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Auditing Britain

Auditing Britain

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@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥳
@rob936
@rob936 2 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year .Long live grandfather of auditing👊
@scorchio70
@scorchio70 2 жыл бұрын
Keep it going AB, love your channel 😎😎👍👍
@lfcl468
@lfcl468 2 жыл бұрын
Happy new year Ab to you and yours all the best for 2022 ✌️
@romeisfallingagain
@romeisfallingagain 2 жыл бұрын
happy new year AB. heres to a great year of auditing. great location btw
@BobGnarley.
@BobGnarley. 2 жыл бұрын
YO MATEY :D happy new year
@user-ht9vn4dl7g
@user-ht9vn4dl7g 2 жыл бұрын
They don't want to be filmed yet they walk right up to the camera 🤣🤣🤣 Always makes me laugh. Happy new year AB
@peteroz7332
@peteroz7332 2 жыл бұрын
that's because they want to protect the buildings with their own bodies 😉 literally their put themselves on the first line of defense 😁
@Fazzer77
@Fazzer77 2 жыл бұрын
It's their job to confront that AB prat. So they have to walk up to him. It's the most effective way. I'd like see someone take his camera off him and smash it there and then. That would be worth the watch. But someone needs to film AB whilst he's filming. EvERYONE would F*CKING LOVE THAT
@peteroz7332
@peteroz7332 2 жыл бұрын
@@Fazzer77 you have very limited, simplistic mechanism between your ears... 🤷‍♂️ couldn't even be called "a brain", coz amoeba is more developed 🤦‍♂️
@Fazzer77
@Fazzer77 2 жыл бұрын
@@peteroz7332 you sound like an expert. AB is a prize prat. I've stopped watching his videos because all he does is just get into arguments with authority sources. Now if you watch these regularly, your matter between your ears is most certainly not a brain, and you certainly do speak like you do have one, but the only people who will appreciate your thick narrow minded comments are the thick narrow minded idiots who watch these with you. Why not organise a slumber party for you and your thick as sh*t mates to watch AB videos all weekend. You will see I'm right you half baked abhorrent brainless moron.
@user-ht9vn4dl7g
@user-ht9vn4dl7g 2 жыл бұрын
@@Fazzer77 I can tell just by looking at your ugly pfp that you're a copper aren't you? Don't like it when the public stand up to police do you? Seethe and cope you sad angry pathetic little man. Maybe if you had a woman that gave you attention you wouldn't feel the need to get angry and smash people's cameras. Loser
@sorearm
@sorearm 2 жыл бұрын
Loony house. God I love the thinking on the feet. This is pure gold. Yo AB! Great work as usual
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@angelinamarie1835
@angelinamarie1835 2 жыл бұрын
Unreal I luv it 🤣
@sebastianeisenberg3826
@sebastianeisenberg3826 2 жыл бұрын
PMSL I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that LMAO
@The-Great-Brindian
@The-Great-Brindian 2 жыл бұрын
rofl @ Loony house i too was lols..
@EhsanMusic
@EhsanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at that 😂😂
@bluebiker79
@bluebiker79 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 "What's your immigration status" 😂 He's so cheeky. She was trying not to laugh!
@metoosmath
@metoosmath 6 ай бұрын
I thought maybe they were escaping and stole the uniform
@seanwilson7593
@seanwilson7593 3 ай бұрын
I’ve seen another audit on KZbin where this same lady was pushed over by another KZbinr in self defence but I can’t seem to find the video now. Someone send me the link if it’s ever found.
@Sthmohtwenty
@Sthmohtwenty 3 ай бұрын
A refugee asking about immigration status what a joke
@ruairijoseph
@ruairijoseph 2 жыл бұрын
I have an Australian friend who flew to the UK from Sydney and was interrogated by emigration officers 👮 for over an hour! When they finally let her enter the UK for her holiday, she said she was so confused and offended as to why they’d think anyone in their right mind would want to sneak into the UK from Australia with the state of London compared to her hometown of Sydney 🤣
@bastooopanooo2311
@bastooopanooo2311 Жыл бұрын
Exactly I will happily move to Australia.
@omegadeep1
@omegadeep1 Жыл бұрын
The largest group of overstayed foreigners used to be young Australians , in particular London. They would have regular round ups in the 70s and 80s.
@Neil-pv8pw
@Neil-pv8pw Жыл бұрын
ten years ago i worked in security in the city of ondon and licensing came in, it meant all white security officers were fired cos they didnt meet the new terms of sia and yet nigerians and people from afar were allowed. south africans and other common wealth cud not get visas
@omegadeep1
@omegadeep1 Жыл бұрын
The biggest group of overstaying visitors always used to be Australians in London .
@andigorani
@andigorani Жыл бұрын
I flew to the USA last year for the first time and passport control checked me and my wife thoroughly, asked about employment, did our fingerprints... As if Id wanna leave the UK for that trigger happy hell hole 😂 😂 😂
@j.wwilson4866
@j.wwilson4866 2 жыл бұрын
Wow the woman was very aggressive, devious and for sure under handed she will be one to watch
@-BUILT_LIKE_A_BAG_OF_MILK
@-BUILT_LIKE_A_BAG_OF_MILK 7 ай бұрын
She's probably been promoted multiple times since.
@DanTheFemaleFootMuncher
@DanTheFemaleFootMuncher 4 ай бұрын
She's sexy though
@joanneholmes1603
@joanneholmes1603 3 ай бұрын
Probably no immigration status 🤣🤣
@andygray4418
@andygray4418 2 жыл бұрын
"You are committing an offence under the Official Secrets Act" I actually burst out laughing.
@philipprice171
@philipprice171 2 жыл бұрын
That had me rolling about too. It's like living in a Monty Python world.
@learningpianoat61
@learningpianoat61 2 жыл бұрын
Me too! 😂
@MVT55
@MVT55 2 жыл бұрын
You can only break the official secret act if you have signed it . These people are poorly trained and cheap to employ .
@MrAndrewFarrow
@MrAndrewFarrow 2 жыл бұрын
@@MVT55 that’s not true. There ARE offences but AB didn’t commit any. It’s only an offence to film under s1 if you INTEND to supply enemies of the country.
@eileenpritchard9154
@eileenpritchard9154 2 жыл бұрын
@@philipprice171 😂🤣😃😅😆👍👍👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
@Theearthyexplorer1
@Theearthyexplorer1 2 жыл бұрын
AB you should go into comedy, I'd pay to watch! 😂
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
😜
@sharonmcgregor1389
@sharonmcgregor1389 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain I would too AB
@hipsonsogbo
@hipsonsogbo 2 жыл бұрын
He already is here on youtube
@Pothwar-PK
@Pothwar-PK 2 жыл бұрын
AB's one liners are fantastic 👏
@bigizzyuk
@bigizzyuk 2 жыл бұрын
Police are already funding him with their imbecile knowledge of the law
@mattschannel1502
@mattschannel1502 2 жыл бұрын
They employ immigrants by the look of it 😆
@aerogamer3549
@aerogamer3549 2 жыл бұрын
"Can I have your permission?" "No" "Okay what are you going to do about it then?" Mate that's too funny 😂😂😂
@irenedavo3768
@irenedavo3768 2 жыл бұрын
Brad Pitt!
@mrboonski1
@mrboonski1 2 жыл бұрын
Senile security guard: “Your commiting an offence under the official secrets act “. 🤔 Yea ok then mate.
@pooooornopigeon
@pooooornopigeon 2 жыл бұрын
AB should have answered " I can`t tell you anything, it`s secret "
@pashazitto627
@pashazitto627 2 жыл бұрын
*yes okay then matey 😂😂😂
@legobatman8353
@legobatman8353 2 жыл бұрын
Only in his tiny little mind.
@phil637
@phil637 2 жыл бұрын
What law is that? ... its a secret ! ... lol
@gb4453
@gb4453 2 жыл бұрын
Love it when you said ‘Loony House, nearly choked on my Peanuts.
@ronskiuk
@ronskiuk 2 жыл бұрын
To the Immigration officer 'What's your immigration status'....loooool 😂 #comedygeddon gold
@j..2895
@j..2895 2 жыл бұрын
What are you like Brad Pitt or something? AB is unintentionally/naturally funny 😂😂
@GenialHarryGrout
@GenialHarryGrout 2 жыл бұрын
Man comes out of nowhere and walks in front of the camera then asks "why are you filming me?" What a muppet
@MikeEves
@MikeEves 2 жыл бұрын
He's in a long line of many
@grimprawn902
@grimprawn902 2 жыл бұрын
You can tell it's going to be a great year for public photography and auditors. Thanks AB, happy new year.
@hectichazerdus
@hectichazerdus 2 жыл бұрын
that little passive aggresive security woman feminazi sums it up brilliantly
@kentcyclist
@kentcyclist 2 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's likely to be banned thanks to these frauditors. This guy's no respect for anyone or anything
@petetongue6561
@petetongue6561 2 жыл бұрын
Not a single English person working there.
@Ma1efcent
@Ma1efcent Жыл бұрын
Hilarious! "Loony House?", "What's your immigration status? Your shoe laces are undone."
@Anglez
@Anglez 2 жыл бұрын
“Can I have your permission?” “No” “So what are you going to do about it?”😂😂
@michaeldastan6754
@michaeldastan6754 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing :)
@britbyname3620
@britbyname3620 2 жыл бұрын
That’s confrontational tho
@robertruschak7083
@robertruschak7083 Жыл бұрын
🤡
@heywoodjablomee
@heywoodjablomee 2 жыл бұрын
AB..no joke..the reason they stand so close is to make you feel uncomfortable and thus more likely to comply. The best thing to do when someone does that is to stand even closer to them..this tells them you're challenging their imagined authority
@MELLYBOY58
@MELLYBOY58 2 жыл бұрын
Yep ..your right,i would take a step forward,cup an ear and say sorry ???? ✌✌🇬🇧🇬🇧
@MusicalMemeology
@MusicalMemeology 2 жыл бұрын
@Jonontoast I like photography and I’m glad I can do it without the gestapo stopping me thank you comrade
@dickymint8603
@dickymint8603 2 жыл бұрын
" What are you, Brad Pitt or something " That cracked me up. 🤣 Keep up the good fight chap, you're a legend, and very much needed.
@AmandaAlexandra47
@AmandaAlexandra47 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know weather to be terrified these people are running the country or laugh at how bad things are. You make it sooo funny 🤣
@patthewoodboy
@patthewoodboy 2 жыл бұрын
"bloody foreigners" I'll get my coat. AB that was such a fun audit , love your sense of humour
@eileenpritchard9154
@eileenpritchard9154 2 жыл бұрын
Permission, PERMISSION, P E R M I S S I O N,GOT IT.😆😅😃🤣😂
@paulwhitby2450
@paulwhitby2450 2 жыл бұрын
Luna house in Croydon could be a fun audit. Wear your armour
@Jcserve-pr8uc
@Jcserve-pr8uc 2 жыл бұрын
"Are you immigration? No? ...oooh, you're only JUST security" haha
@thecredible
@thecredible 2 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year AB! Absolutely fantastic start to 2022! All the best to you and your family and thankyou so much for entertaining me and the entire the nation throughout the last 2 lockdown years. You are the best auditor by far, your sledgehammer wit absolutely cracks me up every time! 👍
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@seanwilson7593
@seanwilson7593 9 ай бұрын
@@AuditingBritainThere was a different Auditor that did this same place after this video, I believed it was Ukmeetsthetyrants but I couldn’t find the video they also pushed this lady on the floor, Do you know who if the video is still up ?
@battlegoff_8319
@battlegoff_8319 2 жыл бұрын
can't beat that "when the penny drops" expression on their faces. Happy new year AB 😎👍
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@DarkHorse-ov7dr
@DarkHorse-ov7dr 2 жыл бұрын
Those 3 security guards were so funny. The dumb, the dumber & the dumbest. Triple DDD security services. Hahaha 😂🤣😂 Keep the good work up AB. Happy New Year to all.
@sebastianeisenberg3826
@sebastianeisenberg3826 2 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOL
@joelc9439
@joelc9439 2 жыл бұрын
They are not guards.
@DarkHorse-ov7dr
@DarkHorse-ov7dr 2 жыл бұрын
@@joelc9439 you killed the joke.
@The-Great-Brindian
@The-Great-Brindian 2 жыл бұрын
DD&D 2022 movie ?🤔
@EhsanMusic
@EhsanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
Because they work in the loony house 😂
@julianedge6431
@julianedge6431 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, man! Patel's very own Stormtroopers! Happy New Year, my friend - great to see you back.
@JM-wr2fo
@JM-wr2fo Жыл бұрын
I'm seriously more entertained by your videos (which I'm binge watching since yesterday) than pretty much 95% of every blockbuster movie I've ever seen, you sir are a genius troll, in the best sense of the word 😂😂 Thank you for educating all the tyrants and the dummies out there
@qhurbagha8474
@qhurbagha8474 2 жыл бұрын
I love it the way you measure their intelligence by indulging in asking for their permission. Lol
@Luki-jz6gm
@Luki-jz6gm Жыл бұрын
Can I have your permission
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad 2 жыл бұрын
6:20 "Show some respect" demands an official with a perceived sense of authority. "Why should I" answers AB. "We don't have to show respect to you either" says the official with a perceived sense of authority. Totally and utterly wrong. He represents the Home Office and is the public face of it so must show respect at all times even in the face of antagonism, aggression, or lack of respect.
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad 2 жыл бұрын
@British Grumpy Cat HNY too you.
@traceypenfold7781
@traceypenfold7781 2 жыл бұрын
I always reply with respect is earned its not a right
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad 2 жыл бұрын
@@traceypenfold7781 Exactly
@eileenpritchard9154
@eileenpritchard9154 2 жыл бұрын
@@traceypenfold7781 ABSOLUTELY.
@norfolkngood244
@norfolkngood244 2 жыл бұрын
So true and yes so sad and defiantly so mad.
@rudeboijasmithy
@rudeboijasmithy Жыл бұрын
This one had me in stitches. They must live under that rock with all the other ignorant people. 😂😂😂
@chrishartley1210
@chrishartley1210 2 жыл бұрын
The woman getting out of the van was trying to hide a smile. I think she knew who you are, I was half expecting her to say "YO"!
@happydace6991
@happydace6991 2 жыл бұрын
Your back answers to their arrogant approaches are always spot on ! How strange that almost all the immigration staff were immigrants !🤔
@barrymichaels2663
@barrymichaels2663 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right!!!
@dickenscider7328
@dickenscider7328 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I noticed that, you may have also noticed the IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT vans, are they out there in France enforcing those dingy divers into their boats.
@psam6679
@psam6679 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe they only allowed to stay in UK when they work for Immigration for next 20 years free 😆
@barrymichaels2663
@barrymichaels2663 2 жыл бұрын
@@psam6679 they will get a new car too
@susanshone8256
@susanshone8256 2 жыл бұрын
Noticed that 🤔🤔🤔 suspicious
@philliphofstetter6459
@philliphofstetter6459 Жыл бұрын
Usually auditing videos leave me a bit pissed off in general "power tripping coppers" But i find myself in tears laughing with this guy. Again legend.
@johnwilliams2877
@johnwilliams2877 Жыл бұрын
I thought I read Immigration Enforcement on that van. So funny, I almost fell for it.
@simsor3848
@simsor3848 2 жыл бұрын
Another AB classic "Are you like Brat Pitt or something? " Class !
@rs-qt1qg
@rs-qt1qg 2 жыл бұрын
Brad*
@Allmighty954
@Allmighty954 2 жыл бұрын
Great to have my weekly fix of AB humor back after Christmas break 😂show some respect
@bluesheep54
@bluesheep54 Жыл бұрын
The older chap was very reasonable, he just needed a little help to understand the situation. There was no need to call him dumb.
@chaz725
@chaz725 2 жыл бұрын
The official secrets act ??? I spilled my tea as I LMFAO
@readytogo6569
@readytogo6569 2 жыл бұрын
When you asked them what their immigration status is, I nearly died laughing! ROFLMAO 🤣
@sebastianeisenberg3826
@sebastianeisenberg3826 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I would have done the same LMAO
@onegog6356
@onegog6356 2 жыл бұрын
🤘🤪😜😂🤣😅
@engineeringvision9507
@engineeringvision9507 2 жыл бұрын
immigrating
@_pikachu_636
@_pikachu_636 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny how the majority of them people that are working there are immigrants themselves and they are the ppl that treat immigrants poorly.
@_pikachu_636
@_pikachu_636 2 жыл бұрын
@GrandPianolaMusic have you ever been inside an Immagration centre? all ur rights as a human are taken away are criminals are treated better than asylum seekers
@andrewshaw7343
@andrewshaw7343 2 жыл бұрын
The ironies inherent in this video make my head spin.
@cheeserolls8238
@cheeserolls8238 2 жыл бұрын
“Looney House?” Outstanding!!!😂
@kamilhorvat8290
@kamilhorvat8290 Жыл бұрын
A guy with a mug comes and asks: How can I help you? Well, you can make me a cofee ... Thank you very much.
@tractorboy2002
@tractorboy2002 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you are feeling better AB. Good to see your films - they always bring a smile to my face.
@imz4
@imz4 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “Looney House” 😂😂😂
@BibtheBoulder
@BibtheBoulder 2 жыл бұрын
"Who are you? Bradd Pitt" Oh ffs I burst out laughing....
@KingKong-jy4ut
@KingKong-jy4ut 2 жыл бұрын
AB, as always brilliant. I would just like to add, Priti Patel, what's your immigration status? 🤣
@discodave1747
@discodave1747 2 жыл бұрын
The female security guard is a grumpy power tripping shirt filler. She needs reporting to SIA.
@owen9500
@owen9500 2 жыл бұрын
She even looks like priti patel
@discodave1747
@discodave1747 2 жыл бұрын
@@barbietalks1752 Awww upset are we?
@harveyweinstein7709
@harveyweinstein7709 2 жыл бұрын
Once the old man started lying she couldn't defend his lie and went quiet real quick
@DrCoomer_1
@DrCoomer_1 2 жыл бұрын
@@barbietalks1752 No you
@safz619
@safz619 2 жыл бұрын
When you asked the guy ‘ what’s you’re immigration status ‘ the lady laughed off 😂😂. Happy new year too you n everyone
@john.7966
@john.7966 2 жыл бұрын
Enter spiderman looking at spiderman gif here. "What is Your Immigration Status!?!" - haha. Nice work AB.
@pritenravat7740
@pritenravat7740 2 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the funniest by far! I've shared this to my friends and family, we couldn't stop laughing!
@MarekzAnglii
@MarekzAnglii 2 жыл бұрын
Those first three need to get transferred to 'Loony House' 🤣
@MyPAPAH1
@MyPAPAH1 2 жыл бұрын
what a joke this country has become, immigrants monitoring immigrants
@Jimbo_Jumbo
@Jimbo_Jumbo 2 жыл бұрын
The irony of this lot working for immigration enforcement. No wonder we have so many "dinghy people" arriving on a daily basis.
@reb0118
@reb0118 2 жыл бұрын
They don't work for immigration. They are merely security staff. It is unlikely that they even work directly for the Home Office - probably contact or agency staff. Edited to add: there was a small section of the video at the end (unhelpfully shown after an advert) that did contain a brief interaction with what appeared to be immigration officers.
@jamesjameson4566
@jamesjameson4566 2 жыл бұрын
@@reb0118 you just don't get it
@MrSketchydave69
@MrSketchydave69 2 жыл бұрын
Respect is earned. They deserve none. Rude , arrogant and condescending bunch of muppets! If that's how they speak to the public,can you imagine how they speak to vulnerable immigrants......
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 2 жыл бұрын
Most of them ARE immigrants hence the attitude.
@peteroz7332
@peteroz7332 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramalama9650 my thoughts exactly 👍😉
@eileenpritchard9154
@eileenpritchard9154 2 жыл бұрын
@@peteroz7332 DITTO.
@MrSketchydave69
@MrSketchydave69 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramalama9650 Yeah. I don't get it though. Prhitler Patel is of Asian/Ugandan origin, but her immigration rules would prevent her parents from ever settling here..... perhaps she needs to watch V for Vendetta or Children Of Men...... that's where we are heading!
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSketchydave69 They are ashamed of their origin and want to detach themselves from it. That's why they call themselves 'British' (yet still have two passports). It's funny that you never hear an American, Australian, Brazilian, Mexican, etc, say I'm a 'British' American, I'm a 'British' Australian, etc. They are given these jobs in Government establishments to fill quotas, then that little bit of 'power' they've been given goes to their head. Then the magical card is pulled if you back them into a corner.
@brimcilroy9002
@brimcilroy9002 2 жыл бұрын
Haha the first spanner answered his own question,.... I walked in front of your camera so why are you filming me.... Haha what a clown.
@BABYWOLF--1966
@BABYWOLF--1966 2 жыл бұрын
SEE HOW THE FEMALE SMIRKS WHEN THE ELEPHANT MAN SPEAKS
@V8Hungry
@V8Hungry 2 жыл бұрын
“YO that’s called the walk of shame” 🤣 Happy New Year AB
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year👍
@kevinwilliams1421
@kevinwilliams1421 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m telling you”….she is unbelievable
@richardgarysmith
@richardgarysmith 2 жыл бұрын
Mate you are both very funny and fantastic comedy ,Glad your back , you brighten up my day don’t leave it so long before your back regularly behind the camera 😂😂😂
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 2 жыл бұрын
I've just discovered you AB, thank you for your vital work, I'm so sorry about the horrifying way you were treated by the West Mercia Police recently. Peace from Wales (but peace from the Carmarthen and Swansea police would appear to be too much to ask!).
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 2 жыл бұрын
@Jonontoast it's 'vital' because it exposes how badly the police sometimes, maybe often, treat people who are behaving perfectly legally, and because it informs viewers about some of their basic legal rights. Sorry you didn't work that out 🤣🤣🤣
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 2 жыл бұрын
@Jonontoast That's just your opinion, and a drearily predictable one I'm afraid. You know why opinions are like haemorrhoids don't you. Of course you do, you're clever aren't you🤣.
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 2 жыл бұрын
@Jonontoast 'You don't seem like you are NOT the smartest person' 🤣🤣 That's a compliment you idiot!! That's so funny.
@curtsk19
@curtsk19 Жыл бұрын
@Jonontoast well it's simple mate, the common person will bend over and submit to anything the police will request because they don't know their rights. I've been chilling before and have a full search and police touching my dick etc. I didn't know my rights.8
@curtsk19
@curtsk19 Жыл бұрын
@Jonontoast also it's quite ironic seeing their reaction to being filmed when we are literally being filmed everyday in public via CCTV without consent
@micksmith6950
@micksmith6950 2 жыл бұрын
Security personnel are JOKERS, and ive worked in the industry for 21 years, no wonder my children sometimes say ive lost my marbles🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MartiBlagborough
@MartiBlagborough 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh hahha AB your commiting an offence under the official secrets Act hahahahha. Then changed his mind in seconds hahahaha
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
Yo Marti🤛
@MartiBlagborough
@MartiBlagborough 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain I'm always here watching bro.
@kazimmohammed4595
@kazimmohammed4595 2 жыл бұрын
I love the drama and the comedy. I am crying with laughter. Very, very funny. They are like the Three Stooges. Brilliant.
@peterbrunsden380
@peterbrunsden380 2 жыл бұрын
1)Big difference between legal and illegal immigration. 2)We are not being honest with ourselves about the level of immigration into this country and are not planning for the expansion of infrastructure needed if we are to become 75m -sooner than you think!
@drummeruk4044
@drummeruk4044 Жыл бұрын
You're a genius AB! Keep it coming! Enlighten these fools!
@terrytibbs8083
@terrytibbs8083 2 жыл бұрын
They don’t want to be filmed but towards end of video the lady is coming out of van with covert VIDEO surveillance equipment 😂
@davedogge2280
@davedogge2280 2 жыл бұрын
It's good of AB to travel all the way to Mumbai to show us that even they require auditing.
@woodyforest7308
@woodyforest7308 2 жыл бұрын
Token jobs buddy...
@stevestheboy1
@stevestheboy1 2 жыл бұрын
well said dave,our countrys fucked
@joelc9439
@joelc9439 2 жыл бұрын
You fked up other countries.
@danial_jabbar
@danial_jabbar 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevestheboy1 Lol its my country now steviee boyyy :)
@corny165
@corny165 2 жыл бұрын
I spit the tea out when he said "where do i get permission loonie house". God tier trolling!
@afro5380
@afro5380 Жыл бұрын
the official secrets act law 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣that killed me
@notchjohnson4351
@notchjohnson4351 2 жыл бұрын
I freaking love your audits other channels I watch make me want to rage sometimes but yours makes me laugh, you kill them with kindness.
@benburns1180
@benburns1180 2 жыл бұрын
Security dressed in a police costume.
@pauleichgrun6205
@pauleichgrun6205 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not happy the security sent out only a one star general! Where are all the 4 star security generals? On a coffee break?
@dericksmith2137
@dericksmith2137 2 жыл бұрын
If we ‘need their permission’ to record them, wouldn’t it also make sense that THEY’D need our permission to be in OUR video? 🤪😉 Baffled that people believe that they can just walk up to strangers and expect us to start answering their invasive questions. (But slightly less surprised when it’s any kind of a government employee. They all tend to believe that their job magically gave them authority over the other citizens.)
@sebastianeisenberg3826
@sebastianeisenberg3826 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly as if we live in Nazi Germany Russia Ukraine Belarus or some other nation around the globe as if we live in a police state or dictatorship
@chloegomes7367
@chloegomes7367 2 жыл бұрын
Are you silly mate? No it doesn’t make sense. If someone is recording your house, are you not going to walk outside and ask them what they are doing and to stop recording regardless of being in the video or not? Even though they are on the sidewalk and not on your property? Stop being ignorant and talking down on people doing their jobs.
@The-Great-Brindian
@The-Great-Brindian 2 жыл бұрын
well said Derick ! 😉
@johngriffiths7361
@johngriffiths7361 2 жыл бұрын
@@chloegomes7367 I seem to have missed the bit where he makes a video of their house
@chloegomes7367
@chloegomes7367 2 жыл бұрын
@@johngriffiths7361 I seem to have the missed the part where I asked for you to speak? Shut up
@JoBo301
@JoBo301 2 жыл бұрын
My man is back with another banger!
@dutch6947
@dutch6947 Жыл бұрын
"What is your immigration status?" "Are you Legal?" Hahahah
@MissFeline
@MissFeline 2 жыл бұрын
Love your work!🤣keeping us all entertained, brilliant 💙🇬🇧☺️
@spiritusinfinitus
@spiritusinfinitus 2 жыл бұрын
One thing that I have noticed watching these videos, is that a disproportionate amount of immigrants, many with a distinct lack of knowledge and fluency of the English language and basic British rights and freedoms, seem to be employed in security roles. It's a shame they don't all come from Asgard,, with the impeccable knowledge and fluency that our favourite videographer has!
@tpskl
@tpskl 2 жыл бұрын
If some of our own homegrown bums would get of their asses and work this wouldn’t be the case. Supply and demand. Simple stuff
@steveb1739
@steveb1739 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, not one native Briton amongst that lot. Incredible.
@fn33338
@fn33338 2 жыл бұрын
@@steveb1739 what difference would a native Britain even make. You guys would moan if these 'immigrants' were on benefits etc so why moan if they are out there working... your issue should be with the employer who I am more than confident is a 'native britain' whatever that means.
@mikrofoncu
@mikrofoncu 2 жыл бұрын
Why all the officers on the video was from India? I’m not from UK and that’s quite strange for me.
@fn33338
@fn33338 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikrofoncu why is it strange?
@AA-uu2pt
@AA-uu2pt 2 жыл бұрын
Getting Sick Of People Saying “You Need My Permission” Ffs. - Happy New Year
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad 2 жыл бұрын
Especially when they walk up to the camera.
@Catmad65
@Catmad65 2 жыл бұрын
Looney House 🤣🤣🤣 Cracked me up ! 👍👍🤣🤣
@smile4shaheen
@smile4shaheen 2 жыл бұрын
The walk of shame is soooooo satisfying to watch. Please never stop AB, we love you. 👍🏼😊
@georgetaylor853
@georgetaylor853 2 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my tea when you said 'looney house'
@MELLYBOY58
@MELLYBOY58 2 жыл бұрын
He was mighty close on that though ! ✌✌🇬🇧🇬🇧
@EhsanMusic
@EhsanMusic 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@richardkinghorn4729
@richardkinghorn4729 2 жыл бұрын
Another security guard with no clue of the law AB, they really have no clue do they. Immigration status statement was brilliant. Keep the vids up AB and keep trying to educate them. It may take many years yet.
@joelc9439
@joelc9439 2 жыл бұрын
They are not security.
@smile4shaheen
@smile4shaheen 2 жыл бұрын
"Are you like Brad Pitt or something?" 🤣🤣🤣
@sahedrasel3255
@sahedrasel3255 9 ай бұрын
AB all your videos are funny but this one i find funniest, credit goes to the security man who says " office secret acts" even the security lady was laughing when she heard it
@dieselchapo9455
@dieselchapo9455 2 жыл бұрын
Happy new year AB and the auditing Britain community 👍🏿
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@enzopiraino4903
@enzopiraino4903 2 жыл бұрын
AB, them 3 crazy, fruit & nut security made you look normal! Thank you once again for exposing tyrants and cretin security guards with stars ✨ and happy new year! Great video 😊👍
@samsneek4569
@samsneek4569 2 жыл бұрын
That old man guard was brilliant haha love him
@paullawrence8572
@paullawrence8572 7 ай бұрын
Perhaps they were actually detainees and nick the security guards uniform to get out! 😮
@Mark...
@Mark... 2 жыл бұрын
Still amazes me that people think they need to give their permission before being filmed and more surprising still when police officers believe this 😏
@Stuart_George
@Stuart_George 2 жыл бұрын
And they probably watch the news/read papers everyday with a myriad of pictures of celebrities, politicians, althletes, and criminals (The list is endless really). They seriously think every single one has 'given permission'!! It just boggles my mind that they don't comprehend that.
@markkieran1004
@markkieran1004 2 жыл бұрын
@@Stuart_George But we will soon need permission to photograph 'people' breastfeeding in public.... why would a normal person want to do that... but it is perhaps the top of a slippery slope. What next - children under 5, then 12, then 15. Why would a normal person want to film ...another member of public?...a delivery yard?... a police station?
@markkieran1004
@markkieran1004 2 жыл бұрын
@Jonontoast I didn't specifically mention filming children or their stature in my comment. Those were your inferences. My concern and the point of my comment is that legislation, particularly the Police Crime Sentencing and Courts Act is chipping away at our human right to do what is reasonable in public. By taking away the reasonable bit. Auditors aren't interested in voyeurism, they're interested in making money from KZbin and could easily be ignored by the police. We will all be fine until what we do is deemed to be a nuisance, and then we will all be criminals.
@MysticMountainGems
@MysticMountainGems 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy 🤦‍♂️....it's gonna be another long year. I dont know how much more I can take of this BS. Happy New Year AB. 🤘🏻💥🖤
@eileenpritchard9154
@eileenpritchard9154 2 жыл бұрын
I AM WITH YOU ON THIS ONE FRIEND. 👍👍👍👍
@Poshypaws
@Poshypaws 2 жыл бұрын
I think this whole video was planned very well and the choice of professional actors is sensational! They knew their lines and the timing was tremendous! That one line line about the OSA was a blinding piece of theatre. And how they huddled together like the Wiches on the "blasted heath"...wonderful! Half expecting the line, "Double, double, Toil and Trouble / parties burn and Nonsense bubble." Tremendous work between script writer and actor. The "talk to hand" scene was Shakespearian and reminiscent of productions at the Globe Theatre. This could not have been performed better on the modern West End Stage. Have the rights been bought for the Musical yet?
@StephenSecretSSmith0007
@StephenSecretSSmith0007 2 жыл бұрын
Love it my friend. When the came up to you ASKING YOU QUESTIONS. And then asking you WHY YOUR ASKING QUESTIONS! 😂😂🤣🤣 .Classic bud. Keep up the GOOD WORK 🤟👍
@MVO884
@MVO884 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks AB, all the best wisches for you and your loved ones in 2022. And hopefully this year , police gonna understand that they are not there to abuse Britsch citizen rights. Good luck and be safe!!
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@irenedavo3768
@irenedavo3768 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain do you know Comic Relief? Would you Audit them? Watch videos of Jim Nduruchi Kenya 🇰🇪 where is Comic Relief money going?
@Kingofrestrrooms666
@Kingofrestrrooms666 Жыл бұрын
What people have to understand is that there is no expectation of pregnancy in 'pubic' when 'pubic' photography is concerned.
@djdelight_musik7181
@djdelight_musik7181 2 жыл бұрын
I think that woman was mistaken , 'Looney House' was right behind her 😂
@deankalsevicius7610
@deankalsevicius7610 2 жыл бұрын
You should be a comedian AB. You just destroyed 3 people with about 20 words. Wow 🤣🤣🤣
@DMZBestPlays-yt8ei
@DMZBestPlays-yt8ei 6 ай бұрын
When I was going through a really hard time in life, this video really brought me a lot of joy. I'm back 2 years later, in a much better place, just enjoying the vibes again.
@Real_Matt
@Real_Matt 2 жыл бұрын
in absolute tears when you kept saying looney house
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