Can I kill a Boss With ONE TRILLION Health???

[@RedRiotRoss]

THANK FOR WATCHING EVERYONE!! subscribe, share the video, do whatever ya feel!! allow me to explain my silly little change at the end that made a big difference - basically i moved omega in front of mu allowing for omega to cast the tau at the end of the wand- which let my multiply the crit modifiers over again via an extra cast alongside an extra chainsaw being tossed out. It definitely would have worked better if i had piercing at the start but whatever lol. (the whole tau into divide by trigger spell into modifiers at the end of the wand is a setup to basically use divide by on modifiers and multiplying them) critting chainsaws do lots of damage! if i had a phi on there instead of a chainsaw after M i could do a 34 orb with w/e perks i had probably. noita is cool :) --- edit - satinn has gone into more detail in the replies! !!! -- i am combining comments to pin this !! Stream vods!!! i grabbed the vods from the stream archive for this whole run and put together a playlist (lol) of the 4 vods it's from! > kzbin.info/aero/PL2X1ZvdI1M9JHIr6EIR8tXEYnK847_N76 < here u go :) also if you are interested here is a songlist for the video! i might have missed a couple of stream segments - here is the backup playlist full of a bunch more kzbin.info/aero/PL2X1ZvdI1M9KMULPuGQrp_gljtpXN0O1e 00:00 golly's theme (uploading) - 00:46 Vainglorious Chorus - neon white 00:51 Morning Mood (by Grieg) 1:28 Virtual Paradise - neon white 1:58 Pupa Chow - wobbledogs 2:43 Sayonara Rolling Star - Katamari Forever 3:40 Chompy Hunt- Old Runescape 4:25 Green Grounds - Kirby Mass Attack 4:45 Learning Lesson - Fire Emblem Three Houses 6:04 Hideki Naganuma - Pumpin Jumpin 6:31 Eltnum's Theme - UNIST 6:42 The Convenience Store in My New Hometown Stocks My Favorite Cocoa - Ooblets 7:09 Killa Swing - Lethal League Blaze 7:51 Slackers - Donut County 8:41 Starbound something 9:16 HustleBones Boss Theme - Going Under 10:07 Duck Dance - Wattam 10:17 Cloud Nine - Wattam 11:23 crypt of the necrodancer 33:14 Old Runescape Soundtrack Chompy Hunt - 11:51 Nintendo DSi Shop Theme 12:02 House of Cards - Neon White 12:44 Tarrey Town - Breath of the Wild 13:54 Kaonashi - Wattam 14:40 Hackers - Donut County 15:07 House of Bliss - 15:40 I am a book - Wattam 17:03 Heavenly Delight - Neon White 18:14 Holy Ground - Neon White 19:54 Virtual Paradise - Neon White 20:52 Funky Area - Kirby's Return to Dreamland 21:52 distance 22:01 pokemon battle 22:29 Let's Dance Boys - Bayonetta 23:23 Stained Glass - Neon White 23:46 Cult of the lamb village theme 24:28 Back to back beta remix silvagunner 25:39 A Place to Rest Your Head - Wattam 26:03 Duck Dance - Wattam 26:59 Bloody Sneakers - Neon White 27:22 White Lightning Returns - Distance 28:20 Wild World OST 4 PM Hourly Music - ANimal crossing 28:43 Monster hunter song 29:22 Cloud Nine - Neon White 29:47 Monster Hunter Song 30:02 Angel's Peak - Neon White 30:22 Mario Golf Super Rush song 30:43 Echoes of the Eye- PLAY OUTER WILDS WITH THE DLC WITH SOME VIBE LIGHTING ON A BIG SCREEN WITH OR W/O A SIGNIFICANT OTHER 31:58 Golly's Theme (uploading) 33:14 Chompy Hunt - Old Runescape Soundtrack 33:49 He's My Dad - LISA the Joyful 35:38 Final Fest Splatocalypse Announcement splatoon 2 36:30 Proof of a Hero - Monster Hunter Rise 37:05 babadup bu baaa actors anteroom melty blood? 37:47 Katamari Stars - Katamari Damacy 38:40 something something Ridge Racer 39:05 Staff Credits - Kirby's Dream Land - SSBU 39:36 show me your love - metropolis street racer

[@satin7659]

If anyone is interested in the math of the wand I can provide, I will only do this if someone actually wants it

[@RedRiotRoss]

then just add crit from stacked crit perks :))()))))

[@nicolassenter7381]

@@satin7659 I mean I’m interested but not that interested however I am very curious how the math works on the change he did my brain not yet big enough to understand

[@shaggy5337]

@@satin7659 I want the math please

[@satin7659]

@@shaggy5337 I'll get back to y'all in the morning, I got class tomorrow and I gotta get to sleep

[@erike5865]

As someone who played Noita for a bit when it came out but never got that into it, thank you so much for the step by step explanation for this video, it was genuinely very helpful for following along with the visual lightshow that was gameplay.

[@dreamhunter8967]

i hope this sarcasm cause i did not understand shit of what is going on

[@blankblank]

@@dreamhunter8967 have you ever played it?

[@blankblank]

As someone who just started playing it the explanations were very cool and pogger now I might make it past more than 4 floors

[@dreamhunter8967]

@@blankblank no

[@blankblank]

@@dreamhunter8967 then re-read his comment. He said he played a long time ago. Your situation is not the same so obviously you wont feel the same way about the video. To say it must be sarcasm is ignorant if you yourself have not also experienced the game at all. It is a pretty complicated game so having zero background knowledge wont quite do it.

[@satin7659]

wizard man does abstract math for 20+ hours

[@Korock36]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I think you’re one of the most inventive, fun and dedicated creators on the platforms that I watch. There always seems to be a tremendous amount of effort and enthusiasm in the content you put out.

[@noiseisgold3n42]

This is your brain on Noita

[@Vulan-Halt]

This video felt like it was only ten minutes long. Blew my mind when I looked at the video length after finishing it. 10/10 well explained and very fun to watch.

[@ascendedboi2224]

Facts by the end I was like there's no way that was 40 minutes.

[@7rodo]

i thought the vid was 14min

[@alfreton401]

I genuinely can't believe how well this video is paced - you've broken down a lot of game knowledge into something easy to watch and even easier to enjoy. Insanely well done

[@psor1107]

Been watching you since I was 14, now 20 still enjoying those bangers. Thank you so much Mr. Ross!

[@llama4924]

im 10 hours into noita and this makes me scared of whats to come

[@RedRiotRoss]

Do not be discouraged!! You will die a lot!! And learn!! A lot of stuff can kill you!! Mainly you!!!

[@milesmccollough5507]

be very afraid, young Minä

[@ikmor]

Be afraid of what you have behind you. In Noita that's what's going to kill you. Or you know, any random explosion, bullet, bite, poison, lighting, fire, acid, poly.... 😅

[@bocaj8272]

This video is absolutely fantastic Ross. you really blew me away with this style of vid, and as someone who doesn't really care for noita you made it engaging and entertaining to watch thank you for the vid homie i can see all the hard work you put into it!

[@RedRiotRoss]

thanmks ; ;

[@arees2734]

For anyone wanting to watch the streams, the runs starts on the stream titled NOIT THE NOIT at around 1:35:0. Also, love the video! Very informative and entertaining! Cant wait to watch all the hours of content the vods have to offer.

[@RedRiotRoss]

I pinned a lil playlist!

[@arees2734]

@@RedRiotRoss thanks!

[@urbncampr]

This has honestly been such an incredible video and just an incredible journey you have had in Noita ;w;7

[@twangus7766]

I can't get over how much i love your videos man I've never been entertained like this by any other channel, you have a gift lol

[@CallMePikakip]

Happy to have watched one of the best videos you have ever made! I hope youtube streaming treats you far better than Twitch. Thank you for the content, as always!

[@weldy00]

I always love your Noita videos, you're the only content creator I watch regularly who plays it. I've always been able to sort of understand the wands, but never to a fully satisfying degree, but the wand-science Ross helped alot! I'm sure editing this was crazy hard, but adding all of those tutorial moments really helped alot! Please keep uploading Noita videos!

[@RedRiotRoss]

The goal was to make this far more easy to understand a bunch of stuff while highlighting the crazy shit. Good to hear :)

[@anthonydembitsky3178]

Chest: *bites you* You: *pulls out the .50 cal*

[@RedRiotRoss]

The 50 .50 cal

[@OnlyGetty]

It's been almost a year but I keep coming back because this video is both a great tutorial and an absolute banger

[@harrisbartlett6006]

Thank you for the entertaining and educational video. I could never sit through those 40 minute tutorials about how Noita works.

[@jyokage]

Dude I learned, I laughed, I couldn't believe you Greek Chainsawed the Big Boss to death.

[@RedRiotRoss]

BIG

[@SanguisAdamas]

niceee! The way wand got powered up in alot of times when you swapped some things(at end) is so funny. As a noita player who also did 33 orbs playthrough(34 orbs aswell) i find this very funny

[@nathancollier7086]

This was incredible. Awesome video!

[@auston7777]

The chaos of this run was a sight to behold it was a glorious couple of days

[@bigz11]

after watching so much noita from you I now understand wands this is an amazing video!

[@hannicon3512]

Thank you for your videos Ross! I love your vibes and cannot get enough of them.

[@RedRiotRoss]

all vibe all time

[@leththemage4875]

if it would feel genuinely fun to you, a video visualizing how wands work (especially how multicasting multicasts works) would be awesome! along with a visualizer of how to avoid crumbling the shop area with tp because i always mess it up qwq

[@quinnyeatman946]

I loved the video, you have a really good comedic style and timing to me. Keep up the great work (^-^)

[@dosyatt1205]

Ross, my man, you are a legend! Keep it up :D

[@devinwindfield5380]

Love your vibes here, I'll probably be watching more of your stuff. I also liked the Celeste music you threw in at the end lol

[@Kilborns]

When I was doing my first 33 orb run the wand I made to kill kolmi was so busted it kept crashing my game too, I ended up having to look up a wand that my computer could handle (I didn't know about the busted-ness of poison either) glad to see it's such a mutual experience

[@Yamyatos]

It doesnt look like it in the video, but the game is actually pretty well optimized. Also, the game looks way more fun when you play it than when i do lol, i suck. It's like an entirely different game too when you know what's there to do.. outside the main goal of getting down to the boss asap, underpowered and then dying xD

[@RedRiotRoss]

1600 hours will do that to a mf

[@cadeleighty6595]

dude i just found you casually scrolling and at first I didnt know what to think but goddamn somehow you made a 40 minute Noita video that had me laughing and entertained the entire time. Bra-fucking-vo man, and a slow clap.

[@harley951]

A spectacular journey of confusion, comedy, and mass slaughter. Perfect.

[@kukukachu]

It was enjoyable that you transformed your streams beyond just that. Well done.

[@RedRiotRoss]

In essence I am simply playing video games that I like 👌

[@kylemercier7549]

Something bout these noita vids really hit different

[@phenex5190]

Best comedy I've seen in a youtube video in a while and I'm like 70 seconds in, man I'm buckling up for this rollercoaster, here we gooooo wheeeeeee!

[@Bluexanthus0522]

The Magnum opus is finally here

[@guigogoerl]

This is the best video of Noita there is!! It's 40min and I watched it twice already. I love it! Good work Ross.

[@pikeys9998]

An outstanding video once again Ross! You never cease to amaze me with how well structured your videos are :D

[@JaxlamKing]

Your content is always crazy and unhinged and I love every bit of it

[@RedRiotRoss]

YEEHAWWWW

[@Sbenbobb9]

I just got killed after a 3 hour run, quit outta depression, found this video right after... Now I wanna play Noita again. Your story telling, entertaining and just overall tone is incredibly captivating. Keep it up man, you're a great YTr

[@icehoof]

I wish I didn't suck at the game so I could have runs past the the 3rd stage, or surviving more than 12 seconds in hisi base That way, I too, could get depressed after several hour runs

[@auston7777]

Noita will always drag you back it's inescapable

[@p.t.557]

very nice to see that you are still playing this hell of a game!

[@RedRiotRoss]

I am doing another vid rn that is more chaotic than this Also I will never stop

[@trillexeliteyt7548]

you are now one if my all tome favorite youtubers. you very enjoyable to watch, very funny. i hope you do amazing much love to you. thank you for the walk through too.

[@NEMARTOH]

Amazing video! Very informative and extremely entertaining. Thank you Mr. Ross :))

[@Cyan-Sun]

Thank you red man for another well made video, I didn't have much of an interest in noita, but after understanding more of it from this video, I am now a proud owner of noita.

[@RedRiotRoss]

GL

[@icehoof]

My condolences for your loss of sanity

[@FuryForged]

BIG fan of this video, Ross!

[@RedRiotRoss]

MY GUY 🤝

[@Jadenyoung1]

This is the first video i have seen of you. Instant subscribe. Absolutely hilarious. How is this 40 min? It felt like 10... what kind of magic did you use?

[@RedRiotRoss]

The power of effort

[@ABIGD0G]

instant like because red man deserves more views and subs

[@onoff5815]

Super fun video, makes me want to give Noita another shot. It felt a little hard to access it's systems but I think watching you play helped me.

[@RedRiotRoss]

Noita will kill you 😡

[@RedRiotRoss]

MANY TIMES 😃

[@echoptic775]

One of the best and moat entertaining videos i ever saw, you got my sub :)

[@RedRiotRoss]

If you liked this look up martincitopants!! Absolutely banger content and a bit of his recent stuff inspired and helped me craft the format for this vid!! I don't know him he just makes banger content lmfao

[@AnimatedTerror]

Wish I had gotten more into this game. Got it a couple years back and it absolutely kicked my butt. Realized it was one of THOSE games where I either needed to put hours and hours into it to get good at the game or I need to move on. I should go back though.

[@RedRiotRoss]

GAME WILL INDEED KILL YOU!! game still kill me .. But no worry! Just know you will kill yourself more than enemies will! Small little breaks between dying refreshes brain for noita. GOOD LUCK

[@MaybyAGhost]

Two months ago this video made me want to get into Noita, so I bought it and have been playing it on and off since. Today, as of maybe an hour ago. I too achieved my one trillion hp boss kill. It was a ridiculous and very silly 12 hour long run and I enjoyed every moment of it. Thank you for introducing me to this game! Now to watch this video all over again because I'm sure my newfound game knowledge will make it even more enjoyable!

[@RedRiotRoss]

FUCK YEAAA

[@Nebulolsis]

I love the enthusiasm in which this guy explains the game's mechanics and spells it's like he's secretly a wizard professor or something like that idunno

[@KiluaRotmg]

I absolutely loved this. I haven't gotten that deep into noita so i know just enough for this to be both informative as well as very entertaining. Most noita content just feels gated cause i haven't watched 57 hours of tutorials

[@Nervehamer]

amazing video the red boi has conqured the trillion health bossman. the explanations definitely made it alot easier to follow thanks man

[@linus1824]

i just have to say i love the vid. I love everything the Humor, the dedication and all of the Noita.

[@nickrogers3624]

Little tip for you actually. As far as I am aware if you are trapped inside even the densest of rock, you should be able to make a breathable pocket by rapidly moving back and forth. As far as what I remember when doing so the game does this so you don’t jank yourself into suffocation while going up a ramp or teleporting.

[@RedRiotRoss]

Ok then what would I do

[@nickrogers3624]

@@RedRiotRoss Well I didn’t get much of a view of your loadout but a lot of stuff could slowly dig away at the rock. Stuff in the temple I am not 100% sure what can or cannot dig through but it at least gives a potential chance for survival.

[@Dakota-ud6ci]

I love noita but sorta just fumbled around not being too serious with it. This was a v entertaining and educational video! Great job!

[@nebulasknacks]

HOLY This Was Worth Watching All 40 Minutes And 38 Seconds I Didnt Know This Game Existed But Im So Happy I Know About It Now Keep Making Content Your Narration Was Awesome Have An Amazing Day

[@RedRiotRoss]

Noita do be bonkers, ty for watch 😬

[@fathertig9494]

Sublime editing and music, thank you Mr. Noita.

[@PJuice-rg6tr]

Nice I've made an appearance in the video and what a great one 🐢👍🏻

[@ErinKatzee]

this is like my 6th time watching this video and this is by far my single favourite noita video of all time really love the informational aspect of it especially since i keep forgetting how half the shit in this game works lol

[@mrkruzjr]

That Guilty Gear clip made me laugh so hard!!! You got a sub from me!

[@RedRiotRoss]

Golddick lewisson appreciates this

[@personoflegend8172]

Anotha banger Ross, love to see it

[@TarotVylan]

HOLY SHIT Noita is just Math, but really REALLY FAST to be fair, everything is by some degree, but slowing it down to a minor framerate and making dozens of iterations of wands and calculations of spell modifiers

[@rocktoo7603]

This video is brilliant. 10/10. I’m subscribing

[@RoyalCrustle]

Always good to see Noita content. Suomi perkele.

[@amaryllian7853]

Wand crafting with Ross is my new favorite segment on the show

[@Hyren00]

This video feels different in the way its edited, and it made the 40 minutes feel like it flew by. Love it.

[@celeste1727]

Thank you a lot for this video Ross ! :D

[@WoodlandMorning]

Sorry about your dark sun dude. Loved the Video. You ever build the worm boss spawning wand in the wizards den to get infinite health, or the self inflicted weakening curses with the masked wizard enemies for healing off of melee, projectiles, electrical, and explosion damage? Why be immune when you could heal off of them?

[@RedRiotRoss]

I love dunk or slam 🥰

[@WoodlandMorning]

@@RedRiotRoss His vids helped me much.

[@chaoseclipse0121]

You can access NG+ with as little as 5 Orbs actually, and if you do NG+ collecting one more orb than before (Skipping certain numbered orb completions), you end up at NG+28 with Kolmi at health in the Quadrillions, or even in the Quintillions (I think? The number gets kinda senseless).

[@blakesummers3764]

Learned a lot I needed to know about spell crafting! Also which stream vod is this I'd love to watch the whole run

[@RedRiotRoss]

Uhhhhhhhhh it was a couple months ago at least but I think it's on the archive atm

[@RedRiotRoss]

It's over yhe course of 3 days

[@Jertopotamus]

"tiny noita video" I see you, red funny man

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

Not only does this video have great editing, entertaining commentary and a batshit noita run, but at 6:31 a "Blood Drain - Again" track plays, pushing it to a 11/10 video!

[@RedRiotRoss]

I got a full list of timecodes for songs in the pinned comment!

[@Malkovith2]

This was good and you're funny. You make the Danny Brown type voice.

[@rchong91]

I am so happy you have more noita videos out

[@RedRiotRoss]

Watch them 1 trillion times

[@damonmcelroy1973]

Idk what it is ab this vid but it’s probably my favorite video on KZbin keep it up man

[@steeldarling5116]

"I can drown, but I'm immune to explosions. So I turned water... into explosions"

[@RedRiotRoss]

It was foolproof

[@clowdyglasses]

Really makes you feel like you're a caped scringle shooting an insurmountable amount of spells into a ball with multiple legs and eyes

[@RedRiotRoss]

Mmhm mmhm

[@laurihippi2152]

To clear up something in the video, lukki is not lucky, it is a very long legged spider known in English as a daddy longlegs. To clear up something else, "Kolmisilmä" translates to "Three eyed". To clear up a third thing, "Taikasauva" means "Magic wand".

[@mihribenari]

I have never played this game, have no intention of ever playing this game, or will suggest it to anyone.....but you got 40 min of my time. Thanks for the info homie

[@GenoRedux]

Can confirm. Certified banger video with shenanigans. Keep it up Ross!

[@grimm_g3d108]

I love this content so damn much! Exploding the speakers killed me!! 😂

[@tjlikesanime1]

this is the most enjoyable commentary i've heard in very long time!....

[@shub6539]

Yet another banger video, love ya ross. Never stop!

[@AmaraTheBarbarian]

"Omega casts everything, even other letters, at the cost of decreased CPU performance" I don't think I've ever heard anyone just come out and say it like that before, but it is such an apt descriptor. Every time I try to use omega I regret it not because the build is bad but because while the damage per frame is incredibly high my damage per second inevitably drops, because those frames are now multiple seconds apart. I'm doing a chaingun run and I decided it would be a great idea to blood magic my way into a free triple cast of omega, chainsaw, and wand refresh (the omega stacked a bunch of modifiers and utility spells on to the chaingun bullet to make it devastating). The latter two make the next cast effectively instant, and the blood magic makes it basically cost no mana, at least such a minor amount that the natural regeneration handles it, the problem as always with omega, dear reader, is that the frames dropped hard. I ended up switching to using Mu, which is cheaper, applied all modifiers after the refresh to the cast state, and as I found out does not apply the mana drain effect of mana to damage (which will give me much more damage added than a heavy shot but would normally reduce the total mana to 50, so an instant repeated cast would be useless, apparently it only doesn't consume the mana with Mu, not Gamma Alpha or Omega, so that might be a bug idk). A big win in every way except if I want to add projectiles or utilities to the cast state now they have to be hard cast. Also the ending is because you ended twice, once with 33 orbs for the peaceful ending, once with 0 orbs at the sky altar, not enough for pure gold, peaceful, or NG+ so toxic it is.

[@RedRiotRoss]

I thought it was because of the multiple sampos lmfao

[@AmaraTheBarbarian]

@@RedRiotRoss well you couldn't have stacked 2 end states without 2 sampos so you're not wrong.

[@spelldawg]

this video is an absolute masterpiece, i'm glad i found it, take my like and subscription. and thank for inspiring me to play more of this incredible game.

[@RedRiotRoss]

DO YOUR BEST AND DO NOT BE DISHEARTENED BY DEATH! it comes very easily. a nice small break inbetween runs refreshes the mental cuz MAN this game can absolutely crush you sometimes lmfao GL GL

[@AshCozey]

something about the statement "As a wizard I currently have the ability to drown, but am immune to explosions." is just... tremendously funny to me.

[@lancenig]

Fantastic man. Loved it!

[@colourtigers7337]

Great video definetly gonna rewatch❤

[@aprilgodvivi6776]

Just found your vids, keep up the amazing work.

[@shemochu]

holy shit, this is the best noita video i think i have ever seen. i can only hope for more.

[@davilahunterdavid]

love you're content I don't understand Niota, but I do like watching you streams.

[@RedRiotRoss]

NOIT

[@Samtarkras1]

Excellent funny wizard video

[@soulfuzz368]

This is the best Noita video ever created

[@RedRiotRoss]

holup i'm tryna cook somethin

[@TheEpicGBX]

TBH I've expect Noita to have this much content, I though the whole game is about going deeper into the underground, not an entire overworld and thensome. Also, do you have a playlist of the songs you've used on this video/stream?

[@RedRiotRoss]

check pinned i just updated it !

[@umino7]

I will ask the fated question: how did the final wand work, and why did the small order change make all the difference? Also, very enjoyable, high-quality content right here rosso

[@RedRiotRoss]

Omega placement is very important for how it reads the letters to cast gor omega itself., check the pin!

[@blazebobing4623]

This video was pog, worth the wait

[@pixelmade42]

"THE GODS ARE AFRAID. LIKE FUCKING *TERRIFIED*. WHAT THE HELL MAN."

[@dis_pencer]

30:11 WATER! EARTH! WHISKEY! AIR! Guess this man's spirit is the whiskey lmao

[@RedRiotRoss]

Ironically I loathe whiskey

[@shroomzys]

This is a legendary video, I must convert as many normies to noitas as possible with it.