Girl: "my parents aren't home" *brain working overtime trying to figure out the correct response* Me: "dont worry, they'll come back"
@woodwood98895 жыл бұрын
Or: dont worry I can be your daddy
@ResponsibleBread5 жыл бұрын
@@woodwood9889 goddamn genius
@derjon55 жыл бұрын
@@woodwood9889 Modern problems require modern solutions.
@cheapskate94875 жыл бұрын
Gold
@MissMatched5 жыл бұрын
Treehouses & Motors **so sorry jack plays in the background**
@saduftw2625 жыл бұрын
"You're possibly better than a vacant time slot" Right on
@SuchetanaChatterjee4 жыл бұрын
literally debating rn if a guy is possibly better than a vacant time slot this is so true lmfaoo
@nikolatasev49484 жыл бұрын
As a lazy introvert the thought of competing with a vacant time slot terrifies me! Who can beat that!
@stud60604 жыл бұрын
Chris Gandy I wasn’t worth a midday nap..that lasted 2 months
@jennag71113 жыл бұрын
helix same lmaoo 😂
@yadisfhaddad7223 жыл бұрын
Man vacant time slots are so valuable, people hardly have any these days.
@adampandit43265 жыл бұрын
First date? Bold of you to assume I got that far
@mahyargharehdaghi93835 жыл бұрын
*no comment*
@gastrodonte34355 жыл бұрын
*no comment* Yeah i wa pretty late
@eggo_oo5 жыл бұрын
Adam Pandit f
@felixneumayer98234 жыл бұрын
dito
@keenanlewis94864 жыл бұрын
Adam Pandit ☠️☠️☠️
@panlis62433 жыл бұрын
Me: Wanna go out on a date? Her: Sure, where? Me: I don't know. I never thought I would get this far
@xyzzy643 жыл бұрын
i literally said pretty much exactly this to a girl my first time. We then planned out the entire date together and it went really well though! :)
@Boost33343 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@medvehs49263 жыл бұрын
@@xyzzy64 that's adorable
@TimeG372 жыл бұрын
@@xyzzy64 Congrats bro
@SynSpiderz2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie if I ever find someone to ask, and they say yes, this is likely to be my response.
@JesusHChrist16 жыл бұрын
I used the "I only date dimes" joke, and she looked dead into my eyes and said "so, what's your KZbin channel called?"
@Chaos.A6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ
@ryan2-5186 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ.
@BlazeTaleo6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ
@cheerfulpessimist9526 жыл бұрын
By Zeus!
@7MINJAE6 жыл бұрын
marry her
@joshd85375 жыл бұрын
Your getting married. Is she into you? (C) Can’t tell
@the_beemer5 жыл бұрын
Obviously not...if she was into you she wouldnt agree to something that means you wont ever have sex again
@emeraldcrafter78055 жыл бұрын
2SRL Thimo what do you mean? Marriage has nothing to do with that, idk if I’m getting R/wooshed right now
@the_beemer5 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldcrafter7805 That's a stereotype that married couples don't have sex anymore, when they're older.
@wrickel07275 жыл бұрын
I clicked on ur picture
@joshd85375 жыл бұрын
Its me Yoda yeah it used to be a link to my old YT channel but I removed it
@ChefNikuman5 жыл бұрын
Her: "Do you want to come in for coffee?" Me: "Oh it's really late and coffee will keep me up all night, thanks anyway!" *15 years later* Me: ".............................................Wait a minute."
@notthefam52535 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@ceshmate19535 жыл бұрын
It means, she wanted sex. I think.... You can't tell maybe she offered to quench your thirst.
@akhilsujith37725 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld 🔥🔥
@rubenfe915 жыл бұрын
Yep, now i get it. 4 years later
@ima_psykopathpsn84115 жыл бұрын
Tanpei Kosugi you must be 9 at max
@Konztinental2 жыл бұрын
For those folks thinking of asking their crush out, just ask her out and get a No already.
@fedepp1801 Жыл бұрын
amen
@nbruns10 Жыл бұрын
true actually. Better to move on and find someone else than spend years anguishing in 'secret' love.
@purplemonkeyelephant5 жыл бұрын
Girls: "Why isn't he making a move" Guys: "I don't have a clue what's doing on" is everything I am.
@captaingainzproductions18765 жыл бұрын
purplemonkeyelephant I know right 😂
@TheGreatWerebear5 жыл бұрын
So you're not a purple monkey elephant?! :/ I feel so deceived.
@kevinperera59055 жыл бұрын
purplemonkeyelephant I really felt that one bruv
@arishkumar5 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreatWerebear .
@tahmkenchusta58525 жыл бұрын
Well if you were me it would usually go like Girls: “you he just leave already” Me: “okay I will now ^^” Is everything I am
@dark6bvb5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how you seem so proud of that dime joke
@richardwilliamjohnson85664 жыл бұрын
Is a dime 10c? I'm not American so no idea
@tsamule51594 жыл бұрын
Richard William Johnson yea
@lukkymaths83494 жыл бұрын
@@richardwilliamjohnson8566 Yes, and it can also refer to a person who is a 10/10.
@Soundwave19004 жыл бұрын
Well, it was genuinely good, wasn't it? On the other thought, english is not my native so I can't tell
@nicholas1044 жыл бұрын
@TheWeeaboo Yeah but that has nothing to do with the phrase.
@TierZoo6 жыл бұрын
I will never not pause a CE video to read every list also "here's my youtube channel" has never worked for me
@zer0plux6 жыл бұрын
top 10 lies you tell yourself
@degu96686 жыл бұрын
Wow I certainly wasn’t expecting to see you here
@theonetemplar94016 жыл бұрын
TierZoo that’s because you’re a high c tier channel, maybe a B tier channel. You’re missing the pack mentality perk which would get you into a tier
@aGamblingGoose6 жыл бұрын
TierZoo viruses aren't NPCs. Get back to work.
@chrisjason76076 жыл бұрын
Make video!!!!! The public’s waitin’. the time you spent watching this video and commenting coulda been spent creating a thumbnail. Sniff... think of the children tierzoo... you’re tearing the county apart with this level of neglect.
@antoineazo90204 жыл бұрын
Step one : find a girl you like. Step two : learn that she likes you too. Step three : be happy for ten seconds. Step four : go mad because you're stressed. Step five : never call her again. Good day folks.
@kaldo_kaldo3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I can't be with someone who has such low standards
@aether84122 жыл бұрын
@@kaldo_kaldo damn you ain't had to do yourself like that 🤣
@legotheepic36112 жыл бұрын
That's really specific you good
@seattlegrrlie Жыл бұрын
This explains a lot
@fleasy4393 Жыл бұрын
Look at Casanova over here getting past step two.
@alexmertens52695 жыл бұрын
The drunk Lego thing reminded me of when I convinced a tinder date to watch the entire Bionicle 2 movie with me.
@alblup68605 жыл бұрын
Wife material
@paladin11475 жыл бұрын
Bro What the hell, this is gold xD
@TruthWaves225 жыл бұрын
Nice. Man. That's wassup
@oldmanlogan96165 жыл бұрын
You are a true american hero
@billygilmusic50725 жыл бұрын
LMAOO BADASS 😂💀
@HA_FI5 жыл бұрын
"If You've been platonic friends for 5 years, hoping your next haircut is the one that will tip them over the edge, You better have a lot of alcohol planned because Your current personality clearly isn't cutting it." Hey he's not wrong.
@juanarocha86295 жыл бұрын
Its accurate
@AdityaSingh-lp5rp5 жыл бұрын
I felt pain at that
@asagoldsmith33284 жыл бұрын
I died
@zyaicob4 жыл бұрын
I felt so attacked i hate myself
@jaykay50864 жыл бұрын
Don’t call me out like that
@gustoonz6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely fantastic.
@lusca61776 жыл бұрын
Gus Johnson hey its you
@hazardous4016 жыл бұрын
Gustoonz
@CasuallyExplained6 жыл бұрын
*Gus exclaims to himself, wiping the sweat from his brow and rolling back to his side of the futon*
@TierZoo6 жыл бұрын
shots fired
@julienczulay6 жыл бұрын
Hey its that guy from trending
@HyakuniYakumo4 жыл бұрын
"Don't call him daddy. Call them Father." This needs to go on a T-shirt.
@appa6094 жыл бұрын
No! I am your father!
@ineverlickyoghurtlid39033 жыл бұрын
explain please, i am so dull..
@satvikgarg39653 жыл бұрын
@@ineverlickyoghurtlid3903 father is a religious priest
@francescomanzo39392 жыл бұрын
*father.
@Umayrica6 жыл бұрын
_”Don’t call them daddy, call them father”_ Imagine someone doing that, *just imagine*
@alvarotiradomoreno96056 жыл бұрын
WeridAnimeLover69 "Fist me, Father!"
@swans1846 жыл бұрын
I mean at least be up front about your withering daddy issues
@RMeitzen6 жыл бұрын
Restrict my airflow, father figure
@FenixNations6 жыл бұрын
+Rain hahahahaha
@PotionsMaster0076 жыл бұрын
Catholic school girl vibes 😂😂
@TalosBjorn6 жыл бұрын
"Dont call them daddy, call them father" That's a quote for the ages
@sagelioneldsouza82306 жыл бұрын
Thomas Bixler yeah father...
@MelvinStFleur6 жыл бұрын
Been dating for 8 months now, is she into you...... Again still can't tell.
@christopherroberts24236 жыл бұрын
Run.
@wisdomofthecrowd98456 жыл бұрын
Better keep your wits about you, and wait for a better opportunity!
@KienTran-lt7vs6 жыл бұрын
I know ,it's a joke. But it's not funny anymore when that's the reality you are in.
@HAL--vf6cg6 жыл бұрын
Been happily married for 22 years with three children... is the into you? Eh, you can never be sure...
@allisonscanlan41446 жыл бұрын
melvin st fleur I mean you really cant
@AnonW4 жыл бұрын
Girl: Why isn't he making a move??? Me: When am I supposed to make a move???
@daytonharper69673 жыл бұрын
^^^^^^^^^^
@daytonharper69673 жыл бұрын
And how
@TheBeShiny3 жыл бұрын
Girls can do moves
@LeventK3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBeShiny You can't tell.
@jinsory55822 жыл бұрын
@@TheBeShiny Yeah, one of them ninja kicked me after I gave her a compliment.
@carlos_92305 жыл бұрын
**has had a 50 year long marriage** *does she like you?* (C): Can’t tell
@CamViesky5 жыл бұрын
You’d be surprised how many people are married more than 30 years and aren’t happy.
@stephansalvi77684 жыл бұрын
@Jason Lee I agree, well said dude. Someone give this man a prize!
@menxerr34514 жыл бұрын
Cameron Cooke u dont get the joke
@kekale95064 жыл бұрын
Cameron Cooke shout out to mom and dad
@symbolitical41584 жыл бұрын
@@menxerr3451 no you didn't get his comment
@aidangittings5 жыл бұрын
*_I DONT HAVE A CLUE WHATS GOING ON_* Which basically explains everything
@SpachtelEimer5 жыл бұрын
So true tho
@ratsface28145 жыл бұрын
OMG yeah that's what I going through 😂 like what I'm doing here 😆
@thestrangers65244 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂
@saikgamingproductions4 жыл бұрын
*casually explains everything
@phoenixwright78026 жыл бұрын
i can hear you smiling/laughing inside at your 'i only date dimes' joke XD
@adog31295 жыл бұрын
yeah, you can hear him holding it in in the recording right after.
@thelou11205 жыл бұрын
What time?
@NFStopsnuf5 жыл бұрын
the lou 2:36 - 2:45
@aleks_ivanov5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@andenfighter00784 жыл бұрын
Aw Shit i actually wrote the same xD Now people are gonna think i stole your comment
@TrashmanCZ4 жыл бұрын
"Be yourself" That´s the exact reason why nobody likes me.
@agentjohn43134 жыл бұрын
same lol
@Cremasterreflex4 жыл бұрын
unironically, yeah
@adenferguson26473 жыл бұрын
Thats why i dont listen to dating advice
@cici42165 жыл бұрын
Me: Asks crush out. Crush: Lets just be friends. Me: I see this as an absolute win since i have no friends.
@titaniummechanism32144 жыл бұрын
Just don't say that out loud please.
@Pk27234 жыл бұрын
@@titaniummechanism3214 No no, he absolutely should. If he says that, she'll feel sorry for him but won't know how to respond which will lead to an awkward situation which will lead to her having more of a reason to avoid him which means that he will be able to escape the incredibly awkward scenario of pretending to be friends with a person who knows you're into them. Valid strategy IMO.
@Nore678424 жыл бұрын
@@Pk2723 You know what? That’s pretty good advice even tho i don't need it
@tiagomendez6584 жыл бұрын
Ah, this would work if it wasn’t me who said I only wanted to be friends, because I’m somewhat emotionally unstable and can’t stop constantly second-guessing myself
@gaiusjuliuscaesar92964 жыл бұрын
This does not work irl
@keldoe13515 жыл бұрын
“Don’t call them daddy. Call them father.” “Don’t finish with hallelujah, finish with a condom.” This is the quality content I came here for
@chainjail9244 жыл бұрын
narrancia?
@ingenuity234 жыл бұрын
@@chainjail924 fugo?
@dova30503 жыл бұрын
@Baldhina Asnake what?
@dova30503 жыл бұрын
@Baldhina Asnake what?
@Insigneon3 жыл бұрын
@@dova3050 what
@yetz5 жыл бұрын
i saw this channel on my recommendation randomly and tried to watch 1 video, now ive been here for i dont know how many videos, this shit is just hilarious lmao
@pazortegaFGC4 жыл бұрын
dale yetola
@guidovivan50354 жыл бұрын
Caraio o yetz
@thirteen36784 жыл бұрын
I've been watching for the last couple of hours, and I genuinely am unable to stop.
@chules19994 жыл бұрын
carai o yetz
@mitsuck78814 жыл бұрын
@@guidovivan5035 caraio quem é yetz?
@williamteng59242 жыл бұрын
“The worst she can say is no right” Her: “No”, then proceeds to screenshot, send in every one of her group chats, then blocks you
@Mildlyilligal2 жыл бұрын
No no, the worst is eww no, then the screenshot
@InViSiBlEGuy1 Жыл бұрын
I mean if she went to a date and thought you aee not gonna say anything they are insane
@Ghryst Жыл бұрын
the worst is getting fired for sexual harassment, cos you said goodmorning too friendly. giving any male "dating advice" in this day and age should be criminal negligence.
@jclyntoledo Жыл бұрын
@@GhrystThat doesn't happen, you must have been sizing her up or made a comment about her appearance and even still why would you get fired and not a warning?!... I feel like you're clearly exaggerating.
@Ghryst Жыл бұрын
@@jclyntoledo that DOES happen, and worse. you can get fired for just LOOKING at a female without consent now.. your unqualified denials only demonstrate an ignorance of modern employment laws. and if i was "sizing her up", well thats just a despicable grounds for firing someone, that should be illegal, but you're right, you can be fired for just looking at a female.. but, i already mentioned that. as for what you _feel like_ , that is completely irrelevant (and is the exact problem with these employment laws, theyre based on feelings, not facts), but i _observe_ that you're woefully ignorant and out of touch with current reality.
@starspawn5076 жыл бұрын
To get a first date... you have to ask them out. Aw darn I thought I’d get a first date by laying in bed watching youtube
@darklightjg16 жыл бұрын
Keep trying. I just got one in the middle of this video!
@sploofmcsterra47866 жыл бұрын
You can do both
@darqfalls8496 жыл бұрын
Hey there, handsome ;)
@JackRabbittm6 жыл бұрын
@@darqfalls849 I'M HANDSOME TOO I SWEAR!!! QQ
@swamplife31485 жыл бұрын
Whats up cutey. Lets go on a date
@FuneralGraveMemorial6 жыл бұрын
First dates are that lovely time you figure out that the person you are meeting looks way different from their picture!
@rebeltv56476 жыл бұрын
Right Wing got catfishes?
@patricklloyd17976 жыл бұрын
That's what snap is for ;)
@laurinh.52286 жыл бұрын
learned that lesson yesterday.
@meisam146 жыл бұрын
Right Wing Not if you cold approach them on the street first. 😏
@cutecommie6 жыл бұрын
Right Wing I can't laugh about this because I remember all of your horrible videos.
@maggiemusic7776 жыл бұрын
*3:52** even hearing you explain this moment gives me ptsd*
@omgrussian6 жыл бұрын
Vietnam Flashbacks.exe
@nicholasjessel67106 жыл бұрын
sparklyclarke ^
@cheat2006 жыл бұрын
I wish I could get into this situation... *Forever alone*
@andreaaldrich40466 жыл бұрын
sparklyclarke me too
@joshuaisaac97716 жыл бұрын
Sancho Jimenez no you don’t lmao
@rikupv4 жыл бұрын
2:16 You can tell he was so proud of the pick up line because he couldn't stop smiling afterwards😂😂
@Petermason_5 жыл бұрын
"sit on the curb and talk for 2 hours because your both too scared to be emotionally vulnerable" Really hits home lmao. My now girlfriend and I sat outside for 2 hours after our awkward date and I messaged my friend like what should we do. We went to the drive in movies together afterwards and talked until 7am the next morning. Started bad but its fantastic now
@ivanmegafanboy19814 жыл бұрын
*heavy talking session all night long* How is that a bad date?
@chromitehertz90164 жыл бұрын
bruh if that's bad then what's your good
@lastronaute36063 жыл бұрын
It happened the same to me, but even worst, we went to McDo to have an ice cream on the beach, she borrowed my jacket because it was cold, she told me she haven't eat before coming, I paid a Wrap and burger for her, suggested her to come home to eat, we talked all night long about her problems in life, then she settled home for 1,5 months and we nerver did nothing, then one day we went angry, during 1,5 months we tried to comeback to the other but now it's finished, we don't talk anymore ....
@hadassah65633 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a great date though
@lgd_stryker29713 жыл бұрын
Actually, sometimes, the more the situation gets awkward, the better of a sign it is.
@kevinistrash38726 жыл бұрын
*The old 1-2, works everytime*
@theone99306 жыл бұрын
1-2=1... So ur now single
@brycehurtado40596 жыл бұрын
It’s -1
@bd6036 жыл бұрын
No he said “the ol’ 1-2”. Idiot, not “whole”. Jesus
@Aquanex26 жыл бұрын
First Last No need for insults, but yes you are correct.
@UGotSerbed6 жыл бұрын
I love how he almost cracks up in the bit immediately afterwards. Almost lost his composure.
@AnthonyB1ake6 жыл бұрын
I hear some confidence in your voice on this one lol. You might be a stud in disguise. I’m onto you.. 🤨
@PinnysVids6 жыл бұрын
Don't you know he used to be Grandmaster in starcraft? Of course he's confident, he's a literal god!
@tjtj0126 жыл бұрын
He just got a girlfriend. Which explains the video about successfully talking to a girl
@BeyondPrideMF6 жыл бұрын
From his sense of humor I would definitely say he is a guy who's good with girls
@librev58816 жыл бұрын
Anthony B *into
@inventorofhotwater15016 жыл бұрын
There are grandmaster titles in starcraft? What in tarnation?
@huygfc42574 жыл бұрын
She wants to show you her room? Is she into you? Can't really tell. She may just want to show you her room.
@nelzelpher20884 жыл бұрын
I would have sex at the back of my mind but that's what I would assume. Same for the "would you like a coffee inside" talk.
@titaniummechanism32144 жыл бұрын
She wants to rearrange her room and can't move the couch on her own.
@zain60084 жыл бұрын
She wants to show you her new bed? Is she into you? You can't really tell.
@svantee_in_the_woods83894 жыл бұрын
She might have redecorated her room and just wants a second opinion about it?
@AnonW4 жыл бұрын
I totally show girls my room.
@ThZuao6 жыл бұрын
"I have 1.8 million subscribers on KZbin" *Panties: Drop*
@dinkbros47234 жыл бұрын
That's a guarantee
@_AniWatch4 жыл бұрын
Almost 3.0 mil now
@thomaswalsh45526 жыл бұрын
That dime line was the best thing I've heard all day, by far
@mvmedved5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Walsh what does it mean
@FulgurHalcyon5 жыл бұрын
mvmedved 10 out of...?
@VulpesVoce6 жыл бұрын
1:55 is top quality. 25 minutes well spent, I say.
@MichaelAshe6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Zhang I concur
@kingscreed15114 жыл бұрын
“I can only date 10 cent coins” “What why?” “Because I only date dimes” Top 10 smoothest lines Ive ever heard
@CianThoYT2 жыл бұрын
what does dimes mean in this context?
@yosu99542 жыл бұрын
@@CianThoYT 10/10
@CianThoYT2 жыл бұрын
@@yosu9954 ight thx
@magicboof2 жыл бұрын
*swish* 🗑️🏀🌠⛹️
@oskaraltman6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry you don't have to go on a first date just skip straight to the second one.
@dsend_6 жыл бұрын
Lost Connection *LIFE HACKS*
@BlackWhiteCloud6 жыл бұрын
somehow that feels like a joke from parks and rec
@TheGroovyGuitarDude6 жыл бұрын
Casually Explained is legitimately one of the only KZbin channels that consistently makes me ACTUALLY laugh out loud 🤣
@Angelinamarie11216 жыл бұрын
The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons Same:)
@Jasondurgen6 жыл бұрын
The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons look up TheOdd1sOut
@criole67736 жыл бұрын
"then you show them your youtube channel" gets me every time XDDD
@destinyselbe11076 жыл бұрын
The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons SAME
@narutoisthebestevaaa6 жыл бұрын
100% facts. my favorite youtuber for humor
@Livingeidolon6 жыл бұрын
'cause I only date dimes'... Had to pause it for a minute there. To rethink my subscriptions.
@nob22436 жыл бұрын
Hey now, don't be so harsh, at least he tried to be amusing.
@seniorgranpolladeenergia21456 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the joke, im not english and dont understand the second meaning of dime Pls help
@timmyschutz6 жыл бұрын
Dime is both a US ten cent coin, and a lady that a ten (super cute)
@nob22436 жыл бұрын
A dime equals 10¢, and it's a wordplay where he hints on her look being 10/10 (so he implies, that she is very attractive).
@Exo594-b5v6 жыл бұрын
Also, "dime" said in a particular way could sound like "dame".
@jacquelinewithac86683 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend and I technically went on our first date like 3 weeks ago...like after 8 months of being together that was our first time going to a restaurant and doing “date” things. Romance in quarantine everyone
@GenerationWest6 жыл бұрын
"Because I only date dimes" I had a laughing fit for a few good minutes.
@nikesbruh30586 жыл бұрын
GenerationWest 💀💀
@andy-tm5re6 жыл бұрын
*laughing**
@fishmamma48466 жыл бұрын
Explain
@Tom-1016 жыл бұрын
GenerationWest (help I don't get it I'm either retarded or that's the point)
@patrigali216 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pathaleyguitar97635 жыл бұрын
Girl: violently rips off your pants and starts going to town on your downtown. Is she into you? *can't tell*
@br40544 жыл бұрын
Could just be Canadian
@oil12524 жыл бұрын
Cant relate
@suecli81314 жыл бұрын
She could just be horny
@henri47304 жыл бұрын
She just doesn't have the money to pay for the dinner
@catchingvalue86973 жыл бұрын
You'll have to smell her fingers
@itriggerpeople44334 жыл бұрын
"You better have plenty of alcohol planned because your current personality isn't cutting it" *Okay, now I just feel personally attacked*
@DaShoopdahoop4 жыл бұрын
Me under 3 lungs of vodka, *hmm, still not enough*
@royliber38243 жыл бұрын
What kind of sorcery is this? This line hunted me down for the last 10 or so years since I even started drinking in meetings...
@pietrofavalesi2 жыл бұрын
I didn laugh at this line
@GamesBeatGamer2 жыл бұрын
I think your username confirms this
@nbruns10 Жыл бұрын
It's sad (for you) but true...
@AlexLee-dc2vb3 жыл бұрын
"if you've been platonic friends for five years hoping your next hair cut is the one that will tip them over the edge" *how did he know* i'm screaming
@jakeherb93326 жыл бұрын
Can’t get stressed if you never get your hopes up
@JGnLAU8OAWF66 жыл бұрын
Like hopes of anyone actually talking to you?
@koerier7186 жыл бұрын
Can't get stressed if you never have dates.
@sqwertt86055 жыл бұрын
“ nowadays it seems everyone is having sex before holding hands anyway” How could you suggest doing something so lewd before having sex
@snipejaysnipejay47034 жыл бұрын
How does that even work
@sqwertt86054 жыл бұрын
It’s a reference to a manga series called (Komi-San can’t communicate) witch became a meme in the weeaboo community
@MEXUS.4 жыл бұрын
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
@ione20034 жыл бұрын
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
@ivanmegafanboy19814 жыл бұрын
@Bob Bobbertson Bruh
@Lukasafer6 жыл бұрын
This man is a gift to the world Holds all the knowledge and gives us high quality work
@drugstorecowboy77706 жыл бұрын
Lukasafer we shall call him Israel! The gift of God.
@rbst-dg8ji3 жыл бұрын
I’ve developed social anxiety due to several lockdowns and I could never imagine to go to dates like I did in the past (maybe it’s my low self esteem) but you kinda encouraged me to try it again lmao
@Shadow779993 жыл бұрын
Try being in lockdown for the past 10 years
@Sartheris6 жыл бұрын
"How you talk about something is way more important that what you are talking about". Whoa! Words to live by, honestly!
@The9thDoctor4 жыл бұрын
depends on if you're talking about how to dissect an (entire) human
@ivanmegafanboy19814 жыл бұрын
@@The9thDoctor That sounds interesting
@tfwthelsdkicksin60834 жыл бұрын
@@The9thDoctor gonna try that.
@ssnewp23406 жыл бұрын
People say the same shit with different words during confessions and sex. "Forgive me father for I have sinned" and "Punish me daddy, I've been naughty"
@mssufjan6 жыл бұрын
sean sheridan This is fucking genius lmao
@glideo6 жыл бұрын
i'm 90% sure it's from a textpost
@callumprice40966 жыл бұрын
cof oh yeah it is
@boochandryan80556 жыл бұрын
I feel like you put a lot of work into these videos to make them seem like you don't put a lot of work into them...
@bennyton25606 жыл бұрын
That's the beauty of it
@drmike96 жыл бұрын
Thus the basis of its appeal. -10TiHaY 🍓
@mikhailhunter52776 жыл бұрын
he writes a script, he probably does screen play too. And there's definitely hours of editing, content research and writing jokes.
@allisonscanlan41446 жыл бұрын
Hmm I don't think he wants to make them seem effortless, but they are so we'll organized and articulated that they come across super clear and flow really well. So then yeah from a distance they seem simple, but if i broke it all down I'd be like wow there is really so much thought here
@SmokeDoinks4205 жыл бұрын
exactly
@bigboy69714 жыл бұрын
in a row: Casualy explained: is she into you I Causally explained: is she into you II Causally explained: flirtng Causally explained: first dates we on a roll
@mr.2minutes1615 жыл бұрын
"hi grill!!!" "grill?" "its because you're hot" "oh.. haha." _you are blocked from following_
@dinkbros47234 жыл бұрын
She might be into you
@dinkbros47234 жыл бұрын
@misssweetener - lol thats true, there's no way to ever know 😂
@hilal42123 жыл бұрын
Michael scott
@ChaseMcCain813 жыл бұрын
Haha
@thisisyes39733 жыл бұрын
because you put meat in it
@gaymerjerry4 жыл бұрын
i hate nothing more than movie first dates. "Hey wouldnt it be romantic if for our first date we did an activity that we cant talk to eachother during"
@Cookedfrfrfr4 жыл бұрын
Ikr, the first date is all about getting to know the other person...
@Torchedini4 жыл бұрын
It only works if you go for food or drinks after. Gives you something to talk about to fill dead space. You're not doing just the movie.
@thewanderingmistnull24514 жыл бұрын
There's a reason it's "dinner _and_ a movie" not just "a movie".
@JoshuaTootell4 жыл бұрын
My very first real date...at 38 years old (freshly divorced) was at a comedy club. Worked out pretty well.
@kaldo_kaldo3 жыл бұрын
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 Indeed, a period while shoving food into your face is a great time to chat.
@airmatt68365 жыл бұрын
“While I’m not judging you for busting out the strap-on day one, god certainly is.”
@anthonyweber49864 жыл бұрын
😂
@themoosee4 жыл бұрын
0:28 "You either get a yes or a no" Litterally everyone i ask out: Ew
@oil12524 жыл бұрын
True, I'm too ugly for girls and plus a tinder study showed that woman say that 80% of guys are underaverage
@elvis48684 жыл бұрын
@TheWeeaboo actually false lol
@josephpenarrieta96194 жыл бұрын
Visible sadness
@oil12524 жыл бұрын
@TheWeeaboo men rated woman normally like a bell curve
@Memorex9963 жыл бұрын
Those bastards lied to me
@Shilobotomized5 жыл бұрын
"People are having sex before they hold hands" Yikes, nailed it like chad did
@appa6094 жыл бұрын
this seems difficult
@user-xv2lj2tx1b3 жыл бұрын
Modern problems need modern solutions
@kaldo_kaldo3 жыл бұрын
Funny, nowadays people have entire hookups where the only parts that touch are their genitals
@skttlz54103 жыл бұрын
@@appa609 I just did what he said...
@silkroad12012 жыл бұрын
It is the best way to break the ice. You can always get their name after
@dainross53216 жыл бұрын
*"I don't have a clue what's going on"* Exactly what I was thinking on the first "date" I went on today
@laynewarner9376 жыл бұрын
2 + 2= 4 - 1=3 that’s quick maths Don’t think I didn’t catch you sneaky boi
@laynewarner9376 жыл бұрын
Lucas Whitfield what is 4-1 😂
@111louis6 жыл бұрын
but 2+2=4 -1= 3 is wrong, 2+2 is 4 not 4-1
@Khark986 жыл бұрын
Wow man i bet you're the life of the party huh? just let the man have a laugh jesus...
@Khark986 жыл бұрын
All this "NO! YOU'RE WRONGG ITS AKTUALLY WRONG" no one caresssss
@lucaswhitfield7186 жыл бұрын
kevin harkins no u
@sneeringzorbone Жыл бұрын
I've seen this video 30 times and I just got the "I only date dimes" double meaning. (Because he's a coin collector telling the year)
@teri975 жыл бұрын
You sit on the curb, talk for two hours and then go home because you're both too scared to be emotionally vulnerable... the most relatable thing I've heard in a long time..
@artwizardsam32385 жыл бұрын
**Reasons to not be yourself** "You'd be at home playing FarCry" I HAVEN'T HEARD A MORE ACCURATE STATEMENT EVER!
@2Infinit26 жыл бұрын
I only date dimes. - This was the best. You started laughing... hahahah
@Yzaytsev6 жыл бұрын
Could someone please elaborate on this joke, I didn't get it.
@timbradshaw54816 жыл бұрын
A dime is a type of coin but also a word used for a very beautiful lady So he said he dates dimes as in, can tell you what date it was made, but it also means he only dates beautiful women
@2Infinit26 жыл бұрын
It could also mean... he only dates 10s ;)
@Yzaytsev6 жыл бұрын
Cool, thanks! I forgot that I can use urban dictionary for that second meaning.
@aceboy7066 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one that caught him laughing there 😂
@cygnus_exe33663 жыл бұрын
“If you got your date by limp wristedly swiping your finger across your cracked iPhone, ice cream is a perfectly acceptable first date option because we all know you’re there to see how they eat soft serve.” This is the most perfect joke on so many levels, I can’t even. You have won the internet.
@angrydoge40386 жыл бұрын
Oh cool, maybe I can get a date now. ..."First step is asking someone out" *Rolls back over*
@JGnLAU8OAWF66 жыл бұрын
Asking someone out is easy, but what to do next is beyond me, so i never asked anyone...
@tobivan31906 жыл бұрын
Антон Южаков the real trouble starts if they say yes
@JGnLAU8OAWF66 жыл бұрын
That's what i'm talking about.
@col-gz5tk6 жыл бұрын
Honestly if they said yes, they already like you so from there just plan a nice date. It's ok if your fist date is a little awkward most of them are.
@samjoshi18126 жыл бұрын
That's the truth.
@hammadali5946 жыл бұрын
If I learned one thing from this video, it's that Casually Explained isn't American given by how he spells centre and cheque. I'm guessing he's Canadian.
@TheCuber24006 жыл бұрын
He's from Australia and lives in Canada.
@sasscream6 жыл бұрын
Is there a vid where he reveals this? I just cottoned on to it bc of his mum's accent haha
@georgia61986 жыл бұрын
sass in- casually explains: sports
@georgia61986 жыл бұрын
sass he’s from tasy he moved when he was 12 and now lives in Vancouver. I’m guessing his mum still talks Aussie but he has an American/Canadian accent
@Obama_OReilly6 жыл бұрын
From several of his videos it's clear he went to the University of Victoria on Vancouver Island.
@lordodysseus5 жыл бұрын
"So, what do you do in your spare time?" "I cry."
@gabedarrett13014 жыл бұрын
"But it's okay; I always do that"
@insertusernamehere49772 жыл бұрын
All of us sitting here trying to learn about Phase 57 when we haven’t reached Phase 1.
@Hulie6 жыл бұрын
Sex Ed: Don't finish with a hallelujah, finish with a condom.
@duhcohtuh15006 жыл бұрын
Hulie HAHA
@manishratan91736 жыл бұрын
Insightful
@adibbehroozitv64476 жыл бұрын
Great words
@lexbaldwin56136 жыл бұрын
Is it because hallelujah means "God, save us!"?
@TheSolaceOfSilence6 жыл бұрын
Tim Evans you better be letting her do the same to you then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Daebi1176 жыл бұрын
@ 1:55 - That second to last bullet point really hit me heavy
@craigjones99926 жыл бұрын
Same dude... same. Sigh.
@amberaugustini51345 жыл бұрын
The accent he gave his mom was sooo Australian I’m amazed
@drewdebrocke26564 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Jzombi3014 жыл бұрын
its cause he is from Australia and moved to canada
@blakearius3 жыл бұрын
I was born in australia and have no accent. But I'm basically hermit atm and watching american media prob doesn't help.
@Arch4ngel6704 жыл бұрын
I really like how you show a small sentence And then show shit ton of info on it for few sec that everyone pauses and reads. Love your vids man. Keep it up👍
@digitalfroot5 жыл бұрын
“so the most classic date idea is dinner and a movie” *holds up a camcorder*
@dinkbros47234 жыл бұрын
Only if she's a dime
@greenlemon30284 жыл бұрын
Oml I get it now. See that's the C proof I am male
@Nonchalant19966 жыл бұрын
I asked a girl out to a date once and she said yes and things were going great and at the end of the date when we were saying goodbye I was really considering asking her to take things to a more serious level because I was beginning to really like her but before I said anything she said “I had a lot of fun tonight, I can’t wait to tell my boyfriend about it”
@leonardolamanna53612 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@sstff6771 Жыл бұрын
😖😖 I hope you found another girl and got a great relationship
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
DAMN 💀💀💀
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb Жыл бұрын
skullemoji
@jclyntoledo Жыл бұрын
Maybe she was poly... Or it wasn't a real bf she just didn't feel the chemistry.
@zoomerjack54355 жыл бұрын
Me: Do you want a French kiss or an Australian kiss? Girl: What’s an Australian kiss? Me: A kiss down under.
@janitorsupreme23645 жыл бұрын
Jack Howard or a Spider-Man kiss.
@captainmattypat26465 жыл бұрын
I DOn't gEt iT
@user-dc1dk7qj1q5 жыл бұрын
.
@Xtravia95 жыл бұрын
Do you want to take a trip to my Netherlands?
@abeke55235 жыл бұрын
@@captainmattypat2646 R/wOoOoSh
@AverageSensei4 жыл бұрын
"I only date dimes" I LOVE THIS GUY
@CKTDanny6 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I'll keep this in mind in case I ever get struck by lightning
@sasykins33596 жыл бұрын
SDG Danny you never know these days😳
@NoName-xxxxx6 жыл бұрын
TryZoid Already got one
@Haggispk6 жыл бұрын
What I did for my first date was go kayaking. It was a fun activity that felt adventurous and not too much talking and simply enjoying nature. Setting up a hammock to watch the stars come out helped too I'm sure. Highly recommend doing something adventurous because even if it doesn't work out you still ended up doing something you wouldn't normally do.
@Cheetahhh4 жыл бұрын
2:39 you could hear his smile through his voice and it's so funny oml
@karifurai84794 жыл бұрын
hi cheetah i watch your channel you are cool
@swizzy60105 жыл бұрын
2:36 you can hear how he’s trying to hold his laugh 😂
@drewdebrocke26564 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@icehot9004 жыл бұрын
Actually first time, also i bust my ass out at that one
@Vantablack215 жыл бұрын
Damn the, "Oh shit he thinks this is a date" one really killed me😭💯
@acecombatps25 жыл бұрын
CasuallyExplained just feels like an older brother to me. Always giving advice
@tokugawahisaka074 жыл бұрын
I appreciate his attempt to not laugh after showing her the youtube channel.
@MsExorc6 жыл бұрын
You're going too quick, first date? i haven't even reached eye contact..
@AwesomepianoTURTLES6 жыл бұрын
Perfect date idea: Fox only, final destination, no items
@makeda65306 жыл бұрын
AwesomepianoTURTLES Heheh
@alexandermahterian54325 жыл бұрын
Hilariously, I have a female friend with whom I've had a platonic relationship for 5 years who recently told me we should go out some time. I just chopped off all my hair. 😎👌
@antonberglund1173 жыл бұрын
How did it go?😁😃😃
@Forit262 жыл бұрын
@@antonberglund117 same thing I'm asking
@Madwonk2 жыл бұрын
Its been 2 years we're all wondering
@apollo_01-stellermidnight2 жыл бұрын
Is he alive? Oh dear daddy something must have gone wrong
@lukerubrum5618 Жыл бұрын
@@apollo_01-stellermidnight d-daddy? Excuse me 😬🤨
@DawnshieId Жыл бұрын
With empty hands And heart of gold I shyly stand So brave and bold
@MicahBuzanANIMATION5 жыл бұрын
Finding someone who has some similar interests can really help. People place way too much importance on physical attractiveness. But if you think about it, the majority of your time with a significant other isn't going to be spent being physically intimate. Having a mental/emotional connection is what lasts.
@WaveViper6 жыл бұрын
2:35 Is that...emotion I hear?!?!!
@DrScorpion7406 жыл бұрын
Deviation from the casual. Unsubscribe.
@NetSraC13066 жыл бұрын
He almost broke character there. to be fair, god damn that pick up line was smooth and bad as hell
@FelixSR6 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks that *Casually Explained* is one of the best channels on KZbin?
@ilexdiapason6 жыл бұрын
Felix SR yes
@billypeas95166 жыл бұрын
He's my favorite channel
@school_pizza6 жыл бұрын
I find Yes Theory to be more wholesome than other channels just because I'm actually willing to sit through their 10+ minute videos
@alimeh67256 жыл бұрын
Felix SR ur mum
@FelixSR6 жыл бұрын
Ali Meh *NO U* ;)
@mouhiazeck Жыл бұрын
"you're the kind of person who paused this video to read a list of reasons not to be yourself and made it this far down the list" damn you didn't have to call me out like that
@barelyfresh10856 жыл бұрын
2:17 THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING SETUP TO A JOKE AND IT DESERVES MORE CREDIT!
@asiboe6 жыл бұрын
How about just drunk living?
@yogurtlord9266 жыл бұрын
Asiboe nice
@danielbuchanan15646 жыл бұрын
A beautiful functional drunk who digs me. We are sober at work.. then FTW!
@pinchpeak52036 жыл бұрын
I prefer drunk dying
@vizthex4 ай бұрын
i subscribe to the belief that whoever asked out the person should pay for the date - but until asking out someone reaches a roughly 50% rate, it's a bit of an iffy policy.
@kanishksharma17165 жыл бұрын
1:56 it's gold! Worth pausing and reading.
@royliber38243 жыл бұрын
My friend: "Just be yourself man." Also him: "You need to be more confident when talking to girls." Me: "So basically, I shouldn't be myself. Gotcha."
@SciencewithKatie6 жыл бұрын
Super generic comment but I really enjoy these videos, they’re so original and you’re really witty. 💛
@cadMeFromLife6 жыл бұрын
He's kinda like a lightbulb. He looks bright, but when you get closer, you'll see he's actually quite hollow. .___.
@bremcurt95146 жыл бұрын
Jason Gilbertson Maybe you are right... :/
@christiansaldana42006 жыл бұрын
I think ive seen you comment on like every video ive been seeing haha
@SciencewithKatie6 жыл бұрын
Christian Saldana Well then I think we both need to get out more!
@christiansaldana42006 жыл бұрын
Science with Katie or we just have really good taste in videos ?