The LexiGoon

[@OptimalPulse]

"I'll give you the best valid... most vaild reason. You ready for this?? It's none of your business!" Absolute legend.

[@anonanon6612]

anyone who calls the police for nothing should be fined, save our tax money.

[@secondchance6603]

Well we wouldn't want them getting into any danger now do we?

[@trevorallen2964]

Exactly the first steps in defunding the establishment 💷💪

[@MrB1923]

No, the police, who apparently know the law, should put the phone down and not respond.

[@realPromotememedia]

@@MrB1923 it’s a slippery slope . . . It would have a chilling effect on people calling for assistance if they thought they were going to get fines AND you KNOW it would only be a New York minute before the police started abusing it, fining people and deciding when to turn up. Fix the police is the best answer I think 🤔

[@jackwatsonepic626]

@@MrB1923 that's exactly how they should deal with it

[@alisonb4898]

That security bloke has got has much power as a AAA battery from pound land 😂

[@mcawley118]

🤣🤣

[@thefoxhat6163]

Top tip for batteries...... Asda own brand are the best by far.

[@MrGersboy72]

That’s offensive to Poundland batteries

[@billbar8532]

@@MrGersboy72 Yeah. That's definitely battery-ist. We need a slogan. B.L.M. Battery Lives Matter.

[@truckingscouser]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@conradblack2504]

They just don’t get it do they? Filming is perfectly legal. I love the way AB avoids telling them that and let’s them figure it out over the course of a long drawn out process.

[@reeebellious9752]

A job with zero power and it still goes to his head...

[@matthew3774]

Its always the ones with no power who act like that. The ones with more power are more restrained and not trying to overcompensate all the time

[@sjd_3699]

The Asgard line never fails to disapoint.

[@jackwatsonepic626]

When AB says he is from Asgard you can see the cogs turning on the security guard lol 🤣 , trying to work out where that is " LOL 🤣

[@kaliman1472]

Asgard is on the planet Zark . The people from Zark are zalions So AB is a zalion .

[@rolfhelgenilsen3427]

​@@kaliman1472 Huh? Asgard is is the Norse name for where the Vikings are from. However I Have a feeling u made a joke that went straight over my head, I dont know what "Zark" is. Peace out from Norway, have a nice day dude

[@kaliman1472]

@@rolfhelgenilsen3427 Yes , it was an English joke from a Dutchman 😂 The planet Zark hasn’t been discovered yet .

[@samtaurus007]

@@kaliman1472 Naaaah, i discovered Zark AGES ago. Trust me, i'm from the over-populated planet 'Bullshitty'. That makes me a fully fledged 'Bullshitter'. :)

[@ThePollaxtroy]

Only doing my job didn't help them in the Nuremberg trials.

[@bornfree9547]

Never going to happen.

[@ThePollaxtroy]

@@bornfree9547 Oh realy. You dont think councils will throw these people under the bus. Once people start winning court proceedings against them. Once the ambulance chaser legal people realise theres money in it. It will get more more publicity.

[@NicholasAlt]

The guys they worked for LOST in the war. Which government's are against the new world order?

[@mrg0047]

I absolutely love watching these in the morning at work. You really are a top man AB, you crack me up and your humour is infectious.

[@AuditingBritain]

Yo Mrg and thank You🤛

[@danieltomkins2372]

@@AuditingBritain colab?

[@FragranceGame85]

That Security boy was not even close to being qualified to approach AB 😂

[@bennyhill4228]

Indeed got his arris into a somewhat pickle lol

[@Nitehawkmk77]

Guess it's a step up from a paper round

[@kennyholland4731]

@@Nitehawkmk77 ahaha 😂😂

[@chrisbevis7725]

Nor entitled to either!

[@Blaesht]

They way he says "Give me a couple of seconds my friend" and walks off. In his mind he genuinely think he's got you detained.

[@Fur_Queue]

Probably the most excitement blue mask security dummy has had since he saw his sister getting out of the shower in 2008

[@AuditingBritain]

😨

[@paulbelsey7111]

And his sister is probably the mother of his children. His mother/auntie told him it was OK.

[@jasoncollins865]

🤣🤣

[@1stormriders]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@urgulp1554]

"You are smart when you are quiet" say's the bloke trying to tell pedestrians what they can and can't do when he can't even speak English

[@captainboeingmatt3464]

These clowns are so power hungry it's ridiculous. I love hearing AB not take any of their crap!

[@daveduck4315]

They think they have Powers,they should dress up as Batman,look complete idiots then!

[@maxharris334]

i wouldn’t call it power hungry, more like it’s part of our job and what we’re told to do. there are rules that you must follow weather their questionable or not you need to follow them. this audit britain guy (complete bellend) btw is just out to get a reaction from people and catch it on film he’s just an attention seeking prick

[@captainboeingmatt3464]

@@maxharris334 the rules are clear. Photography and filming in a public place are perfectly legal and photographers shouldn't be hounded because they are taking pictures or filming

[@prog3142]

Failed police officers

[@noneofyourbusiness9369]

@@maxharris334 You're another BUTT HURT TROLL... Cry us a river I'll bring popcorn and a inertube and float down them.

[@ronprince1478]

So a security guard can physically throw you out of a public area. Sounds like the start of a very profitable law suit.

[@gordonbrittas4842]

I think the law is that you can use reasonable force to escort someone off private property.

[@TheNeilsolaris]

If they throw you out of public area you'd end up in a private area, and you'd be trespassing!

[@1977ajax]

@@gordonbrittas4842 Not a damned chance! Where on earth did you get that idea.

[@vJdn]

“It’s none of your business “ you had me laughing in tears 😭

[@toadhall1951]

@ Zezsy1x There's an Australian auditor who goes by the name of Nunya Bizness.

[@vJdn]

@@toadhall1951 😂😂😂

[@ThePlatypusReturns]

That part was absolutely priceless !!

[@bradwood4952]

When AB asked him his name and he said “fromwhichcountryyouarefrom” I died laughing 😭😂

[@sdfhdalton8210]

This just just shows what a crazy fooked up world we live in .. give someone a badge they think they are gods above everyone else wtf 🤦‍♂️

[@JuxtaPositionings]

@@keepgoing7533 most do, but it takes a special kind of ego to apply for these types of jobs in the first place.

[@JuxtaPositionings]

@@paulregan4881 yawn, how original

[@JuxtaPositionings]

@@paulregan4881 what a strange inference to make. Very odd

[@JuxtaPositionings]

@@paulregan4881 police or security guard?

[@noneofyourbusiness9369]

@@paulregan4881 You must be BUTT HURT. You know they have a cream for that with directions I'm sure you can find someone to read it to you.

[@cyclist68]

As a photographer we had the same crap back in the 70s. then it was the IRA, the only difference being you could understand the people stopping you, but after a while then we went through a period where we were more or less left alone. Then around 20 years ago after 9/11 and the invention of PCSOs all you had to do was take a photo in any town centre and some bozo in dayglow would on you like a tramp on a dropped chip. Ten years of this idiocy went by and Dept Ch Officer Andy Trotters all police authorises notification came out saying photography is not a crime and common sense seemed to prevail. So much so that most auditors now need to stand outside police stations to get a bite, so I thought things were getting better. Watching your vid makes me realiser nothing has changed in reality, if anything Covid and the authorities flexing their muscles has made it worse. We are going backwards.

[@bobikdylan]

They've been doing the same thing since the Bow St Runners. "In the current climate of: Jack the Ripper/Russian bolsheviks/continental anarchists/ German spies/peaky blinders/German spies again/razor gangs/The Red Brigade/IRA/Islamic terrorists...

[@Hammertime054]

That security bloke is a complete knob, and he aint your friend, nice one A B👍

[@Nitehawkmk77]

He is such a jobsworth, probably aggrieved that he is always the bottom and not man enough to be on top

[@creyten5255]

I love how genuine AB sounds when he says he's from Asgard.

[@tombarber6469]

I actually believed him when he first said that had me second guessing myself weather it was real or fiction haha even tho I knew 😅

[@creyten5255]

@@tombarber6469 🤣🤣

[@wildforesthome6563]

How did you travel here sir. The Stargate obviously 🤣

[@e4unow421]

I've worked for Scottish Power once.... avoid them like the plague.

[@BR1883FC]

I had them as a supplier, total nightmare. Think about how bad it could be, multiply it by 10 and you are 1% of the way there.

[@tiffanyalyssa8654]

Like most of them.

[@e4unow421]

@@BR1883FC I used to work in Prepayment as part of their contract with a company called Kura, It was a total farce... Kura did nothing but pander to thier unrealistic KPI expectations. Don't get me started on their shite systems too. 😅

[@lucius4556]

I switched to them last year,they were trying to rope me into this fixed rate payment plan,told they had been donating to cancer research on my behalf on the last plan for me..just charge me what I've used ffs..and their billing is crap..sending me threatening letters before they've even sent the bill lol,that was from the start..might switch now as I didnt buy into their fixed rate stuff which they charge for get out clauses !!

[@idaslpdhr]

@@lucius4556 took me nearly 2 years to get a pre-paid meter out of the house I bought, in the end I changed company and got them to take it out

[@Marky.H]

Ok so I've binge watched so many of your videos today. You and focus pocus are the best auditors 💯 good work AB

[@BlueShadow777]

Guaranteed the guy wouldn’t have complained about your filming if you’d have changed energy suppliers and gotten him his commission.

[@Nitehawkmk77]

Of course

[@MadderMel]

Fuck the energy guy anyway ! They go around harassing you selling their overpriced crap !

[@JosephAgrane]

@@MadderMel The guy is just working a job.

[@natalievu4399]

Yeah, what a beta. He send someone else to complain.

[@natalievu4399]

@@JosephAgrane Yeah & he chose to work in public where he has no right of privacy. Is he complaining about the CCTV cameras?

[@garrydavies6337]

Nice one AB keep on schooling these buffoons, you're doing a great job! 👍 Love your humour aswell, the hi-viz clown definitely should have bought you a cappuccino for your time ha ha! 🤣 Keep up the great work my friend. 👍👍🌟

[@EyeSpyAudit]

Very professional holding an E-Cig speaking to a customer 🤣.

[@Abuzwebstar]

Potential customers

[@EyeSpyAudit]

@@Abuzwebstar ☝️victims 🤭

[@bennyhill4228]

Ah you noticed that too whilst adorning a face nappy xD, that was hilarious

[@EyeSpyAudit]

@@bennyhill4228 😁😆

[@flynna]

In his smart uniform of a moncler hoodie. They're supposed to wear shirts and such

[@grimprawn902]

The shear ignorance of these goons is astounding, who on earth is training them? Free content all day long, nice one AB.

[@bazsnell3178]

sheer NOT shear

[@socialising6037]

I'm surprised they haven't gotta do an English speaking test to get the job

[@northernthrifter8817]

They're being trained by the telly tubbies

[@vicsimmonds]

They're being trained by AB

[@TheWizardOfTheFens]

“Shear ignorance” oh the irony………. 😂 😂

[@reverendjimspanner7902]

It's a sad state of affairs when we have the Stasi patrolling our High Streets.

[@cliffa2901]

Reverend you could also said the FBI or MI5. The Stasi don't exist anymore. The Stasi are now run by what was once known as west Germany. An

[@Just-Tony]

"Can I help?".... "yeah, go get me a coffee.".... 🤣🤣🤣... gets me every time. The one where AB is doing that to a copper and starts trying to hand him money and all... so funny... the look on the cops face was priceless !!

[@tiffanyalyssa8654]

I'm really fed up with what this country has turned into.

[@cyberpunk3052]

A boring dystopia!

[@michaelsingh925]

Closet racist alert !!! Just come out and say what you are really alluding to

[@NaeMuckle]

Yeah the English are just boring knobs now.

[@TheByard]

The next time I visit my home country the UK, I will walk around with my stupid iPhone gaffer taped to my chest, then drop the borrowed half-filled cigarette pack. The pack will be attached to me by some very strong fishing line, I will then walk two steps away. I'm wishing that one of the scruffy uniformed persons who loiter the High St. areas will come over and inform me I've dropped something. Or will they just try and nick me. I never really enjoyed shopping and after my last visit to the UK a year ago I hate it, department stores don't have stockrooms, so it was impossible for me to buy more than the three V necked white Tee shirts in my size that were on the rack. The assistant kindly informed me I could go on-line, but then I'm staying at a hotel, and I have tried the on-line game before and ended up returning the stuff, as it was the wrong size, colour, style than that ordered on the on-line form. On one occasion I bumped into some long-lost friends and we were having a catch-up chat. When the goon arrived and instructed us to move on, at the time we were about to visit a bar/restaurant within the mall. But as the goon instructed us without first asking if he could help. We took our hard-earned cash to an old side street pub and enjoyed spending it.

[@domk4955]

@@michaelsingh925 I will and it's rubbish. I could say worse.

[@evi6199]

Just when i thought id seen every AB video I come across one ive not seen before and its an absolute Gem. Well played AB as always 😂

[@oisajdfposid]

Look at all the authority that fluro jacket has given him!

[@fasthracing]

"I'm from Eastern European. Do you wanna talk or do you wanna walk?" Excellent what a wonderful country we now live in.

[@sguerilla6142]

''POLICE IS COMING''

[@EnglishVeteran]

England is in desperate need of a major clear out!

[@guinnog2]

It's too late. The yobs have taken power. Good luck, you'll need it.

[@guinnog2]

@Glow in the dark But your ancestors arrived by dinghy! Or walked over the land bridge before the English Channel existed. This is the casual racism that makes me doubt that I'll ever visit England again. Shame.

[@guinnog2]

@Glow in the dark Sounds good, and a very grown up thing to say. Neither am I.

[@guinnog2]

@Glow in the dark Aw diddums I thought I was the snowflake? There's a little racism in everybody. Recently in some countries it's become fashionable to blame all problems on "foreigners". This is a lazy, dishonest and dangerous habit. People hate being called out on their racism. This is understandable, but the solution is to seek the real structural reasons for problems rather than picking on folk who look different or talk different. I knew this at five years old and probably so did you.

[@johnentwhistlesurelysamsun1840]

@@guinnog2 personally i wouldn't bother you can see what its become!!!

[@stevesvids]

Hahaaa... my daughter works around there. I was watching this on the big TV and she said ... "hey that's The Lexicon.... I know those plebs" Hahaaaa made me chuckle. 😄✌

[@ryandonagheylovescash4710]

Another security guard who doesn’t know the law. Don’t these guys get an intelligence test?

[@tiffanyalyssa8654]

Yes, and if you fail you get the job.

[@petersmith6974]

Job centre is handing out free training for SIA training for security.To get people off benefits.Mostly foreigners do it for min wage.So as a English man I will not listen to them

[@aireboat7988]

Well just maybe ....he was right. Have you considered that?

[@JuxtaPositionings]

It's psychology isn't it. There's that experiment where they get volunteers - guards and prisoners. They give the prisoners uniforms and the ability to imprison and they turn into monsters very quickly. But they just normal people given uniforms that's all. That's why they give these goons these police looking uniforms, it makes them think and act like police and most people react to that uniform as if they are. Weird psychology power trips. It's lunacy. Good job AB standing up to this madness

[@JuxtaPositionings]

@@aireboat7988 are you serious? How is this even remotely right? Seriously, I want to understand your viewpoint.

[@rebekahfield4083]

Slot 5:00 onwards; "Will you get me a Cappauchino? You told me too wait two minutes, so I thought you were going too get me a Cappauchino." I love the cheekyiness of you AB; made me laugh!

[@MikeEves]

They actually think they can stop people buying a camera and using it. They are deluded.

[@ConAir94]

And they try and say the high street is private

[@harveybray1804]

Power goes to their heads

[@Monsoon-sd6vr]

The security officer is very polite and well presented. Sadly, he is poorly briefed; by now in 2021 all police and security staff should have been made aware of auditors and have been instructed on what action to take, which in 99.9% of the time is ...... nothing

[@andyxox4168]

Hardly polite nor smart!

[@vincentsubmarinismo774]

He does actually own the shopping centre. He works security sometimes just to keep in touch with the masses.

[@ryandonagheylovescash4710]

I’m actually loving the crazy Polish guy who thinks he’s an extra from a Vinnie Jones movie

[@patrickrose1221]

AB, you got the patience of a saint fair play . The world's a better place while we've got people like you ! Love and respect to you and yours from me and mine , same people really innit lol x

[@thelionofluton4940]

Someone needs to get the nurse, there's some mental health patients wearing yellow tops who are out of bed and not taking their meds

[@richardchadwick2352]

Just love your vlogs AB....class my friend pure class. Always polite, way to go.

[@guy4469]

This security man cannot hold a conversation .mummble bumble ,watches the bill or starsky and hutch the sweeney . this guy is weird .

[@askme1245]

I think he had a hot potato stuck in his mouth!

[@misiasert1348]

Tbh,he,ll never make a detective

[@johngreen6191]

Roma decent, Northern India. Ancestors settled in Romania and Hungary centuries ago. Now over here in UK.

[@ebutuoy4591]

Is security such an unwanted job that only non-english speaking immigrants will take it? The job requires clarity in word and thought. Not demonstrated here.

[@desperatemohammedantheworl5833]

@@paulregan4881 ...is your favourite hobby.

[@charliemarqfj]

Tall security guard reminded me of one of those Albanians of Taken. Slightly worrying 😟

[@bren70ssss94]

Well you know what happened to them 🙂

[@hellobanking802]

'Good luck!'

[@holdfast7657]

These companies buy the properties, but the council allows them to adopt the thoroughfare providing that they maintain public access. The thoroughfare is not private.

[@iamarmaankhan]

These guys need to be educated. Embarrassing

[@MrB1923]

That's why they're working as security guards. 🤔

[@MrGeorgeScatos]

@9:35: "I'm from Eastern European." That's pretty cool. I'm from Eastern American.

[@camrs125]

I’m from eastern London lol

[@tiffanyalyssa8654]

How does that man have a job ordering people around when we can barely understand a word he says.

[@moodyguymick]

Agreed, however the face muzzle isn't helping matters either.

[@desperatemohammedantheworl5833]

I actually told a Transport Police officer who was harassing me for not wearing a mask to take his own off because the combination of that over his mouth, 40% hearing loss in my right ear and peak hour rail terminus noise made it impossible for me to comprehend a word he was saying. He didn't (probably a breach of the equalities act) but I just walked away mildly amused by the look of "does not compute" on his piggy face.

[@jamesmack157]

That's racist - he's a dinghy diver in a yellow vest on a day trip from France.

[@doncumberbatch6416]

When I was 17 I got a job as a lifeguard and the pool manager told me only put your hands on someone if you are saving their life or you will get fired ‼️ I am now 58 and will always remember that‼️

[@cacadores3955]

Doesn't that make your wife a bit sad?

[@davidjohns.3065]

Private security patrolling the streets, this could just be the future folks.

[@stevenfitzgerald2414]

Just politely to vanish

[@lextalonis839]

Not The Future but The Present..

[@sweddybob8864]

I'll give it ten years before g4s are handed contracts to police town centres

[@Ineedyoulou]

You ready for it..... "It's none of your business" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shaunbown4851]

There's more and more special needs folk working in security these days .. bless them for their efforts ! Good job they wear the hi viz bibs so their carers can find them in a crowd ! 😁

[@lipbonethecabby5539]

When they do a good job they get promotion,,, they join the police force.

[@shaunbown4851]

@@lipbonethecabby5539 . Definitely ! . or they're ex coppers ( mostly sacked ) still trying to hold on to their make believe power of the yellow vest .. 😉 .

[@robknox6514]

When were you in Bracknell? Lol that is just up the road from me I would of loved to meet up with you love your videos keep them coming Mr AB 👍☺👍

[@oldseadogcb3130]

I think these "suckurity" guys must be the "rejected" ones who didn't make through the G4Stupid course! Smart audit AB

[@soleknight3212]

16:11 You know what, with his calm demeanour and polite attitude plus still standing his ground with AB, this guy would actually make a good police officer

[@johnhall4851]

Is this ' my friend' yellow vested parrot related to the 'young man' copper? There is no law supporting anyone to tell them to get off a bike.

[@TheOnlyIncognito]

Rollercoaster of emotions with the interactions on this one 😂

[@ChrisPrice1977]

Probably the most interesting and exciting thing that happened all week for the security staff

[@timwhale9434]

Find some people with low IQs, dress them up as security clowns, dumb them down with the company's own rules, policies, values, etc. and pay them just enough to for them to do their work. Then let them loose on the public, what could possibly wrong?

[@builder481]

I'm excited for this one AB big respect

[@AuditingBritain]

you will like this one

[@sandymcghee3328]

Good 👍 video A. B. Keep them coming stay safe 👍👍👌👌

[@FoxholeFightClub]

he was happy to answer a lot of questions ,very informative.

[@roblawson9422]

A example of De-escalation and people skills at its finest. Great work A.B ❤️

[@cleaningmaster100]

Yyooooooooooooo king of the Auditors hope your well my friend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@AuditingBritain]

I'm good thank you

[@nocomment1984]

🆎Is the best

[@jord-m5c]

‘Do you want to talk or do you want to walk’ habib been watching old Schwarzenegger vhs 📼

[@insuretec]

Combined IQ of minus three. What a waste of council money.

[@DavesDiscoveriesChannel]

The Lexicon is owned by a private entity he's employed by them (thankfully).

[@nathanmiller2982]

He comes up to you with a recording device. He’s recording because he’s allowed to because he’s in public. It’s actually not unusual to film there are cameras everywhere. So if tourists come to town and film it’s suspicious. The gas guy calls another man to solve his problems because he does not cameras. However he has no problem with the cameras all over the place. Nice work AB

[@andrewlongworth]

What a knob that security guard is.

[@moneymindset380]

That security officers name should be "my friend" 💯

[@clockworkorange3628]

In America we call that sorry little boy, a punk ,my brother.

[@AuditingBritain]

Sorry little boy 😂 I like that

[@chaz725]

“ have I fired 6 shots or only 5 We’ll punk … do you feel lucky”

[@KevinJones-su9fr]

So true Clockwork don’t play that in US

[@goodyeoman4534]

In England, we call them a 'bell end'.

[@gasmanrus]

In England, back in the day, punks were rebellious, kinda cool. It’s not really gonna work as a slur here.

[@kevanashy]

When I grow up I want to be a security guard! 👏👏👏👏

[@williamspruce7084]

You can’t do both , surely ?

[@kennyholland4731]

@@williamspruce7084 Quality haha 😂

[@barty2381]

@@williamspruce7084 underrated comment 😆 🤣

[@liamocarroll371]

First they desecrated the Holy Police Stations by setting impure cameras upon them. Then they came for the Shopfronts.😱

[@brianterry8317]

That's funny as.......

[@tintersniffer9929]

I cant believe they are employing jelly heads like this.

[@bren70ssss94]

I can 🙂

[@TomJones-nh3fx]

Security guard is a min wage job

[@danaustin3885]

For a free person, this unbelievable.

[@bornfree9547]

They are paid grasses.

[@logansadler1931]

*simply unbelievable

[@james87367]

You are not free in the UK.

[@gasmanrus]

AB is enlightening them one twat at a time.

[@raalaa121]

Hahahaha IM FROM ASGUARD fair play Thor ... you got him !

[@TheJewelleryWorkshop]

AB, don’t you know that security guards own the shopping centres that they patrol?!

[@nocomment1984]

I like your channel mate

[@TheJewelleryWorkshop]

@@nocomment1984 cheers buddy

[@AuditingBritain]

I just noticed the ✔️ Im off to check your channel out

[@TheSadButMadLad]

@@AuditingBritain You should check out the Nekkid Watchmaker channel too. kzbin.info/door/SJ7LRO4GaHZdzowk2-7hJw

[@TheJewelleryWorkshop]

@@AuditingBritain ❤️

[@uggiebear1]

Respect my authority. Jumps to mind 🤔🤣 Good work AB handled brilliantly 👏

[@danplimmer3798]

AB, you failed to state, "Every citizen can record in the public." - Please state this simple and effective phrase repeatedly in your videos. The Council idiot and your viewers need to hear you say it often for clarification.

[@ladyanfield5682]

Pmsl 🤣🤣🤣 AB you are just what I need at 1am on a Friday morning when I can’t sleep so so funny 🤣🤣🤣 Love it ❤️❤️

[@rogermolineux9741]

Filming so openly is hardly a logical reason for security to be suspicious. Anyone with bad intentions would be more covert. A cappuccino would have helped though.

[@valentinius62]

But filming openly may be that you're pretending to be honest, while really you're up to something, but hiding that fact in plain sight. These guys can't avoid the suspicious argument as long as they have a camera out. I wonder how many tourists get harassed? 🤔

[@GreatHealer.]

2:20 Two pens on display, this guy means business.

[@mortonfan2891]

Forget Scottish Power, what about Scottish Audits AB, come teach our lot too!

[@Bluesea1690]

Ther doesnt seem to be any. Hopefully someone in glasgow does it

[@BlueShadow777]

@@Bluesea1690 There’s “The Man In The High Castle”

[@Bluesea1690]

@@BlueShadow777 av watched a few of his. Would like someone like a glasgow live free. Or someone like marti blagborough in the west of Scotland

[@NaeMuckle]

You can't do it in Scotland because we have to give our name by law if a police man requests it.

[@mortonfan2891]

@@NaeMuckle no ye dont, where u get that from??ive benn asked and refused while asking the polis if i had to if i hadnt committed an offence where they confirmed i didnt have to

[@darrellsears-uk]

Great work AB. I think you are right, great work keeping it civil, I think that big guy was quite happy for it to turn physical. I thought they were going to argue that because they resurfaced the walkway they took public access "The High Street" and made it private.

[@NihilisticHedonism]

AB is making acquaintances in every British town and city. Soon enough he'll be more famous than the Queen.

[@stevencharter1803]

Have you ever seen the Queen and AB in the same place?? Hmm

[@andyb7339]

He already is, we never see or hear of the Queen she gets her money for doing nowt

[@knightad33]

He'll also start to think that everywhere smells of fresh paint.

[@omairsaleem8178]

“None Of Your Business” AB you legend 🤣🤣🤣

[@johnbratley6926]

As a former police officer I am amazed and angered at the responses from that self important little prat. He is totally ignorant of the law, he has no formal powers, he's just a tit in a yellow vest. Lord give me strength !

[@aireboat7988]

And where the hell were you a plod? Coronation St. perhaps? Because if you ARE a former pc and you don't know that some security have landowners authority to enforce trespass, you can't have been a very good one.

[@dwayne_dibley]

@@aireboat7988 most likely because he’s one of the few decent and knowledgeable plods that knows the difference between the criminal offence of trespass and civil trespass.

[@aireboat7988]

@@dwayne_dibley Except that....anyone with the property owner/ occupiers authority CAN enforce trespass on private property. That means a suitably authorised security guard can legally, physically remove a trespasser if required. That's not really, - "no formal powers" is it? And although police are not usually trained in civil law, there's usually enough interaction with pub/club doormen, to become conversant with trespass law.

[@billbar8532]

The lesser yellow vested tit. That sounds like a good description.

[@harrystottle8678]

@@aireboat7988 that’s utter nonsense and totally incorrect. Trespass law is completely irrelevant here. Stop spreading incorrect information.

[@Carlosyabrudy]

So AB is a UFC fan! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@deanwood9893]

AB would film inside his own bathroom, to get a reaction from his missus. 😂 Jk my friend. Im free to make a joke, it's a free country. 😜

[@AuditingBritain]

😂😂

[@fruityshooty7017]

Straight out of Adams family that 1 dude god daym

[@RRVVWW73]

AB should put in a complaint. Clearly “habib” has an authority complex - claims ownership of the street, told him to shut up, and was making veiled threats

[@aireboat7988]

I thought it sounded dodgy, so I checked. Surprisingly, he is right. That part of the High St IS private, its not a public right of way.

[@MT-hd2es]

@@aireboat7988 I smell bacon

[@DG-EditsYT]

@@aireboat7988 are you habib?

[@aireboat7988]

@@DG-EditsYT no, C of E.....

[@harrystottle8678]

@@aireboat7988 it’s a public place, as the public have access in their capacity as the public. There is case law on this that unequivocally proves you’re incorrect.

[@borisblade564]

An intensive course of retraining required for security and a refresher course on how to deal with the public

[@activeshooter9350]

Having to justify having a hi-viz by harassing free people in a free country.

[@guinnog2]

I'm not sure it was ever a free country. Ask the Birmingham 6.

[@anuvabastidanakist2437]

Active Shooter only idiots who are told they have power I was a steelerector never told anyone except a member of public the road was let my closed as me and another guy were fixing 30 kilo hand railing sections above the road if they fell and hit some one it would've killed them the combi safe wasn't put up right by the company we were too g the hand raiIing for or when I wa a Bateman and asked people not to park across the gates to our site which were I constant use we had to keep gates shut because stupid parents let their kids run on site only the stupid ones 99% kept their kids say from an active dangerous demolition site

[@mcmahonsport]

You are brilliant--what a public service!

[@allandale1018]

The European cop almost forgot what he was doing when that blonde went passed lol, He stopped talking and stared at her 11:16 in to vid for nearly 10 seconds his mind went blank

[@AuditingBritain]

😂😂😂

[@ReadyPlayerDog]

"The guy from the electric asked you not to record him" "No he didn't" "Well he said he did" Good job you recorded it then. Kind of makes anything he says after that look pretty stupid.

[@suzyqualcast6269]

This is THE high street, someones built around and now commerciallly occupy. Not 'theirs'.

[@Musical_Man_Guitar]

I'm from Asgard...Brilliant!

[@keziasarah]

AB - The gentleman said you are smarter when you are quiet.... so please - Next video do a silent one... They are the best!