Casually Explained: First Date Mistakes

[@UtkarshKaushik]

“Don't play hard to get, if you're already hard to want.”

[@gdfgdfgdsgdf]

GG

[@mamamuda9127]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZC1d4WwetGBftk

[@rimeprime8586]

broooo

[@jefrijonathanhutauruk6894]

My friend said "Bro try to be cool, play hard to get" as if I did that my crush will send me bunch of message and open her heart No, she won't

[@auggieeasteregg2150]

Dang

[@jared305]

Casually Explained is like an uncle that lives out of state: You barely ever see him, he turns up at random times, and he only stays for a few minutes.

[@alimroweh1]

And asks for money

[@RandomHandleLol1738]

Holy shit I just realized I have 2 uncles exactly like that

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

But gives good advice and he's funny. And drunk.

[@TheVanillaQueen]

Honestly I'm probably gonna end up being that uncle.

[@ghgyuyu2962]

And also touc- *wait wrong video*

[@brann_flakes]

“You have a nice face on your head.” Holy sh*t, I’m stealing this.

[@rembrandt972ify]

It's not as good as, "Please be nice to me, I've had a rough week. You see, my wife just died and left me $3 million."

[@jakubslavik5595]

Me trying to say this line: You have a nice face on your face...

[@Mamonar]

Mount & Blade players: "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!"

[@longebane]

This is one of those things that sound vaguely interesting when you read it, and falls totally flat in real life

[@jayer.]

Thanks, I got it from my parents

[@LonelySandwich]

can't make a mistake if you never go on a date

[@Iby_]

Username checks out

[@jd43]

why are you everywhere i go on yt ive seen you like 3 times today lol

[@TheV-Man]

I follow this philosophy

[@VeloAufNull]

Bruh I feel that

[@Respectable_Username]

How are you in _every_ comments section?!

[@Nosikas]

“She asks you on a date, is she into you?” Still can’t tell

[@silverhetch3383]

she's just being nice man

[@pedrohdalla]

if you have doubts about it, it means she wasn't clear about her intentions, so just assume that is a NO You'll thank me later for the absurd amount of embarrassment and time saved

[@dylantellez2496]

prob no

[@Jacksiloution]

@@silverhetch3383 yeah I would say no, unless it's about building the lego city then yes it is into you

[@pizzatime7433]

True

[@strenngth2024]

“Allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her at bullet chess” Has got to be the best quote ever

[@KatsaWazowski]

Basically exactly what happened in The Queen's Gambit.

[@tuipaopao]

r/anarchychess moment

[@tonyh1345]

I’d destroy my ex at bullet chess, this quote hits home for me

[@morency_music]

Anyone down for a game? Lol

[@edefedd3121]

@@morency_musicyes

[@Virsu]

The actual joke is thinking casually explained viewers go on dates

[@nemdawg6342]

Monster facts

[@chrollo0427]

yea we are all married

[@late8641]

@be happy Please keep your personal delusions to yourself, thanks.

[@taralamalam1321]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo......

[@Exist64]

I have been on at least two this year!

[@johnnywaffles2482]

Him: “that’s a nice face on your head” Her: *blushes*

[@horstherbert35]

"thanks, i picked a particularly pretty skin this time"

[@samhansen9771]

Him: ewww! Why is it changing? Go back, go back!

[@mamamuda9127]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZC1d4WwetGBftk

[@jogandsp]

Zap Brannigan: Helllooooo from the neck down Female fry: *giggles flirtatiously*

[@PearlPredator]

@@samhansen9771 as a Martian I am quite offended by your comment and will now cancel your life subscription. Please wait a moment...

[@UnwovenSleeve]

“If you’re neither, like honestly, cheers” I’ll drink to that

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I'll drink to drinking.

[@ABunnyVTuber]

cheers~

[@ayushbhagat8253]

Amen brother

[@acgm046]

Cheers *Takes a sip of water*

[@marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413]

Don't mind if I do.

[@GenerationWest]

(Date is a success) "Are these roofies?" "They weren't meant for you, they were meant for me if this date sucked... Okay now when I say it out loud..."

[@marten3675]

LOL

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet KZbinr. Thanks for being a fan, dear gw

[@sdf1000]

burh

[@Mo-fh3ob]

Well thanks for ruining the jokes

[@xitcix8360]

@@AxxLAfriku OMG DADDY AxxL 😍😍

[@tommasomaruffi1306]

_"We're hitting relatability levels that shouldn't be possible"_

[@taralamalam1321]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo.

[@wiegraf-FNC]

Right? How did he know I got kidnapped by a Cartel?

[@mamamuda9127]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZC1d4WwetGBftk

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

"Hit her with your pyramid scheme" That's brilliant

[@kurtsudheim825]

I lived that to

[@HuuSeeMore]

What does it mean in this context ?

[@Deadgus21]

Its like, yeah i am trading stocks by myself. If you want you can give me some funds. (Buys cr@ck)

[@randomslav4721]

oh so the tax evasion is not a valid topic? damn man

[@lifdrazor]

Amway? Lol

[@-.TS.-]

This is where I get all of my sound dating advice. I am still single after following this channel for over 5 years, but making great progress.

[@JoshuaMarcWilliams]

I'm pretty sure the best bet is to just keep your wits about you, and continue to look for signs.

[@Flying_Spaghetti_Monster]

You shure she isn't just Canadian and being polite?

[@astridediva]

😂😂😂

[@benjaminjones8782]

Reducir lo posible that i can&9 do the thing that you said to me on the day that yester

[@winnablepeach135]

I'm convinced he only uploads when he needs some quick cash

[@StiekemeHenk]

But also has the ideas

[@zachbt]

got to respect it

[@LordMagnuss]

Absolutely lol Good for him

[@jeddtam9085]

every ~two weeks

[@thiccityd9773]

Quick? He said these take like 40 hours

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"There are a lot of questions I found on Reddit for people who've never gone on a date before" I mean you found the questions on *Reddit*

[@pinkocean310]

Honestly those subreddits are like userbenchmark, just jokes

[@straizobrando8334]

you should already know that if you are a Redditor AND a Discord Mod girls will fall in love with you in no time!

[@joseph2ne]

😂😂😂

[@KevinShinwoo]

I've had two successful Reddit dates in the past month, somehow...Weird thing. One of them turned out to be a satanist, though.

[@blim1370]

lmao yeah u talking while u commenting 24/7. sounds like you get loads of girls kid

[@joshuapotter6778]

HE SHOWED MORE EMOTION HES EVOLVING

[@AlexandruTanase11]

nooo he's breaking the curse D:

[@TacTixHD]

Twitch line was gold

[@jayson7136]

Whoa tactix in the casually explained comments section

[@fodebic5253]

Twitch featured that line on their private channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@vspshadowgamer4127]

everything was gold this mans a legend

[@mamamuda9127]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZC1d4WwetGBftk

[@dannynichols4488]

It's not what he said, it's how he said it.

[@wenm6735]

Unironically, the “being vague about the fact that this is a date” hits close to home. Ouch.

[@tobortwo3697]

Unfortunately same

[@BrEAcHxROWDY]

Happens to the best of us

[@UshankaMaster]

Yeah... I'm enlightened now. And I wondered why I was such a failure with girls Well, that's far from being the only thing I did wrong, but still

[@stzu07rel]

The real question was how large was the bill and did you still pick it up because you were too embarrassed to think properly and go Dutch, like I did 😎😬

[@andreei2556]

Guess what, same :/

[@shawneeg214]

Looks like someone’s paying for the date this week!

[@alifizharulhaq3370]

He got that expressvpn money

[@lc7761]

To do that he needs to secure another first date 😉

[@gaelmarquez4635]

If someone had a date…

[@mostwantedinAlbania]

@@gaelmarquez4635 tbh with that humor I am surprised how he doesn't get all the hoes

[@gregbagel791]

Actual facts: tell her it's a date. I cant tell you how much when I explicitly mention it's a date girls have told me how happy they were I was upfront about it.

[@lukasmuller1274]

i tried that once but all i got from her was an "ew"

[@BrEAcHxROWDY]

@@lukasmuller1274 not everyone will like you and no matter how hard you try you wont always be able to change that.

[@MrKiall1982]

Yeah, I think once you get past 25 the entire concept of, 'hey, we're just two people of the opposite sex meeting up for the first time to have drinks' pretty much dies a death. It's been a long time since I dated, but since my mid-20's, maybe even younger, there's never been any need for clarification.

[@gregbagel791]

@@MrKiall1982 Im 22

[@spiritlevelstudios]

"Date" is just a code word for girls getting free attention and validation from boys while wasting their time and money.

[@kappalucky]

"The question isn't whether you had sex, it's whether you held hands"...That speaks volumes for something so minute

[@thewinner4319]

True XD

[@TheHellogs4444]

It’s also strange because holding hands feels like nothing if your don’t feel an emotional connection. Sex is far more biological

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Can someone explain

[@jclyntoledo]

​@@TheHellogs4444Yeah but sex can mean a lot of things to ppl qnd not just sexual intercourse. Also desperate thirsty ppl hookup all the time so it doesn't actually mean you're dating or that they even like you. Whereas if someone holds your hand in public they probably like you and want to see you again.

[@sinistarz0253]

People nowadays just have sex for pleasure or with any stranger to suppress their desires. The actual meaning behind the act is really rare to experience and find nowadays.

[@jakobb.6868]

I like how you can break most of his advices down to: "Go drink more."

[@taralamlam1773]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo....

[@themk4982]

It’s happening more and more with time. He’s growing wiser.

[@surwo7990]

@@themk4982 now yuo see…..

[@SgtJohnson-m8c]

That's how it be

[@ktgame2640]

Advices*

[@pat9353]

When your Canadian but still pretend the drinking age is 21 to appeal to American audiences:

[@uriargaman7241]

Doesn't he live in the US?

[@eliasmsv3156]

@@uriargaman7241 nope

[@itsnachikethahere]

@@uriargaman7241 he's Canadian, I'm pretty sure.

[@meesvandewalle6463]

@@itsnachikethahere He's from Australia but living in Canada

[@remains10]

I mean there is a high chance most of his audience is American just by the population standpoint…

[@electrikal_shok588]

My brain: "Say you have beautiful hair and eyes" Me: You have beautiful hairy eyes

[@soumyachandrakar8697]

😂😂

[@JJs_playground]

Lmfao.. this actually made me laugh out loud

[@_Alex_Zer0_]

Whoa, Spanish? Classy.

[@gwho]

To be fair, they DO try to make them hairier

[@kialuvsyoo]

with eyelashes being a thing, you're not wrong

[@sonam9881]

"Now I'm not expert on dating, so you can trust I know what I'm talking about" is such an underrated line I swear

[@chairsilver2]

Real lol 😂

[@dogsact]

"Hit her with your pyramid scheme", perfect lol

[@taralamlam1825]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo.

[@Andresmente]

"So i'm into this new business, totally legit, where you sell uhmm... something. But the real deal is just having to bring people in, so we all win. Just have to invest all your savings 😎"

[@voided_sun]

@@Andresmente "They sell this super high quality X, but its kinda expensive, but if you use my referral code..."

[@jamesslade2123]

she asks you on a date, everything goes well you keep seeing each other for a while and get together you ask her to marry you, and she accepts you get married, the wedding is great you have a long happy marriage on your deathbed you wonder: "Was she into me?" "Can't tell, could be just Canadian."

[@mustafaLY2631]

What's the game name in your pfp called? I can't remember it

[@trimonmusic]

No you're not

[@jamesslade2123]

@@trimonmusic oh.

[@Will-oj3un]

>First dating mistakes Learn your demographic man. We don’t go on dates.

[@tjbarke6086]

Yeah, but sometimes we're "aspirational".

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Casually Explained is speculative fiction.

[@LegoEddy]

When I open my analytics page it literally says 99% male viewers, so yeah... Time to become gay I suppose.

[@andruloni]

We're here to accumulate knowledge, not use it. He's fine.

[@NicolasMendoula]

@@LegoEddy hey, gays can be picky too, you know.

[@KindaRandomDude]

When the world needed him most, he returned.

[@alexhoughton3305]

When the world needed this form of comments the least, they won't stop showing up everywhere.

[@shoberino3898]

how did i know this would be the first thing i see in the comments...

[@alexhoughton3305]

@@shoberino3898 because creativity is dead and the internet killed it

[@Mgames_xd]

​@re mi Some say Sam O' Nella is still plowing through his storyline to his first date

[@CapAnson12345]

I hate "first dates" I'd like to skip to the 32nd date when we're pretty comfortable with each other already.

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

dating someone you were initially friends with would be ideal ^^

[@rspy24]

lately i dont give a f*ck anymore and i go to first dates and talk to the girl like she is my GF for months already.. I'm 100% honest and confortable with her. yep, It doesnt necessarily work all the time haha They do like the "cool and comfortable" guy side, what the don't like is the "honesty", and no, i'm not rude or anything, im just not hiding anything, 100% open, and i think they are afraid of that hahaha

[@BL-xz3ym]

@@rspy24 If girls are getting afraid of you because you’re being too open maybe you should reign it in a little bit and realize that there’s such a thing as oversharing with somebody you just met? Honesty is great and there’s very few things you can’t talk about but maybe if you’re making multiple people uncomfortable you should evaluate why and how to fix that rather than just brushing it off? Some heavier topics are just things you don’t really talk about on a lighthearted, fun first date where you’re supposed to be enjoying your time not being sad.

[@happyfacefries]

First dates really are the worst

[@cond.oriano3264]

@@happyfacefries well imo they’re ok, it’s worse when you have the 13th date and she’s suddenly like „I don’t think this is working“ lol

[@passwordispassword1585]

That roofie part was the most slides I’ve seen you go through in 5 seconds ever. It almost made the fact this took 3 months worth it.

[@taralamalam1321]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo......

[@gameparade4527]

@@taralamalam1321 why

[@selenophile5256]

Weird thing is getting roofied would actually be something that girls expect and are careful against at first dates and not wearing rohyphrnol detecting nailpolish is seen as "mistake"

[@Chrischi4598]

When do we get a Casually Explained Onlyfans

[@cataryad661]

I mean, he and all the characters basically walk around naked anyway… I’ve seen him put clothes on the character’s bodies before, so it’s not like you can absolutely be sure that the stick figures are wearing clothes…

[@FireJach]

OnlyFans works like this: here is a man who is alone or has a gf but he is not satysfied. He feels he is important if an OF girl adresses message to him. He pays more money to make himself better and of course he is excited to watch more expensive videos. Onlyfans is like mystery boxes where you can find fake love ..and women can become rich just like that

[@johnmyster]

I love the mix of comedy and actually useful information. The "storyline" idea is really good and not something Ive heard before

[@callummcmullan5970]

"Getting a date in this day and age is pretty straight forward" Confusion intensify's

[@taralamlam1773]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo...

[@mamamuda9127]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZC1d4WwetGBftk

[@AttackingTucans]

funniest channel on youtube

[@itay6699]

How do i verified channel not have 10 trillion likes on a comment, IMPOSSIBLE.

[@nickkohlmann]

Your profile picture really has that 2010 Disney channel vibe

[@shxhebx2039]

How skyward sword going

[@Katie-q7y]

And one of the worst upload schedules on KZbin

[@deleted_handle]

What about in youtube?

[@jeromegaces6184]

Casually Explained: "A lot of guys think that girls are attracted to men that have a lot of money. this is false" Me: "Oh okay so it doesnt matter if im poo-" Casually Explained: "Girls like cool men...with a lot of money"

[@_armoricat_]

if you don't have money print some

[@_armoricat_]

@@youtubeandtwitchclips Then it's not a girl, it's an agent sent by the Federal Reserve

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

i like cool guys with a lot of monopoly money UwU

[@nbaquandale2]

@@2-d_in_a_bag "UwU" pfft cringe

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

@@nbaquandale2 there's nothing wrong with that though

[@TheVanillaQueen]

"If you're more charismatic get into more social circles" Is this the next casually explained

[@taralamlam1773]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo....

[@Arnoldismouldy]

When will u make a “complicatedly explained” channel

[@9nikola]

Did you mean "Stressfully Explained"?

[@yieschu]

Ranked explained

[@nuclearbomb9483]

Competitively explained

[@Colopty]

A competitive explanation channel would be fun. Get guests who try to give the best explanation of some topic.

[@dotty7789]

Convoluted solutions, complex methods, or maybe hardly explained

[@sboom6841]

"allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her in bullet chess" I see, a man of culture!😂

[@capnmilkman]

My god, he's returned.

[@ETBrooD]

It's easy to get a date, just tell her about all the dates you've had lately... which is of course none in the past ten years, and boom! She'll date you out of sheer pity. Congratulations! Source: trust me bro

[@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908]

I was going to say I trust you, random internet guy, but then I saw your name and now I don't really know where to go from here.

[@vapingfury4460]

@@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908 say sorry

[@NamesNotAstella]

._.

[@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908]

@@vapingfury4460 dad?

[@vapingfury4460]

@@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908 no not dad, only me

[@Ziggle-ky9kv]

There's a book called Casanova Playbook of Magnetism, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts, it's the real deal

[@smmmmmmm3603]

get real mate

[@funnychannelnamehere623]

bot

[@smmmmmmm3603]

@@funnychannelnamehere623 fr fr

[@oryxthemad]

oh damn I was wondering why I was seeing this same comment on multiple unrelated dating advice videos now. yeah bot makes a lot of sense.

[@rookless4121]

MY DUDE IS BACK!!! Let's go bro!

[@Insert-thing-here-Fan]

@be happy u cant fool me anymore

[@DiiceForeveroO]

At what point in the first date should I pull out my yu-gi-oh cards?

[@taralamalam1321]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo......

[@Mewcaloid]

Immediately because I’d be curious to see

[@greyazazel5810]

Before you even sit down, you hand them to her and it will weigh her down so much she can't leave.

[@gabedarrett1301]

More importantly, when do I whip out my beyblades?

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

They should be in your profile pic, if using an app

[@ObitoSigma]

I actually find getting a first date pretty easy. Here are my steps. 1) Move to a medium or large city and swipe right on everyone. 2) For the few matches you get, message with a compliment of their photo or bio that is not about how attractive they are. 3) Then immediately message a place and time for a first date. If they can't make it, they'll at least be willing to help reschedule to a time they're more available. If you try sparking a conversation, most people see that as a turn-off. And even if you do spark a conversation, you need to end it with a date scheduled or else they'll also lose interest. 4) I haven't gotten this far yet sorry.

[@altrag]

> 2) For the few matches you get, You must have missed a few steps.

[@phantomlordmxvi]

@@altrag You have to follow the rules

[@altrag]

@@phantomlordmxvi #1 complete. #2 instructions not clear.

[@phantomlordmxvi]

@@altrag not the rules above. THE rules

[@DreamCatcher201]

3.) is too fast. You have to talk to the other person a bit, at least exchange some texts… it’s not IMMEDIATELY TIME AND PLACE, that’s creepy as hell.

[@Necroneer]

0:54 Oh the fish was the problem, I'm taking notes.

[@taralamlam1825]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo......

[@TrueMedallion]

"It was the perfect date ever!" -said no KZbin viewer ever

[@albert_the_cool8092]

What's up checkmark

[@djungbo4462]

Lole nice

[@dafriedel7097]

At least not those who speak English

[@mamamuda9127]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZC1d4WwetGBftk

[@robertjohn9684]

Or you have a wife.thats worse

[@kushalchanti1161]

BROOOO this actually has some real advice!! Every video I have seen only tells me talk about interesting things, yours is the first to actually categorically say what a person not good at talking should do!! thanks man.

[@jacksontrust6035]

"allow her to absorb your personality by destroying her at bullet chess" Hits way too close... Good thing my girl refuses to play chess with me so I'm forced to do other things.

[@lucar6897]

Like play go?

[@saulgallagher5668]

Like compliment women on their beautiful eyes on the hub?

[@theredwisper6484]

i feel you hahah tho I recently descovered she's unbeatable at checkers

[@jacksontrust6035]

@@theredwisper6484 yeah same, i'm lost there

[@CasperA]

That line really got me. Destroying people at bullet chess is an endlessly enjoyable pastime

[@ethanh6370]

1:55 The most truthful part of the whole video.

[@julianbenabides5974]

1:50 is so on point that I literally lol'd. In 2021, holding hands does feel way more emotionally meaningful than having sex.

[@Yolo-ep4my]

doushite 2021

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Idgi

[@asaspades.]

"she says she's into you" is she into you? can't tell ngl

[@Idk-do1ui]

@be happy Sending a good message gets completely negated when you use other people to freely advertise that message online

[@janbernad4729]

@@Idk-do1ui what was that link about?

[@torachan23]

Because no one ever lies whenever they pretend to be into you

[@Idk-do1ui]

@@janbernad4729 Some kind of religious message. Or maybe not. I’m not 100% sure what it is.

[@janbernad4729]

@@Idk-do1ui holy shit, theyre spamming it through the whole comment section

[@mixhalzx]

"Our date with each other today has been sponsored by NordVPN" He just had a date with all of us

[@TheNicog1]

What's with the ad pushing so many illegal activities.

[@ingratus8160]

I think it was ExpressVPN, but you probably watched the video from Incognito Mode too. Edit: Nvmnd. You posted this 2 days ago and Incognito Mode was yesterday. ups

[@Larss86]

Damn, this man just went on a date with a million viewers without us even knowing. We’re getting dating advice from the right person

[@DarkDemon259]

"You've been married for 20 years, you have 3 kids together, a family dog named Butterscotch and you're expecting your first grandchild in 3 months" "Is she into you?" Well, you can't ever be too sure. Maybe she lost a dare where she had to marry some unattractive guy for 20 years and is planning to hit you with divorce papers on your anniversary after she has sex with your best friend since high-school. I'd say feel it out a bit more and look for some more obvious signs.

[@primorock8141]

Top-tier comment

[@ColossalNakk]

Basically how they work

[@SpeedbeetleV2]

This guy makes videos three times a year and I still click on them as soon as they come out

[@taralamalam1321]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo.

[@onlybadnameswork]

1) be direct and honest about your intentions 2) introduce touch early on, (it's gonna be awkward if you're trying to kiss her goodbye while you've barely touched her) 3) go for a walk, perfect first date, lots of opportunities to talk, unlike movies, restaurants etc

[@taralamlam1773]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo...

[@danthemankhan]

Well you're definitely not going to kiss her goodbye on the FIRST DATE, Jeez. Excellent way to come across as a creep.

[@stalker5299]

"where should i go if i'm not 21" laughs in european alcoholic at 16

[@derfzgrld]

That depends on where you live. In some places its far earlier.

[@Gabifuertes]

laughs in illegal drinking

[@beaucaspar3990]

Ye, you can drink at 16 in the UK.

[@saulidrobo5132]

Laughts in getting alcohol in Latin America because the seller couldn't care less about age

[@tomog1]

@@saulidrobo5132 mal amigo. Los kioskeros son unos inmorales jajaja

[@manya6058]

This is the most expressive casually explained has even been

[@calubiskavak]

He must've had a good date

[@c_42]

I went on my first date and I still can't believe it! Nothing happened between us, thought: no kisses or holding hands, because I'm socially awkward af. But she texted me saying she wants to keep going out, so... hooray! There might be hope even for the most pathetic and awkward ones between us, boys! (that's me, I'm most pathetic an awkward one)

[@c_42]

Update: she talked to me for a few days and then suddenly ghosted me. I feel horrible. Maybe there is not a lot of hope after all. :'(

[@dwarow2508]

@@c_42 Stay strong, king! Take the experience and keep your head up. o7

[@c_42]

@@dwarow2508 thank you, friend. It's hard but I'll try my best. :)

[@dwarow2508]

@@c_42 You got this, dw.

[@spk1121]

Hang in there, man 🤗

[@marekberan3274]

This is actually helping Travel stories > hobbies > movies and music > hit her with your pyramid scheme

[@Floridablaze97]

For men: "The richer you are, the uglier you can afford to be."

[@hetrix7897]

Dear person, Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[@ClassicDannyboy]

@@hetrix7897 this hurt me. you let me down dude

[@hetrix7897]

@@ClassicDannyboy sorry but NEVER GONNA GOVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

[@penapvp2230]

@@ClassicDannyboy just know he’s not a stranger to love

[@imcool2931]

I feel like this applies to everyone

[@melissylum4106]

If more people would just roofie themselves to get out of spiraling...

[@donkeyhobo34]

I'm in love with you

[@taralamlam1773]

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[@taralamlam1773]

@@donkeyhobo34 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo..

[@notsojharedtroll23]

@@donkeyhobo34 🅱️ R U H

[@j.c.1452]

@@donkeyhobo34 down galatically

[@happygolucky9004]

The advice for going on a hike is great if you know the person you are going out with. Otherwise if it's someone from an app I would wait a few dates before suggesting it. As a woman, having someone I've never met in person ask me to go out with them alone in the woods is 😳

[@katattack907]

Agreed-I love hiking but I'm not going to go into the woods alone with someone unless I already know them!

[@danthemankhan]

What's the worst that could happen? You come across a fallen tree that is blocking the trail, perhaps? That's why I always bring a chainsaw on my first date hikes.

[@redwolf9455]

1:21 as someone looks at r/AskReddit sometimes, I can confirm reddit is the ultimate repository for virgin questions

[@taralamalam1321]

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[@jamlessdoughnut]

I actually needed this so much right now

[@taralamalam1321]

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[@aleksandarfekonja6664]

I guess Gl with that person

[@marredcheese]

"What's your idea of a perfect date?" "YYYY-MM-DD"

[@Oscar1618033]

This needs to be the n1 comment.

[@aarushimalik5244]

Nah man DD-MM-YYYY is the only way

[@thamadflava]

I'd say DD-MMM-YYYY

[@aarushimalik5244]

@@thamadflava what kinda month has 3 digits

[@thamadflava]

@@aarushimalik5244 try it in MS Excel; it'll display dates as e.g. 02-Jul-2021.

[@kalebbruwer]

"Get into social circles" Lockdown: No, you stay home. For a year. Or two.

[@wayneamelie278]

This might just age badly. 4 years, take it or leave it.

[@mamamuda9127]

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[@northstar8818]

@@wayneamelie278 "Best I can do is 6 years"

[@The_Engie]

Move to a better state

[@kalebbruwer]

@@The_Engie I'm not American

[@DartzinhoV]

The most amazing part of this video is the fact that in between the many great jokes, you actually get great pieces of advice. My favourite examples would have to be 3:25-3:46 and 3:55-4:03

[@strikermodel]

3:55 This is genuinely good advice. Bro, your inflections and humor are killing me. This is your best video yet.

[@cpt.2944]

Facts we know about James. - his name is James - his hair is dark brown - low-key speaks/knows French - he's a cyclist - he's friends with Sam O'nella, has held him captive or is Sam O'nella himself Feel free to suggest more facts to add

[@sety409]

He's sponsored by express VPN

[@basicallydeadbooks000]

He’s Australian but moved to Canada as a kid

[@michac.8283]

He is a cyclist

[@djstuartphilippines2967]

He's a Canadian and is just being polite

[@allylilith5605]

he tells us that we suck at cooking

[@dotty7789]

Lol as a female who has gone on many dates, I always split the bill the first date or, if the guy is too persistent, then I'll cover the tip and the guy covers the food. I don't like one sided dating

[@wayneamelie278]

You're a gem

[@manuelsputnik]

A f-female?

[@forasago]

obligatory I'd let you cover my tip.

[@fearlessfosdick160]

That would tell me a lot about the girl I was out with, and none of it is good.

[@inafridge8573]

@@fearlessfosdick160 wym. I would really appreciate it because I dont wanna be dating someone who buys into the idea that the man is supposed to pay. Shows that she sees us as equals

[@Moffics]

Never actually expected this to have some legitimately good advice

[@mattiagaggiato5937]

First mistake: convincing yourself that you have a chance with her

[@JackRabbit1612]

that’s the first and most important step towards success

[@janbernad4729]

@@JackRabbit1612 convincing yourself or not convincing yourself?

[@ondrejnemec5756]

@@janbernad4729 you have to believe in yourself first ;) then you can believe in others

[@janbernad4729]

@@ondrejnemec5756 I dont want to believe to others. Other people are scary

[@depthshade837]

dude, you gotta have confidence lol

[@spedicy8634]

“If you then run out of storyline entirely and the date gets really awkward… just grab your emergency kit and roofie yourself and wake up the next day embarrassment free” my god it took me a few minutes to recover from that beautiful execution

[@taralamlam1773]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo..

[@s4dg]

"holding a foot Chinook Salmon" I have caught 1 (ONE) chinook, and it was about 18 inches, and that is considered fairly small for a king salmon, and this was on lake michigan where salmon are quite a bit smaller than pacific salmon.

[@warrensteel9954]

I hear posting a picture of the plate of cooked salmon is more effective.

[@s4dg]

@@warrensteel9954 agree, especially if you’re a good cook or know someone that will cook it for you. If it’s a trophy fish I would say then you could post it uncooked

[@mobstercrow7515]

I caught an adorable tiny fish with corn once, I miss that little dude.

[@susannarita4259]

That storyline diagram is actually great advice if you're nervous you won't have anything to talk about

[@TheRandomSpectator]

3:08 lmao I love the extra low effort extras

[@taralamalam1321]

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[@PhilipZeplinDK]

Honestly, Twitch has gotten weirder than any porn site at this point.

[@ramez2207]

"I'm no expert at dating, and that's why you can trust my word on it"

[@NewMessage]

So.. this isn't about fruit preparation, then.

[@ZahraRafiei]

Honestly I hate looking at ur profile :)

[@leketeke10]

5k without any videos?

[@alisterfolson]

Yes but actually no

[@sawneedles]

Holy shit, he's such a good instructor. The steps worked like a chram! To think all this time i could have been watching south park with my vpn

[@MosesBlackJesus]

A gorl and I went to an intimate nighttime jazz show in a romantically lit cafe. After connecting a bit and much sexual tension, she asked "do you wanna get outta here?" I said yes and proceeded to take her home. We got to her place and I said bye and waited confusedly as it took her forever to get out of my car. She just kept talking to me as if she wanted me to go into her house with her. And she looked at me with those innuendo eyes while slowly putting on lip balm. After touching me a bunch of times on my inner thigh and telling me about her wet hot tea and tasty snacks she had for us inside, she finally got out of my car and I was so relieved because I honestly couldn't tell if she was into me.

[@taralamlam1773]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo.....

[@ApiolJoe]

This sh*t is fkn gold!

[@roydavid5761]

But, did you hit her with your pyramid scheme?

[@massacrematt4613]

She probably just scared of being home alone, can’t be too sure I would wait for a better opportunity

[@ColossalNakk]

Dude shes not sorry mate. Just was baiting ya

[@lukahnapeirogon8197]

"Hit her with your Pyramid Scheme" I cant breathe 🤣

[@taralamlam1825]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo.

[@2Fly4me77]

Saw the gamestop stoink and was like wasn't this made 9 years ago mans ahead of his time. Checks date published, 9 hours. Excitement a new video!?!?!

[@yodoboat]

Sameee

[@JebusMatoi]

If he had said this 10 years ago, man would be a prophet.

[@notdisclosing2057]

Imagine even having somebody to go on a date with 😎

[@russellholmes3187]

[@5ashll303]

😢

[@KTHfan5]

The storyline thing was actually good advice

[@bobthedefinitelyrealhumano1269]

The best way to avoid making any of these mistakes is simply to not date ez

[@clankyrex]

He's too dangerous to be left alive!

[@janbernad4729]

But with no date no fun time (unless you have access to chloroform)

[@Duke_Exeter]

Not dating is arguably the biggest dating mistake of them all. I recommend not existing, far fewer mistakes.

[@Drymarro]

@@Duke_Exeter not dating is awesome sometimes. Save the stress and the money.

[@hitzcritz]

3:03 I see CE is expanding the CE-universe

[@taralamalam1321]

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[@seattlegrrlie]

Dear men... "hey yeah I like eat food n stuff so you wanna like eat food together sometime" is not how to ask a woman to dinner

[@ArmedTaco]

"Our date together today" Oh man.... I dunno what you thought this was

[@majimoo]

All this time I could have prevented my night time cringe sessions with just a pill?

[@anieagbayani1295]

Love this humor! I appreciate the casuallity while I understand whatever I need to. Thanks!

[@blootube97]

Can you please make one about “Breakups”? Yesterday my ex (of 2 years) told me that because we were a long distant relationship (started out physical and then long distant because of her family issues) and she wanted physical affection, she fell for another guy at her work because he gave her physical affection (through hugs) and that messed me up hardcore because she could’ve told me sooner when she was STARTING to get those feelings but nope, so now I feel cheated on when I don’t think I should be and could use advice about moving on because a lot of things reminds me of her like Resident Evil 5 where we started that game together and never finished it or Call Of Duty/Fortnite when we team up and such...

[@ceelman1]

1. Stop doing those things that remind you of her, if you don't want to do that then don't complain about them reminding you of her. 2. Go outside and socialize, which in your case involves you doing number one in order to do number two. 3. Do things that purposefully make you feel uncomfortable. Striking up a conversation with strangers etc. Get better at that and move on to approaching attractive ladies. Better yet just go talk to every attractive lady you can. Good luck kid

[@blootube97]

@@ceelman1 lmao... not a kid but thanks I appreciate the tips!

[@badpiggy2403]

Sorry to hear about that dude, try to stay strong. Once you feel ready enough, I think just putting yourself out there can be very helpful

[@tomoakley760]

Try Resident Evil 7 instead?

[@sanatanipandit1166]

Another tip have Multiple girls in dating some may turn out to be good

[@shivamjha2625]

Casually explained is so good that I don't even skip the ad

[@woodsavenue]

"uh, no - hey, idk what you thought this was and i probably didn't communicate this properly but like - im down to experiment dude" it has almost reached that point in my life, i shit you not..

[@sherlynong8167]

I freaking already died at the “OH NO, NO WAY” in the beginning

[@ashketchup247]

When we needed him the most, he came back

[@BadAtPickingUsernames]

I’m so confused. First date, like the day I was born? Or someone else’s? How do I know which one is considered the first? The oldest one?

[@owang5177]

4:03 as a chess player with a bullet rating or 2816 I completely agree with this statement.

[@teebin1727]

Me: *already in a year long relationship* Also me: interesting...

[@kaushalrathi3234]

No way, a casually explained viewer can't be in a relationship

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

That flex...

[@truestopguardatruestop164]

@@kaushalrathi3234 he will break up soon lol

[@teebin1727]

@This I meant it as a "taking note for dates with my partner"