Carnival Dude - Web Redemption - Tosh.0

[@ramost7]

3:50 This dude finger rubs his nipple mid conversation 🤣

[@HerrPoopschitz]

🤣🤮

[@lilbucko]

Mmm bowl a gravy

[@JustSwivel2]

Self soothing

[@Karmajo2024]

Stimming

[@buzzkillingit3892]

I definitely noticed that to lmao

[@HHh-ej4rl]

I have never felt smarter about myself than after watching this guy.

[@dannygreen5477]

Dear mister K Dilkington, you are one of our most loyal-

[@shelbylee168]

"320 Went to 740"....now we understand how you lost $2600

[@justabitofjunkie]

Precisely.

[@marvinargueta2850]

Man glad you did the math as well...almost made me doubt myself

[@WinkLinkletter]

Right: "...and then $740 went to $2600."

[@TDKM9]

I knew someone else heard it🤣

[@cannibalcorpse6664]

Love it cuz u can buy those at circus circus lol

[@mikekearney5951]

I always bring my life savings when I go to the carnival

[@jasonsaulters6027]

He went back home to get more money XD

[@heybabycometobutthead]

These comments are gold

[@DrFunk-rk6yl]

I thought it was just me.

[@ralphblaine7153]

Big steppa

[@187420666es]

If you ain’t bringing your life savings to the carnival 🎡…you ain’t living life right

[@Lee-ws3qq]

4:10 - "there was no way i could lose".....almost as bad as "320 turned into 740"..lmao

[@richardkempton1894]

The funniest part is it was for a Kinect.

[@Nob911]

Kinect

[@richardkempton1894]

@@Nob911 there fixed it for you.

[@Nob911]

@@richardkempton1894 10-4 roger that

[@brandib264]

EXACTLY

[@Nob911]

@Izaak Woodruff aghchahahahacaha General Kenobi

[@dano1307]

"I look for the hustles in people" "Carnival by definition, means charity"

[@J.W.Brogan]

"I look for the hustles in people". He found it alright. LOL.

[@deadmeatjb]

He did an ocular pat down

[@whitestguyuknow]

"For once in my life I happened to become _that_ sucker" I highly doubt this was the first time

[@867diesel]

To this day he is still that sucker 🤣🤣

[@TheBeefSlayer]

Never let this man near a casino.

[@a105-t5m]

or buy one and hire a couple low rent ladies tah pull dollars out of that chin strap

[@TheBeefSlayer]

@@a105-t5m tf?????

[@a105-t5m]

@@TheBeefSlayer why act shocked. You could have seen that mark from a mile away.

[@IamnotJohnFord]

"Did you look in the eyes of your kids and tell them they aren't going to college?" Daniel, no kid of his was ever going to college except to study underwater basket weaving.

[@kinggrooms7473]

That British guy is hilarious 😂 one of the best comedians I’ve seen

[@user-of9ut1hd9q]

That editing at 3:52 had me dying lol

[@about29cats]

It's sad to learn that Vin Diesel only made $2600 off of all those movies, after taxes and nipple piercings.

[@Serialberto82]

This dude was a good sport. He’s an idiot on but a good sport. Shoutout to Tosh for keeping us laughing in these crazy times. Peace.

[@maxiepattie85]

well said

[@cb9996]

You mean these tyrannical times? Yeah I agree

[@codrinn9999]

Shut up

[@amandalardinois2636]

Eqp

[@afrocoolio25]

I couldn't help but appreciate his statement "I look for the hustles in people." Nah fam, I don't think he does.

[@gabrieljude2478]

Wonder if anyone else noticed him playing with his nipple at 3:49 LMAO

[@greybush919]

well I read this a few seconds prior so.. yeah 🤮🤮 thx bud

[@mikey52034]

Look like he was fondling a nipple ring 😂🤮

[@braydendulaney6192]

Just you

[@DizzleJay27]

These are my favorite versions of Vin Diesel and Jason Statham.

[@whitediver45]

"I don't trust anything that's held together by a spell" -Tosh 😃😂😭

[@user-px6qo2jr8x]

Reminds me of Clark Griswold going to the cheap casinos

[@miscosoop]

I got dooped as a child at my local fair by a carnie. Handed me those darts and told me to practice a few times so of course i did it and as i tried to leave he got serious and said “$12 for the throws” Never went to the fair much after that

[@limericky8548]

"For once in my life I was the sucker"

[@Sickwithit355]

3:49 Dudes just twiddling away at them things

[@azmodandiablo3420]

I do that to mine all of the time. Just not during an interview with thousands of people watching.🤣

[@J_Clean_1996]

3:53 is Gold.

[@finjames4878]

“And you should not be having sex with her… in public” 😂😂😂 that one got me lmao.

[@fanoboss]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW SEASON OF TOSH.0H !!!

[@theb4rcl4y24]

I thought it was cancelled

[@fanoboss]

@@theb4rcl4y24 DO NOT COME AT ME WITH THAT NEGATIVITY !!!

[@OffshoreITguy]

"Carnival, by definition, means charity." It does not.

[@OffshoreITguy]

@N A A what dictionary are you reading?

[@OffshoreITguy]

@N A A car·ni·val /ˈkärnəvəl/ Learn to pronounce noun 1. a period of public revelry at a regular time each year, typically during the week before Lent in Roman Catholic countries, involving processions, music, dancing, and the use of masquerade. "the culmination of the week-long carnival" Similar: festival fiesta fete gala jamboree holiday celebration party parade procession march tattoo 2. NORTH AMERICAN a traveling amusement show or circus. "he worked at a carnival, climbing Ferris wheels and working 18-hour days" Similar: funfair circus fair

[@criscojesus4378]

@@OffshoreITguy I appreciate you

[@j_emceee]

Lol I have no idea how he came up with "charity." It comes from the Latin carn (flesh) and levare (to put away), being that carnivals were a celebration and all-out feast before Lent began (when people would then have to abstain from consumption of meat).

[@rustyshackleford2022]

Definitely a black guy wrote this

[@arnehemingway6063]

"The next time you wanna play a game of chance in a dirty booth, eat at a Waffle House." As one who never exaggerates, this is the funniest line in the Universe.

[@FLKNIGHT954]

😂😂😂 $2,600 life savings and could've bought a Xbox connect for alot less!

[@joelargumedo1596]

Kinect*

[@BrownBrown270]

Could've spent 1000 and bought a ps5

[@robertvigh9699]

Daniel: Does she know not to speak up? Sucker: HAHAhahaaa...

[@airgunfun4248]

3:21 I didn't realize I was being clowned RIGHT NOW!

[@logangaymer7739]

Out of all the guests that try to act, this guy has been the best.

[@dubstep8081]

I was thinking the same thing, dudes really natural.

[@Sergio-kd9wm]

Act wtf are you talking about he’s not acting

[@monsterwatchtruecrime]

I wonder if Tosh quietly gave this dude that $2600 after the show

[@AllanPowell]

2650

[@monsterwatchtruecrime]

@@AllanPowell fair. Although the math didn’t add up when he talked it through. They legit just said “whatever you have in the bank” it seems like on the last go round

[@monsterwatchtruecrime]

@Wynn Wynn well that’s a luse luse then

[@ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844]

I would hope that bein on the show pays more than that. I thought it was around 5 grand if you are someone to get to be featured on the show for something they find on the net.

[@PhunnyConflicts]

They only get $700 for appearing

[@rjchavers9267]

Daniel is awesome interviewing.

[@ryanlueras4594]

You is awesome commenting

[@airgunfun4248]

​@@ryanlueras4594Huzzah!

[@christopherkaiser1]

The pause was funniest part.

[@matthewholmes8638]

The huge piece of sushi on a stick is priceless..

[@donalddiamond618]

320 goes to 740 lol. How could this guy ever get hustled lol

[@VISIIONS215]

I’ve been waiting for this to get uploaded for so long 😂😂😂

[@613lcd]

I got to say I'm kinda of jealous of him owning the rasta banana

[@theb4rcl4y24]

3:49 “does she know not to speak up” his reaction was so telling

[@AndrewsMissin]

3:52 OMFG HAHAHA

[@J_Clean_1996]

"I forgot to lock the wheels." 😂

[@FreeStyle786]

(1:50) that’s hilarious… that’s exactly how a ‘white van speaker scam’ goes down

[@gbrown3783]

Seriously they got me like 10 yrs ago lol

[@FreeStyle786]

@@gbrown3783 ahhh that sucks, I hope they didn’t get you for much. Did they use the same script on you? Saying it was an overstock or some other bs?… they still do this crap today

[@weirdworldmedia7815]

dude is wearing tinted safety glasses as sunglasses.

[@jklacker1]

Love you Tosh!

[@krontz78]

For some reason I love this guy

[@rogue1267]

3:50 is this guy just playing with his nipple in the middle of the interview? 🤣

[@azmodandiablo3420]

I'm all for people playing with their nipples but that guy did it in an interview🤣

[@calvindirkmaat]

Daniel is love, Daniel is life

[@one.2622]

Audience did not get that dow game lol very funny stuff

[@jeremyk_541]

Every time I'm feeling bad about myself I just watch this video

[@TheGoliathen]

Let you know a few trade secrets...every year we had a state fair and they would hire teens from our area to work 'under the table' for a 2 weeks. So we learned the cons. Softball pitch had a hard rubber stop behind the basket and all the softballs were hollowed out. We had a few real softballs for the passerby to try and they would usually stay in the basket, think it's easy and would switch out once they paid. Basketball hoops, they hammered the hoops in so bad, that they were almost egg shaped. Unless you swoosh it, you got no chance. Also they overnflate the balls. On coin toss, plates were polished with used cooking oil from the vendors. Made them so slippery. On player vs player games, like clown balloon pop, whack a mole, etc. Prize would cost us less then 2.00 a piece. So even if we had just 2 ppl playing, we made a profit. But they preferred we ran it with at least 4 ppl. These are a few of the games my friends and I had worked. I'm sure there's others, maybe next year. We want to work the bb gun shoot the star out and see what's up with that.

[@brettkelly4575]

Not enough bb's

[@RKKDesign]

😂 😂 I used to be a carny for the company that invented the whack a mole, the water shooting race games are the only legit game. The news casters were the funniest part of this bit .

[@groypmint]

Daniel we need a new special

[@tylervincent2559]

I wish he would either reboot the show on a streaming channel or have a special on one of them

[@VQ-FU-2]

The funniest part is literally the msrp for both combined is $500 at most😂😂😂

[@maritimemongo01]

Love his felon line

[@MonicaM96]

Henry Gribbohm is still alive after getting scammed 10 years ago. Glad to see he's doing well and his kid must be grown by now too.

[@dozer1642]

I can find no definition of carnival that includes charity.

[@RickR69]

Wikipedia "Carnival", Ctrl-F "charity", no results found.

[@fluffyfeetbmf]

I don’t trust anything being held together by a spell🤣🤣🤣

[@pavitarstargate2862]

Always thinking of you ❤ 🤍 💙

[@mcmc7746]

3:50 🤣🤣🤣

[@MGeKaaja]

4:02 jim jeffries's laugh

[@johnyoung2702]

This guy refuses to own up and admit he f@cked up! Lol

[@MikeySilver-ib6dh]

Hank from Manch vegas! He's a real one I know him from back in the day.

[@thecommonsenseconservative5576]

Nowhere in history has carnival meant charity

[@81bajaj]

Exactly! It comes from carne--flesh--the massive physical celebration of satisfying the flesh before the austerity of Lent.

[@rickybobby8224]

You should just assume this guy is wrong about everything haha

[@souglas]

Three twenty went to seven forty. You got it boss!!!

[@rgveclipse]

Dam Dominic Toretto really let himself go huh....who needs a life savings when you have FAMILY 😂😂😂

[@one.2622]

You look like a bootleg version of this guy though 😂🤣😂😂

[@rgveclipse]

@@one.2622 maybe with more hair, im hispanic, and i weigh a bit more. Maybe the mexican version

[@olderetiredtreemahn3234]

Got the banana 🍌 alright 👍 Right in the keister haha 😄😆 🤣

[@haranguemeringue8957]

…so he does actually have a kid? I’m kind of relieved; I thought the stroller was just to cart the 🍌 and/or other carnie goodies. 😂

[@WatchDoggyDog]

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏💥😎👍better luck next time dude lol, I mean at least he knows ya gotta play to win 😛🤣🤣👏

[@RevengeAvenger]

I feel like this guy watches Fast and the Furious thinking "Yeah, that's me"

[@jasonrideout4836]

I ran the tub game during the summer as a teen...they hook you with a drop ball...when there is a ball in the tub and you toss the second ball in..the first ball cushions the ball you toss keeping it un the tub...when they go to remove thecball you tossed in they remove the second ball...leaving it impossible to land the ball in the tub

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Dude next time just buy a Giant Toy Banana from Wal-Mart.😌

[@JosephLedbetter]

Line well delivered "Or would you be more comfortable playing Whack a mole in Santa Monica"

[@carlosgaleana3541]

Carnival jokes remind me of that one equals 3 episode where ray says similar jokes

[@whisker.biscuit8149]

Bring tosh back

[@867diesel]

We need it

[@Aquatation]

"Does she know not to speak up?"

[@BeastCake1349]

I’m happy this guy got his money back and then some.

[@informationageenterprise2184]

Damn, I fell for those same speakers in a Home Depot parking lot a few years ago...

[@scabcrawler632]

I seen a smaller one of those bananas at goodwill for a couple of dollars few weeks back

[@PyroMite0213]

Life savings of 2600$?!?!?! Wtf 🤣

[@ivonned32]

I wonder which half will win. The gangster upper half or the Dad half?

[@gabriels1163]

That giant sushi on a stick is genius. Surprised I havent seen one before at a fair

[@alexusbratva878]

Does she know not to speak up Haaha ha ha ...dead stop. She knows not to speak up 🤣

[@slayer40sw]

$2,600 as his life's savings? Hummmm..... that's a hell of a life...💪🏻😁🤳

[@one.2622]

How much do you have? Don't lie either haha because you are driving a single cab lol

[@dabomboo7o]

Tosh-Iba speakers… genius.!

[@anthonyhewitt9397]

Carnival is actually derived from the term, "carne-levare" which meant "farewell to meat" in Latin. It was supposed to be a celebration before the starting of "Lent". 🤓🤯👍

[@joshuaclark7509]

320 went to 740. Lmfao

[@DM0317]

The people's cork host looked and sounded like Mr Brady from "The Shinning ".

[@Shmancyfancy536]

Overly competitive ego people always get in gambling problems.

[@smith97320]

Getting a tad nippy at 3:45

[@blazayblazay8888]

THE GAVE YOU THE BIG OLE BANANA ALRIGHT

[@stoneseabolt]

The APR% joke seemed to go way over that guy's head...

[@a105-t5m]

wasn't his life savings 2600?

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

He's alot better off with that giant stuffed Jamaican banana than a Kinect.

[@GruntHumor]

At around the 5 min mark, he looks like a shorter, fatter, Channing Tatum 😅 Even the same lingo "that one looks cool" This is my favorite tosh.0. so damn funny. "There was no way I was losing" "Then when I came back it was $320, then it was... $740. 😅😅

[@whocares4464]

Strong math skills

[@wealthyblackman2655]

The game "Dow-jonesing!" Dude says: "Sorry market crash "....

[@04dram04]

I dont understand why rigged carnival games are still legal.

[@dontcare7086]

I'm guessing it's because you are supposed to know it is designed to not work. It's like those claw machines. We all know it is programed to only grab a item 1/100th of the time or w.e

[@MYNAMECHEF_FilthyFrank]

The most hilarious part of all this Is the best that could have ever happened was him winning a fucking Kinect! XD

[@jgedutis]

Imagine spending $2600 to try and win a XBox Connect 😳

[@onionface5835]

that's Jim Tavere, haven't seen him in years.

[@92coupelx]

Is that British guy the same guy from the movie Weird Science?

[@michaeldespres1931]

Lol thats my friend. I've seen that banana in real life.