Catherine's Debut! - Anew

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"Full Demilitarization of Imperial Armed Forces towards the Necrons are in full effect. And the Necrons are doing the same. Any further battles towards the Necrons be it for territorial disputes, resources, or the like are to be done through idol competitions. We will see if the same could be done towards the other races such as the Eldar."
This State of the Imperium address and declaration has been signed with the full blessings and the undisputed support of Roboute Guilliman, Primarch of the Ultramarines.
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Imperial High Command has confirmed the theory of the inquisition that the Necrons would pit their own idols against us. The Necrons seem to be able to gather energy from the crowds during these idol competitions without any fatal consequence to any organic lifeform present. This has led the Necrons to save more energy to curb their unending desire to feed off of the energy of the universe. With the proclamation of Roboute Guilliman made known to the vast reaches of the Galaxy, the inquisition now theorizes that the other races will follow suit. They are, however, unsure how the Orks or the Tyranids will accomplish this. The Tau seem indifferent but there are hushed talks among the Farsight Enclave's higher ups about the matter.
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LikhaLuna made the art for Rosie:
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Zcee Nooks provided some additional art like the background on the Necron Idol's home
Megane is a Character of Luth:
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MissyMarsStars voiced Catherine, the Necron Idol as well as Megane:
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Naerina voiced Rosie!:
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EgoQueenAlexis voiced Macha!:
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[@commandermcnash5137]

This is actually very touching when you consider a few things: -Trazyn stated that he sorely misses the fact necrons cannot longer create music -It may not be that farfetched that due some misshap during biotransference a minuscule portion of the species may have retained the skill to create music -There are multiple instances of necrons retaining feelings of fellowship and love for their partners -There is also the fact some necrons have dealt honourably and decently with humans -Finally, IRL we have started to develop AI capable to create music, maybe this could be Trazyn's next quest?

[@caav56]

>maybe this could be Trazyn's next quest? Gather enough relics to form a full band for Catherine? All my yes.

[@simonbarabash2151]

There definitely are necrons that can make music, there's one in "twice dead king". But its stated to be irredeemably crap even to other necrons.

[@buttahXD]

@@simonbarabash2151 He tried and that's what matters

[@helenpink2796]

@@caav56 Or he is fan of Catherine and wants her autograph to include it in his collection.

[@jarlathquinn2628]

@@simonbarabash2151 yeah it’s described as worse than ork transports

[@lordvolland1930]

Now, warhammer is my favorite anime

[@kevinbarber2795]

Lord Volland Yea, waiting for that anime; Ork banter with anime trops here we come!

[@saphirone8030]

Not sure if Heresy...

[@MinersLoveGames]

Implying it wasn't already one.

[@criminalpidgeon4636]

@@MinersLoveGames shall we burn the heretic(planet included) by the way of exterminatus or do we let him go?

[@000Krim]

Remember everything is canon

[@AnotherDoomerWeeb]

Warhammer origins was grounded in heavy Metal. And now its community creates Idol tracks. Things have come full circle

[@GonnaDieNever]

they create metal too.

[@Elitex62]

Well, it was originally a parody for the chidishly grim stories to basically tell everyone to fucking chill.

[@OverlordMagos]

@Natasel look up for "Strolling through Ultramar (40k SFM) (Original Sax Marine Video) "

[@ChaosRaziel]

hehehe Just As Planned >:)

[@bomb5hock]

In this case living metal.

[@zceenook5749]

Orbital Striking Monoliths. Majestic. Such beauty is rarely seen...

[@stevenwang5148]

NECRODERMIS REIHN!

[@user-dw3fp9ci3o]

Tehre is noh time to beh lohst! Batul Brothas! Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens, as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra! And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat! As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

[@ChiefLibrarianLothric]

Necron, hide yourself or you will melta in your face. Steehl Reihn is Boreal's thing. :D

[@Alpharius93]

Indeed =) That's how we Necrons do!

[@Jojob541]

Multipleh simultaneous and devastating defensive deep straiks.

[@KopitioBozynski]

Anyone know what drugs Roboute Guilliman is smoking so I can have some?

[@erikhullum625]

All of them I think

[@jasonnorris3292]

@@erikhullum625 best answer i have seen for a nice while

[@erikhullum625]

@@jasonnorris3292 thank you

[@criminalpidgeon4636]

You guys sure it wasn't a drugged attempt at making a waifu by perturabo?

[@erikhullum625]

@@criminalpidgeon4636 I don't think so I feel like perturobo wouldn't let anyone else be in charge of it besides himself and it says it has the approval of roboute

[@empiret1]

Again let all of these idol have a cameo in if the emperor had a text-to-speech device the reaction of the emperor will be priceless.

[@iliasoran2670]

grand finale of ITEHATTSD Letting the Idols have a concert in the throne Room with all the characters as spectators, and the concert is broadcasted through the whole galaxy

[@weldonwin]

There will not be enough swears in the entire Gothic language for the Emperor to express himself adequately, but I have a feeling the Custodes will love it

[@lordbrisingr5169]

weldonwin you never know, the Emperor might actually enjoy. After all he’s been stick on the golden chair for 10,000 years, he’ll probably enjoy the change of pace.

[@weldonwin]

Custodes-2: And Technophilia, don't forget that Random Mechanicus Guy: Nyrrrrg... Where are the toasters we were... Never mind, we have something better

[@giantturtlecat2959]

How about Kitten!

[@CardinalAsh]

She's so adorable I can't even think about lewding. 10/10 would adopt.

[@speestechsupport1341]

Ser Nexi Boy you don’t frequent /tg/ then...Cathy (Aka Lolicron, the inspiration behind this idol) was already lewded by fa/tg/uy drawfags many moons ago...here is a tame SFW: 1d4chan.org/images/7/7e/Lolicron01.jpg

[@CardinalAsh]

I try to avoid 4chan in general unless i need something from it. I hang out in 1d4chan a lot though for 40k laughs.

[@strikethespike816]

That's a loli? If she where a loli wouldn't she would be... um... flatter chested? Can Necrons be lolis? I guess I mean they are all like ancient... I guess it's like being a vampire loli.

[@speestechsupport1341]

Strike The Spike ...the design was named Catherin or Cathy but many gave her the nickname Lolicron as she was drawn as a cute little girl by many of /tg/‘s drawfags so the name stuck and most of the lewd Necrons were dubbed as Lolicron...she is an established character in many /tg/ writefaggotry and has a sibling (older sister) called Heavy-chan and grandfather Papa-lith...here: 1d4chan.org/wiki/Lolicron PS: she may be millions of years old, but she is still barely legal!

[@strikethespike816]

Spees Techsupport I see. Well that ends my investigation in the matter quickly. Now how many guardsmen do we need to give her enough head pats?

[@glasslaughter824]

Deceiver: *clapping and crying* Night Bringer: I want to die less now. Outsider: I mustn't eat her!! She is to cute!! Void Dragon: **E X T R E M E R O A R I N G O F H A P P N I E S S** ^w^

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

The Void Dragon is currently in prisoned deep bellow Mars surface so he can't really do that... Presumably because he couldn't handle it

[@HTMR-de8gz]

@@lordinquisitorpeter8221 The way they keep the Void dragon imprisoned is with a laptop with insane high speed Internet access.

[@fumarc4501]

Void Dragon? More like Void Neet!

[@theemperorofmankind8082]

*intensely tries to snipe but hands are not willing to pull the trigger*

[@jeiorivera7787]

Death corps sniper: Xeno scum *scopes in* ngh what? *trigger finger shakes* No, you live xeno, for now *slings scoped las rifle and walks away

[@lordbrisingr5169]

I really didn’t expect the Necron to be so...so...so freaking adorable

[@smjsuperscott]

I never liked the concept of idols, but the disparity between the universe and the content is too much to ignore. It's like the gun truck crashed into the kitten truck and the kittens are out playing with the guns...

[@ZafkielDoesStuff]

Just like Warhammer was meant to be. #KittenMarines

[@whatareyouonabout]

Best combination

[@bruhlaro5416]

In Texas those are already a thing. #Factsdon'tcareaboutyourfeelings

[@giantturtlecat2959]

So you mean the Captain-General of the Custodes whose nickname is literally “Little Kitten”

[@Morec0]

@@giantturtlecat2959 _well-oiled chuckling_

[@darklitebug]

"My lord, the humans seem to be having some sort of singing contest." *Slams necrodermis fist into table* "Not on my watch, not without us!"

[@ollaniuspius1211]

You know your song's a hit when you find Catachans singing it with a hairbrush in the bathroom.

[@Bigslam1993]

Ollanius Pius well, good thing Catachan's dont have bathrooms. Thats for weaklings

[@Goldenspartan86]

YOU TOOK MY NAME!!!!

[@barrybend7189]

What bathroom in catachan those get destroyed. There are pitcher plants though that do the job though just don't fall in it or else you'll have a bad time.

[@invincibleunderthesun8545]

Catachans poop in outhouses

[@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817]

What are you doing here, Ollanius ? You were killed by fucking Horus. You can’t just transcend reality.

[@Bigslam1993]

Was that a harambe-poster? These Xenos are dedicated to keep up the joke for over 39000 years.

[@irtazaazam2573]

Bigslam1993 never forget Harambe. The eldar kept their dicks out for him and that's what made Slaanesh.

[@Bigslam1993]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

[@drpyrobrine5864]

And this is why we purge fifthly Xenos.

[@dracolazarus7776]

She also has a Gabriel Angelos pic and an Emps pic.

[@ayindephulgence4950]

the blood ravens stole the memes

[@TheCreepyLantern]

this entire concept is insane. I love it so much.

[@manticore6963]

How DARE YOU tempting me to betray Sister Rosie with those heretical Necron-Hips!

[@Tucher97]

AND THOSE NECRON UNDIES HOW DARE THEY TEMPT INNOCENT WARRIORS

[@MrEddie4679]

We should purge this filthy xeno scum in the name of the emperor, and do an exterminatus on the planet for that song might be to catchy for the health of the empire.

[@Tucher97]

well um, if it benefits mankind in a way then a ok, i fight for the benefit and betterment of mankind

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Eddie ågren try it your breath reeks of the corpse emperors flesh fool we shall take you all for Slaanesh

[@sergioochoa913]

It could be worse. After all, It could be a Slanneshi, Nurglite or Tyrannid Idol.

[@ericemigh3869]

I love that Catherine's lines are often a bit off, as if they've gone through a good, but not perfect, automatic translator. MissyMarsStars also works great with her material; Catherine's odd chortle at the end of Prometheum Laced With Love still makes me chuckle.

[@SilverStormCZ]

9/10 still waiting for a waagh idol

[@GonnaDieNever]

RIGHT ORKY HEART! make it happen. "Grorka's debut" except its just an orc in a wig.

[@pauliusthemad3498]

We need ork metal, with guitars of spiky gits

[@TheJarric]

shadowrun has ork rap

[@TheWizel]

We need a group of regular orks that dress like a girl band but sing death metal

[@bolrath6984]

The orks could have two idols that sing duets, Gorka and Morketta.

[@tellder1]

Silent King watching GalaxyTube on his loptop outside of the galaxy: >*rewatches all Horus Heresy documentaries* -You call this bar fight a war? > *watches Emperors and Co podcast* -Why is this shrieking skeleton a ruler of...*remembers he is litteral metal skeleton* I am not one to judge... I am not one to judge... > *watches idol song of Megane and Rosie* -Hmmm... kinda catchy... > *Watches Catherines debut* -Necron...chan?! This. Is. So. Incredibly. CUTE! I WANT MOAR! *returns to the Galaxy hoping to get to live concert*

[@techpriestexscian6596]

Anddd hes dead, because his own kin fired at khim for leaving them alone

[@fumarc4501]

The Silent King is a very happy Great Gruncle now!

[@michaldworakowski187]

HOOOLY shit you are an prophet he actualy comes back

[@Raipongai]

@@michaldworakowski187 he's coming to see if he can get an autograph

[@overlordinquisitor6565]

@Paul Schwartz I think we found Orikan

[@redtormaximo5530]

OH SHIT, IT'S THE LOLICRON.

[@PLpatriot999]

this i basically /tg/ the musical

[@speestechsupport1341]

Jotaro kujo Warhammer High vibes here

[@PLpatriot999]

Spees Techsupport idk, we have lolicron, macha, we definetly will get cultist-chan. warhammer high was more of a slice of life, and didn't include any of previously mentioned characters

[@speestechsupport1341]

Jotaro kujo Yeah, but I meant the similarity in the casual “modern day” behavior between sworn enemies and an alarming amount of cute representations of the warring factions...as you stated cultist-chan and all the others will not just shoot each other on the spot as it should be, but instead will break into song or conversation and most likely become friends...just like in Warhammer high or HS40k

[@banzeyegaming2234]

Oh, oh! Lofn next! I vote for Lofn to be the next idol!

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

I imagine that this is just a stylized version of an actual talent show that exists within the TTS-verse.

[@michatuodziecki2079]

This is TTS-verse

[@striderfox71]

*Colonial Commissar comes around as the crusade fleet reaches into the warp after months on the campaign* *Following the pure heretical broadcast from Holy Terra.* *Sips his recafe before spitting it all out as he see's what comes next, a Necron waifu appearing on Holy Terra its self* "HOW IN THE EMPERORS NAME DID THAT THING GET PAST THE NAVY?!?!" *The commissar shoots down the first man who gushes over the necron waifu, quickly bringing back order to the regiment* P.S I like it all

[@ducklord9933]

How dare you make a cute nercon, I love it.

[@speestechsupport1341]

Paul Holewczynski Look up Heavy-chan or Lolicron, /tg/ was on top of cute/lewd ‘Crons for some time...who would have guessed that fa/tg/uys would be fantasizing about cute robots PS: the design of the Idol is more or less based/inspired by how Drawfags draw Lolicron

[@nicedaemonette]

+Spees Techsupport Specifically I would assume JoPereira of Nerf Now's take on the character.

[@RubberyCat]

May i point out that the regular lolicron has more silvery-grey armor and a different form of chestplate, while "Catherine" is very dark grey on arms and chestplate.

[@Tucher97]

YOU HERETIC

[@speestechsupport1341]

She truly is an angel send by Mag’ladroth himself, praise the Omnissiah

[@strikethespike816]

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[@speestechsupport1341]

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[@strikethespike816]

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[@whatareyouonabout]

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[@theomnissiah-9120]

Your welcome

[@chowbyebye]

Thats one cute necron

[@InquisitorThomas]

By the Emperor, I must shut down this competition before the entire Imperium begins lewding Xenos!!! But first *Blams* no lewding Necrons.

[@sakkuyniron9756]

When you realise she is actually a flayed one who crawled into Idol suit.

[@quelric3297]

Lolicron / 20

[@HaloFTW55]

Lolicrons...? Is this /tg/?

[@chowbyebye]

lol that be nightmarish

[@triplehelix3207]

I love you like a fool I always fall for you No matter what you do What i feel for you is true You try to push away Or maybe lead me astray But my heart kindles anew I’ll come back always for you We’ve known each other like its been forever But it really feels like its just yesterday Your sights on mine and mine on yours It was love at first sight I know deep in my heart that our love will come alive Together we’ll be fine For our love I will fight From morning, noon, and night Just to have you by my side If ever i turn blue Just a kiss or hug will do As long as it came from you Just like that, I’m good as new 💚 I love you like a fool I always fall for you No matter what you do What i feel for you is true You try to push away Or maybe lead me astray But my heart kindles anew ‘Cause my love is just for you

[@caav56]

Thank you, fellow Dynasty servant. Might the shards of Star Gods serve you valiantly and never rebel.

[@alexanderblankenship5813]

BLACK TEMPLAR LINKON LOYALIST IDOL WHEN!?

[@markkiefer3243]

PURGING WITH MY KIIIIIIIIIIN~!

[@alexanderblankenship5813]

"...THESE HERETICS WONT KNEEL!!! SCREAMING AS THEY DIE, BY MY BLADE OF RIGHTEOUS STEEL!!!"

[@Ranmus]

So that's what that theme was building up to... Leave it to the necrons to produce a semi-yandere idol representative...

[@weldonwin]

No, the Drukari will have the Yandere idol

[@Humble_Merchant]

Look, if you're trying to tap into the weeb market, you gotta get a Taugirl in this.

[@hoanguyenthai9170]

if that happens, Kitten will appear in the comment section

[@Magnus30250]

for "SOME REASONS"

[@Veellinn]

@@Magnus30250 The greater goods, of course.

[@clothar23]

Little Kitten : That isn't fucking canon..

[@herrdoctor2895]

@@clothar23 shut yed face ya captain ingot its cannon.

[@NornQueenAlexis]

Omg this is to cute.......Wait an Min.......Is that Me? Oh damn it!!

[@timedraven117]

Yes. All the yes, THANK YE ALEXIS QUEEN!

[@vukknezevic4087]

Well then:YOU are cute!

[@Bigslam1993]

I was confused to see your name in the credits. Then I listened again and noticed that it WAS actually you. Nice job

[@Short-bn4nk]

Oh darn

[@nicedaemonette]

So you're an Ever-Virgin?

[@AresErrantKnight]

The codex astartes says surprisingly little about the required action to mettalic xenos crashing into a concert. What should we do ?

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

Treat it as if it is enemy Drop Podding on top of your position. It's basically the same thing.

[@lwes4]

Pretty sure we sure just smile and clap... other wise the monoliths guns will open up on the audience and will get a repeat of congress sciean from mars attacks

[@fritz160wolf]

I know what im doing. (Directs leman Russ tank through the crowd) . "GUNNER FIRE ON THE MONOLITH"!!!!

[@essexclass8168]

does it have Trazyn? if so, lock everything, including the locks

[@fritz160wolf]

Essex Class have no Fear Citizen. The Imperial guard are on the job. (Grabs megaphone) "ALL ARMOR CONCENTRATE FIRE ON THAT MONOLITH!!! (Leman Russ tanks and Chrimera apcs open Fire)

[@quercusalba4304]

Glad to see evervirgin still smug as ever

[@speestechsupport1341]

Quercus Alba She is saving herself for the Emperor...duh?!

[@raspberrypie1706]

#JustMacha

[@triggerme6144]

Not even gonna get into that thought process

[@sexualyeti7023]

I will draw ALL the lewds based on these characters!

[@InquisitorThomas]

SexualYeti I constantly hear GW is going to retcon Slaanesh out of existence. If that was true then WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE IMPERIUM FALLING TO SUCH VILE HERESY?!

[@zceenook5749]

... I feel as a supportive artist that you should do that. Link to the original one ?

[@redeye3869]

DO IT

[@redeye3869]

DO IT

[@Kriegenofficer]

Do it

[@VarvasNukka]

At first I thought trazyn had stolen a drop pod before realizing it was a monolith.

[@techpriestexscian6596]

He already has one

[@ajente2o254]

@@techpriestexscian6596 he has a lot of them probably

[@Ravenska11]

Time to learn 3d modeling, make a 3d model of her , and print it, kitbash a Command barge into a little scene with some speaker and this song !

[@intrepidferret6704]

Did you do it? If yes I need the holy STC

[@Ravenska11]

@@intrepidferret6704 Not yet, 3d modeling is hard to learn by yourself (even more more when you lack freetime ^^). But i will do it !

[@AbadonXXX]

more idols for the imperium

[@ambustio9807]

AbadonXXX fab custodes would be nice

[@fadzanatas6098]

they are the judges

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

Commisar-Chan will execute those found wanting with cuteness. 😆

[@pauliusthemad3498]

Sisters of Silence might fit in better, Granted song of pure silence would be nice for April the 1st

[@zarrotechgeek]

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[@KingDerpy13]

I'm not a simp. *Catherine appears* At your service, my Mechanical Queen.

[@ahumblemurloc2105]

This is a surprisingly wholesome song coming from an ancient death robot...

[@StarboyXL9]

Yet another reason to join the Necrons. Such advanced technology... And also robobooty

[@BigJubble]

Funk systems online....Dance servos engaged....ERROR: 404, care.exe not found.

[@notsocrazytank707]

Error: damn not found (c) WH40k Mechanicus, Scaevola

[@ChiefLibrarianLothric]

WoW realy? Angelos, Emperor and... Harambe? Just wow XD.

[@imperialguardsman521]

I can't even believe it myself.

[@Sereze001]

A bit concerned about the Emperors portrait...

[@goggariS]

Why am i not surprised to see a picture of Harambe in Machas room? I'd ship it.

[@commo8087]

M4kimies Anything for a slice of that Marbo

[@commo8087]

Angel Guzman Swolo Marbo too thicc, unfortunately..

[@charlottewalnut3118]

M4kimies its just a mon chay

[@Red0543]

In my humble opinion Catherine will always be the best idol. :)

[@caav56]

As she should be.

[@onairwithjarvis]

I dread when a Ork is up singing...

[@Tinandel]

I just keep hearing Karamazov from the Emperor's Text To Speech series: "HERESY! HERESY EEEEVERYWHERE!!!!!!"

[@puttster3]

The beginning of the song made me think of the Never Ending Story with a Tron techno styling.

[@danteslayer9455]

if only the reasonable marines would have lived long enough to see this :(

[@Bigslam1993]

Well, solving all conflicts by singing is just as unreasonable as fighting all the things all the time.

[@CT-Clone]

They still live in me

[@mr.outlaw231]

Bigslam 1993 That, and I'm pretty sure Khorne, the Orks, Tzeentch, Tyranids, Inquisitors, regular Space Marines, Chaos Space Marines, and Nurgle will use such events to either A.) KILL EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE! or B.) Plot to slowly win every conflict through it.

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

As a Lord Inquisitor I'm not sure what to think about this...gonna ask the emperor about it

[@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817]

They are dead ? How unreasonable.

[@TheNextDecade244]

This is literally the most adorable thing I'd ever heard in my entire life. Seen cuter things, but never heard anything more adorable than this.

[@10dice]

I love this to bits! Well done, StringStorm.

[@timedraven117]

I will admit though this episode needed more work for the pre music dialogue. It's almost there, almost. The song however is a lot more streamline and better written. And the voice actor and sound mixer was PERFECT, and the theme of the song fits necron culture and theory of reincarnation amazingly.

[@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817]

Are you here to stea-REAPPROPRIATE our comments ?

[@timedraven117]

@@manofironthathasntturnedcr9817 No that would be plagiarism and the Mechanicus has a dim view on that for some reason. I'm going to make alike a Jopallian and make it legally distinct see.

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

If I recall, all blood angels and successor chapters have a sort of cease-fire with the necrons, so this one is friend.

[@Sereze001]

This is just...just... cute. *HOW THE FUCK. DO. YOU. MAKE. NECRONS. CUTE?!*

[@diamonddino7024]

This is just so different then the tone regular 40k it's just so good.

[@witherbendisch2704]

We are descending in ways of heresy I never thought we would achieve but it’s worth it I actually like it a lot

[@zeronatras]

Trazyn my lord, WE NEED THIS UNIT IN YOUR COLLECTION ASAP!

[@weldonwin]

Emperor Forgive me... this one was actually pretty catchy, my foot betrayed me and actually started tapping to the Heretical cuteness

[@Bjorn308]

Are you also going to draw a cute Tyranid singing about how tasty everybody looks and how they just want to eat everything in sight? Because you totally should. LOL. XD

[@thegreypaladin2783]

I just came from watching videos like Rylanor's Last stand, Villified, and Krieg. I wasn't quite expecting... This, to be on the same channel as those songs. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

[@Korraganitar]

That this is a thing fills me with joy.

[@spartana1116]

What’s next tau and orcks ? This stage screams heresy!!

[@guyperson754]

Ghazghul: Oi, ya ruddy gits! Dem ‘umies an’ Necro Boyz gots dem sum idols! Why don’ we have one!? Ork Boy: Eh, Boss... dat’s cuz we ain’t got no Boyz dat look all pretty loik dos ones. Ghazghul: DEN GET TA DA RUNT-HERDAZ AN’ START MAKIN’ ONE!!! Ork Boy: Roight ‘way, Boss! Abaddon: Foolish corpse worshippers... thinking their “God Emperor” will grant them supremacy in this competition? Ha! BILE! Fabius Bile: What is it? I’m in the middle of some experiments. Abaddon: I need you to create me a Chaos Warrior with the greatest singing voice you can. Fabius Bile: Interesting... what’s in it for me? Abaddon: You’ll see. Farsight: Do you remember that song they wrote for me? Shadowsun: Of course, Commander. What of it? Farsight: I’m getting too old to sing myself and you have an inspirational voice. I think you should join this competition the Gue’la are having. Shadowsun, thinking of a certain Custodes: ...Maybe...

[@Artorias-wm4ri]

I can't wait to see the tau idol

[@attila535]

Incoming tsundere Shadowsun.

[@CyberSlayer128]

Well, we can thank Catherine for waking up the Necrons for 9th edition.

[@chasegriffin5205]

😨😲😲.... My God!.... You took one of my favorite factions and turned one into cutsey lovable pop idol with an even cuter voice and song!!! I love her😢😊

[@alphyvrainesboy9735]

This is most worthy of my collection consider it added

[@theomnissiah-9120]

Trazyn the Infinite I believe that necron database has copy's available

[@DurandulTycho]

Hi alpha, it’s me, xel!!!!

[@mike-fr2vf]

3:06 love the harambe poster next to the emperor of mankind

[@sondad9696]

This might sound generic, but honestly I’d be a heretech for Catherine. Besides, necrons and humans are the two most likely species to get along, aside from the broken and fanatical ones of course. (The Tau are out of the running due to having “human helpers” and being generally insignificant for the most part on the wider galactic stage. Maybe in 10th boys.)

[@The-jy3yq]

Addition: Eldar are assholes, Dark Eldar deserve to be eaten forever by Slaanesh and be put in it's murder BDSM dungeon, Orkz and Tyranids can only serve as a natural catastrophe that can only change it's direction for a small time and Chaos are heretics, as such they will be killed on sight and everyone will be happy with it Although I doubt former Nekron'tyr would follow their King once again. And I doubt that there would be enough Nekrons to _really_ make a difference. ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

[@3005desu]

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI ork singa when?

[@alexanderblankenship5813]

Maybe we could have it done by an ork wearing a wig, heavy make up, and a dress, singing: " DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! WEVE GOT TO GET SOME DAKKA!!!" "DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! WE NEED TO HAVE SOME DAKKA!!!" "DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! WE BETTER HAVE SOME DAKKA!!!" "DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! WERE GONNA HAVE DAKKA TONIGHT!!!"

[@patrickfrost9405]

Alexander Blankenship YOU LITTLE SNOTS WILL DAKKA INTO ME AND MAKE ME SOME WAAAAAAAGH BABIES!!

[@principetnomusic]

Patrick Frost Male idols are a thing

[@bobboringname9021]

how did i get here what am i watching and why cant i look away?

[@oldhunterundol3243]

That "of course" was so damn perfect

[@cturner5338]

You know, my loyalty to the emperor says let this grow and the kill all of them with one purge, but as a guardsmen, my morale and survivability have never been higher.

[@BeratLjumani]

Message from the Fabricator General of Mars: The Eldar... Ooh careful we in the Adeptus Mechanicus and haven’t yet identified the Eldar entirely though this idol competition(which the Mechanicus will win btw) is the perfect chance to study the Eldar and finally designate them a Trope! They could be a: Tsundere-please note any phrases such as “I didn’t do it for you B-Baka” and impressive round house kicks that send full on astartes flying Sadodere-Eldar are notorious manipulators making factions fight for them all the time and generally making Humanity take the full frontal barrage of their...games so please be wary of rumors. Himdere-all Eldar see themselves as dainty princesses and heroines despite their stoic nature, especially their farseers so be wary of that stupid high pitch laughing shriek into the hand we believe it’s some type of psychic sound like signal to begin a ridiculous amount of events they had set up in the background with no one noticing five minutes ago...also watch out for their servants the Eldar jump from hit man to domestic work to back to being a hit man, master swordsman, psyker, and or Harlequin is dodgy and you never know who the Eldar have on staff We hope our Mechanicus Representative in this competition will use this data and win this for the Machine God!

[@Mafia487]

Awesome piece guys! When's SM idol? The Blood Ravens would probably be very happy to come show off their talents

[@mzaid8437]

the ones likely to join one of these are either one of the blood angels or the emperor's children

[@Kardel_VA]

this came out quicker than expected. GOOD ON YA BOYO!

[@KennyKortrez]

Mmmm space skeleton hips, my kind of thing!

[@Chaxar]

May I just say how awesome it is to see/hear such great canon. Only a true fan could produce such spot on creative songs that are dripping with accuracy and still be true to the format. (and yes i realize i am a year late to the competition)

[@vukknezevic4087]

This will be a very interesting season! It started so!

[@thomas_roni_pero346]

this is by far the cutest darn thing i've seen all day and i didn't expect that from a necron this is my favorite song so far, good job!

[@janossos8620]

Due to the increasing Heretics activity in the area, the Imperium send an Gloriana class battleship with the Inquisitors, to made an Exterminatus if needed. But Lady Gloriana just turned out to a Kancolle-like shipgirl waifu...the best and biggest waifu of the Imperium, and will sing about her secret feelings about the lord Inquisitor...:)

[@rodrey330g9]

They may be silent, but that’s because their voices are auto tuned to sound like this.

[@RLDacia]

So much classier than those Imperial Idols. Catherine is best girl!

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

Now what you said right there is heresy. The xeno idols themselves are not. But saying that they are better then the imperial ones is incredibly heretical. *Loads bolter* What's your excuse?

[@parasitegame3062]

DAMN YOU NECRONS !!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOMETHING HARD TO KILL IN DARK CRUSADE CAN BE SO ADORABLE !

[@hemidas]

Now we all need is an Eldar and a T'au idol!

[@georgerose1252]

Don't forget the grand finale: an Ork.

[@DHTheAlaskan]

Please let it be Farsight T'au not those deluded Ethereal worshipers

[@tanith117]

Isn't one of Farsights companions a chick with All the flamethrowers on her mech? Duet with her and Rosie doing promethium love.

[@DHTheAlaskan]

USS Prinz Eugen you mean Sub Commander Torchstar?

[@zeche8477]

Screw the blue fish fucks. Squat idol when?

[@piatpotatopeon8305]

Can't wait for the Inquisition's idol's song. It's just going to be one long [REDACTED] sound effect. We average citizens are not privy to the secret songs of the Inquisition.

[@696Ghost696]

Macha's song will be about Angelos? :O

[@Bigslam1993]

696Ghost696 no. About harambe

[@ekulerudamuru]

Everyday we go further from the Imperial truth..

[@Sereze001]

WORTH IT! *gets blammed by the nearest commisar*

[@man-emperorofmankind3855]

*[I LEAVE YOU FUCKERS ALONE FOR 10 MILLENNIA AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?]*

[@Neko_Medic]

Felinid idol is a must.

[@DuoSanguis]

I'm gunna be real disppointed if there isn't a Felinid representative in the IG entry.

[@Alpharius93]

Yes!!! I've been waiting for this one so much, and it was so much worth the wait

[@philiproe1661]

This is actually how I imagine the Necrontyr looked liked before their sun turned them into skeleton meat bags.

[@Darj_sip]

We can live in hope

[@pauldodds9646]

Didnt they have like eternal skin cancer

[@philiproe1661]

@@pauldodds9646 Yeah but I figured that there was a time when Atomibombia didn't turn them ugly.

[@jonasflink8340]

Necron and Orks get to share first place for me. Catherine is the most kawaii and Orkette is the most KAWAAAGH!!!

[@ryanabernathy7821]

Best race, best song, best voice, BEST IDOL!!!

[@gojihunter3118]

Ramakesh: My Overlord Trayzn is pleased.

[@BIGESTblade]

Necrons singing lovesongs... Actualy, I almost want this to be a serious thing. Imagine how brighter 40k would become if races could just gather for a contest of singing. Even though eldar would obviously win every single time, but that's would be a sign of peace. In 40k, seems unreal and also goes against everything 40k stands for.

[@ajente2o254]

I mean Eldar music would be like a weird mash-up of all their culture so maybe they would lose

[@18947ful]

I really love that Necron Idol artwork :3 good song also :) please keep 'em coming! Really love this series :)

[@18947ful]

Likha Luna i am really looking forward to it :) thanks for the hard work! :*

[@stantrien8106]

Will you ever release the artwork for these, or is that not allowed since they're commissions?

[@Mr.Tahkos]

She looks *lewd*

[@StarboyXL9]

Her sister is even better!

[@Niohimself]

"My heart kindles anew" is a really clever lyric, considering how the Necrons keep coming back to life when slain. Reanimation protocols ftw :P

[@markkiefer3243]

I think the Ordos Xenos are VERY interested in this "idol" activity...

[@NunofyaFB]

Somewhere out there, there’s a necron dynasty with Catherine as the phaerakh

[@caav56]

... And now I imagine Catherine and Amarkun going on a date.

[@dragonstormx]

Macha has posters of Gabriel Angelos, the Emperor, and a gorilla. Is this implying she is some kind of tsundere?

[@lowfn]

Catherine will always be best