The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is a complete mess and it's my fault

[@theanxoiushero800]

Had my phone linked to my TV without realising, so you can imagine the horror on my face when I look up and see this 0:01

[@SVTOKO]

Lmfaooo 💀💀💀

[@garnetg.4720]

I almost did that...

[@bilbobaggins3984]

I hope your heart is ok after that. 😘

[@crossbones116]

Character creator: Exists. Kevin: Ah yes, enslaved monstrosity.

[@andrewbm7856]

crossbones116 made my day thanks

[@someonesomething7146]

Pretty sure everyone says that.

[@MiaCarvajalLlamas]

"Is he kept in a different prison?" Basically Kevin in every game, since he always seems to find a way to imprison his characters.

[@IamaPERSON]

That might be Jim you're thinking of.

[@smilemore1997]

I read this comment literally at the same exact time as Kevin said it xD

[@qzeq]

@@IamaPERSON Kevin is Jim's cover-up personality

[@rempanda]

Kevin somehow manages to turn every game in to Prison Management Simulator.

[@Jetfox967]

NordVPN: *enters sewer* Pennywise: *nervous sweating*

[@consumableoprphan7595]

God, it's Perfect

[@dakotaturner9701]

Kevin: *Makes the exact same joke about how no one would believe that the character he made could exist* Me: *Still laughs because he says it in a different enough way to be funny*

[@Username-mm8fk]

Walter

[@CyIe]

walter

[@IamaPERSON]

*Walter*

[@mups34]

Walter

[@thatsmyjam5328]

Jeff

[@behage2823]

“You can tell he’s special”😂

[@miskapiska2188]

Just like me

[@raymondwood6277]

He looks like Seymour clevage

[@lamedrawings]

I swear one of these days im going to cosplay as characters Kevin has made. Im just gonna show up on a convention where Kevin is and just start running at him. Whisper to his ears "You created me father, why?"

[@simulacrumdei6462]

Don't even need a mask

[@mx-kiddo4640]

You can never hope to match the holiness that is Jim Picken's appearance.

[@lamedrawings]

@@mx-kiddo4640 I thought it was a sin to dress up as a god?

[@mx-kiddo4640]

@@lamedrawings lmao you're right.

[@Desgaroth]

Here's a tip. Go as his character from Kenshi. Everyone will clear the way for you on your way to Kevin.

[@errorloading813]

"I'm an accident myself." "Takes one to make one." ~Call Me Kevin 2019

[@KrillWhisperer]

When he said it, I felt it on the spiritual lvl.

[@errorloading813]

@@KrillWhisperer same we are all happy little mistakes...

[@dejojoks2645]

@@errorloading813 dont you mean happy little accidents.

[@KrillWhisperer]

@@errorloading813 happy? speak for yourself mate.

[@KrillWhisperer]

@@dejojoks2645 personally I think both are correct, "accident" just less soul crushing to hear

[@kingdavid7516]

5:00 "He's just talking to the wall" Actually he has a 500 IQ and he's using the walls to echo his voice, confusing the intruder on his location, and if the off chance he sees him, he'll be even more confused.

[@FalconEye-sm2up]

*It hurt itself in its own confusion!!!*

[@D3sdinova]

@@FalconEye-sm2up now you made me sad for reminding me that my favourite pokemon zubat isnt in the new pokemon games anymore

[@FalconEye-sm2up]

Zubat's in a better place now

[@DeathnoteBB]

Desdinova Eternal light He isn’t? I didn’t get SWSH but didn’t even think about zubat not getting in. I know everyone hates them but I had a Zubat who grew into a Golbat as a kid. I always loved their line, their design and Golbat’s battle style worked well for me.

[@noobattempts]

We need the top ten hottest Theycallmekevin characters

[@SessVlogs]

If Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law isn’t #1, I will burn this place to the ground.

[@IamaPERSON]

Jim Pickens is definitely in the top three!

[@knatterking6577]

@@IamaPERSON dont forget jim pickone

[@zacharyheine4177]

Jim Pickens Grognak attorney at law Jim Picones Grognak (fallout newvegas) C.H.E.F Knife Grognak (fallout 3) Jog Manson Potato Fecker Jim Mount of Olives

Jim pickens Grognak Jog Mansen Fallout New Vegas Character

[@Longshanks1690]

Buckle up, buckaroos. There's a new Daedric Lord in Town: Jim Pickens, Daedric Lord of Dungeons, Cults and Slavery.

[@sakii2254]

oh god *cowers in fear*

[@rnr7930]

Molag bal had some competition

[@Unprotected1232]

Since Pickens is now a monarch you might add king and cult of personality. You also forgot: Vampirism Mermaidism Serial killer Philanderer Conspiracy theorist Absentee dad Child abuser Failed Veterinarian Corrupt police officer Restaurant owner Christmas Thief Inheritance "tax collector" Ex ghost Just to name a few.

[@plate_fox]

Shegorath and Jim would have a very fun fight thb

[@stockpin]

And his sidekick Grognak The Destroyer Attorney At Law

[@Tryinghisbestyeah]

Day one of asking Kevin to add Hagrid to The Pickens Household

[@Unprotected1232]

Oh dear leader, yes please add Hagrid to the family. Helter skelter all the way to the cult compound, baby.

[@convolutedpeppercorn1078]

Let's just hope that Santa won't eat him too

[@zacharyheine4177]

I fancy some tea

[@TheClarkChannel]

Reading this comment thread without any context must be very confusing

[@ayhuz]

@The Clark Channel lmao yeah

[@jayjhaveri1906]

6:56 Those punches sounds like the beats of "we will rock you"

[@roseofindigo7911]

Plot twist the guard could see you. It was just one of those "Maybe if I ignore him, he'll go away." Type situations. Either that or he was so scared and confused about seeing such an unrealistically beautiful creation he couldn't react.

[@woolfieMcP]

"As always you fail to disappoint me" *TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY*

[@krakenwarrior3237]

Wow Kevin is really tough, all my family died to the man flu, including me. Kevin is so tough for surviving!

[@krakenwarrior3237]

@Furisin A horrible tyrant necromancer named Jym Pykins and his evil companion Grawgnack.

[@cloaker2242]

@@krakenwarrior3237 oh him the handsome evil god I've seen him he has taken over dimensions he is the one that will never die he has spells and he cannot be over taken not even death could claim his soul he is the one that he has held me captive for years oh no he is coming i must go

[@BoredMurphy]

"I think that was all the guards so I'm going to run now." ... "That was not all the guards." Me when I don't think things through and do dumb things anyway.

[@baval5]

"Id have done my time which would probably be a thousand years at this point" Kevin goes to sleep in jail cell, screen goes black " Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

[@Tryinghisbestyeah]

The hero, NordVPN, has another wholesome and family friendly adventure.

[@jinxedup11]

Me: Mom can I watch Joker? Mom: No, we have Joker at home Joker at home: 0:00

[@JayTohab]

Don’t you mean that the other way around?

[@patriksamu5869]

Me: Watching older videos of Kevin Kevin: Upload a new video. Me: I'll come back soon...

[@vidcunttheunbroken4704]

7:22 >how many times have they locked me away and how many times have I escaped That makes you the Joker of The Elder Scrolls universe.

[@BoredMurphy]

"I look better than ever! Which isn't that hard." Me too, Kevin, me too.

[@kinghoney5032]

he’s such a handsome man, amazing job creating him kevin

[@Baraka_II]

A handsome man playing a handsome character

[@jappa4977]

If guards are after you, block while trying to talk to them and you will yield stopping them from attacking you and allowing you to pick wether or not to go to jail

[@ellebellesss]

Damn, he’s so strong! congrats on surviving through man flu 🤧

[@mailbox9870]

Ellie Spooner your cute af

[@noahm44]

@@mailbox9870 u too

[@jazzpancake1167]

You're so tough Kevin. I'm surprised there's not been a concert for the poor souls inflicted with Man Flu.

[@KlemenAEQ]

CallMeKevin the toughest Irish boy that ever lived

[@mainaccount3087]

Just woke up to this. From a literal nightmare to a sleep paralysis demon. Thanks, Kevin.

[@Desgaroth]

Kevin trying to screw up, while all he does with this is get rid of the bonus he would have gotten. It's like "Alright you can kill this person, but if you make it look like an accident, you get more money from us." So all Kevin did was to make the same work and get less for it.

[@romanminaster5180]

"We need you to stage an... Accident" - Jim Pickens

[@Haven18]

You couldn't kill Valen Dreth at the start of the game because he's essential. You can't kill him until you actually get the quest to.

[@scolar_visari]

*Kevin starts beating guard to death* *Guard tries to kill Kevin* Kevin: Why the feck are you attacking me?

[@dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923]

1 second in and oh my god what the feck is that demonic creature

[@laurenreese8909]

0:23 thought he said "it's been a brutal 3 days of man fluid."

[@DeathnoteBB]

I remember once in Oblivion I was being chased by enemies. I was in a thieves guild quest and had a poorly built character so I was weak as hell. But I was an Argonion and outside was a small lake, so I ran in and hid under the water until my pursuers left. Good times :)

[@retroxvel4147]

All I could think of when Kevin was running through the sewers with his red cornrows was Pennywise

[@draco5991rep]

When you block and interact with the guard attacking you, you surrender and they will ask you again if you are ready to serve your time.

[@NamariCo]

Me: (Sees character) Also me: Oh they put Kevin's face in the game! Kevin: .....the feck....

[@IamaPERSON]

lol got him.

[@emossard]

We Got em boys

[@jackslepowron5905]

cringe

[@rachelhuston5761]

i’m having a really bad week but Kevin comes out here and posts a video playing one of my favorite video games and easily made me smile-truly no other youtuber like him

[@Lea2000-q5s]

And I thought that it was Todd Howard's fault.

[@IamaPERSON]

"And again, it just works."

[@abepolk8168]

Kevin:,,I am sick since four days, you can talk about how much of a hero I am in the comments " Me being sick since 3 weeks because of some virus that just wont go away: ...

[@bardoc2469]

I wake up, think of a game i want to watch, go to my subscriptions and see Kevin just uploaded a video of it

[@EmSprollie]

Get well soon Kevin! I got sick after insomnia too. Conventions are cool but you catch everything there :(

[@maddypoop_6465]

Day 96 of telling Kevin that he’s the best KZbinr on this platform and we all love him Day 36 of telling Kevin to sing Sweet Home Alabama

[@variaxi935]

"dAy 69 oF ____" so cliché and pathetic jfc

[@unfathomable3434]

Just completed oblivion and you always bring a smile to my face.👌

[@Apartment98]

‘It’s my fault’ It always is Kevin, it’s what we love

[@mrsimple4244]

Remember to eat your daily spiders. Also, have oxygenlessness and never, EVER, have oxygenmoreness

[@lilahegan6352]

Ah yes I love watching Kevin mess up all the easy quests from the Dark Brotherhood

[@DelaryHap]

Damn, we're no longer his friends... I'm shook.

[@_Cetarial]

Opens door, immediatley gets caught. Sounds like Kevin all right.

[@peanutthelion815]

I... I wasn't aware you could mess up that badly. This is the content I come here for.

[@midnightstorm14x50]

Thanks Kevin for being a light in this sometimes gloomy world. Thanks for all you do. On my bad days you always make me laugh. The world needs more people like you

[@simonsmith7461]

Can we please just talk about how tough Kevin is? Powering through the flu caused by getting hit by a car

[@rockinthecazbah4]

I hope there's less time between episodes, I love these so much.

[@InsanityPrevails]

No "hey there friends"? ARE WE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE DJ KEVI?

[@maxkegerize6819]

When Kevin says "hey everyone" instead of "hey friends" :(

[@funnyjewguy]

If you kept the bodyguard alive, then go back to the pub in that town and talk with him he'll start swinging his axe in a depression- and alcohol-fueled rampage.

[@karlbutler9552]

Looks like drop dead Fred when he gets his head squashed in the fridge

[@Darkovika]

Him finding that body in the prison was like WAIT I NEVER SAW THAT HANG ON GO BACK WTF

[@naenae915]

His character looks like Pennywise from IT when he’s off duty.

[@isaacbarbeau7119]

Kevin: "Okay, assuming that is all the guards, I'm just going to run to my destination now" Kevin: "That was not all the guards" I do not think I have laughed harder in my life..

[@naemonthecat]

Eat breakfast before go to work + watching kevin playing oblivion I love my life

[@austinn.5397]

I love watching your Oblivion and New Vegas videos, Kevin! These games are on the top of my list of favorites. The first video I've seen from you was actually an Oblivion video and I laughed so hard 😂 Ever since then, I've been a subscriber. Keep it up! 😁

[@KitsuNerezza]

Day 90 of hoping Kevin will play Ace Attorney some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom

[@variaxi935]

"dAy 69 oF ____" so cliché and pathetic jfc

[@Eazy-V]

You deserve my like cause it's Oblivion & cause you're kind

[@othergeorgea]

kevin falling in love with our fave little vampire breton is a mood

[@nikkiesona]

Day 208 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@IamaPERSON]

Happy birthday to whoever! Also, his birthday has apparently passed.

[@nikkiesona]

@@IamaPERSON Yes, I know. It was on November 10 and he didn't upload that day.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nikkiesona ah, got it.

[@variaxi935]

"dAy 69 oF ____" so cliché and pathetic jfc

[@nikkiesona]

@@variaxi935 It was more common in Kevin's comments at the time so I did this one to be silly and try to spread some positivity. I get how it can seem annoying, though. I had fun with it back then. :) Hope you have a lovely day

[@GabrielWolfe]

I'm sorry, I thought this was Oblivion, didn't realize it was Prison Break... >.>

[@ilithyia4221]

Feel better soon, Kevin! Thanks for the uploads even through your sickness

[@shivanik6859]

Hi Kevin!! Is it possible to bring back movie time/review ? Btw love your videos !

[@mainaccount3087]

Kevin: I'm a beacon Skyrim: Another hand touches the beacon

[@Notpoop906]

I think Kevin needs to turn up his heating. He always has a cold but never leaves the house HMMM

[@mickyjoe97]

Kevin is like Stan in that episode of American Dad where it turns out that he's never killed any of his assassination contracts but they've all died in various ridiculous manners in his presence so it makes him look really good.

[@daestka5512]

such a tough Irish lad that does not stop uploading videos just because it has the flu. LIKE

[@huskizebra8267]

This no facecam videos remind me of his Fallout 3 and New Vegas series and they were my favorite :D

[@chandlerisded]

ah, my daily dose of kevin deliberately breaking a game then blaming it on the game

[@nataliesammy8446]

Kevin doesnt ask me how im doing? Time to enter the void.

[@peterotoole6269]

My favorite part about this Oblivion series is you *clearly* were already screwing around with your game before you ever recorded an Oblivion video, and now the consequences are catching up :P

[@Argiopocalypse92]

Watching Kevin play any Elder Scrolls games both warms my heart and breaks it.

[@uwillbeefound6439]

Kevin is me in Monopoly: go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200

[@the_great_tigorian_channel]

BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA ITS KEVIN! I can’t believe it’s you Standing here next to me!

[@Jay-zk7uw]

In an online world obsessed with tribal conflict, Kevin is a gale force storm of fresh air. So glad I discovered you, you handsome Irish devil, and I hope you continue with your absurdity for years to come.

[@andrewferry2224]

Kevin that argonian you talked to and blew off before your final task gives you an awesome quest involving a cult in Hackdirt. You might run into Jim Pickens ;)

[@JargonMadjin]

Oblivion is so advanced that they implemented amnesia into the game This isn't my joke by the way

[@ssp9181]

I honestly don't like Kevin's facecam videos. This is great.

[@heidicooper4674]

Kevin you should play dead island it's a zombie game

[@xKAZOMBIEx]

Kevin, you HAVE to play Disco Elysium! YOU CAN BE A HOBO COP, and an awful human being, but I've never seen you be a Hobo Cop before so

[@Heckolas]

8:03 Is when you thought your parents wouldn't realize you left at 1am-

[@sajmongamerstone1990]

I never known that in TES oblivion they used "be there or be square". ..... And he stayed and made this.... SQUAREFECTION!

[@firstnamelastname2703]

If you hold shield and talk to the guards they will stop attacking u and take u to prison

[@annewoodhouse9630]

Kavin: my bountys so god damn high Me with 20,000 bounty

[@smilemore1997]

Kevin you're not a beacon of hope. We all know this man. You're a beacon of death and we love it!

[@evymarit2620]

I was half asleep and the thumbnail for this video scared the shit out of me

[@TheHulk1850]

Okay, just got an add for the new Animated Harley Quinn movie, it was at the part where she was like: "Joker never loved me, he only loves Batman" then right after I hit skip add, it cut to Kevin saying "Feck Off" at 4:10, that was hilarious and I felt I should share!!

[@mumblerogre2455]

My favorite KZbinr playing my favorite game? Gee, I sure am a spoiled little prince.

[@honey5075]

KEVIN I BOUGHT MERCH AND IM SO HAPPY WITH IT!! THANK YOU FOR EXISTING

[@bobpineapple2407]

Hello Kevin how is life can you plz answer if you don’t mind

[@nebulouscat2210]

We all float down here Valen.