I made a hospital that treats people with guesswork

[@eier3252]

Imagine your doctor just walks in and says "No no he needs an egg"

[@Rebecca2988]

Are you sure its a doctor? It sounds like a nutricest.

[@lakim3017]

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time

[@leeroyjenkns5182]

just places a raw egg on his bedsheet and leaves

[@mimibreyes3532]

I think that would be eggcellent

[@familiarbreakfast1892]

@@lakim3017 I THINK IVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTITUANTS

[@juliec3870]

Twenty seconds in you’re already threatening to take me behind the shed and shoot me.

[@IamaPERSON]

Just another day watching Kevin's vids.

[@fancypants9558]

Ahhhhh... *leans back in chair*

[@ottiliaottilia]

The only channel where it legit takes 2 seconds then you're laughing

[@fancypants9558]

Ottilia, I laughed at the title... Mainly because I know kevin is definitely killing people

[@LynnAgain83]

@@ottiliaottilia yep! 😊

[@Araga_Kiwi538]

“Throw a dart at the board to diagnose you” Write that down!

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Throw it at the patient.

[@spicybeantofu]

Thats how our doctors do it up here

[@mosiacsoml]

Sounds like Death Parade to me

[@bastiaanmoes3344]

I read this synchronized with Kevin saying it

[@yam2283]

Bastiaan Moes me too, such a magical experience

[@ohfeckoff3282]

“Why is that water cooler thinking about that man...” the best sentence i’ve heard all day

[@TakeAJokeAzorthyMod]

Yas

[@banquo4223]

Doctor: "I'm- I'm sorry. . . I'm diagnosing you with big booboo. It's the worst case I've seen"

[@midgematic8659]

Emma Brass this guy has a case of terminal ouchies...

[@steinaf]

What is this? Weenie Hut General?

[@tirsden]

Still a better diagnosis than Maryland ERs will give you.

[@banquo4223]

@@tirsden I don't understand the context behind that but it's still hilarious

[@ghouldishanimal]

I need 50cc’s of mommy’s kisses! Stat!

[@jtaylor1084]

"He just died, no!" Kevin: repeatedly took the patient off life support

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Dr. Kevin is probably the only doctor I'd trust to end my life.

[@zel9061]

OmG yOu'Re EvErYwHeRe

[@IamaPERSON]

@@skeletalman9711 imagine insulting someone for making a harmless comment. It makes you look like a child.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@skeletalman9711 if you're a grown man, start acting like it.

[@eminemfanforlife1114]

@@skeletalman9711 if you're a "grown man", why are you too busy putting others down? Does that make you feel better about yourself for being a failure in real life?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@eminemfanforlife1114 LOL he deleted his comments!

[@bitsobaconbits4295]

0:28 "Thank you for your... patients" "Doctor please, that's not funny, I'm horribly sick" *Kevin scribbles on clipboard* "It appears your sense of humor wont be the only dead thing I witness today"

[@TheHutchy01]

"I diagnose you with dead"

[@finno5827]

Imagine being a patient and Kevin comes in with a chainsaw and is like: "TIME TO CURE YOUR ITCHING!"

[@kaylal9790]

Hey Finn O.

[@whytho8856]

OH GOD

[@BeetleBuns]

A cut is just a really deep scratch, and scratching cures the itch

[@LynnAgain83]

@@therewillbefire1833 same

[@AmIsTunafish]

fat yoshi

[@jellydonut4206]

"This game is too dark for me, I don't like it" -That one guy that made Santa kill Santa and then eat Santa

[@theonionsystem7779]

And a countless list of other things

[@trueredpanda1538]

​@@theonionsystem7779 like adopting kids inn sims 2 to just to put them inn a grill and eat them. 😂

[@sketchysword]

Me: *goes to doctor for minor cough* Kevin: " i see you have chosen death"

[@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants]

Well if you go to the hospital for a minor cough you are both wasting your time and The doctor’s time. So of course Kevin’s going to take revenge while also charging you

[@deadlock852]

Only the strong survive

[@SwitcherDell]

Doctor: *walks in* Patient: why do I hear boss music

[@zoee3296]

“Do people just come in here to use my hand sanitiser?” As the child of a hospital worker in 2020, I can confirm that’s usually what they’re in for right now

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

Even more hilarious if you played that game and know it was queue machine they were using, not hand sanitizer.

[@cosmic7336]

"I'll just give him sleeping drugs to make him sleep through whatever he's dealing with" my psychiatrists lmao

[@LynnAgain83]

Right! 😂😂😂😂💊💊💀

[@rx500android]

Maybe change your psychiatrist for a better one... I did it and it helped me a lot

[@SavvyNitro]

RX500 Android it’s nice you assume there’s more than 1 therapist in my town

[@spicybeantofu]

@@SavvyNitro right there was only one here and he was being sued constently

[@cosmic7336]

@@rx500android Don't need one right now, but I'll take it into account

[@MrAlexsdeleon]

As a med student, this was very helpful. I'll try everything in the hospital. :)

[@emrahalien2972]

I have a heart issue that was medically diagnosed at birth and any kid I have will mostlikly get it genetically get it... please oh great one redignose me.

[@callumhayes7502]

@@emrahalien2972 shut up.

[@isaiahdrustani3568]

Thank you doctor

[@TheFiteShow]

@Adolf Hitler shut up

[@joshclark756]

@@TheFiteShow dont say that you know what hes capable of

[@geneticTechnician]

Kevin when a patient dies: "its too real" Kevin in Sims 4: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST AND ANOTHER ONE GONE AND ANOTHER ONE GONE ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

[@sigolino12]

Haven't watched yet, but just from the title... Classic Kevin

[@gamer_doll524]

Kevin’s hospital be like: Walking into the hospital with the flue Leaving without your organs Edit: I will never fix my spelling mistaik

[@BeetleBuns]

They gotta pay their hospital bill somehow

[@barbararab6390]

Stonks

[@aureliuszeta3037]

Well, the unlucky ones will be walking out as sentient skeletons

[@penpurin]

mans really said ‘flue’

[@wa4645]

That's accurate where I live lol

[@Vortex_Dominion]

"Just mop it up, pretend it wasnt here" i worked as a hospital janitor and i can say that statement is completely true they really do say that.

[@caobadraconis5560]

2:48 so Kevin just killed John Williams, the guy who has composed the soundtrack for Star Wars, Superman, Indiana Jones, Jaws... Rest in peace good sir, you didn't stand a chance against this Irish monster.

[@bitingapotato3277]

On the plus side, I bet he heard some truly epic boss music when Kevin walked in.

[@caobadraconis5560]

@@bitingapotato3277 probably the shark theme from Jaws

[@fritzalihansen5079]

2:06 it's a young Jim Pickens, our glorious leader watches over us in any game.

[@PhoeNiXz89]

I'm surprised Kevo didn't mention it!

[@kokp]

@@PhoeNiXz89 first time?

[@jimpickensthicccheeks3429]

No jim had black hair then he was young.

[@dr.pepper9222]

He dyed his hair

[@PhoeNiXz89]

@@kokp not exactly

[@katbay3022]

To be fair, I was a medical anomaly for years until the process of elimination. It took 7 years to find out I just can't have milk. Irish healthcare in a nutshell.

[@GrainneSheridan]

How did you not figure it out??? Usually, at least where I’m from, that’s one of those things you figure out on your own. Feel sick after eating certain foods? Stop, see if that fixes it. Of course where I’m from if your not dying you just don’t go to the hospital.

[@JoaoLucas-se7vz]

0:14 Kevin sends you to a farm upstate and shoots you in the back of the head with a shotgun ASMR.

[@bruh-a-nator7845]

How'd Kevin know my plan

[@clap9485]

Kevin: nothing frightens me but that thing? *Realisim* Kevin: it scares me

[@kewoshk]

Same

[@lukashrvy6128]

Jo mama

[@theonionsystem7779]

Doesn't it scare everyone?

[@Jay-jf1oj]

Kevin: I hope some med students are watching Me, a med student: *happiness noise*

[@Mking99999]

Jay i hope you took note of the egg treatment

[@daceybrooke7451]

I'm a resident and I was actually kind of impressed by some of his decisions

[@Jay-jf1oj]

Mayur of course of course

[@Jay-jf1oj]

Dacey Brooke this man got someone into the icu faster than an actual hospital would

[@chiefclonecone]

I want to go into a career in the medical field (anesthesiologist preferably) you have any tips for college costs or something. I have no right to ask you any of this so sorry

[@CatMuto]

"Doctor CallMe, I have horrible depression." "Let's treat that with... orange juice."

[@ErieRosewood]

You're saying that doesnt cure depression?

[@theotherone5089]

Cured mine 🙃

[@HeartMemory93]

Orange juice is the best.

[@EatyourWafflesplease]

my parents

[@zacharyheine4177]

Solid plan

[@frenchtoast6792]

Kevin? The person who murders people sometimes without even trying, Owning a hospital? _I wonder where this could possibly go_

[@BennyLlama39]

More malpractice deaths, dammit! 😀

[@jackbudi]

What could go wrong?!

[@Daniel-br6ig]

ben trimble I’m surprised he said it’s too dark for him

[@ev3613]

@@BennyLlama39 you really just quoted gray, huh? 😂

[@rx500android]

He didn't want to leave them a chance, huh

[@elstrawbz8942]

Back pain, Muscle weakness, classic signs of a person who doesn't lift

[@nixtafin74]

Kevin: if they laugh loudly, i save them Me: *loud nervous laughter*

[@waldomkperson8194]

"Save"

[@aw2832]

My two favorite things on KZbin are House MD and CallMeKevin. Hearing Kevin make a House MD reference made me very happy. It’s never Lupis!

[@connerh3607]

I feel like my dad when he watches Ellen Degeneres everyday at the same time, but instead of a philanthropist I'm watching a sociopath.

[@LynnAgain83]

😂😂😂

[@zel9061]

@unknowning unknown probably*

[@FletcherCat]

@unknowning unknown take a look at that username real quick

[@zel9061]

@unknowning unknown The internet is is a cringey place. Wouldn't you agree?

[@jackthetieluwu3572]

unknowning unknown I think you need a nap and some tea.

[@colbyd8304]

Doctor Kevin is by far the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard of in my entire life

[@ottiliaottilia]

It would also be the last

[@whytho8856]

@@ottiliaottilia tru

[@anthognome]

A "House" reboot starring Kevin. I'm down.

[@MegaGothrocker]

Oh fuck yeah!!!

[@congmail7865]

Hell yeah

[@sammyrobbins6848]

“This is too dark” Then what was all of his 80+ sim episodes???

[@SirPotato43]

Killing sims is family friendly

[@yenigi5139]

I'd have Kevin as my doctor... Then I wouldn't have to pay my student loans

[@EvilGremlin100]

Kevin said "doctors can pronounce you dead, even if you're not".. one way to get out of student debt, I suppose..

[@zacharyheine4177]

If Dr Kevi doesn't kill you on purpose, he'll kill you by accident

[@fox7378]

"aHeM I diagnose you...with DED" That sounds like something from Monte Python lolll

[@SmittySmart]

Kevin certainly puts the 'fecked' in perfect.

[@rebekahlucas9835]

“Look he needs an egg!” “Hold on I’ll bring you your eggs in a second” THAT SENT ME🤣

[@omgisithotinhere]

as a med student with scoliosis and lupus, I can most definitely confirm you’re gonna need some inhalers after heavy lifting lolol

[@giannarighi2168]

0:33 as a healthcare provider I can confirm, I use the same jokes day after day for every patient.

[@desmondculp5285]

“Why is that water cooler thinking about that man”

[@DaNiLY]

Day forty-three of telling Kevin he’s the greatest KZbinr ever.

[@elmadicine]

ah yes, the classic hallmark of a kevin hospital: hedge maze

[@jerrys.6119]

I just want you to know, as someone who works in healthcare, your comment at the beginning about using the same jokes on every patient and keeping the ones that stick is 100% accurate.

[@keblee2443]

“This game is too dark and depressing”... says the guy who installed a cannibalism mod in the sims and made two Santa clauses duke it out and the winner has to eat the loser....

[@elsa6000]

"I'm gonna weaken their immune system so much just giving them steroids and shit." No joke, that's literally what my local urgent care does.

[@SkullHandy]

"I made a hospital". I already feel sad for the patients

[@exosproudmamabear558]

This actually looks very helpful to doctors if they made it realistic. I am gonna try and see if my real-life patients will survive or live. Wish it also told the active ingredients

[@JargonMadjin]

"It's fine, you're having a stroke." This guy would have cured my cancer in two years instead of the three, unless he told me to lay perfectly still then I'd never be seen again Because that's how you become invisible according to Drax

[@colorsrrealduh]

Sometimes I fear that I am a character in a video game, and up in the sky somewhere Kevin is laughing down at me while I’m in pain

[@benjones7848]

Dude just treated the legendary John Williams!

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

i feel like this is a pretty accurate depiction of the american ER. nurses doing their best, absolute chaos in the waiting room, doctors misdiagnosing left and right fucking around w their huge power trip as the patients die

[@nikkiesona]

Day 268 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@IamaPERSON]

Random Fact: I beat Borderlands 3 yesterday. Gotta say, did not expect the ending to turn out the way it did.

[@nameiszombie7854]

I love that you're still at it

[@nameiszombie7854]

@@IamaPERSON It was kind of a let down tbh

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nameiszombie7854 the game, or the ending?

[@jackbudi]

Yes. Mines in a week woo

[@EyeJust1]

5:11 ''Doctors practice on the job, they learn as they go'' I mean he's not wrong

[@ShadowTalk]

2:47 did Kevin just drug John Williams with sleeping pills

[@wesleylee1504]

A moment of silence for source of worlds greatest soundtracks

[@AriFlux]

0:41 Taking a part of your patient’s body and reusing it without consent, to potentially sell for profit is American ingenuity at its finest. All this time I thought Kevin was Irish.

[@ndzhelin2651]

"i'm just going to tell her to exercise, that's fine i'm not going to give her any medication" you and everyone who has an opinion on my mental illness both, buddy

[@noodlez_art1]

I just started watching and I can already tell it's chaotic

[@amsie02]

"It's too dark for me. I don't like it." Who are you? Where's the real Kevin!?

[@krieglord573]

2:05 wait a second is that YOUNG JIM

[@LynnAgain83]

Omg it is! 😂💀

[@robinvp7921]

"Today i will be your doctor." If i ever hear Kevin say that to me i would have died of a heart attack on the spot.

[@nikkicyrier]

The one thing I never wanted to hear: "Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today I will be your doctor."

[@AbitantedelVault]

"Time of death 10 am" 'But doctor I am still alive' "Did you guys hear something?"

[@klimaap97]

Weirdly enough Kevin was actually kind of right about the scoliosis, exercise (for example in the form of fysiotherapy) can actually help prevent the scoliosis from getting worse and can relieve (some of) the pain. Did not expect him to actually be good at being a doctor 😂

[@midgematic8659]

Me: *recovering from a horrific accident* Kevin: Hello there friend, how’s it goin, Im here to play doctor with you today- Me: Pull the plug.

[@kallistakamberos5797]

It’s so good to know I can just watch Kevin’s videos to study for med school now. That’ll save me so much time

[@mbamuukatjiri2262]

I love this dudes humour so much 😅 It's why I love watching his videos... Leave a like on his video to show support..

[@insertname1857]

5:12 I know it was supposed to be a joke but Kevin is actually right, doctors are constantly learning knew things because they don't actually know everything. sadly, many doctors don't believe they need to keep learning (re: my old doctor. shout out to fellow chronic illness sufferers)

[@moritz9853]

Kid -comes in and sais that its leg hurts -kevin remembers the Videos he watched in order to be prepared for the job, -guy in video says he need to take out the tonsils -kevin *Taking out the chainsaw*

[@anneblackk]

As a person with a terminal illness who has been going to a hospital since I was 3 years old, I can’t safely say that this is 100% accurate. This is exactly how hospital are and how doctors treat you. I’ve been hospitalised in the ICU for an itch as well.

[@injectablebacon1891]

I literally got an ad saying we have to have healthcare we need

[@tirsden]

Just started the video and I can already say you're still better than almost every primary care doctor I've been to. I have to find another one yet again because the latest one didn't even want to read a list of symptoms I'd written out for him because I have memory issues (handwritten, one page, lots of white space). He had zero interest in me reading it out loud to him either. I coasted through the rest of the appointment just hoping I could get a copy of the blood work to either take to whatever doctor my anxiety and courage level lets me get next, or look up how to interpret them via google myself. Where'd the doctors go, seriously? I keep finding asshats with medical degrees instead.

[@taku-ruki]

Kevin saying Lumbago and rdr. Me who just finished rdr2 : I understood that refrence.

[@CoolerCookie]

13:09 "He NeEdS aN eGg" hahah oh gosh no. As a premed student, this pains me

[@PooftaHeights]

"I've played Red dead I got this!"

[@guidojacobs2002]

Okay, an idea: use the coffins from The Sims' Vampire DLC to bury people alive, but making a B2 floor with coffins, having sims sleep in those coffins, then reduce the rooms on that floor to just those coffins, and delete the B1 floor. The inspiration that old unrelated games can create is remarkable.

[@CHark-lq7gw]

"I made a hospital that treats people with guesswork" that's just a regular hospital

[@reddragonX1000]

"Oh my god, that gives us a lot of money. Still *i* want to diagnose him [with big boo boo]" 13:28 It's so awesome of Kevin to feck peoples lives, regardless of their background.

[@lordreno8911]

Did Kevin just say he will be my doctor??? Oh no... The plague is about to start.

[@ydtmrc]

as a neuroscientist, neurology does include a fair amount of guesswork. someone give kevin a raise.

[@4399toled]

2:35 John Williams really? KEEP that man alive! He is a national treasure =O

[@enbypotato]

Kevin's hospital is the definition of searching your symptoms on google because you could have a minor cough and both google and Kevin's would say that you're going to die

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

Kevin stream Idle Breakout on twitch sometime I’d totally watch

[@kurakaji9052]

"You probably cant prove it" is giving me war flashbacks. Im disabled and the US called that into question. Fact is I've gotten worse, as have my diagnosis! And I have ample evidence with very specific testimony from many of my doctors, and the judge said that the note outlining the exact conditions I need to work and how limited my options are, it too vague. I'm not bitter.

[@TheNewtoons]

3:48 that's exactly how some of the doctors here in Brazil exam people.

[@Dan_Mak_21]

P a r a c e t a m o l

[@demonwolfnanoski8431]

I never thought i can smile so hard the amount of times he brings up Dr house like my god

[@Wonderland2097]

The fact a lot of the questionable treatment options you keep giving patients is what my actual doctor keeps offering me is slightly terrifying O.o

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

"Oh god is that the cops? Oh no, that's an ambulance. Okay." Imaging paying a visit to a doctor and he says that.

[@bradkelvis696]

This is an alternative timeline to the sims because Jim work at a hospital so what if I told you Jim took over the hospital and this is what he did

[@jackthetieluwu3572]

That reminds me of my brother, also named Kevin who went into medicine.

[@SnivillusLupin]

Kevin: "Why are you getting undressed?! I didn't ask you to do that!" Me:😖 *puts clothes back on* 😭

[@bencross3759]

I’ve been in and out of hospital these past few months and if you were my doctor I would be dead! But they say laughter is the best medicine!

[@fancypants9558]

I’d want Kevin as a Doctor Not this Kevin, a different one Although... they do say comedy is the best medicine **ominous shotgun loading sound**

[@NickSmith-fe7lp]

Well that much is obvious

[@zacharyheine4177]

Sorry you had to wait so long to see the doctor, everyone who came in for a consultation got sent directly to ICU and put on bed rest

[@XnoobsauceX]

The great leader giveth.... And the great leader taketh.

[@ClellBiggs]

Kevin: Patients! Everyone: Dies from laughter.

[@Ilivepuppys]

worst meme ever its not funny and if I was to see you walking in the streets I would punch you

[@skinplays1964]

This is going to be interesting as always

[@ghouldishanimal]

You need to play more hospital games. Two Point Hospital was one of my favourite things you did and this is a new favourite

[@lordreno8911]

12:26 , how did my sleep paralysis end up in Kevin's video?

[@ottiliaottilia]

This is one of few things that makes me feel happy atm, ty Kevin