Californians Move to Texas | Episode 5: Buc-ee's

[@TheBabylonBee]

What is your favorite part about Buc-ee's?

[@squirreljenkins1542]

The food :)

[@ftw4twcs]

Visiting Texas living in Hawaii and being told you should check out a gas station. And it being worth it.

[@JM-sx9yk]

Beaver Nuggets and Chocolate chip cookies.

[@AudraT]

That place is amazing. Never knew it existed.

[@HalElrod3]

Restrooms

[@babs40]

"That's impossible. Gas in California costs $7 and Biden says that's always been the case" Whoever writes these videos needs a raise

[@stevenschiro1838]

Seriously. I'm Californian and people don't realize they get what they vote for

[@keltonhutchison5951]

@Big Dick Black In [Dallas county} gas in under $3

[@averagerobert8211]

Gets his/her chair risen 2 inches at work*

[@PlainSumGames]

they didn't write anything, they are just quoting crazy people.

[@RonDeSantis-bi7yv]

Haha that was my favorite line as well. I couldn't laugh too hard though..... I live in California =\

[@biptetk]

Listen, Fellas, I've been following this story since the beginning. I'm emotionally invested now. Please do not let them move back to California. They're so close to realizing their true happiness.

[@jeepstergal12]

IKR? I was having a craptastic day, and then I was smiling and laughing with Steve and Timpani discovering Bucees, and then.... Steve and Timpani, DON'T GO!!!

[@ariannablove]

I know! I'm so invested now too!

[@Bloodstriped]

Y'all crack me up. 🤣 But seriously if they move back... WE RIOT!

[@katieandkevinsears7724]

I think they found their true happiness at Buc-ee's.

[@biptetk]

@@katieandkevinsears7724 😆

[@PhotriusPyrelus]

"Even though I don't have a gun, everyone else in there does! No one's gonna rob this place! I feel so safe!" Best line.

[@lauravictorious4670]

That's how I felt when I lived in Israel. Very safe.

[@thetrollslayer3716]

@@lauravictorious4670 Everyone except Palestinian children don't feel safe. Kudos psychopath.

[@BlisterBang]

Compare to episode 1, where she couldn't believe anyone could safe when people have guns.

[@lauravictorious4670]

@@thetrollslayer3716 I'd laugh at your comment if it wasn't so ignorant.

[@hugoshen1410]

Imagine a Californian robber trying to rob the place.

[@A.J.1656]

Buc-ee's: stop for gas, leave with a brisket sandwich, candied pecans, 2 kolaches, Dr.Pepper, 50lbs of deer feed and Christmas gifts for the whole family.

[@manofthetombs]

😆

[@tomtruesdale6901]

You forgot Beaver Nuggets.... they are like crack to me.

[@manofthetombs]

@@tomtruesdale6901 😆

[@deeiv]

only 50 pounds of corn LOL 10 bag min when we stop

[@aeroeng22]

to borrow a line from Fleet Farm's ads from way back, "Buc-ee's; if we don't have it, you don't need it."

[@TBrady]

The Bee puts more work into these than most netflix series.

[@bobsmith-wg9fz]

'most'??? heck all the ones made int eh last 7 or so years of 'woke'....

[@orange_cat]

I'd actually pay for the Bee, they just keep getting better.

[@PeggyR70]

I do pay for the Bee worth e every penny

[@danekata3916]

I’ve been hoping they make a real show.

[@robz6306]

It’s true, but so do 5 year olds in a school play.

[@BelaMadeira]

Timpani: “Our interracial love is strong enough to get us through anything!” Steve: “Our love…”

[@fyrchmyrddin1937]

Once again, the Bee's "comedy" is far sharper than any two-edged sword.

[@abcsandoval]

Yeah, I caught that. Good form Steve.

[@mariatorres9789]

Lol. She likes the taboo dark weenie. Haha. He just sees her as a person. 😅

[@TsukiNaito1]

I loved that line.

[@dawreker777]

I noticed it, but I didn't get it

[@jseehowitsbeen3177]

When we moved to Texas I told my husband, “you know what I miss about California?” And he asked, “what?” I replied, “Not a dang thing.”

[@talltexan6432]

Amen!

[@Joe-rz3fd]

I still miss California. BUT MY AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! MY AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! You see, it's funny because California is terrible.

[@tohka3347]

Glad you’re in Texas 🤠 Stay safe 🙌🏻and have a happy thx giving 🦃

[@Snookynibbles]

We moved to the Texas Hill Country four years ago, and as we crossed over the Colorado River into AZ, we looked in the rear view mirror & chimed, "Bye-bye sugar, and not a minute too soon!" (Blondie - "Rip Her to Shreds")

[@MRSyelgnal]

Well they ( Texans) kept bragging! We had to check it all out for our selves! 😉😂 I absolutely agree. God bless Gods country, Texas!

[@JoelKellenProductions]

Stephen and Timpani's turn from Californian to Texan is the greatest character development of any movie or tv series.

[@liorsilverstein9802]

yeah it works everytime, this should be instead of hollywood.

[@asdisskagen6487]

I absolutely love the fact that a skit for "Texas-izing" a California couple literally became a Buc-ee's commercial 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@talltexan6432]

Yes, and we at Buc-ee's Corp. are very appreciative.

[@lauravictorious4670]

Best free advertising they ever got. Now I need to find a Buc-ee's and check it out for myself.

[@majorrev8690]

@@talltexan6432 I'd like to personally thank you guys for the Buc-ees brand Root Beer. And those rice crispy treats! I cant walk out with out either, no matter why im there.

[@ProfessionalRageBaiter]

@@talltexan6432 your username 😂😂

[@VanLifeisBest]

I agree!!! I need to hit the road and find a Buc-ee’s - I need to see this in person!!! 👍

[@LJHYND]

Lol, I love how the husband corrected the wife when she said “Our interracial love” to “Our love” 😂 just cracked me up.

[@otakuryoga]

just shows the mindset of the NPC's the 7 most important things about a person is the color of their skin

[@installinstall7723]

@@otakuryoga what does this sentence mean

[@brandyraccoon1473]

@@installinstall7723 Leftists are called "NPCs" (or non player characters) in funny memes because they often mindlessly repeat left-wing talking points, much like a video game character with a limited set of dialog options. One of the left-wing points is that race (or skin color) is all-important and trumps other traits about a person such as merit, character or anything else.

[@installinstall7723]

@@brandyraccoon1473 i know what npc stands for my bro, but what are the 7 things, i only see one listed?

[@chriswhinery925]

@@installinstall7723 Bless your heart, since you didn't get the joke allow me to explain. The punchline is that they are SO focused on race, that's it's all 7 of the top 7 most important things.

[@bentaylor216]

We live in the UK. Just come back from a holiday in Houston and West Texas. We went to the gun range (my wife is a beast with an AR15 on full auto). We bought boots and jeans and gas at Buc-ee's. I really love Texas. May it never be ruined by libs. God bless Texas and The Bee.

[@kathleenkirchoff9223]

Well you have picked up the Texas tall tale habit. AR 15 aren't full auto.

[@freeswimmin]

@@kathleenkirchoff9223 could be modified, which is a thing... so long as you get daddy gubment's permissions, pay your fees, annually, and wait the appropriate time, generally a year or more 😑.

[@chriselliott8044]

They are available to rent

[@miltonturner2977]

GOD Invented and Blessed Texas..... California, came out of the other end.

[@Pipeliner1989]

We’re #GOATED!

[@orca2964]

As a Texan, This is accurate. I was born Texan, and Buc-ee’s has the most legendary food. The best jerky, the best fudge, the best nuts, and the best BBQ sandwiches. Let me tell you this: a Texan will never misspell Buc-ee’s, even when autocorrect says otherwise.

[@leonardo899]

I'm from Texas, and I've never been to a Buc-ee's. They don't have those in South Texas.

[@blam9360]

I read this in Texan. 😂😂❤

[@liorsilverstein9802]

even thought I am a german orthodox jew, I pronounced it correctly when I saw it, nice place. i Hate our wokeling dupes.

[@Josh-mg7rm]

I mis spell it all the time. Fun fact there's a buccees in my city and I've only been to it once and it's been here for like 5 years.

[@mattmccleary1278]

Being in blue state Oregon I've never heard of Buc ees . Thank God I'm 185 miles away from the Portland zoo. Many Oregon counties are trying to sucede from the blue west side of Oregon

[@ghostinthemachine5787]

As a American who happens to be Black, I got a kick on his correcting her "interracial love" statement 🤣 A true Leftist could not help but to focus on the intersectionality aspects of their relationship. Looking forward to the next episode with great glee 😁👍

[@AllAmericanGuyExpert]

Wow. The word _intersectionality_ was going through my head, also. The satire is _real,_ y'all.

[@mrman5066]

I have to note the way that you worded your being black as just a simple happenstance. I respect that; it's an aspect of you for sure, but not one that defines your whole being.

[@ghostinthemachine5787]

@@mrman5066 I thank you for noting that. You're absolutely correct. When I served in the United States military for 20 years I was an American serviceman. When I went overseas, the foreign nationals I encountered considered me to be an American who happened to be black. And that's what I am. I'm an American. This is my nation warts and all. And I love my country.

[@drahcirnevarc9152]

*As an American who happens to be black

[@siaka_massaquoi]

Haha right!? You're gonna love the next one

[@KingAdrock420]

As a native Californian who's spent lots and lots of time in Texas, I can confirm that Buc-ee's is _exactly_ as glorious as portrayed in this video.

[@stevenschiro1838]

I second that! Such a magical place. If only we had one here on I-5 in the central valley

[@Texmechs]

It's better! They didn't even talk about the hot sandwiches or the selection of energy drinks for those long drives OR the cheapest fountain drinks on EARTH OR the Ethanol free gas OR the longest car wash IN THE WORLD (Katy Texas)

[@Menaceblue3]

Sounds like it's not a business to visit.... It's a experience to feel!

[@txDDS]

@@Texmechs Best Jerky on the planet!!!

[@jamescurrent8794]

We don't have them in the People's Democratic Socialistic Republic of Minnesota, not even in the Rocks and Cows part of the state, as our Governor calls those outside of the Twin Cities.

[@baddriversofthenorcalarea500]

As a native Californian who has moved to Florida, I can confirm the glory of Buc-ces, and living in a free state. Standard capacity magazines aren't even locked up, let alone a felony to possess.

[@papi-champoo6033]

Welcome home.

[@astronomical5799]

Welcome to Florida!

[@itsmeekers]

Mexican born in Fort ORD. In Michigan. California is not what it should be.

[@danmw77]

Also those bathrooms are pretty dam clean and my favorite is the jerky.

[@itsmeekers]

@@danmw77 You're in their bathroom having you a Jerky?

[@WineOnTheDime]

As a Texan, I can confirm that Buc-ee's is really this magical.

[@NeroLeMorte]

Better than modern day disney land.

[@milliardopeacecraft1755]

Buccees is spreading East, too

[@asiangaming8409]

@@milliardopeacecraft1755 I hope buc-ee’s spreads up north too

[@henripan9584]

I say it beats Disneyland.

[@lorcis1]

that's it, i'm moving to texas

[@MGD313]

As a native Californian, learning that Buc-ee's is real is like finding out that Oz, Narnia and Pandora are only 21 hours away by car....and gas gets cheaper the closer I get. Even more magical!

[@shrekdonkey9551]

I know its all true but could you keep it down on gas getting cheaper the closer u get to the promise land

[@stevenschiro1838]

Same here! It's so magical. Went to one for my first time last weekend when vising family in Houston. The Brisket Sandwiches, the sodas, the cookies, etc. Brought back a Buc-ees shirt to rock here in the bay area

[@richardcrawford2752]

don't California my Texas

[@STho205]

It would however be nice if they had a table. The beef brisket sandwich is my favorite BBQ sandwich...but I'm on a motorcycle and getting it, Beaver Chips and a soda to a park or rest area 8 miles away ain't worth it. I just eat outside by the statue.

[@H_P_Lovecraft]

Please go away

[@bellethilrancthalion1109]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good Steve looks in that hat?

[@crawlingboy]

my dude looks like a gnarly cowpoke

[@masonmeaders2719]

fr tho that actually looks amazing on him

[@LadyLibertyBella]

So good! Lets be honest there is just something about a man with a well fitted cowboy hat. Add jeans, boots, a nice side arm and of course a bit of flannel and the icing on the cake.. those southern manners & smooth Texan drawl.. enough to melt any gal’s heart

[@laurelzenn2412]

He really does look SO good in that hat!

[@alanc1491]

@@masonmeaders2719 Right? We should all be so fortunate. I look like some huge-headed dwarf, only taller.

[@ChandlerJuliet]

I vlogged my entire experience filming this episode in Texas! Hope y'all like it ;)

[@stevenschiro1838]

This episode was amazing. Bay Area here and went to Buc-ees for the first time last weekend, vising family in Houston. Everything was so good, love the Brisket Sandwiches

[@IceBergGeo]

Saw it. Your preview did not contain spoilers, just some natural enhancement!

[@bevo65]

OMG she's not kidding. Link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3yQiaZ5hLSMec0&ab_channel=ChandlerJuliet

[@sign1in]

Well Bless your Hear....

[@SecureLemons]

are you the same chick from rich rebuilds?

[@Ghgzo]

As a Swiss visiting Texas, I had the same reaction. Even bought a postcard and a magnet to keep as the souvenir. Love bucc-ee's 😂

[@zachryzimmerman4800]

Well you come back you hear?

[@multivariateperspective5137]

Lol…. Epic

[@davidpaz9389]

Please tell me you yodeled and yee-haw'd.

[@larahuffmaster5857]

❤️

[@justincoleman7856]

Well in that case I can't wait to take a trip to your country. At least you have some legit mountains, unlike here (where we have to travel hours just to get to the nearest range and none of them have snow '( ).

[@clave7203]

As a native Texan, I am so proud of how far these two have come.

[@reina4969]

Did you see the ending? They're moving back!

[@clave7203]

@@reina4969 It must be a LIE :(

[@1300Rvideo]

@@reina4969 they’ll be back in Texas eventually.

[@NMemone]

@@reina4969 NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@garyhaber333]

I'm proud of them too. 😘🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@scottlamberth6106]

This whole series needs to become a TV series. It would dominate the ratings.

[@jhoncater227]

It is a tv series it's this on show on KZbin

[@DgardsGaming]

@@jhoncater227 If Disney and all that wanted to improve there ratings, they'd put them on Disney+ XD

[@m____w____6981]

This should be sponsored by the state of Texas.

[@327JohnnySS]

@@m____w____6981 Most importantly the state of common sense. God bless Texas and the USA. ✌💜🇺🇸

[@CalaTec]

I mean in Spain there are shows already of people from the north moving to the south and the other way around which causes many funny situations based on cultural differences. They are quite good and funny, though not as exaggerate as these, but because the show is shorter here, you want everything to have a bigger punch, and it works.

[@merinsan]

As someone who has never been to America, and who has no idea what Buc-ees is, I feel this overwhelming desire to go there to visit one!

[@randlebrowne2048]

I'm a life-long *Texan* , and I only heard about them for the first time last year. they just aren't in my part of the state (it's a *huge* place).

[@missastrum]

It's an experience.

[@robz6306]

If you go, go when very very hungry.

[@suzanneruege4364]

My cousin just married an Aussie and at the wedding I realized all his Aussie side had way more Bucees gear than I (a native Texan) had. Hahaha He apparently has been stockpiling stuff and taking it back home for friends and fam. It was awesome.

[@TheWoebringer]

Get visit to Buc-ee's on your bucket list. Make sure you go hungry.

[@Shaggy9763]

"It's cleaner then our bathroom at home, even since I started making you pee sitting down" Best line!!

[@DickDebonaire]

I was going to post this but I just knew somebody would beat me to it

[@davidallen5535]

My niece's husband worked there as the 'coffee pot attendant'. His job was to keep all 30 of the coffee pots clean and full. All day, that's all he did. There's a staff of 6 that work the bathrooms. There was also a guy who did nothing but restock the "mile of jerky".

[@j.b.3387]

I found it hilarious that they were criticizing his cowboy hat while she's wearing cowboy boots. I can't wait for the next episode.

[@trevorwilliams2178]

A hypocritical liberal? Say it ain't so!

[@cindyjohnson5242]

Good catch! He did look good in the cowboy hat though!

[@radjifmaduro3661]

Thought I was the only one who saw that!

[@duckymomo7935]

I think cowboy boots are just fashionable

[@slowster2945]

@@radjifmaduro3661 I was waiting for it... shame. Must be an out-take. Better check the members section.

[@shooterdownunder]

As an Australian who’s never been to the states, I feel a sudden urge to go there.

[@mamiavodah1012]

Well, if you do you'll have alot in common with TX, not just heat, wildlife & gators, but in general with the 'law unto their own' culture. Also TXns like just about ANY thing BBQ (if you can hunt & kill it you can grill it), which I've heard is an aussie thing.

[@Missegyptlatesha]

Texas is amazing you won't be disappointed. I'm a Canadian that married a Texas. I love Texas so much. When I went back to Canada last month all I could think about was getting back to Texas. It's home ❤️🤍💙

[@stacymirba1433]

While as this series demonstrates, coming to the states can be very different in which state you go to. You could go to one state and if you have a bad time assume the entire country is like that when in reality each state has it's own unique character and appeal.

[@jb477]

Going to a Bucee’s is a must!

[@MC-sn2so]

@@mamiavodah1012 Was an aussie thing ....hence why some of us suddenly desire to move to texas...

[@NoahTheMaestro]

That “We have to move back to California” was actually delivered with quite a level of emotional acting…

[@VixtoriaVixen]

Seriously. It literally gave me chills 😅

[@jefferymcguire327]

It makes me cry, they are so close to "getting" it.

[@jpvincenti3571]

It's the second time though, moving back. How are their brains still so californicated after all they've learned so far? I can't wait for Ep 6.

[@lauravictorious4670]

I was horrified by that conclusion. Remember in the first (I think) video that they actually did return to CA and felt like they were "home."

[@notalltheories]

No, no, no, don’t you see? They’re gonna move back to Ca to Texafy it!

[@Bunnyinthebasement]

If I might offer a recommendation, I think it would be good to give Timpani her own group of Texan gal pals to help her character development along. Thus far, Steve has Clay and Kevin, who have been influencing him through kindness (and food). Thus far Timpani hasn’t connected with her own friend group, but now that she likes guns, imagine her hanging out with Texan cowgirls.

[@spidersinspace1099]

Unfortunately, women don't bond with other women as easily as men bond with each other.

[@ssjgogeta1979]

@@spidersinspace1099 Men are always more welcoming.

[@lothre]

Put a pampered pet hen into a country hen house, and see what happens....it ain't pretty

[@billtravis523]

THAT is a good idea, Bab-Bee! Classy Texas cowgirl friends - NOT skimpy Daisy Dukes or half-naked cheerleader types. Maybe barrel racing, covered in mud and laughing on a 4-wheeler, a NASCAR event at Texas Motor Speedway (If I remember correctly, a giant Buc-ee's is already across the road..."What is that noise?" while cars are warming up), horseback riding and the barn care - which she realizes she loves. Glad that Timpani is already hooked on the gun range! Maybe Timpani needs one, kindly, aunt-aged, "good ole girl" to welcome her socially and introduce her around. Then, the "good ole girl"'s Texas friends can do a slow makeover (across episodes) which Tiffany will embrace. I notice that Timpani was already wearing western boots at the psychiatrist's office. This couple can start driving a classic 4wd pickup too. Work up a segment about trading in their Cali crossover SUV on a real pickup. Not an over the top monster with fat tires...maybe a '76 Ford F-250 with factory tall, thin tires? Two doors, 8' box, quiet exhaust. This series is GOLD. I normally wouldn't keep up with a serial like this, but it's pure gold. Kudos!

[@AndrewTwoBrew]

Absolutely. These characters have so much comedy potential that if they turned it into a TV sitcom, I'd have to plug in my TV again.

[@margaretnezhadpour4054]

I have only one thing to say, Bee-Please keep them coming! Love the Californians discovering Texas. 😂 Please don’t send them back to California!

[@kristend344]

The suggestion was they see how nutty californian's are and move back to Texas

[@chrismaverick9828]

Yeah. How are they going to kick out the squatters if she's not allowed to have her AR-15 with the ACOG?

[@kerim.peardon5551]

But what if the plot twist is they go back and spread Texification and then get kicked out of CA for being super-spreaders? Lol

[@bmoviereview8043]

Goodluck doing that with California housing prices.

[@billcollins6894]

@@bmoviereview8043 I am moving to CA in Jan. Looking forward to gas and housing prices.

[@Van-tastic]

For those of you watching this who’ve never been to a Buc-ee’s, his reaction was not acting 😂 That is exactly how your first visit will be😎

[@Van-tastic]

@@ChickityChicken come visit bro!

[@jasonhester727]

Not lying!!! It's amazing visiting a Bucee's!

[@stevenw7623]

I’m from New York AND California. I can’t believe I just drove by Buc-ees without stopping! Where was this video yesterday??

[@warbirdnut9269]

And your second, third ....... millionith.

[@poseidenforceccj2528]

That’s pretty much how it was for me on my first time, except I didn’t have the money to buy lots of things.

[@rquino4210k]

The “we have to move back to California” hit right in the gut. I felt the emotion. I love this series hope they stay in Texas.

[@bodine219]

Idk. One episode in California followed by a quick retreat to Texas could be fun.

[@isaackellogg3493]

@@bodine219 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Great_to_Be_Back!

[@federicocaputo9966]

@@bodine219 If they go to california and they call steve a white supremacist, he says "but im black", and they respond with "Now you are doing cultural appropriation" i would die laughing

[@joshuaspencer1346]

No oOoOO!!!!

[@kitsunelee007]

I literally gasped and shouted "Nooooo! You're finally happy and content don't give up now!" when I heard that line. They cannot move back to California! Yeah I'm emotionally invested in this couple's Texa-ifcation.

[@TyGosketch]

I went to San Antonio, Texas for the first time last week. I couldn't stop smiling. On the plane ride back, everyone was talking and making friends with each other. That place is an experience! Long Live Texas.

[@sherimowery3251]

Were you there in December? I don’t recommend going in the summer. We went in June and nearly died from the heat!! Otherwise, I love San Antonio. 😊

[@ishkanark6725]

San Marino is superior

[@gdog2831]

did they have big ol women down there?

[@valerapopovich4135]

It is true, San Antonio heat is no joke. July - August can get to 105F. At night 90-92!!! But we manage😊

[@Anthroparian]

@@gdog2831 San Antonio women are big where it counts and skinny where it doesn’t

[@michaellong6002]

Better than any Saturday Night Live skit in years.

[@trevertravis8963]

Decades.

[@NeroLeMorte]

Sooo so much better than woke snl

[@lauravictorious4670]

@@trevertravis8963 correct

[@jeepstergal12]

After the first few seasons, SNL just became so much anti-humor.

[@johntomasik1555]

Way to set the bar low...lol...

[@ChandlerJuliet]

My Kolache was 100% vegan AND gluten free! What a miracle! ❤

[@upschutt4842]

Looping forward to what woke clothes you're wearing this time 😅

[@szlava3641]

You're awesome in this series 😂😂

[@kitty667]

Thought this was a bot before I saw the profile tbh

[@letsgobrandon4163]

@Doug Adams I give this recipe 3 stars because I didn't have poppy seeds so I substituted with heroin and ended up in rehab.

[@Realalma]

@@letsgobrandon4163 😂😂😂😂

[@lowdown49]

"The entire bathroom is cleaner than ours at home, even after I started making you pee sitting down" 🤣 OMG I love this series. Literally has me crying with laughter

[@silvergtotwinturbo9984]

That made me laugh so much, I had to go back and listen again, just to laugh even more.

[@PhilMoskowitz]

She also should have said- "Can you bring me back some tampons from the men's bathroom".

[@lowdown49]

@Aaron Morris that would have been great, but that video/story came out after this video was in the making

[@fotaugrafee]

@@PhilMoskowitz ...only to be disappointed that they don't do that limp-wristed shit in TX! #GodBlessTexas

[@Jerry-cg9ni]

@@Cavachonc777 God God God God God God God God God God

[@Andrew0506u3e]

As a true bred texan born and raised, Buc-ee's is more magical than Disney World

[@truthtreasured]

"We have to move back to California" That line was so heartbreaking that I had tears in my eyes.😂😂

[@NicolasConnault]

And then, did you call your neighbour so he could watch this video with you and change his life around too? :D

[@rangerdoc1029]

IKR....not now, I'm too invested.

[@richarda996]

Don’t let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out.

[@ShadowCake78]

They relapsed😢

[@GeneralSturnn]

I'm surprised he didn't say: "We need to vote to turn this place into California" lol

[@BobbyChastain]

“…even since I made you start peeing sitting down.” Yup. That one. Best line for this one.

[@AliciaGuitar]

Yep... epic self-burn! 🔥

[@rumhave9632]

Yep,.I knew someone already said it. 100%

[@ghiggs8389]

I laughed hard as hell on that one because my best friend is a big liberal and his wife has had him peeing sitting down for almost 20 years now 🤣🤣

[@BobbyChastain]

@@ghiggs8389 oh no. I know a guy that does it voluntarily, but he’s pretty queer.

[@ghiggs8389]

@@BobbyChastain 🤣

[@whizzo55]

Love this series. Keep them in Texas a little longer then let them visit old friends in Calif. after they are fully Texafied.

[@ARPine-bt9uo]

Love it! I'd also love to see Steve and Timpani go full circle and greet their new California neighbors once they're fully Texafied! 😁

[@MR-nl8xr]

@@ARPine-bt9uo A real Californian would say " WTF are you doing back here?!?!?! Go back to America before it's too late!!!

[@polarfamily6222]

This is absolutely the best Buc-ee's commercial EVER!

[@michaelnielsen2870]

I love the backhanded comment at the end that CA is basically an abusive relationship - they know they need to get out, but they always go back to the same pain

[@billyb4790]

Oh it’s so so true 😢

[@annibanani2787]

I didn't understand why Steve would want to go back, so thanks for the explanation.

[@Black_Jesus3005]

We need full episodes. I need more backstory between clay and Steve’s shenanigans

[@SWags-ly7dp]

Yeeeeesssss

[@siaka_massaquoi]

Yesssss

[@jimboreaddabible777]

I have a fever.... And the only thing to cure it is....

[@johnnylams3948]

Yess

[@abcsandoval]

I agree. Babylon Bee came up with a theme that needs to be expanded upon and broadcast to a wider audience, both for education & entertainment.

[@Logan-ef8hq]

Can't wait for the final episode. Where they introduce themselves to their new neighbors from California 🤣

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Where Steve tells them he used to be vegan too, as he pulls a steak from his pocket and casually takes a bite.

[@DragonmasterCire]

@@Ta2dwitetrash Then Steve gets caught and tries to lie claiming it's Beyond Meat lol

[@AngelaMastrodonato]

The idea gives me goose bumps 😂

[@sm6jesse]

"I'm gonna come too, I don't want anyone to profile you" so funny!

[@duacot6633]

When Steve started to cry as he told Timpani "We're going to have to move back to California" Made my ears tear up as I said to myself "Oh No!"

[@jentrianeverlark5653]

I really hope they don't go back to California! I wanted to cry when he said that line!

[@simondrummerTX]

They need a big ending where they move back and then cry

[@enrickmendoza5580]

Thank you! i'm not alone. I felt his pain...

[@gwouru]

If your ears ever tear up... go immediately to the hospital, your brain is leaking out your ears. Ears shouldn't tear up... ever.

[@ramixnudles7958]

This has become serious. It's time for an intervention! And, as Texans wouldn't do that, they need some friends from CA to caravan to TX with some Cult Retrieval Specialists to attempt to talk them into coming back - and if that fails, kidnap, exfiltration, and deprogramming.

[@MberEnder]

This whole series was an elaborate setup for the most ambitious Buc-ee's commercial in history! We've been had!

[@wjatube]

Always Drink Your Ovaltine!

[@RKidd-ex3rh]

We've been duped, deceived, fooled, and quite possibly.........bamboozled.

[@jimdandy9289]

@@RKidd-ex3rh I haven't been bamboozled since at least 2006

[@struedel25]

@@RKidd-ex3rh And loving it!

[@standunitedorfall1863]

@@jimdandy9289 We were all bamboozled in 2020.

[@countylineengineeringmachi2942]

Holy smokes……I think this is the best one yet! “Even though I don’t have a gun, everyone else in there does.” I couldn’t stop laughing. Whoever wrights these episodes is a comedic genius!

[@327JohnnySS]

"Feel so safe " 😂👍🇺🇸

[@saxonelyaman9212]

Hey I’m an engineer can I get get a job?

[@paulpski9855]

She should have been conflicted going between feeling scared and safe. Her old California self vs her Texas self with Texas winning really quickly. Even a line like "I know a gun free zone is always safe and I don't own a gun, but there are a lot of people with guns inside and I feel much safer." Or something to that effect. It would have been another way to show her growth in the Texas life style. Easy to have suggestions after viewing something. LOL

[@brianfairchild7819]

with california and democrats giving an endless supply of silliness, these things practically write themselves

[@wjgolden0830]

As a New Yorker visiting Atlanta for work... holy shit, this hits home. The lower gas prices... the bigger gas stations (not Buc-Ee's, but Sheetz, Race Trac, QT, Shell, etc.) that serve actual food, and not snacks... I may never leave.

[@alperdue2704]

Get outside Atlanta and enjoy the south.

[@wjgolden0830]

@@alperdue2704 OH, I am doing that as much as possible. I though Virginia and Florida were nice, but Georgia (even Atlanta) has some of the nicest people I have ever met, even after they see the NY tags on my car.

[@alperdue2704]

@@wjgolden0830 What part of VA were you in?

[@wjgolden0830]

@@alperdue2704 I was stationed in Norfolk, and spent most weekends in VA Beach. So... while I was technically in Virginia, I was surrounded by people from freakin' everywhere.

[@alperdue2704]

@@wjgolden0830 Spent a lot of time down at Sector Hampton Roads. I live in the Roanoke area. Bottom of the Shenandoah Valley. I can jump in a car and be hiking the Appalachian Trail in about 15 minutes.

[@eb-pe8xg]

Yes, as a Texan I can confirm Buc-ee's are magical places where the jerky flows like wine, the bathrooms are always spotless and everyone is welcome, even Californians. Y'all come back.

[@stevenschiro1838]

I went for the first time last week, and I'm back in California. Already missing it. Such a magical place. We spent 2 hours there and over $150 just on food and merch

[@nicolasklopfenstein1305]

As a republican conservative Trump supporting flag waving American.... I also live in northern Mexico AKA Southern California. And Buc-ee's is on my bucket list

[@calebroy1488]

The fact that there is a whole episode dedicated to just buccees says something 😂😂😂

[@docwil2541]

She never mention putting Buccees nuts in her mouth..... lol

[@bhh8005]

His NEAR BUCCEES EXPERIENCE was some of the best they have made.

[@commanderwill2]

We just got one where I live, and it's exactly like he showed. People are in love with Buccees and everything there

[@jffry890]

That's a real place?

[@docwil2541]

@@jffry890 yep, big truck stop and shop.

[@TheFilipinaWifeLife]

The character progression of Steve 😭🤣

[@Rochelle937]

And his great acting here.

[@red149]

Progressive !

[@peanutbutterjellybeans1336]

His jerky addiction keeps getting better 🤣

[@chicken_poo_house5683]

Gotta say, I'm sad I didn't find this channel earlier. This series is much better than anything Disney pulls out of their ass these days.

[@gageshippy2256]

This needs to be a full series. All in favor say Yeehaw!!

[@gageshippy2256]

Yeehaw.

[@billyray8062]

Hell Ya!!

[@iamarawn]

yeehaw!

[@manoftruth0935]

Yeehaw! Yippee Kay Yay!

[@graceamerican3558]

Yeehaw. 🤣

[@mrsteve4569]

As a native Californian, I just recently learned about Buc-ee’s as we plan for a cross country trip to Florida. It is absolutely on our must stop list. This is one of the best web series on KZbin. I really love the entire cast.

[@majorrev8690]

If you're taking I-10 east, once past San Antonio take the 632 exit, its near Luling. This is a giant Buc-ees and you wont be disappointed. Just be prepared to buy a ton of goodies.

[@Other_Rookie]

If you're going to Orlando, stop by the Busy Bees rest stop on the way. Basically Buccees but with bees.

[@oakhurstaxe6392]

Past Texas (lots in Texas), there is one in south Alabama, Atlanta(if you go that way), Daytona Beach, and St. Augustine. Ask me how I know. lol

[@adamv242]

Make sure you hit a Whataburger, and if possible a Taco Cabana in the Dallas area. Damn, I wish Taco Cabana would expand.

[@houstonitaliano]

… you will want to stop at the location in Katy, Texas which is on I-10, on your way to Florida. This location is one of the big locations

[@Audley437]

Not gonna lie. I ran across Buc-ee's by chance myself. When I pulled in I couldn't understand how a gas station could have so much parking let alone it being mostly full. When I got to the doors all I could smell was brisket. It instantly became the greatest store ever.

[@ajs96350]

I can't go there and not get a bacon egg and cheese croissant.

[@carlospallete3030]

As an Australian, I love this series LOL

[@danzydan2479]

Haven't made it to the US yet, but after this series, I think I would like to visit Texas.

[@briancleveland6115]

Good on you.

[@danielpeter3834]

G'day Mate 🇦🇺🤝🏻🇺🇸

[@Olderaccount17]

Same here, and I'm Argentinean!

[@tammyforbes2101]

Go to the south instead ain’t nothing in Texas but steers and Cowboys. The south is much friendlier and nicer scenery! Try Tennessee best America has to offer.

[@souldier128]

I can’t believe they would end on such a cliff hangar. They have been so much happier in Texas. I’m hanging out for the next ep to find out what they actually decide.

[@stoneomountain2390]

A leftist had to be miserable, and misery loves company. Hence they have to go back to remain true to their ideals. Such brave souls, 😭, if only they'd be able to change their opinions together.

[@brianmccarthy5557]

Though you still have to contend with the state government most of California, see the map of the last election, is still somewhat conservative. Our electoral system is incredibly corrupted and we have both Hollywood and Big Tech elites, with their willing stooge RINO's like Kevin McCarthy (no close relation), controlling the state. There are semi-reasonable places to live here. Orange County went back to being Republican this year when they monitored the voting system.

[@cvn6555]

@@stoneomountain2390 I think that may be the overall theme. No matter how much they love all these Texas things, they cannot and will not admit that they have been wrong about almost everything.

[@iAPX432]

They will come back to California, to expose the California's failure! I will bet on it.

[@mrlegodude96alt2]

I'm assuming they're gonna try and move back and not be able to afford anything

[@sarahdecker4084]

As a California native who is in Texas for college, this video helped me relive the joy of discovering Buc-ees for the first time. Thank you.

[@relevantelevant8203]

Please don’t fuck up your vote then! 😊

[@petersaccocia4510]

It is so funny how they are both trying to resist their inner Texan. They don't need help with their marriage. Everything they ever wanted is right in front of them. Once they throw caution to the wind and embrace their urges, they will find true happiness.

[@61rampy65]

True, but the Bee can't let them do it quite yet. We need many more episodes before they can be truly happy! I LOVE these!

[@Blaze_1221]

As a Californian… I hope I get to experience this amount of joy in life, I hope I get to move to Texas someday

[@augustcanyon3438]

Just start fighting back in the state. I was born and raised but saw the writing on the wall in 2005 and bailed.

[@TommygunNG]

Just leave your California-style voting patterns behind.

[@Blaze_1221]

@@TommygunNG oh trust me… I never voted the California way ever

[@gregkeeyako]

Just don't bring California politics with you.

[@Marconius-SPQR]

YeeHah young Padawan, study hard & you might just make it.

[@StrayCatOrwell]

Anyone else notice right from the start, Tippany is still wearing the proper Texas footwear? 😂

[@michaeldaltonsr8954]

Yep! She jus lost soul, seeking The Beacon of Bacon!!

[@multivariateperspective5137]

Yeah missed opportunity in counseling

[@larahuffmaster5857]

Yes, LOL!

[@ExploringCalifornia]

As a Californian I want them to stay there. They made so much progress. These is a great series, please continue, I want to see what happens to them. How about family visiting them or them visiting family In CA.

[@kitsunelee007]

Ooohhh that would be so epic to see! Imagine Timp's Mom or Grandma at a gun range.😂 Have Timp's Mother hate it and her Granny is a natural making all head shots. Add a montage of the Grandmother going Rambo at the range while shouting "That's for the power outages and gas prices Newsome!" or something like that.

[@mre4u422]

great idea, have them return to California with "new eyes" and discover how toxic it actually is

[@Cousin.]

Excellent idea! Family & (ex) friends!

[@texanonline1244]

ca without dems and woketards would be nice

[@pitmaler4439]

Yes dont let dem voters ruin another state.

[@zoeynot1013]

the marriage counselor said either they agree with the ideology or divorce. It was worded in such a sneaky way implying they can't love each other if they think a bit different, rather than the marriage counselor pushing an agenda. It was a subtle thing but pretty impressive

[@JohnShalamskas]

[@07wrxtr1]

There's also R vs K strategy in Biology - which explains a lot of the differences between the 2 sides - and that - they actually just are not compatable

[@suzanna3838]

The Evergreen state college degree was epic!

[@maxpowers9129]

Considering that the medical community labeled traditional masculinity as a mental illness, I think we can safely say, that therapy in general is at least as likely to harm you, as it is to help you.

[@Mythhammer]

They are in Austin... What else would you expect? :)

[@Cholin3947]

Stopped in the Kentucky Buc-ee's while on a vacation trip this week. Walked into the store, walked up to the first employee I saw and with wide eyed wonder said " I thought it was just a Babylon Bee sketch, but it's real and it's beautiful.". Made someone's day. The wall of jerky made me weep tears of joy. The steak house jerky is amazing. Thank you BB. I would have never known the wonder of Buc-ee's without you.

[@72BeatNavy]

Best one yet...NOOOO they can't go back to California. How they heck did the Bee get me emotional invested in a satirical short video series...WOW!

[@multivariateperspective5137]

Pretty much

[@unconsciousconversation]

Agreed.

[@nahunrobles2538]

Am I the only one who had a smile during the entire episode? :)

[@journeyforone]

not just smiling....BUT....LOL

[@ericschwartz9982]

As a Texan who has been to every Buc-ee's in Texas, I approve this message.

[@scot60]

Ditto!

[@majorrev8690]

As a Texan that regularly shopped at the original Buc-ees on the way to Surfside beach back in the 80s, so do I!!! And I still shop at my local Buc-ees weekly. At times, daily.

[@joshuawells835]

Seconded, though Woody's Smokehouse in Centerville is what I call the "True Buc-ee's," where all Texans also stop when on car trips.

[@gleamon]

Name the only one with a carwash.

[@majorrev8690]

@@gleamon Katy

[@Hello_11345]

The husband is freaking awesome! Hahaha! I love this dude!

[@oklandon09]

i love how the main characters are slowly but surely taking the red pill

[@catosicarius3262]

Its more like the children's liquid version in cherry

[@josephclark5414]

The entire Californian's Move to Texas series has been beyond excellent! This one may take the cake!!!!

[@robertwatson818]

This might make a short TV series!!

[@lm7bird680]

As a Californian this is a fairly accurate representation of my first time in a bucees. It felt magical inside and I couldn't help but walk out with a sweatshirt. Would absolutely go again

[@BravoPerformanceHorses]

It's basically a wonderland.

[@willstikken5619]

@@BravoPerformanceHorses A wonderland, really? Their motto should be "bringing the truck stop experience to a neighborhood near you". All they need are showers...

[@originaldanman]

I'm from Miami and didn't know they even existed till about 3 months ago when I went to St. Augustine. Just wow. I felt just like Steve when he entered the store, what a great scene.

[@Ryan-xq4nn]

Brisket by the pound, perfectly cooked, the best way to break up a long road trip without breaking the bank! 😁🤤

[@ms.cellaneous7458]

When Steve said "We're going to have to move back to California" I'm like NNNNoooooooooooooooo! Absolutely love this series. Keep 'em comin' guys! 🤣🤣🤣

[@avonti001]

simply because its better there!!

[@watson023]

Is it weird that I actually felt sad when he said they have to move back to California? 😂

[@LBrobie]

i did too. and i live in cali.😶

[@sbyrstall]

That's because they can't allow themselves to be happy.

[@ricksmith4736]

Always a good thing when they move back where they belong....

[@s.b.8258]

😭

[@piewacket8417]

The Evergreen College Diploma is absolute perfection!

[@fluffybuffy]

🤣

[@TheFatTheist]

Where? I missed it. That is awesome!

[@stevenschiro1838]

I missed that, good eye!

[@Utahskiing1]

Good catch!

[@Realalma]

@@stevenschiro1838 it’s on the wall of the therapist 😂

[@Richard-fx6go]

Having recently visited TX for a few days (from the UK) this episode was so relatable. I travelled the Interstates every day and Buc-ee's was a lifesaver! Bee, you guys rock!

[@latinaliz]

These videos are more entertaining than anything made in Hollywood 😂

[@davidhonfi2683]

It's so awesome to see them slowly becoming human again, you guys are really nailing these characters down, this series is a masterpiece!

[@_jesss]

You’re from Hungary! I visited Budapest this summer and loved it. I am a fellow texan and if you ever visit here, people are as hospitable as out there :)

[@firebolt100]

I'm an ex-Californian (now in WA), and I've never been to a Buc-ee's before. I legit thought that it was just a gas station chain that became famous for actually sporting a mascot

[@rmoreland3583]

California to Washington????? Dude, you went the wrong direction....should have gone East. However since I am Texan I glad that you went North instead. Keep going!!!!

[@firebolt100]

@@rmoreland3583 Is it normal for you to encourage folk to continue moving in "the wrong direction" after establishing it as a poor choice? Kinda weird if you ask me. I bet you decided that all Californians are blue-loving city folk, but take a breath of air for this bit of good news... Plenty of Californians are gun-loving Americans that truly give Texas a run for their money via the "Tex-Mex" food options. 😜 Any decent Texan would be lucky to meet some of the decent and loving people that I've grown to love from where I grew up. 👍

[@magister2948]

Did anyone notice the quote from Star Trek: Generations? “It’s like being inside joy, as if joy were something tangible and I could wrap myself up in it like a blanket.” Love it! When you’re home, you’re home.

[@__shifty]

DWEEB!!!

[@zerobyte802]

Buccee’s = nexus confirmed

[@carriewebb5764]

Yes!!!! I just commented about it above. Didn't see that coming lol... 😂

[@randomperson9187]

@Magister, You have an amazing memory

[@bethbosheers8096]

I recognized that quote, but I actually did not know it was from Star Trek. Awesome!

[@timclingenpeel7791]

It’s like a season ending cliffhanger. Love these. Bring on season 2

[@chrismaverick9828]

Next stop: Montana!

[@richardmahn7589]

A season cliffhanger would be they're going to have a baby, and it's time for a gender reveal party.....but will they? Or will they let the baby decide and have a sex change right after birth? How far have they come?

[@HALO20601]

@@richardmahn7589 Find out same Bee time. Same Bee channel.

[@Ethan7s]

More character development AND emotional connection than a whole season of Rings of Trash.

[@succ.lia97]

"Ring of Thrash"😂😂😂 The most correct title.

[@billyb4790]

One cringe to rule them all 😂

[@carriewebb5764]

I don't disagree, but I will say that it was much better the second time through. Some of the things that originally bothered me were tied up in the last several episodes. I think it could have been better, but I have hope that the next season will be much better. I recommend giving it a second watch (if you haven't already).

[@grumbeard]

@@carriewebb5764 It would have been a mediocre generic fantasy series. However when you compare it to something as rich as the lord of the rings..... It is not even a pale shadow. Pass.

[@Ethan7s]

@@carriewebb5764 not after Amazon deleted my honest 2star review, and the producers called fans like me racist.

[@doyledean2763]

The counselor has a degree from Evergreen State College! You have to be from Washington to appreciate how appropriate. Absolutely outstanding!!!

[@phylliscarlton7110]

As a Washingtonian, I laughed at that. And it was a master's in gender studies!

[@jonwalker8945]

Please make this series for as long as you possibly can. Some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen in a while. Thank you for your hard work.

[@chriswelch0]

This series is funny as hell. I wish there'd be something on TV as good as this.

[@FatNorthernBigot]

There's a story arc? Well, this is now better than Disney+

[@willwinstanley]

This is almost as good as Empire Strikes Back, I've heard people say.

[@johngorena3932]

Buc-ee's is not just a travel stop - it is a destination!

[@coreyswann8735]

Ya know, how factual this is with how people first react to Buc-ee's is...I've literally watched people react similarly. Sadly the initial awe and wonder have faded from my eyes, so it's always nice to be reminded! Well done as always!

[@commanderwill2]

I like Buccees, but it's basically a bigger, nicer Pilot

[@DurzoBlunts]

Don't go to one for about 2-5 years and you'll have about 70-80% the same reaction as the first time ever going in one.

[@snappertrx]

Yeah, my first visit, I was pretty amazed. I mean, Mickey who? Mouse, what? So much stuff!

[@marty8722]

One was built a few miles from my home town. My husband gleefully brought me one day in high-school. I love seeing our son's reaction his first time :)

[@sbritton1313]

Bet I could handle it... We got better in Colorado

[@SharkFisher592]

I walked into a Buc-ee’s for the first time about a year ago. I remember thinking “Oh, let’s spend ALL our money here!” 😂

[@leahg3926]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@missastrum]

I got most of my Christmas gifts there two years ago.

[@Not_So_Weird_in_Austin]

Buc-ees has 35 kinds of Jerky to say nothing of the walls of candy, 100 gas pumps with the lowest prices for gas, and Brisket Sandwiches for around $7.00 each....The part about Clean restrooms is true too....Convenience Store Texas Style...

[@wildlifewarrior2670]

$7 for a sandwich hell no

[@STho205]

$10 will get you a terrific FRESH brisket sandwich, hot beaver chips and a large soda.....if there was only a place to eat it when traveling. Great takeout spot.

[@renehollan7695]

Visitor: "What's a 'Buck Ees'?" Me: "A gas station convenience store..." Visitor: 'Oh.' Me: "... the size of two Walmart SuperCenters. And, it's 'Buc-ees'."

[@RealJeep]

ALSO, Tennessee style. We have lots of Buc-ee's.

[@balung]

Aussie here 🇦🇺Whats a Brisket?

[@mynameisohhhshiny338]

Babylon bee is the most blessed content out available yay thanks for everyone that made this possible

[@Johnny_Cash_Flow]

Buc-ees BBQ sandwiches are no joke. One of the few things I truly miss from Texas.

[@Roboprogs]

We had those for dinner one night on Easter vacation this spring. There’s enough stuff in that store to have a pretty good picnic. Even fruits and vegetables to go with your sandwich 😁. As well as a bunch of candy, which I would know *nothing* about 😏

[@garrettherzog7514]

I'm more invested in this series than anything on mainstream media right now.

[@CinderellaRaptured]

I work at Bucees in Texas 😆. I see so many out of stater’s (and locals as well) thanking us for our clean bathrooms, cute gifts, etc.

[@chrisschmidt4636]

Hands down one of the best series I’ve ever seen

[@davidnewhart2533]

This is literally one of my favorite series on KZbin. I hope Steve and Timpani stay and enjoy the life in Texas though. 😥

[@JavierCR25]

This whole series is really making me want to visit Texas

[@iwishiunderstood159]

Now you have a mandatory stop

[@joeskeptical4762]

*And move, probably.....*

[@Hilltopperpete]

The people really are so much friendlier than on the coasts or in the big liberal cities. We have big cities, but most of them still have a small-town southern charm to them. Except Austin. Yuck.

[@rockymarie4076]

When you do be sure to have the brisket sandwich at Buc-ee's. It's so good!

[@MJAYZ007]

Just don't visit Austin

[@kevinb314]

That dead pan "Ohh, there wont be" was tooo perfect I'm here for the long hall! Cant wait to say I was here from the start on episode 500

[@bookworm24601]

This might be the Babylon Bee's greatest video series of all time