Carl Visits The Urgent Care

[@nattryyann]

Miss Ashley: * thinking it’s a normal day at work * Carl: God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem

[@gracev9302]

I’m cackling. I just don’t know how you come up with this stuff. Your improv is the best I’ve ever seen🤣🤣 Carl is my favorite character.

[@lachimoltrufia3874]

“The” Urgent Care has me howling 😂

[@sweettexast2894]

Here in Texas, we use “The” in front of everything...hahaha! The Walmart, The HEB, The Dairy Queen, etc. 😂😂😂😂

[@hannahisabel8015]

@@sweettexast2894 being from Indiana it can be annoying living in Georgia past 10 yrs or so and it’s low key rubbed off on me

[@daisydaisy0121]

"She lives with me... in her house"🤣

[@thebowingangels]

😂😂

[@mollyhasadolly7790]

Mary putting on Carl’s voice, being Carl impersonating Carl’s mother, is brilliant 🤣

[@suzannearthurs8492]

Now that I know that Carl is not scripted out and all improv makes me appreciate your talent even more. You are a total genius!

[@yellowsubmarine1321]

I agree💖💖💖✌️

[@tirralirra6209]

I love Carl so much. He's my favorite character besides maybe the grumpy librarian. I would love for Carl to do a Valentine's Day Speed Dating event!

[@SpeedyJanet]

That would be so funny!

[@leslie6938]

We need some grumpy librarian again soon!

[@MyPumpkin75]

Yaaaaasssss!!!!!!!! I wonder how slow Carl's speed dating would be?!?!? He should definitely get through at least 3 people, all of them shutting him down IMMEDIATELY! And he's so sweet and unknowing that he wouldn't even take much offense to it. I can hear him now: "Well, I heard this was called SPEED DATIN' so I guess I best be speedin' it up!"

[@dianatrueblood7109]

I think it'd be a hoot to see Carl go after the librarian!

[@tirralirra6209]

@@dianatrueblood7109 omg that is one of the best ideas ive ever heard!! Two videos, one from each viewpoint!

[@genesiscanace1806]

Carl rly said "I identify as skinny" LMAO 😆 love this as always mary ❣

[@witchywhispers]

“Underwritten by Frank the taxidermist” 😂

[@Himaryous]

Nice Psycho reference there!

[@jayne3546]

Mary, oh Mary, I am listening with headphones and my family keep coming in asking me why I am laughing so much. I just said it was a 'medical drama' and that Carl was having trouble with his cholesterol numbers. Your improv skills are amazing and I can see Carl as a doctor...he would be so classic. I can see him interacting with patients....now that is a video I would love to see. LOL

[@amyburge6630]

Needed this today. I don't claim my weight either carl 🤣

[@SamAlsoAaliyahhere]

The brick phone had me in tears😂

[@fawnwolf]

"I do not claim it" I'm dyinnnnn 😂😂😂

[@mattmadn]

Would be hilarious having a shady business video on whoever sold Carl his medical insurance 😂

[@theclownsystem9429]

"I don't like you anymore, that hurts!" I have no idea why that's so funny to me but I am literally laughing so hard that my sides hurt!

[@oatmeal2419]

“a lot of my weight right now… i do not claim it” lmfao

[@mrsgenesissims]

For the record, I have never fallen asleep to any video with Carl because I don’t want to miss any of his lines 😂 This is pure comedy. Your improv is GOLD.

[@conniebradley9307]

Hi there my Mary/Carl!! You have master pieced Carl’s character to a different space unknown in the universe!!! Carl is such a unique person that no one can be compared to him !! How you come up with these role plays is beyond me!! Love you Mary / Carl!!! ❤️❤️😅😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@getoutofhere1234]

"My cholesterol number i dont know what that is but i put in my social security" LMFAAOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sasporilla]

Carl is my comfort character 😆

[@aria3329]

😄😆😁..."You have very exciting ankles..."

[@kroton09yt15]

"Boss man....boss lady...that harpy".. 😁😁😁too funny...

[@sydneysmilesalot]

I feel like Mary had a couple drinks before filming this 😂 I love it!

[@sydneykendall7125]

Mary, you are such a talented lady! What a terrific comic character actress you are! And a brilliant comic mind! "...and I got hit in the stomach with kettle bells, at a reasonable price..." :D You're one of my favorite entertainers. And no one's better at getting me to sleep with your whispered ASMR. Thanks!

[@Xtina_9]

“My weight technically is not real” omg I’m dying laughing I love Carl 😂😂

[@sweettexast2894]

I am so here for the “Year of Carl”! 😂🤣😂

[@michellec2053]

Omg I cant mary 😂😂😂😂😂 the train killed me it " that is unnerving " so needed this I cant stop lauguing

[@gabsasmryt]

if my future child won’t get me blowers for me and my turtle, I don’t want it😂

[@tamz4127]

Garden shears and Flex tape. Oh Carl that had me in stitches. 🤣🤣🤣 I cried, it was hysterical.

[@jaimeeguevara100]

Hi Mary! Here’s a video request: positive affirmations and/or advice for someone who’s constantly feeling down about themselves. It would really mean a lot ❤️

[@stephmishelle]

lol lawd have mercy, as a fellow southerner I’m dying l🤣😭🤣😩🤣lol Carl could be my uncle bubba. Instead of going to the dentist for a tooth pulling he’ll get liquored up on Jim beam at the deer camp and have them pull his tooth with pillars. U ain’t a southerner unless u got a Carl in ur family

[@amandanapolitano6905]

“Like a possessed moth” ☠️☠️☠️ Lord I’ve done heard it all now! Soooo funny!!

[@PussnBoot2516]

I watched your video about becoming Carl. It's kinda freaky how one minute you're yourself, Mary and then all of a sudden you're Carl with Carl's voice and all right before our eyes. You are so talented Mary and I love all your videos. Thank you so much.

[@Jesslyn2911]

I clicked on this so fast 🤣

[@VL-xo1zf]

Not the garden shears!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@antiheroasmr2192]

I always wanna comment with a single favorite moment in a Carl video. But Carl really is just the gift that keeps giving and I simply cannot site the entire video 🤣

[@sufferedlearnedchanged]

The "Killin' It" hat is A+. 👌🏼😂

[@heatherzayachkowski2189]

I have been waiting for this! Carl is my favourite and has had me laugh myself to sleep sooo many times. Mary you are Soooo ridiculously talented

[@mandytaylor1893]

"Garden shears and flex tape"?!!!? I just passed away 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@stormirose]

Omg I am so excited! I keep rewatching all the old Carl videos over and over, haha. There is something so soothing about Carl talking in my other ear while I do work or play a game! Thank you!

[@rainingonyourcharade]

Your sense of humor, especially in this genre, is refreshing and delightful. 💜

[@HeathBlair]

Poor Carl. It’s funny and sad but very entertaining.

[@neethewondercat]

Thank you Mary 🌟

[@jimmyraye5693]

Just saw your video becoming Carl, and I couldnt wait to see this 😅As always you are so talented,So Funny and I couldnt end my night on youtube with any other video👍

[@emmyandboo]

Pure Genius Mary - you should have a billion subscribers!

[@grandmavibesasmr8668]

This is the absolute most funny thing I’ve watched all week anywhere!

[@roisinlong7984]

Awh you have made my week! Huge Happy New year Mary! Lots of love from Ireland 🇮🇪 ❤

[@peachesvancouver]

there’s a special place in my heart for carl

[@xenomorphprincesss]

These videos truly crack me up, I wanna fall asleep to them but at the same time I wanna stay awake to watch the whole thing because they’re just so funny LMAO I love you Mary

[@FlorieFlowers43]

Carl is a great character

[@Weirdflex4496]

I wanna sleep but I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

[@ashleywiedau2887]

This video just made my entire year! And I agree, we shouldn't weigh ourselves until at least February 😄 Thank you for the fun video Mary! 💖

[@theirishslyeyes]

Lol I died at the part where Carl said he wasn't claiming that weight 😂😂😂 I felt that in my soul!!

[@marissasimas9258]

I missed Carl so much!

[@sabrinagarcia7543]

You should do a video as Carl’s mother

[@sicksadgrls]

I’m in tears 😭 ur so funny and it’s so natural! I love this

[@cassidy6257]

I once asked “how big does the diameter of a pizza have to be to be considered a UFO?” while under the influence of some heavy painkillers. To this day, I wondering if there is answer.

[@TessaLCastro1216]

I was sure Carl was gonna start cussing out that trailer in the background lol I love how you improvised, Mary😆

[@Sarabibliomania1]

When I heard about the turtle I thought maybe he’s been told that turtles can breathe through their butts and he inserted the blower to see if he could blow it. But your version was much better!

[@KarenRiffe]

Another classic Carl video. LMAO. Thank you Carl/Mary. 💞

[@msmonkey70]

Oh I live for your roleplays. The more the better!

[@SodaPopJX]

Saw Carl in my sub feed and said "yeeessss" out loud🤣

[@MaraLatorre]

Can you please have Carl become an MLM/Pyramid scheme sales rep??

[@emmasmith9808]

You weighed me out there in the hall and you made a face.... bahahaha I am cracking up already!!!!! Carl is very perceptive 🤣

[@ZoeAmory]

The sweetest creepy guy in existence. XD Love the video, thank you for this!

[@zayredvillarreal7285]

i just got covid and your videos have been my go to comfort watch for years now so all i have to say is thank you for being here for me ❣️

[@marymahns5963]

Omg I love this video. Carl is my favorite. You are fantastic!

[@kaciejames]

i don’t claim my weight either 🤣

[@Royal_ASMR]

😂😂 I freakin love your creativity & characters you come up with

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Thank you!

[@Royal_ASMR]

@@SouthernASMRSounds you’re truly welcome Queen!

[@yuleweimer]

Happy New year! Very good, as always. Hugs from Brazil

[@krazytallblondy]

I really want to see Carl in Dr Benson's dental office. 🤣

[@MsCgordo]

Howling! 30 seconds in, that phone brings back memories. 🤣

[@Leiaza]

I feel Carl is like Mary's weird brother. Just so crazy to remind myself it's still her lol

[@zombiegirl1444]

The beginning killed me lol 😂😂

[@Maria_FFerreira]

"You feel like a delightful lizard" 🤣🤣🤣

[@claireelizabeth9431]

OMG it's Carl! I missed you my *KING* 👑

[@LadywiththeLamp]

Been binging on Carl videos since I'm home sick and I have to say, Carl is my comfort character. I love him!! Thanks for giving us this hilarious redneck everyman to laugh at. Spit takes and tears watching Carl!! Better than an SNL skit.

[@caliigurl925]

I absolutely loathe Carl. Job well done! Tysm for this amazing video Mary!!

[@elyana6884]

The hat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I started laughing 2 seconds in. How do you do this omg.

[@JuliaN-fi9zw]

Love the video Mary! On a side note, has anyone seen Cathy Lee in awhile? Last I heard she had some health problems :(

[@SouthernASMRSounds]

Unfortunately, I lost touch with her and don't know how she's doing. :(

[@maxwhite768]

@@SouthernASMRSounds Oh no, I hope she didn't die...

[@HaleyBWheeler]

I was thinking this same thing. I sure hope she’s okay. 🥺

[@hotwasabi1085]

The part with the weight killed me!! It should be illegal to get weighed before February

[@TrevorKombat]

CARL is back..love this character

[@nancytimpa1981]

Exciting ankles!

[@shelby3489]

This is golden ☺️ I needed this lol.

[@spazmaticme]

Man Carl got himself in one this time. 🤣😂I blame the crocs.. such a funny story.

[@lefi5053]

LOL IM LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣 Loved it! 💗💗💗💗

[@MoniqueDanielle]

Yay Carl is back 💃🏽💃🏽

[@bqlla2789]

“Mr Robert” 😭😭

[@juliatudorache9474]

YES! I've been waiting for this video! Thank you Mary! You're the queen or roleplaying!

[@northerngal0073]

Carl is my favorite. You're a genius but now we need a Part 2

[@ashleystith3880]

That moment when your name is Ashley 🤣

[@ArtotheEm]

It’s ok Carl, I’ve got about 15 pounds that I don’t claim either

[@asmreireannach]

This is so endearing! Do you improv all the Carl videos? Edit - perhaps just a touch less endearing as the narrative unfolds :)

[@NaNanners]

Yessss! I love Carl videos, what a great way to start the year🤣 I just watched the whole Carl Playlist last week😅

[@thebowingangels]

One of the highlights of this video for me: discount kettle bells 😂

[@Lytah84]

"Possessed moth" 😂😂😂😂💜💜💜💜

[@AmarielTheGrey]

You feel like a delightful lizard 🤣🤣🤣 oh Mary, you've outdone yourself!

[@cease8213]

Not swamp ass 😭

[@manuelamootsy6871]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Bless your heart Carl.

[@angeladavis7922]

I love it! Carl is my favorite. 😂

[@susanwillmore754]

Carl just cracks me up 😂