Can Kislev do a mean stealth army now?

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Zerkovich

Zerkovich

Күн бұрын

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@bartekmazurski8132
@bartekmazurski8132 Жыл бұрын
"I turn my things in the woods into things out of the woods" brilliant
@inductivegrunt94
@inductivegrunt94 Жыл бұрын
"Mother Ostankya is a woman of many talents." *Pulls a live rat from mouth* Many talents indeed. Not even 5 seconds in and I already love this video.
@andrewryan4417
@andrewryan4417 Жыл бұрын
She pulled out a Skaven Prisoner of War, you mean.
@user-cu9rb9cx6m
@user-cu9rb9cx6m 8 ай бұрын
No sad backstory in 000.1 seconds in *red button noises*
@turtleinvader2982
@turtleinvader2982 7 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was an opossum
@Trygonbob
@Trygonbob Жыл бұрын
“I’m here to offer a cure for elfism… it’s called bears. Big. Fucking. Bears” 😂 10:17
@ASpaceOstrich
@ASpaceOstrich Жыл бұрын
Hags canonically do make use of beastmen in the fight against chaos, so that first battle was pretty much lore accurate if you think about it.
@mattswanson3568
@mattswanson3568 Жыл бұрын
How do they do that? Like lore wise
@ASpaceOstrich
@ASpaceOstrich Жыл бұрын
@@mattswanson3568 Mutant children in Kislev can be given to hags (or found by hags) rather than just executed or abandoned like they often are in the Empire. The Hags will raise them knowing that, while they are inherently corrupt thanks to their mutation, they can still be used as a weapon against Chaos. They'll send them into battle against the forces of Chaos. It's not particularly pleasant, since they're basically sending them to die, but its arguably better than how the Empire treats them. Much of Kislev obviously still kills them at birth, but some areas will give them to the hags or abandon them in the woods instead. And that hags, who live in the woods, will find and raise them.
@mattswanson3568
@mattswanson3568 Жыл бұрын
@@ASpaceOstrich damn that's hard as fuck
@ASpaceOstrich
@ASpaceOstrich Жыл бұрын
@@mattswanson3568 Yeah. There was a lorebeards episode recently about the hags of kislev that I got it from. Highly recommend if you've got the time to watch it.
@thesittingacheroraptor7565
@thesittingacheroraptor7565 8 ай бұрын
​@@ASpaceOstrich"My boy is a little wierd but hes okay"
@skyro0412
@skyro0412 Жыл бұрын
1:34 You know you're fucked when the trees start talking Kislevite
@tartarustrommler5454
@tartarustrommler5454 Жыл бұрын
Isn't it called Kislevarin? I'm not all that familar with east old world lore, so I could be wrong.
@skyro0412
@skyro0412 Жыл бұрын
@@tartarustrommler5454Well yes, but actually no. Apparently it has two names. "Kislevarin, also known as Kislevite, is the name of the language of the people of Kislev [...]"
@tartarustrommler5454
@tartarustrommler5454 Жыл бұрын
@@skyro0412 I did some more reading, and apperantly there even is a third name: "Gospodarinyi". It just never is allowed to be simple, is it?
@shooey-mcmoss
@shooey-mcmoss 4 ай бұрын
Может, Кислевский?
@Eclipsed_Embers
@Eclipsed_Embers Жыл бұрын
considering the fact that she's clearly using some rather Chaotic units (the Things in the Woods are straight up a chaos unit that fit more into Beastmen than Kislev, though I suppose I can forgive it in Ostankya's specific case) that team-up with the Beastmen near the start felt very fitting. I get the sense that she's got a general idea of using Chaos to beat Chaos and using Beastmen against Morathi certainly fits that.
@simondiebolt5354
@simondiebolt5354 Жыл бұрын
5:06, if you want to be friendly with the neighbours, take the settlement and sell it to them, instead of razing it :)
@4679-e6e
@4679-e6e Жыл бұрын
Selling settlements is one of my favorite mechanics, but also seriously busted at the moment. Not only does the AI usually pay way too much for them, it also counts as a gift for diplomatic relations. Like, what.
@Kassen777
@Kassen777 Жыл бұрын
so don't abuse it I use the mechanic to make friends with lizardmen but don't milk them for every penny. trading a whole region for a non-aggression pact makes sense plus Mazdamundi makes no sense going north cold is red for him and he has displayed no interest in the region for thousands of years@@4679-e6e
@ilesalmo7724
@ilesalmo7724 Жыл бұрын
Why not gift settlements to the lizardmen instead of letting them capture the settlements on theirr own? It would make them easier to ally with
@junarenrique1269
@junarenrique1269 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing
@PandemoniumGameDev
@PandemoniumGameDev Жыл бұрын
Or even sell them, you get relations+money
@shawnfoogle920
@shawnfoogle920 Жыл бұрын
i thought he sold em
@Zuginator
@Zuginator Жыл бұрын
​@@shawnfoogle920no he razed it.
@Aleazandrio
@Aleazandrio Жыл бұрын
Probably cause the mechanic is badly designed and makes the game super easy
@protege1717
@protege1717 Жыл бұрын
" i flank around to offer a cure to elfism. its called bears, BIG FUCKING BEARS."
@Sharkfinish
@Sharkfinish Жыл бұрын
Humor on point for this episode
@VaanTythonus
@VaanTythonus Жыл бұрын
Good point at the end of the video, Zerk: might be fun to review all the quest battles currently in game. Could even base the rankings on skill required to beat them, uniqueness of the fight, when you get access to them (whether you can feasibly take that fight as soon as it unlocks or if you have to wait and get a stronger army) & what kind of an army/tactics you can use to win.
@ErebosPlayer
@ErebosPlayer 10 ай бұрын
My favourite part of ostankya is 2 things. Spiders literally kill over time passive, broken. 2nd the expanded hex not only lets you teleport but you can teleport an ENEMIES' army away to the other side of the planet. Very handy if their in their settlement. I sent valkia the bloody way off and said thank you for your capital
@shooey-mcmoss
@shooey-mcmoss 4 ай бұрын
Теперь враги поучатся у нас хотя бы нашему мату!
@andreicristian7382
@andreicristian7382 Жыл бұрын
12:05 didn't know Karl Franz was secretly a dark elf
@ingamingpc1634
@ingamingpc1634 Жыл бұрын
He's actually 1/5 dark elf He usually puts his cruelty towards battle
@karoltunczyk8731
@karoltunczyk8731 7 ай бұрын
Some say there is a dragon at the zoo of Altdorf and Emperor himself sometimes take a ride with it... Now we know how is it possible
@mossykid
@mossykid Жыл бұрын
real fun to see the themed build tactics executed well.
@samueljackson605
@samueljackson605 Жыл бұрын
Needed campaign effect or mod is to change the settlement to match the faction that occupies it. Weird being a kislev faction in a dark elf city. Playing Grom as orcs and goblins taking elven cities with rainbows and shiny white and gold towers is kinda irritating. No one thinks a dwarf would chill out in a mushroom tent made by goblins...
@rue4585
@rue4585 Жыл бұрын
this mod exists
@samueljackson605
@samueljackson605 Жыл бұрын
@@rue4585 can you give a name? There are tower mods but I've not found settlement map mods
@ConanAshConn
@ConanAshConn Жыл бұрын
@@samueljackson605 The mod is called “Simple Dynamic Settlements” you can search that title in the steam workshop and it should come up. (I tried to post the mod link a couple of times, then I realized Zerk probably disabled link posts because of all those scammers.)
@gisekasi
@gisekasi Жыл бұрын
​@@samueljackson605 Simple dinamic settlements, i think
@rue4585
@rue4585 Жыл бұрын
Simple Dynamic Settlements, I'm a little late :)@@samueljackson605
@SpitefulSoviet
@SpitefulSoviet Жыл бұрын
Well, I hope Phil is okay.
@Parameshvara
@Parameshvara Жыл бұрын
Great humor to the "Ostankya" vibe. Thank you, Z, cheered me up 😃
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 11 ай бұрын
Her lack of a gag reflex is impressive. Makes me wonder what dear ol’ Mom Ostankya did in her younger days…
@Joe_159
@Joe_159 Жыл бұрын
Great video Zerk! I'm a big fan of stealthy or vanguard or any strange or mobile kind of armies so videos like this are much appreciated! *Edit* My most recent favourite was a Choas Dwarf army consisting of mostly Fireglaives with armament buffs to give them vanguard deployment, magic attacks and suppressive fire *chef's kiss* highly recommend!
@ASpaceOstrich
@ASpaceOstrich Жыл бұрын
Wait, you can give them multiple armament buffs?
@josiahjensen9651
@josiahjensen9651 Жыл бұрын
​@ASpaceOstrich you can give them 3 armament buffs and I believe there is a research to make it 5 buffs
@ASpaceOstrich
@ASpaceOstrich Жыл бұрын
@@josiahjensen9651 Well. That explains why I had so many armaments and only needed one factory province in my playthrough.
@Anvilarm07
@Anvilarm07 Жыл бұрын
Another great themed army campaign. Love the stealth theme and the unit of bears! Well done.
@arkadiuszmarkuszewski7266
@arkadiuszmarkuszewski7266 Жыл бұрын
"one is dead cause of emotional damage" 😂 Another tasty film 👌
@Malice2297
@Malice2297 28 күн бұрын
10:50 you'd be surprised but a well trained raptor bird is actually quite able to take down a bear
@seangaspar3453
@seangaspar3453 Жыл бұрын
"RUN PHIL RUN!"
@Glitch_Online
@Glitch_Online Жыл бұрын
Hope Phil made it out
@novarat4089
@novarat4089 3 ай бұрын
as a skaven main i can confirm that a plageclaw catapult's only crippling weakness is indeed polar bears
@gloomy9486
@gloomy9486 Жыл бұрын
10:17 So that's the cure for elfism. It seems so obvious now.
@de-landen885
@de-landen885 Жыл бұрын
Im not gonna lie, it would've been cool to have Ostankya as a horde army, like a witch traveling the dark corners of the world ya know?
@The_Faceless_No_Name_Stranger
@The_Faceless_No_Name_Stranger 15 күн бұрын
Ima start calling “The things in the woods” as Wendigos because that’s what they are.
@vilneil
@vilneil Жыл бұрын
12:03 , the F is karl doing with the dark elf ?
@shooey-mcmoss
@shooey-mcmoss 4 ай бұрын
PancreasNoWork actually had his dream fullfilled
@Jacob-er1tt
@Jacob-er1tt Жыл бұрын
i think you'd get further by trading the settlements to the lizardmen in getting them to like rather then making them take it themselves
@Jacob-er1tt
@Jacob-er1tt Жыл бұрын
oh nvm you did that later, btw you got scam bots in the comments just fyi
@Mrkabrat
@Mrkabrat 2 ай бұрын
I still find it odd how the things in the woods (which origanilly appeared in the tabletop Mordheim) ended up part of a kislevite faction, when its fluff hinted towards are chaotic origin
@derpyswede2507
@derpyswede2507 Жыл бұрын
Mother ostankya throat goat confirmed
@thelastone67
@thelastone67 Жыл бұрын
She starts in dark elf territory is very odd to me
@Cyiel568
@Cyiel568 Жыл бұрын
1:32 Shooting arrows from the trees ? You have changed Sir Zerkovich and i'm not sure if i like that.
@unifieddynasty
@unifieddynasty Жыл бұрын
Damn the new Call of Duty 4 All Ghillied Up remake looks insane.
@TroelsTheGod
@TroelsTheGod Жыл бұрын
That title was about to give me a stroke
@shadow_king12344
@shadow_king12344 Жыл бұрын
How?
@dantemtxq2595
@dantemtxq2595 Жыл бұрын
A granny who have rats in her and a sled pulled by wendigos and a full army of vietnam people ,looks very chill and peaceful:))
@jackl597
@jackl597 Жыл бұрын
Really good video, love the elf h8
@axios4702
@axios4702 Жыл бұрын
Akshina ambushers are cool for stealth and all, but they truly shine when behind a wall of Tzar Guard.
@tiktikboom2371
@tiktikboom2371 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to play her, I love the weirder character. Also will get me to play Kislev as I haven’t touched them yet haha
@donmongoose
@donmongoose Жыл бұрын
I keep trying to play Kislev campaigns but find it horrendous and quickly give up so yeah, hopefully this update will help
@daxl505
@daxl505 Жыл бұрын
Kislev is one of my favourite races and their units are fun to play. Wait until the DLC and patch as they change some of their mechanics (kinda)
@tracesosebee5485
@tracesosebee5485 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a Skaven World War 1 tactics thing
@bobsbugors635
@bobsbugors635 Жыл бұрын
He sounds like the rock guy from Thor I love it
@dominicmanester8125
@dominicmanester8125 Жыл бұрын
I think yes and no with quest battle difficulty. They feel as difficult as the old ones but the power creep of our own units is so strong that it makes them easy.
@Salubrious388
@Salubrious388 6 ай бұрын
Love stealth/sniper themes. Are there any other builds that are this much fun?
@Nicolas-sj9dk
@Nicolas-sj9dk Жыл бұрын
Awesome video. Next time occupy those two settlements and once youre out of the region, sell it to the lizardmen. They will like you way more and you make money instead of losing 8k
@ItsTubes
@ItsTubes Жыл бұрын
The cure for elfism is, apparently, bears😂
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator Жыл бұрын
Zerkovich 💪💪 MandaloreGaming on hating knife ears.
@midwesterndrop-ape3066
@midwesterndrop-ape3066 Жыл бұрын
Ostankya confirmed throat goat
@obesechicken13
@obesechicken13 Жыл бұрын
Looks like an easy campaign you get bored of before short victory.
@bavokegels8929
@bavokegels8929 Жыл бұрын
wow somebody who actually quote's an sun tsu quote, and not slandering he's name
@iaindoherty9155
@iaindoherty9155 Жыл бұрын
"I did what any great general in history did... I hid in the woods and let the other people fight first!"
@Rogue_Tiger
@Rogue_Tiger Жыл бұрын
No better uint then 'things out of the woods'
@Tuck213
@Tuck213 Жыл бұрын
Alright people, what factions do you love to destroy as much as Zerk loves killing elves? Dwarfs for me.
@gijskramer1702
@gijskramer1702 Жыл бұрын
Vampires, skaven and tombkings. Seeing 4000 casualties on the ai's side is glorius.
@crusaderx1179
@crusaderx1179 Жыл бұрын
Why not gift the settlements to the lizardmen? Settlements seem to have a bonkers diplomacy weight. Factions you have flat diplomacy with will often sign non-aggression, trade, and military access for just a basic tier one settlement you just conquered after looting it, sometime even a defensive alliance. I was able to vassalize both Nkari and Skarbrand as Kairos in my Tzeentch Realm of Chaos campaign by giving them just tier 3 minor settlements in the center of the Chaos Wastes I didn't own the capital city of anyway (I was ahead of them in the Realm of Souls rush so it didn't matter that they technically we're my main rivals). I did the same thing with Greasus using the settlements I stole from him using changing of the ways to keep him friendly long enough while I conquered the other ogres and wiped out his Cathay trade friends before coming for him.
@ragnarok6521
@ragnarok6521 Жыл бұрын
So I can understand that CA wish to make other regions more diverse and interesting like the Old World which is leagues and bounds better than any other region, but putting Stinkya and Bo in these positions is weird lorewise. Would be better to move minor factions out there or something.
@coaiemandushman1079
@coaiemandushman1079 Жыл бұрын
i'd really like to use the new stuff, but i will never pay more than 12 euro for it.
@Atercor-kx8hs
@Atercor-kx8hs Жыл бұрын
Honestly, i feel like ambushers COMPLETLY screwd streltsi. Like, what the hell is even the point of those now? They are worse in like...everything except armor. So that's nice to see, good old CA.
@grayrook8637
@grayrook8637 Жыл бұрын
You don't wanna know what other rodents she can pull out of other places.
@SpaceKnight105
@SpaceKnight105 Жыл бұрын
Call me WITCH!!!!!!!
@черепахаестклубничку
@черепахаестклубничку Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: ostanki means "remains"
@extrie3650
@extrie3650 Жыл бұрын
You could have gifted those settlements to the lizardmen instead of razing it. It can give tou a lot of money and favor from them.
@skavenslave4570
@skavenslave4570 Жыл бұрын
instead of razing the settlements, its probably better to just gift it to mazdamundi
@yakbomb1332
@yakbomb1332 Жыл бұрын
Loved the video but I also loved the way you pronounced sun tzu 😂👍
@TotalWarriorLegends
@TotalWarriorLegends Жыл бұрын
Make a video that battle bonussen is being explained in warhammer 3
@rockgodwannabe
@rockgodwannabe Жыл бұрын
why did you leave the provinces for the lizardmen to take themselves instead of tradingthem through diplomacy?
@TheHabibass
@TheHabibass Жыл бұрын
What is the point of razing settlements instead of holding on to them until you can sell them to somebody?
@Njolmir90Greybeard
@Njolmir90Greybeard Жыл бұрын
I fucking love your videos dude 😂
@devinrunyan
@devinrunyan Жыл бұрын
Adding "do" in place of the proper verb always looks terrible. "Can Lispev [create]..."
@Marmamartha
@Marmamartha Жыл бұрын
why didnt you occupy and just gave the settlement to the lizards? Sure would have given you a nice diplo bonus
@ragsash
@ragsash Жыл бұрын
Do you have an fanatical store page? If I'm going to buy the game I do like helping the ones I like watching as I pay for the thing's I want
@gglanouille3060
@gglanouille3060 Жыл бұрын
I've played the changeling campaign already, waiting for the free DLC expansion to play yuan BO and Ostanskya, because they don't seems that good or fun to play yet
@Something_Clever
@Something_Clever Жыл бұрын
Here before the title fix
@Crucial_End
@Crucial_End Жыл бұрын
How does Akshina rangers compare to shades?
@daangoes121
@daangoes121 Жыл бұрын
How did morathi come back every turn?
@bluntlyhonest6803
@bluntlyhonest6803 2 күн бұрын
why not take the settlements for yourself and then sell them to the lizardmen for better treatease and possibly even some money? Settlements have massive value.
@shawnfoogle920
@shawnfoogle920 Жыл бұрын
Polar bear only video Theres a silly video idea
@JizzMasterTheZeroth
@JizzMasterTheZeroth Жыл бұрын
Her starting position is the most nonsensical in the entire game. Absolutely asinine.
@HiddenEvilStudios
@HiddenEvilStudios Жыл бұрын
Nah, there's far more silly things. You could have her start on the western coast of Naggarond, as one of the Spires there had previously been inhabited by a rogue Ice Witch. I don't remember which one, however.
@verihimthered2418
@verihimthered2418 7 ай бұрын
You never summoned the elemental bear😢
@JamieP43
@JamieP43 Жыл бұрын
can't you just sell the settlements to the lizardmen?
@askhatabdirazakh3577
@askhatabdirazakh3577 Жыл бұрын
What the dog doing?
@SavTMoA
@SavTMoA Жыл бұрын
Why all the elf hate?
@Einomar
@Einomar 5 ай бұрын
Why not?
@Kallistosprom
@Kallistosprom Жыл бұрын
Stealth Bears!!!
@robertoveloso2691
@robertoveloso2691 Жыл бұрын
I laughed hard on this
@Zuginator
@Zuginator Жыл бұрын
Why didn't you take the settlement instead of razing it? You can sell it to the lizards for favor!
@zakhopkins9761
@zakhopkins9761 Жыл бұрын
Why not sack and then occupie the land instead of raze it for the lizards.. next few turns sell the land to the lizards
@robertc8425
@robertc8425 Жыл бұрын
Do the stanky leg!
@botep5529
@botep5529 Жыл бұрын
Is this a mod or?
@xyro3633
@xyro3633 Жыл бұрын
Can do can do
@AbdullahHujee
@AbdullahHujee Жыл бұрын
Are bears a dlc unit?
@nickdeboer4494
@nickdeboer4494 Жыл бұрын
07:35 Not finishing her of ey? Care to explain yourself in this context against a Slaaneshi worhipper?
@cobrazax
@cobrazax Жыл бұрын
why raze it if u can capture it and then give it to the lizardmen??? ideal for alliance
@djgnu
@djgnu Жыл бұрын
Shieeet, thats baba yaga.
@czareknowak5805
@czareknowak5805 Жыл бұрын
Turn 50 and even half of the maps not conquered. WTF
@Dadodaw
@Dadodaw Жыл бұрын
I don't know if Kislev can doa mean stealth army, but I sure know I will be stealthing this DLC release.
@mysticdingo8411
@mysticdingo8411 Жыл бұрын
I think the title needs a fix
@HomerJSimpson999
@HomerJSimpson999 Жыл бұрын
Arnheim kept by Kislev....weird
@Shadowofromefanatic
@Shadowofromefanatic Жыл бұрын
Mama Stanky
@YEKOBness
@YEKOBness Жыл бұрын
CA out here putting modded quality gameplay out like it’s good.
@WhenDidRadioKillCod
@WhenDidRadioKillCod 4 ай бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TALIKAAAA!!!!!
@TheUrobolos
@TheUrobolos Жыл бұрын
Lmao even the supposed "sub faction" of Kislev still buff bears like anyone else.
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