Candy Ken (WARNING: Flashing Colors

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PLEASE READ: There's a section that contains some pretty intense flashing colors from 1:12-1:25. If you have photosensitive epilepsy please skip this section (don't worry you're not missing much it's just a bad music video about being a VSCO girl). Thanks to those that brought this to my attention and super sorry for not noticing this earlier.

[@khyati1035]

This so funny lmao

[@petro612]

Thank you.👍🏻

[@MilkyWay-gi8km]

we love an unproblematic king

[@sttrrst]

threw some shade

[@yasssmne9315]

*T00 late* i just wake up from a seizure !! (no, i'm joking ) btw i rlly have epilepsy sorry for those who didn't find my joke funny

[@maxdyer6614]

His gf is that one girl in class that thinks talking like Miranda Sings is a personality trait

[@sophiagarica6727]

Holly Dyer STOOP EET

[@nostalgicuniverse9747]

Holly Dyer I knew she sounded like someone but i couldn’t remember who. Ty

[@glamrat2437]

If you look at her tik tok videos on her account she’s actually way more normal then candy ken. I kinda think she is forced to do it by candy ken.

[@aaronlandry3934]

GlamRat Or she just does it with him for that family friendly ad revenue

[@froggychair7295]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING THE WHOLE TIME OMG

[@shannonjackson9778]

Something about this makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Maybe it's the girlfriends horrendously grating voice, maybe it's the uncomfortably close and chaotic camera angles, maybe it's the adults making brain rotting content aimed at kids, maybe it's a mixture of it all. Seriously feels like I'm watching some niche fetish shit and I hate it.

[@valenzvl5575]

im pretty sure this is some dd/lg shit so technically you are watching some fetish shit. feels like a fever dream

[@kleinerfuchs6208]

100% agree I'm scared for when the kids watching this will be grown up

[@shannonjackson9778]

@@valenzvl5575 in which case it's even more gross and uncomfortable that they're including an audience of children in their fetish. That's basically paedophilia

[@ohboi3274]

yeah i thought it was some fetish shit too it's creepy

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

Shannon Jackson its so gross and disturbing

[@matthew69yearsago70]

I love how danny always brings up the "hey guys my bones are getting squishy" in his vids from the scales videos🤣💀 IT SENDS ME

[@Chicken87]

Ik😂

[@molliez]

Your username confused me. 😂

[@kellyhewson9377]

i know like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scizzobabe12]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@k6nifes]

SAME

[@Gwen_Elyse12]

The fact that they actually have a child now, is wild. Edit: now they have TWO kids.

[@mckaylamurphy5336]

Fr poor kid

[@TheGh0st_Cat]

Poor kids gonna get bullied in school when his classmates find this shit 😭

[@NikoQuinn]

They have a what now?? I feel so sorry for that child

[@katharineball585]

She got PREGANET for real this time lol

[@deanherring3622]

I feel bad for the kid

[@zeph4799]

his girlfriend sounds like the 'your actions have consequences' sonic kid

[@Max_The_Flower]

HIS NAME IS SAMMY THE CLASSIC SONIC FAN, YOU FRICKING FRICK CAN YOU NOT GET SOMETHING RIGHT IN YOUR SAD AND PATHETIC LIFE!!!!

[@zeph4799]

NO NAME GAMING hey I didn’t look at the comments, also I think a lot of other people would have thought of this sooner or later! have a great day

[@zeph4799]

Max Flower I’m doing my best :(

[@eustacebagge6852]

Zeph HOW DARE YOU INsUlT ThAt ClAsSic MAn

[@jimmilton8333]

Fuck someone else made this comment

[@catnipsmoker360]

"So baby have a baby" *"CAN BABY HAVE A BABY"* F.B.I: so... should we like..? Shoot?

[@deathhimself1427]

TAKE THE SHOT

[@KariTingy]

Please

[@user-ou7dl2zf7r]

The baby or the baby?

[@katebundy3074]

please do, just please shoot

[@A_Crusader]

Nah this kinda of funny

[@katiestott1449]

knowing that these videos are definitely made for children doesn't make them any less unsettling... it honestly makes it worse

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@dahliabarnds6310]

Same as @afellowpotato.

[@katiestott1449]

@@afellowpotato wow 😯 thank you!!!

[@kab9706]

Agreed, it really bums me out that these are made for kids, and so many kids watch it. It's so wrong.

[@M2ofEMMM]

I don't think I've ever seen content that is like the distilled essence of sensory overload. If you showed these videos to me as a child I would have cried.

[@nalynnsansaneeyawet3136]

Hearing her voice actually makes my head hurt, like no joke

[@pocky3308]

ikr it's so annoying

[@squindle.]

shes like HHHHHHHHH

[@someoneelse8239]

Me with my history teacher istg

[@michaelak6753]

honestly it just sounds like when you lose your voice after heavy drinking the night before which i think is highly likely for them, they look like they are on 4 different drugs even during the day

[@ocean7889]

same

[@kaitlynhewlin]

His girlfriend sounds like she’s doing a REALLY bad Miranda Sings impression

[@Rufus_Roberts22]

So a normal one?

[@sydneyvasquez3523]

Kaitlyn Hewlin exactly

[@grayson2852]

I was just about to come say thisssss😂😂😂😭

[@thatsokay1701]

I literally came to say this Hhehe

[@BenDover-gg3rp]

Or black tar heroin

[@deawinter]

This is the kind of art that actually can be replaced by AI and I don’t think anyone would notice

[@guidoguido2245]

I love how consistently Danny brings up squishy bones as a stock weird thing to say.

[@CRYSTELLAANN]

69 likes! -oh wait...

[@troyroberts9076]

The girlfriends sounds like she’s gonna tell me that my actions have consequences

[@spookyman5ever]

dont disrespect sammyclassicsonicfan like that omg

[@DerrickJerome.]

UNNNACCEPPPTABBBLLLE!!🤫

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

Bruh it sounds like SammyTheClassicSonicFan

[@overseasonedlamb5604]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN *THATYOURACTIONSHAVECONSEQUENCES*

[@gokinezula1689]

yes

[@filiplayz1893]

Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbours kid Neighbours kid:

[@kittystetson6737]

WHERES THE LIE??!!

[@cringeproductions6136]

Yeah Danny is weird and for a second I thought you were talking about ken which you obviously weren’t because ken is awesome (EDIT: i am joking)

[@Serafact.]

IM PREGONATER

[@joka4448]

Cdf Splash your joking right

[@filiplayz1893]

Cdf Splash haha

[@Zensai5]

Man, I showed my dog this he loved it. He started breakdancing on the floor. Isn’t he so cool

[@Zensai5]

He love that music

[@doogles.]

you might wanna get him checked out

[@Zensai5]

@@doogles. why?🤨

[@NiaReshay01]

how is your dog man?

[@Zensai5]

@@NiaReshay01 he is gone😥

[@thecerealprovider3831]

Danny may not be prigglenut but he never fails to deliver

[@Codenamejase90]

your my friend now

[@Codenamejase90]

he might be prickywack tho

[@thecerealprovider3831]

@@Codenamejase90 yipee!!!!

[@Hailoow]

His girlfriend sounds like Miranda Sings and the "your actions have consequences" kid combined

[@zeeecoral]

Thank you!!!

[@sophie0313]

Wait that’s so accurate

[@woof1028]

wait a minute you’re right haha

[@ilikejampie1605]

His name is sammyclassicsonicfan

[@katrinepetersen1095]

wait.... holy crap you're right

[@a.j.chapman1777]

"It's my baeally" "Your bawlly?" "My beaelly" I see these people learnt to speak from Billion Surprise Toys.

[@foussi739]

More like from runforthecube.

[@thephoenix9148]

Omg yes 😂😂😂

[@candle_wax3807]

True that

[@Cygerion]

lets together baby

[@cobyzues2795]

BTS?

[@2006PoyotaKirbolla]

This is one of the hardest videos to watch… yet it’s endlessly entertaining.

[@Mag3.1415]

Therapist: wide Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Wide Danny: 10:54

[@amconnor3855]

His girlfriend sounds like she’s about to tell me my actions have consequences

[@tomlenid699]

When will you learn

[@foodcourtcreature]

Connor White on god

[@ursidae97]

WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 06??

[@txby6167]

now i can’t unhear it

[@laurenc4138]

Why does she kinda look like that kid too

[@acoldgoose5253]

Ken sounds like he is eternally in the middle of a voice crack

[@ArtFromAurora]

Misread this as "eternally on crack" and I'd still agree tbh lmao

[@whovian7381]

She sounds like me when in trying to shout at someone

[@rosin_eater]

@@ArtFromAurora I mean both are true

[@cuteygooki]

Nice hat

[@lauver_.0]

Yeah tbh it does...

[@kyatheidiot9955]

her entire life is just voice cracks, nobody knows her actual voice

[@simmideluxe7961]

I love it how she’s just like ow ow OOOWWWWW 11:54

[@stefansneck5778]

“guys my bones are getting squishy” the best reference in history

[@TheCitiesHobbyist]

Yes

[@maddyw22_]

I love that vid

[@maddyw22_]

@Jasmine Hembrey yeah.

[@Encantana.]

I like the radio rebel when he does the janitor one.

[@skynash4331]

Video see Gordie Howe next Scorpio a

[@fictionphilia]

His girlfriend sounds like me at 12 years old trying to do a Miranda Sings impression

[@joe2259]

EXACTLY THATs WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@whatisthis119]

Sounds like my voice cracks

[@shotototoroki6169]

simply scaarlet ikr

[@mysticsalute2443]

simply scaarlet I’m still a Miranda fan

[@divine6867]

EXACTLY HOMIE

[@coconutoncaffeine]

those guys' faces in the background at 10:46 expresses my emotions perfectly while watching candy ken's "content"

[@Soooshi.]

Every time I come back to this video there’s a new part or joke I haven’t seen yet. Am I living in a parallel universe

[@Leileii23]

SAMEEE like Danny is adding more and more every time I watch

[@Soooshi.]

@@Leileii23 We need to investigate this. Next video I’m transcribing everything said or done and then a month later I do the same to see if Danny is indeed trying to confuse us

[@Leileii23]

@@Soooshi. great idea. I’ll copy down Every word and I’ll come back in 3 years to see if it’s another one of his tricks.

[@agentbonniespy]

the way the girl says pregnant reminds me of: “am i gregnant?” “can u get pregante?” “is there a possibility im pregananant?” “how do you get pergert?”

[@GoldStarLord]

Makenzie Hedlund Luigi board

[@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307]

Makenzie Hedlund Your username makes this 1000 times better

[@AstridCobalt]

@@wedontknowwhatweredoing7307 how does their username make things better?

[@mylesisatree4612]

@@AstridCobalt because it's funny

[@kiranseusanker2426]

P R E G A N A N A N T

[@PeaceLuvPeaceSigns]

She sounds like she’s doing the worst Miranda Sings impression ever

[@Kinopio710]

Phoebe Landis exactly what I thought hahah

[@eddietozier3206]

I went down to the comments Right when that was happening

[@justabasicemo3476]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[@YungRasputin]

Oh that’s exactly what she’s trying to do, I was going crazy trying to figure out why someone would talk like that

[@PeaceLuvPeaceSigns]

Did y’all have those girls in middle school who walked around talking like that? Because that’s what this reminds me of.

[@beepbeepboopbap]

they are my favorite(/least favorite) mysterious figures on the internet. they are actually married and have a kid. baby j is pregnant again but also they do only fans but their content was this colorful mess. i have no idea what their target demographic was/is. i revisit their channel every 2-3 months and they surprise me. they even did a collab with jeremy fragrance, my actual favorite weird internet figure. edit: i checked their page again, they are now "we live in simulation" podcast content maker.

[@grasslandbagels]

THEY DO ONLY FANS???? idk why that’s so shocking to me but it is.

[@rcoderprogramming7727]

The amount of cringe i had to physically endure is soul crushing

[@haileys4381]

My brain just can't accept that these people are real.

[@Veegs.]

It’s insane how much dignity people are willing to trade for views from 11 year olds

[@Nehu_22]

Yeah, it hurts to watch someone doing horrible content like this, and practically humiliating themselves for some views. But the worst part is the kids that watch them when they could be watching someone else who at least cares about what they do

[@salty5861]

knowing that the do exist hurts my soul

[@mariamgomaa1242]

Vigul My 11 year old genius friend: I can’t believe my people watch this crap! I lost brain cells in the first 5 seconds.

[@AUGGHAHAHA]

I have lost so many brain cells looking at clips of this guy

[@anemoia3154]

the way the girlfriend speaks and acts like a child makes me *incredibly* uncomfortable. i feel like i wasnt supposed to see this

[@Yeeticus31]

Watching the sections of the video that were candy ken, I feel like a ball in a pin ball machine. Constantly moving, hit back and forth, never time to settle as the whiplash takes me by storm…

[@anthonygraetz4746]

This is the best throwback video. Come back to this all the time.

[@samvalecaaguilar1807]

His girlfriend sounds like somebody trying to do a Miranda Sings impression while having an asthma attack.

[@welcomedchip9644]

SomeGacha Boi ye I agree

[@lilyvaknin7650]

And dying

[@hulya2431]

omg yes XD

[@user-qo2qj4cq4i]

I was the 666th like .

[@itz_snowyowl3052]

SamValeCa Aguilar omg ur soooo right!

[@syd2812]

“It’s my bally” “Your Bally?” “Yeah my Bally” “What’s wrong with your bally?”

[@whatiskaybee]

UwU OwO idk why I read that with an Italian accent

[@milohuneu4259]

keeping up with kaybee now I can’t stop 😂😂

[@syd2812]

keeping up with kaybee lol 😂

[@josh1electricboogaloo250]

E'm Perkins

[@sirensong237]

“I’m prengan” “You’re what?” “I’m pomegranate”

[@Opalescence00]

8:27 how are they not ashamed of walking and yelling "the virus is everywhere!" When there's people inside their cars silently judging them

[@roboturtle08]

Best way to watch this video and actually understand what's going on so basically whenever you see Ken just turn your brain off and whenever you see Danny turn your brain back on

[@marieoliveira7]

her voice is a mix between: marge simpson, miranda sings, the kid from the “when will you learn” video, and lemongrab from adventure time

[@basicbas4897]

The fuck I don’t know these people

[@jrcraig9791]

Who's the when will you learn video

[@jrcraig9791]

Actually ik all of them

[@soncithehedgog]

SammyClassicSonicFan

[@jovialjuliantv1131]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

[@oliviafrazier3596]

I don't even have epilepsy, but I fucking might now.

[@g0o0ey]

LMAO

[@AsgardianQueen]

Well, I feel like I have more resistance to Flashing Color than Flashing Black and White.

[@debble.the.silly.]

And over here I thought my comment was original Oh well

[@pleasesendhelp6951]

I have no history with seizures but I think I may have now.

[@tylerredforge5563]

Same

[@sinahicruz96]

So fun little tidbit: while it may not be necessarily kicking you can feel a fetus moving around 16-20 weeks (4-5 months). Depending on your body and/or the fetus you may not be showing that much or at all by that point. Quickening can be mistaken for like stomach bubbles for lack of a better phrase so it’s easy to not notice when you’ve started quickening

[@calowenby1654]

Huh. That's neat.

[@sinahicruz96]

@@calowenby1654 Yup

[@fictionboysarebetter4993]

No one: what the girl who was screaming about a “stalker” sounds like: me when I lost my voice but I’m yelling at my dog to not jump all over me💀💀💀💀💀

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

These two literally look like randomly generated Sims 4 townies.

[@madebylily2726]

I was just looking for this comment.💀😭😂

[@silverrubymoon3574]

That’s such a burn

[@mrfish9672]

There’s an eyeball ring somewhere

[@chuckordinaasserordaorwhat7682]

They speak like Sims Characters too.

[@mothmanmother]

I literally can't tell what baby j even looks like the camera was so sporadic I never got a good look at her

[@kaityr9693]

I actively hated every moment of their "content" and it felt like inhumane torture. Thanks!

[@pollygotacracker9396]

Kaity R honestkysame lol

[@roboticrat7165]

Lol

[@itsamesophie5448]

AGREED

[@BassProThotts]

Fax do

[@achilles3139]

You straight up telling facts

[@mad8044]

Please do another video on Candy ken😭 he changed his whole personality it’s hilarious. His whole personality is “true American”

[@Lucys_House_OfChaos]

12:21 “ThE mOmEnT oF tHe TrUtH”

[@dantespina7398]

This has to be the worst content you have ever reviewed, this physically hurts. It’s beyond annoying. How are there viewers still somewhat sane

[@GnogginGnome]

they're not sane

[@alyssab1650]

this was definitely hard to watch

[@cheri618]

i couldn’t even bare with this video

[@Rachel-hy4oq]

There is no guarantee...

[@rustarus6117]

Honestly I bet they some how use bots for views, kinda like what they're promoting for tik tok. But yeah, it's physically hard to watch. I have no clue how someone could live like this, doing this for a living

[@mychaela9603]

Why does his girlfriend sound like the sonic kid, “when will you learn”

[@kennedyj9280]

Sammy! I was thinking that too 😂

[@RM-ib8tq]

Oh my god so right!

[@astridzubin]

'that your actions have consequences'

[@SkellaBella1396]

So many are comparing her to Miranda Sings but the Sonic Kid is where my mind went to as well lol

[@shgldiyev12]

@@kennedyj9280 hi how are you

[@galacticgamercat6637]

I don’t know if I’m going to survive this video

[@Adelaide__1]

All thanks to this video I find myself walking aimlessly around my house saying “ I am preg-an-ant, I am preg-an-ant…”

[@oliviabear6307]

“Saving turtles is a blast.” Shows a tortoise.

[@kagu2811]

Get noob

[@beni8482]

Get noob

[@Shablagoo69]

Saving turtles is a hobby

[@Cinnamon455]

your comment reminded me of a good book "There's a Hair in My Dirt" by Gary Larson, The Far-Side comic creator. There's a princess who thinks she's au natural but ends up murdering a tortoise thinking its a turtle.

[@realgandalf5094]

It had straws in its nose to

[@greentea8178]

"Drinking and smoking won't affect my baby." *The baby becomes Candy Ken*

[@dragoonslayer69]

Green Tea the ultimate crack baby

[@yeetyo2733]

much true

[@poshcat4380]

Lmao 😂 it’s true tho

[@lucifer-ic9th]

They're actually genius, they intended to portrait what a bad acid trip looks like but forgot to tell everyone that was the idea

[@ekstanton1]

Bro, when you kept making those funny words of pregnant when you kept making them seem funnier than they were, I actually felt to the ground because I was dying laughing😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@abbym.4745]

someone said the girl sounded like the "your actions have consequences" kid,and now i can't unhear it

[@myeverything9117]

oh my stars you're right

[@ratboygirl]

SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN LMAO

[@patrickburns7694]

Oh god

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

and the guy sounds like bartok the bat from anastasia

[@Sund00d]

Holy shit that’s what it is

[@maplelk9675]

I had to pause in the middle, go to a psychiatrist, get therapy, had to isolate myself, got married, had a child, before I could finish.

[@funnylittlecreature]

Can't believe that took you 5 months

[@bixbygal05]

@@funnylittlecreature they are clearly from the future

[@AK-vz3zo]

And got mentally ill and died Just a joke no offence

[@all-starmovies4676]

I nearly turned insane but thankfully the ad break showed up and saved my mental health

[@nononeofit7783]

@@AK-vz3zo It isn't even offensive.

[@gothamcowboy]

its so hard to watch the clips bc they are so weird but honestly this vid has some of danny's funniest bits lmao so i keep coming back to it

[@cameronkinmon]

This is probably one o his best videos! I’m rewatch this all the time

[@soop5467]

I feel so sorry for their neighbors. It's likke middle of the day, they're trying to do some work and they just hear: *"I'M PREGANANT, I'M PREGNNT, I'M PRICKLENUT!"*

[@diskdem0n]

@Stella Bourne DAMN IT I WAD GONNA SAY THAT

[@lukemonahan7076]

P R E G O

[@c4tl0verr50]

P r e g g e r s

[@ray-ray6609]

OH MY GOD I'M DYING

[@professionalpoopyhed]

PICKLERICK

[@fatraccoons]

Baby J: *”gets pregnant”* Candy Ken: *I N A P P R O P R I A T E .*

[@electrocuti]

What are you doing here todoroki...?

[@fatraccoons]

i have interesting taste in youtube uraraka

[@seroquelchamber]

sometimes your videos make me laugh so often that i forget to breathe inbetween and then i have to pause your video, gasp for air, and mutter "i ... hate you... danny...." before gettin back into it

[@timmyisababe25]

I find it so funny how ever sense that one mermaid movie he saw with the kid with “squishy bones” he always talks about it lol.

[@bootje99]

They're like a bunch of Skittles who were transformed into humans by a fairy. But the fairy is Miranda sings.

[@noopthenoop]

this is the most accurate thing ever

[@lauraanne7108]

Spot on

[@umadbro3923]

Lol

[@nicolinasmith8986]

HAHAHA

[@Soapcookies]

they were cursed.

[@debatablyaveragemale5483]

Danny, you don’t have to hurt yourself for our sakes.

[@Personinplaid]

exactly

[@alias4795]

I agree.

[@Papierflugzeug95]

He absolutely has to. If he hurts us like that, he gotta hurt himself.

[@marsbarr4144]

Dude if he had to go through it we do too 😂

[@liquidwater1204]

Moustahe of Power i really could’ve lived without knowing this guy existed

[@H1N4_N1NJ4]

The quick reference to my bones are getting squishy at 3:26 is gold

[@sarahlovee4229]

I gotta say, I have even more respect for you for the warning. Seriously. Thank you. You can't imagine the overwhelming fear that runs through you when you watch your kid start seizing. Idk if this is the case for all but when my son's about to, you can see his eye start twitching. Because he's 'special needs' someone's always near by during any situation that could possibly be risky in some way He's literally one of a kind. He shouldn't have lived. He shouldn't be able to remember shit.. even the basic functions of being a human being (Like just breathing) let alone do anything he does now. (Like not only remember his own name but who I am too. Walking. being able to communicate on any level. And even make not very good KZbin videos! (Thankfully he doesn't understand all the cruel comments he gets because it might not be good but he's learning and this is one of very few things his disabilities won't hinder his ability to do so I don't want him to stop trying just because people are cruel) Anyway, no one has ever had to treat a child like him or seen ailments like his to give us any idea of what might possibly be the future or any risks to avoid So if I see he's about to drop and have a seizure, I run and catch him before he hits the ground because there's a chance if he were to smack his head on the ground like that, It would rupture the fluid pockets in his brain and cause it to collapse onto itself and most likely kill him or leave him a vegetable(Then again he was supposed to be a vegetable from the very beginning so who the fuck knows 🤷🏼‍♀️)

[@barthalamuthetater174]

"I'm pregnant" "I'm peragent" "I'm pomegranate" "IM PRICKLE NUT"

[@tsosaijah7143]

isaiah weir I’M PICKLE RICK !!!!

[@sunnynatrually]

PREGANANANT?!

[@BiologyIsHot]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ2saaVpo7OIjNk

[@mscrabson]

Am i gregnant? Help??

[@rusydaqilah8855]

if gregs have baby, are they gregnant?

[@heirkind]

This entire thing made me...so genuinely uncomfortable. The weird, child-like acting, the voices, the filming, the editing...I don't need to take shrooms I just need to watch Candy Ken's videos

[@yawnlion4375]

hi john

[@joebloggs6922]

It felt like one of those weird kids programs on steroids.

[@deadkoldun2731]

@@joebloggs6922 B O O H B A H

[@deadaccount4164]

Yeah like wtf is up with that

[@nothoughtsheadempty4650]

Geez how do kids watch this stuff? Idk man I'm just hoping they don't encounter it

[@Hedghog_]

the squishy bones reference never gets old!😂

[@RipMyTamagachi]

It’s like they took Miranda Sings and went “hey ya know how that character is insanely annoying and cringe? What if we did that but turned it up by 100000?”

[@hxspitall6557]

Imagine you walking on the beach and seeing these people screaming “and i oop” while looking like they got beaten up by a skittle

[@Dablooner]

Lmfao

[@TH3_S4LMON]

"BEATEN UP BY A SKITTLE" OH MY FUCKING GOD IM DYING

[@Ruskah0307]

@@TH3_S4LMON you need cpr or smthn?

[@GeorgieAekara]

Lmao BEATEN UP BY A SKITTLE (๑>ꇴ< ๑)

[@danyfirerloveluck5548]

Imagine you are in the farmacy because your wife could be pregnant, you are just so happy because you have tried it but haven’t work and then tho two people came like that and talking like if they were having a seizure seeing like if they were joking about pregnancy

[@illy274]

"Men's size 13 Nikes. Beat that." "I have Candy Ken as a parent"

[@theurgetodeletethisaccount5631]

“Oh fuc- well I’ve been beat-“

[@chickenandchips1263]

She's been beat.

[@nobodyimportant3009]

Lord I hope they dont have kids

[@Maukiki]

@colorado_ native L0l

[@theurgetodeletethisaccount5631]

colorado_ native Imagine how confused the child would be Like the camera man randomly starts to recorded them His mother starts to make a marge Simpson impression His father acts - like - idk what to say. The camera man keeps zooming in the child’s ear / neck His mother starts peeing randomly His father dances with the mother for no reason randomly

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

I love these videos so much! It’s a shame that Danny isn’t a real person.

[@SkellyOfJudgment]

Candy Ken is basically if white noise and a migraine was a person all with a bitter pinch of KZbin kids cringe at the core of this epileptic nightmare.

[@SkellyOfJudgment]

He also hired the most unqualified cameraman imaginable. Not too surprising given that he has the intelligence of a grilled pea. He looks like water with food die from dissolved skittles. I have never seen such a failure of an animal. God save the que-king, yeah, king.

[@callistocryptic]

​@@SkellyOfJudgmentThis is the most accurate description of Candy Ken I've ever seen

[@GryffindorGamer]

"tHE viRUs iS EVerYwHERe" "ThaTS mY STalKER" *gets aggressively close to man on the street corner*

[@ArturGlass.C]

I mean if the virus is a dinosaur that isn't that problematic.

[@aboveaveragecat4469]

"My bones are getting squishy" "My girlfriend is prigglenut" "Hey guys, my girlfriend's prickywack"

[@sallybarrera8854]

DUDE THE LAST ONE GOT ME 🤣😂

[@ellax4843]

I can’t breathe- 🤣

[@karentookthekids537]

@@ellax4843 me neither

[@channelredacted6150]

*p r i c k y w a c k*

[@namkookie2.027]

"Hey guys, my girlfriend's pringlenent

[@StarBlurn]

*save my planet so much fun!*meanwhile he is stepping on every single krill,plankton,and sandhoppers... PLUS THE THING I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IS THAT THEY CALLED A TORTOISE A SEA TURTLE WHYYY-

[@coopergooperidk]

4 years and visco disco goes just as hard

[@ThemanthelegendKenny]

“How is she pregnant? I never even kissed her” That would be the saddest relationship ever

[@biorn1255]

the video is targeted at 2 year olds so it makes sense tbh

[@bandito_person]

Biorn125 true

[@Lily-1175]

Who’s gonna tell him?

[@bandito_person]

This is Lily who?

[@bubblebeean]

saddest relationship for the guy 👀

[@sarinaisnotfunny7583]

he looks like if all of lisa frank’s designs were a person. and that person was a terrible terrible chaotic evil

[@keishaburns830]

Don’t disrespect Lisa Frank like that😕

[@janes8714]

don't diss lisa frank or the chaotic alignment

[@silgentx1774]

@@keishaburns830 Lisa Frank is a horrible person who mistreated her workers, lmao. Super long but interesting read about it: www.google.com/amp/s/jezebel.com/inside-the-rainbow-gulag-the-technicolor-rise-and-fall-1179495705/amp

[@sarinaisnotfunny7583]

silgentx wait that’s actually super interesting woah

[@empirecrumbles615]

*chaotic hitler

[@Crow_ferret]

this is my comfort video

[@TheRedknighter]

“Hi there my girlfriend is prikywack” I just couldn’t stop laughing

[@juliajohnson6629]

I don’t think even a brain transplant will remove this from my memory

[@fancyender5916]

It's embedded into your soul

[@Maradrafts]

I feel like I've had a brain transplant after watching this, only people forgot to put in a replacement brain. (Also heck them for not respecting basic social distancing procedures. Like, seriously,why would you do this?)

[@liamcodyy]

The girlfriends voice is like brushing teeth and then drinking orange juice

[@D0MiN0ChAn]

Library Media Center OMG, I can both taste it AND feel it! 😵🤢

[@arkuai]

Person below likes lolis

[@yeetyo2733]

ahhh nice and minty

[@phoebedarlingg7714]

Thats the best taste tho

[@AdrianKlep]

*y e s*

[@DocDocGoose15]

Watching this video is like standing on the edge of a cliff and the only thing keeping me from falling into an endless pit of madness and flashing colors and horrible acting is Danny's frequent intersections making fun of it

[@Pencil_no.2]

Danny always finds a way to make me laugh

[@bliplmao9845]

His girlfriend sounds like the “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?” Kid

[@charcoal9145]

YES 😭

[@numburger]

I said the same exact thing to myself

[@H0elessromantic]

don't insult the kid like that!

[@ingridisaviolet8498]

But that kid was actually funny

[@boop6169]

He sounds like she’s trying to be Miranda sings

[@maddy399]

If Candy Ken being a VSCO girl is outdated.. his “gf” doing a bad impression of Miranda Sings is worse.

[@nappyheadj5523]

@Teg Prestridge either way, this is bad

[@maddy399]

Teg Prestridge yeah, that’s why girlfriend is in quotations

[@nayfin9052]

except that it was never good or funny, 12 year olds just pretended it was

[@maddy399]

Nayfin I never thought it was funny, but my cousins did a lot, so I know how you feel

[@SelenophileLeague]

every greg in the world being happy cause danny said hi to them

[@thatoneguy9359]

"My bones are getting squishy!" What a throwback.

[@RebeccaGomezToronto]

HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TRYING TO DO THE MIRANDA SINGS VOICE!!! It only sounds like marge simpson because she's so bad at it. "Are you kidding me" "I'm freakin pregneennt" "Are you craaazy?" These are all phrases she says all the time, anyone?!?!?

[@katelynmessier943]

yes! she's trying to be her, it's so annoying they literally make me want to scream

[@lildeskchair8026]

@@katelynmessier943 I wanna fight her. That voice makes my ears bleed.

[@jobo4681]

I have no idea who that is but I’m backing you up cause you seem really confident

[@Cvnt_blvnt]

Rebecca Gomez it’s sad how unoriginal she is 💀

[@kylie5098]

I do it better than her 😎

[@HIHI-ft6fi]

His girlfriend sounds like that headache you get after wearing a low-quality plastic headband crossed with- like we all know- Maranda Sings crossed with a dying cat

[@user-ch6xl1zc6k]

She sounds like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth mixed with a fork on a chalkboard

[@user-jf6zu8gv4h]

she sound like the kid with asthma is trying to insult someone

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

She sounds like if I hit my head against the wall really hard 20 times then watched Back Off Haters then brushed my teeth and then drank orange juice

[@user-jf6zu8gv4h]

@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy damn

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

floofy haired fool Tell me I’m wrong

[@Amai.roses06]

how does your hair always look so fabulous?!?!

[@lany1534]

“hey guys, my girlfriends prickywat” IM SCREAMING😭😭😭

[@hunterlisle1171]

Gotta give candy ken credit for making me want to quit drugs I’ve never even done

[@1-800-CHRISSY]

Lol

[@shawnalynn5198]

LMAO

[@vra.]

lol

[@Jollyranchers45]

Same

[@nonproductiveproduction]

The drug is his videos

[@pleasesetmeonfire1166]

I’m not only disturbed but genuinely terrified of this man’s content.

[@cringefailtastic]

This blows every ElsaGate channel out of the water

[@bradbrad0]

bro... he has a music video where his "member" is out

[@Juan-yn4zs]

Please let Danny be. I know he can get weird sometimes but deep down he's a good guy

[@bradbrad0]

@@Juan-yn4zs bro... Kandy ken not danny

[@Juan-yn4zs]

@@bradbrad0 issa joke my dude

[@DeutschesSoldat1916]

3:51 The trailer for the Alien remake is looking great!