Bitlife but I try to become a social media star

I try to become a social media star in Bitlife. As in real life, I will do whatever it takes.
Twitch: / callmekevin
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Twitter: / callmekevin1811
Instagram: / callmekevin1811
Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin

[@matthewguerrero8739]

“I love and understand this video”- A satisfied real human who is really real

[@genma200sj]

How do you do, my fellow RealHuman?

[@sebastianyu5383]

Steven Johnson quite well my very real human fellow human

[@floodedmars8126]

“I love and understand this video.” - A real life human 100% satisfaction guaranteed

[@Kanye.kanye.fan351]

hi human

[@namelastname766]

@@genma200sj How do you do, my fellow RealHuman?

[@Fatman221]

“I love and understand this video.” - A real person 100% satisfaction guaranteed

[@ral8964]

This is a copy

[@ral8964]

Word for word

[@Stlth_p0x]

Ral Ard thats the joke....

[@untournevisplatquelconque5402]

Click here if you are not a robot 👇 Look i don't have idea ok

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

"I love and understand this post" - A real person 100% satisfaction guaranteed

[@arvidisdal1374]

I love and understand this video!

[@JJAwesomes]

I love and understand this video.

[@TheMemeCompany]

I love and understand this video - Not a Robot

[@Yannopill]

Yes fellow homo sapien.

[@zephydeffy6357]

I love and understand this video too, fellow Non-Robotic-Homo Sapien

[@riverswing2502]

I love and understand this comment - Not a Robot

[@Jerkfaceman]

I too love and understand this video -also not a Robot

[@Thelivery]

I don’t love and understand this video -Not a Malfunctional Robot

[@Nakagolas]

“I love and understand this video.” - A real person assembled out of purely robot parts.

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

1k and only one comment?

[@Duncan9910]

@@DooDooWater9732-n5z now 2

[@Goofy.Ahh.Kid.]

I Love And Understand This Video.

[@ingotheile-rasche779]

​​@@Goofy.Ahh.Kid.I Love and understand this cult

[@fundamentalpain5565]

“I love and understand this video.” - sack of human flesh

[@bigbig6773]

Fundamental Pain agree

[@64BitsFromHell]

That is a very deep and interesting statement. Me, a genuine human being, agrees with you, fellow human.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

I do believe that is a fundamentally correct statement

[@Gaming1Doge]

"I love and understand this video.” - A real person, not an eternally dancing dog born from a test tube made in a laboratory in Detroit.

[@ThymeHere]

Lmao what

[@turntechhh]

"I love and understand this video." - Totally an actual human being.

[@craiggamingmore270]

Ok

[@littlecreature2956]

Ok

[@mossmortis]

Ok

[@normalperson1642]

"I love BUT do not understand this video." - Paid only half the promised sum

[@woodfine]

Wait you got paid, all of mine got "lost in the mail"

[@angelacarty418]

@@woodfine wait you guys were promised payment? I just got 15 minutes out of the basement

[@stinkyrottenlemonade2888]

Angela Carty 15!? I got 3!

[@mazdamx-5]

You guys are getting paid?

[@CrumbDemo]

You got to stay in the basement? I got the dungeon

[@XavierClancy-kh5ou]

This video is 3 years old, so I don’t know if anyone still reads to comments, but at the 18min 28s mark an asteroid hit Zimbabwe

[@Mahgosh]

yes

[@rima6109]

yes

[@lunathebudgie5518]

yes

[@xxIDontKnowxx]

yes

[@mikaelmonteiro6189]

yes

[@fourpointthreefive]

Wasn't paying attention, dead ass thought his name was 'Infleunza' and was waiting for Kevin to try and kill the guy with as many horrible diseases as possible

[@FirstLast-cw6tz]

That's a good guess, considering its Kevin.

[@user-wi5ib4hi9z]

same

[@ahobbit1273]

I thought the same thing!

[@Tresquall]

Aye, same.

[@AlphaLama.]

"I love and understand this video." - A real human 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

[@liskasvkking6261]

"ja milujem a rozumiem tomuto videu" - pravý človek, 100% satisfikovaný slovakia edition

[@rosegraham5780]

Hahaha dobre

[@chkingvictim]

diversity win!

[@plsbepatientihaveadhd]

«я люблю та розумiю цє відео» реальна людина, 100% задоволення, українська версія

[@Jaehwaneh]

“I love and understand this video” - A human BEAN

[@greenjar3698]

Yes

[@eduptusgradelius2893]

In the second i heared that sentence, i know i had to like this comment and i know it will exist

[@Ouba1]

A BEAN!

[@deadzone1025]

I love and understand this comment -A Human BEAN

[@dragonkyuu]

“I love and understand this video” - A real human 100% satisfaction guarantee

[@craiggamingmore270]

Ok

[@daphnexlove98]

I’ll be waiting for “Bitlife Controls My Sims” video forever😂😍

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Someday it will come, someday. It would be the ultimate crossover episode, that's for sure.

[@iwatchvidswithmydog8107]

“I love and understand this video” - The French person from Russia

[@candykyujung]

You mean Ian Fluencer? Because Kevin put up Russia's flag instead of France's?

[@zenthossohtnez8331]

I love and understand this video.

[@nickynicky009]

I dont understand this oediv

[@zenthossohtnez8331]

@mother russia SENOR SENORITA

[@craigscraig651]

Vladimir croissant

[@SnivillusLupin]

Kevin being upset because he doesn't have any stalkers is obviously forgetting he has followers that write fanfiction about him, which is probably even more creepy.

[@Yttriummm]

This is the comment that made me write Kevin fanfiction😔

[@Pixel_673]

“I love and understand this video” - A real person and totally not 20 cats in a tracksuit

[@callmebongos]

@@dream_pup_8310 i don't remember asking

[@dream_pup_8310]

@@callmebongos ok

[@alexjohnmason7107]

@@callmebongos thats just rude....

[@callmebongos]

@@alexjohnmason7107 Where are the askers my friend?

[@Pharry_]

Last time I believed someone like this, I got mugged by 20 cats in a tracksuit. But what are the odds it happens again? I believe him.

[@parzivalthewanderer9687]

“I love and understand this video.” -Real Person, Not A Bot.

[@jamlordjammedup937]

I love and understand this video

[@NamesDontMatter1992]

And watch it all the time

[@Daxthefox_YT]

I love and understand this comment

[@RoundyBoi5162]

"i dont care if my dad died, im banned from twitter!" 🤣

[@coolguy191]

“The grim reaper will never get me!” Famous last words

[@albert-su4ux]

“I love and understand this video.” - A real person 100% satisfation guaranted

[@Samurai_-fg9gg]

STEAL

[@l2488l]

I love and understand this video. _I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns._

[@engreem9281]

Sorry if this is out there. But is your name Mia? That's something my friend Mia used to say alot, the "I am a bot..." bit

[@CoushattaL]

"I love and understand this video." - Totally a complete human person.

[@tryongaming7572]

Coushatta Person ag

[@tryongaming7572]

Coushatta Person ag

[@pradyumnap]

“I love and understand this video.” - A real person 100% satisfaction guaranteed

[@maximodubs4189]

Amo y entiendo este video -una persona 100% real, satisfacción garantizada, edición española

[@acidic_moth]

“I love and understand this video.”-A real human being 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

[@floodedmars8126]

“I love and understand this video.” - A real life human 100% satisfaction guaranteed

[@xxthexboxnoobxx4174]

“I love and understand this video” -100% real human Note: I’m legally obligated to tell you that I failed the captcha test but please ignore this

[@lookimnotracistbut5695]

Even I fail it sometimes... this man is def not a bot

[@FlareToga76]

same

[@rizzler1986]

"go away! I don't care if my father died! I'm banned from Twitter!"

[@killjoy_moon]

*gets promoted to head waiter* “I DON’T GIVE A ****-“

[@Themunnyman]

I love and understand this video so much! Thank you Kev

[@cyberbxarb]

"I love and understand this video." - Totally a living organism.

[@rynevanvliet-brown7054]

"I love and understand this video." -Me, a real person.

[@husband-of-chinggis]

your pfp is a mood

[@Gaming1Doge]

18:13 VERMIN SUPREME, THE DENTAL DICTATOR, HE'LL GIVE US ALL FREE PONIES

[@jsheehan7]

"I love and do not understand this video"-I only got paid half.

[@Crimson-_-blaze]

The budget ran out

[@ghosteii6481]

v a p e c a g

[@SuperGameplayer21]

@@ghosteii6481 c a g

[@ghosteii6481]

@@SuperGameplayer21 SSSHHH

[@Vyzion2020]

Wait you guys got paid....?!

[@AJ-ib3re]

Kevin: "I don't have a stalker" Me, Kevin's Stalker: *heartbroken*

[@ahuman9519]

Sad stalker hours

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

We are in this together, brother.

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

@@Giga-Igga1 He think we all live in neighborhood just by coincidence.

[@ahuman9519]

I’m just in his basement he lets me watch the videos though

[@ahuman9519]

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[@cluelesscanadian8229]

“I love and understand this video.” - a real person

[@centurion756]

I am a big fan of your videos -nicky

[@capralmarines4043]

@@centurion756 I watch them all the time - Nicky

[@IamaPERSON]

I'm just making a random comment -I am a PERSON

[@abdulelahalamri3657]

I love and understand this video. - another real person

[@centurion756]

@@capralmarines4043 lol -totally real person and not a bit at all

[@jokingosprey666]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the amount of effort this youtuber puts into his/her videos. So understandable 😂♥️👏👍😂♥️👏👍

[@Dermic0]

the way you sed he/her makes it sound like a real bot snd the fact that it was super veuge

[@mcnic5521]

His/Her?

[@jokingosprey666]

@@Dermic0 ikr

[@jokingosprey666]

@@mcnic5521 I was pretending to be a bot

[@mcnic5521]

@jokingsprey666😄😄. I saw this comment and forget I replied so I was about to write bot

[@OhGasmicGaming]

“I love and understand this video” - cute323

[@achro6885]

“I love and understand this video” - A real human 100% satisfaction guaranteed

[@craiggamingmore270]

Ok

[@CJ-th9yf]

I love and understand this comment

[@XZ-ws2ed]

We need to start this on all his videos

[@wolfcrew2608]

“You thought this series was dead didn’t you? Guess what I LIVED FECKER” Must have been one of the best subtle fast subliminal messages I have ever had the pleasure to witness. I fecking love low budget version of “The Sims”

[@Ampog-he9gr]

We have also lived fecker. Thanks for sharing

[@Kaybug150]

It really IS low budget "Sims". I'm a major "Sims" player, and when I'm away from my computer, and bored, I play a ton of BitLife on my phone. :P

[@NylonBrony]

“I love & understand this video.” -Definitely a real human being

[@randomramblings101]

Kevin: "If you were born in 1994 and you're balding, that's very unfortunate." Me: "I love and understand this video."

[@cyanideburns2744]

I cried XD

[@roxygaming5968]

Ian's strategy of "post, get trolls, demand trolls meet him in person, ask them out" is certainly an interesting one. But hey, everyone has hobbies.

[@monopium1]

“Amo y entiendo este video”- from Spanish man who lives in China

[@Ok-rd1zd]

Major Failure is correct

[@monopium1]

@@Ok-rd1zd get a life

[@Ok-rd1zd]

@@monopium1 Joke.

[@samsonthe80yearoldhedgehog62]

@@Ok-rd1zd that doesnt mean u shouldnt go get one

[@Ok-rd1zd]

@@samsonthe80yearoldhedgehog62 Joke.

[@quix2971]

“I love and understand this video” -Sammy Fluencer

[@5litrebo710]

No thanks. Stupid Sammy. Justice for Ian

[@deadiydemon7398]

Hey

[@5litrebo710]

Ok

[@XENOWOLFI]

I love and understand going to newest comments and looking at the overwhelming amount of people saying “I love and understand this video”

[@rommarone1025]

“i don’t love nor understand this video” -rt game’s bots

[@fluffiest4304]

"Oh that didn't quite land, we'll just edit that out like my other failures" Kevin after making his original username zXNoRegretzzXz

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@fluffiest4304]

@@IamaPERSON thank yah I wasn't expecting it tbh

[@chrisvisser-fee2631]

I thought "Ian Fluencer" was a pun on "influenza" and the joke was he was going to go viral.

[@pnutimusthe1st]

It is. ”internet influencers” The shitty ones that manipulate kids are a virus and spread like one influenza to be exact.

[@WarioBrosExtraEntertainment]

@@pnutimusthe1st jesus

[@tashkent561]

69th lime m8

[@noneri]

hOW MANY LIMES??

[@Cosmic_Ray_]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@iyasizova5402]

This is 100% not a robot comment, but as a not-native-English-person, I defenetly love and understand this video

[@E03H]

“I forgot I had a criminal record for holding that mans hand” Gay men in 1940 be like

[@callouskay]

Unfortunately it's still applicable today 😭

[@AllyMarie_123]

"I don't have a stalker!" *Good. He suspects nothing..*

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

Yeah. We're save.

[@wisnusyah6608]

Any recommendation on good stalking spots ? The back alley is too full.

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

@@wisnusyah6608 I tried the back alley as well, there were at least fifty people there. I used the flag pole across the street with a pair of binoculars.

[@JotaC]

@@dwarfbombgaming8250 damm you guys are SICK. I watched all that from the tree and I was very angry.

[@RynBlxxd]

I love and understand this video. -a totally very real person instead of an alien who abducts humans for experimenting in disguise

[@thedynamicdoggo4155]

“Its French” *shows picture of russian flag*

[@potato8397]

It’s America 🇨🇦

[@wafflekiller5148]

@@potato8397 no it’s Japan 🇮🇲

[@keano4513]

@@wafflekiller5148 Wait... is that a Nazi flag

[@mizmimaroses]

@@keano4513 That's the isle of man flag, but it's quite small so I understand the confusion lmao

[@potato8397]

@@wafflekiller5148 true

[@PunkraiGames]

I love and understand this video ‘Select all images with a traffic light’

[@CarbonatedCondensation]

Every time I rewatch this, I think he’s trying to name the kid influenza, like the flu.

[@Parrot5884]

The amount of times the drop-kicking-baby footage has come in handy is concerning

[@parzival8061]

“I love and understand this video” -please help KEVIN HAS LOCKED ME IN HIS BASEMENT OH GOD HE-

[@pelusouwu]

"Yo amo y entiendo éste vídeo"- una persona real que totalmente no es un bot pretendiendo ser un humano

[@wewbie]

“I love and understand this human.” -a robot who cannot process why everyone is saying this but has decided to try and blend in

[@gadzoman4970]

I got stroke

[@gadzoman4970]

Reading this

[@MasonStevens9863]

Me

[@MasonStevens9863]

Too

[@kenkaneki0678]

No

[@Dermic0]

i love and understand this video” a person who definitely doesn’t have 100 people in their basement and is trying to not be suspicious

[@tialynn7699]

Kevin: “I might sign up as a dishwasher just to get surgeries.” *Becomes head manager 57 years later*

[@grass7864]

The American experience

[@Shay_the_elmental_idiot]

"I love and understand this video" Totally a real human and not a 1000 sentient bees

[@PoeticLizard]

Kevin: It’s..French Me: I love and understand this video

[@charlesgurley7030]

“I love and understand this video.” - A refurbished kicked by Kevin baby

[@twinterx1236]

"How do i disown my father" this is sofunny for some reason

[@nevaansbooks2078]

9:17 I was kind of expecting him to take out the ukulele despite the fact that this video is 3 years old.

[@DJGAMEZchannel]

ME TOO LOL

[@kezcoz2475]

“I love and understand this video”- totally a human and definitely not a bot

[@jsra09]

"I can't even afford to go to the emergency room" cries in American

[@mamabear9646]

The Collective ERs have to treat you even if you can’t pay

[@justingick4218]

@@mamabear9646 then around 5 weeks later you get a nice bill in the mail

[@domino4843]

@@justingick4218 Even if you aren't paying for it up front, nothing's free.

[@AniGaAG]

@@domino4843 Well. _In America_ health is a purchasable product, yes. Where I live, with my completely standard and affordable health insurance, I never pay for my doctor visits, or even that ER visit I had in a while back. That whole "I won't go to the doctor because I can't afford it" is very predominantly an American thing; most of the modern Western world moved past such things.

[@domino4843]

@@AniGaAG "never pay for my doctor visits", "affordable health insurance". Pick one, you can't have it both ways.

[@hopepapernacky]

How does Kevin always think that someone dying is him dying, when the screens look nothing alike?

[@brandonmaris2420]

"the grim reaper is never gonna take me" *dies instantly*

[@thatfalloutghoul7048]

I love and understand this comment

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

Famous last words.

[@brandonmaris2420]

@@thatfalloutghoul7048 I love and understand this reply

[@thatfalloutghoul7048]

@@brandonmaris2420 I love and understand this reply to a reply

[@brandonmaris2420]

@@thatfalloutghoul7048 that's a lot of love and understanding, I love and understand this

[@draconicgoatOwO]

I love and understand this video. Sincerely, Very normal human bean- I mean, being. Definitely not a moth in disguise. I totally don’t fly towards any significant light source that I can see. I do human things, like, uhhh, love and understand this video!

[@gaymer2574]

"I love and understand this video." - A real human person man who is very really real and watching this video

[@simongivenchi4062]

iuiniuu

[@zenthossohtnez8331]

I love and understand this video.

[@irishhamiltonmemes6748]

Bot

[@nicolecarranza2212]

I’m waiting for just a spam of people saying “I love and understand this video”

[@scwirpeo]

I love and understand this video

[@centurion756]

I love and understand this video ❤

[@pineayanami]

I love and understand this video

[@nicolecarranza2212]

Just to let all of y’all know,, I love and understand all of you 💛

[@centurion756]

@@nicolecarranza2212 lies

[@mynormalaccount2643]

4:14 Lets hope is real first name isn't Ben.

[@thiccslaps6044]

This video speaks to me on a molecular level, I love these nature documentaries. Keep them coming Jon!

[@SportsZone300]

wat

[@JayWalk_Official]

Jon is the next David Attenborough, I'm calling it now!!

[@deehydrated]

@@SportsZone300 did u watch the video XD

[@somerandomgamer8504]

"I love and understand this video" Now where's my check-

[@Peshy_]

"I have no strong feelings about this video" - a neutral human being

[@birdborealis69]

Default? Is that you?

[@autonomous2010]

@@birdborealis69 It's Default's Cousin: Baseline.

[@mrdooce7053]

This video made me feel alright A real human who is definitely not a bot and had real emotions

[@wintersnightlazzo]

"I love and understand this video" - Definitely a humanoid and not an alien, 2021

[@spursamn]

I am legally obligated (one might say programmed) to say "I love and understand this video."

[@analisamireles144]

Kevin: "the reaper will never take me" literally one second later: *dies* Kevin: 👁👄👁

[@antimatter__5304]

I love and understand this video (Don't forget to pay for this Kevin)

[@reneeischill8488]

I really thought he meant “influenza” for the kid’s name

[@Cameron115]

Yeah I was just thinking; "Influencer or Influenza..." I was starting to wonder if Influencer was a word or that I was mispronunciating something lol

[@pamelaelias5105]

Same

[@vinnyg3143]

@@Cameron115 it's called Viral for a reason

[@bobbyding6403]

i still dont get it someone wanna explain

[@Cameron115]

@@bobbyding6403 hes named the character Ian Fluencer (Influencer) as explained by the fact that they do YT, Twitter etc as an influencer.

[@itstkb8061]

kevin is basically a life simulator master at this point

[@CaptainWobbs]

Ian: *Shakes hands like a normal human* underhanded1953: “Assault!”

[@psychohippie]

“I love and understand this video”

[@MTI_]

I love, and understand this video. And I am totally, 100% legitimately not a bot. Trust me.

[@obamagaming7789]

I too love and understand this video fellow nonbot

[@Alavrado]

EmperorMTI I like this comment fellow non bot

[@jessekwb5035]

Ah yes, I see you are a 100% legitimate non-bot as well.

[@OddsShroom]

This video is quite amazing, fellow nonbots

[@junotaylorthetrans1064]

Beep boop bop?

[@PixarNerdStudios]

“I love and understand this video” - a person who is upset because everyone else did this joke

[@halfdraco7765]

The joke only works if everyone does it, so don't be too ashamed

[@arandomguy88_79]

69th like yay!!!!

[@ofirgutnick2830]

Whyd you capitalize "understand"

[@xavierwilson1260]

is bot

[@boobooplays7289]

the grim reaper will never take me: kevin's famous last words 1 prayer for ian 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@darsonosumitomo7328]

"I love and understand this video" -A human who has passed the human verification test.

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Thanks Doraemon

[@lai_cheej]

I love and understand this video.

[@ericagoodwin3514]

I love and understand this video. - Totally not my cat Smokey stepping on my keyboard.

[@Provlematic]

"I love and understand this video." -a totally real person who is so proud of Kevin and so happy for his success (no agner)

[@In-unvisible]

Ah yes agner

[@JaydeeArrr]

Agner

[@MaxerV19]

​@@JaydeeArrrCHAFF

[@DaisyChainz]

"I love and understand this video" - A totally real human being that is living in real life

[@DaisyChainz]

Thanks for 62 likes! - A human

[@stormiikisses.0001]

"I love, and understand this video." "How do I disown my father?" "Tiktok dance collage" popular topics of today

[@TinkysToybox]

“I love and understand this video” - not a bot, definitely a human being

[@iain4194]

Him: Ian Fluencer All I heard was "influenza"

[@TheRikd7]

Hahahahaha I was about to write this 🤣

[@Mauu7n7]

I love and understand this video

[@SuperSulinka]

“I love and understand this video” - A living person who has not received any form of currency for this comment

[@thenuttyknight1188]

I am the 421st like.

[@wannabuysomememes8882]

@@thenuttyknight1188 so

[@nathandoherty01]

This guy makes bitlife videos so entertaing hopefuuly my bitlife vids will be this funny one day ahah, great vid from him

[@googol181]

@@thenuttyknight1188 you’re like hitlers mom

[@santhaikrisanaruxpani6119]

XD

[@Mimi-kx1sz]

This is a hate comment for Kevin, meet me at the circus definitely not for a date or anything just so we can hold hands really hard

[@sora_keychain5510]

Dang it. Beat me to it

[@sairaskynx2247]

KEVIN CHANNN

[@WhiteJeezus]

Don't worry, we can all put hate comments out and he'll meet up with us each personally

[@anniedangerface]

Can I add my hatred to the pot and we can all have a group date?

[@Mimi-kx1sz]

Default's Ghost everyone’s invited, we’ll all have our turns date-I mean bullying Kevin