School Simulator but I made a prison instead

[@fiftyinfive2767]

“You’re either crying, dying, or lying” - Kevin 2019

[@charliesmith5758]

Kevins best quote ever

[@IamaPERSON]

That's actually kinda deep.

[@tirsden]

But what if you're crying *and* dying? Ah, right, everyone thinks you're lying.

[@wumbology6072]

Isaiahsuperstar and that’s a fact

[@onyxia5854]

Or sighing

[@finno5827]

Me: oh you're playing something else than prison architect? Kevin: Well yes but actually no

[@MrBlobs]

I dont get where he even got the idea of 'yes'

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off leech

[@IamaPERSON]

@Batman The Dark Knight Who are you referring to?

[@SnakeEater776]

The fuq happened to the comments here

[@IamaPERSON]

@@SnakeEater776 basically, I told a self promoter to leave, Batman's being a grammar Nazi, and then I asked who he was talking about

[@titusnartey4633]

you know Kevin will ruin anything if a player can change world and game settings in a simulator

[@jackbudi]

If you give Kevin the chance to play god, he will play devil

[@titusnartey4633]

@@jackbudi nice

[@KloinkySploink]

Ruin? You mean improve?

[@ironsolace5647]

Fix*

[@KloinkySploink]

Brandon Munson lol

[@fgh3576]

Kevin: When I built a prison it was a torture chamber, when I built a school it was a prison. Does that mean if Kevin builds a torture chamber it will be a school?

[@nobuf]

hmm

[@Skrayer1219]

Or an execution chamber. And the execution chamber is a school because you get bored to death there

[@IamaPERSON]

Only if he includes math!

[@HanzoStorm]

I don't think thats how it works... School-> prison. Prison-> torture chamber. Every time it does get worst and worst....i cant imagine what will be when he builds a torture chamber..

[@actioncookiez3564]

Perfectly balanced

[@Jimboola]

You were the 15th worst out of a thousand schools. What the hell were these guys doing? Experimenting on the kids? 🤔

[@kingpotato4913]

One of those had to be principal Jim Pickens

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro stop self promoting, parasite

[@Starlightbooper]

Just report them, no need to give people like him attention

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Starlightbooper I do report them, but it's hard to ignore them, like having someone yell directly in your ear.

[@rene537]

They got gun crime

[@roseofindigo7911]

Those kids were so ungrateful. They had pee bushes , snack filled vending machines, a ton of language teachers, a wide selection of chairs. Children these days.

[@OroHoneyLemon]

When I was their age I had to travel through mountains in a pair of shoes my siblings and I used to share between the 10 of us. Now they can't even pee in bushes

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

We had like 81 chairs for 250 students in my school...

[@DrPadenski]

Exactly

[@EcsMurphy]

@@xLionsxxSmithyx No one cares bro.

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

@@EcsMurphy the fact that you replied to me proves that you care.. so stop being fake

[@squarelepper]

"I'm a PE teacher" "Well you teach math now" Public school be like 😂

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4KplIiQf8iCgNE

[@IamaPERSON]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c what do flamingo memes have to do with anything?

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

Lol... My English teacher when I was younger also taught, P.E and Maths and even though she didn't speak or understand a word of Welsh she also taught Welsh.. she gave us Welsh homework to write all about out favourite famous person.. I just wrote about how it didn't matter what I wrote because it all just looks like mumbo jumbo to her.. I got an "A" on it.. things got awkward when I had to read it out in an assembly and the Head Teacher who understood Welsh gave me detention.. Big fat F for younger me.

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

@@IamaPERSON because this person is as funny as the meme.

[@johnnybadmen3473]

At one of my high schools, the football coach had to fill in as a history teacher.

[@yasssg8897]

"You're either crying, dying or lying" Kevin out here dropping wisdom in this prison.

[@No_name_324]

"School Simulator but I made a prison instead" so you changed nothing

[@jackbudi]

That’s sadly accurate. It’s a slightly better than average prison.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Indeed

[@yollomemerxd7194]

It looks lika a fucking prison for fuck sake

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off parasite

[@zygardegodslayer4750]

@@IamaPERSON who that?

[@phillswift7486]

Lol even after watching this I still would prefer Kevin as a teacher

[@lincolnj448]

Phill Swift congrats

[@lincolnj448]

Yeah ight

[@dumbtxh7174]

Phill Swift That’s a lotta damage...

[@sodabodacoda4738]

Heh

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

You've seen him with one baby. Imagine how hard he could punt many.

[@spachino7351]

Look at all those children ready to join The Picken Army

[@moshinu9468]

You can say they're ripe for the PICKEN

[@TheM00tard]

@@moshinu9468 AWWWW YEAAHHHH, TOTALLY NAILED IT, MOSHI!!!!!

[@morganseppy5180]

Pee bush training already underway

[@FloridaGuy53]

Business classes, coming soon.

[@haileyalice2763]

surveys reveal that students can't tell the difference

[@nunyabusiness6450]

"Who would send their kids here? The halls are outdoors" Florida outdoor schools be like

[@filiaaut]

Yeah, but do they have pee-bushes ?

[@nunyabusiness6450]

@@filiaaut not officially designated ones, but yes

[@lifesimulator3964]

Why don't you ask the students for donations, Kevin? Our school's so trash that they ask us for money to build a new building

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

Unlock graduation by submitting your credit card number

[@dio9488]

@@YourDad-dh6fj true true

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

my school jus straight up didn’t build a new building until the state told us we were far past illegal. a kid had fallen through a floor at that point (that was kinda his fault i mean the unlocked door to the hallway with the non-functioning floor DID have an 8.5x11 printout that said “Do Not Enter”)

[@eggs8021]

@@sidoniegabrielle269 wait so they didn't even lock the door

[@EvanJung]

"I'm a PE teacher" "YOU TEACH MATH NOW" No joke though this is ACTUALLY how the american public school system works....

[@DrPadenski]

Yea actually

[@vicky248123]

Yeah our baseball coach taught physical science and that probably wasnt even the worst staff decision

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

Most of my highschool PE teachers were also math teachers, I'm Australian, they just really enjoyed making kids suffer

[@hamburgtortoise9217]

Really? all of my teachers specialized in math. One of them was an engineer before he retired.

[@thelegion4698]

Ya, I remember a good few teachers starting classes saying "Alright, you'll have to tough through this with me cause I'm a [Anything except the subject their teaching] and this is my first time teaching [Subject they didn't even realize exist]"

[@familiarbreakfast1892]

"We should start charging them them to eat!" so america

[@morganseppy5180]

he started with vending machines even

[@MisterBig-10]

USA>>>>

[@sheez7734]

yep

[@pd9020]

legit when he said he wasnt making money from the food it confused me

[@blumoo9938]

@@MisterBig-10 USA

[@nikkiesona]

Day 245 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@jackbudi]

Merry birthmas

[@nikkiesona]

@@jackbudi Happy merry birthhanukwanzas

[@heartysquid]

Well one of these days you'll have gotten it right once

[@IamaPERSON]

@@heartysquid They did, Kevin's birthday was in November, but since he didn't upload on that day, they couldn't tell him happy birthday.

[@groovygames3114]

Lies

[@tucker4000]

2:03 “This guys language is so poor I think he doesn’t even speak English, you’re hired” - every university ever

[@zacharyrollick6169]

*D I V E R S I T Y*

[@rushc5]

Straight up, my first year here they gave us graduate assistant in English who didn’t have it as a first language. Normally I wouldn’t care, but we constantly had to correct our own English teacher as he spoke and wrote. It also transferred into grades. I’m not sure if it was a language barrier or not, but that was the only time I’ve gotten a C in an English course (typically an A student in English). But hey, like the dude above me said: D I V E R S I T Y

[@driphella4080]

Big facts

[@anaarsovska970]

I had a Management professor say "tits" instead of "teeth" once. But it's okay, he'd lived in the U.S. 😂 Still the funniest thing that happened in my first year of uni. I spent the next 5 minutes after that, hiding behind a classmate and just laughing as she also tried to hide her laughter, because we're just incredibly immature sometimes. But it was okay as I think most of the people in class were trying not to laugh, including all our friends sitting next to us. 😂 I don't think he even noticed, so no harm done.

[@ZayRashod]

If you ever did a video title saying how you did nice things people would probably be confused and panic

[@nyoom5125]

3:14 "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, VICE PRINCIPLE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE SCHOOL, NOT DESTROY IT!"

[@legendgames128]

3:14:15:92:65:...

[@Rat857]

1:10 Shrek, Hagrid, Jim Pickens and Bore: Ragnarok. Now that would be a school logo I'd be proud of

[@tster_4664]

0:22 I like how it shows that Kevin watches all of his own videos when he says that he’s a professional gamer

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

honestly you did fantastic! the school was understaffed, the student’s needs weren’t met, and the administrators ran the place into the ground. sounds like school to me

[@merlin5523]

past kevin: "im not sexist" present kevin: builds womens toilets smaller than mens toilets

[@dedu98]

Accident?

[@dedu98]

Ah

[@NessRandom1]

Future kevin: Gives woman no toilets

[@averagehumanperson]

I think he just likes to torture people and saw an opportunity

[@legendgames128]

Sexism applies to both genders

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

You forgot to add "but the prison is just the American School system" in the title.

[@SirAutismo]

God damnit, you beat me to it

[@starlight1691]

Don't forget the british school system, damn we're a wreck

[@jackbudi]

That feels like school to me currently

[@Catnippy]

@@starlight1691 in australia the only real similarity was the drugs because people just walked out all the time

[@jackbudi]

a decent person that’s what I almost replied.

[@choc0late_milk]

your starting school was better than my middle school. it was in a strip mall, and there were two little store areas we had with a laundromat in between. we would eat in a dirt area out back and the only thing to do was four square in the parking lot.

[@justsomeone2391]

Was that legal or did the school just not care

[@linavolkov8473]

"They'll have to walk to school uphill both ways." You know your high school was bad when something they actually did turns into one of Kevin's ideas.

[@Random-ly5oq]

Kevin would be a great teacher "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do! Come back!" XD

[@orangeciel5034]

Kevin: “Prision, it’s French” No one: Me: Dies of laughter and replays that clip 3 more times and laughs even harder every time

[@dedu98]

Right! Golden

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

*shoves head in the ocean, and continues to laugh louder into the soundwaves alert a forgotten creature from the depths, before befriending it, and asking it how a irish Catholic boy got so evil*

[@ryanm6004]

So basically you just made American public school

[@yohankapri4285]

Trust me Asian schools are far far worse

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

@@yohankapri4285 Generalizing all of Asia? Surely schools in the Middle East, Siberia, East Asia, etc. are different.

[@Shrektopuz]

@@macaroon_nuggets8008 You from Twitter?

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@yohankapri4285 My school had only four bathrooms, 2 toilets 1 sink each, classes that ranges from Nursery to Senior, a chapel with limited access that was also the auditorium, an open field that leads into a forest with wildlife, teachers without teaching certificates, no principals, Super-Intendant and vice principals, two points of entry/exit, no nurses, no counselors, no cafeteria, no extracurricular activities outside football, basketball, volleyball, and media. no buses, no guards, no protection. It was "Survival of the Fittest."

[@hi.2755]

5:18 in my old high School toilets were like that, guys had a really neat and big room but girls had a small room, 3 toilets and one with a broken handle. That was fun ._.

[@esteruwu1671]

My anxiety has been really bad today but the moment I heard "hey there friends" I almost immediately felt better.

[@Liam_The_Great]

no one cares about your anxiety

[@mmvmiguel]

hope you are doing better

[@atmywhitson]

Same 💓 Kev is my my all time favorite KZbinr he also cures boredom,depression,and anxiety!

[@atmywhitson]

Liam The Great That's not very nice. Being a douchebag isn't cool so please stop.

[@garfieldsenpai]

@@Liam_The_Great If you dont give a shit you can just keep scrolling.

[@arturs3696]

That's... That's just school Mr.Kevin...

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

His name is overlord kevin

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

12:30 I want to see the 15 schools that were worse.

[@bda529]

"Crying, Dying or Lying" Mostly every suspect interviewed by cops.

[@VerityMadam]

“Oh you’re a PE teacher? Yeah well you teach Maths now” Shockingly accurate of most UK schools tbh

[@tarotwhatever]

Kevin: "The problem is I think some of them are getting sick and I'm just forcing them all into this close proximity. like, it's gonna kill the entire student population *but that's good for 'ya, it builds character* " (8:58 - 9:08) me: looking in from 2020 👁️👄👁️ "h-how did he know?"

[@daveisokayrequiem5301]

School is already a fecking prison. You did nothing different Kevin. Liked and subbed

[@FelonyArson]

"Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?" -Michel Foucault

[@siennarodriguez8455]

When you said their hallways are outdoors, that’s how my elementary, middle, high school and now college are. Just a California thing

[@zygardegodslayer4750]

"My students are unhappy" "Look, can you give me one good reason and before you said lack of toilets, lack of chairs and lack of teachers, I said good reason/ Also I sold the cafeteria.

[@aimbright935]

Kevin you act like a school isn’t a prison

[@georgeplays6362]

True true

[@RemyWillard]

To be fair, GrayStillPlays acted the same way a couple days earlier. XD

[@ditsokar4168]

*prision 😐

[@rain3339]

Ditso Kar prision? It’s French :)

[@gamerito100]

Some artist kiddie who wishes to animate It would be if it was "prisión"

[@aj2218]

kevin is the only person who could turn an academic school into a prison

[@Mayathehut]

juskiai no, the U.S did that

[@jackbudi]

Literally America did that years ago

[@yeth3962]

juskiai england did that more than your shitty good american schools

[@BennyLlama39]

Juskiai, have you ever seen GrayStillPlays run this type of game? It's pretty much the same result. 😀

[@jadeskywalker06]

SMALLZ agreed. Pretty much all uk schools are way tougher than over half of the us schools

[@bowlofpasta8846]

So basically you made a normal school

[@barneybeartilde9601]

impossibro tv sad thing is that prisons are nicer than a lot of schools where I come from

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

It's not made by the same developers as Prison Architect, but it is drawn by the same artist.

[@stupedbeats]

This is a sequel to prison school

[@patrassanu]

That alarm clock at 6:00 fucked with my brain so hard

[@KitsuNerezza]

Day 131 of asking Kevin to play Ace Attorney some day and have all hell break loose in the courtroom

[@exosproudmamabear558]

I really love that shit. I would watch one hour of chaos easily.

[@s.oddity3640]

He cant do much in that game

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro no it's not

[@IamaPERSON]

@Dead Clout I always do. Now if only Kevin Perma banned him

[@brockgambrel5493]

Kevin. Just wanted to say we love ur vids and I hope you have a merry Christmas. Keep doing what ur doing! ❤️

[@jackbudi]

And it’s not even in a day blank of blank format! We’re evolving as a fan base!

[@brockgambrel5493]

Yup

[@heyheyheywhat5216]

1:47 *me, an Australian:* wait- that isn't normal?

[@felixgarcia9650]

I wasn't expecting Hyrule field of all things(2:46)

[@vitalianovitiani5109]

Ahhh YES! Prison school...so kevin is a man of culture as well

[@Helluva-Hurricane]

3:43 every school every

[@expectgreatnessbeholdmedio1365]

"It's not a bug, it's a feature" IM DEAD

[@BaronKube]

Jim Pickens was an actual American football player in the 1970s Hmm

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

That's illegal.

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

No wait.. I know what's going on... The Dear Leader is pranking us.

[@TheFelepeno]

"I need to feed my students, alright what's the cheapest way of doing this?" reminds me of my old highschool.

[@Reemo-WRLD]

I think you made a typo Kevin just seems like a normal Irish school too me

[@lillianm149]

yep

[@poopfarty2631]

*American

[@deltasamu]

8:58 *corona has entered the chat*

[@Sshok3r]

"School Simulator but We don't need no education" - A Call Me Kevin Story -

[@popip123]

"If you see the pee bush, you're pretty much there" and if you see the out back pee bush, you've gone too far

[@th0tslay3r44]

6:18 Kevin… I think that guy from your Instagram is stalking you again.

[@colbyjackcheese4964]

Kevin would have done better in this school would have made him feel at home

[@IamaPERSON]

Definitely. Also, how are you?

[@colbyjackcheese4964]

I am a PERSON! Eh I’m ok it’s been a while since my last upload which sucks but now I’m out of town so it will be a while

[@IamaPERSON]

@@colbyjackcheese4964 dang. But at least everything else is going good?

[@colbyjackcheese4964]

I am a PERSON! Yeah

[@IamaPERSON]

@@colbyjackcheese4964 that's good. And in case I don't see you before Christmas, happy holidays!

[@thegreaterg8r148]

Other youtubers: Stay in school ! Kevin: Drop out, it sucks!

[@rero5167]

This must be one of the funniest videos I've ever watched. I was literally laughing the entire time. Great work!

[@pollutedcrimson]

Everyone in the comments: ScHoOl iS a PrIsOn

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

ehh they’re young, they’ll learn that it was due to federal and administrative failures that screwed over their teachers and made education feel like a negative component of their lives for no good reason someday!

[@flaxentaster41]

@@sidoniegabrielle269 very wise

[@GhostDragon934]

Didn't know this game had a reference to the yakuza series, if anyone wants to know the principal aka "the gangster" K.Kazuma is basically a reference to the yakuza series protagonist Kiryu Kazuma

[@XxTimTheYNxX]

Kevin is the only one who can turn a prison into a prison

[@Hyplex]

"The students are unhappy? But that's normal!" Spot on Kevin. Spot on.

[@DarthVader-gp6fm]

i feel like this is how american schools operate

[@achievementrum7568]

8:55 Kevin promoted covid before it started

[@123dunnboy]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Kevin: *IMPRISON THE CHILDREN*

[@autumnbailey543]

Who else both loves his chaotic nature and gets horrified whenever he does something particularly sadistic?

[@willowz8962]

Sing more

[@jackbudi]

This is just good life advice

[@IamaPERSON]

@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off

[@blizzardl]

If u want to hear him sing watch his twitch sings videos, they are incredible

[@wilwolf1444]

Agreed

[@Erri_17]

We should start a petition for Kevin to put his covers on spotify.

[@zakkattack0474]

"Well? Do something! Fix it!" LMAOOO😂😂

[@sydneydowns3225]

the one dislike is from a school

[@Mayathehut]

Sydney Jane no, it’s from me, I got first dislike

[@rusticisbad3490]

I’m Tired why

[@jackbudi]

True. They did call first dislike. You can’t fight that.

[@Mayathehut]

JackBudi I listened to one of your covers, you have a nice voice.

[@jackbudi]

I’m Tired oh thank you!!!

[@MyGoatFloats]

Teacher: "I'm a PE teacher!" Kevin: "Well you teach math now" Scary accurate for small schools lol

[@calebadams9386]

I think Kevin is in charge of the real education system

[@AidenFeltkamp]

“I sold all my toilets for you!” 😂

[@nicholasstancel]

This is, in essence, the public school system in North America. *(Aside from the school admin experiencing a budget surplus of course).

[@Robocopnik]

"Leave the trophy cases alone" has sort of an Ozymandias vibe to it, 'look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair'

[@starlight1691]

"you can tell I'm very acedememic"

[@artrenberry]

Thanks for always cheering me up Kevin.

[@50rxcky]

It's like the old saying goes... *Patet ominibus viratous* ~ CallMeKevin 2019

[@drummergurl99]

4:18 see shit like this is why I followed Kev 🤣🤣 “one with nature” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dallasbutitsthedanceofital2923]

*flashback to the sims series*

[@yukiyashahigurashi3338]

I first watched this around 6 months ago and this video was the reason I got Academia school simulator! I really like these kinda chill and cute management games, so thanks dear lear for the recc

[@jackbudi]

You mean you made it realistic?

[@nirtendler6211]

7:44 is a reference to The Wave

[@watevr4evr]

6:16 I understood that reference

[@azugirl111]

Thank god someone else noticed

[@JustKelso1993]

I legit thought nobody else saw it.

[@joshanderson5566]

Schools share quite a few similarities with prisons so this makes sense.

[@justin2308]

0:50 Fun Fact: The French Word for Prison is... Prison

[@Jeff-uk9cu]

0:15 ik I'm 4 years late but it's OK kevin I was an c - f student 😂😂😂 I just didn't give af tho and slept most the time

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

I legit read it as “School Shooter” and I’m really happy I read wrong!

[@kylethenoble1211]

I think Kevin should play a school shooter simulator but instead of shooting kids he tries to make friends

[@jackbudi]

Luckily Kevin isn’t that edgy. He just puts the old shooters into a prison school

[@BennyLlama39]

I may need glasses, but even *I* didn't see "school shooter". 😀

[@theonlyturtlequeen]

Fun facts! My school caught on fire twice in the span of a week! My school also doesn't have an unlocked transgender bathroom! My school is also over $100,000 in debt! And only two bathrooms were unlocked for an entire week on a school campus that's flippin huge! Kevin, did you design my school???

[@jeffythegod774]

You should play Episode

[@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo]

In most of the public schools in Arizona, the hallways are outside - we don't get much weather, and this way the hallways can just be hosed down or a leaf blower used if they need to be cleaned. Also, fresh air, sunshine, and lower bills from heating/cooling xD

[@Willifordwav]

lmao at all the 12 year olds saying school is prison

[@Man-real]

Everybody gangsta till Kevin says fuck instead of feck

[@haydenmoffitt9221]

Please do a video or two of "The Escapists 2". If you see this and don't want to that's fine. If you haven't heard of it or never played it I think it would be a good and funny game to play.😀👍

[@TheOvervoid]

This reminds me of my school's old building; there was only one corridor in the whole place (the reception to the canteen). It was a small complex of modern looking shack-like rooms that was enclosed by a thin green fence. The classrooms weren't connected. To get to another classroom, you would have to walk through a small "courtyard" with roughly 300-400 students: it was much worst when it rain (I'm English; you can now get the picture of how bad it was when it rained). However compared to Kevin's, old building is a 10/10.

[@hanskover]

Refreshing until Kevon finally uploads...

[@jackbudi]

When you realize it’s 5 minutes past when Kevin uploads and you’re too late to make a top comment to feed your like addiction

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

#CallMeKevon

[@LuckyDT]

When you apparently can’t spell the name of the uploader you are furiously searching and refreshing for.

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

Who is kevon and how many atrocities has he committed?