved that line.
@dawreker777
@dawreker777 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed it, but I didn't get it
@asdisskagen6487
@asdisskagen6487 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the fact that a skit for "Texas-izing" a California couple literally became a Buc-ee's commercial 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@talltexan6432
@talltexan6432 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, and we at Buc-ee's Corp. are very appreciative.
@lauravictorious4670
@lauravictorious4670 2 жыл бұрын
Best free advertising they ever got. Now I need to find a Buc-ee's and check it out for myself.
@majorrev8690
@majorrev8690 2 жыл бұрын
@@talltexan6432 I'd like to personally thank you guys for the Buc-ees brand Root Beer. And those rice crispy treats! I cant walk out with out either, no matter why im there.
@ProfessionalRageBaiter
@ProfessionalRageBaiter 2 жыл бұрын
@@talltexan6432 your username 😂😂
@VanLifeisBest
@VanLifeisBest 2 жыл бұрын
I agree!!! I need to hit the road and find a Buc-ee’s - I need to see this in person!!! 👍
@JoelKellenProductions
@JoelKellenProductions Жыл бұрын
Stephen and Timpani's turn from Californian to Texan is the greatest character development of any movie or tv series.
@liorsilverstein9802
@liorsilverstein9802 Жыл бұрын
yeah it works everytime, this should be instead of hollywood.
@ghostinthemachine5787
@ghostinthemachine5787 2 жыл бұрын
As a American who happens to be Black, I got a kick on his correcting her "interracial love" statement 🤣 A true Leftist could not help but to focus on the intersectionality aspects of their relationship. Looking forward to the next episode with great glee 😁👍
@AllAmericanGuyExpert
@AllAmericanGuyExpert 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. The word _intersectionality_ was going through my head, also. The satire is _real,_ y'all.
@mrman5066
@mrman5066 2 жыл бұрын
I have to note the way that you worded your being black as just a simple happenstance. I respect that; it's an aspect of you for sure, but not one that defines your whole being.
@ghostinthemachine5787
@ghostinthemachine5787 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrman5066 I thank you for noting that. You're absolutely correct. When I served in the United States military for 20 years I was an American serviceman. When I went overseas, the foreign nationals I encountered considered me to be an American who happened to be black. And that's what I am. I'm an American. This is my nation warts and all. And I love my country.
@drahcirnevarc9152
@drahcirnevarc9152 2 жыл бұрын
*As an American who happens to be black
@siaka_massaquoi
@siaka_massaquoi 2 жыл бұрын
Haha right!? You're gonna love the next one
@LJHYND
@LJHYND 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, I love how the husband corrected the wife when she said “Our interracial love” to “Our love” 😂 just cracked me up.
@otakuryoga
@otakuryoga 2 жыл бұрын
just shows the mindset of the NPC's the 7 most important things about a person is the color of their skin
@installinstall7723
@installinstall7723 2 жыл бұрын
@@otakuryoga what does this sentence mean
@brandyraccoon1473
@brandyraccoon1473 2 жыл бұрын
@@installinstall7723 Leftists are called "NPCs" (or non player characters) in funny memes because they often mindlessly repeat left-wing talking points, much like a video game character with a limited set of dialog options. One of the left-wing points is that race (or skin color) is all-important and trumps other traits about a person such as merit, character or anything else.
@installinstall7723
@installinstall7723 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandyraccoon1473 i know what npc stands for my bro, but what are the 7 things, i only see one listed?
@chriswhinery925
@chriswhinery925 2 жыл бұрын
@@installinstall7723 Bless your heart, since you didn't get the joke allow me to explain. The punchline is that they are SO focused on race, that's it's all 7 of the top 7 most important things.
@bentaylor216
@bentaylor216 2 жыл бұрын
We live in the UK. Just come back from a holiday in Houston and West Texas. We went to the gun range (my wife is a beast with an AR15 on full auto). We bought boots and jeans and gas at Buc-ee's. I really love Texas. May it never be ruined by libs. God bless Texas and The Bee.
@kathleenkirchoff9223
@kathleenkirchoff9223 2 жыл бұрын
Well you have picked up the Texas tall tale habit. AR 15 aren't full auto.
@freeswimmin
@freeswimmin 2 жыл бұрын
@@kathleenkirchoff9223 could be modified, which is a thing... so long as you get daddy gubment's permissions, pay your fees, annually, and wait the appropriate time, generally a year or more 😑.
@chriselliott8044
@chriselliott8044 2 жыл бұрын
They are available to rent
@miltonturner2977
@miltonturner2977 4 ай бұрын
GOD Invented and Blessed Texas..... California, came out of the other end.
@Pipeliner1989
@Pipeliner1989 3 ай бұрын
We’re #GOATED!
@orca2964
@orca2964 2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, This is accurate. I was born Texan, and Buc-ee’s has the most legendary food. The best jerky, the best fudge, the best nuts, and the best BBQ sandwiches. Let me tell you this: a Texan will never misspell Buc-ee’s, even when autocorrect says otherwise.
@leonardo899
@leonardo899 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Texas, and I've never been to a Buc-ee's. They don't have those in South Texas.
@blam9360
@blam9360 Жыл бұрын
I read this in Texan. 😂😂❤
@liorsilverstein9802
@liorsilverstein9802 Жыл бұрын
even thought I am a german orthodox jew, I pronounced it correctly when I saw it, nice place. i Hate our wokeling dupes.
@Josh-mg7rm
@Josh-mg7rm Жыл бұрын
I mis spell it all the time. Fun fact there's a buccees in my city and I've only been to it once and it's been here for like 5 years.
@mattmccleary1278
@mattmccleary1278 Жыл бұрын
Being in blue state Oregon I've never heard of Buc ees . Thank God I'm 185 miles away from the Portland zoo. Many Oregon counties are trying to sucede from the blue west side of Oregon
@jseehowitsbeen3177
@jseehowitsbeen3177 2 жыл бұрын
When we moved to Texas I told my husband, “you know what I miss about California?” And he asked, “what?” I replied, “Not a dang thing.”
@talltexan6432
@talltexan6432 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@Joe-rz3fd
@Joe-rz3fd 2 жыл бұрын
I still miss California. BUT MY AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! MY AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! You see, it's funny because California is terrible.
@tohka3347
@tohka3347 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you’re in Texas 🤠 Stay safe 🙌🏻and have a happy thx giving 🦃
@Snookynibbles
@Snookynibbles 2 жыл бұрын
We moved to the Texas Hill Country four years ago, and as we crossed over the Colorado River into AZ, we looked in the rear view mirror & chimed, "Bye-bye sugar, and not a minute too soon!" (Blondie - "Rip Her to Shreds")
@MRSyelgnal
@MRSyelgnal 2 жыл бұрын
Well they ( Texans) kept bragging! We had to check it all out for our selves! 😉😂 I absolutely agree. God bless Gods country, Texas!
@bellethilrancthalion1109
@bellethilrancthalion1109 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good Steve looks in that hat?
@crawlingboy
@crawlingboy 2 жыл бұрын
my dude looks like a gnarly cowpoke
@masonmeaders2719
@masonmeaders2719 2 жыл бұрын
fr tho that actually looks amazing on him
@LadyLibertyBella
@LadyLibertyBella 2 жыл бұрын
So good! Lets be honest there is just something about a man with a well fitted cowboy hat. Add jeans, boots, a nice side arm and of course a bit of flannel and the icing on the cake.. those southern manners & smooth Texan drawl.. enough to melt any gal’s heart
@laurelzenn2412
@laurelzenn2412 2 жыл бұрын
He really does look SO good in that hat!
@alanc1491
@alanc1491 2 жыл бұрын
@@masonmeaders2719 Right? We should all be so fortunate. I look like some huge-headed dwarf, only taller.
@clave7203
@clave7203 2 жыл бұрын
As a native Texan, I am so proud of how far these two have come.
@reina4969
@reina4969 2 жыл бұрын
Did you see the ending? They're moving back!
@clave7203
@clave7203 2 жыл бұрын
@@reina4969 It must be a LIE :(
@1300Rvideo
@1300Rvideo 2 жыл бұрын
@@reina4969 they’ll be back in Texas eventually.
@NMemone
@NMemone 2 жыл бұрын
@@reina4969 NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
@garyhaber333
@garyhaber333 2 жыл бұрын
I'm proud of them too. 😘🙏🏼🙏🏼
@Ghgzo
@Ghgzo 2 жыл бұрын
As a Swiss visiting Texas, I had the same reaction. Even bought a postcard and a magnet to keep as the souvenir. Love bucc-ee's 😂
@zachryzimmerman4800
@zachryzimmerman4800 2 жыл бұрын
Well you come back you hear?
@multivariateperspective5137
@multivariateperspective5137 2 жыл бұрын
Lol…. Epic
@davidpaz9389
@davidpaz9389 Жыл бұрын
Please tell me you yodeled and yee-haw'd.
@larahuffmaster5857
@larahuffmaster5857 Жыл бұрын
❤️
@justincoleman7856
@justincoleman7856 Жыл бұрын
Well in that case I can't wait to take a trip to your country. At least you have some legit mountains, unlike here (where we have to travel hours just to get to the nearest range and none of them have snow '( ).
@KingAdrock420
@KingAdrock420 2 жыл бұрын
As a native Californian who's spent lots and lots of time in Texas, I can confirm that Buc-ee's is _exactly_ as glorious as portrayed in this video.
@stevenschiro1838
@stevenschiro1838 2 жыл бұрын
I second that! Such a magical place. If only we had one here on I-5 in the central valley
@MariaC497
@MariaC497 2 жыл бұрын
It's better! They didn't even talk about the hot sandwiches or the selection of energy drinks for those long drives OR the cheapest fountain drinks on EARTH OR the Ethanol free gas OR the longest car wash IN THE WORLD (Katy Texas)
@Menaceblue3
@Menaceblue3 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it's not a business to visit.... It's a experience to feel!
@txDDS
@txDDS 2 жыл бұрын
@@MariaC497 Best Jerky on the planet!!!
@jamescurrent8794
@jamescurrent8794 2 жыл бұрын
We don't have them in the People's Democratic Socialistic Republic of Minnesota, not even in the Rocks and Cows part of the state, as our Governor calls those outside of the Twin Cities.
@scottlamberth6106
@scottlamberth6106 2 жыл бұрын
This whole series needs to become a TV series. It would dominate the ratings.
@jhoncater227
@jhoncater227 2 жыл бұрын
It is a tv series it's this on show on KZbin
@DgardsGaming
@DgardsGaming 2 жыл бұрын
@@jhoncater227 If Disney and all that wanted to improve there ratings, they'd put them on Disney+ XD
@m____w____6981
@m____w____6981 2 жыл бұрын
This should be sponsored by the state of Texas.
@327JohnnySS
@327JohnnySS 2 жыл бұрын
@@m____w____6981 Most importantly the state of common sense. God bless Texas and the USA. ✌💜🇺🇸
@CalaTec
@CalaTec 2 жыл бұрын
I mean in Spain there are shows already of people from the north moving to the south and the other way around which causes many funny situations based on cultural differences. They are quite good and funny, though not as exaggerate as these, but because the show is shorter here, you want everything to have a bigger punch, and it works.
@MGD313
@MGD313 2 жыл бұрын
As a native Californian, learning that Buc-ee's is real is like finding out that Oz, Narnia and Pandora are only 21 hours away by car....and gas gets cheaper the closer I get. Even more magical!
@shrekdonkey9551
@shrekdonkey9551 2 жыл бұрын
I know its all true but could you keep it down on gas getting cheaper the closer u get to the promise land
@stevenschiro1838
@stevenschiro1838 2 жыл бұрын
Same here! It's so magical. Went to one for my first time last weekend when vising family in Houston. The Brisket Sandwiches, the sodas, the cookies, etc. Brought back a Buc-ees shirt to rock here in the bay area
@richardcrawford2752
@richardcrawford2752 2 жыл бұрын
don't California my Texas
@STho205
@STho205 2 жыл бұрын
It would however be nice if they had a table. The beef brisket sandwich is my favorite BBQ sandwich...but I'm on a motorcycle and getting it, Beaver Chips and a soda to a park or rest area 8 miles away ain't worth it. I just eat outside by the statue.
@H_P_Lovecraft
@H_P_Lovecraft 2 жыл бұрын
Please go away
@Bunnyinthebasement
@Bunnyinthebasement 2 жыл бұрын
If I might offer a recommendation, I think it would be good to give Timpani her own group of Texan gal pals to help her character development along. Thus far, Steve has Clay and Kevin, who have been influencing him through kindness (and food). Thus far Timpani hasn’t connected with her own friend group, but now that she likes guns, imagine her hanging out with Texan cowgirls.
@spidersinspace1099
@spidersinspace1099 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, women don't bond with other women as easily as men bond with each other.
@ssjgogeta1979
@ssjgogeta1979 Жыл бұрын
@@spidersinspace1099 Men are always more welcoming.
@lothre
@lothre Жыл бұрын
Put a pampered pet hen into a country hen house, and see what happens....it ain't pretty
@billtravis523
@billtravis523 Жыл бұрын
THAT is a good idea, Bab-Bee! Classy Texas cowgirl friends - NOT skimpy Daisy Dukes or half-naked cheerleader types. Maybe barrel racing, covered in mud and laughing on a 4-wheeler, a NASCAR event at Texas Motor Speedway (If I remember correctly, a giant Buc-ee's is already across the road..."What is that noise?" while cars are warming up), horseback riding and the barn care - which she realizes she loves. Glad that Timpani is already hooked on the gun range! Maybe Timpani needs one, kindly, aunt-aged, "good ole girl" to welcome her socially and introduce her around. Then, the "good ole girl"'s Texas friends can do a slow makeover (across episodes) which Tiffany will embrace. I notice that Timpani was already wearing western boots at the psychiatrist's office. This couple can start driving a classic 4wd pickup too. Work up a segment about trading in their Cali crossover SUV on a real pickup. Not an over the top monster with fat tires...maybe a '76 Ford F-250 with factory tall, thin tires? Two doors, 8' box, quiet exhaust. This series is GOLD. I normally wouldn't keep up with a serial like this, but it's pure gold. Kudos!
@AndrewTwoBrew
@AndrewTwoBrew Жыл бұрын
Absolutely. These characters have so much comedy potential that if they turned it into a TV sitcom, I'd have to plug in my TV again.
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet 2 жыл бұрын
I vlogged my entire experience filming this episode in Texas! Hope y'all like it ;)
@stevenschiro1838
@stevenschiro1838 2 жыл бұрын
This episode was amazing. Bay Area here and went to Buc-ees for the first time last weekend, vising family in Houston. Everything was so good, love the Brisket Sandwiches
@IceBergGeo
@IceBergGeo 2 жыл бұрын
Saw it. Your preview did not contain spoilers, just some natural enhancement!
@bevo65
@bevo65 2 жыл бұрын
OMG she's not kidding. Link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3yQiaZ5hLSMec0&ab_channel=ChandlerJuliet
@sign1in
@sign1in 2 жыл бұрын
Well Bless your Hear....
@SecureLemons
@SecureLemons 2 жыл бұрын
are you the same chick from rich rebuilds?
@baddriversofthenorcalarea500
@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 2 жыл бұрын
As a native Californian who has moved to Florida, I can confirm the glory of Buc-ces, and living in a free state. Standard capacity magazines aren't even locked up, let alone a felony to possess.
@papi-champoo6033
@papi-champoo6033 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome home.
@astronomical5799
@astronomical5799 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Florida!
@itsmeekers
@itsmeekers 2 жыл бұрын
Mexican born in Fort ORD. In Michigan. California is not what it should be.
@danmw77
@danmw77 2 жыл бұрын
Also those bathrooms are pretty dam clean and my favorite is the jerky.
@itsmeekers
@itsmeekers 2 жыл бұрын
@@danmw77 You're in their bathroom having you a Jerky?
@j.b.3387
@j.b.3387 2 жыл бұрын
I found it hilarious that they were criticizing his cowboy hat while she's wearing cowboy boots. I can't wait for the next episode.
@trevorwilliams2178
@trevorwilliams2178 2 жыл бұрын
A hypocritical liberal? Say it ain't so!
@cindyjohnson5242
@cindyjohnson5242 2 жыл бұрын
Good catch! He did look good in the cowboy hat though!
@radjifmaduro3661
@radjifmaduro3661 2 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who saw that!
@duckymomo7935
@duckymomo7935 2 жыл бұрын
I think cowboy boots are just fashionable
@slowster2945
@slowster2945 2 жыл бұрын
@@radjifmaduro3661 I was waiting for it... shame. Must be an out-take. Better check the members section.
@WineOnTheDime
@WineOnTheDime 2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan, I can confirm that Buc-ee's is really this magical.
@NeroLeMorte
@NeroLeMorte 2 жыл бұрын
Better than modern day disney land.
@milliardopeacecraft1755
@milliardopeacecraft1755 Жыл бұрын
Buccees is spreading East, too
@asiangaming8409
@asiangaming8409 Жыл бұрын
@@milliardopeacecraft1755 I hope buc-ee’s spreads up north too
@henripan9584
@henripan9584 Жыл бұрын
I say it beats Disneyland.
@lorcis1
@lorcis1 11 ай бұрын
that's it, i'm moving to texas
@merinsan
@merinsan 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has never been to America, and who has no idea what Buc-ees is, I feel this overwhelming desire to go there to visit one!
@randlebrowne2048
@randlebrowne2048 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a life-long *Texan* , and I only heard about them for the first time last year. they just aren't in my part of the state (it's a *huge* place).
@missastrum
@missastrum 2 жыл бұрын
It's an experience.
@robz6306
@robz6306 2 жыл бұрын
If you go, go when very very hungry.
@suzanneruege4364
@suzanneruege4364 2 жыл бұрын
My cousin just married an Aussie and at the wedding I realized all his Aussie side had way more Bucees gear than I (a native Texan) had. Hahaha He apparently has been stockpiling stuff and taking it back home for friends and fam. It was awesome.
@TheWoebringer
@TheWoebringer 2 жыл бұрын
Get visit to Buc-ee's on your bucket list. Make sure you go hungry.
@shooterdownunder
@shooterdownunder 2 жыл бұрын
As an Australian who’s never been to the states, I feel a sudden urge to go there.
@mamiavodah1012
@mamiavodah1012 2 жыл бұрын
Well, if you do you'll have alot in common with TX, not just heat, wildlife & gators, but in general with the 'law unto their own' culture. Also TXns like just about ANY thing BBQ (if you can hunt & kill it you can grill it), which I've heard is an aussie thing.
@Missegyptlatesha
@Missegyptlatesha 2 жыл бұрын
Texas is amazing you won't be disappointed. I'm a Canadian that married a Texas. I love Texas so much. When I went back to Canada last month all I could think about was getting back to Texas. It's home ❤️🤍💙
@stacymirba1433
@stacymirba1433 2 жыл бұрын
While as this series demonstrates, coming to the states can be very different in which state you go to. You could go to one state and if you have a bad time assume the entire country is like that when in reality each state has it's own unique character and appeal.
@jb477
@jb477 2 жыл бұрын
Going to a Bucee’s is a must!
@MC-sn2so
@MC-sn2so 2 жыл бұрын
@@mamiavodah1012 Was an aussie thing ....hence why some of us suddenly desire to move to texas...
@NoahTheMaestro
@NoahTheMaestro 2 жыл бұрын
That “We have to move back to California” was actually delivered with quite a level of emotional acting…
@VixtoriaVixen
@VixtoriaVixen 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. It literally gave me chills 😅
@jefferymcguire327
@jefferymcguire327 2 жыл бұрын
It makes me cry, they are so close to "getting" it.
@jpvincenti3571
@jpvincenti3571 2 жыл бұрын
It's the second time though, moving back. How are their brains still so californicated after all they've learned so far? I can't wait for Ep 6.
@lauravictorious4670
@lauravictorious4670 2 жыл бұрын
I was horrified by that conclusion. Remember in the first (I think) video that they actually did return to CA and felt like they were "home."
@notalltheories
@notalltheories 2 жыл бұрын
No, no, no, don’t you see? They’re gonna move back to Ca to Texafy it!
@TyGosketch
@TyGosketch Жыл бұрын
I went to San Antonio, Texas for the first time last week. I couldn't stop smiling. On the plane ride back, everyone was talking and making friends with each other. That place is an experience! Long Live Texas.
@sherimowery3251
@sherimowery3251 Жыл бұрын
Were you there in December? I don’t recommend going in the summer. We went in June and nearly died from the heat!! Otherwise, I love San Antonio. 😊
@ishkanark6725
@ishkanark6725 Жыл бұрын
San Marino is superior
@gdog2831
@gdog2831 9 ай бұрын
did they have big ol women down there?
@valerapopovich4135
@valerapopovich4135 9 ай бұрын
It is true, San Antonio heat is no joke. July - August can get to 105F. At night 90-92!!! But we manage😊
@Anthroparian
@Anthroparian 8 ай бұрын
@@gdog2831 San Antonio women are big where it counts and skinny where it doesn’t
@whizzo55
@whizzo55 2 жыл бұрын
Love this series. Keep them in Texas a little longer then let them visit old friends in Calif. after they are fully Texafied.
@ARPine-bt9uo
@ARPine-bt9uo 2 жыл бұрын
Love it! I'd also love to see Steve and Timpani go full circle and greet their new California neighbors once they're fully Texafied! 😁
@MR-nl8xr
@MR-nl8xr 2 жыл бұрын
@@ARPine-bt9uo A real Californian would say " WTF are you doing back here?!?!?! Go back to America before it's too late!!!
@michaellong6002
@michaellong6002 2 жыл бұрын
Better than any Saturday Night Live skit in years.
@trevertravis8963
@trevertravis8963 2 жыл бұрын
Decades.
@NeroLeMorte
@NeroLeMorte 2 жыл бұрын
Sooo so much better than woke snl
@lauravictorious4670
@lauravictorious4670 2 жыл бұрын
@@trevertravis8963 correct
@jeepstergal4043
@jeepstergal4043 2 жыл бұрын
After the first few seasons, SNL just became so much anti-humor.
@johntomasik1555
@johntomasik1555 2 жыл бұрын
Way to set the bar low...lol...
@sarahdecker4084
@sarahdecker4084 2 жыл бұрын
As a California native who is in Texas for college, this video helped me relive the joy of discovering Buc-ees for the first time. Thank you.
@relevantelevant8203
@relevantelevant8203 2 жыл бұрын
Please don’t fuck up your vote then! 😊
@Blaze_1221
@Blaze_1221 Жыл бұрын
As a Californian… I hope I get to experience this amount of joy in life, I hope I get to move to Texas someday
@augustcanyon3438
@augustcanyon3438 Жыл бұрын
Just start fighting back in the state. I was born and raised but saw the writing on the wall in 2005 and bailed.
@TommygunNG
@TommygunNG Жыл бұрын
Just leave your California-style voting patterns behind.
@Blaze_1221
@Blaze_1221 Жыл бұрын
@@TommygunNG oh trust me… I never voted the California way ever
@gregkeeyako
@gregkeeyako Жыл бұрын
Just don't bring California politics with you.
@Marconius-SPQR
@Marconius-SPQR Жыл бұрын
YeeHah young Padawan, study hard & you might just make it.
@rquino4210k
@rquino4210k 2 жыл бұрын
The “we have to move back to California” hit right in the gut. I felt the emotion. I love this series hope they stay in Texas.
@bodine219
@bodine219 2 жыл бұрын
Idk. One episode in California followed by a quick retreat to Texas could be fun.
@isaackellogg3493
@isaackellogg3493 2 жыл бұрын
@@bodine219 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Great_to_Be_Back!
@federicocaputo9966
@federicocaputo9966 2 жыл бұрын
@@bodine219 If they go to california and they call steve a white supremacist, he says "but im black", and they respond with "Now you are doing cultural appropriation" i would die laughing
@joshuaspencer1346
@joshuaspencer1346 2 жыл бұрын
No oOoOO!!!!
@kitsunelee007
@kitsunelee007 2 жыл бұрын
I literally gasped and shouted "Nooooo! You're finally happy and content don't give up now!" when I heard that line. They cannot move back to California! Yeah I'm emotionally invested in this couple's Texa-ifcation.
@Audley437
@Audley437 2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie. I ran across Buc-ee's by chance myself. When I pulled in I couldn't understand how a gas station could have so much parking let alone it being mostly full. When I got to the doors all I could smell was brisket. It instantly became the greatest store ever.
@ajs96350
@ajs96350 2 жыл бұрын
I can't go there and not get a bacon egg and cheese croissant.
@margaretnezhadpour4054
@margaretnezhadpour4054 2 жыл бұрын
I have only one thing to say, Bee-Please keep them coming! Love the Californians discovering Texas. 😂 Please don’t send them back to California!
@kristend344
@kristend344 2 жыл бұрын
The suggestion was they see how nutty californian's are and move back to Texas
@chrismaverick9828
@chrismaverick9828 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. How are they going to kick out the squatters if she's not allowed to have her AR-15 with the ACOG?
@kerim.peardon5551
@kerim.peardon5551 2 жыл бұрын
But what if the plot twist is they go back and spread Texification and then get kicked out of CA for being super-spreaders? Lol
@bmoviereview8043
@bmoviereview8043 2 жыл бұрын
Goodluck doing that with California housing prices.
@billcollins6894
@billcollins6894 2 жыл бұрын
@@bmoviereview8043 I am moving to CA in Jan. Looking forward to gas and housing prices.
@wjgolden0830
@wjgolden0830 Жыл бұрын
As a New Yorker visiting Atlanta for work... holy shit, this hits home. The lower gas prices... the bigger gas stations (not Buc-Ee's, but Sheetz, Race Trac, QT, Shell, etc.) that serve actual food, and not snacks... I may never leave.
@alperdue2704
@alperdue2704 Жыл бұрын
Get outside Atlanta and enjoy the south.
@wjgolden0830
@wjgolden0830 Жыл бұрын
@@alperdue2704 OH, I am doing that as much as possible. I though Virginia and Florida were nice, but Georgia (even Atlanta) has some of the nicest people I have ever met, even after they see the NY tags on my car.
@alperdue2704
@alperdue2704 Жыл бұрын
@@wjgolden0830 What part of VA were you in?
@wjgolden0830
@wjgolden0830 Жыл бұрын
@@alperdue2704 I was stationed in Norfolk, and spent most weekends in VA Beach. So... while I was technically in Virginia, I was surrounded by people from freakin' everywhere.
@alperdue2704
@alperdue2704 Жыл бұрын
@@wjgolden0830 Spent a lot of time down at Sector Hampton Roads. I live in the Roanoke area. Bottom of the Shenandoah Valley. I can jump in a car and be hiking the Appalachian Trail in about 15 minutes.
@michaelnielsen2870
@michaelnielsen2870 2 жыл бұрын
I love the backhanded comment at the end that CA is basically an abusive relationship - they know they need to get out, but they always go back to the same pain
@billyb4790
@billyb4790 2 жыл бұрын
Oh it’s so so true 😢
@annibanani2787
@annibanani2787 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand why Steve would want to go back, so thanks for the explanation.
@Van-tastic
@Van-tastic 2 жыл бұрын
For those of you watching this who’ve never been to a Buc-ee’s, his reaction was not acting 😂 That is exactly how your first visit will be😎
@Van-tastic
@Van-tastic 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChickityChicken come visit bro!
@jasonhester727
@jasonhester727 2 жыл бұрын
Not lying!!! It's amazing visiting a Bucee's!
@stevenw7623
@stevenw7623 2 жыл бұрын
I’m from New York AND California. I can’t believe I just drove by Buc-ees without stopping! Where was this video yesterday??
@warbirdnut9269
@warbirdnut9269 2 жыл бұрын
And your second, third ....... millionith.
@poseidenforceccj2528
@poseidenforceccj2528 2 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty much how it was for me on my first time, except I didn’t have the money to buy lots of things.
@lowdown49
@lowdown49 2 жыл бұрын
"The entire bathroom is cleaner than ours at home, even after I started making you pee sitting down" 🤣 OMG I love this series. Literally has me crying with laughter
@silvergtotwinturbo9984
@silvergtotwinturbo9984 2 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh so much, I had to go back and listen again, just to laugh even more.
@PhilMoskowitz
@PhilMoskowitz Жыл бұрын
She also should have said- "Can you bring me back some tampons from the men's bathroom".
@lowdown49
@lowdown49 Жыл бұрын
@Aaron Morris that would have been great, but that video/story came out after this video was in the making
@fotaugrafee
@fotaugrafee Жыл бұрын
@@PhilMoskowitz ...only to be disappointed that they don't do that limp-wristed shit in TX! #GodBlessTexas
@Jerry-cg9ni
@Jerry-cg9ni Жыл бұрын
@@Cavachonc777 God God God God God God God God God God
@Shaggy9763
@Shaggy9763 2 жыл бұрын
"It's cleaner then our bathroom at home, even since I started making you pee sitting down" Best line!!
@DickDebonaire
@DickDebonaire Жыл бұрын
I was going to post this but I just knew somebody would beat me to it
@davidallen5535
@davidallen5535 Жыл бұрын
My niece's husband worked there as the 'coffee pot attendant'. His job was to keep all 30 of the coffee pots clean and full. All day, that's all he did. There's a staff of 6 that work the bathrooms. There was also a guy who did nothing but restock the "mile of jerky".
@MberEnder
@MberEnder 2 жыл бұрын
This whole series was an elaborate setup for the most ambitious Buc-ee's commercial in history! We've been had!
@wjatube
@wjatube 2 жыл бұрын
Always Drink Your Ovaltine!
@RKidd-ex3rh
@RKidd-ex3rh 2 жыл бұрын
We've been duped, deceived, fooled, and quite possibly.........bamboozled.
@jimdandy9289
@jimdandy9289 2 жыл бұрын
@@RKidd-ex3rh I haven't been bamboozled since at least 2006
@struedel25
@struedel25 2 жыл бұрын
@@RKidd-ex3rh And loving it!
@standunitedorfall1863
@standunitedorfall1863 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimdandy9289 We were all bamboozled in 2020.
@eb-pe8xg
@eb-pe8xg 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, as a Texan I can confirm Buc-ee's are magical places where the jerky flows like wine, the bathrooms are always spotless and everyone is welcome, even Californians. Y'all come back.
@stevenschiro1838
@stevenschiro1838 2 жыл бұрын
I went for the first time last week, and I'm back in California. Already missing it. Such a magical place. We spent 2 hours there and over $150 just on food and merch
@nicolasklopfenstein1305
@nicolasklopfenstein1305 2 жыл бұрын
As a republican conservative Trump supporting flag waving American.... I also live in northern Mexico AKA Southern California. And Buc-ee's is on my bucket list
@TheFilipinaWifeLife
@TheFilipinaWifeLife 2 жыл бұрын
The character progression of Steve 😭🤣
@Rochelle937
@Rochelle937 2 жыл бұрын
And his great acting here.
@red149
@red149 2 жыл бұрын
Progressive !
@peanutbutterjellybeans1336
@peanutbutterjellybeans1336 2 жыл бұрын
His jerky addiction keeps getting better 🤣
@Richard-fx6go
@Richard-fx6go 2 жыл бұрын
Having recently visited TX for a few days (from the UK) this episode was so relatable. I travelled the Interstates every day and Buc-ee's was a lifesaver! Bee, you guys rock!
@zoeynot1013
@zoeynot1013 2 жыл бұрын
the marriage counselor said either they agree with the ideology or divorce. It was worded in such a sneaky way implying they can't love each other if they think a bit different, rather than the marriage counselor pushing an agenda. It was a subtle thing but pretty impressive
@JohnShalamskas
@JohnShalamskas 2 жыл бұрын
@07wrxtr1
@07wrxtr1 2 жыл бұрын
There's also R vs K strategy in Biology - which explains a lot of the differences between the 2 sides - and that - they actually just are not compatable
@suzanna3838
@suzanna3838 2 жыл бұрын
The Evergreen state college degree was epic!
@maxpowers9129
@maxpowers9129 2 жыл бұрын
Considering that the medical community labeled traditional masculinity as a mental illness, I think we can safely say, that therapy in general is at least as likely to harm you, as it is to help you.
@Mythhammer
@Mythhammer 2 жыл бұрын
They are in Austin... What else would you expect? :)
@Black_Jesus3005
@Black_Jesus3005 2 жыл бұрын
We need full episodes. I need more backstory between clay and Steve’s shenanigans
@SWags-ly7dp
@SWags-ly7dp 2 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeesssss
@siaka_massaquoi
@siaka_massaquoi 2 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@jimboreaddabible777
@jimboreaddabible777 2 жыл бұрын
I have a fever.... And the only thing to cure it is....
@johnnylams3948
@johnnylams3948 2 жыл бұрын
Yess
@abcsandoval
@abcsandoval 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Babylon Bee came up with a theme that needs to be expanded upon and broadcast to a wider audience, both for education & entertainment.
@truthtreasured
@truthtreasured 2 жыл бұрын
"We have to move back to California" That line was so heartbreaking that I had tears in my eyes.😂😂
@NicolasConnault
@NicolasConnault 2 жыл бұрын
And then, did you call your neighbour so he could watch this video with you and change his life around too? :D
@rangerdoc1029
@rangerdoc1029 2 жыл бұрын
IKR....not now, I'm too invested.
@richarda996
@richarda996 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out.
@ShadowCake78
@ShadowCake78 2 жыл бұрын
They relapsed😢
@GeneralSturnn
@GeneralSturnn 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't say: "We need to vote to turn this place into California" lol
@carlospallete3030
@carlospallete3030 2 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I love this series LOL
@danzydan2479
@danzydan2479 2 жыл бұрын
Haven't made it to the US yet, but after this series, I think I would like to visit Texas.
@briancleveland6115
@briancleveland6115 2 жыл бұрын
Good on you.
@danielpeter3834
@danielpeter3834 Жыл бұрын
G'day Mate 🇦🇺🤝🏻🇺🇸
@Olderaccount17
@Olderaccount17 Жыл бұрын
Same here, and I'm Argentinean!
@tammyforbes2101
@tammyforbes2101 Жыл бұрын
Go to the south instead ain’t nothing in Texas but steers and Cowboys. The south is much friendlier and nicer scenery! Try Tennessee best America has to offer.
@ExploringCalifornia
@ExploringCalifornia 2 жыл бұрын
As a Californian I want them to stay there. They made so much progress. These is a great series, please continue, I want to see what happens to them. How about family visiting them or them visiting family In CA.
@kitsunelee007
@kitsunelee007 2 жыл бұрын
Ooohhh that would be so epic to see! Imagine Timp's Mom or Grandma at a gun range.😂 Have Timp's Mother hate it and her Granny is a natural making all head shots. Add a montage of the Grandmother going Rambo at the range while shouting "That's for the power outages and gas prices Newsome!" or something like that.
@mre4u422
@mre4u422 2 жыл бұрын
great idea, have them return to California with "new eyes" and discover how toxic it actually is
@Cousin.
@Cousin. 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent idea! Family & (ex) friends!
@texanonline1244
@texanonline1244 2 жыл бұрын
ca without dems and woketards would be nice
@pitmaler4439
@pitmaler4439 2 жыл бұрын
Yes dont let dem voters ruin another state.
@mrsteve4569
@mrsteve4569 2 жыл бұрын
As a native Californian, I just recently learned about Buc-ee’s as we plan for a cross country trip to Florida. It is absolutely on our must stop list. This is one of the best web series on KZbin. I really love the entire cast.
@majorrev8690
@majorrev8690 2 жыл бұрын
If you're taking I-10 east, once past San Antonio take the 632 exit, its near Luling. This is a giant Buc-ees and you wont be disappointed. Just be prepared to buy a ton of goodies.
@Other_Rookie
@Other_Rookie 2 жыл бұрын
If you're going to Orlando, stop by the Busy Bees rest stop on the way. Basically Buccees but with bees.
@oakhurstaxe6392
@oakhurstaxe6392 2 жыл бұрын
Past Texas (lots in Texas), there is one in south Alabama, Atlanta(if you go that way), Daytona Beach, and St. Augustine. Ask me how I know. lol
@adamv242
@adamv242 2 жыл бұрын
Make sure you hit a Whataburger, and if possible a Taco Cabana in the Dallas area. Damn, I wish Taco Cabana would expand.
@houstonitaliano
@houstonitaliano 2 жыл бұрын
… you will want to stop at the location in Katy, Texas which is on I-10, on your way to Florida. This location is one of the big locations
@Logan-ef8hq
@Logan-ef8hq 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the final episode. Where they introduce themselves to their new neighbors from California 🤣
@Ta2dwitetrash
@Ta2dwitetrash 2 жыл бұрын
Where Steve tells them he used to be vegan too, as he pulls a steak from his pocket and casually takes a bite.
@DragonmasterCire
@DragonmasterCire 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ta2dwitetrash Then Steve gets caught and tries to lie claiming it's Beyond Meat lol
@AngelaMastrodonato
@AngelaMastrodonato 2 жыл бұрын
The idea gives me goose bumps 😂
@cigartsar6455
@cigartsar6455 2 жыл бұрын
For those unfamiliar with bucees? They made their name on clean bathrooms and beef jerky. Best beef jerky in the world if you like hard stuff. Texans are really proud of this gas station. They position their big stores along the major interstates and have billboards announcing how far you are from them, hundreds of miles out. For an example, you might see a billboard that says "in 240 miles exit ramp 130 for bucees" Based out of Houston, Texas!
@nuclearsynapse5319
@nuclearsynapse5319 Жыл бұрын
God I need to get me some of their jerky. I love the hard stuff but all the jerky near me is tender. I WANT to chew on a single piece for upwards of 10 minutes, I can't DO that if it disintegrates in my mouth.
@cisco1dog
@cisco1dog Жыл бұрын
Luling, Tx headquarters in Lake Jackson.
@davidallen5535
@davidallen5535 Жыл бұрын
Love the Buc-ee's billboard ads ... OMG - It's a BEAVER Beaver Nuggets Only 125 miles to Buc-ee's ... You can hold it! and the classic ... Eat Here Get Gas
@duacot6633
@duacot6633 2 жыл бұрын
When Steve started to cry as he told Timpani "We're going to have to move back to California" Made my ears tear up as I said to myself "Oh No!"
@jentrianeverlark5653
@jentrianeverlark5653 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope they don't go back to California! I wanted to cry when he said that line!
@simondrummerTX
@simondrummerTX 2 жыл бұрын
They need a big ending where they move back and then cry
@enrickmendoza5580
@enrickmendoza5580 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! i'm not alone. I felt his pain...
@gwouru
@gwouru 2 жыл бұрын
If your ears ever tear up... go immediately to the hospital, your brain is leaking out your ears. Ears shouldn't tear up... ever.
@ramixnudles7958
@ramixnudles7958 2 жыл бұрын
This has become serious. It's time for an intervention! And, as Texans wouldn't do that, they need some friends from CA to caravan to TX with some Cult Retrieval Specialists to attempt to talk them into coming back - and if that fails, kidnap, exfiltration, and deprogramming.
@petersaccocia4510
@petersaccocia4510 2 жыл бұрын
It is so funny how they are both trying to resist their inner Texan. They don't need help with their marriage. Everything they ever wanted is right in front of them. Once they throw caution to the wind and embrace their urges, they will find true happiness.
@61rampy65
@61rampy65 2 жыл бұрын
True, but the Bee can't let them do it quite yet. We need many more episodes before they can be truly happy! I LOVE these!
@souldier128
@souldier128 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe they would end on such a cliff hangar. They have been so much happier in Texas. I’m hanging out for the next ep to find out what they actually decide.
@stoneomountain2390
@stoneomountain2390 2 жыл бұрын
A leftist had to be miserable, and misery loves company. Hence they have to go back to remain true to their ideals. Such brave souls, 😭, if only they'd be able to change their opinions together.
@brianmccarthy5557
@brianmccarthy5557 2 жыл бұрын
Though you still have to contend with the state government most of California, see the map of the last election, is still somewhat conservative. Our electoral system is incredibly corrupted and we have both Hollywood and Big Tech elites, with their willing stooge RINO's like Kevin McCarthy (no close relation), controlling the state. There are semi-reasonable places to live here. Orange County went back to being Republican this year when they monitored the voting system.
@cvn6555
@cvn6555 2 жыл бұрын
@@stoneomountain2390 I think that may be the overall theme. No matter how much they love all these Texas things, they cannot and will not admit that they have been wrong about almost everything.
@iAPX432
@iAPX432 2 жыл бұрын
They will come back to California, to expose the California's failure! I will bet on it.
@mrlegodude96alt2
@mrlegodude96alt2 2 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming they're gonna try and move back and not be able to afford anything
@Hello_11345
@Hello_11345 2 жыл бұрын
The husband is freaking awesome! Hahaha! I love this dude!
@gageshippy2256
@gageshippy2256 2 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a full series. All in favor say Yeehaw!!
@gageshippy2256
@gageshippy2256 2 жыл бұрын
Yeehaw.
@billyray8062
@billyray8062 2 жыл бұрын
Hell Ya!!
@iamarawn
@iamarawn 2 жыл бұрын
yeehaw!
@manoftruth0935
@manoftruth0935 2 жыл бұрын
Yeehaw! Yippee Kay Yay!
@graceamerican3558
@graceamerican3558 2 жыл бұрын
Yeehaw. 🤣
@nahunrobles2538
@nahunrobles2538 2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who had a smile during the entire episode? :)
@journeyforone
@journeyforone 2 жыл бұрын
not just smiling....BUT....LOL
@ChandlerJuliet
@ChandlerJuliet 2 жыл бұрын
My Kolache was 100% vegan AND gluten free! What a miracle! ❤
@upschutt4842
@upschutt4842 2 жыл бұрын
Looping forward to what woke clothes you're wearing this time 😅
@GeoffryWK
@GeoffryWK 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, Milk, Butter and Egg are used in the dough. NOT Vegan. Dough warm milk 1 c (240 ml) active dry yeast 1 packet (2¼ tsp) sugar ⅓ c (70 g) + 1 tbsp flour 4 c (480 g) salt 1 tsp butter (softened) 1 stick (110 g) eggs 2 yolks poppy seed filling whole poppy seeds 1⅓ c (200 g) whole milk ¾ c (180 ml) powdered sugar 1 c (120 g) chopped dates ¾ c (120 g) ground cinnamon ½ tsp ground cloves ¼ tsp salt pinch vanilla extract 1 tsp
@szlava3641
@szlava3641 2 жыл бұрын
You're awesome in this series 😂😂
@kitty667
@kitty667 2 жыл бұрын
Thought this was a bot before I saw the profile tbh
@letsgobrandon4163
@letsgobrandon4163 2 жыл бұрын
@@GeoffryWK I give this recipe 3 stars because I didn't have poppy seeds so I substituted with heroin and ended up in rehab.
@polarfamily6222
@polarfamily6222 Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely the best Buc-ee's commercial EVER!
@StrayCatOrwell
@StrayCatOrwell 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice right from the start, Tippany is still wearing the proper Texas footwear? 😂
@michaeldaltonsr8954
@michaeldaltonsr8954 2 жыл бұрын
Yep! She jus lost soul, seeking The Beacon of Bacon!!
@multivariateperspective5137
@multivariateperspective5137 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah missed opportunity in counseling
@larahuffmaster5857
@larahuffmaster5857 Жыл бұрын
Yes, LOL!
@ericschwartz9982
@ericschwartz9982 2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan who has been to every Buc-ee's in Texas, I approve this message.
@scot60
@scot60 2 жыл бұрын
Ditto!
@majorrev8690
@majorrev8690 2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan that regularly shopped at the original Buc-ees on the way to Surfside beach back in the 80s, so do I!!! And I still shop at my local Buc-ees weekly. At times, daily.
@joshuawells835
@joshuawells835 2 жыл бұрын
Seconded, though Woody's Smokehouse in Centerville is what I call the "True Buc-ee's," where all Texans also stop when on car trips.
@gleamon
@gleamon 2 жыл бұрын
Name the only one with a carwash.
@majorrev8690
@majorrev8690 2 жыл бұрын
@@gleamon Katy
@countylineengineeringmachi2942
@countylineengineeringmachi2942 2 жыл бұрын
Holy smokes……I think this is the best one yet! “Even though I don’t have a gun, everyone else in there does.” I couldn’t stop laughing. Whoever wrights these episodes is a comedic genius!
@327JohnnySS
@327JohnnySS 2 жыл бұрын
"Feel so safe " 😂👍🇺🇸
@saxonelyaman9212
@saxonelyaman9212 2 жыл бұрын
Hey I’m an engineer can I get get a job?
@paulpski9855
@paulpski9855 2 жыл бұрын
She should have been conflicted going between feeling scared and safe. Her old California self vs her Texas self with Texas winning really quickly. Even a line like "I know a gun free zone is always safe and I don't own a gun, but there are a lot of people with guns inside and I feel much safer." Or something to that effect. It would have been another way to show her growth in the Texas life style. Easy to have suggestions after viewing something. LOL
@brianfairchild7819
@brianfairchild7819 2 жыл бұрын
with california and democrats giving an endless supply of silliness, these things practically write themselves
@johngorena3932
@johngorena3932 2 жыл бұрын
Buc-ee's is not just a travel stop - it is a destination!
@c.mattcoppess4088
@c.mattcoppess4088 2 жыл бұрын
Best one yet...NOOOO they can't go back to California. How they heck did the Bee get me emotional invested in a satirical short video series...WOW!
@multivariateperspective5137
@multivariateperspective5137 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@unconsciousconversation
@unconsciousconversation Жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@calebroy1488
@calebroy1488 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that there is a whole episode dedicated to just buccees says something 😂😂😂
@docwil2541
@docwil2541 2 жыл бұрын
She never mention putting Buccees nuts in her mouth..... lol
@bhh8005
@bhh8005 2 жыл бұрын
His NEAR BUCCEES EXPERIENCE was some of the best they have made.
@commanderwill2
@commanderwill2 2 жыл бұрын
We just got one where I live, and it's exactly like he showed. People are in love with Buccees and everything there
@jffry890
@jffry890 2 жыл бұрын
That's a real place?
@docwil2541
@docwil2541 2 жыл бұрын
@@jffry890 yep, big truck stop and shop.
@CinderellaRaptured
@CinderellaRaptured 2 жыл бұрын
I work at Bucees in Texas 😆. I see so many out of stater’s (and locals as well) thanking us for our clean bathrooms, cute gifts, etc.
@A166-b7x
@A166-b7x Жыл бұрын
There won't be... 😭🤣 Joy wrapped around like a blanket, thank you Lord ✝️🙏
@Johnny_Cash_Flow
@Johnny_Cash_Flow 2 жыл бұрын
Buc-ees BBQ sandwiches are no joke. One of the few things I truly miss from Texas.
@Roboprogs
@Roboprogs 2 жыл бұрын
We had those for dinner one night on Easter vacation this spring. There’s enough stuff in that store to have a pretty good picnic. Even fruits and vegetables to go with your sandwich 😁. As well as a bunch of candy, which I would know *nothing* about 😏
@latinaliz
@latinaliz 2 жыл бұрын
These videos are more entertaining than anything made in Hollywood 😂
@chrisschmidt4636
@chrisschmidt4636 2 жыл бұрын
Hands down one of the best series I’ve ever seen
@oklandon09
@oklandon09 2 жыл бұрын
i love how the main characters are slowly but surely taking the red pill
@catosicarius3262
@catosicarius3262 2 жыл бұрын
Its more like the children's liquid version in cherry
@Stripping_Bolts
@Stripping_Bolts 2 жыл бұрын
I live in LA and went to a bookstore on Sunset the other day to pick up a cigar aficionado magazine & a book for my 2 year old nephew. I saw that "Antiracist Baby" book in the store (the same one shown in the background right at the beginning of this video), along with a handfull of other books like it, and that's when I realized I need to get tf out of CA as soon as possible if I ever want to have children
@BobbyChastain
@BobbyChastain 2 жыл бұрын
“…even since I made you start peeing sitting down.” Yup. That one. Best line for this one.
@AliciaGuitar
@AliciaGuitar 2 жыл бұрын
Yep... epic self-burn! 🔥
@rumhave9632
@rumhave9632 2 жыл бұрын
Yep,.I knew someone already said it. 100%
@ghiggs8389
@ghiggs8389 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed hard as hell on that one because my best friend is a big liberal and his wife has had him peeing sitting down for almost 20 years now 🤣🤣
@BobbyChastain
@BobbyChastain 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghiggs8389 oh no. I know a guy that does it voluntarily, but he’s pretty queer.
@ghiggs8389
@ghiggs8389 2 жыл бұрын
@@BobbyChastain 🤣
@mynameisohhhshiny338
@mynameisohhhshiny338 3 ай бұрын
Babylon bee is the most blessed content out available yay thanks for everyone that made this possible
@lm7bird680
@lm7bird680 2 жыл бұрын
As a Californian this is a fairly accurate representation of my first time in a bucees. It felt magical inside and I couldn't help but walk out with a sweatshirt. Would absolutely go again
@BravoPerformanceHorses
@BravoPerformanceHorses 2 жыл бұрын
It's basically a wonderland.
@willstikken5619
@willstikken5619 2 жыл бұрын
@@BravoPerformanceHorses A wonderland, really? Their motto should be "bringing the truck stop experience to a neighborhood near you". All they need are showers...
@originaldanman
@originaldanman 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Miami and didn't know they even existed till about 3 months ago when I went to St. Augustine. Just wow. I felt just like Steve when he entered the store, what a great scene.
@Not_So_Weird_in_Austin
@Not_So_Weird_in_Austin 2 жыл бұрын
Buc-ees has 35 kinds of Jerky to say nothing of the walls of candy, 100 gas pumps with the lowest prices for gas, and Brisket Sandwiches for around $7.00 each....The part about Clean restrooms is true too....Convenience Store Texas Style...
@wildlifewarrior2670
@wildlifewarrior2670 2 жыл бұрын
$7 for a sandwich hell no
@STho205
@STho205 2 жыл бұрын
$10 will get you a terrific FRESH brisket sandwich, hot beaver chips and a large soda.....if there was only a place to eat it when traveling. Great takeout spot.
@renehollan7695
@renehollan7695 2 жыл бұрын
Visitor: "What's a 'Buck Ees'?" Me: "A gas station convenience store..." Visitor: 'Oh.' Me: "... the size of two Walmart SuperCenters. And, it's 'Buc-ees'."
@RealJeep
@RealJeep 2 жыл бұрын
ALSO, Tennessee style. We have lots of Buc-ee's.
@balung
@balung 2 жыл бұрын
Aussie here 🇦🇺Whats a Brisket?
@timclingenpeel7791
@timclingenpeel7791 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like a season ending cliffhanger. Love these. Bring on season 2
@chrismaverick9828
@chrismaverick9828 2 жыл бұрын
Next stop: Montana!
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 2 жыл бұрын
A season cliffhanger would be they're going to have a baby, and it's time for a gender reveal party.....but will they? Or will they let the baby decide and have a sex change right after birth? How far have they come?
@HALO20601
@HALO20601 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardmahn7589 Find out same Bee time. Same Bee channel.
@chicken_poo_house5683
@chicken_poo_house5683 3 ай бұрын
Gotta say, I'm sad I didn't find this channel earlier. This series is much better than anything Disney pulls out of their ass these days.
@FatNorthernBigot
@FatNorthernBigot 2 жыл бұрын
There's a story arc? Well, this is now better than Disney+
@willwinstanley
@willwinstanley 2 жыл бұрын
This is almost as good as Empire Strikes Back, I've heard people say.
@magister2948
@magister2948 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice the quote from Star Trek: Generations? “It’s like being inside joy, as if joy were something tangible and I could wrap myself up in it like a blanket.” Love it! When you’re home, you’re home.
@__shifty
@__shifty 2 жыл бұрын
DWEEB!!!
@zerobyte802
@zerobyte802 2 жыл бұрын
Buccee’s = nexus confirmed
@carriewebb5764
@carriewebb5764 2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! I just commented about it above. Didn't see that coming lol... 😂
@randomperson9187
@randomperson9187 2 жыл бұрын
@Magister, You have an amazing memory
@bethbosheers8096
@bethbosheers8096 2 жыл бұрын
I recognized that quote, but I actually did not know it was from Star Trek. Awesome!
@davidhonfi2683
@davidhonfi2683 2 жыл бұрын
It's so awesome to see them slowly becoming human again, you guys are really nailing these characters down, this series is a masterpiece!
@_jesss
@_jesss 2 жыл бұрын
You’re from Hungary! I visited Budapest this summer and loved it. I am a fellow texan and if you ever visit here, people are as hospitable as out there :)
@firebolt100
@firebolt100 Жыл бұрын
I'm an ex-Californian (now in WA), and I've never been to a Buc-ee's before. I legit thought that it was just a gas station chain that became famous for actually sporting a mascot
@rmoreland3583
@rmoreland3583 5 ай бұрын
California to Washington????? Dude, you went the wrong direction....should have gone East. However since I am Texan I glad that you went North instead. Keep going!!!!
@firebolt100
@firebolt100 5 ай бұрын
@@rmoreland3583 Is it normal for you to encourage folk to continue moving in "the wrong direction" after establishing it as a poor choice? Kinda weird if you ask me. I bet you decided that all Californians are blue-loving city folk, but take a breath of air for this bit of good news... Plenty of Californians are gun-loving Americans that truly give Texas a run for their money via the "Tex-Mex" food options. 😜 Any decent Texan would be lucky to meet some of the decent and loving people that I've grown to love from where I grew up. 👍
@davidnewhart2533
@davidnewhart2533 2 жыл бұрын
This is literally one of my favorite series on KZbin. I hope Steve and Timpani stay and enjoy the life in Texas though. 😥
@kevinlemoine416
@kevinlemoine416 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, so we visited TX last summer for the first time and were introduced to Buc-ee's. THAT PLACE WAS AWESOME !!! And yes, I bought a ton of jerky...
@garrettherzog7514
@garrettherzog7514 2 жыл бұрын
I'm more invested in this series than anything on mainstream media right now.
@nancyrea3863
@nancyrea3863 Жыл бұрын
Hate to see this series end. 😅 So much fun.
@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks 2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian (Alberta), I dream of one day moving to Texas, and their reaction from 2:45 - 4:50 is exactly how I imagine it will be!!!! (Just replace the word 'Buc-ee's' with 'Texas') God Bless Texas, America. And I hope to see "y'all" one day real soon 💖💖
@landrypierce9942
@landrypierce9942 2 жыл бұрын
Do yourself a favor and research the specific place you want to move to. Some parts are better than others.
@chriskasprzyk6235
@chriskasprzyk6235 2 жыл бұрын
If you're from Alberta you are welcome. But please keep the rest of the Canadians there, especially that lying, conniving, power-monger ya'll got running the place. We don't need anymore trash like that here. Unfortunately we have more than our fair share already.
@landrypierce9942
@landrypierce9942 2 жыл бұрын
@@chriskasprzyk6235 Not necessarily. There are people all over Canada who would make great Texans. Admittedly, most of them are probably from Alberta, and relatively few from Toronto, but you can’t accurately assume people’s values just based on where they’re from.
@spiffygonzales5160
@spiffygonzales5160 2 жыл бұрын
@@landrypierce9942 Well there's basically 3 places in Texas to move to. 1. Austin. 2. San Antonio. 3. Literally anywhere else. I would highly recommend against 1 and 2.
@latigo3332
@latigo3332 2 жыл бұрын
Native Texan here. Thanks Canada! You will love Buc-ee’s, it’s every Texan’s favorite place.
@chriswelch0
@chriswelch0 2 жыл бұрын
This series is funny as hell. I wish there'd be something on TV as good as this.
@watson023
@watson023 2 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I actually felt sad when he said they have to move back to California? 😂
@LBrobie
@LBrobie 2 жыл бұрын
i did too. and i live in cali.😶
@sbyrstall
@sbyrstall 2 жыл бұрын
That's because they can't allow themselves to be happy.
@ricksmith4736
@ricksmith4736 2 жыл бұрын
Always a good thing when they move back where they belong....
@s.b.8258
@s.b.8258 2 жыл бұрын
😭
@doyledean2763
@doyledean2763 2 жыл бұрын
The counselor has a degree from Evergreen State College! You have to be from Washington to appreciate how appropriate. Absolutely outstanding!!!
@phylliscarlton7110
@phylliscarlton7110 5 ай бұрын
As a Washingtonian, I laughed at that. And it was a master's in gender studies!
@nathanielholmes79
@nathanielholmes79 2 жыл бұрын
The bathrooms being clean is so accurate. I live in the Bay Area, and as soon as exit California borders, the bathrooms are suddenly very decent. By the time you get to Montana the rest stops are luxury. Idek how California messed up that hard
@RealJeep
@RealJeep 2 жыл бұрын
Because leftists are pigs.
@Joe-rz3fd
@Joe-rz3fd 2 жыл бұрын
I went to a rest stop in Montana that was dirty and tiny. I don't live anywhere near Montana. Granted, it was on an Indian reservation, but it was still in Montana.
@GoddessOfWhim2003
@GoddessOfWhim2003 2 жыл бұрын
as a gas station employee in CA i can tell you this: nobody wants to clean the bathrooms cause it's "nasty". i'll do it cause it needs to be done and i'm from the Midwest (i LIVE in CA but i'm FROM MO) and have a work ethic
@cbagot
@cbagot 2 жыл бұрын
I’m in NJ and our highway bathrooms are a hot mess. Some on Route. 80 are only open certain days! Then I travel south or north or west. And it’s like another planet. Lol
@Rocketninja200
@Rocketninja200 2 жыл бұрын
Bucees is a whole other level though. It's like they remodel their bathrooms every time a customer exits.
@jonwalker8945
@jonwalker8945 2 жыл бұрын
Please make this series for as long as you possibly can. Some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for your hard work.
@josephclark5414
@josephclark5414 2 жыл бұрын
The entire Californian's Move to Texas series has been beyond excellent! This one may take the cake!!!!
@robertwatson818
@robertwatson818 2 жыл бұрын
This might make a short TV series!!
@Ryan-xq4nn
@Ryan-xq4nn 2 жыл бұрын
Brisket by the pound, perfectly cooked, the best way to break up a long road trip without breaking the bank! 😁🤤
@bluffybluff
@bluffybluff 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best series on the internet
@SKYCHICK__
@SKYCHICK__ 2 жыл бұрын
Kyle Dunnigan's "At Home With Sly Stallone" is also hilarious. Him and the Bee are my go to shows for entertainment.
@kevinb314
@kevinb314 2 жыл бұрын
That dead pan "Ohh, there wont be" was tooo perfect I'm here for the long hall! Cant wait to say I was here from the start on episode 500
@coreyswann8735
@coreyswann8735 2 жыл бұрын
Ya know, how factual this is with how people first react to Buc-ee's is...I've literally watched people react similarly. Sadly the initial awe and wonder have faded from my eyes, so it's always nice to be reminded! Well done as always!
@commanderwill2
@commanderwill2 2 жыл бұрын
I like Buccees, but it's basically a bigger, nicer Pilot
@DurzoBlunts
@DurzoBlunts 2 жыл бұрын
Don't go to one for about 2-5 years and you'll have about 70-80% the same reaction as the first time ever going in one.
@snappertrx
@snappertrx 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my first visit, I was pretty amazed. I mean, Mickey who? Mouse, what? So much stuff!
@marty8722
@marty8722 2 жыл бұрын
One was built a few miles from my home town. My husband gleefully brought me one day in high-school. I love seeing our son's reaction his first time :)
@sbritton1313
@sbritton1313 2 жыл бұрын
Bet I could handle it... We got better in Colorado
@bookworm24601
@bookworm24601 2 жыл бұрын
This might be the Babylon Bee's greatest video series of all time
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