Caravan Train Part 2 | Top Gear | BBC

Part two of two. The Top Gear boys attempt to make train travel cheaper, faster and more interesting by replacing the conventional carriages and locomotives with a series of caravans attached to specially modified cars.
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[@cleverusername9369]

1:30 "nobody's ever thought 'let's make an exciting train'" Rollercoasters are gonna blow his mind.

[@arch9enius]

I think a near head-on collision is too much exitement.

[@iverkjellkken6569]

My first thought as well

[@gavin-1237]

You're a loser if you think trains aren't exciting

[@Kaslidaughterofchaos]

@@gavin-1237 I mean ja but nein.

[@BirdClubExplored]

Yeah

[@tabby2792]

“My passengers are looking thrilled” Them: 😑😑

[@monke7929]

More like 😳😳 with a hint of ☠️

[@alicem1961]

More like😎😎

[@fastbiker5869]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Irishdrivingbloopers]

Trying to not eat any more bugs I suspect lol!!!

[@1Percentt1]

@@Irishdrivingbloopers lolll

[@apollosaturn5]

If you ignore he fact that it hit an iceberg and it sank on its first voyage, and the fact it didn't make it to New York, and the fact that there were lifeboats for about half the people, and about 1500 people died; apart from that, the Titanic was a resounding success.

[@yuutaruu4242]

I mean, it's a piece of wood and metal that floats. I'd say that accomplishes half the goal. The lesson that I got from this challenge.

[@blxxplayz449]

@@yuutaruu4242 Wrong video.

[@arch9enius]

Thank you Alan Partridge.

[@one-wingedangel5107]

I blame the naval laws they had at the time for the lifeboat issue, Titanic had enough space to accomodate lifeboats for everyone aboard and possibly more, but regulations put on the logic that if the ship is big enough then it can withstand anything nature throws at it, and make sure help arrives on time.

[@apollosaturn5]

@@arch9enius You're welcome Dorothy Zbornak.

[@joshkirkham4281]

“Ladies and gentlemen please brace yourself, the incompetent steward is about to pour tepid coffee into your crotch”

[@normalminecraftletsplay]

.

[@jaceallemang1968]

"JAMES STOP DOING MY JOB" "I'm the bloody conductor and I make the announcements, that's how it works" "lalalalalalalalalala" "penis penis penis penis penis"

[@lukesweeney9694]

@@jaceallemang1968 its my tannoy

[@Boypogikami132]

THIS KILLED ME

[@Boypogikami132]

@@jaceallemang1968 THIS KILLED ME

[@enzdude]

"This is the future of the train." - Clarkson, referring to a *1985 Jag XJ-S with a trailer*

[@xtremesplit1321]

Lmao True

[@OffGridInvestor]

Closer to the stone age self driving cars concept. A slightly more technical version using electric cable following was proposed back in the late 80s/early 90s. I wish we had something similar today. Like a self steering car with adaptive cruise control. So I could just set it for the exit near work and get it on the highway and set the cruise control. Then with a generator on the tow hitch I could actually make breakfast and get dressed while GOING to work.

[@collinscody57]

He also put is spoiler behind the rear axel of his trailer so when it does make down force it pushes down the back of the trailer lifting the front of the trailer and reducing his traction so the faster he goes the less rear wheel traction he has

[@arch9enius]

@Matthew Tymczyszyn Trains last, what, 40 years? Sometimes longer if they fit a niche. Prewar stock on the Isle of Wight 'tube' as an example

[@Piwde]

We've found the person that watches Top Gear because they're a petrolhead instead of for the comedy

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

I love how the editor’s face is expressionless the entire ride

[@j4ret221]

He knows who he is, a man of his trade

[@aver4ge_gam3r37]

Except for the part where the train on the other side catches fire, during which the editors face is trying not to lose it.

[@ereckdragonflame2625]

@@aver4ge_gam3r37 he honestly looks relieved he isn't on that train

[@DenVildaAnkan]

He’s speechless because all the words in his head have been sucked out by the magnetism of Clarksons genius.

[@RexfromIslaNublar]

You can tell he was enjoying himself though, just because of how hilarious everything was. Like he was dying inside when he saw the caravan on fire 😂

[@sjfoster12]

The editor’s review of the TGV12: “There was nothing to eat. The ride was awful. The noise was distressing. He spent most of the day going backwards. He genuinely feared for his life. And he ended up covered in excrement.”

[@JewishMacaroni]

"But at least the train didn't catch fire"

[@inspiringengineer]

Memories of some of my om train rides :D :D :D :D

[@thegrandestbazaar4800]

Lmfao

[@QF_Dan72]

LOL

[@StarfywalkingTYPH]

At least it was quick, kind of

[@toddjdb5792]

The reason they chose this track is because it’s called the “Great Central Railway”, it is now unused by the public except a train that is all first class where it goes to Leicester and back to Loughborough again, all whilst you have a lovely Sunday meal. Very nice, you should try it if you’re nearby.

[@knuckles1206]

i thought this was on a heritage line of the same name

[@Salmagundiii]

thanks for the explanation - I couldn't believe that even the most popular show on the BBC would be have been granted permission to takeover a two track mainline!

[@hurricanefury439]

is that why they were using older engines like the BR class 08 that jeremy almost hit.

[@LXW-Arts]

I will only go if Richard hammond is the chef

[@animaltvi9515]

@@hurricanefury439 technically the 08 almost hit jeremy as it was on the wrong track.

[@lewisnorth1188]

"James, your train's on fire"

[@wtf3r]

+Lewis North "Is it?"

[@ElliottHurst]

+Bizkit Productions "Riight.."

[@isidrabaldazo9842]

+Bizkit Productions i think he means is very fast

[@zetankerplayz9181]

luagh so Hard in that part XD

[@mikesloan3924]

+Lewis North I'd react that way too. 'yeah, sure!' if it is on fire, just carry on. If it is a bluff, you wasted no time in stopping to check. Well played

[@rockboiler1029]

"nobody has ever thought, let's make an exciting train!" Heard of rollercoasters?

[@DoctorYoda2]

😂😂😂

[@corvoerin3766]

rockboiler

[@leannefowler4112]

rockboiler l

[@ProfesserLuigi]

Yes, but rollercoasters don't really get you anywhere. They just sort of run you around an exciting circuit and you end up back where you started.

[@jeracerx]

Prof. Luigi So what you're saying is that rollercoasters are basically train track days?

[@chrome2423]

6:44 That smile... that damn smile...

[@OliversElevators]

That’s the Mitch McConnell smile

[@ojtheaviator1795]

His Smug face

[@baoquoc3710]

Legendary smugface

[@agent5tm902]

I love your KZbin logo Chrome! So cute..as cool as Geremys smile 😽

[@YouLookLonely_ICanFixThat]

@@agent5tm902 Bruh

[@mynameisopulence]

7:10 That must’ve gone over well with the railway company.

[@racistdoctor5818]

@@daylightman8459 wtf does that even mean

[@ajstevenson4181]

@@racistdoctor5818 essentially, it was planned.

[@dcw127]

It was planned. Notice how in the immediate shot after Hammond and May are stood just ahead of the adjoined "carriage" which is deliberately derailed.

[@Reading3412Studios]

@@racistdoctor5818 it basically means that the locomotive that hits the caravan is from a railway line that’s been turned into a museum and preserves locomotives that have met the end of their working life and runs them on said line. If you don’t understand l, just search up the talyllyn railway.

[@brentp6890]

No worries... it was only a Scum Class carriage anyway.

[@elsauce4873]

”Can I offer you some refreshmemts?” ”Do you got a coffee please?” *N* *O*

[@dangaming2698]

Filip Von Filbert have*

[@elsauce4873]

Click Shot The man who was asking said “got”

[@sierraacharlie]

“You have any chance of a Danish Pastry please?” *N O*

[@JamaicanCastle]

Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all?

[@ytrav]

@@JamaicanCastle *N O*

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

I love how the editor tries so hard not to laugh when they pass the burning train

[@cringedetector442]

I love how youre making stuff up that didnt happen in the video

[@jsphlml]

Cringe Detector I love how you couldn’t just shut the fuck up

[@CardboardOdyssey]

@@cringedetector442 cringe detected

[@JRH9468]

@@cringedetector442 did you even watch the full video

[@sherparoyale]

True, I noticed the same thing. He now has a fun story to share at dinners for the rest of his life.

[@gunscotthdgaming69420]

*I am dying to the fact How May took Clarkson's warning as a compliment* Edit: I've triggered some people lately just for this comment. Sometimes my genius is almost frightening

[@yammmit]

GunScott HDgaming he just didn’t take it seriously

[@VtecGuru]

Ikr

[@mynameisjeff8301]

when?

[@joshkirkham4281]

my name is jeff hello 5:29

[@pompay5701]

He isn't taking it as a compliment, he is just humouring Jeremy because James doesn't actually believe his train is on fire

[@bluecollardadventures2338]

I LOVE IT!!!! As a former train conductor I think this was done brilliantly and love the cooperation of the train company there with this filming!

[@Sepilein1]

imagine your boss saying to you in the morning "James? you can run trough a caravan today" That must have been fking exciting :D

[@kabz0272]

Clarkson: James!!! May: What? Clarkson: Your trains on fire May: Is it?? Clarkson: Yes it is. May: Right Clarkson: Well there we are...

[@netherfreakultima4498]

He didn't know it was litterally XDDD

[@Ved_Overclocked]

The fact that it was not staged, made it even funnier!

[@ZETH_27]

@@Ved_Overclocked The event was staged, but I don't think the lines were.

[@aidenstanley7305]

ZETH _27 somehow I don't think they set their carriage on fire on purpose. Health and safety laws only stretch so far.

[@aleksandersuur9475]

@@aidenstanley7305 Health and safety is precisely the reason why such a thing must be staged and per-scripted, ditto for all the other mishaps in the show really. And well, 4:38 when the fire "accidentally" started.... really, that's pretty obvious pyrotechnics.

[@truemetalsonic]

the driver must of loved being told to plough through the caravan.

[@alfiecochrane1061]

truemetalsonic not necessarily because it could damage the loco

[@shanefox5344]

RaDicAl

[@froll1999]

Nah it's only plywood and cheap plastic.

[@madtrucker0983]

@@alfiecochrane1061 I seriously doubt that

[@schlubbi8713]

@@kmemz-nk1xb I am pretty sure they preparated the caravan that got smashed. It would be to dangerous to plow through a caravan with solid axis and framework. Guess they removed all of this for the last take.

[@Leila555]

3:00 I feel like The Stig was driving that locomotive.

[@michaeldoubell6050]

Yeah Jeremy is sitting at the back looking back

[@oregonrailfan7046]

Don't you mean the stig's train driver cousin?

[@Leila555]

@@oregonrailfan7046 Yes, Locomotive Stig.

[@muhammadfadhilkhadafie8316]

@@Leila555 haha

[@13thvarebel16]

Some say...that he caused the Wreck of the Old 97.

[@danelson]

Clarkson: "James!" May: "What?" Clarkson: "Your train on fire" May: "Oh no" Also May: "Anyway"

[@monke7929]

Hahaha this meme and the *always has been* cracks me up

[@cube4547]

It seems like he took it as a compliment, which is funnier lol

[@MitchellfcNa32]

@@cube4547 no he just didn’t take it seriously and thought jezza was tricking him

[@sleeming88]

I love the fact that Richard was laughing at Jeremy having stopped before he actually noticed the reason why he'd stopped.

[@WackoMcGoose]

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh wait, you're seriously stuck. HAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

[@davidw.7275]

Clarkson-"Your train's on fire." "Oh is it?" LOL XD

[@jordanbp71]

Hahahahahahaha Oh is it?

[@danielpaterson2694]

Jordan Bridges Philips If I was on the red train, I would have told him to slow down so I could cook some sausages.

[@stenbockenmedia4496]

Daniel Paterson soo i guess you like to repeat yourself

[@bullettor5432]

David W. I

[@corbynainsley2701]

David W. Pmsl

[@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s]

4:17 That chap on the right must be questioning his entire existance right now.

[@Xipheas]

Existence*

[@ElementofKindness]

The fact that they managed to gain the cooperation from the railroad for all these skits, is absolutely incredible!

[@Lora_Beolab]

Hi Fluttershy👋

[@carpetsomething]

"James, your trains on fire!" 'is it?' "yes, it is" Cracks me up

[@loganshaw9198]

Meanwhile later every passenger: Abandon train!!! Train is on fire!!!

[@Lawls]

With Top Gear it seems whenever Caravans are involved... fire is also involved.

[@thedesiknight9202]

Also, caravan is always destroyed in one way or another

[@not_herobrine3752]

except fot the caravan conkers.

[@bmstylee]

Yes. But I like it better when a Marina is involved.

[@darrianweathington1923]

Lawls rightly so.

[@lucashardy3022]

Thousandths like

[@jamierodgers1467]

3:33 "Ladies and gentlemen, please brace yourselves. The incompetent steward is about to pour tepid coffee into your crotch." I miss this kind of humour 😂😂😂

[@KeeperOfPoops]

Christ sake James stop making *bleep* announcements, that's my job! I'm the steward, you drive... I steward!

[@JetFalcon710]

@@KeeperOfPoops "It's _my_ train and the driver makes the bleeding announcements! *_That's the way it is!"_*

[@alansohn855]

@@JetFalcon710 *Few minues later* "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala"

[@JetFalcon710]

@@alansohn855 "Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis..."

[@EEE-1409]

@@alansohn855 Penispenispenispenispenispenis it's my tannoy

[@theartoftimelapsemore424]

7:10 That's a Class 45 locomotive, number D123, built in 1961 as one of the first British diesel electric locomotives. It was built for the Leicestershire and Derbyshire (Prince Albert's Own) Yeomanry.

[@flyer203]

Top Gear always makes me wonder how big is their budget?

[@xXOctan3Xx]

I believe the budget used to be approximately £250k per episode, but since a lot of cuts in the BBC, I think that figure has dropped to about half. It's why you see a lot less crazy stuff going on now (no more reliant robin rocket etc.)

[@Sarge92]

look at game shows every time they do a episode they have to be able to backup there claims of prize money so they must have a budget that takes into account the slim chance of there ebing a weinner say on every episode also the more viewers they get the more budget there alocated because there getting more people watching which means more people watch the adverts which means advert slots during that time cost more which means more money for the show then that of course leads to more viewers

[@spencerst]

KYLE REES theres no adverts on the bbc

[@DjAlanBarratt]

its paid for by the public

[@Sarge92]

pip pop pip pop i never mentioned thats what the bbc did i was stating how top gear do9sent have such a big budget when you consider how much game shows have to blow on prize money the bbc get the funding through tv license and through selling to other channels they still play by the same rules though if the shows shit it dosent get as much money and people are less likley to wanna get a tv license just for bbc

[@henri6311]

James! You're train's on fire! Is it??? Yes it is! Riiighhht! :D 5:23

[@berkshiresubrailfan]

Henri yeahhh is it

[@Sydnxt]

Henri Your *

[@christopherryder6879]

Its almost like we watched the same.thing

[@reagantangleigen9551]

lmaooo

[@h.a.7626]

Your*

[@Ryan.C97998]

0:04-0:06 That little happy celebrate dance by Jeremy :)

[@edibleandsentientautomobil5396]

Wholesome

[@blehtbh]

Class 08: why hello there Clarkson: what are looking at Class 08: a bad version of tgv

[@44ro.n]

4:02 left lane, right lane, left lane

[@hjdddrhhhdid3117]

Very nice

[@poznanskiszybkowiec_official]

they forgot that a freight train was on the left track when TGV Car train was here, Caravan train class 1 should take better care and hire more people

[@poznanskiszybkowiec_official]

well, i have a suggestion, make things not fall, if you could, then you could serve them or just serve them at the desired stations

[@evanwood3897]

eufogia F god.lv d fdbhfh

[@jackmcdonald8355]

It's called editing. They probably used parts filmed at different times and stitched them together.

[@ShitMist]

Damn, what a waste of Pringles, sandwiches and good cutlery.

[@amandakomanetz4437]

i now rite (i cant spell im lazy)😴😑

[@yammmit]

Amanda Komanetz I know, right?* I* can’t* I’m*

[@justsomepandawithinternet]

@@yammmit dikc samll youre

[@blyzz2031]

Amanda Komanetz well you’ve just spelled im lazy though haven’t you?

[@bobmiah]

Amanda Komanetz it wouldve taken less effort to actually spell correctly instead of writing like that and then saying you cant spell lol

[@xdshrekt3909]

4:20 lmao

[@tkkk3754]

420

[@timgordon5539]

It’s amazing how much effort goes into filming this single episode

[@felixcatora4105]

5:24 *Most amusing shot ever.*

[@erkdoc5]

+Felix Catora I also lost it at that. Although, I would assume their expressions were hiding laughter and fear.

[@assemblyrequired7342]

+Felix Catora I'm surprised they weren't gawking. I'd probably be laughing out loud, imagining the whoever got stuck with serving the train tripping over his own feet to try and put out the fire!

[@shawn914]

Felix Catora a

[@ariklieu5011]

Felix Catora i

[@british-sama7007]

Actually is 7:11

[@logoseven3365]

"In a moment the incompetent steward is about to pour tepid coffee into your crouch. " Awesome

[@steecheeful]

I love the odd implication that the editor of Railway Express Magazine had somehow, at some point, upset Jeremy and this is his payback.

[@Electric__]

0:43 “MY PASSENGERS ARE LOOKING THRILLED!!!!!” the passengers: 😐

[@loganshaw9198]

Later passengers 🤔 at least our train is not on fire.😅

[@almostkentish3042]

that class 40 driver must have lit up like a young child on Christmas morning at being told ' right, jim, you'll take the freight and almost cause an accident, and Geoff, you'll take the passengers and hit a caravan.'

[@nohanahlous3135]

AlmostKentish trains and other passengers are not the same as the rest of the rest in the same way as the rest of the rest is the same as wr njkl.ll,m. Mm bum nm m yyggggfffffd

[@thetravinator934]

I can imagine the Class 08 driver laughing his ass off as he forces Jeremy to back up.

[@PendennisCastle]

Close, it's actually a Class 45

[@almostkentish3042]

Pendennis Castle​ is it? EDIT: after looking online, yes, yes it is

[@almostkentish3042]

Lacuna Leora 'nearly' being the key word here

[@rlwieneke]

how the hell do they get away with cars on fire on the tracks and a train crash?

[@QuadTubeChannel]

The BBC... they're good at staging stuff.

[@danlefou]

The Great Central Railway has the only stretch of double-track main line in preservation in the UK, so a film crew can do what it likes with a variety of old locomotives and rolling stock, provided of course that strict safety precautions are taken. It's all choreographed to the inch and the second with a big crew; what's brilliant and funny is that it looks so spontaneous.

[@naywils]

hardly a train crash, the train would more than likely smash through anything anyway.

[@catweasle5737]

+rlwieneke Money and lots of it.

[@louispearce]

+Vewser The real Class 08 horn is a two tone EDIT: It's not - made a bit of a mistake there!

[@thethomasfan2008]

0:00 The Canadian National #3254’s old whistle again and 1:43 The Canadian national F7 #6520’s Horn

[@Joe-oj2mi]

6:37 the future I love the editor’s face during the whole video

[@Bammer2001]

3:45 😆 Richard Hammond - _You drive, I steward!_ James May - It's *_MY_* train and the *_DRIVER_* makes the *_BLEEDING_* announcements!

[@NickelPlateMxne]

“That’s the way it is”

[@Bammer2001]

@@NickelPlateMxne What are you doing here, you Octoling? This is Inkling turf.

[@1Rolinha]

Lalalalalalalalalalala!

[@SuperZiggyCraft]

5:27 "James." "What?" "Your train's on fire." "Is it?" "Yes it is." "Right." lol XD

[@VtecGuru]

Ziggy Craft ikr lol

[@tundetheepic8631]

HeyItsAve he was like: *i don’t care..*

[@geertgietman]

6:47

[@marcosmedia7463]

1:59 School food be like

[@saberracer026]

5:17, a great meme template was born!

[@silvererain]

saw one passenger smiling for split second, they know it's funny

[@christinegrunert168]

6:55 "the fact that all the passenger ran away"... *get hit my train 😂😂😂

[@diamonddaylight4]

...

[@TheSchizoTrollinator]

“My passengers are thrilled.” His passengers : .____________________________.

[@baguettysheppy1740]

5:08 did they seriously use Battlefield: modern combat 2 music for this XD

[@EverythingWill]

this came through my village 😂

[@Albiliuss]

I came in your village! XD

[@KH-vq6fs]

EverythingWill jezza came in your village ..but then so did James in Jezza

[@ethanblackwood9665]

!!!!! Wow!!

[@gasperpancur8142]

I think no one cares

[@pix_d20]

@@gasperpancur8142 i do

[@TomDavias]

1:50 SOME POO'S COME OUT!

[@rn-zu5ld]

1:54

[@rn-zu5ld]

I mean 1:53

[@Loweffordproducions]

Train train!

[@McShaggswell]

No matter how many episodes I hear Clarkson say "Some poo's come out" in I laugh

[@j4ret221]

2:05 I didn't know Mr bean was on top gear

[@TopicalEssay]

Rowan Atkinson was the guest staring in the reasonably priced car during this episode

[@fiutare1]

I will never understand british humor. But I love it.

[@RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight]

It's a cauldron of pure sarcasm, with a mix of self-deprecation and a pinch of taking the piss

[@xDemonStorm87x]

@@RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight could not be more true lol and Ik that because i am a fellow Brit

[@visionist7]

I'm an Italian who spent my whole life in Britain and when I moved to Italy I didn't (and still don't) get Italian humour at all. I watched several Italian comedies at the cinema and everyone was laughing and I was just "this isn't funny. It's stupid". Italian humour is dreadfully unfunny

[@mygetawayart]

@@visionist7 it's just a massive clownshow for people who have nothing better to do than watch Silvio Berlusconi's simpleton's tv channels.

[@burnbarnaby]

7:10 Didn't saw this one coming.

[@MasterOfTheLemons]

I literally looked away for 10 seconds at 4:30 and when I looked back the kitchen was on fire.

[@stevenleeoff]

6:45 the iconic “smug” face 🤣 still gets me every time In 2021.

[@aristas3695]

Cant wait to do this with a Koenigsegg

[@aristas3695]

***** i wasn't being serious xD. i'd be lucky to even sit in a Regera in my lifetime.

[@dans6117]

Aristas you can’t, after around 100-120mph on a corner, it will derail on itself, do it on forza

[@bikerlad3138]

Aristas can't wait to do it with a g5.

[@Killerspieler0815]

@ Aristas - do it with 1000+ PS cars with all wheel drive in tripple traction ( = multiple "locomotives")

[@merajali8454]

@@aristas3695 Some day you'll have your own Koenigsegg :) Amen!

[@newem1nem]

The part @4:19 had me dying!!! James just repeating "penis" was absolute gold.

[@welshbolshevik]

H34dHun734R Did it have you as dead as the guy in the Scum Class?!

[@teamshuriken4404]

I thought of it as speedy. Since I saw an alternate version of it, I can't unhear it.

[@berkshiresubrailfan]

H34dHun734R i

[@gaminghuskyforlife]

i thought it was fetus

[@cruzeegooz938]

H34dHun734R we

[@chrishestand1032]

0:04 Jeremy's expression here, with hand movements, has made into my daily life.

[@hj_matt6993]

5:28 I like how James doesn’t care that His Train’s on fire

[@Blargenth]

Seriously, how do they get away with all that?

[@LPyourplay]

licence's

[@Ansaro1]

+Blargenth Money.

[@invalice123]

+Blargenth We don't have an economy. Got nothing better to do other than smash and burn things.

[@ProfessorHeavyTF2]

+William Strutt Well, considering the referendum result......... *YAY I TURNED THIS INTO A POLITICAL DISCUSSION SOMEONE END ME*

[@lolibz09]

+Professor Heavy yey brexit. gosh you brits

[@Joe13313]

1:52 some poo's come out. I cracked up laughing.

[@HORIANAFOREVER]

When the train hit one of the caravans I was dieing of laughter 😂😂

[@bigboyproductions4212]

SAME LOL XD

[@QF_Dan72]

Same

[@justinkwong8071]

0:32 They be like "Dude, BEST day for trainspotting."

[@memesrdreams4854]

5:20 A truly great moment, immortalized in the intro sequence forever.

[@anuradhagroundtraining3712]

"James, your train is on fire" " :) is it. " LOL

[@matthewmuir8884]

Considering that Jeremy's train is just a convertible with a roofless trailer, he is very fortunate that they did this on the one day of the year it was sunny in Britain.

[@haydenchristensen9751]

3:35 is where I laughed the hardest

[@iluvsooubway8008]

I did at 4:15

[@ddrusa]

Great Scott when this baby hits up to 88 miles per hour your going to see some serious shit

[@TheOpelkoenjas]

Literally. lol

[@maggosh]

SOME POO'S COME OUT

[@leonildagoncalves4454]

[@TheOpelkoenjas]

***** I saw that person's name come up, but without any comment left??? What did I miss, what did she say?

[@TheOpelkoenjas]

***** That's not what I meant. ;) You were replying to leonilda, but I'm only seeing her name but no comment left by her. Hence the reason why I'm asking: what did she say for you to respond? ;) Cheers.

[@metalinyourhead3604]

3:33 when James made that announcement. I was drinking tea and had spat it on to some papers.

[@Arvipa.]

Just imagine that old lady coming back from the groceries and just see this on the train tracks 🤣🤣

[@deadshot_daquiri_remastered]

"The sport train is invincible!" Not even 5 seconds later Train: I'm going to end this man's whole career"

[@DuncanAtkinson]

"hole" career!?

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

When they pass them and it's on fire i really love the little smirk on the editor's face XD

[@donovanmedley5756]

That guy in the scum class is dead O_o

[@ThisIsAaronTf2]

...

[@MCJimboy10]

+Donovan Medley all the passengers ran away after the fire, so their was no-one in it D:

[@jijzer4581]

***** lol

[@skylerr6538]

RIP random old guy who pissed right off the train

[@assemblyrequired7342]

+Donovan Medley Well, he would be if he didn't run away. Which is good, because that could be bad for Top Gear's image...

[@mochithedog5237]

4:10 Mature alright

[@TracksideManiac]

The fact that Clarkson just gets stopped by a BR Class 08 and Hammond sets the kitchen on fire is just hilarious.

[@loganshaw9198]

Someone forgot to turn off the stove.

[@hunterneitzel3012]

It was a br class 10, it's a lot rarer than an 08. The class 10 has a Blackstone er6t prime mover and general electric company nose suspended traction motors. The class 08 has an English electric 6kt prime mover and English electric 506 traction motors. The have the same design and power rating. While 996 08s were produced, only 146 10s were produced. Over 100 08s are still in service, and 80 08s are preserved. However only 5 class 10s were preserved, one of them being scrapped during preservation, so only 4 still exist. The 08 also had other variations, including the class 09, class 11, the class 12, and the class 13 master-slave units

[@roberthopkins7984]

6:16 one of the most sensible comments made by Clarkson.

[@efthymis_mc3474]

0:49 "Speed is right, speed is good, speed works" Me: SPEED IS KEY! ... ... ... no? Dang it.

[@MeDicen_Rocha]

where i have heard that

[@bobbymarshall5978]

+E.P Σpan Jacksepticeye?

[@efthymis_mc3474]

Bobby Marshall Duh...

[@alexvasquez9070]

LOL JACK reference

[@PainsGrin]

+Alex Vaquez speed is not key SPEED IS AN LOCK XD

[@nathantaylor5310]

7:06 gets me every time

[@AnanduMSMak]

5:27 James: You can't fool me Jeremy..Wait, where does this smoke coming from??😆

[@ChrisMolyneaux93]

SOME POO'S COME OUT

[@thewillofabeast9079]

1:45 "Some poos come out!"

[@jackmcdonald8355]

2:05 JC: "HA HA HAHAHA. James!" JM: "What?" JC: "Your train's on fire." JM: "Is it? (Sarcastic)" JM: "Yes, it is." JM: "Right." JC: "Well there we are."

[@chiefbosnmate]

I have to give all the passengers props for having a sense of humor on this one! otherwise they wouldn't have signed releases and we wouldn't have had this episode !

[@HandsomeMoose]

Another great Top Gear combination of caravans and fire.

[@pathos8307]

4:16 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@Glizyglazer]

Penis penis penis penis- *Next scene takes place after argument*

[@serbantudor2566]

No one: The SCP:SL intercom: 4:16

[@alexcarter6446]

I laughed so hard when Jeremy did his little dance after switching the tracks 😂😂

[@mffylaren]

4:17 “Lalalalaalalallaallaalalallalaalla peins peins peins peins peins its my tannoy” that got me so hard 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ilseawesomeness9828]

0:50 some might say SPEED IS KEY

[@RosTheBanned...]

yes

[@smittyplays04]

2:40 Hammond 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Frserthegreenengine]

“Nobody has ever thought ‘let’s make an exciting train!’” Well that's what we had Mallard and the LNER A4s for!

[@soundwavegamer2321]

And don’t forget the bullet trains of Japan serious those suckers are fucking awesome

[@loganshaw9198]

Maglift super speed 🚄 lol the bullet train icon showed up when I typed speed. Go pass the speed of sound in a vacuum tunnel.

[@pauloconnor2980]

I love the 'Peak' smashing into the last carriage at the end!!!!!

[@Tom-to5xe]

We need these as Hornby models and for James may toy stories

[@timesnewlogan2032]

Oh my god, YES!

[@IndianaNorthWestern]

YAS!

[@HDTransport]

YES

[@kamenridernephilim]

I'd buy it.

[@sweed6487]

Give it to bachmann and I bet they would even make more detail no thicker than 1 mm XD

[@BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

I love the look on the old bloke's face as they slowly pass James's smouldering caravan

[@AnanduMSMak]

5:18 hahaahahaha..Even our train is on fire, i must laugh at my rival😆😆

[@M3ndo2a18]

2:41 hammered made the minions laugh😂😂