If a mean comment dissuades you from becoming a fighter pilot as you walk towards your F16. You are not Fighter pilot material. The enemy wont be as kind.
@MrLittlelawyer5 жыл бұрын
Captain Marvel imitates the attitude of female AF members, but not the guts. They don't usually get all crybaby and "overcome the patriarchy" over comments by some men trying to put them down in my experience.
@Herbinkle5 жыл бұрын
@Boogieman But it's illogical for a pilot to act like that.
@Chud_Bud_Supreme5 жыл бұрын
@Boogieman Moral nonsense _is_ what this movie is. "Wahmen can do anything cuz girl powah!"
@user-uy1rg8td1v5 жыл бұрын
They say that only by flying experimental airplanes were they as female pilots were allowed to fly. But real test pilots have thousands of hours of flight experience across a wide range of aircraft.
@teddrewflack4005 жыл бұрын
Boogieman obviously you never played counter strike . Getting stabbed by your teammates is mandatory.
@akumaten5 жыл бұрын
When a million dollar corporation has to bribe theaters, maybe your movie ain't so good
@RenegadeChain5 жыл бұрын
they know. they don't care.
@Communitychannel20015 жыл бұрын
are they though....?
@pheunithpsychic-watertype98815 жыл бұрын
Not only that but they've had a good ten year track record yet couldn't even muster any confidence to just ignore some people who critiscized the trailers, instead they just had to go and create a whole culture war out of their own insecurities. Heck wonder woman wasnt without critiscism or skeptiscism before it came out due to the dceu track record prior to it and the casting but all they did was go on with it and let the movie speak for itself so what's Disney/Marvel's excuse?
@Xtoff5 жыл бұрын
And parade the corpse of Stan Lee to push it
@infinitesimotel5 жыл бұрын
They want people to be exposed to the propaganda and soak up their agenda bullshit.
@NrgBuster5 жыл бұрын
"What other numbers could they be lying about?" ROTTEN TOMATOES WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
@AP3X_W01F5 жыл бұрын
I think that was supposed to be something about the holocaust.
@sombreropug68605 жыл бұрын
@@AP3X_W01F or anything really, like DESPITE
@Green-tf8uw5 жыл бұрын
@@AP3X_W01F I thought the same thing
@sombreropug68605 жыл бұрын
@Vic Viquor i would rather have a combo, but thank you, i needed at least some internet validation today.
@erravi5 жыл бұрын
shit someone already said the joke i was gonna say
@DrShaym5 жыл бұрын
The explanation I heard for why Nick Fury didn't call Captain Marvel during the events of the first Avengers movie is that Captain Marvel was busy saving other planets. This explanation kind of falls apart when you realize the aliens who attacked New York were after the Tesseract, which housed one of the Infinity Stones, a device which could be used to destroy the universe if it were to fall into the wrong hands (which is exactly what happens when Thanos gets it). Even if Fury didn't know that's what the Tesseract was, he should have realized how dangerous it was when it was used to open a portal to allow an alien army to invade. That seems like the sort of thing Captain Marvel should be concerned about if she's only concerned with "big" problems since, you know, a device which makes it possible to invade planets instantly over light years can be a big threat to the universe at large.
@guythat7795 жыл бұрын
Also nvm the fact that thanks became the strongest in the world and was coming after the other stones in infinity war which were on earth or relevant to earth
@cleanerben96365 жыл бұрын
Don't question Dr. Just turn your brain off!
@ElectromagNick5 жыл бұрын
Hmm. It's almost like they made a shitty movie without regards to how it fucks with the timeline or the continuity of the rest of the MCU. HMMMMMMMM I WONDER?!?! Seriously, what the actual fuck. It contradicts so much that was already established that I'm entirely convinced it takes place in a less interesting parallel universe
@LordTyph5 жыл бұрын
I would have had Captain Marvel ending with the Kree and Skrulls being in supervised peace talks (with Carol overseeing things with a redeemed team to try and make sure that everything goes alright and neither side try to slit each other's throats). It'd be the perfect way to excuse why she's not able to come over and help save the day, despite the peril (simply hving her be unable to be contacted due to tensions heating up between the two races and leaving meaning risking multiple worlds being at risk of being caught in the middle even if she does get contacted), and also give Fury a reason to make the Avengers as well, since they can't rely on her being there to save the day. Hell, HAVE THE SKRULLS BE VILLAINS INSTEAD OF USING AN AWESOME RACE OF VILLAINOUS SHAPESHIFTING ALIENS TO GO 'ORANGE MAN BAD'. It was the perfect opportunity to have Fury lose his eye and have it mean something. It doesn't mean EVERY Skrull has to be evil, of course, but the idea that you can be betrayed by people you think on your side for some reason (in this case, it could easilly just be 'saving my own' or '**** those guys') would be perfect for giving someone the idea that people can't be trusted easily. You can still have your 'Skrull REfugees', it just means they have scruples and aren't entirely innocent. Why would they want to trust a bunch of people who might sacrifice them to save themselves? They'd have everything to lose by doing what they say. There's potential for a good story but it's burred under stupid. So much stupid. They should have cut the politics out.
@bepisbann9825 жыл бұрын
I mean the aliens got to earth fast so it’s possible she wouldn’t have got to earth in time to save them so nick didn’t bother
@LordShardok5 жыл бұрын
"Imagine what other numbers they could be lying about." Almost had me thinking you were gonna go the whole video without doing it. GG m8.
@Makumbator5 жыл бұрын
Can't like this, it has 88 thumbs up
@SpazzMatticusTheGreat5 жыл бұрын
No Step On Snek hmmmmmmmm
@Makumbator5 жыл бұрын
@@Wolf_Larsen I did now, someone broke it
@owen-cu6gr5 жыл бұрын
Come on, E;R: *This is why we can't have nice things!*
@infinitesimotel5 жыл бұрын
@@Makumbator You subverted the nation! ;-)
@cactophone45525 жыл бұрын
When your movie is so bland it wakes up E;r from sleep
@Wubster6495 жыл бұрын
When your movie is so mediocre, it wakes up a nazi from it's hibernation.
@jakespacepiratee37405 жыл бұрын
@@dreadpirateroberts4764 The Jews did nothing wrong.
@dreadpirateroberts47645 жыл бұрын
@@jakespacepiratee3740 ik
@amicableenmity98205 жыл бұрын
@Henry the MLG tryhard I think it's a joke dude.
@zurri65135 жыл бұрын
@@amicableenmity9820 He's calling himself tryhard, I think we're seeing some 4D shitposting
@absalomvane77765 жыл бұрын
So, wait - she doesn't realize her blood is red because she's impervious to harm. Does she not menstruate?
@neuxell5 жыл бұрын
wOw wHat a SexIst quEsTioN mEn caN MenStruAte Too aNd yOu DidNt AsK abOut TheM
@MaxLoafin5 жыл бұрын
Well..... Captain Marvel was a dude before......
@equidistanthoneyjoy76004 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why she's a spinster, she's infertile and thus doesn't menstrate.
@Cemtexify4 жыл бұрын
technically menstruation isn't blood, it does contain it but it is the lining of the uterine wall
@noobishtitan97144 жыл бұрын
@@Cemtexify technically nobody asked
@dandynoble28755 жыл бұрын
Captain Marvel is bad because the real Captain Marvel had to change his name to Shazam despite being 28 years older.
@emeraldninja33655 жыл бұрын
That was the Dc captain marvel, not the origonal marvel, captain marvel.
@Abdega5 жыл бұрын
@Emeraldninja 33 Fawcett Comics’ Captain Marvel was first, But was forced to slow down publications after lawsuits by DC comics for similarities to Superman Then DC bought Fawcett Comics Then DC had to slow down publications of their Captain Marvel because of Marvel Comics’ Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell), Because it was harder to defend their copyright to Captain Marvel because it was slowed down in publication from their earlier lawsuits of the Fawcett Comics before they bought it… It’s *VERY* confusing…
In before E;R is blamed for the New Zealand thing.
@Axelovskji5 жыл бұрын
When the terrorist said "subscribe to pewdiepie" during the livestream FeelsGoodMan
@user-hu6pk3zs3i5 жыл бұрын
@@Axelovskji the superior scene in that masterpiece of cinema was when he helped the distressed woman on the street
@towelierg-400smarttowel95 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp_Qg4yIh6mVq9k
@turtleanton65395 жыл бұрын
Toolate
@towelierg-400smarttowel95 жыл бұрын
0000000000000 00000000000 Wasn’t an endorsement of the video. Merely pointing out that they beat Butt Hz to the point.
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler5 жыл бұрын
How can she be Captain Marvel? She clearly lacks the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Heracles, the stamina of Atlas, the might of Zeus, the courage of Achilles, and the speed of Mercury.
@dragonknightleader15 жыл бұрын
And the beauty of Aphrodite too.
@Herbinkle5 жыл бұрын
@Boogieman No she doesn't
@eryiusnefarious5 жыл бұрын
And the power of "!" No I'm not making that up
@zacnieprawisz91715 жыл бұрын
Vosloff That's weird that all characters are Greek/Roman gods and heroes but one Solomon is from Tora/Bible. Solomon should be switched with Greek Minevra/ Roman Athena.
@doubletake34115 жыл бұрын
@Boogieman Your boots, bootlicker
@UberPanzerhund5 жыл бұрын
QUICK! Archive it before the gems gobble it up
@thecartooncynic5 жыл бұрын
YES SIR!
@Phelan6665 жыл бұрын
*grabble it up
@mr.cuddlesworth31445 жыл бұрын
Do not let the jews touch this vid!
@juniorjr.5 жыл бұрын
Unless he already backed it up on bitchute, get on that shit pronto!
@Lajos_Kelemen5 жыл бұрын
Shit! You're right!
@pellabandgeek4 жыл бұрын
"imagine what other numbers they could by lying about" That aged well
@sithsaiyan45293 жыл бұрын
Aged even better now.
@lemin_883 жыл бұрын
Certain historical event
@jeromehall72752 жыл бұрын
What a gem...
@insensitive9192 жыл бұрын
The new blinds looked great, I thought.
@kalashniben90052 жыл бұрын
oy vey
@alexherrick92565 жыл бұрын
“Is that like a personal attack or something?” “Uh huh uh huh uh huh!”
@STOCKHOLM075 жыл бұрын
I can see Mike's head shaking.
@westerling84364 жыл бұрын
I'd tap that flat ass, hate fucking
@zeref151x35 жыл бұрын
“I’m black” Top ten anime plot twists
@Hawbitten5 жыл бұрын
Is he black or is it just a joke about his silhouette Avatar?
@capyblanka38285 жыл бұрын
Have you not been watching his videos? He's always been black when he's on screen.
@Lunk425 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize his avatar is actually a yellow guy.
@zeref151x35 жыл бұрын
The fact that this is my most liked comment
@firelinkshrine42345 жыл бұрын
Hawbitten he made a subtle joke in his Star Wars review that also hinted at him being black
@louiefillet69325 жыл бұрын
How to choose a movie in 1995: Open the newspaper How to choose a movie in 2019: Avoid ALL that "Woke" twitter promotes
@xtrevoreonx5 жыл бұрын
I like Korean cinema a lot these days
@mauriceanderson54135 жыл бұрын
Yo hear me out If there are blacks in the movie playin a big role Dump that movie Like really man, all the good movies are without us
@Dragonage2ftw5 жыл бұрын
Cringey.
@laststrike44114 жыл бұрын
Into the Spiderverse was great.
@FirstLast-wu1gl4 жыл бұрын
IntergalacticNobody There is nothing morally or ethically wrong with being a Nazi.
@MansMan420695 жыл бұрын
E;R: "Don't shoot, I'm black." Trunks: "Don't shoot. This man isn't black."
@nicholasleclerc15835 жыл бұрын
@Sylas Grayson Subarashi ! You ningen have good taste
@gwell66v2AnimeReviews4 жыл бұрын
Took me a minute to remember DBZ's accidental hilarious progressive commentary....no.,..wait...the directors and VO had to sit there doing that line, they knew
@firstnamelastname15154 жыл бұрын
@@jackienation12 I don't know but if he's really black why some people call him racist for the way he talks about black people or something ?
@maxalaintwo35784 жыл бұрын
".............. What?"
@blazeofglory40534 жыл бұрын
Oh god, that "Hold your fire! This man isn't black!" line... They went through with it, too. I'm surprised that they were allowed to, lmao
@6ixlxrd5 жыл бұрын
E;R: "Except they have blue blood." Hank: "Aw, Jesus!" I'm dead 😭.
@ashertbm5 жыл бұрын
Just... don’t put anymore evidence in your mouth you hear?
@happywithdrawal5 жыл бұрын
@@ashertbm "got it"
@raialasio15745 жыл бұрын
@Hugh James-Berry Detroit become connor
@RandomCoffee1015 жыл бұрын
Hugh James-Berry 28 stab wounds
@saintroddy5 жыл бұрын
*28 sTaB wOuNdS*
@Ceronia5 жыл бұрын
Thx that Sweden guy who shout out this channel for me. This is pure gold...Edge gold.
@turtleanton65395 жыл бұрын
Im Swedish too
@tomtheconqerur5 жыл бұрын
@@turtleanton6539 I feel sorry for your condition.
@denkerbosu35515 жыл бұрын
@@turtleanton6539 your people killed Europe's Internet with article 13. I hope you are proud.
@-king-12305 жыл бұрын
Nobody: JK Rowling: Captain Marvel is actually adopted by black parents so therefore she's back
@sammydray59195 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is I can TOTALLY see this happening........
@TheBlueboyRuhan5 жыл бұрын
She's black y'all. And she's back y'all. And she's blacker than black snd she's black y'all
@PoloRossi5 жыл бұрын
Never fix the typo, it just makes it that much more perfect.
@colonelburton84515 жыл бұрын
Everybody: Media: Why's there no gay character in Harry Potter? JK Rowling: Dumbledore is gay!
@some_shitposting_idiot30235 жыл бұрын
@@colonelburton8451 who doesn't love forced diversity in a series where no one was established to be diverse in the first place
@cwheels015 жыл бұрын
*"GAAAAAH, WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?"* "Uh...it's me...Captain Marv-" *"F L A T and B O R I N G. I HAVE SPOKEN."*
@Squishito5 жыл бұрын
Literally what happened. God save anyone that draws the ire of the Nazi demon lord E semicolon R.
@SamuelBlane5 жыл бұрын
flat
@Itsprincesweets5 жыл бұрын
@@Squishito what?
@Shubdooba5 жыл бұрын
T4piok4 he was joking man
@Sesshomaru15 жыл бұрын
"...Imagine, what other numbers could they be lying about?" Lol, I see what you did there. This is great as always
@cheerioz57365 жыл бұрын
I think that final line went over my head what did he mean by that?
@kuradamax5 жыл бұрын
Cheerioz six million
@datdamnmegabusta56045 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say, I always thought you were better than Inuyasha.
@scutumfidelis14365 жыл бұрын
Isn't the very name the "Holocaust" offensive to Christians?
@shadetraveleroftheunknown49495 жыл бұрын
@@cheerioz5736 he ment that 50k reviews that were deleted in rotten tomatos was done by Marble and Disney, Here's a brief description so far.... Rotten tomatos is own by fandango, and the CEO was a employee from Disney. Having worked for a long time in the job 'Disney' may or may not have put him in the trippity top, Hence the reason for the sudden deleted of 50K. You also cannot delete you account from rotten tomatos and, the 'reviews' are in such a mess that you should not trust the website anymore. Another 'conspiracy' is that Disney was buying advanced tickets from online. The evidence was that multiple people(also many cinema managers) was saying that almost all advanced tickets users did not show up. Sorry for the info bomb but if you did not like the movie you a (insert offensive comment from a soy boy/feminist) the thank you for your time and you may copy this comment. May twitter account is called 'look around up and down' is am new to twitter so I may be slow. Do some self reflecti, always helps in such time. EDIT: sorry but I got it wrong sorry for being lazi to actually check but thanks people below me for not being mean.
@maulcs5 жыл бұрын
Brie Larson's acting in CM basically equates to just raising her eyebrow and squinting to look cocky.
@tiaaaron32785 жыл бұрын
Annette Bening's acting was probably the most confusing. What the hell was she doing?
@mathisanidioticsport69695 жыл бұрын
The saddest part is that she worked really hard just to be able to do that
@thesquirtof87595 жыл бұрын
You know you've done something wrong when Reeves acts more emotional than you.
@imaroadcone62075 жыл бұрын
Less emotions than rey.
@NexusKin5 жыл бұрын
Robert Downey Jr. did it a million times better starting in 2008!
@Party_Almsivi5 жыл бұрын
>That final line I expected nothing less. Well done.
@TheHalogen1315 жыл бұрын
I'm not too familiar with E;R's career. What numbers is he talking about? Subscriber count?
@TheHalogen1315 жыл бұрын
@reu tardio Yeah, I should have seen it coming. Thanks a lot to both of you.
@aseheavyindustries7985 жыл бұрын
this man is straight up flaunting his ripped Chinese copies of the movies
@dairoleon26824 жыл бұрын
I don't know. I think "kadar" is an Arabic word. They might be Haji copies.
@ZahrDalsk3 жыл бұрын
@@dairoleon2682 Bruh you can literally see the Chinese subtitles on his Alita footage.
@VitaliyMilonov3 жыл бұрын
So American.
@jirden3 жыл бұрын
I don’t pay to see big studio movies either - just the indie movies.
@nanyabizness5643 жыл бұрын
@@VitaliyMilonov ironically, isn't it more russian than american, tovaristch deputat?
@EvilPumpkin5 жыл бұрын
E;R is here, the Elder Scrolls warned of his return.
@paleface1715 жыл бұрын
But not about articles 11 and 13.
@dddmemaybe5 жыл бұрын
I thought his name stands for Extended Rape (of specifically chosen video media titles). He stalks his prey, sets up traps. His is our Extended Raper (
@EvilPumpkin5 жыл бұрын
@Ney Portal STOP!
@TheVeryAngryShrimp5 жыл бұрын
@@paleface171 Why doesn't this have more likes
@samgreenblatt70745 жыл бұрын
EldE;R Scrolls
@vanhoutastic5 жыл бұрын
E;R the type of guy to put a triple parenthesis filter so faint it's unnoticeable over his whole video
@RoboPutinPresidentinCE5 жыл бұрын
Where though? Dindn't see non of dat j00 booty
@vanhoutastic5 жыл бұрын
@@RoboPutinPresidentinCE ? I'm just joking, I'm pretty sure there isn't a filter... But there could be
@RoboPutinPresidentinCE5 жыл бұрын
@@vanhoutastic :D
@Kenoi_5 жыл бұрын
Every time I look at captain marvel’s eyes i see nothing, just blank. Yet the movie tries its best to convince everyone that she’s emotionally unstable.... o k e y
@MouseGoat5 жыл бұрын
I mean you could easily convince me that the actress is emotionally unstable but have locked all her feelings up in a iron vult. but what do i know.
@ouchiegiverjr5 жыл бұрын
Nathan D That’s the actress is shit and can’t emote to save her life.
@icecube8155 жыл бұрын
@@ouchiegiverjr kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6GQe6VqpKp5jdE kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGXFiYBooqaAqcU kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWirgJmmiJ2ceq8 Sure dude, keep making up easily falsifiable bullshit.
@d-phoenix21985 жыл бұрын
I have to say that Captains marvel was so emotionless literally a marble statue has more feelings in its face than this woman. Wether she was saving the galaxy or learning about her pass her expression was like a metal hard and cold. Even if these was on purpose then the director didn't know wtf he was doing.
@joshuakim52405 жыл бұрын
I legit feel like captain marvel would have been a better movie if it was about an introvert having trouble expressing emotions learning to express emotions better. Because at least then half the dialogue would make any damn sense (all the characters talk about captain marvel being emotionally unstable...yet she's less expressive than the literal computer overlord program that mocks her for this).
@jujyforeman90695 жыл бұрын
Thankfully she has a relatively minor role in Endgame.
@valerial90815 жыл бұрын
The Natasha's peanut butter sandwich had more screen time than Capitain Plank, thanks God she wasn't in the entire movie, only at the end and Thanos beat her with the Patriarchy Stone, soooooooo yes.
@MrToddino5 жыл бұрын
Iggygang
@rocklobster4205 жыл бұрын
IGGY! GET OUT OF HERE! HE’s STILL ALIVE!
@blankblankson36555 жыл бұрын
Didn't help the movie much though. Would love to hear E;R talk about the time travel in endgame. But I think I know he'd hate it.
@connorpickens75234 жыл бұрын
They had to keep her out of the majority of the movie because apparently (I'm guessing) one of the writers realized she broke 100% of any storytelling conflict she was in. At least Dr. Manhattan could be influenced by his lover and his faith in humanity. Carol barely cares about Earth and showed zero reaction to Fury (the one person she had any emotional connection to) getting dusted. She's literally just /kill: the character.
@shoople5 жыл бұрын
"she's hot headed!!!! that's her flaw!!!!" meanwhile, her face the entire movie is :|
@absolutew33b5 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone said it! The people who has been trying to defend Captain Marvel kept saying this and I was confused because almost every faces she did were poker faces.
@kana226935 жыл бұрын
What do we call someone who has a poker face and random outbursts of violence? A psychopath.
@kakibackup2koujo6125 жыл бұрын
Edward Armstrong Ah finally someone who dosen’t confuse psychopath and sociopath. There is still hope.
@akerguido93995 жыл бұрын
[ : | ]
@TheSpiritsLease5 жыл бұрын
@@kakibackup2koujo612 It used to be switched around, dumbass. At this point, the roles of those two fucking words are entirely regional. They even use a new term now called "Antisocial Personality Disorder."
@mrcrazyattire7235 жыл бұрын
I need to watch this video before it's taken down for wrong think
@rorschachsjournal20845 жыл бұрын
Double-plus good!
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc96685 жыл бұрын
Captain Marvel is a 14 year old boy who gets struck by lightning and turns into a 30 year old bodybuilder
@SolEmeralds185 жыл бұрын
Featuring Zachary Levi
@danielroden94245 жыл бұрын
at least he has a training montage. that already makes it better than crapstain mables.
@TennoWolf5 жыл бұрын
Wrong captain marvel for this video. This one is a bad example for little girls to follow.
@vexion6375 жыл бұрын
When I heard of the Captain Marvel movie, I remembered the Justice Leauge CM. Then I seen not only the trailer with Queen Marvel, but the new Shazam movie to retcon the name. Fuck Hollywood.
@Yoshikage80085 жыл бұрын
Dude. Why the fuck did they take away his name? Carol isn't named Captain Marvel in the movie. No one even says the word "Marvel" once in the film. It was pointless to take away that name. Call him Shazam if you want but he will always be Captain Marvel to me.
@evenflow7145 жыл бұрын
*An invasive villain that can appear as anyone.*
@dreadpirateroberts47645 жыл бұрын
Oy vey
@lordofhostsappreciator30755 жыл бұрын
(((?)))
@saber28025 жыл бұрын
Could have been great for a doppelganger match between CM(s)
@maxalaintwo35784 жыл бұрын
AYO WAIT A MINU-
@jonathangarcia52794 жыл бұрын
Like The Thing or The Entity!
@WeekendWarrior15 жыл бұрын
Status: **E;RECT**
@arlaghdoth44345 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to find you here.
@ghostdigit15555 жыл бұрын
Ayy!
@blootfu5 жыл бұрын
E;Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@pescando5 жыл бұрын
I know you. :)
@johntaxpayer25235 жыл бұрын
yoooo i binged ur entire justice league videos
@thynderhead995 жыл бұрын
"Imagine, what other numbers they could be lying about" E;R NO
@mad4song015 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I missed the edgy joke. What was the meaning behind that punchline?
@mad4song015 жыл бұрын
@@cipsahoy9639 holy crap, I'm slow! How did I miss that joke?
@mr.cuddlesworth31445 жыл бұрын
@@mad4song01 What's the joke? That Disney basically bought the box office and committed fraud?
@vir0425 жыл бұрын
@@mr.cuddlesworth3144 something about 6 million dying in some war i think, he is probably talking about the winter war.. or else he would be a nazi right?
@jansettler48285 жыл бұрын
@@vir042 No, he'd be mentally retarded.
@hamedalshaqsy36895 жыл бұрын
You pirated the movies. Ah, a man of culture
@blacktunnel41095 жыл бұрын
Honestly, we should be advocating piracy. They input way too much money and output dogshit.
@Hewhowantstoknow5 жыл бұрын
If you're not watching a movie on opening weekend you might as well pirate it because studio execs only care about opening weekend, and let's face it certain movies/franchises are going to turn a profit by a huge margin either way so no reason to feel bad about it.
@parjai975 жыл бұрын
@Vic Viquor google for the torrent
@DumpsterFire20485 жыл бұрын
captain marvel made a billion dollars and you don't know anyone who watched it.
@TheTdw20005 жыл бұрын
Yarrrr, it be another matey of culture
@lukemichael20015 жыл бұрын
“What other numbers could they be lying about” That’s some George Orwell level shit.
@filmgob5 жыл бұрын
Captain Frumpy Soccer Mom: The New First Avenger
@hocadidilyocuttCAP5 жыл бұрын
gold
@hassanahmed6635 жыл бұрын
Film Gob my boy shekhar stop roasting cap marvel. 😂
@jakubgrzybek61815 жыл бұрын
Captain Retcon
@voivodadracula19365 жыл бұрын
I loved the part when Brie Larson went ":|"
@bobbygarcia18355 жыл бұрын
i laughed out loud to this, just wanted to let you know
@HunterMearo5 жыл бұрын
Like in Force Awakens, I loved it when Rey went :o
@omiorahman62835 жыл бұрын
lol
@JohnnyZenith5 жыл бұрын
Abysmal character, abysmal film.
@nerychristian5 жыл бұрын
I loved it when Brie Larson looked like she had a butt.
@Akalos15 жыл бұрын
E;R's cuts are so friggin good. He uses the best material for maximum laffs. Why do we live in a world where he can't monetize the hell out of this art?
@ralphanthonyespos94175 жыл бұрын
Because the eternally offended can nazi anything but __________
@doko30005 жыл бұрын
he can't monetize the video, but he can ask for crowd funding with Patreon or SubscribeStar
@ralphanthonyespos94175 жыл бұрын
@@doko3000 Patreon? Y'sure? LOL
@doko30005 жыл бұрын
@@ralphanthonyespos9417 what? he's already doing it on Patreon, check the video description.
@ralphanthonyespos94175 жыл бұрын
@@doko3000 Wow. I'm surprised he wasn't booted yet.
@theGentlemanCaller734 жыл бұрын
"what other numbers could they be lying about?" Savage.
@officermeowmeowfuzzyface44085 жыл бұрын
Movie critics are pushing politics. Black Panther had the same effect, high score from critics, *a poor score from actual humans,* amazing score from bots.
@TheJarritosman5 жыл бұрын
Pushing politics into media is just making dumb people feel like they're more intellectual than the people who do know politics.
@etheris41405 жыл бұрын
It was /that/ bad, because of the villain. Cpt. America 1 is a much better movie.
@buendiafilms45345 жыл бұрын
Black Panther was an average movie it super overrated tho. Only black people hype that movie as if it’s the best movie ever made
@arturhours5 жыл бұрын
Just like E;R is pushing politics too Except I agree with him so it’s ok when he does it /s
@tjs12125 жыл бұрын
I like wakanda not the actual movie
@cubicengineering47155 жыл бұрын
"Imagine what other numbers they could be lieing about" Me: ...7 infinity stones?
@Emanthebald5 жыл бұрын
He's talking about the number of people who should be telling Tony Stark type jokes at any given moment in the MCU
@zakhoskins64045 жыл бұрын
But they were all deceived..................for another stone was made. *cue spoopy Mordor music*
@cubicengineering47155 жыл бұрын
@@zakhoskins6404 The N-word stone. It share a similar power to an N-word stone but carries infinite uses. Truly to most powerful of them all.
@Nangong1235 жыл бұрын
@@cubicengineering4715 shut up
@Lemuria19935 жыл бұрын
@@Emanthebald at Tony, can you believe it? Wooden doors!
@jivecjedkin5 жыл бұрын
I was subscribed to E;R before the media called him a Nazi. Great vid btw.
@timj46015 жыл бұрын
I subscribed after :3
@spormlastname2675 жыл бұрын
TimJ you a good boy. I’m pride.
@nanonymous91395 жыл бұрын
i like your profile pic! :P
@willdg81085 жыл бұрын
Same
@yuripantyhose49735 жыл бұрын
yeah well I was subscripbed too E;R before it was even cool
@1N73RC3P7OR5 жыл бұрын
I still remember when RottenTomatoes deleted most of the negative reviews of Black Panther since it deemed them to have been written because of "racism" and totally not because the movie was stupid. It's almost like they have an agenda of some sort.
@porassrivastava82423 жыл бұрын
Black Panther is so so bland and boring, I feel sad Chadwick was perfect as BP and never got a good movie of his own, he was best in civil war, menacing and actually had a character.
@splaty6913 жыл бұрын
@@cactusmalone Yea the guy who played the MC died from cancer so no sequel.
@finfrog32373 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the movie that celebrates xenophobia and hoarding all the wealth while the rest of the continent is a slum. How ironically progressive.
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr3 жыл бұрын
@@cactusmalone , Chadwick recently died of cancer, so that means Shuri is going to being Black Panther in Black Panther 2, so yes both films sucks entirely.
@Ezio999Auditore3 жыл бұрын
Oy vey!
@garavon68945 жыл бұрын
When you care more about E;R's skin colour than about cpt. Marvel
@YitzharVered5 жыл бұрын
I am now legit thinking he's black which would be the ultimate anime plot twist
@1810jeff5 жыл бұрын
M.R Wakawaka I know right I always think of most people until they say something to the contrary that they are white
@asleeperj5 жыл бұрын
They are just mad because Alita is a good lead character with an actual arc, and Captain Marvel isn't. Has nothing to do with gender.
@finna_bean5 жыл бұрын
Where did it's they're mad?
@UltraBomberMan1015 жыл бұрын
This comment is purely objective bro
@astolenusername76755 жыл бұрын
Julian duh, both characters were female, how could it be sexism?
@asleeperj5 жыл бұрын
@@astolenusername7675 I don't know bud, I didn't say anything about sexism. You did though, let me get the camp fire going and you can tell me a story, I guess.
@mrknarf44385 жыл бұрын
Honestly I didn't love Alita, it seemed a bit bland. But her errors were justified by her having the mentality of a teenager girl who thinks she's in love. The thing I liked the least was the monomolecular blade: that thing should be op and there's no way you can use it to hold onto something while falling.
@mathisanidioticsport69695 жыл бұрын
"The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye" The last time He trusted someone: meow.
@SgtR3ynolds5 жыл бұрын
At that moment, Fury became a dog person.
@tiaaaron32785 жыл бұрын
@Boogieman It's a digital cat with terrible CGI.
@valentinward36575 жыл бұрын
Captain Marvel is so terrible it retroactively makes Winter Soldier less awesome.
@MouseGoat5 жыл бұрын
@@tiaaaron3278 Whait what?! Nick Fury lost his eye to Garfield?
@bigboy9445 жыл бұрын
All in favor for saying her first appearance was endgame and this movie never happened?
@holepunch18295 жыл бұрын
"what other numbers could they be lying about?" nice
@GiovanniAuditore5 жыл бұрын
Sneaky fucker isn't he?
@iunary4 жыл бұрын
I dont know, it really feels like hes just being edgy. I hope hes not actually a weirdo historical revisionist, that would be a bit sad. Its like flat earthers, climate change denialists and 9/11 truthers... a bunch of delusional weirdos...
@ZahrDalsk4 жыл бұрын
@@iunary Try peddling that garbage somewhere else shlomo.
@tanner201x84 жыл бұрын
ZahrDalsk What garbage?
@tanner201x84 жыл бұрын
What numbers could he be referring to?
@GMMReviews5 жыл бұрын
I just saw Captain Marvel, and LOVED IT! Zachery Levi is perfect as Captain Marvel, very funny, the movie had such great heart.
@dislikebomb66805 жыл бұрын
This guy gets it!
@YTTopia5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie. You had us in the first half.
@tochiokeke54785 жыл бұрын
This is it, chief.
@adumbedgyname71585 жыл бұрын
I can not like your comment more than once.... I'm sorry, everyone....
@OcrimBob5 жыл бұрын
Explain pls.
@cyberpanzer87725 жыл бұрын
Skrulls: A race of pointy eared people who have shape shifting abilities and try to blend in and subvert it I wonder what they could possibly have meant by this
@zakhoskins64045 жыл бұрын
>Imagine what other numbers they could be lying about I could think of about 6,000,000 of them.
@bleachsundae13685 жыл бұрын
They think they’re offending people by acting like nervous Jews and calling themselves “goys” when in reality they just look retarded. They want to be slaves to the Jews so badly that they’re literally referring to themselves using the Yiddish word for “cattle”. Talk about a persecution complex.
@TheAnonymousIndividual5 жыл бұрын
@@bleachsundae1368 Bet you unironically believe the "Far Right" are real. You talk about us making jokes "wanting to be Slaves" when I can guarantee you're a Slave to the Media. Gg wp
@Red_Devil_20115 жыл бұрын
Historians of every race, color and creed... realized who won the war, who runs the west, and where their shekels come from. LOL far alt right extremist nazis are cringe compared to my based mainstream spoonfed knowledge, yo. Neva foget the chosen dindus.
@CloudCosm0ss5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@HORSEMANFOREVER5 жыл бұрын
@The Bandog tl;dr: "OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN"
@valdish96205 жыл бұрын
I am at the opinion that a character can be overpowered and interesting at the same time, as long as they're provided with an appropriate challenge
@papapiggie66974 жыл бұрын
*cough* *cough* One Punch Man.
@publiusventidiusbassus12324 жыл бұрын
Guts from Berserk. He's the embodiment of "man too angry to die" yet his struggle is extremely harrowing and his growth as a character is brilliant.
@Sullenify4 жыл бұрын
To me, there are two ways to make an op character interesting. 1. Give them a challenge/danger/threat/enemy to face that is at an equal/higher level of power then them. Something that no one else but the op character can face, and not without great difficulty. 2. Give them a mental/psychological problem to overcome that their immense strength can’t solve, or physical challenge that their intelligence can’t fix.
@samuelthrift72824 жыл бұрын
I think Superman in Man of Steel fits this description nicely.
@saulesalejos44834 жыл бұрын
I don't dislike OP characters. I dislike OP characters who don't suffer. You know, the ones who are praftically God's wannabes and don't have feelings or any weakness. That's why superman is so fucking great despite being a Gary Stue. He has weakness and enemies that can exploit them.
@bigfionn85145 жыл бұрын
My boy Robert Rodriguez is more than the Spy Kids guy He’s also the Sharkboy and Lavagirl guy
@MrNickPresley5 жыл бұрын
He did Machete too.
@CMCAdvanced5 жыл бұрын
And planet terror, and Desperado, and once upon a time in Mexico
@GlareanLiebertine5 жыл бұрын
Can't forget collabing with Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn
@DrShaym5 жыл бұрын
Sharkboy was the wolf guy in the Twilight movies.
@Chamiliatic5 жыл бұрын
From dusk till dawn, desperado, sin city.
@Nork4905 жыл бұрын
Wait, she spent nine months developing her bland expression? ...how do you even do that? Its like training to be good at eating cheerios.
@Trump-a-Tron5 жыл бұрын
And yet a misogynist sh*t like you would never have the girl-balls to enter a 1v1 competition with me. (5gl bowl of cheerios)
@jayeisenhardt13375 жыл бұрын
I just finished off my second giant box of multi grain cheerios. I had two more boxes to go but somebody stole them. I guess that's how good they are.
@TheIllInformedHannah5 жыл бұрын
Yeah because all the other Marvel movies have oscar winning performances and they all emote sooo much, that wasn't Brie Larson that's just Marvel
@michaeldorsey92315 жыл бұрын
+Hannah But they do emote. Tony, Steve, Thor, Peter, etc. They all emote better than Carol does.
@ObossRocks5 жыл бұрын
Hannah they may not emote much but it’s certainly better than larsons performance
@nevadaterritorium_855 жыл бұрын
Oh, mein fuhrE;R your return is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
@heyheythrowaway5 жыл бұрын
"It is necessary that I shall be shoahed from youtube for my people. But my spirit will rise from the limited state and the internet shall know that I was right."
@vernesdelpeche72405 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo fuhre;r
@3psilon.5 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@legionbeast5 жыл бұрын
Captain Marvel 1: Owned by DC comics, 10 year old Billy Batson is given powers by the wizard Shazam and becomes Captain Marvel. Captain Mar-Vel: Owned by Marvel comics and initially used to ape Superman, a male super character who could go toe to toe with Thanos. Was created with the sole purpose of Marvel to try and get the rights of "Captain Marvel". Captain Marvel 3: Owned by Marvel comics, a black woman with an afro, hoop earrings, and bell bottoms. Mostly made just to keep the lawsuit of Captain Marvel against DC running. Captain Marvel 4: Owned by Marvel comics, a white woman who don't need no man and can do anything and deliberately disobeys working law structures and made her own prison for those she personally deemed criminals. Written by tumblr rejects who now occupy 98% of MCU. Eventually DC just shrugged and now calls their Captain Marvel "Shazam", since folks often called him that anyway.
@Martin_Daniel5 жыл бұрын
Well, DC changed Captain Marvel name to not give Marvel free advertisement. IMO opinion it's incredibly dumb to have him called Shazam as if someone asks "Hey, who are you?" and he answers "Shazam" he reverts back to Billy Batson.
@tiaaaron32785 жыл бұрын
You missed a few other Captains between 3 and 4. Phylla-Vell and Genis-Vell.
@legionbeast5 жыл бұрын
@@tiaaaron3278 Oop, sorry. Goes to show how difficult it is to address the origin.
@tiaaaron32785 жыл бұрын
@@legionbeast And there is another version who looks like Mar-Vell but later we learn it's a Skrull who has taken Mar-Vell's form and has all forgotten that he's a Skrull. Complex character but I'm not sure if he counts.
@thecollector43324 жыл бұрын
Monica was an actual good character tho.
@maxmustermann90585 жыл бұрын
"Why lightspeed engine when they just warp everywhere ?" To be fair ramming at lightspeed would be extremely effective, it could destroy a fleet of star destroyers and revolutionise a verse in which people can already go to hyperspace.
@maxmustermann90585 жыл бұрын
She could do that, but does not. I know how jumppoints work, same goes for hyperspace in Star Wars.
@TheFizio5 жыл бұрын
Could also be because they will be free of traveling anywhere in light speed instead of having to rely on wormholes
@tiaaaron32785 жыл бұрын
Better question: How did Carol expect Yon-Rogg get back to Hala by a simple espace pod when everyone else travelled through jump points?
@lavynwave5 жыл бұрын
On my way home from Captain Marvel I was violently mauled by a bunch of raging feminists. As I sit there on the sidewalk bloodly and bruised trying to gasp for air, I heard their cackling and screeching as they ran away "white man bad" they howled. I look up as I lay dying, I could see something, a bright light, it was calling for me. I reached out to it...Im coming home. I wake up in my bed to find Alita sitting next to me, "are you ok anon?" I sigh with relief, "im fine, just a bad dream."
@MrGMoney19445 жыл бұрын
@@thefgcsensei4482 I was expecting them to become a were-feminist.
@ethanharris19035 жыл бұрын
A masterpiece.
@TheGreenTaco9995 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to be E;R who saved you.. Am i the only one who wants E;R as my wifu?
@bucktootha5 жыл бұрын
what
@pheonixshaman5 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreenTaco999 As long as it's the She;r version, I agree
@ShiddyShad8085 жыл бұрын
Dude Brie has been making that stone face since ROOM, then the entire KONG film, then Captain Marvel, and now the trailer to her new movie has the exact same emotionless “expression” in the thumbnail, I seriously think directors are assuming she is a good choice for an actress because of her Oscar without having actually seen her work, even though when broken down she didn’t deserve SHIT for the movie ROOM since any decent actress could’ve played her role and it should’ve been the little boy to get the Oscar since he actually carried all the emotional weight of the film, narrated the film, was the main focus of the film and was literally the best actor of the film, yet for some reason they gave “Stone face Brie Larson” the Oscar???
@m.c.martin4 жыл бұрын
Rashad Almomani She’s a Feminist
@Hashbrown16824 жыл бұрын
I remember in Short Term 12
@ChimpFromSpace4 жыл бұрын
At least she can keep her mouth closed...
@getthegoons4 жыл бұрын
I know you don't mean Tommy Wiseau's room. I know you don't. But I *want* to believe you do.
@Kommiekiller5 жыл бұрын
I can accept alita being pretty good at everything since she is a robot. Her turn from naivety to badassary was super rushed but I still loved her. I literally have nothing to say about planctain marvel.
@tankmaiden5 жыл бұрын
"What other numbers could they be lying about?" *Mossad would like to know your location*
@thepowerofwill26965 жыл бұрын
Mossad doesn't need that bs, they'll find you anyways :)
@user-kl5mc3lg1y5 жыл бұрын
Here before he is silenced once more.
@codysullivan25315 жыл бұрын
So E:R When did you discover your Wakanda roots?
@user-hu6pk3zs3i5 жыл бұрын
he found an ankh in his grandad's chest
@mackenziethebestbunny27765 жыл бұрын
When he saw his ancestors in the ocean.
@mackenziethebestbunny27765 жыл бұрын
@Un-broken and victorious sir I was thinking of the black min! Smh
@theapexsurvivor95385 жыл бұрын
23 and me, same as Morrakiu...
@Vilverna5 жыл бұрын
what makes a Mary Sue a Mary Sue is the ease at which they solve their conflicts. regardless of power level compared to the universe they are in. If the character has depth, or is relatable, or grows dynamically, the status of Sue Character decays.
@Ramsey276one4 жыл бұрын
Curse of Mary Sue: I HATE IT! A content teenager is cursed o be the center of everything thsn happens. Having already been bored with Mary Sued is fanfics and bad productions, being one is WORSE THAN DEATH. "There's a reason my social sites have no photos of me... I DON'T WANT THIS ATTENTION!" Good luck with that "That's all you can say? A Scroll of Infinite Answers?" What was the question? "HOW DO I STOP BEING A MARY SUE?!" I hope a talented person would go with this concept! XD
@TheTdw20003 жыл бұрын
@@Ramsey276one ain't that basically one punch man?
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
@@TheTdw2000 A drama/comedy version instead of superhero genre, basically XD
@-LastStand-5 жыл бұрын
0:04 Trunks: "DON'T SHOOT! THIS MAN IS BLACK!" Me: "WHAT?"
@HawerTipeZero5 жыл бұрын
that “What other numbers could they be lying about” ending just hit me like a truck, and now i wann see alita. thanks for the recomendation
@HeavyMetalBeliever5 жыл бұрын
Alita is a pretty good movie when you get past how choppy some of the special effects (and action) is. Not sure if it's still in cinemas, though.
@Noctuaz5 жыл бұрын
Yeah you should ! It's great !
@MrNinjaBurger5 жыл бұрын
An E;R video on a movie....that didn't take a year after the movie came out...before even Mauler published one? The hell timeline is this?
@williamfontoura5 жыл бұрын
You got the good bad ending
@Calyrekt5 жыл бұрын
Mauler big gay
@GyaruRespecter2 жыл бұрын
"Imagine what other numbers they could be lying about." -Kanye West
@guy123434565 жыл бұрын
B A S E D ERWIN ; ROMMEL UPLOADS AGAIN
@zebedaeus14325 жыл бұрын
Wait is that where his name comes from
@patchesohoolihan6665 жыл бұрын
More like Ernst;Rohm
@blacksunempire28785 жыл бұрын
@@zebedaeus1432 Totally bro. I prefer J;G Joseph Goebbels brings the bantz,
@guy123434565 жыл бұрын
@@patchesohoolihan666 E;R is black and the leader of the Afrika Korps
@nanonymous91395 жыл бұрын
Rohm was gay all along!
@hob-goblin89215 жыл бұрын
Yknow what? I'm gonna say it. Thank you, SJWs. You all stopped me from watching this, and I saved money.
@jorrogboe5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Jews. You stopped me from consuming your shitty propaganda films.
@earrapeexe44575 жыл бұрын
@@jorrogboe What fucking "propaganda" films are you even talking about?
@mklzer05 жыл бұрын
@@earrapeexe4457 fuck off Moishe lol
@jorrogboe5 жыл бұрын
@@earrapeexe4457 The fact you dont even realize it shows how effective it is.
@bobbygarcia18355 жыл бұрын
@@jorrogboe wtf are you talking about tho? Just because you say that it's "effective" doesnt mean you can just go around saying it. So, what in the fuck are you talking about?
@TheUnknownOtaku5 жыл бұрын
I always knew E;R was black Next thing we will find out is he is jewish
@generalaspergers42055 жыл бұрын
Wait, what?
@butthz88505 жыл бұрын
A self hating black gem? If he comes out as a lesbian, we have a bingo!
@phillewis31805 жыл бұрын
Unknown 😃😃😃
@cturner9565 жыл бұрын
That would be EZ;PZ, he fits that description exactly
@generalaspergers42055 жыл бұрын
Perseus Anax I know. Did E;R say he was black on Twitter, or something?
@happytravelling4 жыл бұрын
The defining moment for Alita to me is when she declares: "I do not stand by in the face of EVIL'." This still gives me chills - her conviction and actions convince us that she is a true superhero.
@user-uv2cp1qd1j5 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how you so openly pirated this.
@ketsukozapdos5 жыл бұрын
A legal release isnt available yet. The movies are still in theatres.
@vlad32235 жыл бұрын
Who fucking cares
@CMCAdvanced5 жыл бұрын
For legal reasons, he obviously memorized everything he saw from the movie theater, gosh
@vlad32235 жыл бұрын
@@CMCAdvanced yes i agree
@CMCAdvanced5 жыл бұрын
@Un-broken and victorious I know, right! Glad you agree
@johnmagus63415 жыл бұрын
Alita almost made me cry, Captian Marvel? Barely cared about the character. Alita was so much better.
@johnmagus63415 жыл бұрын
@Boogieman nah, screw that tool. I think it was when got her new body from the ship. But Captian Marvel, I felt nothing towards her character, at all. I expected her movie to do so many things but was more of a series of letdowns.
@lemao4385 жыл бұрын
@Boogieman and you're trying so hard to defend captain feminist from every comments lmao
@donpepe84405 жыл бұрын
@@lemao438 well he is the boogieman
@engineergaming32yt375 жыл бұрын
Lol both movies were trash, Alita was slighty better.
@Frootiboo5 жыл бұрын
Boogieman i love your comments youre doing gods work
@robertcrawford3775 жыл бұрын
I thought the gems silenced you, but you live!
@motherlyfather98715 жыл бұрын
Is that what Steven Universe fans call themselves?
@robertcrawford3775 жыл бұрын
@@motherlyfather9871 The Steven Universe fans are useful idiots, the gems are the ones pulling the strings. Most gems are useless anyway, they have an over-inflated value for no apparent reason and are given value by sentimental fools.
@PAYBACKaiw5 жыл бұрын
"What other numbers could they be lying about?" On that, Disney sent the mouse to his house.
@JayTohab4 жыл бұрын
Ha-hah! Looks like the star _you_ wished on just went _out,_ E;R!
@anthonywiddick46115 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Captain Marvel is just legend of Korra for marvel
@MrNickPresley5 жыл бұрын
It really is, and the people who defend it are every bit as rabid and brainless. Got into a conversation with two guys that basically told me that the movie itself "kept proving me wrong" when I dared to suggest that it was likely that Disney was trying to boost the scores. Never mind the 50K+ reviews that went missing, the shill-bot reviews that keep popping up, the removal of the "Interested to see'" feature, all of that is just conspiracy nonsense peddled by limp-dicked trolls/incels/Russian hackbots that feel threatened by a strong, independent fish what don't need no space bicycle (or the ability to act, or emote beyond some variation on resting bitchface, apparently).
@fulcrumthebrave57155 жыл бұрын
In what ways, they're both good and widely enjoyed?
@MrNickPresley5 жыл бұрын
@@fulcrumthebrave5715 Ahem. Well, for one, Korra's a stupid, self-centered bitch of a character who everyone in the show treats like she's the most special snowflake, heaping endless praise on her just for being born the Avatar. Anyone who says anything mean or even slightly critical of her is always proven "wrong" by the end of the episode-- even if they're actually right. She can act however she wants without consequence, because the writers will bend over backwards to get her out of it. Like how she lost, and then almost immediately regained her bending through Bullshit- ex machina in one episode, for example. As a direct consequence, she isn't allowed to grow as a person, and has no real arc. Why would she? After all, she's supposed to be *perfect* . She's not supposed to have weaknesses, or vulnerabilities, or flaws, even if showing that she has at least a few might serve to humanize her, and make her more relatable. It's almost as if showing her in a state of distress, where she might actually have to struggle, or may actually need help or guidance, would violate, or upend some kind of narrative that the showrunners are no doubt desperately trying to sell you. She's a mary sue, and that they never allow her to become more than that, that they outright refuse to allow her the opportunity to grow during the 3 seasons or so makes her show garbage. And Capt. Marvel is the exact same way. She's all-powerful, perfect, has no weaknesses, is unphased by literally everything, and anyone who says otherwise is either outright evil (Yon Rogg), or is a cardboard cutout that exists only to push the faux-empowerment message-- which she reinforces.. by doing fuck all for most of the movie, and then breezing through an entire fleet of alien warships with powers that she never earned or learned how to properly control. You can enjoy that joyless shitshow of a movie if you want, but don't you dare try to tell me that either of those things are good.
@tiaaaron32785 жыл бұрын
@L Lawliet I swear if she gets to say "Avengers assemble!" instead of Steve...
@Wolf_Larsen5 жыл бұрын
At least Korra was kinda hot in a muscle girl kinda way. That dog faced woman they got in Captain Marvel is pretty ugly tbh. Also, Korra ruined Avatar, whereas Captain Marvel is just some unispired current year capeshit. Therefore, Korra's crimes are much greater.
@Smonkus_5 жыл бұрын
the Skrull will always tell you what happened to him, but never why
@user-hu6pk3zs3i5 жыл бұрын
delete these antiskrullitic posts right this instant
@htf55555 жыл бұрын
The skrull cries out in pain as he vaporizes you
@proudiofficial5 жыл бұрын
E;R is black!? Is this Canon?
@thatonea-hole5 жыл бұрын
Yes! I guess?
@userPrehistoricman5 жыл бұрын
If the author says so, it be so!
@Centrophy5 жыл бұрын
E;R is Seth's neighbor.
@light_fos5 жыл бұрын
E;R is E;R
@tomtheconqerur5 жыл бұрын
@@Centrophy no he is ssethzeentach's bastard child
@SahnigReingeloetet5 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest, this is one of the few channels where I watch every new video because I know for certain that the video is going to be genuinely amazing. Keep up the great work, E;R!
@666melodeath6665 жыл бұрын
Daddy E;R is back and my body is Ready 😩
@RookOfOnyx5 жыл бұрын
Nigga...? You gay.
@jeckjeck31195 жыл бұрын
Ha! Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.
@brettvv74755 жыл бұрын
@@RookOfOnyx For E;R? Who isn't?
@RookOfOnyx5 жыл бұрын
@@KnightInDaLight 2gay
@shackunn5 жыл бұрын
Ayy, Tone. If walls don't work why are they making us pay for one over in Israel?
@ananousous5 жыл бұрын
If walls don't work, why doesn't China have a Mexican immigrant problem?
@toatrika24435 жыл бұрын
@@ananousous This man is on to something big
@670HP-Package-NOW5 жыл бұрын
@@ananousous *screams in Tibeten*
@tiaaaron32785 жыл бұрын
@@ananousous Keen observation.
@fulcrumthebrave57155 жыл бұрын
Why is this such a common alt right talking point?
@dizzydial80815 жыл бұрын
Your "mispronounciations" are how I would pronounce them reading it in my head. Don't feel bad, creepy shadow man.
@NASkeywest3 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how Disney has everything down to a science and knows that they can write garbage propaganda and scripts and still make money off the useful idiots.
@shoople5 жыл бұрын
i feared the fuhrE;R not enjoying alita. however, this is a good timeline.
@sombreropug68605 жыл бұрын
But this is easy, if a movie is not shit, it will be praised, at least Alittle :')
@TheCumManKing5 жыл бұрын
@@sombreropug6860 I see what you did there
@Toropetskii5 жыл бұрын
Single best ending to a critic video ever.
@TheeFoolishNoob5 жыл бұрын
Posting in the dead of night, hoping they don't notice you uploaded.
@Equinox93375 жыл бұрын
Lmao it's day for me
@yuanicus91915 жыл бұрын
@@Equinox9337 same
@mariusspadasinul5 жыл бұрын
@@Equinox9337 Me Too
@jmmh24725 жыл бұрын
@@Equinox9337 Same
@misanthropicservitorofmars21165 жыл бұрын
If it’s day, you’re gay
@electronicraisin59565 жыл бұрын
E;R fat thor is best character in endgame coz hes the most complex
@PacopicooftheDuty5 жыл бұрын
Watching it as soon as I can before it gets blocked world wide.
@mad4song015 жыл бұрын
F that. Download this shit.
@SwiftNimblefoot5 жыл бұрын
Blocked? KZbin cannot do that. They can remove it from search lists but that does nothing if you bookmarked his channel.
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc96685 жыл бұрын
@@SwiftNimblefoot They can region lock it in every region, effectively making the video unwatchable.
@Tacom4ster5 жыл бұрын
Check this out too kzbin.info/www/bejne/pp_Qg4yIh6mVq9k
@Hawbitten5 жыл бұрын
E;R: "Marvel only has two jokes!" Me: TTTTTHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNKKK YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! I've been saying that for ages!
@fightingmedialounge5195 жыл бұрын
No, they don't. At best you can argue that they have two diffrent styles of comedy, but even then what he described applies to a lot of movies that have a comedic element.
5 жыл бұрын
Excluding Deadpool.
@duxveritatis25695 жыл бұрын
@ Deadpool is from Fox. Well, the movies were.
@EndingNote1115 жыл бұрын
Here before it gets taken down for hate speech lol
@DeadpoolX95 жыл бұрын
Funny AND Edgy You're so talented!
@cassuso49025 жыл бұрын
@@DeadpoolX9 You sound mad.
@zoopdterdoobdter57435 жыл бұрын
Pointing out that feminist films seem incapable of raising their protagonists up without dragging men down and appear to hate women by refusing to allow them to develop a character through some sort of struggle? That's not hate, that's just obvi-- Okay. Apparently that is hate speech.
@Hexagon6665 жыл бұрын
But he‘s black D:
@Supersayainpikmin5 жыл бұрын
People say that in every video; yet his channel is still up and all the videos I care about are still here. : D
@MM-he2iq Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite E;R video I think. Haven’t even seen the movie, the jokes and editing just land so hard
@quantumskywalker68885 жыл бұрын
Man, the Alex Jones & "Marvel Sue" bit is so brilliant!!!
@erickgreen23615 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, mind filling me in?
@quantumskywalker68885 жыл бұрын
@@erickgreen2361 It's all in the execution, really. E;R being (also) a master level editor and all that. Do you know who Alex Jones is?
@erickgreen23615 жыл бұрын
@Quantum Skywalker Yes though I don't watch his show. Turning the frogs gay is my favorite quote from him
@quantumskywalker68885 жыл бұрын
@@erickgreen2361 Well, there ya go. E;R made a "supposed" "conspiracy theorist" crack the code of the meaning of "MCU" - and then made him feel devastated and overwhelmed when it sinks in.
@tash55405 жыл бұрын
@@quantumskywalker6888 hi
@kden97725 жыл бұрын
Thor can already beat Thanos, why do they need anybody else?
@betelgeux60105 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. Somebody realized this
@SatanicKale5 жыл бұрын
I think we all know why.
@timbermicka5 жыл бұрын
All stories must have a proper ending to be enjoyable. That MCU thing will not have one sadly, because of money and Disney bs.
@tiaaaron32785 жыл бұрын
Somebody has to undo the snap....
@vargaaz5 жыл бұрын
Because Thor is a male and it's *Her* age.
@Orcen2225 жыл бұрын
J.K Rowling: ”The reader was gay all along”.
@bobbygarcia18355 жыл бұрын
lmaoo joke's on y'all, i never read the books hehehe
@clarencetuurngait76285 жыл бұрын
@@bobbygarcia1835 the non-readers are even gayer !!! omg i don't even !
@moralitiesaspook1685 жыл бұрын
Imagine what other numbers they could be lying about...
@shnpio4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr4 жыл бұрын
Shane, he was making a Holocaust joke.
@hanz29044 жыл бұрын
Based Stirner?
@amuail3 жыл бұрын
@@hanz2904 Gay Stirner
@LeoJay5 жыл бұрын
Christoph Waltz is a man of culture as well.
@Saddamuel5 жыл бұрын
The problem with traditional female characters is that they were human beings with the emotion of love. We need to progress beyond this concept of love and make a woman more than a human being by removing all human qualities from her.
@davidm30785 жыл бұрын
You mean put them on a pedastole. Makes sense.
@infinitesimotel5 жыл бұрын
@Eaxl It was never about women, it is about destroying the White male /female relationships .
@jghifiversveiws87295 жыл бұрын
@Eaxl And you know this how exactly? Cause you definitely aren't a feminist and you probably don't interact with any one that is a feminist so please tell me how you know what actual feminists are like.
@gamephreak55 жыл бұрын
@@jghifiversveiws8729 Just go on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and Tumblr. Feminazis are all the same man-hating misandrist sexists who hates all things feminine in women and all things masculine in men.
@jghifiversveiws87295 жыл бұрын
@@gamephreak5 Let's start with this what are feminazi's exactly?
@carcasses51315 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what you meant by what other numbers they might be lying about, but i really enjoyed the video as always, E;R! Here's hoping you get *six million views*
@espalorp32865 жыл бұрын
:^)
@dreadpirateroberts47645 жыл бұрын
@@evanbohn I like the memes m8 But throughout Poland and some eastern States. Their were several Sterilization camps. A large portion of the Jewish population in Poland and Amsterdam was completely wiped out. Dude it's hard to actually deny the holocaust
@MrToddino5 жыл бұрын
@@dreadpirateroberts4764 wood doors on gas Chambers doesn't make much senss
@dreadpirateroberts47645 жыл бұрын
@@MrToddino The doors have been changed dumbass. The Parthenon wasn't built with security cameras in it huh? This shit you're talking about was added after the fact as these camps were Seized by either Americans or russians.
@אנונימיתאנונימי5 жыл бұрын
Evan Bohn Fuck off NEETsoc, Palestine is name given to Israel by the Roman Empire and have nothing to do with Muslim Arabs. In fact, the Gaza Arab population keep growing despite the so called continuous "mass murdering".
@charliehartman56265 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, this has been an interesting night of insomnia. I'd seen the thumbnails for your videos a few times, but never clicked on them. They just didn't seem my type. But after looking through your reviews on movies I did like, I came to appreciate the points you made as valid arguments. Even though I kept most of my opinions on the material we viewed, I did find myself changing them as a result of your critiques. Your work reminds me of the inherent flaws of any movie or show, good or bad, and helped to honestly give me a chance to reflect on and improve my own writing with the feedback you give. And while I don't care for your more red-pilled jokes that much, I do appreciate the fast editing and perfect timing of the majority of your content. It reminds of two other popular KZbinrs, EmpLemon and Internet Historian. I know you probably won't read this, but if you do, I just want to say thank you. You gave an excellent look at my own style and the styles I idolize, a great number of laughs, and an even better way to spend a night unable to sleep at 1am. I hope to see more quality videos in the future.