Catch of the day

[@AuditingBritain]

My apologies for the low quality sound , it was very windy on the day and this the best I can do to reduce the noise. 🎣

[@Motspur]

Great video AB...It's The KGB.

[@FDDisaFelon]

Don't apologise for the sound quality just apologise for the scream at the end after we had to turn our volume up because of the low sound quality... just kidding, keep up the fishing.

[@yassultan1771]

We have more cameras than anywhere else in the world. It is NOT a crime to film .... why cant people and authorities just get that ! P.s your ma man A.B keep doing what you do best bruv ! Audit their a$$ always forgot to add am sure them boots came from the fishing pond ! 🤪🤭🙃😆

[@S....]

It was ok.

[@superphil6115]

PSA: Whatever you do, don't play video at 22:09, this dickhead AB put a screaming shark. F U, AB but nice video... Especially the, " why are your boots dirty? " part, that was an instant classic and great verbal judo tactic.

[@toffeeriot4219]

Dear Nottinghamshire Police: Don't ever try and tell us you're overstretched when 4 cars turn up for 1 person. We won't believe you anymore. And you're supposed to be for emergencies, aren't you?

[@deansinger8285]

Alex Belfield made a mockery over this force - his videos highlight this !

[@steveturner7573]

Very quick to respond to their distressed admin staff. Not a clue when it’s a real crime.

[@dennisbailey6067]

Ask Bellfield about them.

[@legobatman8353]

They are not there for emergencies or for you and me. They are there to protect corperations and themselves.

[@simonfootie6255]

Exactly

[@Jillaroo79]

All these officers show up for a guy with a camera, but when you report a serious crime like a break-in, they don't show up for days if ever. It's just sad.

[@akal4302]

my dear they don't care for burglar or Break-in .but they don't like being exposed their Corrupt system. they are holding the public burden , they stack up crime rate in progress ,so they can manipulate fake figure on every year . so their budget increases .

[@richardkinghorn4729]

@@akal4302 been saying for a long time that when it comes to doing real police work like investigating real crime that takes time and patience the police fail to do so but happily turn out in force for a camera because it is so much easier to surround an unarmed person with a camera than it is to actually do proper police work.

[@mikeb3811]

its because of who called up. If it's a business/company they seem to get better treatment than...you know... the people who pay for them (public)

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

You get a crime number to push up your insurance payments tbh 🤣

[@modi4473]

Ok I think I might have to up sticks and move to Annesley . Clearly it’s a crime free area ,the police have nothing to do, , a man with a camera can expect four units to rock up I half expected to look up and find the police helicopter hovering .yep that’s the place to live .

[@ttvsuddenwizard7618]

They don’t have the resources to respond to burglaries but they have the resources to send 4 units to a camera 😂

[@gteaz]

If you get burgled, call the police and tell them there's a man outside with a camera.

[@69mosshead]

@@gteaz Next level thinking there sir.👏

[@brookerobertson2951]

@@gteaz so true...

[@marcovargas4483]

@@gteaz But, you should say that there is a police unit outside your house and a suspicious looking man is recording the inside of the police vehicle.

[@soaruk3697]

They are nothing more than oppressors now...........

[@prometheus23c]

Those of us who've been victims of crime and the Police never showed up, watch these videos in disbelief. Four patrol cars for a guy with a camera that actually knows more about the law than all of them combined.

[@David-p5q2o]

Didnt turn up too busy dealing with camera happy timewasting c..ts like this fool. He should be deported

[@jaylamb477]

That police woman’s approach was terrible, ‘I need to know what you are doing, you need to explain yourself to me, I have a right to know….blah, blah, blah.’ Obviously needs to spend more time reading up on the law and less time harassing innocent citizens.

[@boardwalkjohnnie4952]

I hate to say it, but The dog lady copper certainly gives credence to the old adage of resemblance to their owner.. dirty paws and all.

[@geoffperkins418]

@@boardwalkjohnnie4952 when I saw the Police Dog sign I thought it was referring to the driver!

[@adz4301]

State of that meff

[@goodyeoman4534]

She had that patented butch, sour-faced, petty authoritarian vibe that seems depressingly common in the police service these days. Paramilitary social workers drawn from a tick-box recruitment process.

[@jaylamb477]

@@goodyeoman4534 👏👏 spot on.

[@30daymissionman]

Well what we do know is that the police is definitely not under funded if they can send that many units to chat to a guy with a camera !

[@jaylamb477]

Yes, definitely no, ‘lack of resources……lack of resources’

[@Nickle314]

Interesting. When I ask the police to deal with organised crime [members are murders and rapists], motor vehicles on the pavement, £100,000 of criminal damage for some reason they state they will do nothing, its too low level and they have no resources.

[@issamkholoud2009]

Lol, if I get burgled in the future, I’ll just tell them that there is a guy filming outside, that way they will turn up.

[@geodun]

If the building manager used the fire brigade like he uses the cops, he would ring them every day to ask if they can send a fire engine because he saw someone outside with a cigarette lighter and when he asked what they were doing with it they said they used it to light cigarettes and he finds that suspicious.

[@Nickle314]

@@geodun Or the Lords. Apparently its made up of experts deciding what's good for us. So when it comes to medical law, you have trade unionists making the choice for you. You have people who have bought peerages deciding for you. Personally I think peers should have those people do their hernias etc. Then for some reason there are no plumbers, no sewer engineers there, on tap to provide that needed expertise, and perform those operations.

[@RanDomRikM]

Why do the police feel it is okay to abandon their vehicles in the road with total disregard for other road users? This was clearly not an emergency situation so they should have parked respectfully.

[@400turtles]

And reversing over a give-way on to a main road

[@richardwestern4860]

ITS TO YOU .................

[@Riffi875]

😂😂😂 “DO YOU EVER CLOSE YOUR MOUTH” AB IS HILARIOUS

[@rob1969in]

😂that killed me ,but very observant

[@Boobmates]

😂😂😂

[@richjax2405]

He might not a cop but he’s definitely acting like one 😂 What a waste of taxpayers money 4 cars 7 cops and a dog for a man with a camera disgusting. She needs retraining on how to approach the public and shoe polishing 😉

[@DD-wd7ku]

And remove the defaced Union Jack.

[@goodyeoman4534]

Meanwhile, thousands of burglaries go uninvestigated.

[@handyjayes1]

Yes...a 'wannabe'...

[@mcirelandosharma7411]

Demanding AB keeps his hands where he can see them. This dickhead has spent a lot of time around the police with an attitude like that 😂

[@colinstace1758]

Both suits were cops, no doubt

[@MrBzzM]

“Do you ever close your mouth ?” 😂😂😂 Had me in tears AB. Love it.

[@VipersNest]

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 Literally haha

[@b-sideplank]

can't stop laughing after abt half a minute.... literal lols

[@ED-jy1de]

The "what happened to your tie" quip was also a great one-liner. Such a subtle putdown... And the fisherman.. " what are they, FBI ??" Lol..

[@crose2472]

I thought that was very rude. Absolutely no need to be personal.

[@JalalUK7]

Me too 🤣

[@saeguilo]

It always amuses me when officers accuse someone of wanting a confrontation when they're the one confronting members of the public. Nice video as usual AB 👍🏿

[@manontheedge4179]

Exactly. She even told him she was going to follow him around. That is not the behaviour of someone trying to avoid confrontation.

[@fendigucci6307]

How am I eating just white bread on its own and it tastes like I'm eating cheese with the bread

[@Nickle314]

Easy response. She says I don't want a confrontation. Auditor - prove it, leave.

[@7dtdfil730]

@@johngriffiths6742 nope, wrong again sir. The whole point of these audits is to stand up for our Rights. We don't have to answer their questions. Never have had to, but that doesn't stop them from trying to bully us into doing so. ABs' questions were on par with what the blokes and WPC were asking.

[@saeguilo]

@@johngriffiths6742 I'd advise you to watch a few more videos of AB on this channel if you really think that. Most of the interactions with officers, a lot of the time sergeants, stay calm and melo. When officers approach him expecting him to give up his rights or comply with unlawful orders, then it gets into more of a back and forth.

[@danielpatel5948]

'Do you ever close your mouth?' Ive just spat my food out laughing, that's absolutely hilarious!

[@ShadyS-2012]

"You're not going to get a confrontation" as she confronts him. Clearly there's no IQ test required when joining their police force. 🤦‍♀

[@johnvienta7622]

There is one, but if you pass they will not let you join.

[@barneybiggles]

There is an IQ test; has to be below 60.

[@johnvienta7622]

@@barneybiggles , they give you 60 for spelling your name correctly.

[@meestermeesterhastings.3159]

They dropped it by 8 points a few years back, they should employ A.B. and he could point out where they go wrong they are not all bad just a few need to be put right.

[@plug4uk696]

@@johnvienta7622 Lol, I did like that one ;-)

[@fulltiltfrankie5388]

AB’s voice makes these videos ten times funnier 😂😂😂

[@TheCunnamulla]

Made my day. Just seeing this.

[@ritadonnelly8820]

what country is an from he is very good 🎉

[@johngreen6191]

Those police folks must take us all for idiots. John Travolta of Saturday Night Fever in his white suit. They got nothing better to do except harass a camera man and do deviant things. What a waste of my money. The woman cop did not use her left hand to open the car door and she parked blocking the whole road lane. The last police car reversed onto a main road FFS. They are bad.

[@RaysRailVideos]

The first one did not even put her seat belt on when she drove off

[@73north]

@@RaysRailVideos well spotted

[@richardwestern4860]

YES THE PARKING 0/10. SHOE, 0/10

[@lukez5117]

She got really pissed when you've mentioned her dirty boots 😆

[@MS-eo6mn]

4 cars for a guy with a camera these tyrants are crazy. Meanwhile Mrs Miggins is robbed in her own home and they have no one to send and tell her to call 101 to report it. The police need to take a long hard look at themselves. Well done AB

[@judyjudy1614]

How did they know he only had a camara, he was a middle Eastern looking man hanging around a police station trying to start arguments.

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

'They say Mrs Miggins that verbal insults hurt the most... they are of course wrong when I ram this toasting fork in your head'

[@MikeEves]

@@judyjudy1614 I took photos of GCHQ Bude last weekend, now what?

[@7dtdfil730]

@@judyjudy1614 Yes, she was called out by the pratt from the offices, yes she was bored out of her tree and responded to the call instead of saying "Are you serious!? There's nothing of use for a terrorist in that building and from what you've described he's not breaking any laws, just leave the man alone." Now, once there, she was able to see that she wasn't needed, she should have said "Have a great day, I'm off to the station as you're breaking no laws, I'll ring the offices and inform them that they've been stupid." Or just do that last bit without saying it out loud, even, but no. Her ego got the better of her and she radioed for back up wasting even more tax payers money. Yet here *you* are bringing the colour of his skin and that he's rightly agitated at her lack of basic communication skills into this when it was clearly the 2 @r$eh@t$ at the beginning and the WPC who were bang out of order, ffs. 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😱

[@davidc6633]

@@7dtdfil730 ... Well Written ... Judy Judy Seems Like A Tw@t

[@FirstThenLast13]

"you're not gonna get a confrontation" says the lady confronting a law abiding citizen

[@johnoleary9317]

LADY PMSL

[@mikethedigitaldoctorjarvis]

@@johnoleary9317 Officer Doofy !

[@Bruce4lmighty]

Yeah I caught that irony too 👍🏻

[@narajuna]

after she say he didnt need to answer anything, but keep barating him with whys.

[@aurelijus1]

moral of the story, if your house is being robbed, if you're being attacked, or if there's some REAL criminal activity taking place, all you got to do is tell the person on the phone that theres a man with a camera, and im concern for him, 5 minutes later, you'll have half of the station at your position :)

[@arniemali]

@yoochoooob there too scared to do police work they want easy jobs human nature.

[@charlesdale1462]

If you look carefully there are 3 crimes being committed in the background...

[@GreenLycan]

A few years back I called the police because someone was breaking into a car, 30 minutes later 1 unit turned up, in future I'll tell them that there's a man with a camera!

[@richardwestern4860]

[@donchamers6916]

Priceless. That first female copper got out of her car and told you that you'd been videoing that building, cars, & people who work there. Then proceeds to ask you what you're doing!! Memory of a goldfish maybe...

[@warriorprincess3360]

If only she paid that much attention to her shoes...Lol.

[@leesmith4238]

Crime is exceptionally high in the Hucknall area at present and you see zero police presence. Yet a man with a camera gets four units to arrive within minutes. Remarkable.

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

Ego ego ego

[@janestewart5138]

Never let them tell you that they don't have enough police.

[@rappidog]

they have never got enough police when you phone them and tell them your car just got stolen or your house got broken into,,,,,, because they're either out chasing the man with the camera or on the donut run,,,

[@fasthracing]

100%

[@hoghs1]

All the officers could be fired because they simply aren’t needed. That much is apparent.

[@learningpianoat61]

Exactly. The last thing the circus needs is more clowns.

[@tomhitman1]

The next time I need a copper I'm just going to phone 999 and say there's a man with a camera!

[@alexanderthegreatoz5945]

Hhmmm....that's a good idea.

[@HH-zx2lq]

How embarrassing are they to the police Force. Waste of tax payer’s money. Well done AB

[@xkeyscore1120]

You weapon. You wouldn't be saying that if house got robbed

[@notjustanumber7814]

@@xkeyscore1120 why? The fuckers are always "too busy" to investigate real crimes

[@frankclough380]

The silly woman was in the wrong place, if people rang to say they felt uneasy she should have gone to comfort them instead of harassing an innocent guy with a camera.

[@warriorprincess3360]

And maybe offer them a tissue?

[@dkayflowers79]

@@warriorprincess3360 And some new boots

[@skmcr7944]

“Your not going to get confrontation” after she confronted you, what a joker. They are funny 😆. Your good AB keep it up 👍🏻

[@caledonianson927]

It would be funny if they were not shitting on our rights.

[@skmcr7944]

@@caledonianson927 agreed

[@gilbertpillbrow6978]

*you're*

[@skmcr7944]

@@gilbertpillbrow6978 grammar police ur just as bad as the real police

[@skmcr7944]

@@vu7419 he’s called Gilbert so I couldn’t care less what a Gilbert thinks

[@bvgb921]

Female officer, 'it's my job to come and find out what your doing', NO IT ISN'T, IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

[@handyjayes1]

I never ever want to hear the police complain they are cash strapped... What a waste of public money, as usual, for a perfectly legal activity. It's absolutely pathetic.

[@troywales983]

then take action and complain in writing to the correct place where it will be logged instead of on here where it wont

[@paulsmaleThefourthdimension]

That is all part of the way the natural order deal with the unnatural order. Put a strain on their resources and they have to find new ways of conning those who rule. That is exactly what crime is about, crime is learned behaviour from the police and those they deny they work for, committed to demonstrate its wrong for the state to teach such wrong doing.

[@Mymindseye8]

Amazing my dad called for police as someone was breaking into his car.... 12 hrs later they turned up. But walk around near something that has to do with them and 4 cars turn up, absolutely disgusting double standards.

[@peterwilliams6956]

Your dad should have said to the police help a man with a camera is filming my car.

[@desperatemohammedantheworl5833]

@@peterwilliams6956 Should have told the police someone had misgendered his car.

[@ianking8315]

not interested they only protect their own anyway who really needs their help or protection, who in this day and age needs them that badly.

[@Jess-or5we]

The building in the video was of particular importance though, you'r dad's car isn't. The car can be replaced, people can't. The police had no idea what this guy was doing, all they knew was he was asking suspiciously around a building of importance & being rude to anyone simply asking what he was doing. You know that in the past someone flew a plane into a IRS office in America because they didn't want to pay their tax right? People are unpredictable & this guy was one of them... As soon as they worked out that all he was doing was looking for reactions, they left him to go & deal with real crime, like your dad's car being broken into. The police spend a lot of time having to deal with idiots like this guy unfortunately. Don't get be wrong, they're not perfect by any means, no one is, but this video & channel is the dumbest shit ever lol.

[@thedad7313]

“Someone’s called, so we’ve HAD to come out”. Really?? You didn’t when my car got broken into. TWICE!! Fook them.

[@judyjudy1614]

A middle Eastern looking man hanging around a police station shouting at people needs investigating quickly

[@garnhamr]

And 'haven't you got anything better to do?' ...................................................................................................................................................................................

[@thomasdavidson7057]

I’m in Michigan. It seems that your police departments are largest employers and have the biggest buildings and resources in the whole country. I’ve been watching you for a while and have seen very few “good, professional “ police. Your courage combined with your wit is admired. Sadly, this behavior is prevalent here in the States also. It shows why the police are disliked and mistrusted.

[@BorbonRooster]

Look at your own tyrants. NONE of the police in the US are good, nice or professional anywhere in the whole entire continent.

[@danielzaba9913]

What a joker that police woman. Comes out to you with 4 police cars for a legal activity, demands answers and then says you are looking for confrontation. You couldn´t make this stuff up. And the "manager" even more so. Says you´re a spy, then says he wasn´t being rude. Then he says you aren´t doing anything wrong but he´s gonna call the police. He just admitted to calling the police just to harass you.

[@AngryPrawn]

You see, this is what I really struggle with when it comes to the police in this country. We all constantly hear about how the force is crippled by cutbacks, and I have defended them on that basis before. But that argument falls apart when you realise that they can send four cars out in a matter of minutes because a man used a camera. My family once called the police because a drunk person was kicking down our fence in the early hours of the morning. They never arrived. Silly us, we should've said he was filming on public land, they would've been there in a heartbeat.

[@Stalker-nv7gi]

They were too busy monitoring a prick with a video camera acting suspiciously. You could have grown some balls and dealt with it yourself, or are you and your family scared of ONE drunk person? A crippled police force is not helped when they have to waste time on AB whom you seem to support. You're a dick!

[@interestedparty00]

You're right. This video is evidence of massive overstaffing.

[@interestedparty00]

The BlTCH Cop said, "You're not going to get a confrontation from me." This was AFTER she confronted AB and called 5 backup cops to confront him as well.

[@Stalker-nv7gi]

@@interestedparty00 Yawn.......

[@interestedparty00]

@@Stalker-nv7gi, she got castrated. Heh.

[@threethrushes]

Police: we're underfunded. Also police: bring dogs, constables and multiple cars to question a citizen acting lawfully.

[@martinsanders6124]

Baldy quickly deferred to using threats to call the Police when he wasn't getting compliance. It just shows how weak and insecure he is that he has to use Police threats when he doesn't get his own way.

[@kentcyclist]

Imagine what happens when there's a real crime?...….....they say too busy and understaffed

[@erikhartgen5431]

Underfunded in america bud, not in britain. Get it right

[@advantage2985]

@@erikhartgen5431 eh the police always complain about funds being cut

[@erikhartgen5431]

@@advantage2985 Would be stupid for a police department to not "want" more funding. Ofc they want more money. The fact of the matter is, for example in norway, the police is well funded, and it requires 3 years of studying and training to become a police officer, compared to the 6 months or so in america.

[@Oldman525]

A perfect example of corporate paranoia and professional ineptitude well handles love the dirty boots touch nice catch.

[@haneytr3s]

"The conversation goes backward and forward." Yes, that is how a conversation works.

[@writemyfirstnovel3244]

My thought too! If it didn't it would be a monologue! LOL

[@DaveJavoux]

Yes! It’s called the Socratic method!

[@handyjayes1]

Yes, it's a revelation ! 😆👍

[@daviddavenport8170]

Lol

[@The-Great-Brindian]

LOL

[@on3orafter]

Even after years and years of audits it amazes me that our police show themselves to be just looking after themselves and unbelievably thick

[@natashamurray66]

i honestly think they hire ones from the special schools to be police officers

[@AmineAb]

I don’t think that it’s that many years… it’s not the USA and not that much common here. Just look at the number of british auditors vs the american auditors.

[@MH8862]

"Do you ever close your mouth?" Great observation AB! Had me in stitches

[@delorusclaiborne3274]

Rumour has it, the guy with no tie hasnt spoken a word since 🤐👍😂

[@niall8632]

Hahaha he watched to many action movies on his lunch break. 'Don't put your hands in your pockets'. Great humour as always, never ever personal.

[@theculturedthug6609]

4 units that's an absolute disgrace. Get burgled and you will be lucky if you get one unit to come out and see you within a week.

[@Jazzy-sn7sc]

To true Bruno 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[@johnmccormick3608]

Haha "I`m not talking to you until you polish your shoes" man that was classic.

[@cainwhite3538]

YO, AB. Your videos are absolutely hilarious but at the same time very important. I’m a Brit now living in the US. We could do with you over here my friend. Nice to see them getting a taste of their own medicine. Keep up the great work and much respect for all you do, including helping those less fortunate. Cain, out.

[@judgeberry6071]

🤦‍♂️

[@buck4yergold498]

This was going good, until you asked him if he was going to cry...then it went GREAT! As always, thank you for lambasting these megalomaniacal silly public servants. God bless you.

[@philjones6025]

AB lost it a bit now, take a look at DJ AUDITS , far more constructive.

[@buck4yergold498]

@@philjones6025 It's hard not to "lose it" a little when all the World is going authoritarian.

[@philjones6025]

100% agree, but see how DJ handles it!

[@handyjayes1]

@@philjones6025 definitely don't want everyone to do it the same way. That would just be plain boring. Variety is the spice of life

[@bobcatcomms]

The "waaaa" sound made me spit my beer 🤣

[@davidsmith5523]

You hit the nail on the head. They turn up in numbers to make you look guilty of something to onlookers. It is intimidation. For a legal activity but to protect their own as a first priority. Not to protect your rights in the slightest.

[@judyjudy1614]

He was screaming at a police officer in the street

[@davidsmith5523]

@@judyjudy1614 lol we are in tough times aren't we. Delicate oeople are everywhere. I hope nobody was too badly injured by his voice.

[@judyjudy1614]

@@davidsmith5523 they didn't know what his intentions were, he was a middle Eastern looking man hanging around a police station shouting at people

[@davidsmith5523]

@@judyjudy1614 ah his ethnic origin dictates the way he should be treated o.k. however he was spoken to and nothing adverse happened. So we could re-appraise the situation and defer to the law surely? Which none of those who interacted with him did. The natural extension of your assertion is that everyone who looks or sounds a bit scary should be detained or arrested. But the law does not yet facilitate that here in free Great Britrain. A little raised voice does not a terrorist make.

[@7dtdfil730]

@@judyjudy1614 Yes, she was called out by the pratt from the offices, yes she was bored out of her tree and responded to the call instead of saying "Are you serious!? There's nothing of use for a terrorist in that building and from what you've described he's not breaking any laws, just leave the man alone." Now, once there, she was able to see that she wasn't needed, she should have said "Have a great day, I'm off to the station as you're breaking no laws, I'll ring the offices and inform them that they've been stupid." Or just do that last bit without saying it out loud, even, but no. Her ego got the better of her and she radioed for back up wasting even more tax payers money. Yet here *you* are bringing the colour of his skin and that he's rightly agitated at her lack of basic communication skills into this when it was clearly the 2 @r$eh@t$ at the beginning and the WPC who were bang out of order, ffs. 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😱

[@joescambait]

The best thing to know is that when she was driving away she was very very angry . I bet you were in her head for days and now with this video she is livid and wants revenge . More Audits in Nottingham Please .. i want to see her "Dis-Engage " again .. it was so funny ... Lots of Respect from across the pond in Hew Hampshire USA

[@LucyMahala]

Do you ever close your mouth hahahaha. Omg the shark at the end was comedy gold. This was hilarious 🤣

[@granite999]

Imagine if so many units turned up for a burglary. Now we know why they don't, they are too busy harassing a photographer.

[@BABYWOLF--1966]

Funny that isn't it call 999 for a man with a dangerous camera 📷

[@marklee1783]

Never mind where his tie is, he needs a jacket that fits.

[@cmb1972]

fits him perfectly.

[@haroldbetterson1877]

It was a girls

[@EyeSpyAudit]

Don't put your hands in your pockets 🤣🤣🤣

[@lodersracing]

That was absolutely hilarious!

[@EyeSpyAudit]

@CL Racing UK ludurkris It certainly was haha 😆

[@nickanemouri767]

4 police units turn up ,so how many people got robbed stabbed assaulted while these 4 police units wasting time. What a disgrace 😤

[@jaunosvaldo9481]

No wonder my taxes are so high Four police cars for one man doing a perfectly legal activity and yet when a member of the public actually needs their help there nowhere to be seen!!!!

[@roberthewitt7728]

Last time I checked, nobody is supposed to reverse from a junction into a main road.

[@HCMCDrives]

"I can film whatever I want" "I'm not saying your can't". Well, yes - by questioning him and approaching someone in public, you are implicitly suggesting that you have a problem.

[@iulianalinsbengheci5438]

Thar should be the basic logic ... but they are not trained to think but to act ....

[@ZXLMaster]

Think of an IQ between that of slime mold and a sleeping house cat and you will find police there on the chart. They really do seem to be from the bottom of the barrel.

[@WorksopGimp]

Best advice EVER! is never ever speak to the police. The classic "I don't answer questions"

[@notmenotme614]

@@ZXLMaster I always thought cats were quite clever?

[@ZXLMaster]

@@notmenotme614 Actually, so do I. But it is a good sound bite.

[@suzieanne2776]

🤣😂 the way the auditer feigns surprise and expertly winds them up. "Polish yer boots, I'm not talking to you untill you polish yer boots.." Class. 😂

[@StrawberrySunday212]

Old man gets robbed in his home-"oh we don't have enough officers to attend" Man with a camera-They all crawl out like rats from a sewer.

[@xxx-kt7dl]

The issue is standards have fallen so much that the recruitment has started at sewer level. knowing you can't get any lower, the hope is some intelligent life form will rise to the surface and actually improve the what's laughingly called a police service. Quote from Magna Carta we will elect from our number those who know the law, and wish to serve it well.

[@barrymichaels2663]

I know you couldn't make it up could ya 🤨

[@brianstockport]

''The conversation goes back and forth.'' Yeah, mate. That's how it works. 🤣

[@mwarrior2008]

My cousin is a police sargeant and member of the police federation. He admits the “lack of resources/funding” is just an excuse for not being bothered. In reality there are a lot of coppers sitting around in the canteen and police stations just socialising, eating, flirting etc

[@iainlee4274]

@@chrismillward1621 It's hard to sack anyone, I think that's the problem.

[@mwarrior2008]

@@chrismillward1621 He is managing and in charge of his own team. He doesn’t let officers in his team do this.

[@falsenumber9994]

@mwarrior2008 My cousin says your story is complete bullsh@t

[@moodyguymick]

@@chrismillward1621 He's one of them !!

[@LordJasonKing]

When will they learn?

[@GeoDizzy]

I bet they're all trembling when you're recognised by them fella ☄️ Effing brilliant, love watching it

[@TheBrawlBox]

''You're not going to get a confrontation,'' she said confronting you with 4 cars surrounding you.

[@fintonmainz7845]

If I was in trouble: I'd ask the man fishing for assistance. Not the police who act like a private gang.

[@asiatic999]

“Do you ever close your mouth?” That was savage 💀

[@TB-oq6kb]

😂😂😂

[@frankclough380]

That was an excellent police response, four cars and multiple officers on the scene within minutes of a call being made. That quality of service inspires confidence in the police, the public can go about their business secure in the knowledge that should they ever find themselves in need of police assistance the response will be swift and substantial. Everyone can sleep easier in their beds knowing they are protected by a fast and efficient police force.

[@eliz9369]

AB is the master of audits. He just “has it”. Talk about the woman officer digging a hole! Absolutely terrific and thank you AB for trying to keep our freedoms, something which lots seem to be throwing away! Respect!

[@gb4453]

Very funny AB yet again.

[@UnrealTournament420]

AB was so on form this one, well, actually he always is :). he was born to do this, love him

[@themeatspot5020]

Na i have to object, Focus Pocus takes the spot as the master, AB is a close second.

[@metal-potato]

AB is good but by far the best auditor out there is Focus Pocus. He has it all... humour, an insane level of knowledge for the law. He just ties them up in knots. A real master at what he does.

[@kennyjones3679]

God haven't these dozy plods got it yet.

[@manontheedge4179]

We need to think of a way to make AB immortal so that he never ever stops making videos.

[@publiceyes473]

Amen

[@Jo-yp8wy]

Hmpf. I petitioned for Terry Pratchett to come back. That didn't work either. 😪

[@philjones6025]

AB lost it a bit now, take a look at DJ AUDITS , far more constructive.

[@lindacousins9603]

@@philjones6025 Both are the best with their own approach along with Focus Pocus.There's enough out there trying to imitate them.

[@manontheedge4179]

@@philjones6025 The one who goes around talking about drone regulations and car number plates? I watch his videos. AB is definitely a lot funnier.

[@steveneilson5541]

Can I just say you absolutely DESTROYED that poor chap 🤣🤣🤣 Some of your finest work. Your style, wit and sense of humor are priceless and a very refreshing change to the often hostile American style of auditing.

[@mrtomas0990]

I'll never watch auditing accross the pond...i guess it would be infuriating to watch from either perspective

[@tankie9997]

"Police dogs" 😂😂 At least she's honest

[@kevinw666]

There's cars getting stolen left right and centre and when you ring up they can't be bothered to come out and fob you off with a crime reference number but they come mob handed to a man with a camera😂 good content AB👍

[@MrMongoose221]

Lol classic. "I don't need to disclose my name" Then asks you to disclose what you're doing and doesn't see the hypocrisy.

[@philbarrett3739]

This is one of the best ones you've done exposing how quickly intelligence breaks down when they realise the public aren't following their script. Priceless AB 👌🏼

[@trevorskidmore5439]

You have to possess a modicum of intelligence for it to break down. In this example just enough to keep a brain cell, singular, ticking over.

[@scott4766]

Intelligence they have none.

[@stevepalpatine2828]

Lol this felt like the chase at the end of the Blues Brothers when car after car kept turning up 😂

[@uktokers]

It’s great how you’ve recently been finding suspicious government buildings. I like the way you’re directing their questions back at them. It’s funny how they think it’s reasonable for you to answer their questions but unreasonable for them to answer your questions.

[@shaunbat5097]

Exactly...👍

[@tohrasup]

AB should come to fort Monckton in gosport, you'll love it, spooks train there

[@darrylkennedy2125]

Obviously a slow crime day in that part of the country. The grey suited bald one was a knob end and the tieless one was a bit sinister. Good job as usual AB. 👍👍

[@anthonyc8951]

“I was about to give him a tissue coz he was about to cry he was about to burst into tears look at him *camera zooms in on his face* look… go on, MEH” 😂😂😂😂😂 dead AB 💀💀

[@garytroman5657]

4 cars to a man with a dangerous camera, while some old lady is being mugged......the police are a complete joke!!!!!!

[@davidcockayne4502]

Message to the Police and Crime Commissioner. I think the taxpayer's money is being rapidly pissed away here as shown by AB's work. They can't even turn their engines off. Fat, happy and full of self importance. Well done AB for exposing this. Maybe one day someone will act now it is being exposed by AB.

[@princesspiplaysbass]

Who do these people think they are demanding answers from people on a public footpath? And what a slob she was....no hat, hands in pockets, dirty shoes, did not tell you her bodycam was on. Love from Texas.💕

[@cosmos8896]

" Officer I'm concerned her shoes are dirty. Do something about it". ROFL

[@jeanmorris6601]

‘Don’t you ever shut your mouth?’ That was so funny 😆

[@grah1956]

Absolutely disgraceful , a complaint must now be filed on them, so shameful, and scruffy. they should be totally ashamed

[@T-bit]

I like the way you systematically break them down or give them a reality check. You are a good soul AB. Well done on your catch, you should photoshop one of them and hold it up like showing off your catch😄

[@mrstupid]

Well AB did catch a fishwife there

[@patrickdaly2121]

Why do the police react so quickly when businesses ring them but rarely respond when your house is being robbed? Half the police station turn up for a man with a camera. How crazy. Is this what my tax helps support?

[@KirstyMcLaren-fj8qu]

Brilliant!!! Love it! Fight the corrupt system! Keep on, keeping on!

[@sgthaggis1448]

Epic stuff as per usual AB. I have a suggestion that I reckon a lot of us viewers of yours would appreciate and that is a walk of shame montage, some of these walks are worthy of a whole video on their own.

[@chrispomphrett4283]

I for the first time in my long life feel frightened of a police force that I'd always respected. How did we get such rude unprofessional and confrontational officers? I don't recognise these people at all. There seems to be in their eyes the look of someone who Owns you, that they are in charge of you, that they are superior to you. Worrying times. There seems to be a total absence of respect for the public. We are not an inferior species to them...

[@learningpianoat61]

Well said.

[@MikeEves]

They are dangerous clowns

[@Juls27989]

They definitely don't work for us the people anymore thats for sure. Seem to have a very cushy job as well.

[@mrlolmaster1019]

fuck the police

[@handyjayes1]

100% agree with you. I would no longer trust them not to be looking for ways to stitch you up. They act like they view everyone as guilty of something no matter what you're doing. Strange country we've turned into.

[@grumpycat1178]

“What happened to your tie”? I almost busted out laughing 😂

[@letsgo9901]

👔 No tie but he remembered to put on his 👖pants !🤣

[@nanookmoose]

"Stop playing with words". Says a manager. Priceless.

[@NihilisticHedonism]

Why didn't they explain the logic of responding with 4 Police cars for just 1 person? You're not AB anymore ; you're BA now - Britain's auditor. The Queen should appoint you by law and officially recognize you as such.

[@derekfaeberwick]

Mad Betty won't be queen of britain much longer.

[@jamingaming9251]

00AB serving Queen and country.

[@tomstickland]

This is some of the best comedy on KZbin. AB is brutal and also a master at deflection and circular conversations.

[@daytona1212]

I'll bet that guy started to cry as soon as he was out of sight. That was priceless. Cops were crazy as expected. You get no confrontation from me, while she was confronting you. Clown woman.

[@John-mt3ie]

She didn’t ‘confront’ him really. Just approached him calmly asking a few questions just to see what the crack is, what she’s entitled to do. He’s the one getting rude and looking for an argument really. Another person here being a sheep and hating the police when she hasn’t done anything wrong 🐑

[@peacemaster8117]

@@John-mt3ie Calling someone a sheep while being an absolute bootlicker? Too funny to be real.

[@heavyduty2280]

best audit ever, I was in tears with how you handled those 2 suits and wow the cop response was insane and ya nailed them too xD

[@samc179]

I love how they cry poverty whenever they are proven to be inept but 10 of them can show up in a minutes notice if one of their own feels like doing a bit of intimidation

[@davidsmith5523]

It's a great tactic to ask him to understand that what you are doing is not illegal. He could not comprehend the illogic of his position. Again if there was a threat, would it not have happened by the time the tie comment was unashed. But again they can not think on their feet reevaluate. Fear rules their minds. Its very sad.

[@steveturner7573]

What a complete and utter waste of public money.

[@jleb22]

You hit nail on the head with the office manager. He thinks you work for him. He works for us

[@kevindenogla783]

That was a proper intimidation fail. Well done AB. They thought you were going to fall apart but as we all know you are by far the most competent at what you do.

[@rcmantel]

I nearly spit out my coffee twice on this one AB! Brilliant Video, Academy Award for a documentary! 😂😂😂😂

[@oombee5709]

You handled all of them brilliantly, AB. You’re the best!