Causing my friends pain in Minecraft

[@sclubbydoo6424]

"Ok, I see air." Top 10 clips taken moments before disaster

[@microgoose8630]

...wait that’s not air

[@envygd4902]

1k likes ( me being the one to do it) but only one comment?

[@saaie6593]

@@envygd4902 u stupid child

[@sirplaysalot3492]

"It looks like you're in a sticky situation" *silence "I have a bone to pick with you" *silence "Wood" *WHEEEEEEZZEEE

[@tmnottrademark4463]

It's so considerate of you to provide subtitles

[@hayden_misenti]

"lava" *throws water bucket"

[@xxB4J4BL4STxx]

timestamp: 3:11

[@hayden_misenti]

@@xxB4J4BL4STxx thanks pam

[@teeli.]

1k likeeeeee *w h e e z e*

[@NintendoNerd64]

“Schlatt, MY ITEMS” “Carson, respectfully, ya got BOOFED”

[@charliewise4421]

NintendoNerd 64 timestamp

[@NintendoNerd64]

Charlie Wise 2:32

[@zanethezaniest274]

Should have payed him off with Schlatt coins

[@deezus1750]

1000th like lessgoooo

[@jorj1357]

hahaha that was funny

[@nice-ne4io]

travis sounds like he uses all lowercase. He says :) outloud

[@andrewtornini1532]

Yeet

[@cy-bernet-ix]

he's sweet

[@queueuof]

nice

[@andrewtornini1532]

@@queueuof thanks

[@melonbals5512]

ted speaks in bold font

[@aidenbrokar262]

That "Press X to Sneeze, event failed" killed me

[@parensugtar6509]

ok

[@PhunYt]

@@parensugtar6509 ok

[@brycebarrientos8522]

Ok

[@zingh]

ok

[@aidenbrokar262]

@@parensugtar6509 ok

[@retrograven]

the messages in the corner at 4:09 "i liked the art of you crying" "onion"

[@AshuaBBX]

Lol

[@Grimmsnarll]

Onion

[@jdn2k204]

yes

[@lazasaurusss5817]

“I see air” “..” “...” **WAIT THATS NOT AIR**

[@captain_jawsmalakas1156]

ÆR

[@fuhreedhhh8693]

I was watching that part while reading this comment

[@namedoesntmatter4531]

*_-∀RĒ ¥ŒŪ |\/|∀D?-_*

[@gahjbbja4503]

0:59 *"i landed on the æ"* "oh you mean the *Æ"*

[@orue5499]

carsons *æ* is by far the best

[@dauntlessnicholas1672]

*The æ*

[@Gemini-Games]

How do you do that?

[@Jayjay-mk8tv]

You're weak, I can cause my friends emotional pain in real life just by standing near them

[@Jayjay-mk8tv]

@Festive Yeti I am pain

[@BlockedUser420]

weak. i dont even have friends to cause pain

[@SenjuTheSlime]

BlockedUser f

[@Jayjay-mk8tv]

@@BlockedUser420 still weak, my best friend committed suicide just because my existence, he was imaginary

[@alexriddell7218]

I DONT EXIST

[@kioler8422]

1:17 Are we not gonna talk about how depressing that donation message is ?

[@kioler8422]

heli chopper Same.

[@bestseedever2104]

Yeah, if only he’d noticed

[@callfororion8846]

Tried messaging them on Twitch. I couldn't get through to them. I'll edit my comment if anything changes but I don't think it will. I was in a spot like theirs not too long ago. That tone isn't one that is well. It was similar to my own note. I'm somewhat stable now but I can't say the same for zombie. That text reads too much like a suicide note.

[@maliciousqueefer3427]

Sagethespice :(

[@elenax_]

Sagethespice I hope they respond :(

[@immabadger366]

I think if KZbin diddnt exist Carson would be in a insane asylum

[@mirasu2777]

*a insane*

[@immabadger366]

Mirasu yes language words = 101 round here

[@quantumblauthor7300]

This *is* an insane asylum.

[@cryojudgement2376]

Or an actual working adult

[@jerms2114]

Shole weat bread

[@imakevideossometimes9144]

Travis: "I landed on the æ" Carson: "You mean the *æ* "

[@user-yk3bd2ee5q]

æ Edit: Can't believe Elon Musk named his kid after this video.

[@chelsea6362]

æ

[@angelogix]

Æ

[@mikec.1964]

æ

[@denmarkus1597]

as a danish person this is highly offensive and im very angry

[@keinjunin592]

DENMarkus Gaming as a swedish person this is not offensive

[@mrmonsterhunter808]

Slimecicle is the only man powerful enough to have Carson at a loss for words

[@animusharmony9092]

If cactus makes people disappear then my dad touched a cactus

[@bruhman2277]

Big tæll little smæll æm I right?

[@kaicraft8144]

One man overtakes him by a mile, JAWSH

[@NickKrispy69]

This didnt age well

[@adolfdaikun8012]

The guy literally ruined the entire friend group because he had to freak out about Carson being 19 talking to a 17 year old. Charlie WAS cool, but that just made him insufferable to me.

[@thewatcher2305]

I died when he called the pillagers "Crips" XD

[@lukeallen5714]

The Watcher schlatt is the funniest guy on this server

[@mommieusesfacebook9327]

The Watcher 5:03

[@littleman7514]

I just searched up "Æ" and this was the first result.

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

holy shit u right

[@ruruyu59]

I’ll have to be honest _B R U H ._

[@star-ty1to]

Omg it really is

[@normanthedoorman6408]

æ

[@oeggebb1801]

æ

[@Joseph-no6sn]

"Got any other jokes up your sleeve?" *Throws water bucket* "lava"

[@xlilacmoonx3922]

æ

[@jadent8347]

æ

[@xlilacmoonx3922]

@@jadent8347 æ

[@milli-ns]

æ

[@xlilacmoonx3922]

@@milli-ns æ

[@Emmiii303]

Travis: I'm going under so you can't hit me. Carson: *Breakes vines*

[@heathsikorski2990]

This is the rip off version of swaggersouls

[@heathsikorski2990]

But for kids

[@heather8777]

I too watched the video

[@justusm5354]

You're an inspiration, a true phenom, a freak of nature some might say

[@massiveboi9560]

Justus M mate don’t lie

[@mcdeepLovin]

Æ

[@Fallout7262]

Æ

[@gooper1445]

Based on an Internet search, what seems to be a more common use of the term “boofing” is to refer to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs like cocaine or ecstasy into your rectum, otherwise known as “butt chugging” or “plugging” or “alcohol enemas.”

[@stal892]

Some say that about me.

[@captainngoose]

"Where did my sneeze go?" "Where did my sneeze go?" "It's gone!"

[@justanothercommenter7775]

We need a “Carson’s epic bow snipes compilation (gone sexual)”

[@qishiqi777]

No, just "Carson's epic (gone sexual)"

[@ackminecrer9165]

Mizustune _5643 Carson and Travis’s relationship (gone sexual)

[@Adam-cq2yo]

@@ackminecrer9165 Actually just sex (gone sexual)

[@horizunu]

not sex (gone sexual)

[@AllDockCD]

“I was shot by Carson using 22 savage” Didn’t expect to hear that today

[@thedrifter2790]

He climbs without even knowing how to climb what a chad

[@romeocabral2773]

Jschlatt: Alright my hot pocket’s ready Me: *war flashbacks*

[@debe__]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@bigfella6530]

JustTravis was shot by CallMeCarson using [22 Savage]

[@bigfella6530]

@Spooky Devito bruh, i am woke

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

@Spooky Devito truly an ascendant concept.

[@yuna3775]

3:02 *"Where did my sneeze go?!?!"* that's because you didn't hold [×] well Cargskin

[@oneoftheboys615]

G A L A X Y R O S E it went to me

[@jadent8347]

æ

[@alphabeticalborder6951]

æ

[@pearcie6277]

One of the Boys I have your sneeze. I want 50 cereals that has milk before I return it

[@zebry4581]

I was literally about sneeze when he was but he didn’t and I did

[@zach_boi8872]

I still, after a year and a half of watching, find it hilarious how Carson just has his mic 5x louder than everyone else

[@SirBork]

You can tell how old this is because on the deaths of schlatt

[@lollolson3108]

Comment stealer

[@finthechat8475]

F

[@SirBork]

Lol Lolson I didn’t steal anyone’s comment we just had the same great comment Haven’t you ever heard of the saying “Two great minds think alike”

[@high.fructose7534]

@@SirBork that's gay ur gay

[@SirBork]

venezuela's inflation rate nah man I’m BI

[@CanadianDan854]

1:10 can we start a petition to make this face into a modern-day Pogchamp?

[@cookie_monster0271]

this need to be one of his emotes

[@derps6201]

Would you like to sign my petition?

[@samfairbanks3692]

True

[@cookie_monster0271]

@@derps6201 yes

[@solar2696]

signed

[@spruceferret752]

No one: Not a single atom in existence: Travis: *I LANDED ON THE Æ*

[@yuna3775]

Neko-chan 73 yes ok, atoms are always existent

[@nexygamer6409]

G A L A X Y R O S E but they aren’t always

[@IrisXen]

Æææ

[@crow8320]

æ

[@franco054]

r/uselessnobody

[@ethanatorplyz8943]

8:06 its the merciless sun god

[@kwasiasem]

you already know his fanbase when there are 2000 views in 1 minute

[@jaquavo]

lo l peni s

[@mcdeepLovin]

æ

[@bisonx1335]

Pikachu in vietname

[@gooper1445]

Based on an Internet search, what seems to be a more common use of the term “boofing” is to refer to the act of putting alcohol or psychoactive drugs like cocaine or ecstasy into your rectum, otherwise known as “butt chugging” or “plugging” or “alcohol enemas.”

[@benp.865]

That's every fanbase

[@ernieESC]

9:01 did i really just witness a bow that is named *big time rush* Edit: why are people still replying to my comment its so old

[@pugzgrinny2417]

æ yes you did

[@KingCrimson55]

De Ernie uh oh oh oh ohhhhhh

[@spooz432]

Uh uh uh- uh- ohhhhh-

[@sydthelame]

Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Make it count, play it straight Don't look back, don't hesitate When you go big time What you want, what you feel Never quit and make it real When you roll big time Hey, hey Listen to your heart now Hey, hey Don't you feel the rush? Hey, hey Better take your shot now Oh, oh, oh, oh Go and shake it up What you gotta lose? Go and make your luck with the life you choose If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Step it up, get in gear Go for broke, make it clear Gotta go big time Make it work, get it right Change the world over night Gotta dream big time Hey, hey Give it all you've got now Hey, hey Isn't it the rush? Hey, hey Finish what you start now Oh, oh, oh, oh Go and shake it up What you gotta lose? Go and make your luck with the life you choose If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time Look around Every light is shining now It's brighter somehow Look around Nothing's really as it seems Nothing but dreams You and I Gonna make a brand new sound Like we own this town We can't die Now our feet are off the ground We'll never look down Welcome to the big time All the pretty people see you walking in the sunshine Welcome to the good times Life will never be the same Go and shake it up What you gotta lose? Go and make your luck with the life you choose If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh If you want it all, lay it on the line It's the only life you got So you gotta live it big time

[@pogwaterTheJuice]

Yes

[@berdus8658]

Carson should get ph1lza (the guy who had the 5 year hardcore world) on the server

[@Zach-bu8tp]

Massive Pog

[@blackmould]

B I G P O G

[@theadhdagenda_668]

He invited Phil Phil’s just focused on hardcore

[@yonokashi]

Phil was on a couple days ago actually

[@raptorman5055]

Biggest pog

[@rileybirchtree3391]

0:46 When Carson breaks the vine to make Travis plummet the first time Travis makes the Qui Gon Jinn death sound from lego

[@epicinternet8474]

poke went from being a main character to being an obscure side character

[@ririenren]

"how did u get so smAaAAaall?¿" Cute????????😤💖

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

age?

[@abramo7700]

Claytonislit 420 definetely 3 weeks

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

@@abramo7700 lol ok 1998 Subaru Impreza

[@nitrothunderbird6740]

1:12 hit me hard tho. P. S. His twitch channel doesnt exist anymore....

[@Problamo]

oh fuck. i hope he's okay.

[@an_annoying_cat]

He just rebranded himself as traves now.

[@sleet1650]

An_Annoying_Cat bro they talkin about the donation

[@nurhid5742]

:(

[@NathanTheMan]

You can determine the order of SMPLive videos solely by the amount of deaths Schlatt has.

[@bluewolfprince4308]

Travis: Has potions Carson: Pulls out bow Big Time Rush: *OH OH OHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOH*

[@pixelcakez9080]

12:13 - 12:44 is so funny i had to replay it a few times “ you literally have no clue what i just went through in a second of human life”

[@nathanlynchmannering8540]

Traps entered the chat: *slimecicle left the chat*

[@bird8539]

Carson: “I’m gonna make a fortune cookie shop at spawn” Charlie: “what are you gonna sell”

[@MoxySaints]

Fortnite streamers: *Snipe from across the map* Callmecarson: hold my potion of health 1:05 shot by an arrow far away

[@jwilly8701]

And 10:45

[@jacobashley7205]

Whenever you don’t upload it causes ME pain CallMeArson!

[@camenbrt]

The Real Trashley whos arson

[@timewellspent8137]

He burned Soda's house down

[@jacobashley7205]

cxld you know? Like the crime

[@Fallout7262]

æ

[@p0tatogod533]

a

[@friendlyfire3412]

3:02 Top 10 saddests moments in Carson. *WHERE DID MY SNEEZE GO* ?

[@memilon1069]

The saddest is when he groomed 17 year old girls

[@schmoogledoink2738]

I think I can think of a sadder cmc moment

[@fred1652]

@@memilon1069 Twitter moment

[@argi1053]

Revisiting these after years makes me laugh a lot

[@dislikeablemelon9991]

these highlights are so old how do i know that? schlatt only has 60 deaths

[@sandycrow]

carson, why have you renamed your bow “big time rush?”

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

Uh huh oh yeah baby mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah slap those knees around baby oh yeah.

[@themindset4164]

@@shrimpymcswimmington728 the implications of "slap those knees around" are potentially horrific.

[@mortalsno4086]

Wait are we not gonna talk about Carson levitating up vines?

[@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652]

if you hold space while next to suspended vines you can climb them

[@hannahlovesana7742]

@@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652 i know it's a little late but..... r/woooosh ?

[@mettatonneo1147]

Disney: *makes a Live-Action Lion King remake* The remake we actually wanted: 0:51

[@spaceoddizzy]

“I’m gonna make a fortune cookie shop at spawn” “what are you gonna sell?” “...fortune cookies...”

[@king_nothing6972]

To make the big Æ and small æ on keyboard do the following Alt+0198 for big Alt+0230 for small The numbers must be typed on the number pad not the keyboard numbers!

[@texdecks8726]

you can also do alt+145, or alt+146

[@j4deph0b1x9]

æ

[@crimson5584]

Æ

[@pigeonribs9332]

or you could just hold a æ Æ

[@broadhurst69]

Æ æ

[@HTPCYMC]

Travis: Wants to get on top of the vine tower. 22 Savage: I’m about to end this whole man’s career.

[@GoreGunn]

Fuck off you unfunny loser

[@lagoobrius6720]

Yoo chill man. Dang.

[@snj7502]

brudda u life

[@Zack_Zander]

7:59 Football: carson can I have my stuff back Carson: no Football: not surprsied.

[@asone3702]

rip twomad

[@ResidentsOfZeal]

how to type æ on Windows: ALT + 0230 must have NUM LOCK on

[@p03t]

æ

[@dane6792]

æ

[@jmcm1606]

æ

[@dawsonshibz15]

æ

[@amethyststorm1583]

Ææ

[@sydneyl970]

The “What?? How you climbin” at the beginning was great 😂

[@Danny-oy5kd]

*Carson's wacky tacky adventure* my favorite jobro is travis

[@peppuccino4556]

Ok but what about Jschlatt and his Stand named Distortion?

[@sex.master4]

@Spooky Devito yes

[@sex.master4]

bro voiceoverpete is the speedwagon lamo

[@peachykeen1474]

I liek sam and travis coz they're as stupid as me :D

[@peachykeen1474]

Travis stand is hotdog boy

[@jer_e4806]

3:02 Over 5 years later, I still think about this exact clip whenever this happens to me.

[@cadenbmf6980]

10:06 when ur dad makes a dad joke and you have to smile to not hurt his feelings

[@uverhaul]

æ Æ ø Ø å Å Use the norwegian alphabet smh

[@KFCGAMING55]

Þ

[@dowercottage]

Æ

[@an_annoying_cat]

Those are Old English except for that last one

[@estella6978]

NO! Use the Danish æ ø å

[@kilo3868]

ð

[@izaaksavett9269]

Dude I swear to god you’ve uploaded the same footage like five times

[@jakemcmullen4864]

I've definitely seen the same tour before

[@user-fs3tu4ry3t]

Yeah I've seen the tour before too

[@shrekisthanos7419]

Jameer Jabali yes

[@izaaksavett9269]

Shrek is thanos yes?!

[@user-pg8eu1nq3y]

Thought I just had deja vu

[@MWMWMWMWMWMWMMWMWMWMWMWMWMMWM]

3:26 “lava” **throws water**

[@saxomoltke-leth3597]

So now the danish language is a meme on smp live... nice æ ø å

[@bencanaya382]

Isn’t æ french also

[@nisoe860]

DANES RISE UP

[@Pc118Gamer]

æ, called Ash or Æsc in old English has been used in many languages

[@nisoe860]

@@Pc118Gamer keyword *has been*. Denmark and Norway still use it

[@mikkelmaling6724]

Đ

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

0:16 imagine the death message - Carson was shot by Carson while trying to escape Carson

[@fartyperson]

IDK if that would work

[@GoreGunn]

Fuck off

[@webslingingspider]

Carson the amount of anxiety and joy you give me is fricking god-tier

[@rorterpobinson62]

causing my friends pain in real life

[@denseaf1582]

All only know pain now

[@DoubleSlothgaming]

@@denseaf1582 O O F

[@dimitrybrandon1539]

did u know that 4 out of 3 people struggle with math

[@cynyx_1751]

I wish frogs were real and not just invented for the Crazy Frog Cinematic Universe :(

[@smileyts1151]

This comment is literally killing my nonexistent brain cells

[@rbrine]

fRoGS u sAY?

[@RegularFish2]

Well have I got news for you

[@ohshootitsavery2690]

Potion: *exists* Everybody on the server: reeeeeEEEEEEEEE

[@-gg.opii1]

Avery :D Okay yes good joke but can someone explain why the potions are illegal

[@GodessAsh]

@@-gg.opii1 certain ones are legal. Certain ones arent. Like strength n other battle enhancing potions are banned because theres the hit system n all. Or like the carson stopped playing seriously before the potions update. Along with a bunch of other people on the server

[@crabcrabgoon]

Slime: *exists* Carson: my brain cells are dying

[@clnne]

I was wrong This is such quality content. I can't even Legitimately a really hilarious video, thanks for the twitch edits

[@PurpleTheColour]

This reminds me of simpler times

[@henryybenryy6575]

This should of been called “I caused my friends hard anguish”

[@Richerin]

Should've

[@henryybenryy6575]

@@Richerin tnx

[@StarKatGaming]

1:11 Someone: is donating the last of the Money they have, and is likely to not be able to live in the future Carson: *do you think I can land in your cactus farm?*

[@jonathanspalding6973]

10:06 is the time he realized he wasn't nearly as high as his friends

[@nathanast7036]

Carson if you type “§k” and just random letters into chat you can type in hackerman font

[@Notorioustroublemaker]

§ķ§ķ§ķ

[@lemonmeringue7850]

vsco girls b like

[@elliot_ps420]

What kind of curse have you brought upon this land?

[@colonthreecolonthree]

Funniest episode so far. The "Butt Sauce" at the beginning killed me

[@microwave7824]

Where is my son carson, please it's been seven years

[@shizukolee2497]

He's in a better place now

[@derps6201]

It's past his bedtime

[@angoky5712]

The one he sold me for lunch?

[@race10ftw]

Travis: drops lava Me: Bruh that’s not lava that’s *M I L K*

[@KFCGAMING55]

That's a portion bro

[@race10ftw]

Nicolas Preciado your a portion

[@KFCGAMING55]

@@race10ftw no u

[@race10ftw]

Nicolas Preciado damn it

[@jdn2k204]

*Ted has joined the chat*

[@jansito3293]

1:14 donation message

[@NSLAKKER]

monkaS

[@minimalgrammar1276]

My boy slime smokin' all the weed.

[@antikisu1676]

æ Hold Alt Gr, then 1425, release Alt Gr. Only works with the keys on the right side of your keyboard.

[@iiycyte1455]

æ

[@hahahe7239]

gæ

[@j4ce92]

It's funny how this will be one of the top results when you search up æ

[@ad51603]

13:24 dying of laughter

[@blankslate7491]

I got an ad for lunchables

[@pillbugged]

“Lava” *Throws water bucket*

[@soulcottage5302]

carson is a _god_ with that bow edit: i also live for how carson says “æ” (1:02)

[@josephyoungblood7930]

thank you carson, these videos are getting me through a really rough breakup

[@sethrc225]

CARSON PlEaSe gEt pEwdIEpIe tO jOiN SMP LIVE In all seriousness, please

[@jeanclaudethedarklord6205]

I love the lack of sound in the funniest moments lmao

[@PatchworkRose567]

Are we not gonna talk about carson's bow being named 'Big Time Rush'? (Time- 8:50)

[@hunterinabushd9465]

you just made me fill my shid drawer by uploading you chad

[@theparagon2864]

0:50 live action lion king mufasa death scene

[@olivermacgovern5648]

8:05 when you alt+f4 the teacher in online class

[@apolleau5131]

lets go checked my notifications at the right time gang

[@myramendoza-rodriguez2118]

2:00 Is that name a reference to all might ?

[@R4gsAMuffin]

"You know that if you take a bunch of bad letters out of fire truck it spells a bad word?" Fire Truck F uck Holy crap I'm a genius

[@drewpwieners4859]

You can call me Zach I’m gonna fuck your tires

[@kyleholguin0227]

13:26 his quiet little laugh gets me every time

[@trampoleen8750]

Holy fiddle sticks Artymo is editing for you? Love that guy