Cat farts 2 times

[@akeelanobee27]

“Did you guys hear that? I’m scared. I don’t know what was that guys and I didn’t do that.”

[@laeoso1591]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT VIDEO

[@M1DN1GHTF1STF1GHT]

Only ogs

[@AnnelizeKt]

only people of culture know this

[@notbjork1262]

That video is the only reason why I don't think kids are that bad

[@BamBabyBrenda]

Lmao, all I read was "did you guys hear that" and I knew and started laughing

[@CJI037]

Plot twist: The woman‘s name is Catherine and she goes by Cat.

[@davibawns]

OMFG HAHA

[@teuteum9365]

Yes should be cos then it makes sense

[@aliyahstarfanprimeflame6638]

Catie Bowman: Which Catherine/Katherine are you talking about???... I'm a Catherine and I'm not sure which 1 you are talking about!... *is about to burst into flames due to anger overload* *THIS IS A JOKE TOO!*

[@travis1190]

@@aliyahstarfanprimeflame6638 What?

[@aliyahstarfanprimeflame6638]

@@travis1190 Catie Bowman's full name is Catherine Bowman and so, she is another Catherine but the name can be spelled Catherine or Katherine. But Catie Bowman goes by Catie or Cate. To he honest.

[@dovee1]

This woman tried to go through the five stages of grief but got stuck at denial

[@colincmx5583]

Underrated comment

[@injetavel279]

Five stages of fart 4. Fart 5. Denial

[@colincmx5583]

@@injetavel279 3: Denial, 2: Still denial, 1: Fart again

[@adrena7321]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@justamanofculture12]

@@colincmx5583 0. Fall into the Endless Dark abyss of Farts and Denials

[@k4ikaii]

I love how 6,000,000 of us all gathered to watch a “cat” fart precisely two times.

[@UwU-ly8gu]

bruh 😂 indeed it's the "cat"

[@jesusisking3814]

The Million-Dollar Question: Will you go to Heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God's name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Mt. 5:28)? If so, God sees you as a liar, thief, blasphemer and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible place called Hell. But there is good news!!! Though we broke God's Law, Jesus paid the fine by dying on the cross: "God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life" (Jn. 3:16). Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds (It's no fairytale). He fulfilled all the prophecies of the promised Savior. Please, today, repent (turn away from sin and strive to obey Jesus, live holy, depart from all iniquity like Jesus did) and put your faith in Jesus Christ as the only one who can save you from the judgement of God through His sacrifice on the cross. This is so urgent. You do not know when your last breath will be. God will forgive you and grant you the gift of eternal life (Eph. 2:8,9). He will give you a new heart that desires what is pleasing to God and the Holy Spirit will live inside you. Then to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily (God speaks to you personally through the Scriptures) and obey it. I love you. I beg you. Do not delay.

[@leosheppard8517]

6,800,000 now haha

[@TheRealDark19]

6.9m now 😅

[@yoeza]

I am pretty sure the woman wasn't involved in the title

[@peachfuzz00]

I’m glad I fell for the clickbait because this comment section is hilarious lmao

[@absolsmvs]

same lmao

[@jubaka01]

ikr

[@miasevern6013]

Right?!

[@rymaix]

mmm yukako pfp

[@unknownmoonchild9970]

Fr

[@ReasonableFather]

This is a rare instance where the whole internet agrees on something, and it's because a woman farts and blames the cat.

[@MiSheRu682]

Goes to show what really matters. LOL! This is the perfect break from the drama in the world right now.

[@smvideos023]

Shut up this video is to prove that cats are disgusting and shameless

[@thiaramv6824]

@@smvideos023 go to therapy

[@Nora-mb1cx]

@@smvideos023 LMFAOFOFSDJNF

[@Dog.This_Identifier_Is_Shit.]

@@smvideos023 Lmfao

[@printartvideos8717]

If I ripped one that loud I'd blame the cat too.

[@springrain5297]

You can only blame the silent bit deadlies on a cat. 😂

[@Milk_ee]

IM IN TEARS

[@bowlrr]

STOPPPP

[@tama2723]

that loud? that was nothing

[@Willias]

But would you post it on KZbin?

[@yousername16]

this woman was able to make 6.6 million people listen to her fart she is my hero

[@gaysthrii]

fr i love her

[@fernandogarcia4027]

pause

[@Sabrinathewitch2]

@@fernandogarcia4027 unpause let em cook

[@b1aziclee]

1 month@@Sabrinathewitch2

[@Sabrinathewitch2]

@@b1aziclee yo

[@fiction5346]

This is the equivalent of your grandpa saying “yall hear that frog?”

[@urcookin]

Think she stepped on a duck

[@ivy.learnskorean]

@@urcookin It was a mouse on a motor scooter.

[@CaptMortifyd]

My grandmother always blamed barking spiders.

[@PartanBree]

Geese get the blame round here

[@megandolimpio6579]

HA

[@foxxsenpaii]

My god, it's been eight years and she's still blaming the cat

[@Ascending11]

Denial is deep with this one. Lol

[@SVT-ny8ee]

Hahahah LOL✅

[@Mrowmeowmrow]

Shhh

[@jackieec]

I swear i even heard her grunt a little when she let out the second one.

[@mazuatihauhnar2806]

🤣

[@reptile797]

she literally grunted while she farted and still tried to blame the cat LMAO

[@aKidNamedBrady]

Literally, after the second fart you can hear her exhale out of relief LMFAOOO

[@diarrhea6494]

@@aKidNamedBrady LMAOOO

[@stuvelvet4997]

WHY DID SHE EVEN POST IT

[@moved768]

its 1:30AM, don’t make me die of laughter 💀

[@codexpwnz5628]

yup exhaled + fart, pushed out literally, the last bit of gas :D WTF nasty women blaming cat

[@soheartlezz]

The video, the farts, the cat, the sigh of relief, the comments. All of it. 10/10. 😭

[@daucuscarotasativus]

Fr the woman farted 10000%😭

[@raven4k998]

the cat didn't fart it was you💀💀

[@hiphyro]

the best thing about this video is how pretty much everyone in the comment section agrees that the woman farted, not the cat

[@flameepidemic4839]

Yupp no cat can make that noise especially sense it sounds like it was right next to the camera and not in the distance with the cat lol

[@carnistsincelsfatactivivst4090]

It's literally the point of the video but everyone acts as if they're smartasses.

[@the8bitgrandpashow282]

She literally exhaled like she was straining 😂😂😂

[@stylinoutlander]

I was the 3k like. Felt pretty proud of it.

[@SheSoSleepy]

She even grunted after the second one wtf 🤣🤣😩

[@SquallLeonCorazon]

Imagine you’re just recording your cat playing around and you let out two wet farts and subsequently pin the blame on it

[@morgan254]

Bro this comment 🤣🤣🤣 made me roll🤣🤣🤣

[@rhea1631]

Then proceed to post it on KZbin for everyone to see

[@Amber-gf3wg]

So we can all talk about how we knew it was the cat

[@meownicorns]

@@Amber-gf3wg cats dont have those cheeks, if it farted you wouldnt even hear it.

[@jubaka01]

HELPPPPPP

[@PieALaMode]

never before have i seen people so passionately analyse a fart.

[@hhgggchjhf4714]

💀💀💀

[@lj5332]

Lmfao i know. My stomach hurts. 😭

[@motionmadness2735]

I can’t bretahe

[@crimson5063]

it means we as a sociaty have reached the peak humanity. there is nothing left to do now

[@PieALaMode]

@@motionmadness2735 cuz of the fart?

[@amb3r.f4v]

it’s been nine years and she’s still taken the blame on the cat. 😭

[@mooniighting6285]

Yep

[@Selenerrrr89]

Hasn’t post any other video too, just abandoned the whole channel lol

[@TehUltimateSnake]

@@Selenerrrr89Abandoned it because she didn't want to admit she farted.

[@guccigabbana.8284]

It's obvious that it was her like, the relief after farting, no cat makes that sound

[@unicottoncandy741]

⁠666 likes lmao

[@cringehorse]

"Did you do it?" Her: "Yes" "What did it cost?" Her: "Everything."

[@gulcandeniz8487]

Sorry I was the 70th like

[@jurassicsurvivor9204]

@@gulcandeniz8487 time to get it to 420

[@YharonJD]

more like a pair of underwear

[@Astrophel_Stargazer]

Too much, it's too much 😂😂

[@cosmiccorgiknight]

You can hear the person sighing after farting the second time, listen closely

[@marcelliummapping226]

I heard it too

[@tinaplunkett8795]

Meeee rooo

[@Artemiz87]

Yup!! Was just about to say that. That was a sigh of relief after a good one!!

[@akitatrips]

Yep

[@andrearamirez9924]

@Yay Yay it's :50. You can hear the sigh after the second one.

[@tnt1824]

It was a wet fart, with cheeks clapping and a sigh of relief, I could effing smell it through the screen. You can't blame the cat.

[@KewalTailor]

Lol

[@pilesofkittens]

Yeah lol

[@somehingbouthiseyes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@laranuke1452]

bro?????

[@poakk5156]

if u smelt that please take a shower my dude u reek

[@3333EEEErawr]

That grunt of relief was louder than the second fart, girl you ain’t fooling nobody

[@joseguillen603]

I would’ve believed her if she started laughing but after the first fart she went silent 😂

[@themaggattack]

Yep. That was the dead giveaway.

[@archangel4679]

mhm me too

[@eddyp483]

Silent but violent

[@crimzenwoffinden9973]

That was a "i need to check myself" level of silence

[@therestorationofdrwho1865]

What about after the second one? You literally hear her exhale like you do when you rip one 😂🤣

[@johnnykilroy1966]

Wow this woman really filmed her kitten playing then pushed out two cheek vibrating farts & afterwards thought 'Hmm if I blame the cat I can turn this footage into a cute kitten fart clip'

[@teagan_arts427]

LMAOOOO PLZZZZZZZZZZZ 💀💀💀

[@wendysburger]

CHEEK VIBRATING AUHFEWGEYUGHJJK

[@bonelessmice6828]

THE COMMENTS JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER LMFAOOO

[@chimkennubbets6899]

LMAOO ÆUGHDEZGHDFFFAAZWFFF

[@memelord7057]

Oh god this reply section makes me wanna barf lol

[@aPumpkn]

I love her transition from hysterical laughter to silent shame from the eruption

[@pluggedmountain]

Right? I have to think that it was the human. If that was the cat's flatulence, the normal human reaction would be an initial mild shock coupled with uncontrollable laughter, AND a shift in focus to the offending cat. The gas was too loud to come from the smol playful cat, so it must've been the large sleepy cat, right? Wrong. Camera remained on kitty #1 and that's why I believe this woman filmed herself farting on camera for the entire world to see. But that's just a theory...

[@mindfullymorgan5054]

ERUPTION LOL i was fooled for a second and was replaying as I wondered why I saw no burst of brown residue come from the kitten like I would have expected 😂

[@stefansproductions6245]

@@pluggedmountain a fart theory

[@mathew8020]

Eruption im dead

[@yeatfeed3002]

😭

[@Missmalefique]

She double tooted, and blamed the kitten, who was just minding his own business. Lol

[@hunterz1x321]

That fart was VERY cheeky. I don’t think a cat can make that noise😂

[@SalvableRuin]

So you do think a cat can make that noise.

[@red-winged_blackbird]

Definitely

[@obed818]

@@SalvableRuin What Oo

[@whiteydiamond]

Idk I kinda want to hurt you after saying weird shit like that.

[@jessikatkins1173]

Yup, I just suggested that. I'm certain you need arse cheeks for them to be audible. But then I'm no fart expert...if there is such a thing lol.

[@carlieroseb3461]

Bro you can literally hear her grunt after she farts I’m DYING.

[@marlee7474]

Ikk,kkk,k,

[@nurulfarha7885]

IKR? HAHA

[@MY-mx7si]

PLZZZZ I'M DYIN OF LAUGHTER BC OF UR COMMENT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP BAHAHHABZBEBE

[@hmm..1560]

I pissed myself. I heard it as I read your comment.

[@LeoPeridot]

LMFAO I heard it

[@ashleyboyer-harbison8862]

That was 10000% not the cat

[@radiate2710]

1000 likes 0 comments just gonna say hi

[@PimPonio68]

*prtf* _grunt_ *pfrtff* _sigh of relief_

[@eliteteamkiller319]

@@radiate2710 10 likes 0 replies just gonna say hi. and make it 11 likes.

[@zeuxlaught2797]

yup that was definitely the woman

[@crispybanana3198]

greatest self report of all time

[@NoLucha]

i distinctly heard two reports

[@taymay8836]

i’m literally crying at these comments lmaooo stop

[@alingoodtime]

SAME AHDBNDDBDNDNDN

[@laralyn4433]

me too bruhh im dead

[@Godzilla360]

Tears!!

[@jubaka01]

SAME HELP ME

[@jipcee9664]

Judging by the sound, such a fart is impossible to generate without a set of above average primate cheeks. So it's safe to rule out the cat since it's apparent that it isn't packing

[@poopenfarten9497]

“Above average primate cheeks” bruh

[@sohams.5852]

@@poopenfarten9497 bruh

[@AmandaMA7989]

Why did I hear this in Eugene Porter's voice from The Walking Dead?

[@sailorashy3847]

Fartologist (stolen comment)

[@zippyparakeet1074]

This man is one of them experts history channel likes to invite to their late night shows

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart2356]

Woman farts then blames it on the cat, shameful.

[@susanavasquez2307]

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha fak

[@smithy1578]

Hey Mozart I think I saw you comment on a twosetviolin vid

[@korokacang]

@@smithy1578 twosetter spotted

[@factsdontcareaboutyourfeel7747]

Lmao that’s what I thought too

[@jbloun911]

cat took it like a champ

[@indiamoniique]

Nine years later girl, we still know it was you lol I’m cryin.

[@altar_girl]

The fart literally came from the location of the camera 😂😂 as if the cat could throw its massive farts across the room.

[@kiana_bon_vivant]

how you gonna blame the cat when i CAN LITERALLY HEAR YOU PHYSICALLY STRUGGLING TO GET THAT THANG OUTTA YA BOOTY💀

[@alessadolan5718]

😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@peanutsquadforever1191]

PLSS I DYING THIS COMMENT IS TO MUCH😭💀

[@__-kb9no]

Nooooo🤣😭😭😭 Not “THAT THANG” 😂🤣 Oh please !! Anything but “THAT THANG” !!!

[@xParadise100]

💀💀💀

[@lulu_luvsu]

IM FOLDING PLZZZ

[@educostanzo]

I lived with a LOT of cats, and yes they fart, but I NEVER heard a sound. Specially the typical sound of human cheeks.

[@jerrythediarrheaseel3199]

Buttcheeks are nature's microphone. Cats only have a butthole

[@spicysushi1232]

My cats have made noise when they fart and I was shocked but it’s very rare that they do that

[@onerva.]

@@jerrythediarrheaseel3199 this is my favourite comment on the entire internet

[@Ghostfriend7100]

Right. Every cat I have had only does silent deadly ones.

[@joshhewitt6483]

​@@onerva. "Buttcheeks are nature's microphone. Cats only have a butthole" - Thomas Jefferson

[@d20666]

No way you’re blaming the cat when on the second cheek rippling fart, you can hear a sigh of relief LMAO

[@sltrskid]

cheek rippling 😭

[@jacobj6376]

And it's the dude with her you can by the sigh or else it was her and he sighs in disgust lol

[@7days280]

cheek rippling lmao 💀

[@aihoshinoirl]

LMFAOOO CHEEK RIPPLING FART? 💀

[@ThePsychicClarinetist]

This sent me. "Cheek rippling" is my new favorite phrase, thank you so much. 😊🤣😭

[@FlurryForever]

I will always remember this video, even when I am 978 years old and have dementia i will jump out of my old crusty bed and start laughing uncontrollably Thank you.

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

And it will be the first time you’ve ever seen it so it’ll be even better 🥲

[@mateop607]

Will you make it to 987 years old? Impressive

[@toastedsniper9248]

@@larsonfamilyhouse lmfao

[@FlurryForever]

@@mateop607 im just special like that

[@MisterKnowItAll3]

​@@FlurryForever that woman made 6 million people hear her fart she should get a statue

[@KuroHebi]

The debunkers analysing every frame and kilobyte of sound in this video just to unearth the fact that the girl recording was the one that let out the farts just amazes me.

[@CANINETHEROPY]

UNDERRATED AF

[@Sekijuann]

the internet at its finest lmao

[@w.lester255]

This is what the internet has done to this generation 😂

[@iceee8197]

OMG HOW CAN I NOT NOTICE THAT

[@FaithfulFumoFan23]

You don't have to analyze it that hard. It's painfully obvious it wasn't the cat. This lady literally shit her pants while trying to record an average cat video and decided to upload it anyway 😂

[@mrmangatwins]

Imagine not only blaming your cat for your farts but also posting videos of it to try to secure the lie in your mind.

[@kd1675]

And then if shows up in every ones recommends 7 years later 😭

[@bnn07y]

so sad, so so sad.

[@ellsb282]

If a man posted this yall would be saying it's funny

[@bnn07y]

@@ellsb282 no? it would be equally pathetic lmao.

[@magickal.mp3760]

@@kd1675 fr

[@Sikanda.]

Ain’t no cat booty doing that type of toot. No ma’am.

[@bonelessmice6828]

WH

[@kino1000]

HUEHUHEUHEHUHEUEHUHEUHEUH

[@mysteriouswriter9028]

XDD IM DEAD

[@Mai_19_]

CAT BOOTY JSKSJSUSDISJAS

[@Mr.pawahh]

Nigga I'm dead😂

[@qxiiaw2541]

It’s been 11 years and she still blames that cat, JUSTICE FOR KITTY!

[@legoobama8188]

THE SIGH OF RELIEF AFTER THE FART HAS ME BENT 💀💀💀

[@crystallxxzed]

BENT!???!?!?;?;?/

[@bonelessmice6828]

bent????

[@kuromistan645]

NOT THE SCOLIOSIS

[@bonelessmice6828]

@@kuromistan645 bent spine just like my pet fish 😄💔

[@mr.purrfect2890]

Bent?!!🤨📸

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

Bruh the entire comment section are literally composed of Sherlock Holmes and Phoenix Wright

[@ritsu5957]

LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL

[@biancaluedeker]

Objection!

[@generalyellor8188]

That would be "... the comment section IS literally..." But not literally. Can't wait for this constantly misused fad word to go the way of "Not!"

[@schizophreniagaming1187]

@@generalyellor8188 is you ok?

[@Acorn_lover]

TGEFJRJR

[@mapuiikhawlhring7773]

fun fact : the humans name was Cat and the cats name was human.

[@ralgh3692]

200 likes xD

[@MegaAditya97]

Koloss

[@ΑναστασίαΚοντοπάνου-τ8γ]

Fuck. This is a big brain that's you got there bro.

[@tadochan6115]

Bro congratulations you just got 1k likes

[@mapuiikhawlhring7773]

woah i-

[@jaydub2546]

This is hilarious 🤣 I hope she comes back to read these comments from time to time

[@livinqlovelyy]

He* this account was made by someone who looks 12

[@ccls2]

She even grunted after the last one, definitely wasn’t the cats lol

[@superbubblegum827]

Rightttt

[@chrisholguin3837]

Thank you

[@Jaxs-zk3pg]

Ik I died after I heard the last grunt

[@formershadow]

I heard that too I’m like who this heffer trying to fool?!

[@Garglemymayo]

I was just about to comment this 🤣 you ain't foolin nobody ma'am

[@awkwardorangedrawz5914]

That was obviously not the cat. I heard the grunt and the cheeks clapping. It would have sounded like a puff of air.

[@NothingButTrashPosts]

LOL CHEEKS CLAPPING

[@m_rwenna]

im crying

[@Narissa_1248]

I’m making the conscious decision to no longer know how to read 🙈

[@SmartStart24]

Lmfao!!!!

[@mikeymadisons]

@@Narissa_1248 same here

[@increditoaster]

I have a PHD in cat farting and can confirm that is not what a cat fart sounds like

[@blackberry8615]

nice

[@MsJimmysgirl]

I have had cats all my life and have never once heard one fart....my cat Sylvia 10+ years old seems to always fart right in my face...OMG

[@youtubewontletme]

its true... *they dont sound*

[@harrietsmells]

@@youtubewontletme *they smell*

[@Ateszika]

ahh yes I'm a cat fart professor at university of farts and those farts were for sure coming from a human not a car

[@owen-montague]

The sigh at the end.... trying to blame that wet noise on that tiny thing 😂😂

[@sammy-chan0314]

Let's take a few steps away from the "it wasn't the cat" Comments and appreciate how adorable this kitten is while playing around

[@flameepidemic4839]

Omg yesss looks like mine when he plys lol

[@guhla1]

Ok done! And now let’s talk about the tiny thunderstorm sounds

[@MiuXiu]

Hahahaha the kitten is so fucking adorable but the farts will keep me laughing for the rest of time. How are farts funny no matter how old you are??

[@bubblefluke]

i love him

[@blahface240]

@@MiuXiu they just are

[@jorelldye4346]

Woman: Let's out a wet, clappy fart and gasps in relief. "Cat farts 2 times"

[@tigerindianalongjohnson9096]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaaVga2BjKuDrMk It’s finally here

[@SlurSlander]

WET CLAPPY

[@pastery]

farts. iougtriuofvsbhjofvdf,av avdiuhabbhjbhb fated fall raft rates fatfaf56uuyhjhjahjhjjhjjhhjhjhjM

[@pastery]

Rat creek

[@Jackofallweather]

Thousand like I did but yeah LOL LMAO I GAREE

[@Fiddledeedoo]

Lyrics: I’m gonna get you. Get her Sass! … (laughter) (juicy fart) (smol fart) (sigh in relief).

[@ITSLIZZ111]

lyrics 💀

[@sa-le4mj]

bruh juicy is not the word okay take it back

[@Jedssski]

@@sa-le4mj want it wet and sticky instead???

[@kilerkane]

"Juicy fart" *LITERAL TEARS, I'M DYING.*

[@1stchurro]

@@Jedssski LMFAO

[@localarsonist4484]

i literally cry laughing everytime i come back to this video and scroll the comments

[@lindascasserole7871]

You can hear the fart squeeze out of the crack, and your cat doesn’t have a crack. This means that you were the one who farted, case closed.

[@notrosemist308]

BAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@bonelessmice6828]

waiting for someone to reply with “OBJECTION”

[@magickal.mp3760]

OBJECTION

[@bonelessmice6828]

@@magickal.mp3760 i love you /p

[@magickal.mp3760]

@@bonelessmice6828 yus

[@zera2314]

KZbin recommended is out here trying to catch this woman in her lie. This goes deep.

[@LoFoSho]

I watched it and then immediately went to the comments to see if everyone else knew it wasn’t the cat. I’m dying 😂

[@hannahchambers6773]

i cant stop crying

[@ms.honeylove]

Everybody's like, wait a damn minute 🤔 hell nah 👋🏾🤨 Tried to blame those loud nasty farts on that cute little kitten, lmao and still upload it 🤣🤣🤣

[@firemonkey1015]

Exactly I’m glad everyone else knew

[@islabee94]

Me too, I'm so glad no one was fooled 🤣😭

[@Moolassy]

Spoilers

[@udontknowme154]

i am so dumb i actually thought it was the cat

[@jecaparaiso5477]

Repent and believe the gospel, this could be your last chance to be saved, God bless you

[@TRILLANORTH]

@@jecaparaiso5477 ????????

[@Xerlyst]

​@@jecaparaiso5477 You're literally a furry

[@pillbug4401]

WE CAN HEAR UR GRUNT!!!

[@credwood3892]

i was not expecting to find a gorl type situation in this comments section!

[@ryanalext1d146]

Herr William Graff yeah me too

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

Our gorl

[@Aight__4]

Loll

[@aj_is_hyper750]

It was her u can here her cheeks clap

[@SahrishRawra]

You didn't have to put this on the internet. No one would have known.

[@kiritimatiswan1986]

im dieing

[@BlueJWay999]

she felt so much shame she had to out herself but couldn't bare it XD

[@kyaranaomi3636]

@@kiritimatiswan1986 dying*

[@kiritimatiswan1986]

@@kyaranaomi3636 *kelballhalblahabalaha zelwhogivesafuck

[@kyaranaomi3636]

@@kiritimatiswan1986 Me. That’s why I said it. 🥸

[@lauragrace5622]

I love how we all wanted to see a cat farting, and were disappointed when we realized it was probably the lady ahahhahahaha

[@InsightProject]

Probably? Thats was 1000% her

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

What have our lives come to?

[@Abowlofnotsquashsoup]

Dammit I just wanted to see a cute cat do a lil toot

[@doindaworst5824]

I wanted to show my spouse who loves animal fart jokes… well, she is an animal, awww maaaan

[@jillthornton5512]

But the comments were worth it.

[@out.of.tune8]

And now it’s ten years people, next we’re going to see a KZbin apology video saying “yes. It was me that farted.”

[@simoneiiii4817]

We had to free the cat. She's being held accountable for something she didn't do. #FreeHer

[@aarya969]

#FreeHer

[@someobscuremusicchannel]

#FereHer

[@pineapplesauce6509]

#FearHer

[@urmom19548]

#FeerHer

[@greenme770]

#FeelHer

[@kd1675]

Evan. I know it’s been 7 years but you need to explain yourself.

[@lunarsprinkle6580]

😂👍

[@ciemny9410]

0:50 You can hear her relief 😂😂

[@HOKAGEV]

@@ciemny9410 LOOOL

[@livinqlovelyy]

He doesnt need to its not his video lmao but i want an update from him oml

[@RatsUnited328]

it’s now been 9 years

[@Zaiqahal]

We should all be talking about the fact that this cat walks on its side.

[@Ethan-fh9lq]

That’s what I was thinking about the whole video before the lady it filming farted.

[@moved768]

So cute

[@coffeechloe645]

alternate account for sure

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

@coffeechloe Lol! Truth

[@Orbwn2]

It might have wobbly cat syndrome (yes, that’s a thing)

[@Whateverdawg12]

7.3 million people wanted to see a cat fart 2 times

[@michaelscott4465]

she laughed so hard, she farted

[@marcelliummapping226]

xd

[@heyboilaxer5911]

That happens to me

[@cheeckypeach1538]

Meeee

[@sa-le4mj]

at least it was only a fart...that we know of

[@nicj5354]

You never hear cat farts, just suddenly experience them as your hair burns off

[@dnuma5852]

🏆

[@hfhrhskwnfngjrnrnrj]

IM PEEING MY PANTS

[@j.thomasmiday8166]

Truth

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

💯😂😂😂😂

[@itzreaps]

ive very much heard my cat fart before but it definitely wasnt as loud as in the video

[@hotbread1004]

its funny cuz you know the noise happens because of the force the fart makes to burst out of the cheeks which is why dog and cat farts are actually SILENT

[@ninetailskwami]

they're not actually silent all the time-i've heard both cats and dogs toot. but it definitely doesn't sound like buttcheeks riveting against each other

[@bonelessmice6828]

THESE COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME LMFAO

[@ray-nd3et]

@@ninetailskwami STOPPP BUTTCHEEKS RIVETING AGAINST EACHOTHER LMFAOO

[@ITSLIZZ111]

@@ninetailskwami THE LAST SENTENCE SKSKKS

[@dovee1]

@@ninetailskwami it sounds more like a mouse's pitiful squeak with cat's

[@linearmemories]

Plot twist: her name is Cat

[@mmts96]

What an adorable cat that didn’t fart 🥰

[@justshutit11]

I hop you are joking.

[@Mars-xt8gi]

@@justshutit11 you can hear the person filming breathing after the second one-

[@tigerindianalongjohnson9096]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaaVga2BjKuDrMk It’s finally here

[@vectrevc]

🥰🥰🥰

[@stevenglikin3219]

@@justshutit11 for your sake I hope you are...

[@SourSwitchblade2397]

One of the biggest plot twists I've ever witnessed

[@kd1675]

Underrated comment 🤣

[@garffeels]

100th like

[@unnaturaldodo]

true

[@iceman00behave]

667th like! Begone Satan, just like this woman's gas-blasting lies!

[@timadams1827]

I didn’t know cats grunted after they fart. That was definitely a person fart.

[@lianaw30]

Hmmm why do i have all these likes?

[@sirenhood]

LOL

[@Darlovedwight.]

I am 1000th like!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🪡🛞😮🛞💺💺

[@shina8767]

😅😅

[@swaggers.99]

wow you reaIly went to prison?

[@AntiStraightMaleSociety]

Because you farted

[@Hay_Bay]

I can vividly picture what this woman looks like in my head just by the laughter and the post fart grunt.

[@carly582]

I'm imaging a woman around the age of 25-28. She has a cute face, she's a bit chubby. She's sitting on the couch in her pyjamas, shorts and a singlet (with her muffin top hanging over the shorts). She's just had Mexican for dinner and then is now sitting on the couch with her animals (whom she adores). That's basically the image I have in my head.

[@RALGAMFLASH]

🤣🤣😭

[@hanac5586]

@@carly582 spot on

[@sleepyavii2484]

@@carly582 brown messy hair

[@mindfullymorgan5054]

tHE gRUNT LmFAOOO

[@nispeewachman]

The deep exhale after the last trumpet gives me shivers, definitely, something is afoot. I am amused.

[@silverxstar01]

“The last trumpet” i’m DYING right now omg

[@Charlie1056x]

MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING 😂 " TRUMPET " 😂 I CANT NO MORE!

[@maddogmadison6379]

Ah yes the butt trumpet 😂

[@mysterycoin1546]

Something Is "atoot"

[@avapearl6052]

@@mysterycoin1546 omg I can’t😆

[@unpaidworker8639]

That was your fart !!

[@koi0u]

Don't take it seriously

[@sharon_shirion1510]

@@koi0u Your username...Sad sad Felix life-

[@koi0u]

@@sharon_shirion1510 yea

[@koi0u]

@jacksepticeye fan okei

[@beamng929eeee7]

@@koi0u chile

[@biankapaloma]

Fun fact: female cats fart more than male cats when they are kittens

[@stratosp8510]

are they, dare i say.... fartists?

[@MultiSuperguy101]

Also fun fact: Studies show that women’s farts smell worse than men’s.

[@nihilist1680]

I did not fart twice, I did not... Oh Hi Mark.

[@KatieKatTG]

"Comment section, you are tearing me apart!!"

[@sennafr7993]

You forgor "its not true" line

[@nano-vx9tu]

these comments have me with literal TEARS down my face

[@MacaldaReye]

You could’ve edited out the ending but you made a choice

[@aprilpeninipipo6715]

She made her bed 🤣🤣😭

[@risingtarnished]

Mother Macabre in the wild

[@sa-le4mj]

im dying i cant breathe

[@churlesjenkins4338]

@@aprilpeninipipo6715 and farted in it 😂

[@maxb548]

This is by far the best comment 😂

[@MrsEllis454]

Nine years and she is still blaming the cat-

[@Alteronx]

Yes we all know the woman did it, we can literally hear her grunt of relief at 0:51 but that aside The cat is adorable

[@soccerbels7947]

Hahahah

[@JulianaSilva140]

In my country people say: "Where there are pets or children, adults don't fart." That's because they would blame the kids or pets, of course.

[@as_if]

@@JulianaSilva140 😨💀

[@sanidhyasaxena3]

@@KINGJERMARCUS tf was that

[@randomartinson]

Grunt of relief! Hahaha

[@teclinsoro4523]

i was wondering why everyone was blaming it on the woman until i actually heard the damn thing - cat farts don’t sound like that at all lmao

[@hopper6094]

lol

[@aminakamran6969]

and the grunt at the end lol

[@blank21502]

oml ive never seen a comment section come together in such solidarity

[@TheFalconCrusader]

Bro made pushing noises while farting and though we wouldn’t notice 💀

[@jjw3046]

OK but let's talk about that cat walking horizontally

[@AudreyBradford]

Evan, its all good we've all been there. sometime you just gotta let it out.

[@noiacsinz6279]

@@kiritimatiswan1986 dude what ..:

[@kiritimatiswan1986]

@@noiacsinz6279 What? You don’t like passion fruit?

[@ghoztile3661]

@@kiritimatiswan1986 LMFAO

[@kiritimatiswan1986]

@@ghoztile3661 glad someone has a sense of humor.

[@NagitosWifeSpotty]

@@kiritimatiswan1986 tf

[@widk]

Even 8 years, almost 9 years later she’s still blaming the cat and that grunt at the end LMAO💀😭

[@janaharris6482]

💀💀💀😂😂

[@That_Bi_Axolotl]

I JUST NOTICED HOW LONG AGO THIS WAS POSTED-

[@imanirose7620]

😂😂😂

[@iwannabethekid34xc]

Lmao she does literally grunt at the 0:51 mark

[@tigerindianalongjohnson9096]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaaVga2BjKuDrMk It’s finally here

[@dsans42]

I'm hiring a lawyer on behalf of that cat for defamation

[@ghostfumes]

I love how people are just calling her shameful lol that’s so funny

[@isaacp.5147]

literally the best part 😂

[@SpookedeeB]

Lmao the comment above you 😂😂

[@lunarsprinkle6580]

@@SpookedeeB what comment?

[@SpookedeeB]

@@lunarsprinkle6580 I think the comment section changed orders. :0

[@lunarsprinkle6580]

@@SpookedeeB 😠

[@jessicaodegaard1243]

Strange that the woman became so silent, not reacting at all, not even talking to the cat anymore as soon as the farts came hmmmmm if it actually was the cat I think anyone would have laughed

[@seners1]

Maybe she accidentally let something bigger out and was like "oh shit 😬"

[@keyvanalizadeh2995]

EXACTLY

[@dash33r22]

@@seners1 OMFG PLS

[@seners1]

@@dash33r22 sorry but it appears to be so 😞

[@vivalabad6]

I love this for the fact that the woman definitely knew she was filming and did not care, she still forcibly removed the air from her body. She didn't even bother to cut out the last 10 seconds of the video to preserve the moment, then posted it on the internet for everyone's amusement. A true legend. Also, she has a cute cat.

[@pr4208]

I agree with everything you said except I don't believe it was on purpose, I believe the fart slipped out when she was laughing. It was probably from the pressure in her abdomen during laughter. Sad fact: On my 3rd week at my current job, I picked up a box right next to my supervisor, and a fart slipped out. I tried to act casual, and he pretended he didn't notice, but I know he did lol.

[@althepal234]

@@pr4208 that is such a sad fact

[@cocoaicci_]

Listen im all for women empowerment. But we're not about to make this lady look like some rule bending hero just because she farted on camera 😭

[@quackitytheasker9977]

​@@cocoaicci_ literally

[@TheStepmonkey]

​@@pr4208 Don't worry he probably already forgot about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@worthingss]

for anyone who is wondering, she blames her thunder from down under on the cat at 0:47

[@ZURAALTX]

🤣

[@Nolbert24]

First one slipped out while she was laughing, then she decided “but wait, there’s more”.

[@coIakat]

LMAO

[@lovacc_1967]

she was like *there is a disturbance in the force*

[@nitin7218]

Bro the way you framed the sentence .. LMAO.

[@rdanimations6506]

Yoda reference

[@hasaznasa]

Lmaooooo

[@marshalonegaming]

You can just feel that "ahh" after fart, been there, did that. No need to lie it was the cat haha

[@bubastis6306]

You can hear the soft ‘ughhh’ after she lets out her shart. The shame, the expulsion of air, the relief… she has been holding it in for such a long time. At long last, the burden has been lifted.

[@fleurala]

@@bubastis6306 POV: you read a fart fetish fanfic on wattpad

[@funkyfelineonthecase]

@@fleurala 💀💀 BWHAHSHS WHAT THE HELL ☠️☠️

[@ftjotaro]

@@fleurala what prompted both of these replies

[@007Hutchings]

Fart fetish a real thing?

[@samisverycool1049]

It’s the SIGH OF RELIEF after that last fart for me, we know our queen has been holding it in the whole time

[@bubastis6306]

And the shameful silence after. All joy has left the room. She must now live with herself and her disgusting fart.

[@Icetea-2000]

@@bubastis6306 We’ve all been there lol

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

Nig8a she’s ur queen so don’t call her “our” queen. You understand... Good. If you do don’t reply back.

[@bibule]

@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr it’s just a way to talk…

[@demon_hawkeye5269]

@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr imagine going on rants over somebody having speech patterns

[@K1ng_Squ1dZ]

Alternate title: lady farts while cat walks sideways

[@high.with.knives]

THE LITTLE GRUNT AFTER THE LAST FART IS SO FOUL ONCE YOU HEAR IT THE VIDEO GETS SO MUCH BETTER.

[@isaacp.5147]

"FOUL" XD

[@caitiehahahs3209]

it was me guys. i’m sorry

[@valerieq9107]

😂😂

[@urineinfant1696]

it's ok I like it

[@felixsarmpit]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bb-tt3te]

@@urineinfant1696 ew😂

[@spoopster809]

i forgive you

[@vettyyt2995]

“Cat farts 2 times” I love how she grunts when there’s a fart

[@SmallApe-t9c]

And breathed deeply after the first one, the pig.

[@SebastianSandovalCastro]

I think her name is Cat and we all got it wrong all this time

[@missbeaussie]

@@SmallApe-t9c I don't think pigs can fart actually. And it was an exhale, not a grunt.

[@dimensionexo.]

😹

[@strawberrymilk9767]

"why is this in my recommended?" "fuck it I'll watch it anyways"