C**k Guy - Web Redemption - Tosh.0

A man who used vulgar language against a judge gets a Web Redemption.
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Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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[@briancannon3987]

The show is 90 times better than ridiculousness

[@austinfiala5230]

No. It’s not. It’s at least 100000000 times better

[@deathknight161]

that's not saying much

[@filmsta5sixtoosie]

It's not even the same premise... and ridiculousness is on mtv... tosh was on comedy central... how can you even compare the two

[@dylwaybake]

Daniel Tosh’s new podcast is a million times better. Ridiculous was just cringe. That blonde girl is a mess in public haha.

[@juanContreras-hj2bl]

@@filmsta5sixtoosie one has great writing

[@IZM3R]

Man, wish that skit was longer. The Dice man killed it.

[@boredapathetic]

HICKORY DICKORY DOCK, oh!

[@garyabernethy2]

I wish I could see that lady's bra

[@ExplosionChimp]

Judge literally just sent a man to jail for calling him a name.

[@bdan6954]

Judge literally just sent a man to jail for contempt of court.

[@Yomommasbussy]

Calling people names is actually harassment...so lol

[@bobboberson6664]

@@Yomommasbussy weak sauce. Grow a pair

[@bobboberson6664]

The judge had a tiny wang

[@allenmcdonald1878]

Fr that's bullshit. Founding Fathers would roll over in their grave over this petty bullshit, on both sides. But I feel they'd be more pissed at the judge..

[@commonsense5489]

“I believe it was Ben Franklin that said even though I walk through the valley of death”😂😂😂

[@brandonmullins6862]

Cant believe dice clay is in this lmaooo

[@solidsoup5027]

Is that actually dice ?

[@NavySARman]

@@solidsoup5027 Yes, that is Andrew Dice Clay. A true stand up legend.

[@solidsoup5027]

@@NavySARman ain't seen much of him nowadays.

[@davedave2882]

@@solidsoup5027 sure is!

[@comfortablynumblbg]

Hell yes it is

[@HowieRaps]

He said he accepted his apology but still gave a charge. That's a man with a complex

[@victorspennato3008]

No

[@sneb602]

Yes?

[@BruklinBridge]

I'm pretty sure Tosh can reach around just fine.

[@TabethaAurochs]

The ad before the video isn't even over but I'm already ☠

[@konkeydong8524]

Oooh ionooo bout this one chief, ya might get canceled in today’s hypersensitive society. 😬😂

[@BUrtREYNOLDSjr.]

"what is your damage little boy?"

[@TWOhype23]

@@TabethaAurochs well what was the ad??

[@banned36022]

Congratulations!

[@sheineman1]

Tosh: "Its hard to reach all the way around." ADC: "who u kiddin, you've reached around pleanty of times... Ooooh!"

[@pyronite59]

OoooooooOoooohhhhhh

[@easymac2004]

Tosh bent OVA..........

[@easymac2004]

Rova took Ova, Ohhhhhh!!!!!

[@keatonscreations]

The dude is trying SO HARD not to laugh while the lawyer is talking to the judge

[@simplez4ck]

god i love this show so much. seen this more than a dozen times never fails to split my sides.

[@zf5656]

After i was bailed out of jail, I was told i had to stay in that particular county; not my own county to continue to work and live my life. My lawyer said, "the judge can't do that, and he knows it. But, it's not worth fighting." After i was released from the county, I was sent on a literal impossible mission; i found out that's not even how it works. The timeline made no sense (24 hrs if i remember) to complete my court orders. Duval county in Jacksonville FL. I can't remember the judges name.

[@zacksrandomprojects9698]

Lmfao! It was good to see the Dice Man in this skit! He nailed it. 🤣🍻

[@fluffstuffpootiebean1688]

Damn, judge wasn’t playing that day...must’ve got served his divorce papers. Bad timing, Brian.

[@JavierFernandez01]

The dice are still rollin.

[@FinznFowl82]

Back in my drinking days I was pretty much like Otis on the Andy Griffith show, I was in jail almost every weekend. One time it was in the winter and the extreme cold was approaching. I was in jail with a homeless man and he was in on a shoplifting charge and he wanted to stay in jail for the winter months so he would have a warm place to stay. Well we had court one morning and he was before the judge when the judge gave him his sentence of 30 days, he told the judge "I can do 30 days standing on my head, ya prick" the judge replied, "For contempt of court, you can do another 60 days on your rear end." The homeless man replied "thank you sir" so when he was released it was spring and nice weather to be a homeless man. It was hilarious because the judge was just as funny. I'm pretty sure it wasn't his first time, everyone knew the homeless people would commit a petty crime and get locked up intentionally every winter so they would have a warm place to say. If I'm not mistaken one of the guys was charged with stealing a gumball machine and breaking it right there on the sidewalk and he was picking up the change when the cop pulled up.

[@ryanh1275]

the fact a judge can give someone prison time for them saying something mean is mind blowing

[@rotationtheory33]

Yeah I know. they just let one guy out and he cut his girlfriends head off in public. Happened a couple days ago

[@alberthernandez5318]

@@rotationtheory33 I just read about that

[@rotationtheory33]

Albert Hernandez it’s absolutely mind blowing they let some people get bail

[@dandrechesterfield5411]

That's how the court makes money. They don't care about people.

[@tylerbonser7686]

The fact that he threw a knife at his dad and isn't smart enough to keep his mouth shut is mind blowing.

[@caseyboutillier7510]

Love that tosh pulling on his stand up pals

[@seattlered3018]

I can't believe he had the Dice man to defend his client! 😂😂😂 Hilarious!

[@PuadafaProductions]

Yes you can often get two sentences as “concurrent.” You can be charged for 10 years on on charge and 10 years on another, if they are from the same incident the judge can have you serve both sentences at the same time.

[@Phil1053Locket]

Lol that’s not what he was talking about but this is true.

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Who said you couldn’t

[@dahleno2014]

Thanks captain obvious. What’d we do without your super power of stating obvious things. The world would end!

[@ant1574]

@@dahleno2014 if don’t have something nice to say....

[@coltenh581]

@@ant1574 i mean look at the guy's name. kinda speaks for itself

[@roberthubert7316]

Was not expecting Dice!🤣 Thats awsome

[@ubaygaper6349]

"judges are parents for people with shity once" that was good

[@smoothcat1556]

*ones

[@watchoutforsnak3s]

@@smoothcat1556 When did people forget how to spell? I see it all over KZbin. I’ll take the optimistic look and assume they’re non native English speakers with a poor grasp on grammar and spelling.

[@HooyahPeacock]

@@watchoutforsnak3s you are correct. Numerous accounts on here are foreign accounts posing as Americans

[@kristiskinner8542]

@@HooyahPeacock or just ppl too lazy to go back and correct it lol

[@kristiskinner8542]

Good one but so not true

[@J_Clean_1996]

That judge honestly made my stomach hurt. I bet that judge has never even stepped in jail. He really just threw 2 months of this man's life away and he wasn't even threatened. This is so wrong, and sad.

[@cameronscottnolan]

4 months

[@treyjetson5320]

Judges all have god complexes.

[@michaelcorrigan6577]

@@cameronscottnolan lol!

[@tresden1174]

Jail is awful, its more miserable than it needs to be in our modern age. I hope one day we evolve to a place where we stop thinking crime should be punished with pain, fear, hunger, cold and sleepless nights and well it just gets worse from there in prison.

[@J_Clean_1996]

@@tresden1174 I've been to jail and prison and while 2 months may seem short out here, it's long in there.

[@JovialDaze]

With no disrespect but old Dice Clay looks like an SNL version of young Dice Clay lmaooo

[@epicpotato8507]

That was pretty funny. Dice might be primed for a comeback.

[@user-qc3rj9sz2m]

He'll be back in an hour. Get it? Hour back.

[@TrevorHamberger]

The show has never not been funny

[@8beef4u]

@@user-qc3rj9sz2m Say it for another 15 minutes lol

[@fredhammer6413]

@@8beef4u; I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYING AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.

[@613lcd]

Love the Foghorn Leghorn impression.....lol

[@BammyQ]

Tosh is on a roll!

[@alonsomadariaga3764]

But. ... The show just cancelled 😭

[@pnut3844able]

These are old lmao

[@jordanbolm8517]

@@alonsomadariaga3764 that's how desperate comedy central is. 99% of their stuff sucks now so they have to put up old content

[@elijahdada2000]

@@alonsomadariaga3764 when did he get canceled smh . All the good shows are getting canceled

[@thetruebluedeath]

The free Otis Campbell T-shirt is so wholesome.

[@georgethornburg9259]

I thought we were going to get Joe Pesci to help us with these youts.

[@fightclub6291]

And now what….Mr stereotypical Italian name is a “yout”?

[@ericwilliams1659]

@@fightclub6291 it is a line from the movie, "My Cousin Vinnie"

[@fightclub6291]

@@ericwilliams1659 I know....I was quoting the judge in response

[@DeRock401]

@@ericwilliams1659 you just ruined comedy

[@Litepaw]

Ok this was actually pretty funny. I haven't seen tosh in like ..10 years? Time to catch up and binge lmao

[@P1983sche]

Haha the dice man at the end. Lmao.

[@zvenomx1478]

Been waiting for this one

[@cmbtvet2286]

That made me laugh more than I thought it was gonna.

[@jonnyhalo1041]

So good! Thank you sir

[@AtomicApe13]

That Was Epic ‼️

[@paterson90]

I love this character for Tosh. This could be it's on movie right here lol

[@shawnleach8726]

Lmfao Did not expect to see the Dice Man You get em Daniel

[@toddvistain8179]

Holy crap this is the funniest one I've seen yet

[@bummerflip]

lol dice as his lawyer is hilarious.

[@patrickmcdaniel2845]

For some reason I was expecting to see Joe Pesci walk through those courtroom doors.

[@whatshappeningalbuquerque]

Andrew Dice Clay was a great touch! 🤣

[@BillyT886]

On of the best tosh acts ever!

[@thatguyoveryonder]

This one was so good!

[@13lakeSullivan]

Hahah the music when Dice walks in. OHHHHH! OHHHHHHH!!!

[@sebastianalvarado2390]

Why does he remind me of the guy who was at the court in The Bee Movie 😂 Daniel that is lol

[@donvrgz9470]

This guy looks like Luke Wilson in "Idiocracy" lmao

[@matthewf53]

I worked with this guy! Brian is a funny dude!

[@nicknewell23]

b-ryan is funny?

[@trentlothringer2867]

This is classic!! That was awesome he got the DICE MAN to be the lawer in classic fashion!!!

[@katiehoholick420]

I think this was my favorite ... love the DiceMan

[@FAM0US-M0NSTERS-]

The Dice Man cometh

[@thomashayes400]

Hickory dickory dock....the judge got called a..... 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomashayes400]

Funnier: I wrote that before I watched the whole video! 😜

[@everready19373]

That was killer!! The Dice MAN!!!

[@ginaharden2111]

Good one, Daniel! Great lead counsel-I wasn't expecting him LOL!!

[@hussydahustla]

This is top notch entertainment

[@JJSeattle]

"Read that pro bono" What Ahahahaahahahahahah

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

This was hysterical.

[@dogsavethequeen7689]

that was the best yet

[@jasgoon]

Dice Man Cometh! love ADC

[@chrisrobertson7982]

Hey Tosh, not consecutive would be known as concurrent lol, we have to educate our non-criminal friends 😂😂

[@joshuacharlton959]

Imagine if you had this judge with tourettes syndrome, you get life in prison

[@bestsnowboarderuknow]

Weird that one person can have that much power

[@rickwilliams967]

That's really low level power dude.

[@jeremycoffman9771]

Priceless

[@GeoRell]

From the time dude walked in i died till the end

[@adamdemirs3466]

Love tha Dice man

[@She_loud_in_every_movie]

These videos give me life!

[@wealthyblackman2655]

The Dice man cometh!!

[@krisbatz4803]

5:35 jury there looks like Lori lightfoot lol 😂

[@Kaos1382]

Imagine you go to work every day and you have to decide whether you want to ruin someone's life by taking a part of it away and putting them in jail or prison. Now imagine if you were a sociopath, or a hateful cynic, or power hungry, or you just get your excitement knowing you have complete power over someone's life. One person decides whether to give you another chance when you're an addict, or whether to put you in jail for the maximum amount of time. If you get the wrong judge it can literally destroy your future, (depending on what you did obviously.) The "Justice" system is broken. People like this judge get off on power. An absolutely weak, fragile ego. Get's hurt by someone calling him a name and puts him in jail for 4 months over an insulting word. Fucking disgusting and broken system.

[@Dubngrub]

Absolutely. Judges should Absolutely not be allowed to just throw additional punishment at you like that. They're supposed to be impartial and routinely prove they're anything but.

[@tresden1174]

Dont forget studies show that if you are sentenced before lunch you will serve more time than the same crime if sentenced after lunch. What a great system. Someones life hanging on some old assholes hunger.

[@TrevorHamberger]

You know literally nothing about law. If you show up in court you have declared yourself legally incompetent and are at the mercy of the court. Get an education please

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

@@TrevorHamberger When was the guy declared legally incompetent?

[@cheefussmith9380]

@@TrevorHamberger he’s entirely wrong, but this is nonsense. Wtf are you talking about?

[@alexusbratva878]

if he sentences him to 60 days in county, does he really accept his apology?? Lol 120 days, and he even asked if he could take it back!

[@vincenthammons6705]

yeah it was effed up he knew he slipped up and all the judge did was prove him right.

[@harrodsongs]

He said he only did 33 days or something like that.

[@sickstuff7624]

It is hard to reach all the way around. I remember watching Dice as a kid and trying to do it. It’s impossible.

[@lz_377]

How does Daniel not have more subscribers??

[@risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302]

The Dice Man cometh!

[@julessompayrac2317]

This was the best redemption yet

[@rosco664]

Man they brought out Andrew Dice Clay 😳🤣

[@1971jwing]

Tosh is my hero.

[@NorthTexasEagle1989]

Andrew Dice Clay going to take on the new generation!

[@ryanruiz8189]

The dice man cometh !

[@Hjaelteomslag]

I'm over here now!

[@darrellid]

Nostalgia appearance from the Dice Man ftw.

[@thepashoffensive4635]

Is that the courtroom from Good Will Hunting lol

[@macko4042]

Imagine a judge can sentence someone to time because they don’t like you… btw, the judge in the redemption was one the brink of laughing

[@nathaniellopez4610]

@Tommy Gunz exactly.. thats why I hate female judges.. imagine you look like her ex? Or the guy she couldn't get.. your outta there..

[@nathaniellopez4610]

@Tommy Gunz same.. you really never know.. I got lucky with one of the best lawyers and just asked the judge why are we here again? After reading everything they just said release him on the days served.. all depends on how good the lawyer is and what the charges are.

[@nathaniellopez4610]

@Tommy Gunz lol straight up.. some of them are hungry for the top spot or better position.. but most are there to make a quick buck

[@rozieb2741]

Here is a novel idea, don't get your ass put in front of a judge. Then you don't have to worry about it.

[@Youngsickbacchus]

@@rozieb2741 oooh a little problem with that idea. We have rights that protect us even when we are put in front of that judge, so telling someone if they don’t want to be dehumanized just don’t commit a crime is inherently wrong. He was within his rights.

[@andrewjames2932]

Live action version of the breakfast club mess with the bull you get the horns scene.

[@Jason.Davis.]

That was the fcking best..😂

[@RobertCOVELL]

This is the best one with dice clay

[@iorii2828]

That's the first time I've seen someone bump consecutives 😂💀

[@SoundRayStudio1]

The Dice Man!!!!!

[@andreathompson-bg4hl]

The dice man yes!

[@dillonhelm3610]

I feel like dice clay should have a spot somewhere on tosh

[@alrey3967]

👍🏽 yeah

[@alexbanegas8609]

Gah! gahh!! gah! gahh!! 😂

[@ToyTalkTv]

Lol

[@RobbsHomemadeLife]

wow, we get Tosh in a Seersucker suit and no jokes about it... but at least we got to see ADC again. thumbs up.

[@JohnLee-ue6gy]

Wiggity giggity geeeee!!!

[@stenbak88]

That corruption was insane. Calling someone a name isn’t illegal and judges seem to think they are Gods

[@PhyuckYu619]

The dice man still has it.

[@Liquid_Mike]

It's either consecutive or concurrent, but tosh's joke was still funny

[@tch8787]

Dices eye looks like it’s falling off a cliff even with glasses on

[@ProjectXBlueDreamX]

Judge John Hurley couldn't take a dirty word hurled his way 😂

[@sillykanji]

I just don't understand how you can take someone's freedom for saying a word you don't like. Literally mind fucking blowing.

[@pnut3844able]

He can't, it's illegal. He literally just broke the law

[@marklimbo5272]

'Free Otis Campbell', LOL...

[@krazycmcc3444]

ADC 😂😂🤘

[@davidbarrera414]

Dice rules!!!