I made a restaurant but it has my horrible custom menu

[@BoredMurphy]

"I obey" sims when they meet Jim

[@IamaPERSON]

Or Kevin

[@BoredMurphy]

@@IamaPERSON yeah or kevin

[@thattbugg9531]

Nah nah they dont obey straight away you need to beat em a lil bit

[@dominikkuharic1259]

@@thattbugg9531 LOL

[@miracleschmidt4342]

I really wanna see what literally anyone’s knew will think about that comment.

[@haimynameiskai]

"and how much dairy product will go into your dishes?" "yes."

[@IamaPERSON]

*Now that's a lot of dairy!*

[@astrofornaught]

TOKOYAMI

[@LikaLaruku]

My family cooks the same way.

[@haimynameiskai]

@@astrofornaught ah, a man of culture, i see

[@boo4blue483]

@@IamaPERSON Now thats alot of damage

[@aineonya]

anyone: closes eyes kevin: you’re depressed

[@shoutarho6081]

So THAT'S why he didn't need his eyelids...! It all makes sense now..

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Wonder if that's what he says to anyone who sleeps

[@spicybeantofu]

@@diggydiggyhole-fan Well sleeping too much or not enough is one of the signs of depression.... Lol

[@horseeatsdogfood5721]

Fouuuü

[@kritzkrieg14]

it is because I can't see you with my closed eyes, dude

[@devanbjornberg7957]

I like how he tried to make an ugly funny character but just ended up making Colonel Sanders

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Your comment made me burst out laughing

[@SnivillusLupin]

Well, he did date Colonel Sanders that one time.

[@private755]

His burning desire remains in his subconcious

[@trumpet12345]

Kevin loves the KFC

[@brandonmccork781]

LMAO!! 😂😂😂

[@mkashe]

"Misery Meat" *flashbacks to pufferfish*

[@dickmcdiddly4411]

One dish starts the misery the other one ends it.

[@nobody02348]

No that's mystery meat the pufferfish is. The human flesh would be misery meat as they are locked in his basement

[@zombeyfreak7162]

Aeugh

[@Twinklethefox9022]

Mystery misery meat

[@ranthropologist]

I'm begging you to try and make the misery meat recipe. I need to know what it would be like. you've written the plans, Dr. Frankenstein. You must allow your hideous creation to live.

[@katsucandy]

If he does that he'll probably end up in the hospital bc I'm 99% sure that shit's toxic. Think of his poor _everything_ pls

[@ranthropologist]

LoserKatsu “Baking Bad but I pay for my horrible crimes”

[@fabra1122]

Ahhh a person to my taste 😂 He doesn’t have to eat it.... At least not all of it

[@midgematic8659]

Im pretty sure one taste would immediately give Kevin type 2 diabetes

[@Avocado7765]

He could but that would be a war crime

[@NamariCo]

Kevin: *"We have a nice spaghetti dish, (made of human flesh)."* Customer: *What?* Kevin: *What?*

[@Curlyheart]

Stone Cold Steve Austin: *What?*

[@ihearthueningkai]

My mom: What?

[@IamaPERSON]

My dad: What?

[@boopthesnoot4465]

The human: what?

[@Curlyheart]

@@boopthesnoot4465 DESTROY ALL HUMANS!

[@kateharvey9959]

"You get what everyone else gets... food poisoning!!!" Had me ugly laughing. Kevin's comedic timing is almost as good as his funnies.

[@MerkhVision]

His comedic timing isn’t almost as good as his funnies, it IS the funnies!

[@gabrielv.4358]

Yessss 🤣

[@josieannmariee]

Me having a relaxing morning: Kevin: MY NAME IS CHEF !!!

[@inziewienzie]

Is that a filthyfrank reference lol

[@Coleswan02]

@@inziewienzie MAXMOEFOE DICK

[@lastnamefirstname9581]

@@inziewienzie lmao I taught it was a 22 jump street reference

[@MolnarSPeter]

@@lastnamefirstname9581 Both, chef meme from max combined with the jeff meme. i think it was said in maxmoefoes PAX vlog several times the way kevin said it and most likely in Cold Ones as well

[@FloridaGuy53]

Do you think Kevin knows about... "The Human Cake?"

[@darthalvarez2046]

Customer: "Yes, may I have the Misery Meat, but without the meat?" Kevin: "You mean Misery?"

[@goth.1e]

Normal people: Lets call our meal something nice Kevin: M I S E R Y M E A T

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

I think I speak for many people when I say we are still waiting for the revival of baking bad, Kevin

[@SnivillusLupin]

If he ever does revive Baking Bad, I hope he uses Cooking with Dice that me and my friend sent him!

[@sarahweekes4829]

i expected him to say "hey everyone, my name is Chef, and were playing KEVIN"

[@IamaPERSON]

That would be a nice twist.

[@frankisnot1148]

Literally same

[@nobody02348]

We're not were

[@sarahweekes4829]

@@nobody02348 its just one mark missing and its a youtube comment lol

[@nobody02348]

@@sarahweekes4829 this was also just a comment so why did you care?

[@Chocomint_Queen]

"What can you even make from 100g of sugar, 100g of butter, and 100g of flour?" That's a pound cake recipe. It's literally called a pound cake because you add a pound of each ingredient.

[@buttermilkcoffeve]

Scrolled just to see if anyone made this comment... 4 years ago

[@mechanolloo]

Kevin: My restaurant will be much better than last time! Also Kevin: Makes misery meat and practically poisons all of his customers

[@aurangzebbaig4712]

At least there wasn't any *P u F f e R f i S h*

[@Pops6185]

But they sure loved the decor.

[@Melisurfer]

he sticks to his techniques

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

"practically"

[@Punkandtokelife]

It is better, considering what he does in games.

[@liamfitzgerald1400]

That “Pharmacies” joke hit kinda different

[@SnivillusLupin]

It's basically true, though.

[@skystygian]

Time stamp?

[@liamfitzgerald1400]

Grace Whaley About 10:34

[@SeanLaMontagne]

#USA #USA #USA

[@pariasemi2681]

As a pharmacy student, I don't know how to feel about that joke😂 Cause it's true honestly😂

[@jacksonmichael7032]

Kevin: "i'm sure it wont go wrong this time" Sims NPCs: *are you sure about that*

[@restinpeas1284]

"I've never been ahead of anything" A car, for starters. (I'm sorry)

[@woolfieMcP]

Kevin: "We need a microwave" *Chef Mike has entered the chat*

[@spectralbread]

Chef mike died man... :'(

[@woolfieMcP]

@@spectralbread he didn't die...he merely transcended into a higher plane of existence

[@wackyduck3]

Naming it bankruptcy banquet then saying, “Come eat for free, it’s not my money it’s the bank money!” Made me laugh so hard My face hurt.

[@scottbecker4367]

Legend has it that you can feel your arteries squeeze when you're less than a block away from the restaurant.

[@davidmackayy]

This reminds me of the time I went to a restaurant, ordered tomato soup and she brought out a chopped tomato in a bowl with some hot water poured over it

[@krahvata]

That's the cooking simulator restaurant

[@piercedsiren]

Technically isn't wrong. There's tomato. There's liquid.

[@bushbabe7493]

soup tis a disgrace as it is liquid

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

Why were you ordering soup?

[@webagoly]

@@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 What's wrong with SOUP??

[@CianMcGuirk]

"Don't ask for recommendations cause I can't even remember what's on the menu" - Kevin 2020

[@frankjandris6972]

I just had the most wonderful vision of Jim Pickens yelling in sim about the feckin lamb sauce

[@lionwilliams5390]

Please give "The Test" on Steam a try. It just came out. It's a psychoanalysis personality test and it's super creepy!

[@IamaPERSON]

Ooh, I saw that. I couldn't sleep comfortably for a while

[@MiloKuroshiro]

You guys are scared this easily? I'm really weak for horror, but The Test is a joke haha

[@IamaPERSON]

@@MiloKuroshiro to each their own, I guess.

[@boopthesnoot4465]

Ohhh could you link it I wanna try :D

[@tirsden]

I didn't find it spooky in vibe, but in accuracy.

[@cecilygriffis6508]

Carrots hold no nutritional value for rabbits. The misconception of rabbits liking carrots came about from a bugs bunny animation where he imitated an old western where the cowboy was chewing on a carrot

[@ellieeyegirl9459]

That tiny little awkward, "Have a good day" bit at the end actually kind of made my day.

[@ahzayah9026]

You are so good at giving food posioning to every client in your restaurant. In every game.

[@nikkiesona]

Day 312 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@IamaPERSON]

312. For some reason, that's a good number.

[@nikkiesona]

@@IamaPERSON Maybe because 12÷3 is 4, and 4 -1 = 3 and the middle digit of 312 is also 1 (the same number I subtracted from 4), and also the square root of 4=2, which is also 4÷2, and 2 is the last digit of 312. And since our brains are hard-wired to search for and recognize patterns, the number 312 is an inexplicably appealing number to us. Or maybe it's just a nice number, idk, could be either. Happy birthday. Edit: Also the last 2 digits of 312 are 1 and 2, which if added together make the first digit, 3.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nikkiesona I was alluding to that, well done for figuring it out!

[@gman235]

312 makes me think of a countdown gone wrong

[@aureliegilbert1523]

We did this to my band teacher in high school. I support it.

[@Balnazzari]

"what can you get from flour, sugar, and butter" that's shortbread, kevin

[@kennedyquick505]

I highly appreciate the fact that the “but” titles are back

[@serotonin.scavenger]

Gordon Ramsay would self-destruct with Kevin's restaurant

[@Melisurfer]

Kevin: ,,That's a good name! I'm good at naming things!" Also Kevin: naming his soup ,,Soup-er shit" Oh yes Kevin, you are indeed good at naming things!

[@gameplayer77801]

"Being a cheapskate myself, I love when there's plant pots just all over the place" Does anybody else get a Gray vibe off of Kevin right now?

[@mrbeastmaster1459]

Graystillplays is like his Floridian older brother

[@rubyclaws]

@@mrbeastmaster1459 nah 100% younger brother, gray is cool but kevin is superior

[@ryleefisk1764]

I like how Kevin made Colonel sanders in the first version.

[@TheCourtneySears]

Kevin, you need to post a video of you just playing bop-it for 15 minutes. 10/10 top vid

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Does it serve pufferfish?

[@CaptainGrimFSUC]

I don't think it's great enough for such culinary excellence

[@IamaPERSON]

Does pufferfish serve you?

[@robertaviles8451]

Would you REALLY want to eat the pufferfish served here?

[@georgeprout1765]

Oh dear leader, may I join your cult?

[@elliot_rat]

eaugh

[@AmyAnnLand]

I always enjoy the subtle editing in your videos.

[@dualdestry2856]

For some reason, Kevin's cooking videos always turn out as the best videos.

[@rachell.5555]

When looking for somewhere to eat, always look at the carpet or the booths. If the carpet is cheap and a horrible pattern, you’re good. If the booths look easily detachable, you’re also good. If you have both cheap booths and cheap flooring, you’re gonna get great food for a good price

[@klimaap97]

Kevin: “we need a microwave” Me: “YAY! CHEF MIKE!”

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

I see you're a man (er maybe woman?) of culture as well

[@i_am_the_liquor3734]

I'd love to see binging with babish try and recreate Kevin's recipes.

[@Calvin.Hobbes98]

So you want him to kill himself. That is the only way this will end

[@wonk123]

“chef kevin, may I take your order”

[@IamaPERSON]

Gotta *cut* him some slack first.

[@bruh-a-nator7845]

I'll take the soup-er shit

[@pissganger6612]

It threw me off more than it should have when he said “My name is chef” instead of “my name is Kevin”. When i say this I’m not saying that I got a second of confusion, I’m talking like, I forgot who I was watching for a good few seconds

[@SeanLaMontagne]

This is why he named his channel "Call Me Kevin" If he didn't, we'd forget

[@heymisslittlelu2527]

I’m so happy you’ve posted!! 😊 Your videos help me smile and laugh through the day. Thank you. Keep doing what you’re doing. ❤️

[@tashasmith6754]

"And the cheapest chef money can buy" Me, named Natasha, a baker:

[@Beccaaaaaxx]

1:27 omg hi Nikki we missed you

[@scenczyk1429]

Pharmacies: "You don't know how much it should cost" 😂😂😂 😭😭😭 Didn't expect that

[@zacharyheine4177]

"Spike everything with 150 g of beer" is a legit strategy with alot of the chefs I know

[@stevenclark1662]

Yeah, I popped hot for alcohol on a lab UA a few years ago. Hadn't drank in years. It took me a week or 2 to realize it was ALL the booze the chef at my restaurant would cook with. He always gave us tons of food to take home, so I was just consuming small amounts of alcohol all throughout the work week without knowing it.

[@saschamuller1536]

"Everyone love microwave food." If you listen closely, you can hear Gordon Ramsey screaming in the distance.

[@camillaaston2495]

5 Stars! Great video! Ambience was great! The only downside is that the mystery meat made me feel sick just by thinking about it.

[@prestonjones1653]

"I don't know what you could.make out of 100 grams of butter, 100 grams of sugar, and 82 grams of flour." A small pound cake?

[@utterclown1580]

This video is like 74 layers of irony deep. By 2 minutes in, you've got a meme inside a meme inside a meme

[@kylamavencamp637]

Low Ambience Kevin: Did you not see the vase?! Hahaha

[@liakz416]

Kevin: "We have to make it awful so the people would stop eating soup." People: "No, I don't think I will."

[@tafellappen8551]

I love how kevin listing his menu just sounds like my younger brothers cracking up over words like “poopy”

[@Isosyth]

"It's not me, everyone else is the problem" As someone who works in a restaurant, you definitely have the owner mentality.

[@NortmanCA]

If kevin doesn't hit 3 mill this year a child will be VERY UNHAPPY

[@Stella.22g]

"my name is Chef" Me: cries bitter tears over filthy frank leaving

[@esequielvasquez1175]

He successfully made a school cafeteria

[@XxFluffyxX]

Day two of asking kevin to play my littlest petshop for the wii

[@BoredMurphy]

Funny that when you start doing this I discover the fact that I still own that game

[@draketaylorsmusicspace8066]

Man I love Kevin. You add joy to my day. Thanks my dude

[@djfebrezee]

"My name a chef" Wh... Why...

[@MolnarSPeter]

Nostalgia hitting you?

[@virtualcakee]

popular opinion: Kevin is one of the more fun youtubers to binge watch, idk i just. If i have an itch to binge youtube I usually go and binge kevins vid, this is my. Uhhhh didnt actually count how may vods ive watched actually ^^'

[@rerolero]

Misery meat was my nickname in high school ;)

[@bruh-a-nator7845]

Why

[@bruh-a-nator7845]

I'm afraid I asked now

[@porter2226]

Tokyo!!!!!!!!!!!

[@karikrummi4222]

The fucking my name is chef joke killed me

[@dagothur7171]

☆☆☆☆ Felt sick after eating misery meat. BEST RESTAURANT EVER

[@CaptainWobbs]

Okay, hear me out. You know how sometimes for birthdays people will get prank gifts? And you know how people will take their friends out to a restaurant for their birthday? Well, you just combine the two. What I’m trying to say is a restaurant like this that serves “food” could work, you just need to market it right.

[@eilidhtait6250]

"I've never been ahead in anything" Wow, way to lie to your loyal subscribers, Kevin. We all know you were ahead of that car.

[@robertaviles8451]

I now know what I'm going to name the "Meat Wall" in the new Sims4 Eco Lifestyle pack - MISERY MEAT ! 🥩🥓

[@januszmanczak161]

Would love to see Kevin actually cooking Misery Meat

[@aidanbarrett8606]

Beginning: great start End: Bankruptcy New record for "fastest fall from grace" lol

[@kaiserkong6587]

That filthy frank/maxmoefoe/idubbbz reference at the beginning 👌

[@AmeAiLollipop]

It seems no matter what game Kevin plays, his ultimate goal will always be attempted murder. Please never change lmao

[@alexandernovatney9159]

Kevin: "I've never been ahead in anything" Hey there, you're kill count is WAY ahead of most!

[@odndojdkoe]

[Me, with Type 1 Diabetes, watching this] [Kevin, making a dish guaranteed to give you Type 2 Diabetes] Me: ...𝙂𝙤𝙩𝙩𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 '𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡

[@charliespaceace]

Please play more of this

[@The_SleepyVoid]

*Customer:* “Ah yes, can I get the Soup-er Shit?” *Waiter:* “And would you like a stick of lard on the side?” *Customer:* “Yes thank you. And a small cup of beer to drink. uwu”

[@contentgremlinthe3rd]

MY NAME IS CHEF God I love this man

[@JesusChrist-qk7uh]

WARNING! 😥🙅🙅 _FDA has issued a civil discrepancy for everyone:_ ⚠ *"If you don't eat your vegetables then off with your testicals lmao"* Everyone take Action Immediately

[@kermitcobain9126]

Good thing I'm vegan then

[@evilmontica1848]

Good thing i dont have testicals.

[@Sneaky.Fecker]

I laughed so much during the entire video, Kev if you ever start a restaurant I will come even if I die of food poisoning

[@orchidrose1410]

“Misery Meat” loves “Company Stew”!👍🏽🤣

[@amateurchef9992]

My does “hey there friends, my name is chef” make me laugh so much

[@thewanderingone679]

On the next episode of Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares:

[@hellabread5706]

The "My namea chef" triggered nostalgia I didn't know I had

[@crazycr33p3r2]

I can't believe this was only February.

[@RaizerZ]

Food, water, atmosphere!

[@suriyahill3042]

7:44 Me: watching this while eating soup and enjoying it

[@finnstewart4747]

That "evil presence" review was scarily self-aware for an NPC.

[@ECOG_]

Can the rest of this comment section just refer “Kevin” to “Chef”? 🤔

[@ECOG_]

KING AUTISM TV that is cool

[@ECOG_]

KING AUTISM TV May I say,it sure is a pleasure to be in your presence

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ECOG_ you're joking, right?

[@ECOG_]

The REAL person! Yes,why wouldn’t I be joking?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ECOG_ because believe it or not, people actually LIKE that dumbarse.

[@azibax_5717]

Watching your videos when I wake up always puts me in a good mood for the day

[@WolfpackNikky]

When you said “my name chef” the maxmoefoe Stan in me had a heart attack

[@SnivillusLupin]

This was a great video! You seemed to really enjoy playing it, which makes it even better. Reminds me of the decade I worked in restaurants - just, you know, without all the food poisoning. 😬

[@drumhead89]

Next up on Binging with Babish: Misery Meat from CallMeKevin.

[@98tacotaco]

Love you Kevin ♡

[@thedgzgames427]

2:59 Everyone when the dear leader visits them.

[@MuCFoSi]

i love ending my days in a good mood after watching your new video

[@Storm1A11A]

Person: Complements Kevin for his restaurant. Kevin: Wow you are stupid Lol kevin is so funny

[@skottsimmonds8912]

I was thinking why I love these vids so much (apart from Kevin himself) it’s that he doesn’t shout it’s wicked I can watch them all day

[@raredays2767]

OH MY GOD HE SAID "MA NAME A CHEF" my mind has been blown