I let 5,000 people turn me into a psychopath in Bitlife

[@ballistichorse6221]

I feel bad for the one person in the chat trying to give him a good life.

[@atmywhitson]

Right! 🤣

[@Vyansya]

They're the guardian angel

[@yaybrittanyrai21]

@@octopusgentleman2562 good job baby peanut

[@LoveBunn]

I tried at the beginning, but quickly gave up 😂

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

ya gotta know Kevin's fans pick the best but worst options

[@frogPond_]

i genuinely love how there was like nothing surprising about what chat chose each time.

[@ava_marie_v]

We did choose to go to the doctor a few times, which I feel was a bit surprising. But yes, it was mostly the chaotic options.

[@colonelduck6211]

We’re in Kevin’s cult, it’s expected lmao

[@linguicaguy]

@@ava_marie_v Which at that point, it isn't even chaotic anymore.

[@flamingdog9207]

Hell, purely from my experience in the Twitch Plays Pokemon community(along with just Twitch chat in general), I pretty much knew how it was all gonna play out. But much like TPP back in the day it was still entertaining as hell

[@ILuvAyeAye]

I don't know, choosing beg zir to stay over attack zir genuinely shocked me. I guess chat truly loved Olivia all along.

[@theotherVLF]

"Yeah, YOLO, but also you know...... YOLO." New inspirational quote.

[@lukeklo]

this is deep

[@blutooths6581]

Slap that on a t shirt

[@randomidiot9658]

Also "i gave you everything including sypihilis"

[@vetreas366]

Lonely Island said it best: "YOLO: You Oughta Look Out"

[@12woodsteps]

@@randomidiot9658 I want merch of that

[@psyducktective]

I like to imagine as he pushed his step-dad off that ledge he said “it’s just a prank, bro”

[@hofficalz]

And step-dad's all "What are you doing step-bro?"

[@flowersandcheesecake1710]

@@hofficalz It’s step-son actually That makes thing more cursed

[@hofficalz]

@@flowersandcheesecake1710 shdhdhs my brain does not work apparently :'D but yeah it totally does

[@ukeleleguitar2087]

More like "its just a prank Haaaaaaaan"

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@ukeleleguitar2087 More like, BORE RAGNORAK

[@ricasibulo6507]

biting the bully's lip was the enemies to lovers trope we've been missing out on all along

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@M2_1-m4p]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@kweenturdle]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@AceMatthew25414]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@ZombieSazza]

“I gave you syphilis but I also gave you a watch…” I’m ugly cry laughing, what an amazing sentence

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@theonlybilge]

Gave a watch to an insane person, that makes it okay.

[@ilpensatore1462]

"I gave you everything I had...included syphilis"

[@willowwilliams498]

@@hagrid3348Hagrid

[@Mr-Green0]

(Laughs very hard) At least she has something to know when's her medication.

[@bangus978]

“I don’t know whether to meet the love of my life or commit some crimes?” -Jim Pickens probably

[@psyducktective]

I mean he wouldn’t have met the love of his life without committing murder

[@ahobbit1273]

Grim: “Why not both?”

[@FloridaGuy53]

Jim Pickens and his children vs Thanos and his children Who wins?

[@bangus978]

@@FloridaGuy53 I mean we saw Jim impregnate people with just his mod commands so my money is on him

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@bangus978 Okay, what if the Infinity Gauntlet (with all of the stones) is the prize?

[@big_bad_raj]

Kevin's almost as proud of his Bitizen membership as he is of his Geoguesser premium account

[@dragon_girl12]

I can see him during the next Irish lads stream. "Did you guys know I have a premium Geoguessr account?" "They called me the Bitlife king in twitch chat."

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@VLH92]

@@hagrid3348 are you a pokemon?

[@hagrid3348]

@@VLH92 obviously

[@vividandlucid]

@@dragon_girl12 "They used to call me the Bitlife King back in college"

[@pliny3161]

Wow, he was pretty unlucky to begin with if getting covered in bee stings actually improved his appearance

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@angelaoriel5912]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@hayatobun]

Ｈａｙａｔｏ

[@smilemore1997]

@@hayatobun Hayato H A Y A T O Hayato.

[@jennb1398]

Free Botox!!

[@RiderLeangle2]

I feel like I should point out since it wasn't highlights worthy, but the guy who turned out to be a rat randomly asked to watch The Sopranos with us, in hindsight we realized maybe it was a "How do you do fellow mobsters" moment, this also made no impact on our decision to out him as a rat.

[@ballistichorse6221]

Honestly, getting out of a relationship with one of Kevin’s BitLife characters with just syphilis is pretty above average.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Sceptile29]

@@hagrid3348 couldn't agree more

[@stama8777]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@stama8777 subscribe to hagrid

[@smilemore1997]

@@hagrid3348 subject to termination

[@renskedunnewold1995]

Headbutting someone's toes just sounds like getting kicked in the head but with more steps

[@Hayden_Lummus]

When you want to be kicked in the head but they won’t do it, so you do it for them

[@brooklynnk8667]

“We are ugly as shit unfortunately” me talking to myself while looking in the mirror every morning.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

@@hagrid3348 I see you everywhere

[@atmywhitson]

*Sigh* same

[@WaterSodaaaaa]

Same

[@AceMatthew25414]

Same

[@elin9237]

I love how, when it's working out it is "us" and "we" but when it was failing it was "you". Great way to push the blame away while still reaping the benefits!

[@TheCommanderTaco]

1. I love how the father Noah died from smoking at a gas station lol. Not too bright a family, which makes sense why the mother names him failed. 2. I love how he was able to walk into the courthouse for a lawsuit when he was wanted, and won.

[@Vociferous]

Aw jeez, what can’t go wrong when Kevin’s decisions are at the hands of other people, only bad things could ensue

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@BillyDaBoi]

@@hagrid3348 yes Hagrid.

[@Levi_is_Smol]

Flashback to GTA chaos mod

[@travisscottburber5719]

Also what cant go wrong when kevin is in control

[@lenaheller6124]

I just love how twitch chat is indecisive about HOW to kill/attack someone and not IF they should do it. Truly Kevin's audience :D

[@capitancuba1]

Chat: *chose to take the driving test only to pick the dumbest answer*

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@kaydwessie296]

@@hagrid3348 Kay Dwessie

[@funnythehaha]

@@CoelacanthJane sub to obi wan

[@yuki97kira]

@@hagrid3348 youre not as handsome as ps1 hagrid!

[@hagrid3348]

@@yuki97kira your right I am more handsome

[@pliny3161]

"kick to the thyroid gland" - impressive, this child is more precise than most surgeons

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@hagrid3348 LEGO hagrid

[@pliny3161]

@@jigokunohi6538 PS1 Hagrid

[@itsmikoton]

@@pliny3161 PS2 Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@jigokunohi6538subscribe to hagrid

[@asanoodle1164]

I’m shaking and crying where’s our hey there friends

[@karinaszubert]

its clipped from a stream

[@iduska4328]

he doesn’t have friends on the streams. you see what they picked, you do the math

[@ellieactive5105]

@@karinaszubert oh thank god

[@theonlybilge]

Also shitting and pissing

[@Mr.Pink2.0]

i was in shock that Kevin didn't have his normal intro. I couldn't stop thinking about it while watching the video.

[@CesarTheKingVA]

Oh hey, I was the one who suggested "Working Democracy" as a name!

[@WaterSodaaaaa]

Cool! :D

[@aliveslice]

Makes sense, Cesar

[@PotatoPrem]

No Hagrid here? Potato?

[@whytho8856]

pog

[@SamTbot]

No you weren’t. What do you achieve from lying.

[@big_bad_raj]

The best part of Kevin's Bitlife characters is always their names

[@AkshajVarma]

Haha

[@BooksToAshes]

Whenever Kevin looks up at the chat, it looks like he's speaking/waiting for God to answer, but it's just chat telling him to pick the worst options 😂

[@thenaynaycat]

The chat was having too much fun with this one

[@RiderLeangle2]

We really were

[@FloridaGuy53]

Anytime when you can torment something with no consequences is a fun time.

[@batcow3152]

Olivia was killed via the same methods used to kill the stepfather, how... poetic...

[@pandachick700]

Kevin’s acting like he didn’t raise us to act this way 😂👌🏼

[@FloridaGuy53]

He did seem bothered by the whole nun thing.

[@elizabethb4168]

@@FloridaGuy53 he's a good Catholic boy

[@lokiwolf44]

Watching the chat slowly grow to care about failed democracy was almost my favourite part of this stream

[@felixkalenskyy93]

First Twitch chat was tormenting Kevin with the GTA chaos mod, now they’re tormenting him with BitLife!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@venicerealm]

We've come so far😁😊

[@smilemore1997]

How? If you didn’t know better you’d think Kevin was behind all of this.

[@charmaineparsley7921]

Kevin's fans in real life: "OMG, we love you! Take care of yourself! If anyone bothers you we will hunt them down!" Kevin's fans in Bitlife: "Suffer!!!!!!!!!!"

[@ronnieloveshorror]

maybe im both >:D

[@dandaropa]

2:41 so this is how democracy dies… with its child skipping the funeral

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@pedrovallefin8406]

You got it backwards. That's how democracy starts, with his father "not a democracy' dying. And of couse he would skip the funeral, after all democracy (particulary the flawed ones) have no memory.

[@ibulleti7948]

I love how he's playing the role of disliking all of these choices where if it was him it would be the exact same shit XD

[@sadfrown]

I love how stressed he gets when he isn’t the one causing chaos

[@brycesweatmusic]

R.I.P. Miguel. All things considered you lived a pretty long life for being in a CallMeKevin video.

[@samcork831]

I was there at the stream and have watched this video two or three times and the "OH YEAHHHH... oh no oh no.." when you realized you gave zir syphilis still makes me laugh way harder than it should (13:06)

[@abrasiveland4279]

I feel like Kevin jr, Asmr, Jim, and Echo are plotting something. They are just so suspicious sitting together like that

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@maxhydekyle2425]

The chat made the exact choices you'd expect Kevin's fans to make.

[@JackPoppy]

Ah, my daily dose of Kevin. Just what the doctor ordered.

[@big_bad_raj]

After watching this streams I began playing Bitlife on my own. I messed with a friend and he shot me in the head with a Gatling Gun. I was 5.

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

🤣👏

[@LE_Arasaka]

My step-sister threw a molotov at me, we were 5.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That happened to me too. I think I was five and my sister punched me in the stomach hard, killing me. I uninstalled that app afterwards

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

Thanks for the 3 likes. I feel accomplished

[@AgentTasmania]

Ah, America

[@hubertthefish9101]

Kevin has the mixed humor of a confused boomer and a “hip” gen z kid I call it Kevin. Because Kevin is special

[@Auridus]

I appreciate Kevin calling the lil swimmer a mouse. Gold.

[@TheJncool]

Kevin when things go bad: “You did this” Kevin when you win a lawsuit: “We won” Kevin you scoundrel

[@littlebytes4462]

Kevin: *Exposes someone as a rat that he didn't even know was actually a rat and gets approval from the mob boss* Also Kevin: "So you wanna hook up or what?"

[@francescofinucci]

13:10 I love how Kevin's reaction was somehow how I imagine people's reaction to Kevin's actions in game. That's the moment Kevin realized we're worse than him and thought: "I created a... ehm... thousands of monsters".

[@Brizzle427]

I love how even when Kevin has no control he still ends up killing someone.

[@lezabel]

I find it funny and sweet that Kevin doesn’t know how to use the neopronouns for Olivia so he just keeps saying zir’s name cuz he doesn’t want to be disrespectful but is probably confused

[@rennyalpha2147]

It's so sweet honestly

[@billsmith1068]

Your comment makes no sense

[@lezabel]

@@billsmith1068 Your reading comprehension skills are out of this world

[@billsmith1068]

@@lezabel Awh thank you the girl in the video would agree

[@bigware9588]

@@billsmith1068 But Zir wasn’t a girl. I know Zir is a fictional character, but there’s no need to be rude.

[@Sageddegas]

“Idk if being a murderer is good for the military. Might not be the right temperament” Oh Kevin….

[@crucified1969]

Ikr

[@saintsesame1287]

Kevin says "you" when bad things happen and "we" when good things happen. Society.

[@yuki97kira]

Omfg that brandon fraser cutout in the background scared me for a bit. I thought an intruder was in kevins office for a few milliseconds

[@RandomPerson-pi9cu]

Gotta love how Kevin respects the gender identity of his fictional elderly partner who he is possibly planning to murder XD

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

He's a murderer not a bigot

[@lordarthur2165]

He is a murderer, not a horrible person

[@dyl5946]

like, sure he’s a murderer but atleast he respects pronouns

[@abigailchristenson388]

@@dyl5946 hes not a monster afterall!

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Even evil has standards.

[@ardynizunia9709]

2:37 The forehead actually has one of the toughest bones in the human body and it is a TERRIBLE idea to go for it with a punch. Pretty much everywhere else on the head is a way better target. Punching someone on the forehead will most likely do next to no damage, and better yet, you might break your own hand in doing so if your alignment is even the slightest bit off or if you put a bit too much force behind that punch. It's similar to punching into a wall. So just punch people in the nose or the chin, way more effective.

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

Just don't punch people . . . Using your palm heel is just as effective in most areas with no risk of breaking your hand or wrist. But preferably don't get into situations where you have to hit people

[@moonlightingjam]

I'm honestly surprised the character lived this long lmao.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I let people make my decisions and it went terribly wrong" Now I wonder, did it went wrong in "Hey Kevin, wear a maid outfit on camera" or wrong in "Hey Kevin, *eat soup* "

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@sidharthmenon3563]

Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@sidharthmenon3563 subscribe to hagrid

[@hannahphillips6474]

Kevin starting his video with "Right. So." instead of "hey there friends!" I think a little part of my soul died

[@opossumlord]

Kevin, when chat chooses something bad: you! Kevin, when chat does something good for once: we!

[@emily408]

Maybe he’s just phasing out of it but the lack of “hey there friends” is really throwing me off

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@M00NBL0SS0M]

it's cause it's a clip from a stream !

[@Jackoff_icial]

this is so good, you should definitely do this again. also, I'd love to see you do some current or past bitlife challenges! the recent goodfellas one seemed like the kind of content you'd see on your channel

[@brandirose9145]

It's suspicious that you didn't say "Hey there" in the beginning. Is this Failed Democracy blaming us for giving them an exciting life?

[@sunnex474]

15:29 Why can’t mobile BitLife be like this?

[@justnakiah4119]

I love how chaotic Kevin’s chat is He really only has himself to blame aha

[@iwillnotcomply1707]

I just wanted to point out that Noah Democracy died from an explosion while smoking at a gas station 🤣 don't smoke, kids. You'll explode.

[@hund7458]

don't smoke at gas stations* smoking otherwise will just give you cancer instead

[@Jupiter-T]

Well I'm assuming the gas lit on fire - that's why there's all the no smoking signs at gas stations.

[@sweettaterfries]

“Eh Olivia will be fine” *Olivia wants to break up* “NO OLIVIA”

[@zolozorro9855]

My dad came into my room at 17:40 and said "Oh, I thought it was Iron Man for a second" and I think that's a compliment.

[@nosleepdumbsheep2889]

The rewatchability of this video is insane

[@pagansbasin6657]

Would it have gone any better if Kevin controlled it?

[@Decimal_86]

Probably not...

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@charmich]

​@@hagrid3348hagrid

[@bloomingallium]

Poor olivia zie was literally just trying to exist but chat had it OUT for zem

[@BigKicksMix]

Chat: put democracy through hell by choosing the worst possibly options for them, picked Olivia for zir money and then gave zem syphilis Olivia: dumps democracy Chat: and we took that personally

[@DirtyGeorge]

You mean them

[@BigKicksMix]

@@DirtyGeorge no zir pronouns are zie/zir/zem

[@DirtyGeorge]

@@BigKicksMix zi don't understand what zou are saying

[@BigKicksMix]

@@DirtyGeorge that sounds like a you problem.

[@ahobbit1273]

Kevin’s insistence on calling the sperm a mouse is weirdly hilarious

[@jonnybamberg5692]

Unfortunately I cannot watch this video as my wife is asleep beside me and I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@scooterbro9099]

I've never seen anyone so good at escaping prison in bitlife

[@_raeyon_]

Chat immediately chooses crime. I expect nothing less 😂

[@ha-kf3rd]

when kelvin talks to the chat, he looks like he’s talking to God with all the looking up he does lmao.

[@shinakugo]

been feeling down since like an hour ago, what a great timing for a good ol kevin video

[@achucore]

I love how chat influences your decisions, such a great community!

[@Failedlegend]

Headbutt his toes...im pretty sure thats just called falling over

[@thebotdestroyer852]

10:26 “Is Olivyer a person? Is Olivyer an emotion? We don’t know.”

[@12341170]

Surprisingly 'failed democracy' worked through the voting system and had a good life....

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@thelegion4698]

It honestly hurt not hearing him say "Hey there friends, my name is Kevin". I waited a solid 30 seconds for a lot start but no such luck.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@WaterSodaaaaa]

:(

[@obo5059]

It was taken from a stream, so I guess we'll have to wait for our daily dose of "Hey there friends" in the next video.

[@gamithemighty5932]

"YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ROBBED A BANK WITH A TOY GUN WHILE WEARING A MINECRAFT HAT" "WHAT???" to be fair Kevin they ARE your followers... is it really that surprising?

[@marymelancholia1838]

Ah, it's Bitlife again. That's nice. 🙂

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@21donuts]

my exact thoughts

[@hagrid3348]

@@mudkipalpharius subscribe to hagrid

[@ursidaera9627]

its such a small thing but as a non-binary person who uses neopronouns, it was nice to see kevin just choosing to use olivia's name because he wasn't sure how to pronounce zir pronouns :'] making the effort to not misgender even a fictional character matters man, im glad the community seems to be so supportive and inclusive of trans people

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

Yeah kevin's community is weirdly accepting of us, honestly no idea how he lucked into such an accepting audience when plenty of other creators haven't

[@kiposowilo1131]

As a nonbinary person it was super nice to see Kevin be careful not to misgender Olivia We stan a respectful disaster boi

[@Anna-zi7sx]

Yeah!

[@smilesfoutch6996]

Everyone was so evenly matched when it came to all choices but crime

[@danyrista]

Imagine being stuck with all of Kevin's Oc's 🏃‍♂️💨 Edit : wow thanks for all the like everyone TT much love

[@sherprix_8889]

I mean, being stuck with Jim, grognak the destroyer attorney at law, default and failed democracy sounds like a good time to me 👀

[@vetreas366]

@@sherprix_8889 All five seconds until one murders or eats you... or goes for a combo of the two. It all depends on the 73rd decimal number taken from Betelgeuse's temperature that day in degrees Celsius...

[@yuki97kira]

Imma be close to turg all the time and hope the insane one because of how bad their lives had gone, and the insane one that loves to murder will take pity on turgs good look and kindness

[@danyrista]

@@sherprix_8889 Lmao yeah- just stay away from Dear Leader and you'll be fine- 👀👄👀

[@danyrista]

@@yuki97kira indeed, turg is one hell of a good lookin gentleman

[@yeehawgaylord7655]

This video is like playing video games with a friend or older sibling that is horrified by everything that is done. An amazing idea

[@witchofatheystreet3579]

'Oh look at the poll, what a suprise...!" Come on kev you really should expect this from us 😂 Same goes for the attacking people, crying, escaping prison, love & Crime ect 🤣

[@chilidog2469]

I have a strong suspicion someone in the chat saw the teacher’s name “Mrs. Handy” and at least one person said “Handy’s Nuts”

[@ByteDeity]

This proves that Call Me Kevin isn't the sadistic one, it's his fan base.

[@yeeyee2278]

0:20 "you just click on the little mouse *squeak squeak squeak*" Uhmmmm... Kevin... I have some news for you

[@S_R_S08]

Sperm cell

[@victorfischer6176]

@@lordogaming0998That depends on how old you are. All I can say is that, is a white substance that’s probably all over your bed

[@318._.Cashhh]

@@lordogaming0998it’s a sperm cell

[@koteczek7547]

"You click on the little mouse, squick squick squick", Kevin is so innocent 😭😭

[@davidbass6780]

"Hey big bro" *Step dad grabs whip* "Oh, big bro. What are you doing?"

[@gr8cescale]

14:20 "Everything, including syphilis" Put that shit on a T shirt

[@Nathan_p68]

I like how Kevin is happy about his viewers being really good at crime

[@callmeturg]

Day 116 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@IamaPERSON]

Hi friend

[@bramjansen969]

Day 6 of calling call me turg epic

[@MissSweetieShortie]

Omg.me

[@expresso9522]

I was honored to be apart of these amazing decisions

[@ItsKam]

I love that Brandon Fraiser is still in Kevin's room and is a means for moral support in his videos

[@td4972]

I love how when playing kevin makes all these decisions on his own, but when chat is in control he's suddenly worried about how crazy everyone is. 🤣

[@acabosasha]

Every Bit Life video Kevin masters his sugarbaby personality

[@YuBeace]

I like how this is even more chaotic than just Kevin picking the worst option. Like yes, generally chat goes for the worst option, but what about… second worst? What about that one moment they feel nice? Keeps you on your toes.

[@beccgah]

How can anyone dislike CallMeKevin video? They're always so wholesome. Lord and saviour Jim did not make me write this.

[@nateharris9375]

Kevin should try to become the boss of the Irish mob in this

[@kazooturtle]

Day 39 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.

[@TheCommanderTaco]

Day 1 of asking for Saints Row Gat out of Hell.

[@cory3348]

off-topic but i love ur pfp :)

[@kazooturtle]

@@cory3348 Oh, thank you!! OMORI is a great game. :)