I was put in charge of 911 calls and this happened

[@lastsummerday]

“I don’t see speeding as a big issue.” - man that got hit by a car

[@AssasinSpike]

Dark😂

[@Thatslifebro_]

Yeah, so if he says going through painful surgery isn't that bad he knows what he is talking about.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

Wasnt that caused by drunk driving?

[@deepseasnailfish]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 no the dude was speeding and claimed he “didn’t see him!”

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

@@deepseasnailfish oh my bad. Im getting the kcu confused with something else

[@royalblueanimations]

Kevin accidentally saving that person by singing was surprisingly wholesome

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

I know right? chaotic Kevin can still save others

[@pixelatedtoast]

that was the cutest thing ever and i cant stop replaying it

[@Chris_Cross]

He should have started singing Ring of Fire.

[@kikosawa]

what person? the one with Beetles? didn't he faint and fell down still?

[@Morhan_Jehnez]

Timestamp?

[@kanaker9561]

I love how Kevin didn't even mean to save that one guy, but he somehow managed to talk him out of killing himself through song. Kevin confirmed Disney Princess

[@superdash_]

If you carry on watching the transcript it shows the person gets dizzy as if they're going to fall but Kevin just blanks them lmao

[@JustMiah13]

my favorite part by far

[@bread7610]

Truly i’ve been out maneuvered

[@can0cringe]

I heard the conversation start and immediately thought Kevin would fuck up. Tbh kinda surprised he didn’t, went with the flow, and made it

[@jasonenns5076]

Let it flow!

[@Tacman215]

LMAO "Sir, I know what I'm doing. My dad's a firefighter" *Immediately blows up*

[@mothkeytv]

I should not have laughed, yet I fucking cackled

[@brianblackburn5018]

When?!? 🤣

[@AprilFTO]

i dont know about anyone else but kevin taking his time talking to the man on the train tracks gave me such anxiety

[@BeanColored]

My heart The stress I don't deserve this

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

Right? Why do I take everything seriously? But I just can't stop watching! xd

[@yeboihayds8729]

A lot of things in this vid gave me anxiety, this one was one of them, but just the shere thought of a real life situation where someone calling about a preventable situation, like when the man smelt gas, and then hearing a later call about an exploded building, putting 2 and 2 together would be very scary and if I had that job and that situation happened to me, I wouldn't be able to sleep for a while.

[@chattycatty3336]

it made me angry lmao

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

@@BeanColored get a life

[@alixtheprofessionalcatherd6850]

Kevin kills everyone apart from the man who wanted to die...

[@SHADOW17018]

how ironic

[@christinasmith3244]

mission failed successfully

[@faith9196]

somehow oddly wholesome

[@swirls9583]

The Reverse Jigsaw.

[@jericho2259]

he could kill the ones he loves with his powers but save the ones he doesn't even know... ironic

[@calvin5426]

In a strange way, this is actually genuinely anxiety inducing. Calling 911 and having Kevin answer is a very specific kind of nightmare you never want to find yourself in

[@WarhammerGeek]

I know, right? It's all fictional but the tone of the game and the tone of Kevin mixing was actually freaking me out. Kevin saving that one man by breaking protocol was a nice surprise though.

[@UncleCheezmo]

@@WarhammerGeek what's the game called

[@WarhammerGeek]

@@UncleCheezmo Depending on where you are it should be either 112 or 911 Operator. It's on Steam.

[@Sweet.peach21]

it was incredibly anxiety inducing. i had to remind myself it was just a game like five times because of the amount of ppl that died.

[@taeunaosei9107]

@@Sweet.peach21 the little kids at the middle of the storm made me so fucking nervous 🗿

[@illiterategoose104]

Kevin accidentally saving that guy who was gonna kill himself is the definition of chaotic good

[@AufWiedersehen550]

He is King

[@kyltredragmire4939]

I say it’s more like when chaotic evil is acting so chaotic they accidentally do a good.

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

i'd say chaotic neutral, he just does crazy things and whether they help or hinder people is up to fate 😂

[@love_lauren]

@@J05TI he was preventing suicide not helping it

[@Momo-po5tn]

He is chaotic neutral

[@seidimeow]

As a former interpreter that also took the occasional 911 call... this game ain't too far off, that's exactly how people called in... except we had no ignore button 💁

[@pie7591]

I see you everywhere !

[@seidimeow]

@@pie7591 👀

[@HMPRODIGY]

@@seidimeow lol i think he means he sees you commenting on this channel a lot

[@foolishdonut]

@@HMPRODIGY obviously

[@HMPRODIGY]

@@foolishdonut im just clarifing, some people dont know

[@schwarzenbutter9160]

" A block of flats is on fire." Kevin: *Hysterically laughing* That was me!

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I wouldn't call him a "911 Operator", more like a "Crime Advisor" where people call him to learn how to commit crimes.

[@alex_bee]

Oh no, now Kevin will have to change the channel’s name to CallMeMoriarty

[@bigclean4380]

Dahmbet I have to say i don’t like pedos but why did you comment this

[@TheIrishDino]

Finally, a job made for Kevin

[@IamaPERSON]

@@bigclean4380 he supports them, so we gotta report it

[@serotonin.scavenger]

I don't know if Kevin is smart enough to advise people on committing crimes. He just sorts of bumbles away when he does that kind of thing.

[@AJHaydenTV]

"Dispatcher, I'd like to report a murder." "Deal with your own fecking problems! Don't whine to me!"

[@bobbybologna3029]

Basically what we all thought. Kevin as a 911 Operator: "Oh my God! Stop calling me!"

[@Berserker32]

NO THIS IS PATRICK!

[@potatonite2340]

"HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!"

[@JohnPlayerDaniel]

Excuse me. I am the world best rapper.

[@nowybopes]

Stop calling me, I have a boyfriend

[@linusperssonsgamingchannel7354]

I love Kevin but this was not fun. Emergency during corona and joking about it, seriously you should know better.

[@CalypsoMelypso]

Kevin: accidentally prevents a man from committing suicide by singing with him *Everyone liked that*

[@ujnawierzbie72]

The call with the husband "strangling" his wife, is actually a reference to a recorded polish 911 phone call from a few years back. That's a surprising easter egg :D

[@bobobsen]

Oh poland

[@porkybeans1154]

There was another reference in the mobile game where a woman calls and “orders a pizza” when she asks for police

[@math3000]

@@porkybeans1154 wait, there's a mobile game?!

[@porkybeans1154]

@@math3000 yes but it’s called 911 operator not 112

[@najpotenicewolf934]

Tak bardzo parsknęłam rozpoznając ten dialog. :'D

[@castielnovak4509]

Kevin: *is evil on purpose* Kevin: *is speechless when something bad happens*

[@QueerCripple]

All of us: *knows Kevin is evil* Also us: *shocked and conflicted when something bad happens*

[@JJ-bp1yp]

@@QueerCripple *we love Kevin*

[@QueerCripple]

@@JJ-bp1yp I love everyone who makes me question if I might need to reexamine my morals 🤣

[@MidnightMuffin]

So basically the surprised Pikachu meme.

[@Insert_Bland_Name_Here]

He's only speechless when something bad happens that he isn't directly responsible for.

[@ellieclayton1953]

Kevin gets a chance to experience what it's like in the aftermath of his presence.

[@Aboudo99]

Chaos mod is more accurate tho

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Lol underrated comment

[@veerabhadraprasadr9886]

Just waiting for Kevin to like it nd a5his comment to blow up, and i was here. Peace

[@og403]

And apparently he, “really really enjoyed it”

[@erikfinkel2717]

Kevin would be a great mole in Marvel's Damage Control

[@boopergoober]

Imagine calling the emergency number and hearing: “Stop calling me, I’m busy!”

[@DeathnoteBB]

That’s called the busy line signal!

[@coffeeenjoyer9099]

stop calling me im working

[@FeralDragon]

Idk what's scarier, Kevin being the only person that can save you or the fact that he kept getting promoted xD

[@Daboyssss_1]

Promotions, because eventually he can control the whole city, and have a giant poker game instead of saving people

[@mmaaoorr]

there is an actual thing of ordering a pizza from 911, its something you do when you are kidnapped and don't want the person that kidnapped you to know, a police officer did a speech in my school once and said it if i remember correctly

[@coffeeenjoyer9099]

don't do that lol. Might work in 0.0000000000000000001% of the time

[@milesd.8083]

@@coffeeenjoyer9099 agreed. 911 operators aren’t taught to expect that and are more likely to take it as a prank. the only reason people actually know that the 911 pizza call is a thing is because it’s spread around by facebook and actual success stories

[@NamelessAidan]

Not to mention kidnappers don't live in a bubble and will know what you're doing if you're not careful..

[@chrisp.lettuce8900]

I love the idea of a kidnapper being like "mwahaha you'll never see your family again 😈 hey could you get me a pepperoni while you're at it?" Also "oh yea just get it delivered to *gives you the exact address they are holding you against your will*" I'm pretty sure its for cases of domestic violence, not kidnappings

[@plushiesaurp2068]

It's less the thing of "ordering pizza is ultimate universal code for reporting domestic abuse" and more the thing that if you coordinate with the operator, you can work out a code that will let the operator get the information they need to help you, with lowering the chance the person that's endangering you will understand you're actually on the phone with the police. That said, yeah, it carries the risk of being treated as a prak/mistake call, but if you don't have ther options, trying that can be better than nothing.

[@TimTime10]

Didn't think I'd ever hear the sentence: "Look. I get it, you're stuck in an elevator, but I've got a guy on south side of the city with a lightbulb stuck up his ass so it's not really that bad, is it?" I hope there will be more 112 operator videos.

[@leciii7831]

Like 69

[@FabulousCooki]

Totally a Kevin with no context moment lmao 😂

[@Axelle114]

I mean, he's not wrong - in the grand scheme of things I'd rather be stuck in an elevator.

[@bpanda8310]

@@Axelle114 😹😹😹

[@blueninja012]

@@Axelle114 much less embarrassing to be saved from failed technology rather than stupidity

[@ranpo_edogawa]

The fact that Kevin accidentally saved a man from suicide by just fucking around-

[@arjunnijjar1204]

He was just grooving to the guys singing and saved his life what a hero

[@juliasings6131]

Imagine his disappointment in himself because the man didnt die

[@strogonoffcore]

I'm pretty sure he saved more than just one, there are almost 3 million subscribers

[@tiffanynie6439]

i downloaded this game and accidentally made him kill himself and i can’t bring myself to play anymore

[@devinthierault]

"YES IM LONELY WANNA DIE IF I AINT DEAD ALREADY GUUUURL YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY!"

[@shilohlily8430]

Kevin accidentally talking down a suicidal man by jamming out with him. *TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY*

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

"Don't come to my house" yeah no idea why some fans do this. I just send him a self addressed envelope for him to put his toenails, hair and lose skin in like a normal person.

[@frostfang1]

It's kinda weird that somehow that really does sound less creepy than showing up at someones house. (Always reminded of that time that someone walked into Phil's office when he was recording)

[@genericname2747]

I just live in his basement

[@wakeupandsmelltherain6351]

@@frostfang1 ...I would move. Imagine how much worse that gets when you’re more than a KZbinr lol

[@fbiagent5616]

@@genericname2747 yeah it’s just one of the perks of being in the cult-...I mean group, yeah...

[@frosty_teacup]

@@frostfang1 I think it sounds less creepy because the envelope scenario involves them actually consenting. Showing up at someone's place is just plain old harassment

[@haimynameiskai]

"I have an emergency!" "That sounds like a you problem."

[@anyaananasss]

i love ur pfp

[@ofirgutnick2830]

I missed the part where thats my problem

[@alex_bee]

Cork: children getting lost, unconscious girlfriends, Slender man attack Kevin: ♪you know I’m being someoneeee♪

[@potatonite2340]

heeeelp

[@yuki97kira]

@@potatonite2340 hahaha yes thats kevins name in the game, help me

[@AG77420]

I love that there was a random Beatles song in this video

[@tylervincent8031]

@@AG77420 I love watching videos of kevin that beatles songs are in

[@johnparker7732]

i love how he blames the girl for taking drugs when shes about to be kidnapped

[@redacted1648]

Girl: "he doesn't look in any particular way" Also girl: "he doesn't have a fucking face"

[@ok-wm3fr]

[Laughs]

[@DeathnoteBB]

Seriously what was with that call?? I wanna play this game now...

[@Chris_Cross]

@@DeathnoteBB I'm guessing that the correct response was to send an ambulance. My guess is she was having a seizure or a hallucination.

[@KillerKadougan]

Feckin creepy.

[@pedrostormrage]

7:30 Caller: **starts singing** Kevin: **sings along** 10:32 Caller: "There's a bomb at the school" Also Kevin: "Another one of these prank calls"

[@totallynothatguy1698]

Well I mean the second one probably wouldn't be such a disaster, the kids would be like "YAY! NO SCHOOL!"

[@ohwell6422]

And he was actually right

[@freyahammond8643]

"We wanted to go and hunt some ladybugs...and we got lost...and..." "Well kiddo, thats natural selection for ya best of luck" 🤣🤣🤣

[@shanejustice2244]

I was so fucking triggered when Kevin just sat there while the guy had started his car on the train tracks and was stalling to pick an option.

[@FloridaGuy53]

It's okay. It's just a simulation.

[@raimarulightning]

@@FloridaGuy53 Yeah, but it felt really crazy real.

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@raimarulightning That means it was a good simulation.

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

@@raimarulightning dude it's a game and kevin does this for fun. Stop being a snowflake

[@TenArashi]

I knoooooow ;__; I know it's just a game but hot damn, I almost had to mute the video, it was stressing me out too much for some reason lmaoo

[@ayarriba9093]

The bit where he unknowingly prevented a suicide had me laughing so hard

[@lunatick9792]

Imagine calling the police about an exploded building and the operator goes: "Yeah, haha, funniest thing: that was actually me! LOL" :D

[@foolishdonut]

Lol. When the only threat is Kevin himself

[@lockefosho46]

Caller: "I found a body... a dead body." Kevin: "What?! Are you in my basement, young man?"

[@JohnPlayerDaniel]

I am dangerous

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Bold of you to assume Kevin has only one dead body in his basement

[@juliasings6131]

Maybe its jim picken's basement

[@adnanbeatmaker]

"Make sure you bring a lighter in case the lights go out" Mate I cried on that one🤣🤣

[@womasplays]

Imagine calling 911 and being in mortal danger, and hearing on the line, “hello there friend my name is Kevin”

[@happycheese5135]

"A woman was hit by a car" "I might've caused that" 😂😂

[@datartisttho1987]

*"Uh...I might've caused that"* 😳

[@bobobsen]

@@datartisttho1987 😳👉👈

[@juliart_1073]

Kevin accidentally saving a life from just messing around and singing is like the epitome of his personality; a chaotic lad but by god is he someone who's actually really caring and doesn't even know it

[@christophervaughan7416]

*Erstwhile, taking a while to answer a train tracks situation...

[@olive4200]

he’s genuinely got this natural charisma where by trying his best to do the absolute worst he can, it ends up turning into a positive thing and i think that’s beautiful

[@raimarulightning]

I don't think you can call someone genuinely caring if they're so apathetic to peril, lol

[@olive4200]

@@raimarulightning kevin is just like that

[@redhair-kq4gv]

I’m a nursing school student currently working in emergency care and damn Kevin would make my job so much easier they would either arrive already dead or not at all. Thanks for your great work Kev!

[@IntersexCreature]

This comment is detrimentally underated

[@redhair-kq4gv]

@@IntersexCreature haha lol thanks just speaking the truth.

[@lilium9361]

That's Kevin for ya! always making life easier for healthcare workers, by snuffing it out

[@aZebruh]

This is gonna be evidence one day

[@foolishdonut]

Wow. Underrated comment

[@darthdragon117]

Kevin: Starts goofing with singing man, ends up saving his life... Us: Careful, he's a hero.

[@Taylscoffee]

“We don’t really have armed police here” Americans: come again?

[@gunman7798]

Kevin: “Go faster to lose him” Person on the phone: “ok..... AHHHHH *crash*” Funniest fucking part man 😂

[@adutchie3292]

that based on an actual call

[@pixleplays305]

OH NO A GUNMAN!!!!! PLEASE DONT STAB ME!

[@datartisttho1987]

I'm going to hell for laughing so hard 🤣😂

[@need4speed5353]

Woman: "a block of flats is on fire!" Kevin: HAHAHAHAHA

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Imagine you call 911, tell the operator a Block of flats is on fire and you hear manic laughter from the other end of the call

[@mr.everything0179]

Everyone: “police in horror movies are so unrealistic” The police: “Hello my name is Kevin”

[@BigKicksMix]

Kevin: physically cannot stop himself accusing every caller of being a prank Also Kevin: whaaa?? Reputation low??? 🥺

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

“It’s just a light bulb.” - Kevin’s answer to every emergency.

[@billiedoggo6213]

Hey Kevin, the call from a man who strangled his wife is an actual emergency report that happened in poland long time ago, It was used as a meme couple of years later. Developers put in in game as an easter egg

[@husband-of-chinggis]

damn, poland sounds WHACKY 😭yall made it into a meme? i need context lmao

[@billiedoggo6213]

@@husband-of-chinggis honestly this country is pretty fucked up, becouse of this our humor is pretty dark

[@TheRhinoking27]

Just like the Karen one too

[@billiedoggo6213]

@@TheRhinoking27 yeah, but the karen one is known worldwide, while this is only something polish people will get so I wanted to explained it for you all

[@poisonbiscuits]

I knew it sounded familiar hahaha

[@wearyrefrigerator3795]

“This is like the green goblin trying to fool Spider-Man” 😂

[@JohnPlayerDaniel]

I AM THE GERMAN rap legend

[@tobiasrieper7468]

**hangs up on children**

[@Snipe115]

Caller: “Everything’s on fire!!” Kevin: “This is fine.”

[@rowbotia]

"I missed an unconscious girlfriend." "CHILDREN WERE LOST"

[@icarus4302]

As someone who lives in America I will now only refer to the Bomb Squad as the Bombulance thanks to Kevin

[@icarus4302]

/j /pos /lh

[@lynnwise3339]

Kevin was actually right when he chose the "push hard" option for chest compressions. It takes a lot of force, so much so that it is not at all uncommon for people to break the person's ribs.

[@jacobgame2757]

It's like a fun mini game. Try to beat your high score for the most amount of ribs broken

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"Hello? I've been hit by a car on my way home from the theatre, can you send-" "Sounds like that was your own fault you fecking egit" *hangs up*

[@JargonMadjin]

"911!" "No, this is Kevin." *hangs up*

[@datartisttho1987]

*"Is this 9-1-1?"* *"NO! This is Kevin!"*

[@s.mmy12]

@@datartisttho1987 We work at 911 call center

[@TacoLlamaYES]

“Yes! I’m gonna defend Cork!” Cork: D ;

[@busesimsek2105]

I was laughing everytime you said "ahh what was that song called??" bcs it's literally called Operator

[@Moshpilt]

someone: i'm trapped in fire i can't breathe kevin: try to breathe

[@nowybopes]

Imagine you call emergency, say "hello" and then hear "yellow"

[@spacellamamk1]

"A block of flats is on fire. I've never seen anything like this before." In London? Are you sure about that?

[@ShaimingLong]

If Kevin had a hand in it, it's the truth! There's more than enough flats on fire to tell it's no ordinary blaze.

[@seasoakedskies]

hELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE WAY KEVIN SAID "LONDON" aT 8:40

[@troybachtelle99]

9:22 I almost had to call 911 for myself, damn near died laughing. I slowed the video down to see what the call was for, it was a person in Diabetic Shock. Imagine calling and waiting 15sec or so and while the call is ringing your in a complete panic/worried state, and just as the call connects before you can say anything you get immediately hung up on lol. Man I fecking love Kevin, I forget all my stress and worries for a few when I'm watching one of your videos. You probably won't see this Kev but if you do, thank you for adding some joy to me and many others who watch your videos. Keep doing you!

[@charlies2160]

No one: Kevin trying to say ambulance: amba-ambabom-bom-b-bombom-bombabam-bom-bombalance

[@adampongor9984]

I laughed so hard when Kevin actually saved someone accidentally

[@Janioszek]

Oh my god, the "I strangled her" bit comes from the actual phonecall that happened in Poland :D It used to be a big thing a couple years ago

[@snowflake8658]

lol how fucked up you can be? To be like "strangle me daddy" and then pretend you died.

[@HelloXrancidkitteh]

@@snowflake8658 unless....he strangled her and thought she was dead, but she was only passed out.

[@Uaene]

This AnacondaKiwi person has been your patreon for so long, been hearing him in outros for years now

[@oliviacase6417]

I legitimately look forward to hearing AnacondaKiwi in every video. I love that Kevin has more patrons but it makes me sad that we hear their name less and less often.

[@KuueenKumi]

Kevin: plays as an emergency phone service operator Also Kevin: STOP CALLING I'M BUSY!

[@gothiclife4ever]

Imagine calling 911 and hearing "hey there friend, how's it going?" You'd be *fecked*

[@Levi_is_Smol]

Me: calls 911 911: Hey there, friends, my name is Kevin Me: Oh. Oh no

[@saladman1211]

"Help, someone broke into my house." Kevin: "Alright, but how's your day been? Hold on, someone else is ringing me *hangs up* "

[@ExActa]

"There's a stabbing... STAB 'EM BACK!"

[@DrAvsDrZ]

Kevin when a Karen complains about soup: *Sends the entire might of the police force of Ireland* Kevin when there’s an actual emergency: Oh yeah, spicy food outta do the trick.

[@coffeeenjoyer9099]

he did it to arrest the Karen so I can live with that

[@mandolyngambino9327]

I'm sure if Karen wasn't being such a Karen about the soup, Kevin might've sided with her cause he hates soup. Lol

[@OiStylo]

“She’s deceiving me! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” Why did that totally take me out 💀

[@cbcastlecastillo144]

"I strangled her.... oh wait she's getting up! So sorry" Dammit Achmed, everytime

[@finnsnow2495]

Kevin: "I ignored a lot of speeding and red light offences. I just don't see them as a big issue." SAYS THE MAN WHO GOT HIT BY A CAR!

[@ThornHailsnap]

This seems like a good video to show first-time viewers. Sort of easing them into the wonderful chaos that is Kevin.

[@aidanpaddison2082]

This is the funniest vid on youtube no lie the the way he manages to mess up so unawaringly and then move on like nothing. The operator behind him seeing im disrigar calls and sing along with alsomos suicides is probablly the funnyiest thing ive ever seen

[@shupippo]

the last words dying people will ever hear is just kevin's maniacal laughter on the phone

[@coolbeans6312]

Isn't that what we all want?

[@flaxentaster41]

You here all these stories about 911 operators who have heard horrific things on the phone and are still scarred by it but Kevin’s just like “I gotta warn ya, I’m on a bad streak”

[@EighmyLupin]

I love how you worked in Ireland and England yet everyone was American

[@emmajeema]

We get into trouble wherever we are

[@stressedkitty]

Kevin "solving" these ermency calls actually sound like some people that work with me in tech support 😂

[@bangboy6379]

Kid: we’re trapped and we don’t know what to do Kevin: *it’s a trap*

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

"If I were in charge of the emergency calls, the titanic wouldn't have happened!" Yeah. Because cork would have been a deserted wasteland long before the titanic could have ever left the harbor! :D

[@callmestephanie1305]

Distress call: "hi, I am locked in someone's basement, forced to paint for this dude" Operator: you better make him some money FAST

[@theetreyleager]

Kevin just told a kid to lay on the ground and turn their phone off

[@filmfangirls9163]

I love how when Kevin moved to London he got PROMOTED.

[@stayfrostyroyalmilktea]

"okay, where on the ground. what now?" i dont know who the voice actor for this child is but i love them.

[@trevormenzies661]

"What? There was a stabbing...stab him back." Hahahaha yes

[@khianaa]

Someone: "How are you, my friend" Kevin: "This is freaky..." Also Kevin: "HEYTHEREFRIENDS"

[@dracofoxgaming1149]

I like how he stopped someone from jumping by singing

[@devonesq.7533]

19:29 this man is literally risking his life for a car, just get insurance, and or place your life above a car

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

That old lady distracting Kevin with her pin code probably saved countless lives.

[@izlet627]

if kevin operated 911 in real life, he would end getting someone arrested for murder when they were calling for noise complaint

[@rat4002]

You mean cops don't do that already?

[@renameagain5808]

@@rat4002 only in America

[@rat4002]

@@renameagain5808 damn u got me

[@theuncalledfor]

And he'd somehow end up being right by complete accident.

[@goopguy548]

First day of the job: women is killed by Slenderman.

[@Immagonko]

Hate it when it happens

[@bds7370]

Kevin: “I’m surprised by how much I enjoyed this.” Us: We’re not, Kevin, we’re not ;)

[@JustAZillennial]

18:38 "I'm stuck on the railroad crossing. What do I do?" "Are you on a train?" I spit out my coffee 🤣🤣🤣

[@yuki97kira]

Kevin, when kids are lost: i sleep Kevin when guy sing: yeaaaah song

[@maplereyes8843]

Caller: "He is not injured, he's dead." Kevin: "How do you know?" Caller: "There's a hole in his head." ...would you...not call an additional hole in someone's head that caused or contributed to their death...an injury??

[@Moggetslittlesister]

That's gotta be the crossbow killer and the same guy who called about someone with a wooden stick in their body lol

[@karascene13]

Caller: "there's a hole in his head!" Kevin: "that's his mouth." 😆

[@aethela8712]

No, you call it their mouth

[@robonator2945]

I mean, in theory yes, but that would also mean there are currently millions, even billions, of injured people stuck in the ocean.

[@KuueenKumi]

Semantics police over here

[@MaleniaLi]

Caller: "Ah! I've been stabbed please help! I can't stop the bleeding" Kevin: ZukoThatsRoughBuddy.png

[@PentiSam]

Solve all the drugs, Kevin. ALL THE DRUGS.

[@hotmic5051]

Man watching your videos have gotten me through a horrible break up with someone I lived with, a custody battle, and bad days for the last two years. This was genuinely funny and would love to see you do more!

[@mindibun8160]

This is one of my favorites Kevin has ever done. Gets me every time, even though I've already heard it a million times.