I said no to everything in Bitlife and it ruined my life

[@MHF786]

Honestly the creativity Kevin has when naming/creating his characters is surprisingly impressive.

[@IamaPERSON]

Next bot comment deletes their main. Anyway, how are you?

[@MHF786]

@Lightbreaker well. Time to delete your main.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@MHF786 haha, you said it!

[@MHF786]

@@IamaPERSON ah. I am doing very well.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@MHF786 that's good

[@caseyhedges5699]

“Since I’m back in Ireland for a while” - He must return often to replenish his powers to their fullest

[@ryokiritani4187]

Your comment got hijacked by bots

[@spacesheep_]

ew bots

[@caelmorgan6817]

Is that why he's been doing so many pacifist videos?

[@wassupitsyaboi3680]

I love your pfp haha

[@caseyhedges5699]

@@wassupitsyaboi3680 Thank you, I like yours too 😁

[@VampireBabysitter]

He got so excited when "hug a Kevin day" popped up 😭😭😭😭 poor Kev

[@VoidZeroNothing]

@YeaMan Literally impossible. There is no way in hell you are better than Kevin. Kevin is the best person on this Earth. Which isn't insulting our Dear Leader, since Jim Pickens is a deity and not a person. Hail out Dear Leader, Jim Pickens. I hope he strikes you down for lying.

[@noahgoucher2867]

He really did deserve that spot over Kevin Spacey!!!

[@calvenmuswagon7445]

I thought it was a special event bitlife made for kevin :(

[@PatRick-sm5fe]

Yea I was so sad that he wasn't on the list :''(((

[@claireglover1391]

=( sad.

[@mk_the_maniac2091]

“I am suffering from depression. I cried. I cried. I sent my mother a letter. I cried” are we sure Noah went to prison? It’s sounding a lot like my first year in university

[@himynameismaryyy]

Holy shit, these replies.

[@akuma2918]

@@himynameismaryyy The bots are taking over KZbin

[@mk_the_maniac2091]

@@himynameismaryyy ikr 🙄 I keep trying to report them but I don’t think it does anything.

[@JJ_Jonah]

@@mk_the_maniac2091 same

[@RajatSingh-yv2sf]

@@mk_the_maniac2091 There are so many of them that it is physically impossible to report them all and KZbin isn't doing shit to stop spam bots.

[@akana5159]

Just the name of the character alone is gold, its only been a couple seconds in the video and I'm already happy

[@antonizajkowski9698]

Same!!!

[@neogeo6697]

@YeaMan fake

[@pleasedontsub2732]

Lol. Very true. Kevin keeps us entertained from beginning to end

[@SieMiezekatze]

*vibrating

[@MHF786]

Ah yes. The sequel to the life of "agreeable" "Noah T. Hanks"

[@MHF786]

Oh god. I'm being surrounded.

[@parkerguidry8320]

www.youtubeuis.com/watch?v=iAV1tQaJOw6s

[@deathknight1239]

@@MHF786 I think we are the only humans in this comment section we got to stick together if we want to survive.

[@Gon-hx4df]

We must stick together or the bots win

[@SunshineHood]

Ah yes. A fellow Noah.

[@SilverEye91]

I'd like to imagine that the reason no one came to his funeral was because they couldn't fecking find him. The man ran from country to country only stopping for occasionally throwing a million at a failed election campaign.

[@AngelBirdo]

I think there were actually two or three failed campaigns--

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

This might be the one time he doesn’t hire a hitman because he’d have to reject the potential candidates.

[@Combes_]

@M A C H I K O xxxxxx Go away spam bot

[@eeeEEEeeeEEEEEE-eeeeeee]

Q

[@dumbstupid7774]

⁠@@Combes_maybe you’re the real exorcist

[@opencanofsoup787]

I think it would be interesting to see kevin toggle the setting in bitlife that lets you go by half years instead of full, it would let him get up to double the chaos

[@AngelBirdo]

the setting that *what*

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

​@@AngelBirdoInstead of aging up by 1 year, it lets you age up by 6 months instead

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin now has 2.8 million subscribers NGL Kevin definitely deserves it for his hard work and joy he brings to people

[@Dumbneck]

@Lightbreaker shut up

[@ethandylann]

He deserves more :)

[@budaroddy]

Yes that Ford Fiesta dude really need an award

[@miss-laea]

You sound like ur young but that’s adorable

[@hthnxoutlaw]

Noah T. Hanks is the most normal name Kevin has ever picked in this game

[@cosmic7336]

The Seed™

[@somerandomgamer8504]

Eve Hill

[@MinimiMax]

It is no surprise this guy has a hard time getting a job. Imagine the interview with this guy. "Why do you want to work for our company." "I don't."

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I said no to everything in Bitlife and it ruined my life" Surely he meant Noah's life, the moment Kevin takes control of the main character in bitlife their life becomes a living nightmare

[@donaldmcronald5425]

I feel like I have seen you before

[@GameBoy-tr4fq]

Facts

[@pleasedontsub2732]

The moment Kevin takes control of any characters life in any game their life is ruined

[@pokemonteaml]

Kevin didnt even live in spain for like 2 months and hes already back in Ireland, goes to show how nice a place Cork is

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

Begone bots, you are banished

[@freya8655]

Kevin is just more creative with names each time

[@amberrose3468]

FUN FACT: Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA) is essentially the proper diagnosis for a "no" person! Where someone's main characteristic is to avoid everyday demands and expectations to an extreme extent. It presents in kids as saying "no" to everything possible, even if they want to say yes, or do the thing they're protesting :) Love the vids Kev, keep it up!

[@dumbstupid7774]

I have PDA :)

[@sarahconner6749]

Honestly, “Noah T. Hanks” is genius

[@kewoshk]

It’s almost at the level of Chris P. Bacon

[@WolfgangDoW]

Noah Fence

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

There should be a National Hug Callmekevin day so everyone in the cult can get a hug from Kevin

[@turg1737]

@M A C H I K O xxxxxx do You support Jim Pickens?

[@soleil4951]

@@turg1737 late, but this sounds so much like a bot scam but it isn’t and that’s amazing

[@thelighthousez3718]

Day 1 of reminding Kevin he is more than a "funny youtube guy" to us and we love him not only as an entertainer (youtuber) but also as a human.

[@minervatanhua2387]

Frick off you bot, let’s appreciate the commenter’s wholesomeness

[@sixfeetundertheradar6080]

And as a cult leader

[@Rob17Cotton]

@@minervatanhua2387 the original comment sounds like a bot wrote it doesn't really sound wholesome at all 🖕🖕🖕

[@AmadeuszKlodawski]

Seems like someone's read one of those "101 ways to boost your confidence," and finally learnt how to say No... Just, he went a bit _too_ far with it.

[@TheCapedArtist]

Yeah he read it in the womb and came out saying "no"

[@AmadeuszKlodawski]

@@TheCapedArtist He was a quick learner -- far too mature for his own good the poor thing. That, or it was some sort of higher being, a puppet master if you will, controlling his every move, that took the book as gospel and did it to him. Who knows, eh~ 😊

[@TheCapedArtist]

@@AmadeuszKlodawski god, imagine being Kevin's puppet. What a terrifying thought

[@sianblack3042]

Let’s all thank Jim that Kevin doesn’t have kids because I would be terrified about what he would name them.

[@fernandobenitez2601]

Theyd probably be named turg

[@bannerthesuperdog]

I also say “no” to anything that would improve my life quality.

[@gokstad6784]

@@ROSE-nr1ln no

[@pumpkinpickens]

I am suffering from depression. I cried. I cried. I watched Kevin play BitLife. I cried.

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

I nuked an orphanage. My depression was cured.

[@sarahmcdonnell7705]

I knew I felt a shift in the Irish land the past couple of days.. Kevin’s back!

[@CarlosThadeu]

Not gonna lie. The Sims and Bitlife are my fav of your series, Kevin, so I am always happy to see a new video of them, it makes my day better.

[@bamajuju]

I think it's bit life and Minecraft for me

[@satyadivyach4544]

We went through a whole bitlife video without a surgery o.o Kevin really was serious about saying no to everything! XD Thank you for the fun video despite your busy schedule. Hope you're taking care of yourself.

[@tobiasgorgen7592]

Kevin playing a 'Noah' in bitlife a week after my son 'Noah' was born! Coincidence? More like bore ragnarok.

[@Sachicodao]

I don't even enjoy simulation games like these, yet kevin can make thousands of videos on them and they're always so entertaining

[@drfcmike7023]

The amount of good content you've got out of this game is insane 😂 No doubt you'll find more ways to keep it entertaining too!

[@redlikeroses1062]

“Since I’m back in Ireland for awhile” In that moment, a whole island shivered in fear.

[@MadnessIncVP]

6:49 Kevin: Loses twice. Also Kevin: _”I should go All in.”_ 10:08 - 10:11 Might be one of the smartest moves, that I’ve seen, on a Kevin BitLife Video. 10:53 And for one smart move, he has ten dumb ones...

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

Judge: "I sentence you to 2 years in prison." Kevin: "No." Judge: "Well when you put it that way you're free to go"

[@cancerthecrab]

When I have my bitlife characters watch KZbin I always keep clicking until the option to watch CallMeKevin comes up

[@henrychinaski8686]

"Since I am back in Ireland." Kevin did you try to run for Mayor of Madrid again? 🙄

[@Mad_Leroy]

When they say “Kevin, the creator (of BitLife)” that IS you. They mean Kevin the CONTENT creator. Just a little tip for you, lol

[@gokstad6784]

what

[@Mad_Leroy]

@@gokstad6784 yeah.

[@UltraHylia]

...I think you're right actually, I looked it up and the game wasn't created by a Kevin. Though they could've made it a lot clearer. Edit: this is completely wrong, one of the creators is named Kevin O'Neil, but not the one that came up when I Googled it

[@saxomarphone]

Kevin O’Neil is one of the creators of BitLife so sadly not our Kevin! :(

[@kc12311]

@@saxomarphone So it's not only a different Kevin, but a different IRISH Kevin?! There can be only one!

[@stealthrs7007]

I have a feeling that Kevin just sits there for hours thinking of theese genius names for this characters.

[@lunethemoonman1533]

Seeing Kevin get so excited when he read the bit about National Hug-a-Kevin Day and immediately getting disappointed when he realized he wasn’t an option hurt me a little bit

[@violetinpurple]

kevin is actually creative when it comes to names for his bitlife characters

[@SingularityEngine]

That part about Noah T. Hanks going to Egypt and The Nile were such good puns.

[@SableCatDog]

When he looks up at the other screen he looks like he's asking god for the answers 😂

[@rishiravikumar5816]

"I said no to everything and it ruined my life." Like you have a successful life in bitlife otherwise😂

[@rishiravikumar5816]

WHATS WITH ALL THE FECKING BOTS ?!?!?

[@sapphireblue4031]

@@rishiravikumar5816 Kevin is too popular now 😂😂😂 but seriously I'm spending more and more time every day reporting bots

[@ballistichorse6221]

Honestly I’m not sure there’s anyone out there who would want to hug Kevin spacey now

[@crashcrisis2228]

0:13 ah. Kevin got deported again.

[@JohnDoe-um8td]

‘Saying no to everything makes you very depressed’ damn…. Realizations are had with Kevin

[@Dovahkindle]

Thank you for more BitLife! Your commentary makes the BitLives so entertaining to watch. I’ll always watch more!

[@somberdoc]

Kevin is an option on hug-a-kevin day guess the bitlife devs dont like all this strange but free advertisements

[@unimportantsir7915]

Kevin you really helped me a lot with my depression in the last few years, Thank you ❤️❤️

[@akara6798]

"Im back in Ireland" so they finally found the hippies you killed

[@nonamesorry7135]

Literally all this time I was wondering why I could never get the eye exam in bitlife right, and now it turns out I have astigmatism... That explains that

[@KinshinReaper]

the second run of being idle and ignoring potential health issues sounds like me.. also, never had a job, it does feel like a waste of a life but knowing that doesn't really change anything lol

[@DulceReposa]

I still remember the time my person joined the Triad, took an oath to never leave because he became very popular among that group. Even became friends with the head of house. But apparently didn't like that he wasn't contributing enough money and his popularity went down. so I made him leave and it was quite scary because frequently I would get a message that said like "You find some Oolong tea leaves on your toilet (screaming emoji)" and I freaked out anytime that happened and would continuously move countries to try and avoid them. I decided to face them just to see what happened and turns out my guy is so good at his former job from killing people that any Triad that attacked him died instantly. They tried about 11 times before I died from getting struck by lightening. It was some weird twist on the telling of John Wick lmaoooo

[@axetheviking6482]

Day 67 of asking Kevin to make a Frostpunk playthrough since he missed out on all the really fun stuff to do like becoming an actual cult leader and making his entire population cannibals.

[@axetheviking6482]

@YeaMan ... what?

[@sapphireblue4031]

@@axetheviking6482 That's a bot promoting that channel, just report or ignore

[@axetheviking6482]

@@sapphireblue4031 understandable

[@ceprithea9945]

"Idk what to do so I'll just attack him" honestly i don't know why i expected enything else LOL

[@jordangary4834]

Any time I see "call me Kevin" as an option on bitlife its the one I choose lol

[@CharliIzzy]

Awww Kevin was talking about me at 4:10

[@bigolbrainworm219]

I don't know if you've done it, but I'd love to see a playthrough (or multiple) of just spamming choices as fast as you can and see what happens

[@trashwagon347]

This is the earliest I've ever been able to catch ur videos I usually save them as one of the last videos to end my day on a high note

[@hatsunemika5313]

Honestly you're the only KZbinr I can watch play this game. It's so boring to me but I always find myself laughing to your videos!

[@stuartrockin]

Leaving a Vibrator as a calling card is great. You can be known as the buzz killer.

[@traviselledge3930]

"I say no prison, I escape". Not the best defence when the guards catch you

[@diamondplayz2145]

Kevin's excitement when Hug A Kevin Day popped up.... gold.

[@Red_Oliver]

Your BitLife videos got me hooked a while ago, always happy to see a new one

[@supersungal2]

They should hire Kevin to come up with the names of Phoenix Wright characters

[@squallloire]

I think Kevin's BitLife addiction might be even more severe than his Among Us addiction...

[@zsvntt]

“I think things are going a little bit better, but still pretty bad” *I felt that*

[@AJHaydenTV]

As soon as Kevin said Foreign Accent Syndrome was a real thing, I paused the video and went on a research tangent.

[@303.preece]

This Irish man is the reason i dont jump off my roof

[@anko_dtm]

get therapy

[@ge1187]

@YeaMan ya know what?no one cares!

[@Aymelia-colon3]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@alexanderbrown542]

Him asking to stay would be him saying no to being fired.

[@guidojacobs2002]

3:42 Just say Kevin, The Creator, because you made that character and made the decision for him to say no to everything.

[@MollyTheCat117]

Hey Kevin I love when you use vibe music in your videos it makes it feel so cozy.

[@samdabugg]

"When theres something strange, in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?" "Noah T. Hanks!"

[@kylingoossen]

I am always happy to see a new BitLife video from you Kevin!

[@Homeminboss]

3:32 after this video, every hug a Kevin day has call me Kevin as a opinion in bitlife

[@JuJu-ln6wg]

Holy shit the second run was surprising, didn't think Noah T.Hanks would make it that far in life, considering he had every disease imaginable 😂😂😂

[@stevenclark1662]

Employer: "We are letting you go, we fear YOU WILL BE ABSENT TOO OFTEN because of your hives." Kevin: "Oh yeah? You think my hives are contagious? Well they arent!" Employer: ...."nobody said that..."

[@autobotashley6510]

I’m living for “Call the demon a bitch.” ❤️

[@delta6704]

im ngl, i dont like watching people play bitlife and i never likes amogus. but when KEVIN plays that stuff? GOLD. literally gold.

[@xeropulse5745]

Since Kevin is back in Cork, I will again resume watching out on every walk. Kevin will get waved at, and it *WILL* be epic.

[@pedrostormrage]

3:28 "I'm not there" It looks like you chose war, BitLife devs ⚔ If it makes you feel better, Kevin, of course you'd be our Hug-a-Kevin Day option 🤗

[@simplydavemn]

Kevin has to have made the Bitlife developers a mint - but to be fair the videos have always been entertaining, so I'd say it is deserved.

[@Viixie]

My day is instantly better when Kevin plays bitlife

[@sharniaoo-gaming]

I would give almost anything to just be able to buy Kevin a coffee and sit and have a chat with him❤️

[@Zin66yFN]

I played the intro over and over again and it sounds like”Hate da friends”

[@jessicasample2999]

Petition to add Kevin to hug-a-Kevin day 😤😤😤

[@malachaiboyle9019]

kevin, i haven't seen ur vids in ages, u honestly make me laugh so much

[@SanguineQueen]

If I had a dollar for every time Kevin ruined his life of his own volition, I'd have enough money to buy a Tesla.

[@jhammers1918]

This has some of the strangest comments I have ever seen.

[@sapphireblue4031]

@@jhammers1918 You mean the sexbots? The have been around for a while on popular channels but it's really escalating. We're going to have more bot comments than views soon

[@seal8900]

He saw the “just say no” anti drug ads and took it too far

[@Abell_lledA]

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates. 🎈

[@noahaeder4292]

0:05 best part of the video.

[@ulaff]

I rather enjoy the names Kevin comes up with in bitlife. It's is a highlight for sure.

[@MrBooblo]

I briefly got my home of Regina Saskatchewan Canada at the beginning of a CallMeKevin video. That's all I needed today

[@rautamiekka]

Since you've played saying yes to everything, no to everything, and choosing randomly, how about alternating between yes, no, random, and your own choice ? :D Or a variant of that: choose randomly which of those you'll do. Not the same as randomly choosing from the presented options, but the random chooser dictates what type of choice you'll make; if it lands on the random one, then you'll do like you did during the random choices gameplay but only for that 1.

[@polarbroomega7263]

That egypt nile joke is SERIOUSLY being slept on

[@maciejcieslak4026]

for unknown reason I counted how many times he said "no" and it was like 71 next time I might count how many times he said something that contained no, or sounded like no yes I've recentely rewatched the business video.

[@lolaishotasf]

this deserves more likes thank you for your service

[@Aymelia-colon3]

Kevin stops reporting to the mafia *Panik* Kevin emigrates *Kalm* Kevin gets back to Ireland *PANIK*

[@GigaChadd330]

The only thing I need to keep me happy in this world is alcohol and Kevin’s videos.

[@adi1403]

I think Kevin's my new favourite youtuber and i only just came across his channel two days back

[@julianarojas8422]

11:05 Colombia, yes!!!! We love you, Kevin!!! 🇨🇴 🇨🇴 🇨🇴 🇨🇴 🇨🇴 🇨🇴 🇨🇴 🇨🇴

[@_helvetixa]

What about bitlife but you don’t look at the scenarios and only the options. So then, you can only read what happens after you’ve chosen a choice lol