A Missing Ex at Verosika's Party? Blitzo's Royal Ex-Boyfriend Theory!

[@CartoonUniverse]

Special thanks today to our artist Aldo for making the banging thumbnail, and Haro our editor for such a great cut!

[@jobulletchief8936]

That's a W

[@davidspencer8373]

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[@rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982]

Awesome!

[@Poyoki.]

“Thank you Aldo thank you Haro” we all say in unison

[@randontimberwolf4007]

You should make a video on the 7 princes again. Not on their political power but about how they treat each other as siblings. Bee said that Satan is a brother figure to her, and Belphegor's attitude towards her implies petty big/little sister behavior.

[@suicune2001]

Andrealphus seems like the kind who would rather set himself on fire than touch an Imp.

[@BluesGold.]

I thought exactly this. It doesn't match his character AT ALL. U N L E S S... His hatred for them is a new thing that stems from past relationships.

[@davidovic20]

I was thinking the same! He is a SUPER elitist and doesn’t seem like he could mask his awfulness long enough to get someone to fall so deeply in love with him that it would mess up every future relationship they have for DECADES! I think perhaps it was Vassago, or another goetia entirely.

[@Prittykitty42099]

@@BluesGold.or he gets off to boinking imps, given they are just property and playthings for the goetia.

[@emoth.cupcake]

Well, quite interesting as someone so icy

[@emoth.cupcake]

​@@BluesGold.Or just as blitzø said 'he just like being dixked by the lower class'

[@PinkCupcakez25]

I want to add that Vassago can predict the future. Perhaps he and Blitz fell in love, but Vassago used his prophetic abilities and saw him with Stolas. He then basically abandoned him, not knowing else how to break up with someone, and left him hurt, thinking that it was all a lie. Perhaps Blitz will confront him, and Vassago will reveal the truth, including how he felt terrible, but wanted him to be truly happy, thus helping Blitz to heal

[@xou-lyn4799]

That's actually a good idea

[@wildfyah]

Good theory...

[@kandacesimms83las]

It'd make sense since from the stuff I've read stolas and vassago are likely half bros or cousins, that he'd look out for him a little.

[@oliveruwukocka3459]

how do you know he can predict future?

[@PinkCupcakez25]

@@oliveruwukocka3459 I'm pretty sure it's in the Lesser key of Solomon

[@kmurphy111]

I’m thinking his experience with royals isn’t a romantic relationship before Stolas. It could be how he was treated at the circus by royal guests, stuff his dad raised him to believe, and I think it’s how he views the childhood friendship with Stolas ended. It looked like the kids had fun together and they probably would have been up for another play date, but since Cash wouldn’t want to revisit the scene of the crime after robbing them he probs told Blitzø lies about the Goetia to discourage him from continuing a friendship with Stolas. Then there’s why was Blitzø in jail? Chaz betrayed Moxie- did a royal betray Blitzø? “Play with our feelings” doesn’t have to be sexual or romantic. Andrealphus is evil so either way it’s likely an interaction with him. I also liked how other commenters have mentioned Blitzø could have observed this from Barb or other character’s experiences too. 🤔

[@helluvafan112]

I've just written a similar comment. I agree; it didn't need to be romantic.

[@Isilranna]

Wasn’t there a theory that those magic marks on the circus imps for heads indicate ownership by a royal? Maybe after the fire the royal didn’t bail the circus out and just threw them away

[@emoth.cupcake]

I wanna like ur comment but u have 69 🥺

[@snakesareamazing]

Cash doesn't really need to tell Blitzo any lies about the Goetia, they're awful. Stolas seems to be one of the very few decent ones, but even he doesn't treat imps very well (Especially when it comes to his imp butler)

[@kiaraaa9046]

Yeah, I totally though that by "royal f*cks" he meant others in general like Paimon for example, who bought him for a job when he was a child, since he was just a imp. Cash probably didn't even need to lie to Blitz on the matter, cos for Blitz it was just regular child-lebour job that his dad was constantly making him do. Small Blitz was already aware it was a robbery and played along with his dad's plan so he probably didn't want to revisit it on his own anyway, even if we still can't tell if there ware any consequences of this gig or if the Goetias are so rich that they didn't even notice a whole bag of treasure gone. As for why Blitz was in jail with Moxxie I believe we may find out in Ghostfuckers episode, from the flashback about how he meet Milly that was in the recent trailer.

[@MiniDiverMango]

"Sorry for 🤬 ur mom, tho I thought it was ur dad" - Blitz

[@yakoubyakoubi8402]

@@MiniDiverMango WTF

[@MiniDiverMango]

@@yakoubyakoubi8402 “sorry for the comment I made at ur sister’s wedding, tho she did deserve it she’s a whore”

[@THE4SeptemberAmethyst9]

@@yakoubyakoubi8402 it’s a line in the episode That bliz says

[@yakoubyakoubi8402]

@@THE4SeptemberAmethyst9I know that

[@BlairMelton-pe9fb]

@@THE4SeptemberAmethyst9it was all written as a full line of me saying as Moxxie Moxxie: YOU MAY CALL ME A BED SLEEPER ….. I IS NOT A BED SLANDER

[@harleyhart1497]

Great theory. Though to be fair, the difference with Stolitz is that they *actually* love each other, whether the other royal ex probably just wanted to *use* Blitz

[@orianefaton1885]

Nobody is saying otherwise. Blitz is just so traumatised by that relationship with that other supposed royal that he cannot stop thinking that Stolas will do the same. Especially since, Stolas may be worse at showing his genuine care for Blitz than that shitty ex was at faking he loved Blitz. (especially if this was Andrealphus, I can seriously see it.)

[@harleyhart1497]

@@orianefaton1885 Exactly. What doesn't help Stolitz is that, as mentioned in many comments and theories I've read/watched is that Blitz and Stolas cannot communucate effectively, and Blitz has convinced himself nobody can love him for who he is

[@szymongruca3068]

I mean idk. I think that first time Blitzø tried to confess his love he burn litteraly his crush and killed his mother is enough to explain his fear of being loved.

[@markusnixon3156]

Yeah, I don't get this theory on the whole previous royal love thing, Blitz already has dozens of reasons to both be afraid of love and to expect royals to treat his "kind" like dirt, him having another royal ex is so unnecessary to me.

[@Honeybunny_bun]

And if it does end up being true it just sounds like bad writing, blitzø's reasoning already made perfect sense bc this is a power imbalance that exist in the real world so it's not hard to catch.

[@FilmsFanatic]

Blitz: I can always do better Me: *cries*😭

[@Genshin_Addict69]

*cries with you*

[@lisdexik5484]

Reminds me of when my ex called me "replaceable". Thought only bosses said shut like that. Guess not.

[@blatherskitenoir]

The forehead crests shared by Blitz, his family, and Fizz, have never been explained-- another possibility could be that it is a mark of ownership and the circus, along with all of the imp performers, belonged to a Royal who mistreated them. Blitz might be speaking to a general childhood experience that the Royals use and abuse imps from seeing his family struggle, rather than a specific ex boyfriend.

[@xenamorphwinner7931]

Well Blitz (based on a few comments he makes, that higher-ups at hell don’t care for the low) may have actually dated a royal and was betrayed by them. This somehow enforced his childhood trauma due to his dad and left him in an area where he is afraid of relationships, maybe?

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

...that's what this video is about, babe

[@xenamorphwinner7931]

@@SpitfiretheCat16 sssshhhhhh…. This is for algorithm watchers, those who click on the video, but don’t actually watch it.

[@Dogdude_336]

Blitzø has so many exs, it's hard to figure out which one was missing!

[@Miciggy24]

Andrelphus makes so much sense! The masking, the manipulation, it all makes sense. Especially on top of the fact that he was canonically revealed to be gay, if any character was going to hugely contribute to Blitz's intimacy trama, Andrelphus would be a really good candidate

[@sakuyacamui8650]

If you ignore the fact that he looks like he's sanitizing his hands every time he accidentally touches an imp xD

[@halomoon_]

I feel like it could be none of these.. it could be someone that potentially has a high ranking status that is looked at as if they were part of royalty. But I feel like we need more into blitz personal history to fully come into conclusion

[@Genshin101Furina]

WITH LUCIFER PERHAPS?!

[@Klepto696]

@@Genshin101Furinathat’d be great but he in the universe is not very malicious so as though the thought is great, it’s sadly not possible

[@Genshin101Furina]

@@Klepto696 it was a joke lol

[@Klepto696]

@@Genshin101Furina I mean it’d still be cool

[@Genshin101Furina]

@@Klepto696 deffo.

[@dragonfist-md6xp]

Definitely frosty the snow bird.

[@miss_lovve]

this made me giggle

[@dragonfist-md6xp]

@@miss_lovve you're welcome.

[@Mae-z25]

Frosty the snow bird, I'm dead. XDDDD

[@dragonfist-md6xp]

@@Mae-z25 i was gonna say Elsa off wish but that would've been too easy.

[@Mae-z25]

@@dragonfist-md6xp LOL XDDDD

[@Salrie-Antlerhorn]

I'm leaning towards Andrealphus possibly being Blitz's ex since he obviously seems to be more the manipulative type that Blitz uses to stereotype all royals and Vivizipop had mentioned that Vassago is a very good boy, so he wouldn't leave a deep scar if he was Blitz's ex.

[@polish_pigeon]

I doubt Blitzø dated Satan, considering he uses therms like "Oh, thank Satan" when relieved. If Satan was his ex, I doubt he'd be "praising" the figure who'd hurt him. There could be some royal character we didn't see at all just yet that is Blitzø's ex and will become a villain later on but it could also be Andre I suppose. Though I don't know if Andre would have any benefit from working with someone seemingly as useless in his eyes as Blitzø, as he's ego shows he treats imps like crap, calling Striker a "mangy stray" and such. My bet it on a new character who wasn't shown because of this.

[@void_boy_xx]

i kinda just feel like 'thank satan' is a way to not say "thank god" bc theyre in hell

[@partycreates47]

Thats why I theorise that if blitzø dated any sin it would ether be belfagor, or leviathan.

[@samflood5631]

I thought Satan was like Blitzo’s deity, the same way humans say Thank God.

[@NotLancer2018]

The idea that Satan would have been a love interest for Blitzø is absurd in the best way lmao

[@flamingcouch-mp6de]

Maybe Verosika didn't know about the other ex maybe they kept their relationship more under wraps

[@andrea5639]

I think after the circus incident, his mom was hurt badly and Blitz was willing to do anything to afford her medical expenses. I bet he had a relationship with a royal who promised to help but it didn't pan out, sort of a different but similar situation to fizz. Fizz got hurt but had connections through mammon and then he was rebuilt by Ozzie, i bet Blitz had connections with higher up demons too, and he probably leaned into those connections reaching for help and it wasnt given to him like it was to fizz, leaving him desperate and hating himself for not being worthy enough to save

[@hyacinth_enthusiast]

This sounds like a fire concept for a fanfic if it doesn't pan out in the cannon

[@nicorizzo5402]

Fizz would've had to have been rebuilt before he got connected with Mammon though. It's stated that the accident was 15 years ago but Fizz has been winning the pageant for the past 10 years.

[@JestaLee]

Blitz could have done it to pay for fizz's medical expenses. Just because Fizz didn't want to see him I doubt Blitz wouldn't try to contribute, Fizz had to get his prosthetics somehow. Probably how Blitz got into the killing business and jail too

[@victoryangel29]

I wonder if Prince Vassago has Duke Agares as a twin brother, since these two are supposed to be similar in appearance and nature, but Vassago just happens to be the nicer one.

[@sammcfarlane2494]

I hope Blitz did date a Goetia or sin, it sounds like great drama.

[@v4mpyc4t16]

ME TOO 😭

[@Ricardo_Rick]

Maybe the reason the royal was not at the party is because nobody knew him/her was an ex of Blitz in the first place, after all a Royal dating an imp would be a scandal so i doubt he would have mentioned it, and we know for sure Blitz wouldn't either

[@brycejohnson6234]

uWu Honestly, I'm hoping its Andrealphus. I think that would make the scene from the trailer of Blitz protecting Stolas with the sword that much more effective.

[@kay-jay1581]

It could be that Blitz never had a romantic relationship with a royal before. It could be that someone close to him (Fizz, His Mom, or Barbie) got screwed over by a royal. And he watch them fall apart to pieces. It could be that he had to serve a royal before and he got really hurt

[@xx_emma_xx4357]

I think the royal ex being vassago (as someone who hopefully is close to stoles) would add some very interesting tension/ drama I think I would enjoy lol 😂

[@hewwers]

It seems more interesting and plot twisting that his ex is actually Vassago. This could add a new and unusual complexity to the relationship between Stolas and Blitz, putting Stolas between two fires, forcing him to doubt his vision of his brother(?) and choose the side.

[@chadwickmale2998]

I can see this happening. I have heard theory’s that Vasago may be a new love interest for Stolas. That would be wild if Vasgo dated blitz and might date Stolas

[@HappyThoughts-HAPPY-THOU-xx3gm]

Finally someone who considers the possibility that vassago is Stolas’ brother. I feel bad for all those who started shipping them if it turns out we were right.

[@chadwickmale2998]

@@HappyThoughts-HAPPY-THOU-xx3gm we found out in the first episode of season 2 that stolas has a lot of siblings it would be cool if Vasago is one of them

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@chadwickmale2998 "Which one is he again? I have so many." -Paimon

[@goatyoyo]

so we can all agree Blitz is canonically hot and has game

[@hyacinth_enthusiast]

Maximum rizz 💯

[@void_boy_xx]

hes bald

[@hyacinth_enthusiast]

@v01d.punk.7xvn so? Mr. Clean Is bald

[@killerdoodlebug]

@@void_boy_xx Maybe he's like, the Mr. Clean of imps or something

[@lerneanlion]

After what happened, why Blitz still desired relationships outside of the one he has with Loona, Moxxie and Millie at this point?How did he not become the semi-shut-in yet is incredible because most peoples will not bothered to leave their houses unless it is necessary after being emotionally and mentally damaged so many times like that. Also, why would the royals and nobles of the Ars Goetia oppressed the Imps and Hellhounds so much? Just because they can? That one makes no sense. If they feared them, now that is something to think of. If the significant population of Imps and Hellhounds can become middle-class peoples, they can influenced the politics of Hell. And if that happaned, it means the demons in the Ars Goetia might lose their powers.

[@Wishiwashi_64]

0:47 The moment you wondered if Blitz was with Satan, I was like “What!” XD How weird it would be to enjoy a fancy restaurant by yourself, and then suddenly you see a literal imp hanging out with the freaking devil himself! XD

[@martyend]

I don't think it's Satan because he gives me the vibes of a guy who thinks about "Blood and work out" not "Love and make out"

[@Lunarcreeper]

Blitzø as a child has responded with "Ew" to his father telling him he's going to stay a night with the Goetia. implying he's hated them as a child.

[@wormwoodcocktail]

Exactly. He seems to have the imp-equivalent of class consciousness. I think that’s why he’s so mad about Striker’s comments. Would not be surprised if his parents expressed similar sentiments.

[@LuciferAxolotl]

I could see andrile there trying to take blitz for himself from stolas out of spite for stolas just to break him more

[@ategevuma7218]

I wonder if it wasn’t Blitz that got screwed over by a royal but someone he cared about like his mother. For instance, Blitz has shown he cares deeply for his mother and truly grieves her loss. What if Blitz’s mother had fallen in love with a royal but then the royal abandoned Blitz’s mother after playing with her feelings and even went so for to mock her for believing a royal could ever truly love a lowly imp. The royal may have promised Blitz’s mother a better life as a sick joke and then abandoned her and she was forced to live with Blitz’s deadbeat dad at the circus. The mother doesn’t look happy in the pictures we see. More like a quiet sadness but she forcing a smile (likely for her kids sake). If that was the case, and Blitz knew what his mother went through, I could see Blitz getting upset on his mother’s behalf when Stolas expressed his feelings to Blitz. It would have reminded him of what his mother went through. Plus, Blitz doesn’t cry easily or often especially in front of others (when he is sober) so it would kind of justify why Blitz cried tears of anger (and maybe guilt) when he was criticizing Stolas for being just another royal looking down on imps. He was thinking of his mother. If it was Blitz that had been personally betrayed by a royal I feel like he would have avoided Stolas in general like he did with Fizz or Verosika.

[@helluvafan112]

To me, it could have been about none of them, but who knows? Maybe the reference was not about a relationship in a romantic sense at all. My theory is that it could reference someone of greater power abandoning Blitzo in a critical moment. Maybe it has something to do with the circus and the person who owned it. All the performers seem to have a permanent sign, meaning they belong to a higher power, maybe some royal taking advantage of them. And perhaps this person pretended to take care of them but failed them in a critical moment. If it's about something romantic, I think the birdies wouldn't work. Vasago is stated as a good guy, and Ice Bird (I don't know how to write the name) doesn't seem like a good match at all. I imagine the person who would hurt Blitz in a way that would destroy his view of romance would be a brutal force, someone dominant. Someone who would make him terrified of being vulnerable and giving the control away. Maybe Satan, we don't know the guy. Seems like the type (Bee likes him tho, so maybe not). I am very curious about where this is going.

[@PRISMSHOWERS_P]

The reason I said Satan cause of Blissy love of horses' the shadow of Satan appears to be a horse- demon character to me! And Blissy gave us hints on the The Apology Tour story. Sending Stolas dragons and horses calling out gay. What if Satan is a gay cowboy and referenced to be honored for being the Sin under Lucifer: General in the lesser keys of Solomon? It would explain everything- at- least to me... The salamander is obsessed with horses and dragons! 1

[@helluvafan112]

@@PRISMSHOWERS_P Yeah, I wanted to add the part about the horses, too! It does make sense, but it also doesn't because, as someone mentioned, Blitzo said he had never been in Wrath or something like that.

[@PRISMSHOWERS_P]

@@helluvafan112 They could of met somewhere else?

[@brockthehydroelectricninja3144]

When Blitzø and Andrealphus come across each other in what I assume is Sinsmas, and there is a confirmation of their past relationship... I will FREAK. It would make me love Andrealphus as a villain, but hate him as a being.

[@gearsfan1549]

it would be interesting if blitz was referencing how a royal treated someone else he cares about, rather than himself, like maybe a royal is the reason barbie became addicted to "H8" or whatever drug blitz mentioned

[@theawkwardpotato1973]

Blitz having dated Satan would be absolutely insane. The fact that he might've dated a Sin is not only hilarious, but incredible that it hasn't been mentioned yet. That would be a crazy storyline, like can you imagine?

[@Naustradamus]

It would make more sense if it was even worse, blitz having told his past, and it being thrown back at him at the end:"you really think a noble would ever love an imp? One that killed his own mother?" Kind of thing. Like playing with a imps feelings was a sense of entertainment for a Noble

[@TheOpeningDay]

The one thing that's missing in this theory, is why. Why would Andrealphus even "manipulate" blitz in the first place. If we're talking about a younger blitz, he doesn't even have Stolas's grimoire, so there wouldn't really be a reason for them to even get together. I doubt it's any of these options, and the dialogue about royals not caring for people like him was likely just reflecting off of what striker said about them in Harvest Moon / Oops. Regardless, I think it'd be an AWFUL writing choice if they actually went with this idea.

[@orianefaton1885]

Depend. Blitz isn't the only one who would be younger. So would Andrealphus (and Vasago). Maybe Blitz was desesperate to save his mother, if she didn't die immediately in the fire (after all, Fizz did survive pretty bad injuries too). Maybe Andrealphus was more (?) sadistic then and it was funny to him to go the length someone desesperate would be willing to go to... only to instead cause the death of Blitz' mother at some point or something. (it would go with the whole "toying with our feelings" and all.) There could be other layers to it too, of course. But, it is worth pointing it out.

[@emoth.cupcake]

Sex. Do i gotta say more? Just look at how many exes he have. Ppl somehow want him and the snow bird probs just use him, he was recently confirmed gay yk?

[@TheKingOfGremlins]

It's especially sad because Blitzø shows signs of someone who was groomed as a child/teenager

[@IVTheWanderer777]

Blitz and Satan NO WAY 🙅. The other two sure possibly if he could seduce stolis then maybe the others sure but Satan himself I really think that's pushing it a bit too far. But then again there is Beelzebub and vortex and hellhounds are just below imps so if they can happen then I guess, maybe 🤷. But at this point, sorry but I really don't think so 😅

[@lucagz6481]

I don't think Satan would have any problems dating an Imp, they are his own people and Bee herself dates Tex without issues. Still, I think he might date an Imp that only meets his strandards of strenght and ferocity.

[@void_boy_xx]

beelzebub is a sin tho

[@embermoto]

@@void_boy_xx so is Satan, he is the sin of wrath

[@void_boy_xx]

@@embermoto they said that bee vortex and the hellhounds r below imps i was just point out how bee isn't bc shes a sin. i might be confused tho their comment is a little hard to understand

[@embermoto]

@@void_boy_xx O gotcha. I took hellhounds being below Imps to be them saying maybe Satan and Blitz could have dated since Bee is dating a Hellhound.

[@CloroxThePotatoPriest]

I doubt its Satan as Blitzø was really confused how to refer to Asmodeus, when he called him in s01e07

[@Okeana_Aster]

I'm glad you finally released this video. You've been talking about this for quite a while, but since it wasn't the main subject of these other videos, you (understandably) didn't really give us any potential candidates or arguments for them, so I'm glad it finally happened because I really wanted to know.

[@Ali-tf2nd]

OHHH! SO THAT WAS WHAT THE COMMUNITY POST WAS ABOUT! Nice art. And GREAT theory

[@wormwoodcocktail]

4:20 Does it really have to be Blitz hooking up with a royal? He seems pretty disgusted and cognizant of Mammon’s manipulations, whereas Fizz bought the ploy. While Fizz has attested to Ozzie’s love, Blitz has no real reason to trust that. Maybe Blitz is just aware of the way royals / upper-class demons treat imps (“fire toad”) and it’s a general frustration rather than directed at a specific person?

[@CartoonUniverse]

I would say it does, yes, he very specifically said that the royals ALWAYS DO THIS, indicating its been done to him before or someone he was very close with other than fizz. Blitz has insisted twice now that its from some sort of personal experience.

[@vocanele]

crack theory, but his ex is orobas of the goetia cuz he's is shown to be a horse in a lot of writings

[@hyacinth_enthusiast]

"You're STILL on the horse thing???"

[@bakayaroonna8]

@CartoonUniverse, I can imagine Andrealphus using Blitzø's talents to get dirt on the other Ars Goetia that will allow Andre to eventually take down those who oppose him and allow him to rise in the hierchy. As payment, Andrealphus may have gifted Blitzø with something the imp wanted/desired, like money to start his business. Andre may have been a lover but he has such a distaste for imps so it would only be a guilty pleasure on his part to do an imp then drop him after he was bored. It would be an interesting circle back to have Andre's ex be Stolas' current lover and that would be part of the teaser showing Andre looming over Blitzø holding his flintlock and protecting Stolas. I have to agree with Viv about Vassago being a good boy. I would like to believe Vassago and Stolas are related in some way, or at least allies.

[@lowellp4603]

if Andrealphus dated Blitz than maybe (what I'm about to say is definitely a crackpot theory with absolutely no evidence but I like it) Blitz called him Andy as a nickname for Andrealphus because that is super hard to pronounce, so when Stolas calls him Blitzy it reminds him even more of that relationship and that why he gets so upset when Stolas calls him Blitzy.

[@KawaiiMadArtist]

I sad this on a couple videos ago. I don’t think there has been another royal ex. His traumas has come from the shitty parenting, the way his father used his children. Also I think since he was less talented than Barbie and Fizz, his father used him for illegal things. Remember season 2 episode 1.

[@VerseNaberrie]

I think that there doesn't have to be an ex, just he could see how a relationship with a royal goes in a wrong way to his co-imps etc.

[@LorienInksong]

Oh my gosh somehow it didn't occur to me that it could be Andrealphus or Vasaago. Between the two I'm guessing Vasaago is more Blitz's type than Andrealphus. Satan seems a stretch... but might explain why Blitz has such a complex about being an imp.

[@Xeorboom]

it is my theory that it was Andrealphus. He's vain and powerful but so far isn't really a "villain", making him that guy would make him a fully-fledged antagonist and maybe Blitzø saving Stolas from Andrealphus would help the two get back together

[@Raspberry1334]

Okay this is funny I love watching these theory’s

[@9Kitsune]

the way i can imagine it is maybe a royal got interested in blitzo because of his natural ability to kill people. they couldve stroke him along while he killed high profile targets for them. after a while he could have gotten caught and thrown into jail (where he met moxie). There blitzo wouldve found out the royal was playing him the whole time. he could have decided to use the skills he learned to do his own thing and make a name for himself. subconsciously to show he was important too.

[@ryangoldstrich7334]

Bro how wild would it be if it was Charlie. Like I know it's not, it's not in-character for her at ALL to break someone's heart. But she's a royal. It'd be crazy. Nice little crack theory idk

[@erubianwarlord8208]

maybe a member of the eldritch family since they otherwise seem left on the cutting room floor

[@valmid5069]

Cant wait for more content from this channel!

[@CastOfCharacters13]

Can’t wait to see the character of Vassago either he’ll be an ally or a foe ?

[@drackerfloet5291]

There's a horse demon in the Ars Goetia, and it would be so funny if that were the ex

[@АрсенийКравченко-л2п]

No, Vassago and Andrealfus are clearly not former Blitz. The only person Blitz met from Goetia was Stolas. Considering that Vassago and Andrealfus are now officially gay, am I the only one who has a theory that they are former lovers? What if Andrealfus also molested Stolas? Vassago will definitely be friends with Stolas, since Vivienne called him a "good boy". Maybe Vassago and Stolas are brothers. According to the old rumors, Stolas's campaign will be stripped of the title and transferred this title with responsibilities to his only heir, Octavia. Vassago (as her father's friend or paternal uncle) can become her mentor so that she can continue her father's business.

[@CartoonUniverse]

how is that clear? And don't say because we haven't seen it, that doesn't prove anything, we didn't even know stolas and blitz knew each other as kids til season 2.

[@MidoriyamaRArekusu]

I really would like for Blitz to have had a directly unpleasant experience with a royal outside of his thing with Stolas.

[@Mao_13]

In the trailer we seen Andrealphus attacking Blitz and Stolas so there could be some signs

[@embermoto]

Love this video, this is currently my favorite Helluva Boss theory to speculate about.

[@rainiiday6216]

Honestly I suspect leviathan. He’s the only sin we’ve never heard mention of, and that’s sus to me.

[@Rainbowsyoungersister]

Imagine I.M.P being on the run because of Blitz’s exes.

[@spyroJM]

A plot twist would be if Blitz dated Leviathan. Since Leviathan is a prince and he's also the sin of envy. Considering that Levi could've been envious of Oz and Fizz's relationship and thought to have to date an imp like Oz did. However, he had heard of Be dating a hellhound and started to date a hellhound instead by breaking it off with Blitz just to see how important his is of a sin.

[@pathfinderGM]

I don't think it is his past relationship with a royal I particular that messed with blitz. His dad constantly use "love" as a reason to make Blitz do things he didn't want. Then his own actions killed his mom, permanently scarred his best friend and love interest. His dad probably pushed real hard about how his love is toxic and blames it on him even though the circus tent really is supposed to be fireproof. He probably got pounded in his head that whoever loves him unconditionally will be hurt bad, so he hurts them first to push them away. The only love he thinks is safe is love with conditions, even though that causes other problems. He was probably verosika's body gaurd so he was working for her, he had a contract with stollas, etc. He probably goes deeper because if he feels like it is safe that he can but when things gets more real he snaps and tries to hurt them to push them away before they get real hurt like he fears.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Didn't have saten in the pool. But lets dace it its probably red birb. Yeah hes got a name but im not learning it to me hes red birb. I didn't learn all the names of Levi's squad in AOT because i knew they would all die and i was right

[@dirac_dydx1830]

Just based on his brief appearance in the trailer, I'd be stunned if Satan had any interest in sexuality or romance at all. Dude looks like he gets off on punching buildings and/or people into orbit.

[@JamesDavy2009]

I have a feeling he's the kind of person that is prone to roid rage.

[@DaniMartVTen]

I get the funny feeling that Satan will give Stolas a war horse to lead an army against DHORKS, but only because Stolas at two minutes before midnight has to come-in with a seriously healing apology song to renew this relationship, but not before Striker strikes again making Blitzo go ballistic!

[@willofiron26]

I think either Vassago will date stolis, but it will be a temporary thing, or he becomes the friend stolis needs. 100% Andrealphus is blitz's ex. My theory is that once blitz told him, I love you he laughed and said as if anyone could ever love you. (Buck could have sold blitz to Andrealphus).

[@av3670]

I assumed blitz was referencing a royal who did him, fizz and/or his family wrong during his circus days not a romantic past relationship

[@wormwoodcocktail]

Ding ding ding

[@PhantomQueenOne]

Vassago is according to Viv a 'very good boy'. So I would consider him one of the _least_ demonic of demons until we know more about him. Stolas is a technical pacifist according to the stuff I've read on the Ars Goetia. Or at least not very violent. Right now the poor birb is just very depressed and damaged. Now Andrealphus is an AH, and Piamon is a rotten father.

[@pixelpawzgaming]

My crazy guess maybe Blitz his mother was involved with a royal and possibly Blitz’s dad pushed Blitz’s mother to be with a royal to support the family. Hence Blitz himself finds it hard to trust love entirely as being vulnerable by same token too.

[@TheYamiRanshiin]

at 3:57 i just saw... that was a real life blizzo puppet? lol :D

[@leonblack9830]

I mean even though it's a reach that Satan is blitz's EX that would be something to think about because that would mean that 3 out of 7 deadly sins all date or have dated way under their station. I mean Ozzie as fizz who's an imp which you mentioned But Beelzebub dates Vortex who is a lowly hellhound said to be even lower than imps Like i say i know it's a reach but that's hilarious to think on XD

[@littlelionheart]

I think Blitzø's past royal relationship is with a character we haven't met yet.

[@brianahawkins8124]

There's no way Vassago would be Blitzo's ex, it could be anyone. I don't know if Andrealphus is Blitzo's ex but hopefully we'll find out more on the next episode probably on mastermind.

[@girasoluwu4691]

Same

[@angelcakesvavalentine9514]

These theories are very interesting and it makes alot sense sense if Blitz says something like that

[@fuzzymelon1261]

it would be so funny if it was andrealphus. he will probably fight him in a future episode from the trailer. he is stella's brother which means that blitz slept with stellas brother and husband.

[@crossfire34]

I fully believe this. But I don't believe this information will lead ti Blitzo and Stolas getting together right away. I think the season will end with the two of them on good terms, though.

[@starwhisper8717]

Yea, I don't really buy into this theory. Blitz has been treated as if he is only valuable if he has something to offer his entire life. He got that from his childhood, and likely his perception of royals comes from there too. His father obviously had no respect for them, if his statements in S2 E1 are anything to go by. So its not a stretch to think Blitz would also adopt his mindset, especially from the world he grew up in where Imps are looked down on in almost every circumstance by those higher up the ladder. Stolas fed into this with his initial treatment of Blitz, thus feeding into Blitz's prior held perception.

[@Salrie-Antlerhorn]

I personally think it was Andralphus who was Blitzø's first royal "lover." As we saw, Andralphus has a very manipulative and arrogant personality and only used Blitzø as a way to rise to power, as in have him assassinate other royals higher then him, since he was the lowest of the Goetias. And he probably also became his lover as a way to keep him by his side. And once his services were no longer an asset, he dumped him. He told him "Ha! Why would I, a royal Goetia prince, be with a small petty little imp? You are not important enough to be my lover. Your services are no longer required so toodaloo~" so this experience hurt Blitzø so bad he saw all royals in the same light as Andralphus. Can't wait to see how Stolas will tell Blitz he hates his brother-in-law too. And knowing him, Andralphus would say if Verosika invited him, "Why should I attend such a low class party celebrating this imp's failed relationships with low class citizens? This would damage my reputation. I have more important things here to continue my rise to power! I think I'll tear down that V tower in the pride ring. Those 3 Overlords are really getting annoying. I need to remind them of their place."

[@toomanymonkeys21]

It seems more likely that Blitz or other imps close to him are commonly treated as sex toys for the wealthy. His own father low-key pimped him out to Paimon, didn’t he? If Stolas had been Octavia’s age instead of a little kid, do you think Paimon would have hesitated to buy Blitz’s sexual services for a birthday gift? Lots of imps work as servants. Maybe even Tilla was in service, who knows? Stella’s throwing an imp across the room at Stolas and screaming “do you wanna xxx this one too??” had more to do with embarrassment than anything else. I can’t imagine that the Goetia really have more scruples about harassing their staff than actual human lords of the manor.

[@Lilworrierstar]

Maaannn, blitz trauma totally comes from his perance. We learn love from them. The show doesn't need a romantic relationship to fuck him up more. Parence totally already did that x love talking about the theory though x

[@7waterdrops_7]

Idk, I don’t think he dated a royal but just saw and experienced how royals typically treat imps and internalized it, which effected how he viewed Stolas

[@Mystieris]

I've been running with a theory that Striker is actually the one that might have had a former relationship with Satan, and that is in fact the reason Striker has such a negative view on royals.

[@BrielleMyers-v8c]

Better than Striker having a former relationship with Frickin Valentino!

[@GnomeCat]

UwU comment here: I honestly think that Blitz was reminded about Stolas from his relationship with other royal. Maybe because of painting of the wall, or conversation with this person. Maybe after broken heart, Blitz want to be something more then just a looser, and that's why he come to pur Prince boy house.

[@Master_Neverland]

Definitely another bird

[@ashlynwolff]

Okay let's say Blitzø had scored Both Vassago and Andrealphus 😂😂😂😂

[@JayMutts]

I think it's more likely that Blitz's mom or sister was sold to a royal.

[@goddessbettyd5614]

Stewing over being dumped by one individual you were dating for a few months a most (being rational about how long most of these relationships would last given Blitz's self-destructive demeanor and the number of people here) and having parties to hate on said one guy that might not even remember you are naturally seen as harmful.

[@PrincessPooonyPoona]

Finally, this is the video ive been waiting for ever since it got out voted by the pole

[@deadat44]

I love your vids & can't believe u ppl don't have more subs.

[@chadwickmale2998]

I’m curious who the royal ex is. I’m betting it’s Vasago.

[@hewwers]

Me too

[@embermoto]

Vassago or a royal we haven't met yet are what makes the most sense to me.

[@emmanuelmartin7609]

1. Assuming Satan believes in the ancient law of survival of the fittest and is Pansexual, I can only see him attracted to those of a more violent disposition, meaning Sallie or Millie. And if he's sometimes a clever creature, Moxxie is probably in the running. Blitzo needs to be more cohesive and trustworthy to be considered a thought. 2. Andraophis seems to be an amoral character who only tries to take more than his worth. I doubt he's above seducing anyone above him to work out a deal. Andraophis is probably capable of doing what a shrink described as "Cirus Sex" with people to fulfill their own ends. Assuming Blitz was pimped out by his own father at times, I can only imagine Andy used him to perfect the art of seduction.

[@michaelchance6125]

0:52 UwU OwO :3 and most importantly >///

[@Mr_Freds_Studio]

You need to make another season 2 theory video now that we know the agents aren't coming back in masterminds

[@CartoonUniverse]

there will be individual videos breaking down each of the upcoming episodes as well as eventually kind of a bigger video breaking down my final theory for all 3 more so in july.

[@aurorapiaggesi]

Personally, I am not buying into this theory, because I do not think that Blitz’s behaviour regarding relationships is related to previous heartbreaks, but more to the kind of childhood he had (coming from a lower class and having experienced both disregard from upper class demons regularly and his father treating him like Blitz having to deserve his love) and what happened to Fizz because of Blitz. Blitz grew up with the idea that he was not good enough compared to his best friend and when he developed feelings for him, he caused a terrible incident that caused the death of his mother, the destruction of his family and the loss of his best friend. To me this kind of trauma is more than enough, we do not need to have another layer, I think.

[@Puffypastry.mp4]

In a recent convention (even though it might not be canon) Stella seemed to love Octavia so I doubt she would think of that possibility of killing her own daughter

[@juliaboskamp9666]

It would be very unlikely to be satan, but knowing blitzø it's very in caracter to have slept with people much higher rank than him.