GTA: San Andreas but we pull off a casino heist

GTA: San Andreas, time for the heist missions
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It's 4:01AM, the perfect time to watch old CallMeKevin video's that I have already watched 12 times.

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Jokes aside, having these types of mission in 2004 was very revolutional

[@floorpuncher3280]

I remember that mission where you kidnap an Italian and put him on your windshield.

[@dearleader6789]

Voice Muted sounds like a regular Saturday for me

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ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, laughing my fucking ass off

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*Flying cars cheat activated* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Think it’s called Fender Ketchup?

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“Hey- Hey, who the fuck-“

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The police budget can't afford helicopters. They've opted for trebuchets!

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Is that from a movie or something? It sounds so familiar...

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Can’t believe I found oceans 11 on KZbin for free

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Passive VII whoosh

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@@Blucoupe dumb

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Alex Navarro you’re the dumbest man on the planet

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I dont get it too. What please?

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This is a a good title

[@CallMeKevin]

Now I fixed it and it is you that looks like a fool

[@cowboid]

I've been played at my own game

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What was it before?

[@cowboid]

GTA: San Andreas but we pull off a a casino heist

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Matthæus B. What did it say when he fixed it?

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Itsuki YAMAGUCHI everything is gonna be ok man. The present pain will pass. The amount of pain now doesn't matter as it will go away, the only thing that matters is the end result in the future.

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I liked your comment up to 69, I hope that helps you.

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That casually thrown in stunt montage joke! 10/10

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6:23 *Guys pops into cutscene as if like:* “Oh, I’m supposed to be in this cutscene!”

[@MerkhVision]

Lmfaoo

[@JustinY.]

We still have no casino in GTA V

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Justin Y. S'all online now ain't it?

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They put nightclubs into Gta Online

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Stop

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BOI

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[@yorak3520]

Guard : "PUT THAT.. thank you for your cooperation."

[@savagedaclown8071]

Rockstar seriously needs to remaster san andreas. Best gta game imo

[@josef5319]

san andreas with gta v graphics....I will sell my fucking car to buy that game.

[@jyrkimaansiirrotoy1836]

@@josef5319 Your car only cost 60€? Damn that's a cheap car.

[@vampirethespiderbatgod9740]

That's called a remake

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@@jyrkimaansiirrotoy1836 lame reply

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@@vampirethespiderbatgod9740 Yuck. I smell your diabetes trough the screen.

[@PTB_BE]

Also: Kevin, are you the US government? How did you get so much debt ?!

[@smellincoffee]

Student loans DLC. Carl just isn't college material.

[@smokeymcbongwater]

When did GTA San Andreas get so realistic

[@ramennoodles760]

Falling from a 726.4 feet dam (Info gathered from dam based on) average 22 year old male calculated from given birth date from wiki and time set in game determining velocity and force of falling from such height getting the dynamic pressure if density of water is 1000, and reaching it within 10 seconds, it would equal the dynamic pressure of (N/m2, Pa)=1226477, dynamic pressure of (lb/ft2, psf)=25616 and dynamic pressure of (lb/in2, psi)=178. Even though that would have been one painful jump.

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Assassins creed lied?

[@MerkhVision]

As it is those numbers are meaningless. Can u translate those values into practical data? For example “x amount of pressure from the fall would equal getting hit by a car going 60mph and would surely kill him” or something like that

[@kshitijkumar9094]

@@MerkhVision don't bother with data let me make it a bit layman for ya.....from that height it would be like jumping off a skyscraper and falling on a concrete floor, instant death pretty much

[@voteZDLR]

"Why does this taxi have NOS?" In San Andreas when you do over 50 cab fares the reward is that every single cab in the game now has NOS. So whoever played that game prior to you had 50 cab fares. As for why he's in debt, it makes sense as he had just unlocked Las Venturas apparently when that happened, and it's very possible to get millions in debt in the casinos and when that happens they hire hitmen who come harass you till your money reaches the positives again. Impossible to do when you're already out of the casino having left the game you got broke in. Blackjack for example is the best one to do to get the money back but if you're already broke it won't let you play. Pretty sure. So you're screwed I think unless you cheat the money back till you're in the green again. BONUS: the easiest way to make money in the game by far besides playing Blackjack is to get Gold in all the Pilot School tasks (not hard to do if you're even semi-decent at flying) which unlocks the Apache helicopter AKA the Hunter which allows you to do a side mission called Brown Thunder. It counts towards the Vigilante side mission progression as well but the difference is it's ridiculously easy to do and people intentionally go past the Level 12 into like Level 999 potentially making hundreds of millions of dollars in the process. I know I made like $10 million when I did it and got to like Level 78 before getting bored or something like that, got the bonus for doing Vigilante missions at the same time. All in order to get more money + 100% as well

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I love that title! Never change it

[@Kristians92]

Ahahaha these videos always make me laugh and I love it! Keep doing what you are doing, man because you are really good at it! Cheers!

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7:19 That cop was Martin Riggs :D

[@arfn1973]

GTA: San Andreas *but my debt too high that i will killed less then 5 minutes after respawn*

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Thank you for the video Big Smoke

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Ivan De Francisco I a a agree

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10:11 is that.... David Cross? I "blue" myself David Cross? IT IS.

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Why are you playing an inferior parody of the Simpsons hit and run?

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(dont worry about sponsored stuff kev im wicked happy for you that you got sponsored!!!)

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I wasn't here from the start, but when I did find Kevin he only uploaded every second day (which made watching his videos that much better!) and then when he'd do a episode on a off day it was like a early christmas.

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Lmao that body flop at 1:11 . Must be changin positions for a nice nap on the road.

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"This is the worst getaway I've ever seen" ah, but you've seen it!

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So, let me get this straight. You don't want us to go through withdrawal, but instead, you're trying to make us overdose on your vids?! D:

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Wow I can't believe you told Larry Wilson and Frank Miller to fuck off during the casino heist, they could surely help you with their experience.

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Why should we be overwhelmed by sponsored videos? Every game you played, ever, had been a pleasure to watch and every video is rewatchable.

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3:50 you're welcome!

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that small 2 second joke at 12:00 made me kek harder then anything I've seen this week thank you papa kevin

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I always loved that line "I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off"

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Hello there, General Kenobi

[@datajake7869]

With that driving Kevin, you would not even be noticed in Las Vegas.

[@MerkhVision]

Not letting CJ play blackjack while he’s in disguise is actually pretty realistic. In real life Casinos, employees are not allowed to play table games. Source: my friend works at a casino. They’re allowed to play slots and machine games, but no tables. I guess its like in case they’re friends with the dealers and convince them to cheat or something idk. He’d have to go an hour away to another casino if he’d wanna play cards or anything like that

[@klouk77]

I don't mind the sponsored video's , you've earned it but thanks for giving us an extra daily dose of Kevin

[@bekrox64]

Feeling nostalgic for this era of call me kevin lol

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Blind Person (at Kevin runnin into him): "You blind!?" xD

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Sponsored content? I hope it's for Bore Ragnarok

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The OGs Frank and Larry at 3:45, good times

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that was the best surprise i could have had love u kev

[@AleksanderDrako]

You don't have to date that girl to get a key-card. When I was too young to play this game I "got rid of her" and took the card from her house.

[@christianariel34]

"You stupid backstabbing piece of eggplant shit" i lost it

[@alski]

11:59 ahh the memories

[@PastelJackal]

The red car chasing him lol the debt collectors hahaha love this save

[@WaxCrayon]

Ahh that time when I was young I used to wear the gimp suit as I thought it looked cool...

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your videos are cheering me up while i'm stuck in bed with the flu, thanks kevin!

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GTA: San Andreas but we need to talk about my gambling problem.

[@theprodigalson4003]

I like tailing missions. It’s a nice calm break

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All we had to do was subscribe the great Kevin Cj

[@ZIGM1NT]

‘What a great day’ proceeds to get shot by 20 people at once

[@Denois95]

I'm really glad you're getting paid Kevo

[@deebee69]

"Speak on it." *Hangs up*

[@jaimalik7329]

GTA: SA More Like Ocean's 13

[@dearleader6789]

Montegery more like San Boring

[@KwaQGFX]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@boreragnarok2549]

@@KwaQGFX what?

[@OSD_tv]

Me : literally watch 1 video of gta sa. YT Algorithm : Now all your homepage is gta sa :)))

[@adamdavenport8009]

All you had to do was pay off your damn debts, Kevin! 😆

[@Mr-Green0]

7:20, 7:42 It's raining cops, hallelujah.

[@liftforlife7937]

Kevin can we get some more gmod vids

[@MrRayen123]

What a a great heist!

[@R3fug333]

Hahaha 12:00 This is why Kevin is the best

[@Bleach89]

R3fug33 you know the song name

[@R3fug333]

009 sound system dreamscape It was used in a lot of videos when KZbin was young. Now it's a meme.

[@Bleach89]

R3fug33 ahh 2007 KZbin

[@lucianSom]

12:00 ah i see ur a man of culture as well, (u use the dark theme on YT)

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I still to this day say “ finally some action around here” hahhhh

[@ramennoodles760]

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@mikeycisar2665]

Black man, mexican janitor and group of Chinese men tries to pull a heist. It's not start of joke, it's GTA San Andreas.

[@Crazy56U]

GTA San Andreas but you abruptly go severely bankrupt partway through your adventure

[@doozyklutz]

11:37 that also happened to me and I also listened to that song while running off... our minds lmao

[@orangesmikypro1353]

The Truth missions, please. I would like all of them, but if I had to choose then it would be "Are you going to San Fierro?"

[@darthken815]

@Call Me Kevin ~To quote Carl Johnson: "How you drive if you blind? What kind of license you got? Fishing license?!"

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6:31 *RKO!! FOR OUT OF NOWHERE*

[@luisandrea3221]

Two videos in one day? You spoil us, Kevin.

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WOW THE GRAPHICS ARE AMAZING

[@atdilly2095]

you predicted the gta 5 dlc, well done Kevin.

[@kandyburra]

>early video Oh Kevin thank you. Have my babies please

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Call me Kevin back at it with the sentence fragment title

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7:30 That headshot though!!!! XD

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Thiccboi saves the day once more!

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YASS NEW GTA SAN ANDREAS VID!

[@ryderwilson3385]

I'm so happy I found out about this channel

[@PartyQuest]

you bring me nostalgia with gta 3,vice city and san andreas! ty.

[@notme7486]

Kevin driving around Las Venturas brings back memories

[@hopper4185]

Your videos are helping me out to forget about my depression, thanks kevin i really appreciate it

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"that's plane-amazing!"

[@Cabbage7Patch]

3:47 those are the skins Kevin and Crowley had in SAMP

[@hamptoncomics]

Yay, another San Andreas video.

[@AnoNiMuse]

GTA San Andreas but it's an epic stunt montage

[@jog8930]

How *evil* of you Kevin, making me think my clocks were wrong

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3:50 😂 11:08 "MaNnErS?" 😂

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You just might be the funniest youtuber I ever found XD

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This video deserves a sub

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11:58 that casual editing.

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No! 2 Call Me Kevin Videos is not enough!

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Love how honest you are Kevin! You're a great KZbinr. Never change :O :P

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woozie secretly ordered himself a tesla autopilot from future

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3:45 It's Frank & Larry!

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MANGLED FIST is my new hardcore band name

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“The creepiest son of a bitch I’ve ever seen” I like a bit of a competition

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2:20 I can't breathe anymore