Captain America Goes Woke

[@Solidjj]

Just a quick aside, the images used here are AI upscaled as that was the only form I was able to find them in. There is no AI generated art in this or any other video. Here’s where you can see the source for yourself, to double check or even just to watch (they’re a lot of fun without my dumbass voiceovers too) archive.org/details/marvel-super-heroes/Marvel+Super+Heroes+01.Secret+Origins.mp4

[@danjoy2]

Appreciate the transparency. I loved the final bit with Red Skull pulling the gun!

[@TydePod16]

I'm very disappointed. AI has stolen my job, and now it's stealing my family.

[@Churcxh]

Ima touch you

[@lulushishi]

I can't believe even my favorite creator is using AI. What a horrible world we live in

[@LocalSlasher]

Thought it looked a bit off. Thanks for disclosing. -With that being said, please try and get someone- -to help touch them up next time.- -It's off putting tbh- Nevermind. I misunderstood the circumstance

[@JJ_R]

Of course Captain America has a gun! A gun is the most American thing you can possess!

[@BR-jw7pm]

If only he also had a baseball bat and apple pie while saluting the Stars snd Stripes!!!

[@profilefeather]

A gun and an American flag tattooed on your bicep

[@TydePod16]

It's up there with crippling debt and obesity

[@tergish1]

I don’t know which I can confirm more. I’ve got a gun, my sister has crippling college debt, and I’ve known a lot of obese people.

[@rafaelmauricio8000]

​@@TydePod16God bless America! 😊

[@danielnemesio3388]

Heroes that use non lethal moves on the henchmen and have no problem killing the boss are better than the ones who go the other way around. Too many times they tell us the old "if I kill you, i will be just as bad as you" after massacring three dozens of minimum wage workers

[@stuflames4769]

Yeah, big pet peeve of mine.

[@DanielFalca0]

The entire plot of of last of us 2 LMAO

[@danielnemesio3388]

@@DanielFalca0 hell yeah, I mean, I still liked the game and the last choice wasn't morally right, but that made me so mad. You already came all the way, you already lost the people waiting for you, might as well finish what you started

[@phabiorules]

I mean, I kind of get it though. In all of those stories, the hero kills the henchmen in self defense. The reason why they don’t spare them is because they never have the opportunity to. They end up sparing the main villain because it’s the only time they kill in cold blood.

[@ReddwarfIV]

Just the other day I was reading a book where the main character thinks about that trope and decides "no, I'm gonna straight up kill the bad guy. Death is not too good for him." Later, it has the bad guy musing that he won't kill the main character because death is too good for him.

[@Skaxarrat]

- Debate me! + What? ...ok, I'll debate you - ....you are trying to trap me!

[@erinmiller1433]

It’s almost too accurate to be funny.

[@merasmurry1460]

Have you ever talked to a a nazi online before? They try really hard to avoid actually talking about there beliefs due to there beliefs being based purely on hate and nothing else meaning their entire world view gets exposed as nonsense so they just pretend that no one is willing to debate them while also avoiding debates like the plague.

[@benweaver9151]

Steven Crowder moment

[@owenchafer1083]

Real "states right to do what" energy

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

*Ben Shapiro moment*

[@aguyontheinternet9095]

“You have a gun?!” “What part of the American super soldier memo did you not get?”

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Actully surprising that Cap doesn't carry an assault rifle with him... Oh yeah no need to since that's Bucky's job, I forgot

[@AnMComm]

Now that you mention it, the guy has super strength and super endurance. So, where is the anti-materiel rifle?

[@origami_dream]

The part where the best American marksmen couldn't get a single dang medal. Maybe stick to discus throwing.

[@kameronjones7139]

​@@nodeberiaestaraqui93 the only one around during WW2 was the German stg44

[@TheTruepanther]

​@@origami_dream buddy before this years Olympics most Americans didn't even know shooting was a Olympic sport. Who cares?

[@Rogue-a-Pogue]

You can't spell Hydrate without Hydra. Empty one cup and two more will take its place!

[@beatrixwickson8477]

Hilarious and stupid, well played.

[@ZyxieRumor]

I am drinking a Baja blast right now and you just made my day. 😂

[@GrambertMoore]

Empty several cups

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

That's a waste of resources just reuse the cup

[@lifegame9542]

HAIL HYDRATE

[@G4M3R1R0N]

2:10 lmao cap saying "you not gonna debate me?" Killed me

[@shorewall]

I know, that was the cherry on top. :D

[@TopatTom]

Throw back.

[@codafett]

It really just ties the whole thing together

[@IsitheScribe]

I lost it at that part!

[@nodnodwinkwinkV]

It's around that time the Red Skulls accent starts to go to Irish.

[@pocketmonster1088]

Imagine being so evil even HITLER thinks you’re too evil. That’s how evil Red Skull is in the comics.

[@orrorsaness5942]

Himmler, Heydrich, and Amon Gothe: That’s literally me

[@martinsriber7760]

But why? What exactly did he do or is trying to do that's worse?

[@richardarriaga6271]

​@@martinsriber7760The German Nazis were too ündermench for Red Skull.

[@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761]

​@@martinsriber7760probably stole 40 cakes.

[@daanstrik4293]

@@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 39 is fine. But 40? Ooohhh you’ve done it now!

[@DreamlessVoid]

When cap said "violence doesn't have to be the immediate answer" I expected him to shoot red skull and add that itcan still be the answer or something.

[@catnerdadrian7601]

Wouldn't have been very immediate at all really

[@Kobe-Saikai-Incident]

Same i thought he was gonna sit there for 5 seconds and say. but it is still a good answer later

[@Nupetiet]

"...as long as you get there eventually"

[@diannejohn5346]

but that would Been an easy punchline though.

[@ZacharyAnimates-12-2-23]

Same, I was it expecting him to say something like “but it can be,” and shoot him

[@PhantomSavage]

"Fuck off. Alright, open wide" Makes you wonder how many times this was Captain America's actual inner monologue. There have been times where he was just simply done with people's bullshit.

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Sadly enough there aren't enough panels of Steve just being done with the villains' bullshit and just start blasting

[@michaelthesavior8740]

I feel like more people need to remember Cap isn't afraid to whip out the strap Like yes he's the prime example of what America truly should be, yes he's a hero everyone looks up to, and yes he's the kindest man you'll ever meet But even still. He's American

[@gilbertotabares8196]

Also he's a trained soldier of the US Army. It'd be weird if he didn't have a gun.

[@stankmcdankton6204]

He's also from Brooklyn. Not super bougie hipster Brooklyn either. Old Brooklyn. Mafia-run Brooklyn. A gun would be an everyday necessity at that point.

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@stankmcdankton6204Not only that, but given that Steve also grew up sickly with his widowed mother--I think his dad always dies in WWI while Steve is a young kid--in that environment, it would be weirder if even his mother didn't reluctantly have a gun for protection. (Not that it would do anything to stop her from dying to disease like she always does, but still.)

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

He’s a vet from WW2. A super SOLDIER. Why would he not carry a gun???

[@happymartin6778]

not just that, he was a Soldier in the US Army. During The Second World War. If anyone is going to have STRONG opinions about Nazis it's the guy who fought them hand to hand.

[@misterzygarde6431]

I wanna bring up that while the Joker didn’t like Red Skull, Dr. Doofensmirtz didn’t mind working with the guy. Then again, Doof didn’t know about the Red Skull’s political beliefs. Nor did the Joker until that one moment

[@smolidk7981]

Considering doof is from Druselstein, a small country in central Europe, and was born around the 1950s, there is no way he wouldn't know about Hitler's right hand man. Doof> The joker

[@curtisharvey2330]

Doof also seemed unaware of Skull's dislike of Drusselsteinians.

[@Umbra_Ursus]

Just because Doofensmirtz isn't *that* bad a guy, doesn't mean he's a saint. Plus, it's way funnier if Joker is actually quietly patriotic.

[@Irish381]

Dr. Doofenscmirtz was captured/ rescued under Project Paper clip and his family was transported to America for continued work on WunderWeapons.

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

what the hell happens in phineas and ferb??

[@toaster9922]

I love that Caps immediate reaction to the word “echochamber” being uttered is to bring his pistol back up in annoyance

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Truly an example for all of us

[@DKdrop]

“You’re in an Echochamber!” “Fuck off.”

[@mightyfilm]

Fun fact: The creators of Captain America had to have bodyguards escort them into the Pre-Marvel comic book offices because they kept getting threats from American Nazi groups.

[@bluetaffy2785]

Another fun fact: Superman did more damage to the KKK than anyone else and decimated them. The superman radio show portrayed them as a bunch of bumbling idiots and clowns and it killed their ability to recruit a whole generation and killed their reputation of being tough and scary.

[@S1mply_Gr4y]

@@bluetaffy2785 that's actually the coolest thing ever

[@acat4215]

​@@bluetaffy2785That's pretty sweet.

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

@@bluetaffy2785 I remember that Ron Stallworth, the black cop who wrote about his experiences going undercover in the KKK in the book Black Klansman, said that the writers who wrote the movie based off his experiences had to bump up the IQ points of the clan members just to make them seem threatening at all. In reality, they had to pull the plug on the undercover operation because the KKK members loved him so much that they wanted to make him their leader.

[@bluetaffy2785]

@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ It was the same as it is now, take some lonely loser guys with a lot of internalized frustration, recruit them to be cool wizard acolytes fighting against a dark power and evil corruptive force on society... but in reality they're all morons dangerous only as a mob. Pulling the mask off and showing them as bumbling idiots made it hard to get recruits. Because guys like that are insecure and don't want to be losers.

[@PotatoGun9000]

"You're a Nazi" radiates the same energy as, "Counterpoint, you're a terrorist." What the hell is happening in the replies?

[@rodrigoa.oviedogarcia8139]

"Oh so that justifies shooting Red Skull with a gun."

[@vit968]

"Oh so all of a sudden this justifies you not debating me and hearing me out?" *_"In every conceivable way."_*

[@educatedfool5121]

@@vit968 The same can be said for leftist pdf files XD

[@curtisharvey2330]

@@educatedfool5121 Let me know when you find one.

[@AsobiMedio]

@@educatedfool5121 Hey FBI, check this guy's hard drive real quick.

[@castle9165]

1:57 “Yes my blood is still- is still red.” Sounds so improvised. Perfect.

[@Death_Trooper645]

WW2 would have never happened if Hitler went to the combination of KFC and Taco Bell

[@melikaihsampson]

give this man a raise

[@LakesideTrey]

It would have killed him

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

Were combination KFC/Taco Bells (or even the restaurants separately) even around during World War II? I feel like fast food places in general were a more recent establishment, like maybe the 60's or so.

[@Grivehn]

So the combination of KFC and Taco Bell, in fact, poison the food with the mind virus. Red Skull barely had a bite and his entire life's ideology was changed. It all makes sense now!

[@jesusofbullets]

​@@PSIHedgehogChris Nah, KFC was made by Colonel Sanders, who made the restaurant AFTER WWII in 1957. Taco bell was made in 1962 as well.

[@mamadev7687]

the craziest part of the video was when the woker came in and said "why so queerious" before woking all over the place

[@zzodysseuszz]

“Why so woke” and then woked all over the wokeness

[@TydePod16]

"It's wokin time, batbrain!"

[@JustCallMeKart]

Actual best comment holy shit

[@confusedbakugo1373]

I took 3000 psychic damage from this, holy shit.

[@LexisVoyage]

genius.

[@Ky-kx2hd]

Some people forget that, unlike some Superheroes, Cap has no problem with killing the bad guys. And yes, he actually has a gun.

[@speedyazi5029]

I hope Falcon as Captain America keeps his Uzis but I don't think he will.

[@paulcoy9060]

Like the original Batman comics, Bruce carried a gun. He shot some guys, used a rope from a plane to hang a mutant, some weird shit in those old comics.

[@realdragon]

@@speedyazi5029 Uzi? That's not american Cap would never be seen with one of those

[@CouchSpud91]

I'm so glad they didn't go with a "Never Kill" rule for the majority of MCU characters. They're in warzones with not just theirs but many other lives at stake. And granted they have workarounds (Aliens, robots, military enemies, all rather faceless mooks at the end of the day) but they don't hold back to preserve some ridiculous nonsensical morality.

[@Baconator5642]

@@paulcoy9060 i think they meant a mac-10 or 11

[@njivwathomassilavwe2056]

Don't forget man is a soldier first and foremost

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

*was. Disney changed that.

[@juliandacosta6841]

​@@Lawrence_Talbot?

[@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216]

Man!? From Aslume!? I thought he was D., aren't Captain and Skull from Marv?

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

soldier man…

[@Girlandsilly]

@@yeetthegargantuanleviathan6216JONLKER BONE MAN

[@MatthewLudwig-mw8uq]

Captain America pulling the "you're not even gonna debate me" card at the end was perfect

[@MyAverageLife01]

“F**k off. Open wide.” Is pretty funny

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Marvel's comic sales could still be saved if they had Cap say that line alone

[@piplupfan5106]

1:00 Watch out, he's going to twist your sample text!

[@averywhitaker3513]

"Grab his SAMPLE TEXT and twist it!" "Ohmagoddude, this is a wartime debate dude!" "Twist that SAMPLE TEXT! "twist HIS SAMPLE TEXT!" "twist his SAMPLE TEXT... the ol' SAMPLE TEXT twist."

[@nathanburman1701]

@kamalaharris

[@redslate]

This is, like, every internet troll, ever. "You can't just defeat my entire platform with logic/reason. You have to allow me to fight on unequal terms!"

[@realdragon]

That just sounds like any political ""argument"" on the internet

[@davidwuhrer6704]

That's just the "both sides" fallacy. Actual trolling is when you encourage idiots to expose their idiocy to the world. Not to be confused with flamebaiting, which is merely encouraging others to insult you for being an idiot.

[@seijin4426]

​@@davidwuhrer6704actual trolling, eh? Funny I've been doing that since I first started my KZbin account back in 2016, and now I've been getting to the same on Instagram and a few times on telegram.

[@Pihsrosnec]

​@@davidwuhrer6704 Trolling is a broad term and very few do it the way you've described

[@ThePsych123]

(at the next table over) Joker: can you believe those two? Hawkman: yeah, so uncivilized

[@Cacus-Eva]

1:49 "I believe in good shit now!"

[@CyanRooper]

Basically me when I go from doing an evil play through of an RPG to a good guy play through.

[@captaincomrade3975]

Laugh widely at that one

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

He didn't want to say capitalism because of the homeless people outside

[@Integritys_Sum]

Like kissing the mob/herds ass!😃

[@davidwuhrer6704]

​@@Zwyrx_HgqfyggzThe Nazis were very ardent defenders of capitalism. That's not the issue here. The good shit he now made his new religion are things that the Americans had that the Nazis didn't, like, IDK, the John Birch society or the KKK?

[@reverseflashplays8615]

0:04 is a CRAZY face

[@f4z-e]

That is just HellBoy

[@AnonymasFox]

Jojo ass face

[@pyzzabox6574]

he smoked some that gas station weed tho

[@adnankhalid8457]

I'm disappointed there wasn't a single joke about him not knowing what a kilometer is

[@Molten_Anarchist]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRR?!?! *eagle screech & gun fire mp3*

[@supremecaffeine2633]

1000 m16a4s. An m16a4 is exactly one meter.

[@ThePenitentSquirrel]

How many meters in a mile?

[@Mazaroth]

"kill-o-metr?"

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

I think you're on the wrong video if you think that Solidjj would make a joke like that.

[@zache4821]

I hate it when Captain America tries to twist my Sample Text.... He truly is a monstrous hero

[@creative_leafeonpony_fan1545]

1:00 Dear god. Captain America will twist his sample text. What has America become?

[@TydePod16]

Schmidt got Baja Blasted into the Nuremberg Trials

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

Wrong KZbinr

[@TydePod16]

​@@abdullahalmansoori4489 Was I supposed to comment this under a Taco Bell commercial?

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

@@TydePod16 Jschlatt

[@ParadoxAAA]

​@@abdullahalmansoori4489 ... 1) Schmidt is an actual name 2) Schmidt is Red Skull's last name

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

@@ParadoxAAA I see your point but I don't think you see mine

[@reverserio]

This week was the first time I walked into a Taco Bell and said to myself “Wow this Taco Bell combo is expensive better to go to a real Mexican food restaurant to save some money. “ Times are changing.

[@BrokenValentine-333]

Mane I'm Mexican and a single small taco is around $8 now 😭😭😭

[@MastaDRD]

@@BrokenValentine-333 Bruh the joint by my work is FOUR prime street tacos for $12. The only better price I've had was an actual taco truck like 8 years ago that was $1.25 a pop.

[@thunderspark1536]

@@MastaDRD Hell where I work the f*cking KIDS MEAL is a THIRD the price of a basic adult meal and it comes with a drink and ice cream for no charge, whereas normally it's like the entire price of the kids meal separately. I love inflation.

[@MikeStudios08]

Red Skull became a hard-core American after one sip of the Baja blast. Good ol operation paperclip.

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Gool ol' CIA's recruiting tactics: FAST FOOD

[@ComposedSage75]

_”And now to finish this”_ *Pulls out weapon cuz it’s war* What was Red Skull thinking this was!? A picnic!? 😭🤣🤣

[@BR-jw7pm]

No! A comic book! Good guys don’t kill villains in comic books (not in THIS era anyway 😂)

[@stuntmanorigins9]

@@BR-jw7pm Oh please, characters got resurrected all the time A villain could die and then be resurrected by the next writer

[@CalvinLee606]

@@BR-jw7pm Actually they DID do that in that era. The No Guns rule was not really a thing back then.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@@BR-jw7pmyeah I heard 616 regular comic cap didn't use a gun

[@brendanhall5581]

​@@BR-jw7pm this was presumably the Golden Age, not the Silver Age. Even Batman killed people. Comics Code didn't exist yet Captain America has been fighting Nazis since before the US entered WW2 lol

[@NectarNapper]

CAP HAS A GUN!

[@SirNoodles66]

“Of course he has a gun it’s a war”

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Very good. You watched the video and barked like a seal. Here is your cookie 🍪 good girl

[@keithunderwood8803]

He always had a gun he just hardly ever needs to use it.

[@yamiali1783]

The gun puts the "America" in Captain America

[@the_multus]

Spy???

[@wolf-xf6hf]

Unironically what its like talking to nazis online

[@NoMoreSuperHero]

0:45 Is a god tier screenshot.

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Cap just had ENOUGH of his bullshit

[@NoMoreSuperHero]

@@nodeberiaestaraqui93 He had way more patience than me.

[@fryguy9704]

Gun, the most American weapon

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

I thought it was high fructose corn syrup

[@ravenshrike]

Except that gun was a German luger.

[@langbo9999]

Shotgun even more.

[@langbo9999]

​@@ravenshrike A lot of Americans in WW2 what's taking the gun to America because it's a good hand gun.

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

The Glock 19

[@godhelpme5547]

I'm not even joking when I say my uncle stopped being racist towards blacks after eating at KFC with a black guy like 10 years ago. This video resonates with me personally.

[@wilkinscoffee4228]

Exposure therapy is the best treatment for bigotry

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Should've taken him to the combination KFC Taco Bell so he could stop being racist towards black and hispanic people i'm kidding no hispanic person would be caught dead in a taco bell

[@isauldron4337]

Huh that's neat

[@KarpetBurn]

"Wow... can't believe I've been making fun of you guys for eating this stuff the entire time, I've been missing out!" - Your Uncle probably

[@ironmaster6496]

honestly that's really cool, sometimes the most mundane and simple experiences give the best results

[@dankmemes4744]

“Violence is never the answer, its a question. And the answer is yes”

[@d1mensi0n70]

At this point, Solid JJ should get sponsored by this particular combo KFC+Tacobell

[@ninjalectualx]

Conservatives will believe one store can be KFC and Taco Bell but not that Kamala can be both Indian and Black

[@Zordyn]

@@ninjalectualx ...

[@ThermalVoid]

At this point the KFC/Tacobell fusion should really exist in real life.

[@veemon9009]

@@ninjalectualx ummmm... ookaayyy..?

[@NobleNomad]

And confortable white people regardless of side will pretend that Kamala can't be serving White colonial interest still, just because she is a "POC", despite her history of locking up so many black folks and creaming over Joe Biden's crime bill.

[@kassmalz2069]

1:27 its a question and the answer is yes

[@coltontheabsoluteweirdo2116]

Most American thing one can say

[@cyberinsecuregaming2890]

I love how they're at a combination KFC and Taco Bell a decade before either restaurant would be founded.

[@diannejohn5346]

it's a solid jj video.

[@Gojiboyo]

“Vould zhu like a zhip of mine Baja blast?”

[@rxzero00]

"Sorry not a big fan myself"

[@hanswurst5109]

Red Skull would later go on and work alongside his former colleagues at NASA

[@davidwuhrer6704]

You mean the NSA? IDK, it seems the CIA would be more appropriate. It was founded as an umbrella organisation for Abteilung Fremde Heere Ost (renamed Operation Gehlen, now the BND) which was a Nazi military intelligence op spying on the USSR, Operation Werwolf (also known as "stay behind", a last ditch Nazi guerilla plan), and Unit 731. Except, like Werner von Braun, Red Skull never actually shared the Nazi ideology, he was more a generic bad guy who gladly cooperated with a government who enabled things like IG Farben and Dr Mengele. Werner von Braun, who only joined the SS to get a government subsidy (and was kicked out of the German rocket society for working with the military), later worked for NASA, where he got in trouble for treating women and negroes as if they were people. And even for that he needed Walt Disney (who was a dear pen pal of Hitler) to vouch for him. What's interesting about von Braun's working with the military is that he never expected his rockets to be weaponised. Originally he was one of the engineering projects Hitler showed off to the world to show how much Germany could give to the world if only it was allowed to. Later he was arrested by the GeStaPo for wasting the resources needed for war, and was only allowed to live because one of his friends convinced the police that his rockets had military applications. There's a lot more that went wrong with that. Suffice to say that von Braun said that "the rocket worked perfectly, it just landed on the wrong planet." Conversely, Korolev, after his two years in a GuLag prison for having had middle class parents, got his government funding by convincing GosPlan from the start that his rockets were weapons, but secretly designing them for dual use as instruments of scientific exploration. (Korolev was the Ukrainian engineer whom the USA long believed to be a German scientist they had missed during Operation Overcast.)

[@TheFlutecart]

Those were the good old days of American pride. A Timeline of sorts.. Atomic Weapons, refrigeration and ice cubes made at home, Rock and Roll, an Arms Race, Hard Rock, a Space Race, Air Conditioning at home , Metal. - this must be the "Great Again" moment. That's a thirty year span. We still have all that it just costs a lot more.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@TheFlutecart Is that a Billy Joel song I hear in the background?

[@happymartin6778]

0:34 MEIN GOTT HELP ME I'M MEELTING!

[@thetornadocrusader968]

Don't say the Lords name in vain... plz...

[@CaptainF123]

Alternate title: "Captain America utilises 1% of the Raw American Spirit"

[@drinkmorecareless]

This is what being on Twitter for 5 minutes feels like.

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

"Everyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi" -Schmidt would have it so easy to recruit people these days

[@jovianmelendez]

Legitimately saw someone try to say "theres nothing wrong with being a Nazi its just a different point of view" and a whole reply section war with too many people agreeing with him lmao cannot make this shit up

[@PhilosophiceRetardari]

Thing is if you don't think anyone should be a fascist then the same should apply to communists. But that doesn't happen, so people try to go the other way around.

[@dehistoriapisciumfish7639]

They are in this comment section too

[@randomarcgunner4543]

@@PhilosophiceRetardari That's because communism isn't based on the idea of killing people just because they were born, it is literally "we should make a society in which the economy isn't controlled by a few rich businessmen"

[@Indigo_1001]

@@PhilosophiceRetardari “Butwhatabout” fuck off with that. Nazi’s are an actual threat in our society, passing laws that are actually harmful to people.

[@Indigo_1001]

@@randomarcgunner4543 Nah, to these morons both are “just as bad”.

[@rhinol-only8654]

"Fuck off alright open wide" is an incredable line

[@captaincritter6173]

Joker: “So you also like the Mountain Dew Baja Blast too, so do I. What’s your favorite flavor?” Red Skull: ”Wait, this tasty beverage comes in a variety of flavors?!?! Show me NOW clown!”

[@Death2all546]

It comes in different flavors? I thought Baja Blast itself was already a different flavor of Mountain Dew.

[@captaincritter6173]

⁠@@Death2all546 yes that is true but apparently there are other flavors of the “Baja”. 2 in fact (that were released this year) which is the Baja Laguna Lemonade and Point Break Punch. (And honestly, I didn’t even know these two flavors existed until today. I just looked it up for the joke 😂)

[@BeyondDaX]

@@captaincritter6173 Nah there is at least 11 according to the Mountain Dew Wiki unless you count the 'hard' varieties out there

[@captaincritter6173]

@@BeyondDaX Can’t believe a MD wiki exist!!!! (Just checked for myself) Wow there is wiki for (almost) everything, huh 😅.

[@BeyondDaX]

@@captaincritter6173 Yep

[@Palemagpie]

Man I can't believe you made cap the bad guy in the end. What kinda monster doesn't buzz with the blast?

[@ryan_1314]

This pretty much encapsulates any interaction I have on reddit

[@nitsuganrdgsmfehlibl7799]

Red skull's inner dialogue: -Is that an american? +HE HAS A GUN

[@missingwyatt7056]

'Ey, a Hellboy thing! cool!

[@DragonAero]

Captain America really did twist Red Skull's sample text with this one

[@Eric-h5b8u]

The fact that there are people who act JUST LIKE Red Skull in this video is mind numbing

[@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576]

They get away with it because there are people who actually just say everyone they disagree with a Nazi and they’re serious and they think that the fact that there are lots of people who disagree with them, means that that actual Nazi party is on the rise.

[@quinsutton7097]

@@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, there's one of them.

[@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576]

@@quinsutton7097 Point proven. never takes long. did you just put a comma after typed laughter?

[@youre1671]

meanwhile the majority of twitter when someone disagrees with them 0:36

[@momiji_number1daughterwife]

on both sides

[@freakishuproar1168]

_"What is there to debate? You're a Nazi."_ This -lime- goes so hard. EDIT: Line. I meant line. Goddamn it.

[@ThePsych123]

Lol had the same feeling as "I hear you, counterpoint, you're a terrorist"

[@CyanRooper]

That is one hard lime 🍋‍🟩

[@postmodernmining]

​@@CyanRooperI've soured on it.

[@TydePod16]

Life gave this guy limes instead of lemons

[@madjackgamingandfitness498]

it's all you need to really say to one. If you've ever had a run in one or found out your friend is one and it comes up. You will realize it's a lost cause. They will take what they believe to the grave. All because they feel victimized for some part of history they were never a part of and have no understanding of.

[@gamebawesome]

1:38 does anyone find it weirdly satisfying how Cap says “Mash Potatoes and a Biscuit”

[@Vivigreeny25]

Captain America being called woke is so much funnier than people making jokes about him being racist just because it was more normalized at the time.

[@icarussbungeecord7779]

when cap said violence isn’t always the answer I thought they were going to show up at the nuremburg trials lol

[@ponti5882]

Nazism was the popular opinion in Germany 1939 so for Red Skull to be “for the popular opinion” it really represents no change. There isn’t thing virtuous about being popular, especially when that popularity is evil. Right is right even if nobody believes in it, and wrong is wrong even if the whole world thinks it’s good.

[@benjaminbaker3446]

It was pretty popular before 1939 too.

[@kingofcards9]

Amen.

[@12DAMDO]

truth! one common misconception about dictatorship is that everyone seems to forget that the nazi party won through democracy..

[@Gum_Cuzzler]

I don’t think Nazism ever had the support of the majority of the population based on any information we have that wasn’t heavily influenced by the regime itself. Hitler took power with the support of only about a third of the country. A lot of the country were enablers, but the number of people who actively supported the party is a lot smaller.

[@dehistoriapisciumfish7639]

Nazis didn’t have the majority. They just killed or silenced everyone who didn’t agree into fear. They had about the same number as the MAGA Trump cult (Trump didn’t win the popular vote either)

[@eti313]

Missing the part where the Red Skull tells Cap "You're the real Nazi!"

[@sweetnerontea]

Solid JJ, this is the last video I get to watch of yours before I leave for boot camp, and judging by video it seems fitting.

[@Solidjj]

@@sweetnerontea good luck champ

[@SlyJMan]

I always love hearing people be so confused of how Captain America could just kill people so casually in media because they’re so used to heroes with “No kill” rules. It’s the best to just remind them “Cap was a soldier in World War 2, of course he has no qualms about killing people!”

[@Gabe600]

People haven't been used to heroes having no kill rules for decades by now, all most every hero was killed at least once in a movie before, in MCU they kill people all the time like literally they even once mentioned that Spider-Man was the only MCU hero who haven't killed anyone

[@BlazingOwnager]

@@Gabe600 Daredevil constantly tries to have a no kill rule and it constantly bites him. Cap in the MCU absolutely wasted bad guys in his first two movies.

[@moisesinfantes2797]

@@Gabe600daredevil didn’t kill anyone. Batman in the trilogy didn’t kill anyone.

[@bluetaffy2785]

Steve Rogers lived in a time where you'd go to school one day and suddenly half your class wasn't there because a virus was going around and you'd never see any of them again. He wouldn't be squeamish about death.

[@rminkof]

In a war, anyway. Also helps that he is not himself bulletproof.

[@username5155]

As much as I love the endless creativity of custom art, nothing beats the unmatched brilliance of making entire skits about random funny comic panels you found.

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

I love how that guy in the background didn't even help Cap, he's just here to watch things unfold

[@Ididitlikethis2079]

My problem isn’t the fact that Captain America is using a gun, but the the fact that he’s using a German Luger. A weapon commonly associated with the Nazis.

[@rickswordfire4774]

Anything other than a 1911 is unacceptable

[@Ididitlikethis2079]

@@rickswordfire4774 Correct. He should be using a 1911 instead.

[@Appletank8]

Maybe he ran out of ammo and had to scavenge from whatever weapons were on the ground.

[@ДмитроДорофеєв]

Maybe the cosmic cube just changed him the same way it did in the comics

[@warlordofbritannia]

“Got it off a Krawt officer I stabbed in the balls. Summer of ‘45, best of my life…”

[@asafupps]

“Oh, you’ll twist my sample text!” -Red Skull, 2024

[@miihto]

Colonel America and Captain Sanders.

[@FloatingOer]

I'm surprised that Red Skull didn't call Captain America out for judging him based on his skull shape and skin color... Cap have some issues to resolve

[@GahlranCosplay]

"So you're just going to shoot me?" "Well yes. What part of Captain AMERICA don't you understand?"

[@WilliamAbel-x7j]

Moral of the story: Combination KFC Taco Bells are the secret to world peace.

[@TupocalypseShakur]

Reminds me of the time Marvel tried to say Cap has never killed before, which all the writers ignored

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

I think people often forget the "soldier" part of super soldier. Soldier, as in person equipped with a lethal weapon to fight a war

[@jonsku6662]

Ideology: *Exists* Quality food: "Take this you fucking casual"

[@ropibo]

Quality food ?

[@jonsku6662]

@@ropibo Well compared to what you could get under communism (that facism is a close relative to believe it or not) You know?

[@ropibo]

@@jonsku6662 What are you talking about ? Red skull is not communist. And KFC is not quality food. And what do you think you can't get under communism ? Maybe i didn't understand your irony, sorry.

[@jonsku6662]

@@ropibo 1. Red Skull is a fascist and I literally just mentioned that it's an ideology related to communism 2. Don't know or don't care about the quality of KFC's food, it's still better than what food you can get under communism 3. Food, I mean it's what the "F" in "Communism" stands for

[@MontyTheBuoyant]

@@jonsku6662 - Taco Bell is ass - Fast food can exist under communism and fascism - Communism and fascism are not 'closely related'

[@thebighurt2495]

I like to believe Cap hadn't shot him immediately was because he was genuinely hoping to capture Skull so he could face Justice in a Court of Law and be judged for his crimes in a public court. Capping him was a last resort once he realized that wasn't a practical option.

[@cjm9816]

I’ve had this internet conversation so many times

[@lawesomesauce6247]

I hate when someone twists my sample text against me

[@Bristowned]

Saying “open wide” while cocking a gun is pretty cold, ngl

[@Byakkoya11037]

I really do appreciate the accuracy in Red Skull's constant Goal-Post Shifting, Guilt-Tripping and "UR BRAINWASHED" talk. This isn't even behavior exclusive to rightoids either, it's just what happens when you argue with stupid people in general.

[@FilthyTea]

Feel like a lot of people forget that last sentence, it’s a pretty important thing to remember.

[@rasengdori13]

There are, unfortunately, many people out there who are literally too stupid to realize they’ve turned into fascists, and will try REALLY hard to convince you that they’re not with bad faith arguments and strawmanning.

[@bluetaffy2785]

There's a Sartre quote from the 40s about how nazi sympathizers of his time argued because it's a universal trait for them: “Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”

[@Darth_Insidious]

It's what happens when you confront people who think that a debate is just whoever can sling the most buzzwords for sure.

[@bababooey6034]

Left wingers do it a lot too. And before you call me a closeted right winger or closeted nazi, I don't consider myself to be ina specific "label" with politics, I'm a man with his own beliefs. If some of them happen to be more left or right leaning then so be it. But anyways, both sides do it. If you call out a right winger for their hypocrisy with supporting a convicted felon, they claim that it isn't a bad thing. You call out a left winger for their hypocrisy of calling others pedos when the Ashley Biden diary exists, they'll claim its a conspiracy theory even though its a family member's confessions. Its not a thing that ONLY right wing people do, nor only left. But people from a specific side never want to look internally and realize that their group is just as flawed and hypocritical.

[@yamiali1783]

Cap calls Red Skull a Nazi while assuming his evilness by the colour of his skull 😂

[@rickyluman3915]

He is literally Nazi in the comics. If I remember correctly, he's so into Nazism, Hitler thinks he took it to far

[@thatoneguy9976]

1:07 caught me off guard

[@MrLucky-13]

I think it’s funny that in the comics when Joker found out Red skull was a Natzi he was *Immediately* Disgusted Like if a guy as evil as joker doesn’t like you , your just too fuckin evil

[@Jason-pb3zk]

Joker: "I may be a criminal lunatic, but I'm an AMERICAN criminal lunatic! Keep back boys, this creep is mine." 🤣

[@Pihsrosnec]

I always found that joke dumb cause the justification was that he was an "American" psychopath. But like, would joker actually consider nationality as important? he doesn't seem like the type to salute a flag when he's actively committing terrorism against his own country. he'd probably care more about nazis being stuck up and having too many rules or something

[@MrLucky-13]

@@Pihsrosnec you raise a good point my sir

[@AVeryRandomDot]

I mean maybe if he was green skull he could be a bit more chill.

[@TydePod16]

There was a guy in the comics called the Green Skull that fought for the natural stability of his local ecosystems or something

[@vit968]

Yeah with all the weed in his blood. Wait what about Hulk?

[@CyanRooper]

​@@TydePod16 So a less sexy version of Poison Ivy from DC Comics?

[@FOR-THE-EMPEROR736]

​@@CyanRooperless sexy? Bullshit, he's EVEN MORE SEXY

[@TydePod16]

​@@CyanRooperI'd argue against that

[@YouOpaOpa]

"Fuck off, alright, open wide" *points gun*

[@lightmanticore7263]

Red skull was in America for like 30 seconds and also got himself a gun, that’s awesome (Also solid JJ you’re invincible)

[@maxwellbeckconrad7606]

Cap at the end “you’re not gonna debate me!?” Had me dead nice work JJ

[@TreeTreck]

Sample text -red skull

[@dragonslibrary9207]

I can't believe he'd say that

[@TydePod16]

I have been inspired by this quote to hit the gym, grow 3 feet, start a garden, start a family, run for president, and join the UFC

[@joseph8298]

Brilliant

[@joseph8298]

@@TydePod16Nike is short for Nicheal

[@Deadsphere]

Reminder that in the Phineas & Ferb Marvel crossover, Doof tried to work and be friends with Red Skull, meaning Heinz Doofensmirtz willingly and likely knowlingly colluded with a Nazi.

[@7isAnOddNumber]

What was Doofenshmirtz’ grandfather doing between 1939-1945

[@Boskus-d2s]

The combination of taco bell and kfc has returned. 1:32

[@Skeletal-Dude]

True but this is the alternative universe version though

[@WevvMang]

Well done JJ, a true snapshot of culture wars of the moment.

[@trip9845]

yes a excellent straw man

[@LineOfThy]

@@trip9845 Do you like, not see the irony at all?

[@xenocross6597]

@@trip9845I found another one who’s doing the thing! And not even in a slightly more subtle manner!

[@marklawoi7981]

It's the internet you are bound to find one like them​@@xenocross6597

[@theradmadlad7681]

Cap: "Your head is a red skull, you immediately look bad!" Red Skull: "Ah yes, falling for the ad hominem fallacy because you know you can't debate me!"

[@v0lny886]

1:12 Take a shot every time he says "alright"

[@GLUBSCHI]

This is really funny cause i saw a tweet about some rant by an anime youtube who had a black sun in their profile picture and there were like 50 people in the reply unironically doing the "everyone i disagree with is a nazi" defense, no they literally are a nazi

[@Spaghettaboutit]

This feels like something from Birdman Attorney at Law. This is fantastic!

[@Tk3997]

Red Skull: "So just shooting me dead in cold blood is justified just because I'm a nazi?" Cap: "In every conceivable way."

[@happymartin6778]

Darker alternative ending: After being exasperated with Red Skulls "wahh wahh you caught the Nazi, please don't kill me" diatribe, Cap just meets with the Reds and quietly gives Skull to them while acting like he was never able to find the guy and probably died in a bombing run on Berlin; while Skull, an avowed Nazi, understandably freaks the fuck out at the prospect of being handed over to something far far worse for him than anything Cap could think of.

[@sasho_b.]

When reminded of what happened to the SS and wermacht officers we caught, how we didnt let those bsartds slide away into Argentina or NASA, that inner slav in me shines with pride. Plus, uranium doesnt mine itself, thats a job for Aryans. (And they dont get retirement benefits either)

[@johanandhira5429]

Ah yes, Red Skull's underrated ability: gaslighting

[@Doddleproductions]

MEANWHILE, the combination KFC and taco bell survived reality erasure!

[@blacklight683]

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