Keep praying for Ukraine and sending your support! A win of Ukraine is a win for humanity and Democracy!
@akashkrishnat4812 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😜
@martavdz49722 жыл бұрын
Being from Central/Eastern Europe, I´m grateful that Stephen talks about Ukraine. Thank you so much for your support, it means a lot!
@shermanculbertson62442 жыл бұрын
I just want to say thank you Stephen. I’ve been really struggling with depression this year and I can always count on you to make me laugh and smile no matter what and provide me with an escape from everything. Keep up the great work.
@ajt517732 жыл бұрын
I hope you feel better soon! Please take care!🤗💖
@janetseidlitz59762 жыл бұрын
I hope it goes away soon for you. Keep finding things to make you laugh. It won't cure depression, but it can help you to cope with it.
@rocketsmall45472 жыл бұрын
maybe theres a rock in your shoe
@fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian2 жыл бұрын
Sending prayers and better days (from Long Island, NY)🙏🏼🙏🏼
@fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian2 жыл бұрын
@@SpicyMayoVegas agreed 💜
@sarcasticat69792 жыл бұрын
Imagine being that brave, knowing it'll probably be the last words you ever say, and then still getting to see the massive impact those words had. Like, yeah we're all happy he survived, he's happy he survived, but it must be surreal for him to come back and everyone's saying those words, it's on a stamp now, he's globally known as a badass... crazy the impact he had with just one sentence
@WhiteFangofWar2 жыл бұрын
Need to name the stamp after him. An eternal symbol of defiance against evil.
@MrKostrub2 жыл бұрын
One needs a lot of courage and bravery to shout some insults on radio, and then moments later surrender as a prisoner of war)) it is laughable and pathetic.
@smithjohn3832 жыл бұрын
@@MrKostrub after that insult Snake Island was shelled for hours, it's not like they immediately surrendered.
@Bill_Garthright2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. But I'll bet he's even more shocked at what Russian shelling has done to Ukrainian cities. Can you imagine being a POW at the start of the war and then, a month later, coming back to see what Putin has done to civilians in Ukraine? No award and no stamp would make up for that. I feel sorry for the guy.
@LB-tw7gg2 жыл бұрын
kostrub 1000 It also takes a lot of courage and bravery to talk smack on the internet, warrior.
@kbrock91462 жыл бұрын
The Snake Island soldiers SURVIVED AND WERE PRISONER SWAPPED?!?! I have never literally gasped, dropped my glass, and burst into tears of joy before, but I have now. Thank you for this update, Stephen.
@grmpEqweer2 жыл бұрын
I know! It was so good to hear that.
@californianorma8762 жыл бұрын
Yes, true, came out a couple days back... 🙏🏽🇺🇦🙏🏽
@spooky_hausintrees2 жыл бұрын
They blew that ship 2 weeks ago!
@frutrace2 жыл бұрын
@@spooky_hausintrees You might even say that Russian warship went and fucked itself.
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
And got a medal. 😁
@doclewis89272 жыл бұрын
I think all of the soldiers on the island should've gotten awards because you could hear him checking with them before he said it and they all agreed.
@daveg71722 жыл бұрын
and someone said, turn it up all the way first.
@DoctorTurdmidget2 жыл бұрын
k.
@vivviedarling93362 жыл бұрын
They all got medals and deservedly so.
@susanfarley13322 жыл бұрын
I saw a meme that gave me a giggle. Three shapes are pictured. A pentagon all one color, a hexagon all one color, and a rectangle with colors on it like the Ukrainian flag. Underneath the first one was "pentagon", under the second one was "hexagon" and under the last one was " yourtankisgone".
@grmpEqweer2 жыл бұрын
😁
@Zaluskowsky2 жыл бұрын
Omg
@allisonjames29232 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@DrPav2 жыл бұрын
@@grmpEqweer Q
@St.Linguini_of_Pesto2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 awesome!
@rufust.firefly2882 жыл бұрын
Here's another tip, if yachts are being seized, maybe don't show up at a yacht award ceremony in a European country. 🤦
@maryelizabeth67972 жыл бұрын
Kind of like the people who showed up on January 6th at the Capital building wearing company uniforms and various name tags ready for selfies. Then were proud as punch and posted them on KZbin. LOL
@vickybartistry32922 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a sting operation lol…like here’s your free tv lol
@rowynnecrowley16892 жыл бұрын
Right? That's like Lestat showing up at a "Free Virgin Blood" party.
@aprilwheeler39492 жыл бұрын
@@rowynnecrowley1689 🤣
@SaadiaElaazize2 жыл бұрын
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@lw32692 жыл бұрын
"If you want to camouflage a tank, maybe disguise it as something that moves". I laughed way harder at that than I should have.
@hokagesama2532 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX3Rf6uFlNx7gdE.✅
@loisfolk54922 жыл бұрын
Me too. 😶
@cherylsibson25292 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they could have used graffiti - one letter doesn't make graffiti though.
@darrellfisher63072 жыл бұрын
Got me too 😂🤣
@ChaseSchleich2 жыл бұрын
They should just get some poster board to put on the top and sides and then write "NOT A TANK" on them. It would be just as effective.
@leyrua2 жыл бұрын
Getting a medal for cussing someone out is something that the rest of us can only _aspire_ to. 😆
@Swan-rb4yg2 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
@Verrisin2 жыл бұрын
not someone. _a warship_ :D
@johnmcclure402 жыл бұрын
Aspire--- and practice.
@uriahheep56652 жыл бұрын
I did it to a supervisor before walking out. Felt GOOD!
@JedidiahWB2 жыл бұрын
@@uriahheep5665 no medal though, the satisfaction is its own reward there.
@brandonwomack73792 жыл бұрын
That "WOOO, I'll filibuster anything that moves!" made snot come out my nose! 🤣🤣🤣
@ark1942 жыл бұрын
that was a good one.
@JBond-zf4dj2 жыл бұрын
Snot THAT funny.
@sshza21432 жыл бұрын
what are you gonna name it🧐🤪😁✌😎
@brandonwomack73792 жыл бұрын
@@sshza2143I think I'll name it baby Zion!😂
@Canuckmom1282 жыл бұрын
Kicking off my morning with Stephen and Co…trying not to do a “spit take” with my Coffee. I love that SC is keeping Ukraine in everyone’s thoughts - they deserve every ounce of help they can get. Hope Prosecutors are sending an Invitation to Cawthorne as we speak, inviting him to come in for a wee chat. I didn’t think it was possible, but he is getting close to a tie with Gaetz for Biggest DB in Congress.
@dar444452 жыл бұрын
👍😂🤣🤣🤣
@panchopistola82982 жыл бұрын
I hope Putin wipes his ass with the Ukraine .
@uncannyvalley23502 жыл бұрын
Funny how we never heard any of these jokes when invading Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, Palestine, Sudan. They all have oil, so I wonder what the distinction is exactly? What do all those countries have in common that the Ukraine doesn't Hmmmmmm
@marielhuegel50212 жыл бұрын
Your comment ? uncanny valley? posed as a rhetorical question sounds a lot like a typical Tucker Carlson sound bite. As though you are insinuating something for which you have no evidence. As though you want to cast aspersion, but have no basis for doing so. If you've got something to say, have at it.
@uncannyvalley23502 жыл бұрын
@@marielhuegel5021 that's ironic, so ah, let's see if you're not a hypocrite, seeing as Tucker Carlson is always pointing out how bombing Muslims is bad 🙄 Why did we invade a single one of the countries we did in the last 20 years?
@Jenjeal2 жыл бұрын
🌻I wonder how the lady handing out sunflower seeds for soldiers to keep in their pockets is doing.🌻
@NoahSpurrier2 жыл бұрын
She’s running out of seeds.
@douglashenry69962 жыл бұрын
She's having a bumper crop this spring. 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
@Toywins2 жыл бұрын
Like seriously. She's who I'm concerned about! 😩💯
@tamikoestomo32752 жыл бұрын
As almost everything is very serious in my Country right now, this Indonesian is very grateful to you for making her really laugh! God bless you, Stephen! 🙏💝🙏👏❣️🌴🇮🇩🌴❣️
@geekdivaherself2 жыл бұрын
God bless you all! I wish you and yours well. From Seattle, USA❣🇺🇸
@jsully80762 жыл бұрын
Love from the Midwest, glad you love Stephen as much as I do!!! ✌️❤️
@tammystockley-loughlin76802 жыл бұрын
Gotta throw some east coast love and positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself.
@sshza21432 жыл бұрын
🙋♂️🤞🙏🧡😁✌😎
@naomibee88812 жыл бұрын
YES!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Hope it’s a “FOREVER” stamp! 🤣🤣🤣
@lorenrenee12 жыл бұрын
Friend was long time in Young Republicans national convention and I was always amazed at the debaucherous stories she came back with. Cawthorn is definitely telling the truth.
@Toywins2 жыл бұрын
He is. Sometimes the simple answer, it's not just the right answer, it's the only one! 😂😂💯
@Magziesfuntime2 жыл бұрын
In the Russians' defense their vehicles haven't actually been moving that much... ROFL!
@ChaseSchleich2 жыл бұрын
Really makes you wonder how much of a military superpower Russia actually is. If they can't even keep up supply lines and fuel transports in a neighboring country, how would they do in WW3? If it wasn't for their nuclear arsenal, I think they'd be crushed by a UN alliance if WW3 happens.
@seppeisenmann87102 жыл бұрын
Probably why they used carpets; carpets normally stay where you lay them down, until they're picked up (or stolen) by the Ukrainians. 😂😂😂
@FuriousImp2 жыл бұрын
Usually when they get towed by a tractor! In all seriousness... I'm thinking that they are trying to confuse the AI in the drones like the switchblades by covering them with carpet and branches.
@leyrua2 жыл бұрын
I find your choice of "ROFL" deliciously ironic, since very little "rolling" is occurring. 😆
@victoreklofslott80932 жыл бұрын
I can't remember s tonne gunnery
@phillipgathright80012 жыл бұрын
Next level cluelessness: Asking a murderous, blood-thirsty dictator for help with a political smear.
@bunzeebear29732 жыл бұрын
Especially when that dictator has a lot of OTHER concerns on his plate right now. Not clowning around and yet?
@omstout2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he should have just made a bunch of stuff up, bleached his phone, hidden a email server in a bathroom, and murdered a couple of sex trafficers; CLINTON. At least President Trump, left the Whitehouse; (unlike Obama) and his kids don't have to resort to finger paints to pay for coke, strippers, and whores....
@gypsysoul51722 жыл бұрын
It's pretty pathetic and disgusting (but not surprising) that Agent Orange would reach out to his Dictator friend during an attack on Ukraine, asking him to find dirt on Biden's son. That goes to show how selfish and shallow tRUMP is. He's only trying to find a monkey wrench/weapon against Biden so that he can DEFLECT from the CRIMES he's committed as more is being revealed about his dirty deeds.
@lynetteray21462 жыл бұрын
The U.S. should sell that stamp at twice the FOREVER price and send the extra amount to Ukraine! I would buy 100! And put them all over my envelopes!
@hokagesama2532 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX3Rf6uFlNx7gdE👀
@mlebrooks2 жыл бұрын
Great idea
@MrEyedealism2 жыл бұрын
I was just looking up where to get one.
@kbrock91462 жыл бұрын
I want a sheet of those stamps to mount as art and hang it on my wall.
@californianorma8762 жыл бұрын
I would buy a block to frame 🇺🇦
@skymama652 жыл бұрын
Hey! Here's an idea for all those captured superyachts: Use them to shelter a few families without homes & women fleeing domestic violence. All that space shouldn't go to waste, and the women & children they shelter certainly deserve a bit of luxury to help them decompress as they work to piece their lives back together.
@gamepapa12112 жыл бұрын
The moment Stephen mentioned "...using branches and straws to conceal other armored vehicles", my mind went to all those "YOU SEE, IVAN..." memes of the good old days of he internet.
@mshindiwataji2 жыл бұрын
That was a wonderful intro. Although I could have lived a lifetime without that Sen Grassley pic. MY EYES!!👀 😝You cannot unsee that. 😂
@sierraguru69422 жыл бұрын
The thought of Grassley having sex is enough to cause nightmares. It's practically necrophilia..
@bobcourtier46742 жыл бұрын
He uses a Popsicle stick and some tape.
@craigs12662 жыл бұрын
@@bobcourtier4674 🤣🤣🤣
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
With Bengay.
@umbertoverbita66532 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha...😂🤪🤦♂️🥶🤣🙈
@umbertoverbita66532 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha...😂🤪🤦♂️🥶🤣🙈
@jocosus32 жыл бұрын
3:13 If the USPS were to commemorate the same stamp, I'd definitely buy as many as I could. #Classic
@Supernov42 жыл бұрын
The first person on earth to receive a medal for swearing.
@gentrykoda2 жыл бұрын
You gotta love it! 😂💙💛
@paulchapman80232 жыл бұрын
I’m sure plenty of soldiers have received medals for refusing to surrender, even if none have ever done so in such a… colorful way. But yeah, that was awesome.
@SpikeandAngel3452 жыл бұрын
I was at the show tonight and there were parts where the audience was laughing so hard I couldn’t hear what he was saying, I love him so much
@uptick8882 жыл бұрын
👍
@edwardfletcher77902 жыл бұрын
Steven is incredibly funny, love this show 👍
@laalaa99stl2 жыл бұрын
Laughed way harder than I should have at the Russian Empire Carpet jingle. 😂
@Echo81Rumple832 жыл бұрын
That damn jingle still haunts me; downside of having an ADHD brain 😑
@hokagesama2532 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX3Rf6uFlNx7gdE...
@dunkelmonkey2 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold
@rowynnecrowley16892 жыл бұрын
You sang along.
@MonkeyJedi992 жыл бұрын
@@rowynnecrowley1689 Yes. Yes I did.
@RowdyBoy822 жыл бұрын
I love how Steven has to preface the word oligarchs with Russian so we don't confuse them with our American oligarchs.
@MonkeyJedi992 жыл бұрын
And that guy Timothy Oligarch! . Wait, what? It's Olyphant? He's a bit too short to be ridden by a squad of Haradrim...
@CloudsGirl72 жыл бұрын
Yeah... **depressed sigh**
@JFrazer43032 жыл бұрын
Oh hush. We don't talk about that. America is a land of democracy and fair play, don't you know.
@JK-vp2ux2 жыл бұрын
In America they are called "mobsters."
@reynardfoxx67532 жыл бұрын
In America they're called "trumpists".
@cherylpa5272 жыл бұрын
It makes me cry that Russia is sending in young people for a "military exercise" most completely oblivious, with food for a couple days and no supplies. It just goes to show how Putin really is a dictator and war monger who cares nothing for his own people. 🥺 I get the humor part, but imagine if you were those men. I hope we can all, around the world, unite and stop dictators, no matter their country of origin ❤️🌏
@chonqmonk2 жыл бұрын
Well if that makes you cry, whatever you do, don't look into what those young people you're crying over are doing to the Ukrainian people.
@jmack1292 жыл бұрын
@@chonqmonk it possible to walk and chew gum at the same time. It’s devastating what’s happening to the Ukrainian people, especially the children. It’s also horrible what a dictator is forcing his citizens to do.
@cherylpa5272 жыл бұрын
@@chonqmonk you misunderstood my comment, ,I was relating that many Russians don't want this either, it's horrific. Putin must be stopped and any dictators like him
@dozzer0092 жыл бұрын
@@jmack129 Absolutely!!!
@bobcatbigpaws55972 жыл бұрын
He thought he would win the war in one day. They need to send him to jail and put him on bread and water.
@ellei568472 жыл бұрын
The running "is potato" joke is just... Fantastic.
@tammywilks87822 жыл бұрын
Im living for the guy who laughs the hardest at all the shows! He makes me happy 😊
@fattdamon53422 жыл бұрын
... Is potato... ...
@neildelacruz1052 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered who that guy is. It sounds like hes at every show, so maybe he's on the staff?
@pibyte2 жыл бұрын
I guess he is one of the writers of the show, laughing at his own jokes ;)
@zoeydeu22612 жыл бұрын
His laugh makes me laugh
@BOhl2 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t he the guy laughing out loud during the episodes they recorded in the office?
@honest-teaspillingtheteaon26352 жыл бұрын
I fell out seeing the 'camouflaged' trucks. That's hilarious. They should just give up now.
@alansmitheejr.2 жыл бұрын
By law no Russian superyacht is allowed to be lengthier than Putin's long table.
@TheDarkness12 жыл бұрын
Should be no longer than Russian potato.
@cc1k4352 жыл бұрын
And if it is, you should assure him it's not. Nothing like a crazy dictator insecure about the length of his table. 😆
@Vagajammer2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkness1 ...is potato
@TheDarkness12 жыл бұрын
@@Vagajammer Is poh-tah-to. Russian get lazy.
@samiam45442 жыл бұрын
Putin had to invade Ukraine to make room for his new table.
@dontaylor73152 жыл бұрын
During WWII, General McAuliffe reportedly replied "Nuts!" to a German demand that he surrender. It wasn't what he actually said but his real retort was unprintable in the newsmedia back then. In today's media we'd read it as spoken and it may well have been exactly the same as the now-famous Ukrainian response.
@CitizenAyellowblue2 жыл бұрын
That stamp is now the worlds hottest collector’s item.
@hokagesama2532 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX3Rf6uFlNx7gdE👀
@markmh8352 жыл бұрын
I really want one. Or a set. Or a whole sheet. I wish the US government would print stamps that are that "patriotic." But nooooooo............ the religious right would be going apesh!t if the post office tried that.... despite the huge amount of money it would raise.
@aandrus21692 жыл бұрын
I'm conviced Ukraine can make money selling those stamps worldwide. I'll buy a sheet!!
@dozzer0092 жыл бұрын
@@markmh835 Huh??? All my regular US stamps have the American flag on them so how how is that not patriotic to you? Edit: but I agree about the religious right part lol
@carladehaas78662 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I wonder how a person could buy 1 of those stamps? Maybe a group could get together and buy a sheet? I'm game.
@bkmeahan2 жыл бұрын
The "Superyacht awards ceremony" sounds like one of those stings the police do where they tell all the people with outstanding warrants that they have won some prize and invite them to come pick it up at the prize ceremony.
@TheNocturnalLogician2 жыл бұрын
"Haunted jack-in-the-box" really got me. Stephen is always on point with those names.
@rowynnecrowley16892 жыл бұрын
He looks more like a ventriloquist dummy possessed by a demon.
@DrachenGothik6662 жыл бұрын
I LOVED "The Notorious B.I.G.O.T" for Trump... 🤣
@DiustheZ2 жыл бұрын
To be fair I can see why they disguised their convoy's in branches and not "something that moves" because their convoy has barely moved due to their well known gas shortage
@saturnv24192 жыл бұрын
Super yachts being caught because of passengers really summed up Putin's "special military operation" very well.
@kuzzbillington63922 жыл бұрын
indeed. It sure is 'special'. that's what mother russia is telling it every day.
@El-wv1tf2 жыл бұрын
"smallest penis award" for the super yachts is spot on!
@kingleonidas4412 жыл бұрын
I don't collect stamps but I need that damn stamp
@Wow.yaroslav2 жыл бұрын
Guys, the stamps aren't yet printed. Let's stay in touch, when these are available in stock I will send you as many as you need. Thanks for all the help to the Ukrainian people!
@JackycClark2 жыл бұрын
Hiding a super yacht with loose branches and carpet was funny . Notorious B. I. G. O. T. also good . Escorts giving away yacht locations is hysterical because it's probably true .
@Lucius19582 жыл бұрын
*"I camouflage tank with straw. Is blown up."* *"I camouflage tank with twigs. Is blown up."* *"I clever: I camouflage tank with bricks. Now tank cannot move."* 🐷🐷🐷
@RK-2522 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Gold. 😂
@sirmoonslosthismind2 жыл бұрын
I find new camouflage for tank. Is potato.
@Jen_Wick2 жыл бұрын
😂🥔
@douglashenry69962 жыл бұрын
🐷 #1: Vladimir Putin 🐷 #2: The former guy 🐷 #3: Kim Jong Un Add Winnie The Pooh in China and you have the world's worst dictators (and one wanna be).
@susannechinn6472 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@judianx2 жыл бұрын
My 13 year old best friend cat Pumpkin passed away today, thank you Stephen for being here for me.
@irenemax35742 жыл бұрын
Aww, hope you feline less sad soon (pronounced feelin’-please crack a smile to reward me for trying to lighten your load of sorrow).
@reginaromsey2 жыл бұрын
So sorry you needed the lightening for such a reason!
@judianx2 жыл бұрын
@@irenemax3574 I appreciate the intent - thank you
@rdc20212 жыл бұрын
The yachts being caught because of the passengers is halarious
@hokagesama2532 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX3Rf6uFlNx7gdE ,
@darkmyro2 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that it's selfies. Million if not billions of dollars in yachts, men with all the power and prestige, and they're getting their stuff taken by a (presumably) iPhone and a few social media posts.
@DneilB0072 жыл бұрын
@@darkmyro Here, let me fix that for you: “... iPhone and a few social media posts by their ex-wives.” You’re welcome.
@gamepapa12112 жыл бұрын
Escort selfies did it for me.
@rdc20212 жыл бұрын
Foiled by your ex has got to be the worst though, as if a selfie wasnt bad enough the fact that its your ex has got to be the salt and lemon on a wound🤣😂. And you know what they deserve it, 100% and 100 times over! for having stood by Putin for all these years through all the poisonings and "accidents", contributing to the corruption in Russia and especially now for the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine. They deserve it. I hope millions of selfies keep being posted and these people suffer, if you call loosing a superyacht suffering compared to what the people of Ukraine are going through. Glory to Ukraine🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 May Zelensky lead his people to victory and peace
@trevawhitmoyer6822 жыл бұрын
Thanks for helping us to laugh in the face of adversity, Stephen!❤️
@doinacampean91322 жыл бұрын
Radio Erevan question and answer: "Is it true that the Russian army is the second best in the world?" "Yes, but not in the world, in Ukraine"
@VeggieNatureGirl2 жыл бұрын
I've loved getting to see more of Louis this week! Always enjoy watching him play, and his guitar tonight is lovely!
@Tustin21212 жыл бұрын
I enjoy how the rest of the band have taken up, in his absence, Jon’s usual thing of making sound effects when Stephen puts away his invisible props.
@davewebb94522 жыл бұрын
I want Jon back, but Lewis (Louis?) has been wonderful subbing. Nice to know Jon can take a couple days off and the band doesn't lose leadership or chemistry.
@krisfrederick50012 жыл бұрын
Republicans don't seem to mind acting like and being called traitors, it's their sex parties they're protective of. 👍🏼
@thisbushnell48242 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep out the riff raff. (.....which is why Madison is whining.)
@nk-dw2hm2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen a cokehead worried about their stash? That's exactly how gqp are acting
@Cancer8872 жыл бұрын
Good one and so true. 😆 🤣 😂 😹
@nk-dw2hm2 жыл бұрын
@The Surly Bear the only time the right is interested in sex is if they can limit the freedoms of consenting adults. Or if they can force someone to have a child. They are the ones trying to avoid being associated with the orgy
@thisbushnell48242 жыл бұрын
@The Surly Bear the GOP are fake bible thumpers, banning some citizens from h.s. sports participation because of sexual orientation, attempting to resurrect the misogenation laws, just to start the extensive list rolling. You have it just backward, dearie.
@Opus3132 жыл бұрын
Judging by the camouflage, a 'bucket of hot doo-doo' would actually be an upgrade...
@askthepizzaguy2 жыл бұрын
It has earth tones. Just pour on R Kelly's doo doo butter, instant camo.
@kingjamos24222 жыл бұрын
I, for one, think they should go with Target's logo.
@Alpha07272 жыл бұрын
@@kingjamos2422 At least that would be smaller than the giant red USSR Flag that some of their tanks are flying.
@samiam45442 жыл бұрын
The ones they "gifted" to Ukraine are even more camouflaged.
@lazyperfectionist12 жыл бұрын
0:47 No, no, no, Russia. What Sun Tzu wrote in _The Art of War_ was, "All of war is based on _deception."_ Not _"...decoration."_
@edburton68012 жыл бұрын
That empire carpet joke is the most Chicago thing I’ve ever seen him do 😂
@LindaC6162 жыл бұрын
It's everywhere
@ark1942 жыл бұрын
For real...took Stephen back to his Second City roots, no doubt.
@ark1942 жыл бұрын
@@LindaC616 it originated in Chicago decades ago. That is as old school Chicago as Bozo the Clown, Harry Carey, Jim McMahon, and Harold Washington.
@LindaC6162 жыл бұрын
@@ark194 I remember
@MonkeyJedi992 жыл бұрын
@@LindaC616 Is that you, Pepperidge Farms?
@jademoon79382 жыл бұрын
When I heard "orgy in Congress" the mental image my brain pulled up was a bunch of Skeksis without their robes on in a dimly lit cave room lmao it's trying to protect me.
@taiken642 жыл бұрын
Ukraine: Releases stamp featuring soldier giving the middle finger. US, land of the free, late nite TV: Censored.
@Echo81Rumple832 жыл бұрын
The Ukrainians are balls-of-steel madlads, whereas, in America, on the other hand, trying so damn desperately to remain puritan despite having republican senators hosting orgy parties :/
@cc1k4352 жыл бұрын
We have some very oversensitive GOP snowflakes trying to take over the country here. We can't do irony just all the time. 🤔
@abdulmasaiev90242 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it's some government regulation that makes it that way or if it's just that CBS is ran by habitual pearlclutchers who are afraid they might literally die if they ever go "GASP!!!"
@Wow.yaroslav2 жыл бұрын
Guys, the stamps aren't yet printed. Let's stay in touch, when these are available in stock I will send you as many as you need. Thanks for all the help to the Ukrainian people!
@AnnoyingMoose2 жыл бұрын
US TV audience: What is hidden by the black square on that stamp? TV censors: Is potato.
@LaSnob7112 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Stephen & Co! It's a great start of a day when I can have a cup of Earl Grey and a good laugh first thing in the morning 😆 Greetings from the EU! 😃
@Silverfirefly12 жыл бұрын
Earl Grey in the morning?! What kind of a monster are you? Don't make me call the Tea Police.
@jyrinyberg10352 жыл бұрын
Only thing that Russia has done is show how pathetic their military is and Finland once again dreams of Greater Finland
@koopailija2 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@rankat18412 жыл бұрын
"As of this taping, Sen. Grassley has not denied our allegation". 🤣🤣🤣🤣Perfect! It's what they do all the time!
@oldrrocr2 жыл бұрын
Chuck is all: I knew we should have fired that intern (Cawthorn) when the thought first occurred to us!"
@rankat18412 жыл бұрын
@@oldrrocr 🤣🤣 It's their own fault. They're the ones that have let these nut jobs stay in office. I was going to say, stay on the job, but they don't shit concerning their job.
@4P_sALT2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know I needed to hear an off-key singing of Russian Empire today but I’m HERE FOR IT Edit: this is a lot of likes lol, I said what I said in jest
@doctaflo2 жыл бұрын
Sounded on-pitch to me
@Ryanscoolness2 жыл бұрын
War crimes Schmor crimes, is Nyet much different from our(us) time during the past twenty years of military conflict.
@kathyastrom13152 жыл бұрын
Stephen also included a nice reference to the well-known other Chicago carpet commercial jingle, National 2-9000.
@TR4zest2 жыл бұрын
It was not off-key.
@jamesoverholt8782 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, you'll realize after they install your flooring....is potato
@bregancool9802 жыл бұрын
Haunted jack in the box! This whole Madison Cawthorn lampooning makes me laugh for days😆😆😆😆😆
@oldrrocr2 жыл бұрын
the fact that kinky sex in the GQP is embarrassing them... while they openly embrace the biggest criminal ever in politics ... WITHOUT BATTING AN EYELASH... is just mind-blowing!
@laalaa99stl2 жыл бұрын
Assly, gasly, or Chuck Grassley. Nobody rides for free!
@unrulysimian38972 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@ozzyfudd49882 жыл бұрын
Greasy Grassly, the only successful example of reverse taxidermy...
@brandondavidson40852 жыл бұрын
We got our weekly "is potato" joke! I think at this point Stephen hates having to put them in but he knows we love it.
@karenconroy-3dogma2 жыл бұрын
I seriously want " Is potato" tshirt
@sweiland752 жыл бұрын
How hilariously ironic that they can't show a postage stamp image of a middle finger on American media.
@johnarnold8932 жыл бұрын
swelland75......yeah it's weird they can't show a finger or hear the Ukrainian tell the the Russian to fuck himself in Russian but they can show dead bodies and totally destroyed cities and towns. You have to wonder where their values lie.
@ImoniFatty2 жыл бұрын
Very. It’s ridiculous because other countries press have more freedoms.
@Pyranders2 жыл бұрын
That's the CBS censors.
@AntalopeAUT2 жыл бұрын
Hey hey hey, you gotta watch those brutal middle fingers ... they are weapons of mass communication ... and we cant have people communicating clearly nowadays, cant we ^^
@mcrestwood73782 жыл бұрын
Yeah shocking,,,lol 😆
@chrislux30352 жыл бұрын
I‘m no military expert, but i can imagine that branches on top of a vehicles can disguise the edges otherwise seen on satellite images.
@Donnie-Lee-Gringo2 жыл бұрын
Cawthorn was invited to sex parties by Lindsay “I’m not gay” Graham
@embreis22572 жыл бұрын
Stephen mentions this Cawthorne guy a lot. is it because he represents a district in Northern Carolina, Stephen's home state? what are the odds he gets re-elected later this year?
@Toywins2 жыл бұрын
@@embreis2257 Cawthorn would never... See that strand of pearls he was promised...
@Elated_Llama2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, a Dutch warship once snuck away from the Japanese navy in WW2 by disguising itself... as an island. trees and all So Russian yachts disguising themselves with trees and foliage is not the worst idea... though i have seen better
@serendipitouslytranscenden88432 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness they post the show on youtube because I miss stuff sometimes from laughing into the next joke and missing it. This can't be only happening to me,,, frequently.
@rikkiechambers49592 жыл бұрын
Either that or I’m reading funny comments and have to watch again lol
@dos_mas_8052 жыл бұрын
1:41Big up Joe for coming in on the clutch while John is out and huge shout out to John with best wishes at the Grammy's!
@SpaceForceCommander2 жыл бұрын
Those Russian military vehicles looked like they were festively camouflaged by Melania Trump.
@Tao_Tology2 жыл бұрын
Nah, they weren't blood red or bathed in harsh cold lighting and dark shadows.
@jaspr19992 жыл бұрын
I firmly believe that the Russians have the perfect idea for camouflage using surrounding matching environments. That's what they should do with the superyachts... Just cover them with ocean and we'd never find them!
@riparianlife977012 жыл бұрын
Cawthorne has managed to make me look at the handicapped as equal. That's an achievement. I've never hated anyone in a wheelchair before.
@douglasdavis83952 жыл бұрын
George Wallace was no prize.
@Tao_Tology2 жыл бұрын
Well the gop use him as a 'tick box' publicity tool, not for his "smarts" or political savvy.
@katherinescooking2 жыл бұрын
Embarrassed he’s from my district in North Carolina.
@wilsonsmom4112 жыл бұрын
“As of this taping, Senator Grassley has not denied our allegation” 😂😂😂😂😂
@ArmedDem2 жыл бұрын
Those trucks have the equivalent of a Trump comb-over on top 🤣 Bro, you're or fooling ANYONE.
@lisajenkins44162 жыл бұрын
The drum when Stephen put away the imaginary Christmas things. Thank you for that since Jon is not there.
@jnewcomb2 жыл бұрын
I miss Jon but I'm really enjoying Louis' banter. Must be part of the band requisites. Plays a fabulous set and can come up with off-the-cuff funny chatter in an instant.
@gentrykoda2 жыл бұрын
Where is Jon anyway?
@guerreroseventyfour18192 жыл бұрын
What happened to Jon?
@BeeWhistler2 жыл бұрын
@@gentrykoda I just googled his name and it looks like he’s up for a Grammy this Sunday, so I guess that’s where he is. Fingers crossed, he deserves a win.
@jnewcomb2 жыл бұрын
@@guerreroseventyfour1819 He was nominated for 11 Grammys so he's busy schmoozing in LA.
@gentrykoda2 жыл бұрын
@@BeeWhistler cool! Thanks. I hope he wins too!!
@debbiedezwaan15632 жыл бұрын
Thanks Stephen, for keeping it real through all this crap going on in the world. XOXO
@c.michellesparks29252 жыл бұрын
I live in The Villages and can tell you this is the first time Madison has been right that I'm personally aware of.
@cuddlycactus18622 жыл бұрын
After growing up in Tyler, I refuse to go anywhere near East Texas. Gohmert is one sick bastard.
@princesssprinklesthecat41922 жыл бұрын
Wow. That must be awful. Why does any normal person live there?
@Toywins2 жыл бұрын
Damn. I'm not surprised though... 😞
@KC-6032 жыл бұрын
You totally make my day! You and Feeding Steven on KZbin. It's been a ruff two years! Your shows have helped me get through! Thank you!
@tsarfox34622 жыл бұрын
The fact that Russia is getting it's ass kicked this bad makes me laugh.
@mikeobrien67042 жыл бұрын
The Notorious BIGOT. I love these nicknames that Stephen and his team come up with for Trump 🤣
@akinpaws2 жыл бұрын
Check the screen at 6:27. He solicited suggestions on Twitter & credits the person who first suggested each name he uses. I cannot imagine how long that list is.
@blackeyedsusan7272 жыл бұрын
@@akinpaws Thanks for the tip. I need that list, because as long as we have to mention Mar-a-Lardo, we need options!
@akinpaws2 жыл бұрын
@@blackeyedsusan727 It's nice to know how much his ego must hate everyone calling him ridiculous names. In related news, Vlad is actually short for Vladislav. Vova is short for Vladimir.
@mikeobrien67042 жыл бұрын
My favourite was from the other night. I posted on here already. "Don Con Jovi" 😂
@Zaluskowsky2 жыл бұрын
@@akinpaws guess I finally found a reason to use Twitter
@NewMessage2 жыл бұрын
'Splashback'... nice choice of words there.. * retches *
@DonaBlancas2 жыл бұрын
The 49 million dollar super yacht was the smaller yacht that went inside the 700 million dollar super yacht. The Oligarchs escaped on the 49 million dollar yacht.
@ChrisAlbertH472 жыл бұрын
I find it unbelievable that no one has yet painted Ukrainian flags on those seized Superyachts. C'mon, wouldn't it be fun? 😂
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
Those yachts will be returned to their owners very soon. It's just about paying the right people.
@ozb10102 жыл бұрын
@@tinaperez7393 I doubt soon but ideally if Russia does pull out presumably the yatches would be returned to it wouldn't make sense to damage them
@reginaromsey2 жыл бұрын
@@ozb1010 a little paint on the outside wouldn’t damage them . . . Much. Its the paint thinner and brushes in the engines.
@Markle2k2 жыл бұрын
Okay. Who picked “disbelief in the existence of orgies” for “Things Stephen Colbert and Louie Gohmert Have in Common “?
@Bill_Garthright2 жыл бұрын
Oh, Gohmert definitely believes in the existence of orgies. He just imagines that it's we Democrats - and, especially, we atheists - who are having them. Trust me. Right-wing Christians seem to be just _green_ with envy at all of the sex stuff they imagine we're having. Of course, we _are,_ right? And it's even more wild than they could possibly imagine. Heh, heh. Eat your heart out, Republicans. :)
@dannmarceau2 жыл бұрын
The Republican "party" (term used loosely) is a mess.
@marvinmartion11782 жыл бұрын
It's an insane asylum on the loose!
@o.b.72172 жыл бұрын
Or, as we experts call it: "a clusterf#ck".
@shadowLurker4v2 жыл бұрын
Would be nice if the yacht seizure continued to include American oligarchs too
@Lagimus2 жыл бұрын
Guaranteed Senator has that picture framed and is laughing his ass off.
@craigs12662 жыл бұрын
Guaranteed? 🙄
@Sarados19802 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong but the russian camouflage isn't as ridiculous as painted here. Vehicle camo is mainly for the time the vehicle are on stand-by and the "top straw" are probably to avoid aerial detection during this time. The main goal of this sort of camo is to break up the sharp lines of vehicles, to make them more difficult to see. I was a tanker myself in the German Armed Forces and when we were on training excercise we also covered our tanks in trees and branches and it worked very well. (We even had one incident when our food supply unit wasn't able to find us (and we are talking about six Leopard 1 tanks!) because of it.)
@matthew.datcher2 жыл бұрын
Who knew the Russians would resort to the Birnam Wood defense?
@mlebrooks2 жыл бұрын
Hey it worked in Macbeth
@yousaidthusly4612 жыл бұрын
That’s it I’m saying it: If Madison Cawthorne said it were GOP members that he looks up to, that literally could be anyone
@sirjer732 жыл бұрын
Damn bro u went there!!!!
@catherinekenny39262 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😅 😅 😅 Stay strong and safe and SANE from the west coast of Scotland x
@MonkeyJedi992 жыл бұрын
Oh wheelie now?
@Toywins2 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness 😂😂
@yousaidthusly4612 жыл бұрын
Sorry if that was ableist, but even if he could stand he would still somehow find himself on his knees
@8088I2 жыл бұрын
A 'Dic'tator Anywhere is a threat Everywhere. "Is Potato 🥔!" - at best for the People.
@SN-sz7kw2 жыл бұрын
Groupon for hair plugs. 😂😂😂
@wade79202 жыл бұрын
A yacht with a boat inside is a Yacht Pocket!
@LindaC6162 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@tsicy67312 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@aubrey16332 жыл бұрын
I really needed the laugh, always grateful for Colbert. The former president is being more disgusting than usual and it's driving me nuts. I need late night 💖.
@housequakeb68662 жыл бұрын
IS POTATO 🥔
@MaryAnnNytowl2 жыл бұрын
Stephen, that knockoff of the "Empire" ad was hilarious! And the rest of the video was top notch, too - thanks for helping me smile!
@Tadicuslegion782 жыл бұрын
I should have taken up Privateering Russian Super Yachts as a career
@reginaromsey2 жыл бұрын
Aren’t Letters of Marque still in the Constitution? I thought someone had tried to get one recently. Of course those things are probably armed to the waterline!
@caliscribe21202 жыл бұрын
That hurt so much when Stephen made fun of Kirkland Signature products. Those are my go to (if I can pour them into a high end brand container.)
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows theyre just as good and often better than the name brands and often the name brands make them too - so it's their same stuff - but just labeled for the kirkland brand and costco! Besides, only people who can afford a membership and shopping at costco can afford to shop there, so Kirkland's practically a status symbol. 😜 Costco and Kirkland are big on quality to value. Interestingly (possibly), whole private companies make and sell their products only for and to be sold under the kirkland brand. Whole wineries, brewers, etc. Costco / Kirkland shops the market of a product and once they find something they really like that fits what they need they sometimes make an exclusive deal with the maker. There have been blind taste tests of wines where the winner was produced for the kirkland label.
@Szabla15952 жыл бұрын
I've seldom been disappointed by the fine folks at Kirkland.
@raygunsforronnie8472 жыл бұрын
@@tinaperez7393 A few years ago someone wrote about the difference between Costco shoppers and Sams Club shoppers: Costco shoppers are thrilled to buy a designer t-shirt for $15, while Sams shoppers won't pay more than $5 for a t-shirt.
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
@@raygunsforronnie847 a ha! More confirmation that those $15 dollar designer tee shirt wearing costco shoppers are the elites! 😜😁
@raygunsforronnie8472 жыл бұрын
@@tinaperez7393 Radical elites in minivans with soccer moms driving. Oh, the humanity! /nudge, wink
@graemealkins91382 жыл бұрын
That stamp should be produced for reconstruction fund $100 a book $250 for a print id buy both
@Wow.yaroslav2 жыл бұрын
Guys, the stamps aren't yet printed. Let's stay in touch, when these are available in stock I will send you as many as you need. Thanks for all the help to the Ukrainian people!
@OlEgSaS322 жыл бұрын
"Yacht Gacht Caucht" sounds like the most Boston accent thing Stephens ever done, also this makes the second time Mushroom Man publicly asked putin for favors and none of his deranged tantrupets give a f***