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@AtrakKarta10 ай бұрын
Person looking to buy a car: "Cargo space?" Salesperson: "Car no go space. Car go road." Doc:
@dnk831510 ай бұрын
lmao
@Latedozer10 ай бұрын
"So, Car go Time!"
@mqnchy798110 ай бұрын
Elon:
@Alex_Vir9 ай бұрын
@@mqnchy7981 car go boom?
@link_team38559 ай бұрын
@@Alex_Vir No, Car go vroom
@roideschiffres676010 ай бұрын
You should have made the ribbon vertical, that way, when you would launch the rocket, you could see the whole world.
@stinkystink983010 ай бұрын
whoa
@TrevorSmithy9 ай бұрын
but considering the aspect ratio of his display, that would make far less sense (especially when you compare the 24+ hrs to the few seconds of the rocket launch)
@roideschiffres67609 ай бұрын
@@TrevorSmithy Haven't though of that, the question is does an amazing end cinematics is worth playing in a less adventageous aspect ratio. His screen is in 16:9 so yeah it would be really distorted, I play on a 4:3 monitor so for me it wouldn't be as bad.
@itsMurasko9 ай бұрын
@@TrevorSmithy Just rotate your Screen :D
@Lvl100Boss9 ай бұрын
need a mod for a diagonal world
@chiefbucket10 ай бұрын
I like how his comment every time he has to add some new material through the abomination of belts his reaction is "I just have to squeeze this through, shouldn't be too bad". I guess playing through 22 purgatory sentences worth of sushi Factorio to achieve single digit SPM gives you a new outlook
@DocJade10 ай бұрын
definitely, my notion of "hard" or "slow" has been altered forever by that video
@GoldenArbiter0110 ай бұрын
@@DocJade It's good to be able to take something that, under the geneva convention, is probably constituted as a war crime/psychological torture, and being able to come out stronger on the other end.
@thetute597 ай бұрын
man your second sentence is just hilarously worded :)
@MBoy2000_10 ай бұрын
Stone and blue circuits on the same belt is crazy
@SimoneBellomonte8 ай бұрын
Pfp (Profile picture) and / or Banner Sauce (Source [Artist])? 🗿
@Crunk_Cat4 ай бұрын
@@SimoneBellomonte you are down bad af
@theflare63068 күн бұрын
@@SimoneBellomontecringe
@ManoVHS10 ай бұрын
I loved the line, "Man how fast is this research!" Is about perspective
@El_Presidente_533710 ай бұрын
Wow. This seemed far less painful than what I expected.
@matt507510 ай бұрын
Yeah I was not expecting a 20 min video.
@ChickenKinglolz10 ай бұрын
Well i mean, it's annoying but not hard
@SimoneBellomonte8 ай бұрын
@@matt5075The entire playthrough took almost closelyiersz to 25 hoursz of playtimesz. 💀
@SincoolKira5 ай бұрын
surely it's less painful when cramped in a 20 min video. didn't seem less painful when looking at how long it took :)
@bbjygm5 ай бұрын
"At this point I'm just researching random stuff to put off making the next science." I feel called out
@comedycorpse976810 ай бұрын
the man started and saw he had no coal, then rolled with it. i gotta respect that, i dont have that kind of dedication for a video. That deserves a sub, a like and a comment folks lets get this lad's number up. Awesome video by the by. Definitely following this channel close
@quiggsy857110 ай бұрын
Making me wonder what a sidescroller factorio would be like
@thedesaj210 ай бұрын
Ah, so Tech-raria of sorts?
@Flubbred10 ай бұрын
@@thedesaj2 Territory Control 2. Kind of.
@keyofdoornarutorscat10 ай бұрын
@@Flubbred holy shit i played territory control in KAG forever ago, didnt know there was a standalone coming
@Flubbred10 ай бұрын
@@keyofdoornarutorscat Yep it indeed is. It's on steam but can't be purchased yet. There is a discord out of it tho.
@bobjoe349210 ай бұрын
Factorria
@LuciaS_VA10 ай бұрын
The four worms after you took so long to kill that single big worm was absolutely hilarious. Great comedic timing on that editing. Great video! Thank you for sharing this with everyone.
@berniezenis487610 ай бұрын
When you start your full Pyanodons sushi belt ribbon world, do yourself a favor and adjust things to decrease your pain. For example, if you hate combat, turn enemies off. Maybe start with some bots. It is probably going to be a long session; so, get the "milk and cookies" and settle in a comfy chair.
@DocJade10 ай бұрын
I would rather claw my eyes out with a rusty thumbtack
@berniezenis487610 ай бұрын
@@DocJade I think there's a mod for that.
@fierce134010 ай бұрын
As the guy who mentioned not hearing background music in the sushi video, I have to give you a *chefs kiss* of approval for the new audio levels. I used to work with audio professionally and this is literally and figuratively music to my ears!
@AkashSingh-jv5im10 ай бұрын
Would love to see you tackle a Warptorio run. Great job as usual btw :)
@g6qwerty10 ай бұрын
I loved belt spaghetti it wasn't as ordered as his is. figuring out how to cram it all in a limited space. That and i was too lazy to try and rebuild it all evertime I expanded the factory floor.
@alexlowe205410 ай бұрын
@@g6qwerty The best way to handle warptorio is to just use bot logistics for production once you've got it set up. The big beacon in the center layer makes productivity not an issue, you can fit everything you need to launch two rockets almost constantly into that big middle floor if you use dense bot logistics. The hardest part is getting to the water for power production inside your base. I highly recommend just turning on the config setting for early boiler water. Without it, half the run is setting up water and miners, which leaves you little time to optimize your factory.
@creepinator458710 ай бұрын
hmm, I kind of want to see this with an even smaller world now. Maybe the rocket silo can be modded to have a smaller footprint? Or you could just make the goal to research it and collect all the materials you would need in a chest
@KillinTime279210 ай бұрын
mod the map so there's a rocket silo at the start, so long as you don't delete it the map can be 5 tiles tall to fit refineries.
@anoriolkoyt9 ай бұрын
"Its 2am and I need to go to bed, but...." - average factorio player
@obbscur26 ай бұрын
this is actually an excellent visialisation on what a bus is, what advantage it brings and how it works
@sthcproductions5 ай бұрын
A trick, if you were unaware: you can set what will be filled in slots for train wagons. You could have done the super train, with stations for production and supply
@DodgyDaveGTX10 ай бұрын
10:25 "easy peasy" - I'm watching this and realising our definitions of "easy peasy" are _wildly_ different 😶
@partywumpus526710 ай бұрын
Pro combat tip: don't walk in straight lines near worms, just wobble (up, left, down, right, up, etc) rapidly and the worms will never hit you because they're trying to predict where you'll be when the projectile hits assuming you keep walking in the direction you're currently going.
@bearmike_360KB10 ай бұрын
Hi probably know about it. He used that technique in the video.
@DocJade10 ай бұрын
Yeah I do know about this, but it looks awful (shakey) on camera so I try to avoid it
@rishidas973110 ай бұрын
Ah, the 'wiggle maneuver'
@oberonpanopticon10 ай бұрын
ah, the dune maneuver
@dairychoco560310 ай бұрын
pro commenting tip: watch the video first and THEN comment
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97148 ай бұрын
Factorio Engeneer is an absolutely wizard, he knows how to make S out of CnH2n+2 and H2O. Notice the lack of sulfur in oil and watter?
@ewrfwert6 ай бұрын
Crude oil literally contains Sulfur in the form of dissolved hydrogen sulphide H2S and carbonyl sulphide COS. Crude oil by definition is not a pure hydrocarbon (The aforementioned CnH2n+2), and contains many impurities.
@irrelevant_noob28 күн бұрын
@@ewrfwert too bad the game doesn't use crude oil in the recipe for sulfur then? ;-)
@rusparmesan10 ай бұрын
Would it have been easier using cargo wagons for transport as Dosh did? Or maybe two-headed train going back and forth with all the materials reserved in cargo wagons?
@rocky256110 ай бұрын
Dosh had issues with cago wagons getting deadlocked if an inserter was assigned to more than one item. So yeah you could move the items faster using the maxed stack inserter using the wagons but still only 4 different items. 4 inserters per wagon so the same as side loading the belts and I think the wagon occupied 2 tiles the same as 2 belts. He may have found a way around that using circuits for his malls but I'm not sure
@martylawson163810 ай бұрын
If he wants more than one train, I think he would need to make the world 11 tiles wide to fit the signals and stations.
@asinatiopl53410 ай бұрын
@@rocky2561 that's because he was creating more items than the inserters could've handled, in this challenge the throughput wouldn't be as big of an issue (also no need to give inserters a filter since they're allowed to only pick up the item the adjacent assembling machine needs as an ingredient, technically putting a double lane of the trainbus would give you a 80 different item limited throughput filter belt xd, also some other things i'd gladly showcase using discord screenshare and paint if you wanna discuss)
@asinatiopl53410 ай бұрын
@@martylawson1638 2 for signals, 2 for traintrack, meaning 5 left, you need 3 for the assembly machine and 1for the inserters going in and out if not for the rocket silo you'd be able to do it with 8 imo
@martylawson163810 ай бұрын
@@asinatiopl534 I was assuming you'd want a parallel track for stations and multiple trains. Not having a place to pull off the mainline makes using multiple trains hard, but i think there are ways to do it. i.e. lots of trains shuttling left and right to transfer items between factory blocks.
@Argosh10 ай бұрын
Note: The combat against the worms was done quickly after lube finished. Just saying.
@Hexagonaldonut10 ай бұрын
Preparation is important for these kinds of things! They can be much more painful otherwise.
@Helena-me6mp10 ай бұрын
@@Hexagonaldonut I literally read penetration
@bbjygm5 ай бұрын
After the lube finished, the worms were finished
@ImTheCrepe10 ай бұрын
I'm looking forward to the new versions since the new rials may make rail transportation in these ribbon worlds plausable
@techwizsmith796310 ай бұрын
I've seen a few of these that use rails. Ends up being more compact than trying to run a bus, both of which get sidestepped by building production next to what consumes it instead of trying to belt it past things
@TheAgamemnon91110 ай бұрын
Rail is already plausible on this challenge. In fact, playing no-rail on ribbon is making it at least 500% more difficult.
@WizardBrandon10 ай бұрын
sadly its dlc only
@nero370010 ай бұрын
@@WizardBrandon It's not, it will be included in 2.0.
@WizardBrandon10 ай бұрын
@@nero3700 no, the elevated rail is confirmed to be dlc
@CyrilNeko10 ай бұрын
you can ctrl click on equipements in your inventory to equip it when the grid is open. It's very useful to equip every personnal solar panels with one click and fill the gaps
@CyhAnide6 ай бұрын
I spent the entire video having to repeatedly remind myself that no, this was not aggressively letterboxed; the world is just very noodly. This is the True Spaghetti.
@TrueHitoare10 ай бұрын
18:44 Wait, so you're telling me...cargo space? :O
@mastergx1Ай бұрын
This inspired me to have a go myself. Same settings as yours. I went with the mother-of-all-sushi-belts that ran a loop right around my entire base (well, more of a line really and circuit controlled of course). Mine took me 60 hours to launch.
@SovereignHumanBeingX10 ай бұрын
I've never felt so claustrophobic and entertained at the same time.😮😢😮😂
@fiddleriddlediddlediddle5 ай бұрын
Guys would rather research projectile damage 1, 2 and 3 instead of making 20 red bullets.
@noogiesm10 ай бұрын
babe wake up new docjade video dropped
@michelvosje10 ай бұрын
I uninstalled the game because I was playing too many hours which wasn't good for my health. But now I keep watching these Factorio videos. Somebody plz help me.
@El_Presidente_533710 ай бұрын
Play War Thunder instead :P (It's hell)
@FranciscoLima-xm1fj10 ай бұрын
the factory must grow
@kristofladanyi36715 ай бұрын
Go to therapy
@greeny-dev9 ай бұрын
Tip for picking up body: left click it instead, and then ctrl+click one space twice. First click gives you all the items of the same type and leaves empty space behind, second click gathers all remaining items (ctrl+click on empty space transfers everything possible). Much faster than mining the body.
@waaaghtech995910 ай бұрын
When I was playing thin world (but 16 tiles) the closest copper patch, after starting 150k one, was 2700 tiles away. I remember coordinates because I also sat up enemies to 600/600% 😂
@teamruddy61110 ай бұрын
If you landfill over a water pump, it will still work.
@BasTrompper10 ай бұрын
yeah, it doesnt fill up that space bc the pump is there. and pumps only need 1 tile of water to work xD
@hoveringgoat806110 ай бұрын
I think itd be really interesting to have a bidirectional single traintrack that you use to deliver all your goods. bus is boring. But i impressed you squeezed it in there
@bouncer6ix10 ай бұрын
I always love seeing your creative solutions! Truly an inspiration and I look forward to your next inspired build!
@Lo_Myth_Op10 ай бұрын
wanna play factorio together
@PeterZaitcev10 ай бұрын
I don't know why nobody opens their corpses as a chest. That's only a few clicks more and many times faster.
@sashacuprum4 ай бұрын
if you use a train, it will be easy to manage delivery across the base. but it's good to see another way to solve transport issues in this tiny world
@Z1pZ1p3r3 ай бұрын
Considering how many times you had to tear down shit one would assume personal robots would have been part of your loadout.
@tomsterbg81304 ай бұрын
I love how it took you less time to do this than it took me to launch a rocket on a default settings map where i was cooking more spaghet than i should have
@TuriGamer8 ай бұрын
Would be interesting if you could have multiple lines stacked with a gap that you can only cross left and right snacking upwards
@asinatiopl53410 ай бұрын
this reminded me of a video made by doshdoshington, where he used trains as the main bus for his no belts challenge, unironically would work here (you researching trains for no reason in a weird challenge setting made my neurons beep)
@AmourMatthysen10 ай бұрын
I always want this to be like a zombie survival metro exodus map were you fight of waves of bitters.
@G-Forces10 ай бұрын
What historical event was that supposed to be?
@nowhed10 ай бұрын
Abe Lincoln assassination?
@G-Forces10 ай бұрын
@@nowhed Maybe, that would make sense.
@tobiasschlede68810 ай бұрын
15:46 Just a guess: Lincoln Assassination.
@wavehellholeАй бұрын
Kennedy assassinated in a Lincoln.
@imblackmagic120910 ай бұрын
thanks for all the effort! it was pretty entertaining, suffice to say, i wouldn't have the patience nor time to do this
@nemtudom507410 ай бұрын
3:56 Sums up perfectly why i dont play with cliffs
@pulsefel921010 ай бұрын
i remember the reddit post about the runs to see if this was even possible. the biggest issue being once placed the silo became a WALL was something.
@__812010 ай бұрын
Ah yes, urban sprawl
@brentritchie61999 ай бұрын
Excellent job and 25 hours is very fast well done!
@rockerravn10 ай бұрын
This is a very nice time to get some good content
@mebestupid713410 ай бұрын
12:20 The trajectory of the worms spit or whatever it is is relative to your motion vector. that means it's alsways gonna hit you if you dont change your motion vector but on the other hand it's hardly gonna hit you if you change your movement direction with good timing
@dustin45213 ай бұрын
You should have showed the whole base in the end. i would love to see the whole product scrolling through the screen :c
@baddestmofoalive10 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the OG Ribbon Worlds, but taken to the extreme lol
@n5rd10 ай бұрын
Babe wake up, "Can you beat Factorio on the SMALLEST ribbon world?" just dropped
@oggilein110 ай бұрын
okay, now do a playthrough in factorio version 0.11 which uses the missile defense building for completing the game, a building that is 6x6 tiles therefore allowing for a 6 tile high ribbon world :)
@frostedwest62510 ай бұрын
Is there a way to play older versions of factorio?
@HellWatcher11710 ай бұрын
@@frostedwest625Wube has archived back to 6.4 on their site.
@oberonpanopticon10 ай бұрын
Coming soon: 1 dimensional factory game
@ClockDev10 ай бұрын
A "clicker" game (like Cookie Clicker) could be understood as a factory game in my opinion ;-)
@oberonpanopticon10 ай бұрын
@@ClockDev Indeed, hypothetically a 0 dimensional one at that
@roideschiffres67609 ай бұрын
What was the historical event he recreated with the belts and the science.
@dr.snailracer19125 ай бұрын
Lincoln assasination
@roideschiffres67605 ай бұрын
@@dr.snailracer1912 ok thanks
@Phoenix-zu6on9 ай бұрын
12:10 that spliced in "WEST" is everything :D
@raqtty10 ай бұрын
Very impressive how about space exploration :3
@Spruceboi10 ай бұрын
Love your vids doc!
@Moingboy9 ай бұрын
After watching Dosh challenge runs, the lack of salt is somewhat shocking. Nice video!
@miniropАй бұрын
the more I watch your videos, the mode I want to try the game again. I only played a couple of hours before the 1.0 release.
@blissfuldj762710 ай бұрын
Seeing an old college humor classic as the opening is beautiful
@HellWatcher11710 ай бұрын
I remember being able to use the edge for water. Was this changed or was that a special setting?
@GiggityGiggity_279 ай бұрын
Factorio: terraria edition
@beirirangu9 ай бұрын
What's the problem with mixed ore miners? Do your splitters not have filters or something?
@DocJade9 ай бұрын
Annoying to deal with, especially if it clogs since its so far away towards the end of the game
@ОлегЮрченко-ы6ч10 ай бұрын
Michael did this challenge very well. Now let's see what you can do.
@kalenlarsen10 ай бұрын
You could have fit two furnaces between the undergroundies and used half as many no wonder it seemed expensive lol
@ЕвгенийБагрянов-н9э10 ай бұрын
If the map were a little wider, the trains would be epic
@DocJade10 ай бұрын
Michael Hendriks made a tightrope series a while back based around a big train, you might like it! youtube.com/@MichaelHendriks
@ЕвгенийБагрянов-н9э10 ай бұрын
@@DocJade OK, I `ll have a look
@MolvouX9 ай бұрын
I've never properly seen gameplay of factorio but it kind of surprised me that the game shares quite a lot of mechanics with satisfactory. I've never felt the need to try factorio but I enjoyed satisfactory quite a lot so I might give it a try
@theoldhorn5 ай бұрын
I took inspiration from this video and did the same challenge. Just finished it. First time launching a rocket, funny enough. Took 25hrs. Got Lazy Bast*rd achievement while I was at it. Thanks for the idea!
@maltardraco955510 ай бұрын
I'm sure you're not the first one to beat this challenge but this was fun.
@jonDuke910 ай бұрын
Seriously, use some red ammo! Those worms will go down so much faster. The bump from 5 to 8 base damage may not seem like much, but Factorio enemies have damage resistance. Medium worms subtract 5, and big worms subtract 10 damage, so depending on the level of upgrades you have red ammo can actually be multiple times stronger than yellow against them. (there's a formula they use to ensure you never deal 0 damage, but it's still almost nothing)
@hazmasterocks9 ай бұрын
I just started playing factorio again, and man, I completely forgot how to set up factories lol, I wasn't great by any stretch before but I did get somewhat into the natural progression of it before and wow, dont know how the hell to do stuff again
@CrowdKraut10 ай бұрын
I waited for the yellow- blue- and redbelt waving :D
@sorjbritten780410 ай бұрын
Loving the regular uploads!!
@assamite961410 ай бұрын
You, my good Sir, are Factorio's equivalent of a junky who somehow convinced himself he's living the best life. It amuses me, well done.
@45474669 ай бұрын
Every factorio player is a junkie.
@95DreadLord10 ай бұрын
missed opportunity to make the pun of "time to turn cargo into cargo-space" with the rocket
@OshidaBCF10 ай бұрын
about the research sound bug and queue command today i learned that the game was still getting updates
@BubblesTheAmoeba10 ай бұрын
Theres a very big space update coming lmao
@OshidaBCF10 ай бұрын
@@BubblesTheAmoeba yeah i know about that one, but i thought it wasn't getting any update since the 1.0 release until the "2.0" release, or somethin
@DroCaMk310 ай бұрын
I mean you could even build a 1k SPM megabase on 9 tiles if you get a little creative with the train system :)
@dnk831510 ай бұрын
Hi, I'm JOSEF!
@frankvandorp97326 ай бұрын
For the worms, use poison capsules, they are very effective and easy to make.
@CyborusYTАй бұрын
"professional amateur spaghetti builder" Papyrus
@raqtty9 ай бұрын
Legends say that doc is playing space exploration right now
@johiahdoesstuff161410 ай бұрын
This feels like settings where using train cars as a main bus would be better
@sillymonkey7258 ай бұрын
I always thought 2 dimensions were too many anyway. That's as close to 1 dimension we'll ever get.
@sanderbos424310 ай бұрын
Always love your editing
@kar_toncu633010 ай бұрын
Nice video, what about a diagonal world?
@theangrypotato2.0312 ай бұрын
15:46 oh my god its the assassination of Abraham Lincoln... That took me way too long
@artemonstrick10 ай бұрын
do pyanodon ribbon
@TheAgamemnon91110 ай бұрын
*triggered*
@FireStormOOO_9 ай бұрын
Up next: 69 tile ribbon world, rampant, no belts just TRAINS
@WowLookatThat-xu5eb8 ай бұрын
15:50 Wow, you said that right at 2 a.m. for me!
@BouncingElf1010 ай бұрын
Me when “Can you beat Factorio on the SMALLEST ribbon world?”: Neuron Activation
@kajidontcare726710 ай бұрын
This is art *chef's kiss*
@celica928810 ай бұрын
How come you never seem to play with research queueing?
@DocJade10 ай бұрын
I always forget to turn it on
@varlunmulland399210 ай бұрын
All you have to do is wiggle while fighting worms. Left and right. Fast as you can do it.
@jesustyronechrist233010 ай бұрын
I am impressed how much you enjoy torturing yourself. Maybe the real challenge run is going to be "no hand crafting" run (aside the bare minimum required)
@ToTheGAMES9 ай бұрын
Thats already a native achievement in the game though
@DarkDunkelheit6 ай бұрын
I tried that years ago, but I had issues generating worlds with all the ores/oil
@oblivion_28526 ай бұрын
25 hours? You could finish Space Exploration faster than that!
@theworkshopwhisperer.590210 ай бұрын
Another ribbon world playthrough oh boy here we go again.