Cassetteboy vs Boris Johnson

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[@pdavda86]

I lost it at STAMMER TIME 🤣

[@Mystemo]

Same here XD

[@BitterGoblinBoy]

Absolute same mate xD

[@weswheel4834]

"Affected waffle, disguising genuine lack of preparation, competence and decency". So true.

[@jameshisted]

Funniest part.

[@williamgeorgefraser]

The only part that didn't need trafficking.

[@MajorKlanga]

I've never heard Boris Johnson sounding so coherent.

[@sc-ju9nc]

Yeah he actually has multiple tons might be confusing for such a intelligent corybynite

[@Richard-r7u6c]

@@sc-ju9nc Don't say that, you'll upset the Corbynmeisters

[@sc-ju9nc]

Wow found someone who isnt a shout u down any1

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

Hes won the election lol

[@garyturner3865]

@ you were an idiot then.

[@NickHillAnimation]

Spare a thought for poor Cassetteboy, selflessly having to watch potentially thousands of hours of Bojo just to bring everyone two and quarter minutes of pure savage brilliance.

[@wrenclark4907]

in casseteboy we trust

[@ajdexter4195]

I do this anyway, Boris is the best thing to happen to this country 💙🙏🏻

[@antonioscendrategattico2302]

@@ajdexter4195 So far. Now, if it were to also get hit directly by an asteroid, that would probably top it.

[@user-mistereye]

@@ajdexter4195 You’d better be joking...

[@ajdexter4195]

@@user-mistereye he’s the best leader yet

[@512TheWolf512]

The last part about the dog is hysterical

[@totaltotalmonkey]

Our Ruffles always bags and bins his doo doos.

[@olitesla5891]

It's not funny, it's true!!!

[@adder3597]

@@olitesla5891 Indeed. We laugh, because if we don't we'll cry.

[@AlexanderCooper1]

"Can't trust him" but you can always trust cassetteboy to come up with the goods.

[@mabisfab77paintball]

can not trust any of them in office but we do trust casstteboy to do a Corbyn one next then Farage

[@twitchygiraffe4636]

Even Corbyn is starting to show cracks in his paintwork! Was gonna vote for him not so sure now??

[@AlexanderCooper1]

@@twitchygiraffe4636 Yes, am swaying towards Lib Dem but wondering if there's any point voting at all :)

[@twitchygiraffe4636]

Nah! Their pc mind controllers for the sake of keeping the anals of business going! Just as bad as the right!!!!

[@MarcusBlueWolf]

Alexander Cooper Vote Lib Dem get Tory

[@kevinjackson1275]

Finally!!! The one thing this election was missing 👏👏👏

[@Ribeirasacra]

and this kzbin.info/www/bejne/mavFZpJjpdp8m6c

[@smokyjoe321]

Plus reason, rationality, and the existential human possibility of hope

[@walteranonmitty2465]

Too fucking late!!

[@beatermax1]

Lies?

[@aaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaaa]

I'm making a comment, not because I have something worthwhile to say, but because I really want this video to hit trending.

[@fingerscrossed2453]

Snap. But this video deserves every view it gets. It basically perfectly sums up BJ

[@PaolaEnergya]

Absolutely! Also, let's vote cassetteboy to edit KZbin Rewind 2020!

[@simonpryor877]

If only the majority of voters felt this way. Hate to say it, but I'm becoming depressed already. I'll try and do some doorknocking next week but I'm starting to doubt it will matter. Murdoch et al. will win again no matter how much we try. I suppose we may as well go down fighting.

[@aaaaaaaaabaaaaaaaaa]

haha, I'm not even 18 so I'm watching the entire electorate make the worst decision possible, and I'm not even allowed to participate

[@Hadezul2]

Good idea! I shall too!

[@Kanner111]

This is every bit as great as the David Cameron one, and that's one of the best things there has ever been on youtube.

[@whiteeaglewarrior]

Ive got Cameron one in my likes from years ago.....so imagine my joy when this showed up as every bit as good

[@squib9]

@jamiecivic go to bed

[@whiteeaglewarrior]

@JoAnna Edssay what is?

[@purplejellytotPJT]

The editing is insanely well done. Fantastic job

[@fingerscrossed2453]

He certainly reads truth between the li(n)es

[@myderbyshire3362]

This must be the ONLY video of Johnson telling the truth!

[@garyturner3865]

A very occurance that indeed. Never to be repeated.

[@petergreen2552]

Johnson is what I call a burning orphanage politician. He could be shown on live TV standing outside one with a can of petrol and a box of matches and he'll still say "I never did it". 🙄

[@GuidanceAble22]

Still less editing than BBC News

[@FR-ho6pn]

Craig Sherwood 🤣🤣🤣

[@ruth7784]

😂

[@Simonet1309]

👍

[@fingerscrossed2453]

Truth

[@garyturner5748]

Although the BBC 's editing is favourable to Boris.

[@InternallyCoherent]

You knocked this one out of the park, cassetteboy. An absolutely fantastic, astounding job. Bravo!

[@walteranonmitty2465]

The “security“ services could have made this film to protect us all. Why are we paying for them?

[@PaulFisher]

This is absolutely brutal. There’s a level of raw anger in it that is beyond anything from your previous work-all of it 100% deserved. Really good stuff, cassetteboy.

[@Cuahchic]

Totally agree. This is next level Cassetteboy.

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

Now he's won the election

[@PaulFisher]

welp

[@garyturner5748]

Keep the good work up Cassette Boy.

[@garyturner5790]

I love it for its pure anger.

[@JacobMelnyk]

To be fair on that last point my dog does sometimes eat his own shit, which kind of counts as cleaning it up himself.

[@simonpryor877]

Shame the same could never be said for Boris.

[@Fpstup]

Simon Pryor 😂

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

Your dog needs medical attention

[@johnmartinez7440]

Doesn't do a good job of it though, I bet

[@jameshisted]

Talking of shit, I totally lost mine when I read your comment.

[@karpetcabin]

" it's like expecting dog shit to be cleaned up by the dog..." I'm subscribing for that line alone. Awesome work!

[@colinellesmere]

Brilliant. This deserves to go viral. This deserves to be the campaign message that gets Boris kicked out of government. Cassette boy deserves a knighthood for services to the British people.

[@TheAngryAstronomer]

I'm looking forward to seeing this fill up my Facebook news feed in about 30 seconds. It'll probably be there by the time I change tabs.

[@peyotirotalo]

Brilliant! pls see also 'Don't give a F**K song'. Boris vs Corbyn dance-off! @jOZU​ @​ @​ @​

[@peyotirotalo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZrTZHuYm8-CkLc

[@Ashley-gn6ji]

As much as I despise content being stolen, if this video being copied can help spread the word and help encourage people to vote him out it's a necessary evil.

[@peyotirotalo]

@@Ashley-gn6ji do it. anything to stop this arrogant snidely prick of a man from getting back in government. Even John Major has turned against his own party. Respect

[@idontwanttopickone]

@@Ashley-gn6ji you may feel it's theft, but in the UK it's not counted as being stolen if it is being used for parody, which this is. So you can enjoy it without feeling bad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29408121

[@Madyetmellow]

This should be the official 2019 general election anthem ✊😎👍

[@twentywordsorlessYT]

This was the most satisfying thing I've seen today. Welcome back, boys!

[@InappropriatePuppets]

Stammertime is one of the greatest 30 seconds ever put on KZbin

[@nicksweden3277]

This is why CassetteBoy is a complete bloke. 5 stars all round mate

[@alanpartridge2140]

5 red communist stars

[@eyevocal]

Two complete blokes. Bless 'em, both.

[@andyward1948]

Brilliant. The last line is absolutely accurate

[@tyrannosaurusflex3698]

"It's like expecting dog shit to be cleaned up by the dog". Profound.

[@aliens7719]

I’m lying if my lips are moving, can’t trust me.

[@DaBsolja]

As another election looms... the man... the legend... returns.

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

Beautiful! ... One of, if not the best yet. R.I.P. to the mouse for your computer which must have been completely destroyed making this. A lot of moving and clicking went on to get this.

[@haboob89]

The stammer time killed me 😂😂😂

[@dmack1443]

Now this is what I'd call... 'Upper Class'

[@PaolaEnergya]

This is the Stammer Time we didn't know we needed! You just won 2019 mate!

[@awotnot]

brilliant - a round of applause

[@kevrowden3005]

I’m so glad I found this!! Frickin incredible 🤣🤣

[@SirAmicVarze]

The legend returns and we are not worthy.

[@theallinonegamer8482]

when a comedy music video tells the truth and uses facts more than the media and politicians do

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Cassetteboy coming in right at the end to score like Divock Origi

[@hotcrossbun26]

cassetteboy is origi confirmed? been too busy banging in goals to make vids recently.

[@jackthomas3221]

Most underrated cassetteboy video I've watched so far 🤣😂

[@VirtualDarKness]

Previous ones were great but this is next level epic!

[@ClayDisarray]

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - man of the people 😆

[@fuxxx21]

His real surname is Ali. That should appease the metropolitan white left surely? What more do you want? Him to grow an afro?

[@MCVessels]

Boreal How about a policy of not shutting down parliament, not ducking out of prime minister's question times and replacing them with cock and bull "people's PMQs" propaganda on KZbin, not avoiding BBC interviewers who would hold him to account, and generally growing up and facing his critics head on rather than believing that if he keeps talking loudly enough they'll disappear? I think these things are more important than his race, don't you?

[@GothicGamer2012]

@@MCVessels Also it would be great if he didn't privatise the NHS and sentence my best friend and little sister to death because they're reliant on medication we can only just afford and will be royally screwed by the price increase. God help us if any of us need a hospital visit. We'll be so deep in the hole we'll come out in another dimension. Fucking pink raisin wanker has money and trump willing to kiss his ass for the NHS though so nobody else matters. Just Boris needs all that money built on forcing people to watch disabled people die for being too poor.

[@r.8995]

@@fuxxx21 it's boris johnson Kemal of the Ottoman empire 😂

[@Rhinneh]

I wish this was on tv as a political ad

[@RaunienTheFirst]

Interesting that KZbin only recommended this to me a week after the election.

[@ubermod5564]

I only got it recommended just now, 3 weeks after the election, despite having watched some cassetteboy videos quite recently. Dodgy

[@COL321]

Amazingly well put together. Have a thumbs up.

[@lauramartin7416]

Amazing! Literally cuts straight to the point, so talented to put this together and informative too 😂

[@niallwalkermorrison3793]

I know someone is bad when caseettboy does a video on them but this one was the most accurate and savage of all. Good job lad.

[@luketappenden7866]

I used to love these but please be impartial, I'm dying to see a corbyn one haha

[@Necrocidal]

Casseteboy bringing the flows right from the top

[@danieldobbie8369]

brilliant !!!! Nice work .. everyone share this and make Britain a more equal and happy place to be.. x

[@alanpartridge2140]

Making the rich poorer does not make the poor richer, look at the USSR.

[@dew9103]

Aged like fine wine

[@ObtuseMori]

Awesome video! Depressing that it's so accurate though...

[@catrino5453]

Fabulous🙂 Now all we need is for someone to arrange for Boris to hear this 24 hours a day 😂

[@Tarja500]

Brilliant job now only if we could get this on the news

[@Screwpaulrose]

Brilliant, thank you so much for your work.

[@joshuadelisle]

Do Jeremy Corbyn!

[@pixelflowx]

More fitting now than ever.

[@jameshisted]

Most important video of the year. Also extremely clever. Well done & thanks.

[@LouisBurgessComedy]

Yesss the legends are back and just when we needed them

[@MrVibeless]

Mate you never disappoint! Fantastic. Don't know how I missed this when you first published?

[@stephanroux4344]

Gets better with every watch. Post it on any and all tory lies and propaganda

[@josysum]

Genius. How you create these is beyond me! Phenomenal work

[@bazza2974]

Apparently a comment helps get a video trending with KZbin algorithms? Well here’s my contribution!

[@Pixie.Little]

CB That was fantastic. Got me a few giggles. Thanks, needed that. Leeds UK💖🙋🦋👍😊

[@alsner73]

Thank you that made my election campaign.. We desperately needed some sanity in this shit show!

[@susanbarter668]

Your videos make me laugh, thank you for all the work you do making them..

[@TangoSket]

I’m a hardcore boris supporter but you cannot deny not only how sick this is but how true some of it is

[@hijinx6252]

That sums it up

[@johnduane9966]

So why support him if you recognise that there is truth in this?

[@walidb123]

Maybe don't reward someone who lies? We all suffer for it

[@curtis12999]

I've been watching your videos for year. Keep it up man✌

[@MusicFanatical1]

Cassetteboy coming in with the December Surprise.

[@hjohnstone6921]

Love this👍🏻🤣 Pure talent😉

[@DaBIONICLEFan]

"I'm lying if my lips are moving" lol

[@yf1001]

That was awesome, must have taken ages to put that together. Great job 👌 This should be the party political broadcast for the Conservatives.

[@morganhill6005]

time to plaster every tory facebook post and tweet with links to this

[@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_]

Probably won't work as some people can take a joke without getting angry about it. You should try it sometime.

[@walteranonmitty2465]

So long as you worry your little bunny head about lying to the Queen....

[@walteranonmitty2465]

Queenie deserves no respect. Our voting system guarantees Victory for Brexit because Corbyn is not for Remain. Our police, judiciary, parliamentarians, aristocracy, and zombie tv population swear an oath of allegience to the Crown. Or watch Coronation St.

[@daftwod]

The Tories say we shouldn't have a Marxist chancellor but this cut and paste song will shut em up!

[@cymraegpunk1420]

@@daftwod Possibly not, but emphasises his flaws as a leader pretty well

[@parchy2008]

I was soooo hoping you would do one of these, good work brother.

[@AssassinGCG]

This needs to be on the news!!!

[@mychemicalseal]

This ages worse and worse..! If we can’t laugh, we’ll cry,!

[@searchforwardlimited8657]

It's terrifying that he will probably be in charge. Literally terrifying

[@stumbling]

Oh no, some national pride restored and having our laws and parliament actually mean something instead of being a talking shop front for the EU corporatist bureaucratic aristocracy that Labour of all fucking parties support simply because the Tories changed their minds on the whole project. Labour have no principles aside from opposing the Tories, opposing British values and opposing the British working class they were supposed to champion. And when a certain Champion raised her voice over the industrial scale child rape in her constituency she got booted off the front benches. Fuck Labour. I hope this election buries them.

[@searchforwardlimited8657]

@@stumblingInteresting . Please elaborate on what you perceive to be British values and labour having no principles? Tories will deliver brexit as they've suggested. And then what? What principles will conservatives deliver after brexit that is going to deliver for poorer working class people? Do you think the tories are using brexit to cover up the failure of public services under their watch, as delivering brexit makes them come across as patriotic and that they resonate with the people they've been pulling money from for the last 10 years. Feel free not to respond. Just interested

[@rafi3341]

@@searchforwardlimited8657People like this guy makes me sick.

[@seancunningham6494]

"expect the dog to clean up the dog s#@t " legend

[@danforbes3573]

This is the most honest Boris Johnson has ever been!

[@JulieRoo]

Yes mate! Blinking brilliant, can't trust this.

[@tomgeorgearts]

Some cracking lines inhere...'Like expecting dog shit to be cleaned up by the dog' LOL

[@iamfinky]

If the lovely cassetteboy reads these comments, I'd love to know how long this took to make...

[@shadowssun1120]

I needed this.

[@glassmonty1487]

Now we're on the other side of the election this is depressing.

[@CCyoutube0]

The best video I've seen in many months. Great work!

[@mrbrightside051284]

I've already shared this because it might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. Here's hoping it goes viral 👍 STAMMER TIME!

[@241ae]

It’s good to know some people see through the lies

[@dennisjonese1562]

We should all send a copy to pm Boris Johnson for a Christmas gift lol.😆top of my funny list well done chaps 👈👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👉👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏lol😅😆😀😁😂😃😀😆😆😆😆😃so very funny.

[@steven.youngson]

Excellent as ever! Let's get it viral!

[@thorhbar1255]

Like a virus ?

[@peyotirotalo]

Hey Stevie, you might also did this my friend kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZrTZHuYm8-CkLc

[@JamieSTW]

Truly excellent. Had I won the Euromillions this would be heading straight to every medium I could afford to put it on....

[@lordPix3lUK]

That's sooo much editing! How long did this take? Good work, even though I hate politics.

[@Nina-uc7yp]

Someone please make a compilation of Boris Johnson just stammering, it would probably last at least 5 hours

[@lukecashin]

classic! what a legend!

[@petercdowney]

There have been more reported sightings of Taylor Swift's belly button than instances of a Tory delivering on their word!

[@kingkarrotyt5277]

1:56 that aged well

[@Atomixid]

Omg this is awesome! Now make one for Corbyn! :D

[@mpg272727]

OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE OH NO NO NO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂

[@thefunpolice]

Certainly one of Boris's better, more stirring speeches.

[@ZarlanTheGreen]

Brilliant! :)

[@UTshaman]

Well worth all the effort you put into making this

[@reverberer]

Nice to see you back in the fight @cassetteboy

[@peyotirotalo]

Brilliant! pls see also 'Don't give a F**K song'. Boris vs Corbyn dance-off! @jOZU​ @​ @​ @​

[@peyoti3482]

you mean kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZrTZHuYm8-CkLc

[@godwhymenowman]

very good, very funny...well done bro lot of hard work but wort it.

[@thehh5118]

*SAVE THE NHS!!! **#JC4PM** 🔴🇬🇧*

[@RaglansElectricBaboon]

Please do a really basic Matt Hancock in the style of Matt Damon in Team America :)