I let 5,000 people turn me into a psychopath in Bitlife

[@ballistichorse6221]

I feel bad for the one person in the chat trying to give him a good life.

[@LynnAgain83]

Right! 🤣

[@Vyansya]

They're the guardian angel

[@yaybrittanyrai21]

@@octopusgentleman2562 good job baby peanut

[@LoveBunn]

I tried at the beginning, but quickly gave up 😂

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

ya gotta know Kevin's fans pick the best but worst options

[@psyducktective]

I like to imagine as he pushed his step-dad off that ledge he said “it’s just a prank, bro”

[@hofficalz]

And step-dad's all "What are you doing step-bro?"

[@flowersandcheesecake1710]

@@hofficalz It’s step-son actually That makes thing more cursed

[@hofficalz]

@@flowersandcheesecake1710 shdhdhs my brain does not work apparently :'D but yeah it totally does

[@ukeleleguitar2087]

More like "its just a prank Haaaaaaaan"

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@ukeleleguitar2087 More like, BORE RAGNORAK

[@ricasibulo6507]

biting the bully's lip was the enemies to lovers trope we've been missing out on all along

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@user-xu1fp6sp3k]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@kweenturdle]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@AceMatthew25414]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@frogPond_]

i genuinely love how there was like nothing surprising about what chat chose each time.

[@ava_marie_v]

We did choose to go to the doctor a few times, which I feel was a bit surprising. But yes, it was mostly the chaotic options.

[@colonelduck6211]

We’re in Kevin’s cult, it’s expected lmao

[@linguicaguy]

@@ava_marie_v Which at that point, it isn't even chaotic anymore.

[@flamingdog9207]

Hell, purely from my experience in the Twitch Plays Pokemon community(along with just Twitch chat in general), I pretty much knew how it was all gonna play out. But much like TPP back in the day it was still entertaining as hell

[@ILuvAyeAye]

I don't know, choosing beg zir to stay over attack zir genuinely shocked me. I guess chat truly loved Olivia all along.

[@big_bad_raj]

Kevin's almost as proud of his Bitizen membership as he is of his Geoguesser premium account

[@dragon_girl12]

I can see him during the next Irish lads stream. "Did you guys know I have a premium Geoguessr account?" "They called me the Bitlife king in twitch chat."

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@VLH92]

@@hagrid3348 are you a pokemon?

[@hagrid3348]

@@VLH92 obviously

[@vividandlucid]

@@dragon_girl12 "They used to call me the Bitlife King back in college"

[@theotherVLF]

"Yeah, YOLO, but also you know...... YOLO." New inspirational quote.

[@lukeklo]

this is deep

[@blutooths6581]

Slap that on a t shirt

[@randomidiot9658]

Also "i gave you everything including sypihilis"

[@vetreas366]

Lonely Island said it best: "YOLO: You Oughta Look Out"

[@BentleyS6336]

@@randomidiot9658 I want merch of that

[@bangus978]

“I don’t know whether to meet the love of my life or commit some crimes?” -Jim Pickens probably

[@psyducktective]

I mean he wouldn’t have met the love of his life without committing murder

[@ahobbit1273]

Grim: “Why not both?”

[@FloridaGuy53]

Jim Pickens and his children vs Thanos and his children Who wins?

[@bangus978]

@@FloridaGuy53 I mean we saw Jim impregnate people with just his mod commands so my money is on him

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@bangus978 Okay, what if the Infinity Gauntlet (with all of the stones) is the prize?

[@pliny3161]

Wow, he was pretty unlucky to begin with if getting covered in bee stings actually improved his appearance

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@angelaoriel5912]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@hayatobun]

Ｈａｙａｔｏ

[@smilemore1997]

@@hayatobun Hayato H A Y A T O Hayato.

[@jennb1398]

Free Botox!!

[@brooklynnk8667]

“We are ugly as shit unfortunately” me talking to myself while looking in the mirror every morning.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

@@hagrid3348 I see you everywhere

[@LynnAgain83]

*Sigh* same

[@WaterSodaaaaa]

Same

[@AceMatthew25414]

Same

[@ZombieSazza]

“I gave you syphilis but I also gave you a watch…” I’m ugly cry laughing, what an amazing sentence

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@theonlybilge]

Gave a watch to an insane person, that makes it okay.

[@ilpensatore1462]

"I gave you everything I had...included syphilis"

[@willowwilliams498]

@@hagrid3348Hagrid

[@Mr-Green0]

(Laughs very hard) At least she has something to know when's her medication.

[@capitancuba8962]

Chat: *chose to take the driving test only to pick the dumbest answer*

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@kaydwessie296]

@@hagrid3348 Kay Dwessie

[@funnythehaha]

@@J685C sub to obi wan

[@yuki97kira]

@@hagrid3348 youre not as handsome as ps1 hagrid!

[@hagrid3348]

@@yuki97kira your right I am more handsome

[@renskedunnewold1995]

Headbutting someone's toes just sounds like getting kicked in the head but with more steps

[@Hayden_Lummus]

When you want to be kicked in the head but they won’t do it, so you do it for them

[@RiderLeangle2]

I feel like I should point out since it wasn't highlights worthy, but the guy who turned out to be a rat randomly asked to watch The Sopranos with us, in hindsight we realized maybe it was a "How do you do fellow mobsters" moment, this also made no impact on our decision to out him as a rat.

[@ballistichorse6221]

Honestly, getting out of a relationship with one of Kevin’s BitLife characters with just syphilis is pretty above average.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Sceptile29]

@@hagrid3348 couldn't agree more

[@stama8777]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@stama8777 subscribe to hagrid

[@smilemore1997]

@@hagrid3348 subject to termination

[@asanoodle1164]

I’m shaking and crying where’s our hey there friends

[@karinaszubert]

its clipped from a stream

[@iduska4328]

he doesn’t have friends on the streams. you see what they picked, you do the math

[@ellieactive5105]

@@karinaszubert oh thank god

[@theonlybilge]

Also shitting and pissing

[@Mr.Pink2.0]

i was in shock that Kevin didn't have his normal intro. I couldn't stop thinking about it while watching the video.

[@pliny3161]

"kick to the thyroid gland" - impressive, this child is more precise than most surgeons

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@jigokunohi6538]

@@hagrid3348 LEGO hagrid

[@pliny3161]

@@jigokunohi6538 PS1 Hagrid

[@itsmikoton]

@@pliny3161 PS2 Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@jigokunohi6538subscribe to hagrid

[@CesarTheKingVA]

Oh hey, I was the one who suggested "Working Democracy" as a name!

[@WaterSodaaaaa]

Cool! :D

[@aliveslice]

Makes sense, Cesar

[@PotatoPrem]

No Hagrid here? Potato?

[@whytho8856]

pog

[@cheeseandreading]

No you weren’t. What do you achieve from lying.

[@Vociferous]

Aw jeez, what can’t go wrong when Kevin’s decisions are at the hands of other people, only bad things could ensue

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@BillyDaBoi]

@@hagrid3348 yes Hagrid.

[@Levi_is_Smol]

Flashback to GTA chaos mod

[@travisscottburber5719]

Also what cant go wrong when kevin is in control

[@lenaheller6124]

I just love how twitch chat is indecisive about HOW to kill/attack someone and not IF they should do it. Truly Kevin's audience :D

[@elin9237]

I love how, when it's working out it is "us" and "we" but when it was failing it was "you". Great way to push the blame away while still reaping the benefits!

[@TheCommanderTaco]

1. I love how the father Noah died from smoking at a gas station lol. Not too bright a family, which makes sense why the mother names him failed. 2. I love how he was able to walk into the courthouse for a lawsuit when he was wanted, and won.

[@pandachick700]

Kevin’s acting like he didn’t raise us to act this way 😂👌🏼

[@FloridaGuy53]

He did seem bothered by the whole nun thing.

[@elizabethb4168]

@@FloridaGuy53 he's a good Catholic boy

[@big_bad_raj]

After watching this streams I began playing Bitlife on my own. I messed with a friend and he shot me in the head with a Gatling Gun. I was 5.

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

🤣👏

[@LE_Arasaka]

My step-sister threw a molotov at me, we were 5.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That happened to me too. I think I was five and my sister punched me in the stomach hard, killing me. I uninstalled that app afterwards

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

Thanks for the 3 likes. I feel accomplished

[@AgentTasmania]

Ah, America

[@thenaynaycat]

The chat was having too much fun with this one

[@RiderLeangle2]

We really were

[@FloridaGuy53]

Anytime when you can torment something with no consequences is a fun time.

[@lezabel]

I find it funny and sweet that Kevin doesn’t know how to use the neopronouns for Olivia so he just keeps saying zir’s name cuz he doesn’t want to be disrespectful but is probably confused

[@rennyalpha2147]

It's so sweet honestly

[@billsmith1068]

Your comment makes no sense

[@lezabel]

@@billsmith1068 Your reading comprehension skills are out of this world

[@billsmith1068]

@@lezabel Awh thank you the girl in the video would agree

[@bigware9588]

@@billsmith1068 But Zir wasn’t a girl. I know Zir is a fictional character, but there’s no need to be rude.

[@batcow3152]

Olivia was killed via the same methods used to kill the stepfather, how... poetic...

[@RandomPerson-pi9cu]

Gotta love how Kevin respects the gender identity of his fictional elderly partner who he is possibly planning to murder XD

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

He's a murderer not a bigot

[@lordarthur2165]

He is a murderer, not a horrible person

[@dyl5946]

like, sure he’s a murderer but atleast he respects pronouns

[@abigailchristenson388]

@@dyl5946 hes not a monster afterall!

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Even evil has standards.

[@big_bad_raj]

The best part of Kevin's Bitlife characters is always their names

[@AkshajVarma]

Haha

[@felixkalenskyy93]

First Twitch chat was tormenting Kevin with the GTA chaos mod, now they’re tormenting him with BitLife!

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@venicerealm]

We've come so far😁😊

[@smilemore1997]

How? If you didn’t know better you’d think Kevin was behind all of this.

[@brycesweat8838]

R.I.P. Miguel. All things considered you lived a pretty long life for being in a CallMeKevin video.

[@dandaropa]

2:41 so this is how democracy dies… with its child skipping the funeral

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@pedrovallefin8406]

You got it backwards. That's how democracy starts, with his father "not a democracy' dying. And of couse he would skip the funeral, after all democracy (particulary the flawed ones) have no memory.

[@avryantoinette]

Props to Kevin for just using Olivia's name when he didn't know how to pronounce zir pronouns. (Tbh, I haven't encountered "zie" either) EDIT: Please stop fighting in the replies. If you're hear to say something snarky about people you don't understand, just mosey along to the next comment. Kevin's fanbase is better than this.

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

@@theonlybilge it matters to real life non binary people to be represented and know they are respected.

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@@DirtyGeorge That describes you perfectly

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

@@DirtyGeorge You're still a real life edgy boy with mommy issues

[@chargenari]

@@DirtyGeorge oh so you ARE an edgy boy with mommy issues, since you called them a stalker ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ also as far as I know this community isn't very welcoming to bigoted people

[@Anna-zi7sx]

Ikr!

[@BooksToAshes]

Whenever Kevin looks up at the chat, it looks like he's speaking/waiting for God to answer, but it's just chat telling him to pick the worst options 😂

[@charmaineparsley7921]

Kevin's fans in real life: "OMG, we love you! Take care of yourself! If anyone bothers you we will hunt them down!" Kevin's fans in Bitlife: "Suffer!!!!!!!!!!"

[@ronnieloveshorror]

maybe im both >:D

[@JackPoppy]

Ah, my daily dose of Kevin. Just what the doctor ordered.

[@lokiwolf44]

Watching the chat slowly grow to care about failed democracy was almost my favourite part of this stream

[@kazooturtle]

Day 39 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.

[@TheCommanderTaco]

Day 1 of asking for Saints Row Gat out of Hell.

[@cory3348]

off-topic but i love ur pfp :)

[@kazooturtle]

@@cory3348 Oh, thank you!! OMORI is a great game. :)

[@abrasiveland4279]

I feel like Kevin jr, Asmr, Jim, and Echo are plotting something. They are just so suspicious sitting together like that

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@maxallaire7113]

alternate title: Kevin doesn't understand Neo-Pronouns so avoids them at all costs lmao (not hate, just had a giggle lol)

[@snifferrr]

i noticed that too lmao

[@cowboyanxiety]

hahaha yeah i think he just didnt want to mispronounce it (i have trouble with pronunciation of some myself and ill automatically feel bad if i get it wrong ..and im actually nb LMAO)

[@Levi89723]

When was this?

[@maxallaire7113]

​@@Levi89723 olivia (his characters 80+ nonbinary partner lmao) uses ze/zir pronouns in zir descriptions

[@imsadlol4528]

@@maxallaire7113 that’s ridiculous

[@ibulleti7948]

I love how he's playing the role of disliking all of these choices where if it was him it would be the exact same shit XD

[@nicestpancake]

I love how Kevin didn't want to slip up with Olivia's pronouns, so he kept calling zir Olivia. Sweet mans

[@crucified1969]

Noticed too during the stream. He's taken alot from chat i'm pretty sure. Kevin has, no doubt, the most trans positive chat i've ever seen in bigger communities on twitch. Literally haven't seen a shred of hostility or intolerance when trans issues are brought up and both i and Kevin himself seem confused about how so many good people gathered in his community despite him being known most for being jokingly toxic, both in choice based and online games, which you'd think would atleast gather a few assholes, and also Kevin himself not seeming to have been very educated on trans issues before starting twitch. The least transphobic big chats otherwise are in overtly left wing commentators like Hasanabi's chat, but they still have hella transphobia, just less bad than normal. Kevin just stumbled into having the best chat on twitch i guess.

[@cativ6289]

I would come out to Kevin before I were to come out to my family and friends - and they're actually supportive - I just think he'd be so excited and happy for me and it would give me so much seratonin

[@DirtyGeorge]

@@crucified1969 kevin doesn't talk about anything controversial so he gets more subscribers

[@crucified1969]

@@DirtyGeorge Sure he doesn't dip into politics more than some not so serious throwaway comments but he doesn't tolerate intolerance that much is clear if you've watched enough hours of his streams. He'll apologize immediately if anything targeting minorities slips onto his stream like idiots with racist/homophobic, and so forth, names in online games and what not, and immediately try and shield his audience. He also literally yelled out more angrily than i've ever heard him speak "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER!" when he found out JK Rowling didn't like trans people on his stream, and went on a rant about how he feels really sorry that's the case. Kevin is either not a person with strong opinions, or he deliberately witholds them as to not alienate his audience, which you know, fair enough since it's how he makes his money to live, and being the target of controversy on the internet is no fun. But one thing he's shown very clearly is there's a definite line you don't cross. You don't target minorities even as a 'Joke'. Something he seemingly has picked up from his chat, which is packed with volnurable people. He atleast has talked a couple of times about how the last year and a half of streaming has made him a more understanding and tolerant person.

[@likethelegendofth6212]

@@crucified1969 He has still slip up a few times by making triggered jokes (which while they lost their context they're still a very bad taste joke agaisnt people with trauma, specially PTSD) on various games and calling Democracy a "he" after doing the transition to a trans woman, though of course I don't hold this to hate him, he is one of my favorite youtubers because it's hard to find people that I'll enjoy their humor and don't keep minorities as jokes and keep calling slurs, so I'm very glad at the least like... I know he didn't use Olivia's pronouns + not mentioning someone's pronouns IS still misgendering if you keep it to a malicious/lazy extent, but knowing that he probably has only ever heard of neopronouns now (assuming he isn't part of any LGBTQ+ identity) it makes sense and it's warming enough to see him not make fun of it (since I know ppl outside of the community, hell, even within it, are hella transphobic when it comes to neos) or just misgender Olivia with other pronouns. That all said I'm just very glad I don't feel like I could just hear a slur I am called by others randomly while watching his daily uploads lol I think Jerma is very trans supportive too, if you're looking for more trans-acceptant spaces? I haven't got the hang of watching him but he was entertaining enough and my friend told me he has actively called out transphobia in chat. EDIT: OH YAH AND JUST IN CASE... I'm not trying to be aggresive so sorry if tone is lost ^^" I just like rambling a bit much, but I'm also glad to see a bit more than just neutrality from this CC

[@Kodisage]

“Idk if being a murderer is good for the military. Might not be the right temperament” Oh Kevin….

[@crucified1969]

Ikr

[@samcork831]

I was there at the stream and have watched this video two or three times and the "OH YEAHHHH... oh no oh no.." when you realized you gave zir syphilis still makes me laugh way harder than it should (13:06)

[@pagansbasin6657]

Would it have gone any better if Kevin controlled it?

[@Decimal_86]

Probably not...

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@charmich]

​@@hagrid3348hagrid

[@12341170]

Surprisingly 'failed democracy' worked through the voting system and had a good life....

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@callmeturg]

Day 116 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@IamaPERSON]

Hi friend

[@bramjansen969]

Day 6 of calling call me turg epic

[@MissSweetieShortie]

Omg.me

[@bloomingallium]

Poor olivia zie was literally just trying to exist but chat had it OUT for zem

[@BigKicksMix]

Chat: put democracy through hell by choosing the worst possibly options for them, picked Olivia for zir money and then gave zem syphilis Olivia: dumps democracy Chat: and we took that personally

[@DirtyGeorge]

You mean them

[@BigKicksMix]

@@DirtyGeorge no zir pronouns are zie/zir/zem

[@DirtyGeorge]

@@BigKicksMix zi don't understand what zou are saying

[@BigKicksMix]

@@DirtyGeorge that sounds like a you problem.

[@sadfrown]

I love how stressed he gets when he isn’t the one causing chaos

[@maxhydekyle2425]

The chat made the exact choices you'd expect Kevin's fans to make.

[@danyrista]

Imagine being stuck with all of Kevin's Oc's 🏃‍♂️💨 Edit : wow thanks for all the like everyone TT much love

[@sherprix_8889]

I mean, being stuck with Jim, grognak the destroyer attorney at law, default and failed democracy sounds like a good time to me 👀

[@vetreas366]

@@sherprix_8889 All five seconds until one murders or eats you... or goes for a combo of the two. It all depends on the 73rd decimal number taken from Betelgeuse's temperature that day in degrees Celsius...

[@yuki97kira]

Imma be close to turg all the time and hope the insane one because of how bad their lives had gone, and the insane one that loves to murder will take pity on turgs good look and kindness

[@danyrista]

@@sherprix_8889 Lmao yeah- just stay away from Dear Leader and you'll be fine- 👀👄👀

[@danyrista]

@@yuki97kira indeed, turg is one hell of a good lookin gentleman

[@raeofsunshite8789]

When Working Democracy dating Olivia is the only nonbinary rep you've seen in media this entire year-

[@lunak2433]

yeah I kept waiting for Kevin to use pronouns, hoping he'd use zir like the text had, but he just said "Olivia" every time. guess it could've been worse though, Kevin didn't say anything bad, just avoided pronouns which I think I can forgive since he was streaming.

[@avryantoinette]

@@lunak2433 Honestly, I think he did a good job because he might not know how to pronounce those pronouns. (I run into that problem with new neopronouns I haven't run into before haha.)

[@lunak2433]

@@avryantoinette yeah, and normally you'd just ask the person but he couldn't really do that here. I think he handled it well

[@yuki97kira]

@128 feral cats kevin is not racist or sexist. He killed everyone

[@blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhl]

@@lunak2433 shut,

[@hubertthefish9101]

Kevin has the mixed humor of a confused boomer and a “hip” gen z kid I call it Kevin. Because Kevin is special

[@saintsesame1287]

Kevin says "you" when bad things happen and "we" when good things happen. Society.

[@brandirose9145]

It's suspicious that you didn't say "Hey there" in the beginning. Is this Failed Democracy blaming us for giving them an exciting life?

[@ursidaera9627]

its such a small thing but as a non-binary person who uses neopronouns, it was nice to see kevin just choosing to use olivia's name because he wasn't sure how to pronounce zir pronouns :'] making the effort to not misgender even a fictional character matters man, im glad the community seems to be so supportive and inclusive of trans people

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

Yeah kevin's community is weirdly accepting of us, honestly no idea how he lucked into such an accepting audience when plenty of other creators haven't

[@laviniacrudu4172]

day 10 of asking kevin to play wolfenstein (my 50 year old dad's favorite game)

[@TheDumpDucker]

I support this proposal

[@lindsaykania106]

@@TheDumpDucker same

[@AlliedX]

Yes

[@johnkingston1337]

I’m me and I approve this message 👍

[@IamaPERSON]

I am a PERSON, and I support this comment

[@sunnex474]

15:29 Why can’t mobile BitLife be like this?

[@emily408]

Maybe he’s just phasing out of it but the lack of “hey there friends” is really throwing me off

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@M00NBL0SS0M]

it's cause it's a clip from a stream !

[@kiposowilo1131]

As a nonbinary person it was super nice to see Kevin be careful not to misgender Olivia We stan a respectful disaster boi

[@Anna-zi7sx]

Yeah!

[@Auridus]

I appreciate Kevin calling the lil swimmer a mouse. Gold.

[@iwillnotcomply1707]

I just wanted to point out that Noah Democracy died from an explosion while smoking at a gas station 🤣 don't smoke, kids. You'll explode.

[@hund7458]

don't smoke at gas stations* smoking otherwise will just give you cancer instead

[@Jupiter-T]

Well I'm assuming the gas lit on fire - that's why there's all the no smoking signs at gas stations.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I let people make my decisions and it went terribly wrong" Now I wonder, did it went wrong in "Hey Kevin, wear a maid outfit on camera" or wrong in "Hey Kevin, *eat soup* "

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@sidharthmenon3563]

Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@sidharthmenon3563 subscribe to hagrid

[@averymarshall6060]

OK but bitlife using neopronouns is so exciting

[@moonlightingjam]

I'm honestly surprised the character lived this long lmao.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin didn't say "hey there friend's my name is Kevin" is very sus this must be his clone

[@dragon_girl12]

It's Dan in a wig

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@peewee139]

it must be call me kevin clips

[@marcogonzales7070]

Among us😳

[@littlebytes4462]

Kevin: *Exposes someone as a rat that he didn't even know was actually a rat and gets approval from the mob boss* Also Kevin: "So you wanna hook up or what?"

[@Brizzle427]

I love how even when Kevin has no control he still ends up killing someone.

[@marymelancholia1838]

Ah, it's Bitlife again. That's nice. 🙂

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@21donuts]

my exact thoughts

[@hagrid3348]

@@mudkipalpharius subscribe to hagrid

[@yuki97kira]

Omfg that brandon fraser cutout in the background scared me for a bit. I thought an intruder was in kevins office for a few milliseconds

[@Failedlegend]

Headbutt his toes...im pretty sure thats just called falling over

[@abcdefgheat1888]

Day 197 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

[@ItsGemystic]

I didn't realize BitLife had added neopronouns and then I noticed Olivia being referred to as Zir and I was like YO????? BASED BITLIFE?????

[@ItsGemystic]

@@toad4411 it’s a neopronoun

[@ItsGemystic]

@@toad4411 okay toad from super mario

[@ItsGemystic]

@@toad4411 it leads me to believe you’re probably, like, ten. Also it’s fitting that you chose one of the most annoying characters in the Mario franchise to represent you

[@ItsGemystic]

@@toad4411 you could stop being so un-pogchamp

[@gatorfan556]

@@toad4411 kevin doesnt accept transphobia so leave

[@TheJncool]

Kevin when things go bad: “You did this” Kevin when you win a lawsuit: “We won” Kevin you scoundrel

[@thecumwithin8860]

“doesn’t sound good for a murderer to join the military” Jeffrey Dahmer: 👁👄👁

[@pandakatiefominz]

It's interesting how many murderers join the military

[@Wired_User]

Onision (probably): 👁👄👁

[@nicoledin7091]

I mean a big part of most military jobs is killing so 🤷‍♀️

[@sntt3404]

@@nicoledin7091 yeah if you aren't ready to be a murderer u probably shouldn't join the military bc that's what you're gonna become if there's a war

[@deathbringer9893]

@@nicoledin7091 actually not always you dont need to go and kill people

[@user-ht2mi4fv6g]

Your teeth are so very white Kevin. Strange thing to notice, I know, but what can I say? Them are some pretty white teeth.

[@wren6003]

my name is olivia irl . i am nonbinary irl . i was on the verge of shitting myself this entire video

[@gatorfan556]

@@thefirephoenix872 yes there is? Theres even biological sexes outside of male and female. Please go back to school if you cant even grasp simple concepts like that, child. Also kevin is openly and strongly ANTI-transphobia and supports the lgbt community so you are not welcome here whatsoever.

[@firewolf0065]

That's a normal thing when u watch him

[@JJamieGreyy]

I really appreciate how trans friendly and inclusive Kevin is, even if he doesn't understand something, he still tries 💞

[@chip8511]

Its oddly validating to me that Kevin used gender neutral pronouns for Olivia

[@EYESTRA1N]

I don’t think he used pronouns at all, I think he just used zir name

[@6ubble-gum]

He used they/them for Olivia. Granted he was in the midst of suggesting to chat that they kill zir for zir money but still.

[@mantazerted7155]

He did that because he's to nice to call it dumb and pointless

[@c0r3_3rr0r]

@@mantazerted7155 hey genius kevin is actively supportive of trans rights and doesn't want bigots in his audience, big surprise

[@mantazerted7155]

@@c0r3_3rr0r im ok with trans men and women but not non binary it has zero scientific bases

[@ardynizunia9709]

2:37 The forehead actually has one of the toughest bones in the human body and it is a TERRIBLE idea to go for it with a punch. Pretty much everywhere else on the head is a way better target. Punching someone on the forehead will most likely do next to no damage, and better yet, you might break your own hand in doing so if your alignment is even the slightest bit off or if you put a bit too much force behind that punch. It's similar to punching into a wall. So just punch people in the nose or the chin, way more effective.

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

Just don't punch people . . . Using your palm heel is just as effective in most areas with no risk of breaking your hand or wrist. But preferably don't get into situations where you have to hit people

[@santiagoaltieri6892]

Day 43 of asking Kevin to say "Hey there, feckers" instead of friends

[@jonnybamberg5692]

Unfortunately I cannot watch this video as my wife is asleep beside me and I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@jlastname1081]

First we were "friends", then we were "fans", and now we are just "people".

[@nosleepdumbsheep2889]

The rewatchability of this video is insane

[@supersungal2]

Huh, Olivia used zir/zem pronouns. That's pretty neato.

[@ma_gi]

4:19 Okay 😃 murder 🔪 it 🤪 is 🤩

[@MigattenoBlakae]

This week in Florida Man news: “Wanted killer gets botched penis enlargement surgery, successfully sues surgeon.”

[@hannahphillips6474]

Kevin starting his video with "Right. So." instead of "hey there friends!" I think a little part of my soul died

[@sweettaterfries]

“Eh Olivia will be fine” *Olivia wants to break up* “NO OLIVIA”

[@scooterbro9099]

I've never seen anyone so good at escaping prison in bitlife

[@ahobbit1273]

Kevin’s insistence on calling the sperm a mouse is weirdly hilarious

[@gamithemighty5932]

"YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ROBBED A BANK WITH A TOY GUN WHILE WEARING A MINECRAFT HAT" "WHAT???" to be fair Kevin they ARE your followers... is it really that surprising?

[@denizeralp1831]

"Bitlife but I let other people ruin my life" "Click" "Bitlife but I let 5000 viewers make the decision"

[@alexlyson3376]

'click' "I let 5,000 people turn me into a psychopath in Bitlife"

[@eneconFN]

Good job of avoiding to misgender Olivia

[@raisa1918]

Oh, my favourite thing from this stream was Kevin exclusively referring to Olivia by name because ze was non binary.

[@BJ-jh5is]

I’m starting to think that CallMeKevin is stealing from CallMeKevin Stream Just saying

[@ByteDeity]

This proves that Call Me Kevin isn't the sadistic one, it's his fan base.

[@smart7928]

i appreciate that kevin probably had no idea how to navigate olivia’s pronouns so he just kept addressing zir by zir full name lmao

[@thefirephoenix872]

He should of just said "her"

[@gatorfan556]

@@thefirephoenix872 boo hoo are you seriously offended that kevin isnt a transphobe? Grow up and leave, youre not welcome here

[@nerfasana]

@@thefirephoenix872 and thats why he is nice and you are not

[@thefirephoenix872]

@@nerfasana I'm nice. He just doesn't want to get hate

[@nerfasana]

@@thefirephoenix872 maybe he is actually a nice person. unlike you

[@mangird1]

We are ugly as shit unfourtunetly

[@logangreenson8158]

great vid i love and understand this video

[@Liv_Says]

I made it 80 years without an STD. Thanks Working Democracy for my first and last.